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Good evening, everyone!
Have you forgotten? It's Wednesday!
Now, although it is the fifth chapter of "The Diary of a Traveler", we will finally send you a summary edition tonight!
Will we be able to safely return to Sapporo?
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Choose all routes from Tokyo to Sapporo depending on luck!
"The Diary of a Traveler", chapter 5!
First of all, let me explain the rules!
On the board with six choices written, we will list the current location, current time of arrival, traffic period and destination!
Where we will go will be decided by the dice of fate!
We will repeat this order and aim for the goal of Sapporo!
The time limit is about 72 hours until Monday afternoon!
Will we be able to return to Sapporo within this time limit?
And on Friday, June 5th, planning finally starts from Tokyo!
But here, suddenly, Oizumi chooses "King of Shinya Bus", "Hakata Bus"!
It takes 14 hours to board Japan's longest long- distance route!
Next Saturday morning, we arrive in Hakata, Kyushu, which is the complete opposite direction of Sapporo!
Next, Kagoshima!
And finally, Ibusuki Hot Spring!
We head south, one step at a time!
And finally, we make our fourth choice in Ibusuki!
The "bad man" Suzuki decides to go from Kagoshima to Amamiyo Island for 12 hours by ferry!
We have 32 hours left until the time limit!
However, we have left Sapporo, the largest dice market in the world!
We've arrived in the top of Aomori island!
It's hot in here!
It's hot!
It might be nearly 30 degrees.
It's still before 8 am.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think it's the same in Japan.
It's still before 8 and it's really hot!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
How many times have we been here?
I forgot.
Maybe the fifth?
Fifth I guess.
Let's go with "ka-aomori oshima heading"!
Let's go!
Slowly sightseeing on the southern island!
I see!
Two! Osaka at once with ZASU!
Three! Kagoshima by Oshima own you helicopter!
Four! Is this Kikaijima on the commuter line?
Kikaijima.
Kikaijima!
Five! An island to choose from on the commuter line?
That's right.
What?
Six! Tsuneku is the southernmost Okinawa!
Wow!
Applause?
You can't go south of Okinawa!
You like leisure activities, don't you?
I want to go to Okinawa!
You can't! You can't! You can't!
I'm Okinawa!
I want to go to Okinawa at this moment!
However, when you think about MISA, Okinawa is tough!
What is it?
Let's go to Okinawa!
What will come out?
Leave it to the dice!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow!
Six!
What is it?
Six!
Yay!
What is it?
Thank you!
Two!
JAWS to Osaka at once!
JAWS 950 on Amami island at 9 o'clock 20 minutes departure,
via Kagoshima,
arrive at Osaka Itami Airport at 12 o'clock 25 minutes!
The formation is reversed at once!
Somehow, within the time limit, a desire to reach Sapporo came out!
No, as expected, it's me!
That's right! If it were you, you'd definitely go to Kikaijima!
- Well, let's go! - Yes, yes.
It's over.
- It's okay, we swam. - Even though it's a beautiful sea.
After a four-hour stay on Amamio Island, we took a plane all the way to Osaka.
Our sixth choice at Osaka Itami Airport is these six.
1. Ana 979 flight to Chitose.
2. Express Japan Sea 1 in Hakodate.
3. Express Raicho 89 in Niigata Prefecture Echigo Yuzawa.
4. Shinkansen Nozomi 18 in Tokyo.
5. Also Nozomi 13 in Hakata.
6. Ferry in Kyushu Miyazaki.
While everyone was ready with their eyes on registration, Mr. Gaff's dice had their eyes on...
4. Nozomi 18 in Tokyo.
The bad luck we've had so far has been fully recovered.
However, we've been waiting for the possibility of reaching our goal within the time frame.
Is it the eerie twilight of Tokyo where that terrifying late-night bus starts moving?
- We've arrived at Tokyo Station. - Yeah!
- It's 5:42 right now. - Yes!
- Let's see if we can make it. - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- I'm counting on you, Kuro-kun! - Yes!
- How about it?! - Oh!
- 1. Teru Chitose on the last day. - Yes!
- 2. Ana Chitose on the last day. - Yes!
- Either one is fine! - Both are 8 o'clock.
- 8 and 5 minutes. - Oh, yeah!
- 3. Sapporo on the afternoon of the North Star. - Yes!
- 4. Morioka on the Tohoku Shinkansen. - Yes!
- 5. Late-night bus. - Yes!
- East New Japan Champion. - Yes!
- Who decided that?! - Haha!
- Rahorego! - Haha!
- Aomori! - East New Japan's No. 1 long-distance route. - Oh, yeah!
