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Good evening everyone! It's time for the All Japan Magic Championships!
Unfortunately, we didn't win last week. But this week, we have another challenger!
I can't wait to see what kind of challenge we have this week!
Let's get started!
[Laughter]
You can choose your route from Tokyo to Sapporo depending on your luck.
"The fifth journey of the dice".
First, let me explain the rules.
On the board with six choices written, you can list the current location and current time of arrival and where you will go.
Where you will go is decided by the dice of fate.
You will repeat this order and aim for the goal of Sapporo.
The time limit is about 72 hours until Monday afternoon.
Will you be able to return to Sapporo within this time limit?
On June 5th, on the first choice at Tokyo Haneda Airport,
King of Shinyabasu Hakata will be your first choice.
It will take you 14 hours to board.
The next morning on Saturday, you will arrive in Hakata, Kyushu.
The second choice is Kagoshima, where you will go by express Tsubame Line.
Unfortunately for you, you will be going in the opposite direction from Sapporo.
"The fifth journey of the dice".
This is amazing!
Hey, hey, hey!
- Why did you choose this place? - I'm a man!
- One person... - This is 1,000 yen.
One person plus 1,000 yen...
- This is... - This is me.
- I'm in trouble! - I'm in trouble!
- This is amazing! - This is so comfortable!
This is so comfortable!
If it's me, Kagoshima is nothing.
- This is so heavy! - Wow, slippers!
Wow, wow, wow!
Is there a train antenna that you can wear slippers on?
Is there a water antenna with such a curve?
I don't know if I was born in Agatha Christie's world!
- Wine! - This guy is getting smaller and smaller!
It's getting bigger and bigger! I'm not surprised, Oizumi!
Good luck!
Oh! Watermelon beer!
There is also watermelon wine!
I feel like I'm getting older!
In the beginning, this guy said, "You can't drink alcohol!"
If you want an exciting atmosphere, can't I drink alone?
No, but you know, you're not good at directing.
If you drink quietly, we'll drink!
Don't shake hands, Oizumi!
He scolded me!
It's completely black label!
Just say it! If you want to ride it, give me a good reaction!
Just say it! Just say it!
Fujimura's best journey!
Why don't you write it yourself and say it yourself?
Oh! It's coming out!
I'm going back!
It's hard, Mr. Makata!
Just say it! Just say it!
Just say it! I feel the limit of my strength!
Oh! It's cool!
I bought it!
You can't buy it!
Don't do it!
Hey! Don't drink it!
I can't exchange this anymore!
Stop it!
Everyone, you too!
What do you mean "decent"?
That American accent is so popular.
When I looked in the mirror and saw myself in the mirror,
I thought, "Who looks like me?"
I thought, "Is it Ikea or Genta?"
That's right!
Is it Ikea or Genta?
You looked like Ikea or Genta.
That's right!
Give me the camera.
You looked like me and I thought you were cute.
But it wasn't me!
See?
It's Genta!
It's 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
We arrived at Kagoshima Prefecture's West Kagoshima Station.
It's warm.
It's not warm, but hot.
It's dark.
Let's go home.
Let's be in a good mood.
I want to take a bath.
1. I want to take a bath in Kirishima.
2. I want to take a bath in Ibusuki.
3. I want to take a bath in Yufuin.
4. I want to take a bath in Hitapuro.
Is it okay?
5. I want to take a bath in Kirishima.
6. I want to take a bath in Haneda.
Why don't you force yourself to go to Sapporo?
We don't have a bottle to go to Sapporo from Kagoshima.
We don't have it.
But I want to go to Hitapuro.
Viewers may say, "What is he doing?"
Is he going to drink and take a bath?
But I can't help it.
It's my decision to write this.
I wrote this.
It's good.
All of them are good.
You wrote it.
Ibusuki.
It's Ibusuki.
You broke the camera.
Did you break the camera?
Is it broken?
2. I want to take a bath in Ibusuki.
7.13.28.
5.14.25.
It's close.
But?
No, no.
You'll know it if you go there.
In the hot spring, there is a strange hot spring.
What's up with you?
I can't drink hot water with this.
Don't go wild.
Let's go, Genta.
Let's take a picture.
There is a nice hot spring.
