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[Howl]
Is there anyone watching this week's program?
Good evening, it's Suigyo-do.
It's Fcsc!
As you can see.
So, everyone, let me introduce you to this show this week as well!
Thank you, Mister!
[Laughter]
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
This kind of broadcast!
Um... who is "Mister" here?
No, I don't want to say it!
I won't say it even if you don't say it!
Is that so?
Mister!
I won't say it from my mouth!
Yes, you won't!
So we have to proceed with it, right?
That's right.
From now on, we'll be careful.
Thank you, Spock!
So we did dice in Korea, too.
That's right.
Even if you say dice, what is it?
Um...
What?
What's wrong?
Um...
Komatsu, can you take your ears off?
I've been hearing a sound like a pipe.
It's empty inside.
It doesn't look like anything anyway.
So, this is the last journey.
Yes!
Even if it's the last journey, we don't decide where we're going.
That's right.
We have three meals in the morning, noon and night, right?
Yes, yes.
So we decided where we were going and what we were going to eat.
That's right!
But this is...
Well...
This is a swimming pool, right?
The market...
Well...
It was so painful that we had a fight.
It was painful, wasn't it?
I almost died halfway through.
The reason it's painful is...
This card!
That's right.
I was wondering what it said.
There's a card you can't eat.
There's a lot.
We went in front of the store and asked again for a card you can eat or not eat.
That's right.
We hardly eat it anymore.
You can't eat about half of it, can you?
We've really gotten on bad terms with each other, haven't we?
Humans have to eat.
Let's go on this trip as usual.
Where are you going, Oizumi?
I don't know where we're going.
This is a great project.
First of all, let's take a look at the best two trips in Korea.
Now, Oizumi.
What is it?
It's the announcement of this project.
It's too early for that.
We've been traveling a lot and enjoyed a lot of things, but there's one big thing missing.
Wait a minute. I'm excited! I'm excited again! What is it? What is it?
There's one big thing missing.
It's gourmet food.
Right? It's food.
Speaking of missing, it's missing.
What did you eat, Oizumi-kun?
What?
Can I say anything?
Hamburger.
Hamburger? You're like a kid. You're suddenly so formal.
Is that allowed?
Can I say something expensive?
Borscht.
It's Russian food.
Anything else?
Trifle.
Trifle!
It's French food.
Anything else?
Speaking of Russia and France...
It's Chinese food.
Beijing duck!
Beijing duck, huh?
Oizumi-kun, have you ever eaten real Russian, French, or Chinese food?
Real food?
There is.
What is it?
Korea!
What did you eat in Korea?
What did I eat?
What did you eat in Korea?
Korean food.
Kimchi!
Bibimbap!
Bibimbap?
Bibimbap, huh?
Kuppa!
Bone-in Kalbi!
I ate real food like that. Was it good?
It was good!
Korea is good.
It's good.
It's my hobby to eat real food at a real restaurant.
I've never eaten it before.
I want to eat it.
If you want to eat it, you have to eat it.
Let's go!
Let's go eat the real Korean BBQ food you recommend.
Can we go?
Where are you going?
Let's go eat the real Korean BBQ food you recommend.
What?
Let's go eat the real Korean BBQ food you recommend.
What do you mean by "real Korean BBQ food"?
Are we going to Korea?
I told you.
Are we going to Korea?
Are you kidding me?
Are we going to Korea?
Let's go to Korea.
Wait a minute.
Are we going to Korea?
This is terrible.
Are you serious?
This is not good.
Please tell me back what you drove.
I didn't tell my parents I was going to Japan.
I just told my parents this time.
This is not good.
I'm not going to Japan.
The next day.
Digidigidigi...
Telephone!
That's the one!
Hahahahaha...
- What is it? - Huh?
Huh? What is it?
Give me a sec...
What is it?
- What is it? - Is it a kid?
Please, just eat it up
- I'm out of my mind. - I'm out of my mind too.
Sushi-san...
I'll give you this.
I'll only eat this.
Thank you for eating.
It's completely different.
Even if you put it on top of rice, it will be soggy.
The taste of bread is bad.
I came here again.
I came here to eat grilled food.
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
I feel sorry for you.
Are you smart?
Is there anything in it?
If you don't throw it away and buy it, it's expensive.
Are you smart?
I don't need it.
Let me think about it for a moment.
My daughter is crying.
Your daughter is crying.
Do you love me?
I'm sorry.
Don't eat my head.
I can't help it.
Why do you eat my head?
I'm going to throw it away.
You should throw it away.
I'm going to throw it away.
You should throw it away.
I'm going to throw it away.
Wow, there is a spork.
I'm going to throw it away.
That's terrible.
You don't have a foot or a foreign language.
You're arrogant.
You ate my head and your face.
You ate my head and my face.
I haven't eaten it for a long time.
I only ate your head and your head that day.
That's why we can eat a lot of nutrients.
Spork is a big deal.
There are 213 different islands in Hokkaido.
We went around all of them.
We went around them all.
We went to all of them.
We have a list of the best 3.
Please take a look.
There are 212 different islands in Hokkaido.
We will go to all of them.
We will go to all of your cities.
No, we can't do that.
Have you ever seen something like this?
This is it.
What is it?
This is called "country sign".
Country sign?
Yes.
There is a country sign at the border.
What are you holding up?
What?
What are you holding up?
I found it!
What?
It's true!
It's the same, isn't it?
It's the same!
And over here...
There are a lot of them!
How do you know there are 212 different islands?
From one city to the next...
In other words...
What we are going to do is...
We are going to draw one card each and go to that city.
And when we get to that city, we will draw another card and go to the next city.
And we will go around 212 different islands in 203 days.