- Rock... King of Senior Bus is winning?! - Haha!
- Isn't this crazy?! - It's on! It's on!
- That's crazy! That's crazy! - Haha!
- What are you doing?! - 56...
- There's a champion of the east and west coming out of this! - If it's funny, make it 7 or something!
- That's right! - It's 1/6 of this thing coming out of this thing!
- That's right! - But...
- That's crazy! - But...
- If it's 5, we'll head north for now. - That's right!
- And if it's 3, we'll end the project at this point. - We'll end it here!
- We can end it at 1/2! - That's right!
- Okay, let's do it at the end! - Let's do it at the end!
- At the end, it's you! - Yeah! - Haha!
- Are you serious?! - You're the one who'll get it!
- No, it's 1/2 of this thing, so... - But...
- It'll come out! - It's half of it!
- I'll bet everything on this first round! - Do your best!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Let's not mess up! - Let's go!
- Okay!
- Boo! - Boo!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- We're not messing around! - That's right!
- I'm sorry! - We're not messing around!
- That's right! I'm sorry!
[The next day...]
- Yo! - Whatever happens...
- Whatever happens...
- We'll keep going! - We'll keep going!
- D'oh! - D'oh!
No way!
You can't be serious!
- It's not for drinking! - What?
- From my mouth... - My blood is coming out of my mouth!
My teeth are coming out of my mouth!
I was really wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong!
- I was wrong! I was wrong! - Yes, you were wrong!
- I threw it wrongly! - I threw it up high!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
King of Shinyabasu, Hakata, Kyushu, Hakata.
Departing Shinjuku at 19:45, arriving in Hakata at 9:55.
Boarding time is 14 hours and 10 minutes, travel distance is 1145 km.
The King of Shinyabasu, who has just boarded two days ago and has the longest distance in Japan.
And the first flight is again to Kyushu.
The goal in time is getting more and more difficult.
Is this really it?
Well, we can't get out of here, can we?
Huh? Am I going?
Shinyabasu.
Oh, we boarded at 5 o'clock...
What?
It said 5:20, didn't it?
Yeah, but it's already 5:40.
Well, Hakata is definitely the king.
It says to depart at 7:45 so as not to be chased after.
Well, you're chasing me, that's weird.
You found me.
I didn't find you, you bastard!
Damn it!
That's weird.
I can't help it.
No matter how you think about it, I don't think there are any citizens walking here.
Oh, that's true.
How about you?
Me?
Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop!
Yoshino-kun, too!
Don't be so rational!
That's right.
Your eyes are weird, Fujimura.
They were weird.
You know, the back...
That's right.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold this.
You're a good boy, aren't you?
Good night, kun.
I can't help it anymore.
Are we still in Shinjuku? Yes, we are.
Are we in the same place? Yes, we are.
Let's go.
In front of the red cage...
We're back again.
We're standing in the same place we saw a few days ago.
When I arrived here in a taxi, I thought Shinjuku was a really scary city.
But now we're back in Shinjuku.
Let's go. Let's leave what we can leave here.
You don't have to rush.
If you're late, you're late.
I'm late, too.
What are you going to do?
Let's go.
I don't want to get on.
But it's still painful.
We're the only ones who can talk.
No one's going to get mad at us.
We're just going to talk quietly.
This is probably the first time we've sat down like this in history.
It's like this.
How is it?
It's too noisy.
Look. Can you hit it?
It's a close call.
It's a direct hit.
How much will this bus give us?
That's right.
After this, I think the car will soon enter.
What kind of strategy is being built over there at that stage?
What kind of management system will we use from now on?
I'm really interested in it.
If you don't take too many breaks, I'll really...
I'll strangle you.
Good evening, everyone. Thank you for boarding again and again.
This is Fakatago going to Fukuoka this summer.
It's a break for customers, but we'll take a break at Suwako Service Area in Nagano Prefecture.
We will arrive around ten o'clock.
Moreover, if you fire Suwako, you will be punished.
The next customer's break will be tomorrow morning.
Sanyo Automobile and Yamaguchi Prefecture are Kudamatsu Service Areas.
Therefore, if you fire Suwako, you will not have any breaks until the next Kudamatsu.
Then, we will stop the bus several times on the way, but this is not a break for customers.
It is a stop for driver replacement and vehicle inspection.
Please do it in advance.
Then, we will show you the bus's vehicle inspection guide on the TV screen.
Please look at the TV.
Then, I'm sorry to say this, but if you have luggage on the passageway side, please pull your luggage from the passageway side.
It won't break when people fly by.