I'm not looking forward to it.
I have a feeling of it.
Since we are in Kagoshima,
among various souvenirs,
you don't like sweets, do you?
I don't like them.
What do you like?
Do you like shaved ice?
I don't know.
There is a famous shaved ice in Kagoshima.
Shirokuma.
Shirokuma?
Wow!
This is a small size.
This is a normal size.
What's this?
What's this shaved ice?
Do you like it?
Eat it!
You and Genta have something in common.
I'm not Genta.
This is big, too.
That's right.
Wow!
It's big!
It's written here.
It contains 750 ml.
It's a little more than 1 liter.
Hold it.
It's very heavy.
It's heavy.
If you get hit with it, you'll die.
You want to eat it, don't you?
Can you beat me?
It's about the same.
It's about the same now.
Even in such a small battle,
you can't afford to lose.
I'll show you how frustrated I am today.
What are you talking about?
You're a good eater.
You haven't shown me your fighting pose yet.
I'm tired of it.
This is a good match.
He's drinking it.
You're relaxed, aren't you?
You should catch up with me.
He's drinking it.
It tastes like pickles.
You're noisy.
You're different from a dog.
He's drinking it.
You're terrible.
You lost.
He's drinking it.
This is Ibusuki's Sunamushi Coast.
This is Saraku.
Mr. Saraku, I'm not a member of the shop.
You're stupid.
What kind of hot spring is it?
You know it. You can see it.
You're buried in it.
This picture is strange.
Are you stupid like me?
Yes, you are.
Mr. Ibusuki, what are you doing?
It was hot.
It's hot.
It's early June, but the weather is different.
The sea water is back.
It's floating.
Let's move on to the last one.
It's about time to go home.
I feel like a laser.
1. Ibusuki for one night.
I have to come here for one night.
2. JAL for the last day.
Haneda.
Kagoshima Airport.
If it's the last day, I'll fly there.
3. Shinda Express.
Did you get on it?
I got on it.
Did you get on it?
Yes, I did.
4. Enjoy Kyushu.
Yufuin.
Mr. Tora took me to a foreign country by mistake.
Yufuin.
Yufuin and Yufuin.
5. Amamiyoshi.
Amamiyoshi.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
Ferry.
6. Shinyaverse.
Tropical liner Kobe.
Kobe.
This guy is also quite... I'm not saying as much as King, but you have to be prepared for half a day.
There's only one or two of these, no matter how you think about it.
One or two, right?
No, four is fine.
Four? No, are you kidding me?
Four is fine?
Four is fine, right? I like hot springs a little, so...
Four is fine.
Speaking of which, it's me, so...
That's right.
It's about time...
That's right.
Somehow, I have a feeling...
That's right.
From your mouth...
Those words might...
Make me go crazy.
You're going to make a big deal of it.
Let's go!
One, two, four.
One, two, four, right?
Yes, one, two, four, right?
Okay, let's go.
Nice to meet you, sir.
I'll send it right away.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Are you really doing it seriously?
If you go home now, you'll have a good trip with this dice.
That's right.
If you go home now, you'll have a good trip with this dice.
Let's go!
Ho!
If you go home now, you'll have a good trip with this dice.
Let's go!
Ho!
This is bad!
I don't think we'll go south anymore...
This is bad!
Huh?
Hey.
Kyushu is here, and Okinawa is around here, right?
That's right.
No...
Won't you stop it?
How about it?
Huh?
Is there something here?
How much will it cost?
Hmm...
Is it that expensive?!
It is.
Huh?!
It's far away!
What are you talking about?!
It's far away!
This is annoying.
You know only the place, but you don't know how long it will take!
Huh?! Instead of making it at night...
Ah...
5. Further south, Amami Oshima.
Kagoshima Shinkō's first ferry, Queen Coral, leaves at 5:50am.
Why has Amami Oshima arrived?
Departure time is 11 hours and 50 minutes.
Travel distance, about 300km from the East Shinakai venue in South Kasuko.
Finally, he did something irrevocable.
Is it tomorrow? It's tomorrow!
It's tomorrow.
It's already been decided.
By tomorrow, January 1st.
That's right. It's already been decided.
It's not finished yet.
That's right. It's not finished yet.