That's the plan.
Anyway...
That's what we are going to do.
Let's go!
Oizumi-kun, let's go to Kohei-kisami.
Let's go!
Don't say "let's go" like that!
Look at the picture on the bottom.
It's different.
It's a picture of the city.
There is a picture?
Yes.
This is the clock tower of Tapporo city, right?
It's a clock tower.
Can you see it right away?
Yes, I can.
Anyway, let's go.
Let's go.
What's going on?
Let's go!
I haven't said anything yet!
Why can't you understand me?
Hurry up and ask me!
Why am I being lectured?
Are you sure you can cut this much?
Stop cutting it!
Shut up!
You are laughing too much!
Wakiba's morning!
Kumehaki's morning.
I said "kumehaki".
Wakiba's morning!
There is a picture.
What is it?
Cut it out!
What? Not a single city in Hokkaido is shown in the video!
What the hell!
212 cities, countryside...
What the hell! I have no idea what this project was about!
In the beginning, we only went to 6 cities.
We did the second part, but only 7 cities were shown.
In the end, we went to 13 cities, right?
That's right.
There are still 199 cities left.
It's something I want to forget about.
If we go at this pace, we'll have to do 30 more recordings.
It's an astronomical number for us.
30 recordings...
That's impossible.
If we do 30 recordings a day, we'll definitely get beaten up in the end.
What the hell is this project about?!
It's true that there are still 199 cities left, but...
We've completed it!
We've done it!
We've completed Country 3.
Aren't you going to Country 4 anymore?
No.
As a transformation, we're moving to Country 20.
Oh, really?
Are you going to Country 20 again?
And Country 10...
What?
No!
- Is it over? - Yes, it's over.
- Yes, it's decided. - It's over, isn't it?
Even if you say so, I won't do it with other viewers.
- I won't do it. - No, you won't do it.
Then I won't do it either. It's troublesome if you say such things.
- No, you won't do it. - I won't do it.
- I won't go to Hokkaido anymore. - That's right.
There's not a single funny thing.
Don't say it like that!
- You might do it, right? - Again and again.
I'll do it. I'll do it. This is what I'm talking about.
No matter how much you give me.
If you don't do it, I won't do it.
I'm not joking.
It's my story, but it's also my character's story.
- Right, president? - Well...
- Let's laugh a little more.
- It's pretty tough. - Iblis?
No matter how much you give me.
(Iblis)
It's a total of 21 countries in Europe.
Hokkaido is attractive, but...
By the way, Europe is attractive, too!
Are you watching, people in the country?
Are you watching, people in Iblis?
(Iblis)
Let's call Haichi
Haichi
Haichi, come here
Haichi, why are you shy?
Haichi
Haichi, I love you
Haichi dropped the camera
Haichi
Haichi, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Haichi is pooping
When the car crashed
I heard a crash
But I don't think it's because of that
I don't think it's because of that
One thing I can think of is
My beloved Pooh
Maybe it's related to air pressure
Maybe it exploded
Well, I pray that Pooh-san is safe.
Pooh-san...
What's wrong?
Mister!
Pooh-san!
Pooh-san...
Because...
But you look happy, don't you?
You haven't changed at all!
You look satisfied, don't you?
Pooh-san and we have never gone out on a day trip.
Pooh-san has never gone out on a day trip.
I wanted to make him step on a unicorn's foot.
I wish I could do that.
I've been stepping on it for a long time, so I don't have anything to step on.
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
We are in Europe.
Today is August 29th.
Our schedule is getting tight.
We've been stuck in a narrow car for about three hours.
My teeth are itching again.
Your teeth are itching.
It's early in the morning.
First of all...
Here, right?
And here.
It looks itchy, doesn't it?
And look at this.
It's my eye.
It's been a while since I had my eye done.
I've never seen a person's eye being stabbed on TV.
I thought it was bad.
Oh, that's bad.
Barely.
If it didn't work out, it was over.
That's right.
It's over.
Well, after all, Europe is quite a lot of fun.
Depending on the cooking.
Being stabbed in the eye.
I woke up.
But that's still a good one.
What?
It's after that.
I'm really swollen.
Oh, I see.
I've really become like a boxer.
We were both barely.
Iri no eran.
You were also rolling up your sleeves.
When you get tired, you start rolling up your sleeves.
Is that one signal?
That's right.
It's about time you get tired.
I'm rolling up my sleeves.
It's like this.
I'm rolling up my sleeves.
You're getting stronger.
That's right.
You should take a break.
That's right.
Just keep an eye out for me.
That's right.
In the future.
Mr. I'm rolling up my sleeves!
So, it's been exactly one year since our trip to Europe, and it's finally been three years since October.
Wow, that's amazing!
We'd like you all to see our new trip next week, but we're going overseas.
I'm looking forward to it!
Where have you been before?
Australia, Korea, Europe, Malaysia, Hong Kong...
So, where are we going next?
It's okay!
Somewhere on Earth!
Of course!
Somewhere on the round Earth!
I'd like to go there!
Please let me go to Earth!
I'd like to go there!
Until you say it!
It's been four, five, six years since our last trip, and we'd like to keep doing our best, so please continue to support us!
It's huge!
Wow! It fell!
Foreigners attacking foreigners is not like Americans!
I think it's going to be a shocking report!
Do we need a permit?
Not at all!
Aren't you human?
What do you want to know?
I want to see it all!
The sun rises and sets depending on the wind!
Can I take a picture of you?
I'm going to cry!
If you don't look at it, you'll fail!
No one's coming to help you!
Come on, boys! Fuck you all! Come on!
I don't want to hear any of you guys putting on airbags like this!
We're not going back yet!
What are you going to do now?
I want to live!