And there are things like kicking with your feet.
If you have luggage on the passageway side, please raise your luggage rack and put it on your feet.
Please raise your luggage rack and put it on your feet.
It's getting interesting. It's getting interesting.
We will show you the bus's vehicle inspection guide in order for you to have a pleasant time during your break.
The bus has already been prepared.
I'm going home.
Do your best!
I'm going home.
I won't lose.
(laughs)
He's really into it now.
Good morning.
It's 6:40 in the morning.
It's Monday.
Do you know who I am?
I'm Takaiku Susui.
You're lying.
Who do you think I am?
I'm Takaiku Susui.
I'm Takaiku Susui, the fashion leader of Sapporo.
Who do you think I am?
Hello.
Who do you think I am?
If only I didn't look like this the day before yesterday.
If only I was more energetic at the service area.
That's right.
Good morning, Takaiku-san.
Hey, come on!
It's true! I didn't make it!
I didn't make it, but I had a dream!
What kind of dream?
I had a dream that my buttocks were coming off!
What are you talking about?
It's true! My buttocks hurt!
Your buttocks are coming off?
It's true!
What are you talking about?
My buttocks are coming off!
It's true!
No, mister! You're sitting too much!
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
I couldn't sleep at night.
When I sat down, there was a small space where I could put my legs in.
I put most of my body in there.
Is that so?
That's amazing!
Like a hamster!
Amazing!
Why did you become like that?
I can't sleep like this anymore.
So I was really worried about not being able to sleep.
So I tried sleeping like this.
But this is an hour's work.
If I sleep like this until the end, my body will break.
I'll be crushed like this.
Like a hamster.
I'll be crushed like this.
You've become a small animal.
Even when you wake up...
You're alone, right?
I was surprised by that curtain last night.
I threw it at the camera.
I was sad when it was soaked.
That's right.
Even if this is broadcast on a proper TV station...
Even if it's properly covered...
It won't be as heavy as that.
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it's being covered.
You're playing with it and it's soaked.
That's right.
You're playing with it and it's soaked.
I think you're already familiar with it, but I feel like I was standing in the same place just the other day, but I'm back.
Well, I don't care about that, but I'm in Kyushu today in the afternoon.
It's 10 o'clock in Kyushu.
I can't talk about it anymore.
It's almost noon, mister.
It's noon.
Let's do it!
Isn't it natural?
With that memory...
Yes.
With that memory, somehow...
Yes.
As usual, I want you to take this chance time.
There's no record or anything.
Chance time or shit, it doesn't matter.
Just look at it.
It's over.
Aren't you stupid?
What?
This is it.
Stupid?
Is Korea Tsushima right there?
Aren't you stupid?
Do you think you can go even if you leave?
You idiot!
Until 4 o'clock...
Yes.
Until 4 o'clock.
What happens if it's 5 o'clock?
Is it still safe?
It's safe.
Can we go back?
We can't say we can go back until evening.
That's right.
There's an interview at 3 o'clock and a half today.
Really, mister?
I haven't asked you yet.
You haven't asked me yet!
I have to go back by 3 o'clock.
3 o'clock?
How much time do we have left?
5 o'clock.
5 o'clock is impossible for me.
It's not impossible!
It's impossible for me!
It's not impossible!
Should we add 1 to 4?
1 to 4.
But 1 to 4 has never come up.
If it's hidden, it's 2/3.
2/3 will come up.
Let's do it! It's a record!
Yes, yes.
It's only a record!
We won!
I'm going to fall!
Don't say things like that!
Let's go!
- Hurry up! - You can do it!
- It'll come out! - It always does.
- It's coming out! - It's out!
- It's out!
- You're glad?
Look, Tsushima is prepared too!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
See you again!
Let's meet in the 6th episode!
- I'm so happy! - Me too!
I'm so happy!
You have to hurry!
In the last 5 hours and 72 minutes, we traveled over 6,000 km.
But we're back in Sapporo!
- We have a present for you! - Let's see it!
- A Matsuha-Ibusuki set! - Yes!
- Next is an Abami-Oshima set! - Yes!
- We also have a pair of underwater glasses! - Yes!
- Next is a Mr. Goeyo set! - Yes!
- Next is the hat I was wearing! - Yes!
- Next is a special Tsubame set! - Yes!
- Let's roll it! - Let's roll it!
- And a mentaiko keychain! - Yes!
- Lastly, we have a dice board! - Yes!
- We also have a dice set! - Yes!
- Please apply! - Yes!
Next time, we'll do this again!
Please look forward to it!
I don't know anything!
Let's go!