You're a bad person.
You should be buried in the sand!
You shouldn't have come up here!
That kind of man!
We're departing!
We're boarding!
Where is this ferry going?
Amami Oshima.
Boarding time is...
About 12 hours.
Kagoshima hasn't left yet, has it?
It hasn't left yet. Kagoshima hasn't left yet, has it?
It's a long time.
It's about midnight now, isn't it?
It might be.
When I went to the bathroom at the port earlier, the captain said, "Didn't you run away?"
You can't run away at that point.
At that port, you were left there.
But Amami...
Amami really...
It's leaving, isn't it?
Is there a way to escape properly?
But there's an airport mark...
There's an airport!
I looked it up and there's an airport.
Oh, is there?
And there are wheels coming and going.
Oh, is there?
So tomorrow is Sunday.
Huh? Oh, is that so?
Tomorrow is Sunday.
Let's go home.
We have to go home.
Even if we go far away...
Far away, far away...
We're heading for a place that doesn't exist anymore.
Well, well, you can say that, but...
We're already on it.
After all, it's the south island.
You said you could swim, didn't you?
I said it, I said it, I said it.
I'm not swimming.
Are you going to swim?
I'm going to swim.
These four people didn't bring a board or anything.
Oh, I see.
I don't sell it at five in the morning.
I'm scared.
I don't know if you have it or not, but I'm sleepy and I can't sleep at five and go swimming.
Is that so?
I don't know how much I'm going to be invited by you.
Is that so?
I don't want you to say, "Let's swim."
The sea is so beautiful.
Why do I have to swim with you guys?
I feel like this now, but what about the air, the sun, and the blue sea on the south island?
You can't help but run to the beach, can you?
If you take off your clothes and run, you'll get caught, so run!
What's that?
Direction?
As a director, if you say you want to do it, I'll do it.
I don't want to do it now, but in the morning...
Don't you want to do it?
I don't mean to do it right now, but...
Do it!
I'll jump into the sea of ​​sweetness at this school.
After that, I'll do it as much as you give me back my little blood.
After that, where will I be turned around all over Japan?
Isn't that right?
We still have to stay strong!
That's right.
There's no sweet or little blood, is there?
There isn't.
Isn't that right?
Anyway, drink it again and go out to Osaka or somewhere else!
It will spread infinitely!
Our voters again!
All over Japan!
I can't do such a dangerous thing.
Buy me a sea bream!
I'll take anything, even scallops!
I'll bring you a sea bream and a lot of sea urchins!
I'll take you on a dolphin!
If you buy me a sea bream...
I'll take it!
I'll take it and eat it!
I got it! I got it!
I'll grill it and eat it right away at the beach!
Don't make me worry about food!
Buy me a grill in the morning and afternoon!
I'll do it for you for as much as you want!
I'll escape the rain by myself!
Make a grill!
Just by buying a grill!
I'll give you one per person!
I don't know if I'll win!
I'm going to be like this!
Will you do it for me?
I'll come looking for treasures!
Look forward to it!
I don't have to worry about budget anymore!
You're not looking at me, are you?
I'm looking for a grill!
I haven't bought a grill yet!
That's no good!
I'll go out as soon as possible!
I've been looking for a grill for a day!
No good!
I'll go out as soon as possible!
But it's not dangerous if you're a mister!
I'm looking for a grill with you!
It was Sunday morning!
It's the evening of the next day!
You're going to look for a grill, aren't you?
It's going to be a really sad movie!
I'm going to wake up!
It's going to be a weird movie!
What are you talking about?
I'm going out as soon as possible!
Is this okay?
What are you trying to make?
It's not good!
It's a proper grill!
It's a golden grill!
You can't take it!
Are you going to dive in there?
No!
It's dangerous!
A rock might have entered there!
Why would a rock enter there?
A rock might have entered there!
It's a perfect blow!
A rock!
You will put a sea urchin in there!
I will come out!
My partner is a goldfish.
He can't bring me a big one.
My dad used to do it.
It's a lie, but my dad used to do it.
[Laughter]
What the hell!
[Laughter]
[Laughter] I can see your ass!
[Laughter]
Hey! Hey! Wait!
You bastard!
Are you okay? Are you alive?
[Laughter]