AISubs v3.6
Is this a train?
If this happens, I'll be fired from my job as a Japanese.
I can't get the meat out of my buttocks.
I'm sorry, but I'm dismissed.
Oh, I should go home.
This is bad.
It's 12 o'clock.
Is that so?
This is the best!
Oh, my God!
We still have to work hard.
We have to do it.
What do you think?
Let's do it!
You don't have money now, do you?
What?
You don't have money now, do you?
You're crazy!
Good evening, everyone.
This is "How about Wednesday?"
"Tokachi No. 20 Match," which we presented last week, has ended halfway again.
We have received many criticism from various aspects.
I'm very sorry about that.
So, this time, "How about Wednesday?" will finally have a trump card.
Please look forward to the project that will begin this week.
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Hello!
Hello, sir!
Hello!
Now, where are we now?
Yes! We are at Haneda Airport!
Yes! Tokyo is Haneda Airport!
We are finally working on our own project!
Well, how about this water? Kiriguda!
Yes! That's right!
Here!
Yes! Finally!
I have to put it out!
I have to put it out soon!
I have to do it!
Well, for those of you who have been watching and reading for a long time,
I think you can accept what we are doing and what they are doing in this costume we are wearing!
It's a challenge for us!
I would like to go!
Yes!
This time's song is a famous water road song!
It's "Journey of the Dice"!
Wow!
Sorry for the wait!
It finally appeared!
Tokyo–Sapporo "Journey of the Dice" 5th edition!
The road from Tokyo to Sapporo
This is finally the fifth "trip entrusting everything to the dice"!
First, let's explain the rules.
On the board with six choices written,
we'll list up the current location, current time of arrival and destination.
Where we'll go will be decided by the dice of fate.
Even if the destination is in the opposite direction of Sapporo,
if we don't go there, we won't be able to roll the next dice.
In other words, as long as there is a traffic period,
we'll keep moving until we reach Sapporo.
It's a super tough project!
Man, this brings back memories!
We're like animals!
That's right!
We've been rolling the dice for half a year now!
This is the fifth time!
Fifth!
So it's "dice five"?
Man...
What's going to happen?
It's "dice five" already!
Let's look back at the history of the last four "dice" fights here.
The first one left Tokyo and suddenly went to Shikoku and then Kyushu, and finally called a ferry from Niigata.
The second one got stuck in the hell of Shikoku, Kyushu and Mano and spent his time in Wakayama.
The third one went north to Kanazawa and returned to Kyushu by night bus from Shikoku, and again spent his time in Awaji Island.
The fourth one started in Izumo City in Shimane Prefecture and went from Chubu Prefecture to Sendai Prefecture, but again returned to Kyoto by night bus and finally got stuck in Hakata, Kyushu.
The time limit this time is Monday afternoon, three days later. The given time is about 72 hours. Will he be able to return to Sapporo in the meantime?
I have a live broadcast on Monday afternoon and evening, so I definitely have to get it back by then.
72 hours! Does that mean you can go back to Sapporo in 72 hours?
If you have 72 hours, you can usually go back! You can go back! As long as you don't do anything weird!
It depends on your choice, too!
You're really weak in your head, so you write weird things!
If you don't know where you're supposed to go, you won't be able to write it!
I'm not weak in my head!
If you don't know where you're supposed to go, you won't be able to write it!
You're a good adult who doesn't fight!
But I'm angry because you write weird things!
You should write something that's easy to write!
Here is the first choice!
The first choice in Tokyo is...
These six things that you can't tell just by looking at them!
In fact, this is the name of the first night bus in Tokyo!
On the right is written its boarding time!
I dare to include where I'm going!
Let me introduce you in order!
1. Yamato Line. Boarding time 7 hours and 50 minutes.
2. Flora Line. 8 hours and 30 minutes.
3. Sirius Line. 9 hours and 5 minutes.
4. Brumets Line. 11 hours and 50 minutes.
5. New Breeze Line. 12 hours and 20 minutes.
6. Hakata Line. 14 hours and 20 minutes.
I have no idea where I'm going except for number 6!
Hey, wait up!
You got the hang of it all of a sudden, didn't you?
Hey, hey, hey! This is too sudden!
Well, there's nothing I can do about it!
Basically, I went back and arranged all the first nights on midnight buses!
That's why I'm telling you! You're stupid!
We've been riding a lot of buses because we're professionals!
Matsuyama Line is 12 hours and 30 minutes!
That's why Hakata Line is a world of unknown!
It's unknown in terms of time, but I can't think of where I'm going!
I don't know about this area!
Sirius Line!
Brumets Line?
This is the fear of midnight buses!
Just by looking at this name, you can't tell where you're going!
I don't know if it's facing north or south!
The larger the number, the longer it takes to get on!
It's only been an hour and a half since we got here, but my day has already been decided!
It's already been decided in an amazing way!
But for those of you who are in your teens and have never seen it before, you may not know why there are so many late-night buses!
Anyway, we're going to get on one of them today!
I'm scared!
Shall we do it?
Shall we go?
Yes!
I don't want to touch it!
Let's put our hands together!
Hurry up and get on it, either of you!
Yes!
No, I'm happy with any of them this time!
That's right!
It's just that you want me to make it as short a time as possible!
Let's go!
Three...
This is the dice!
What will come out?
It's big, the movement!
That's the dice, leave it to me!
Go!
This is the dice!
What will come out?
It's big, the movement!
That's the dice, leave it to me!
Go!
6. Hakata. The destination is not Yuma, but Hakata, Kyushu.
Boarding time is 14 hours and 20 minutes. The travel distance is 1145 kilometers.
It is the toughest midnight bus in Japan that can travel more than 1000 kilometers in one night.
By the way, this bus is the longest bus in midnight bus tour.
It's like "King of King".
Finally, we can fight against "King of King".
It's ridiculous! Any bus can't beat "King of King".
Any bus can't beat "King of King".
We will challenge "King of King" all of a sudden.
What other buses were there?
"New Breeze". "Hiroshima". "Hiroshima" is good!
"Prometsa". "Prometsa" is nostalgic. "Prometsa" is "Kochi".
"Tachinohe". "Tachinohe" is "Hachinohe".
If you go this way, you can get closer.
This is "Nara".
As you can see, the departure time is 5 p.m. in the evening in Shinjuku.
It's 5 p.m. in the evening!
It's 7 a.m. in the morning.
So, it will be past 7 a.m. in the morning.
It's 14 hours.
It's more than half a day!
It's 14 hours!
It's amazing!
We will achieve it!
Let's go!
Let's meet in front of Hakata-go.
I understand everything.
Let's meet in front of Hakata-go.
Hakata-go
We are now on the bus to Shinjuku.
As promised.
We have arrived.
The King of Shia Bus has arrived.
I felt that look in front of me.
Is it strong or weak?
I feel like I'm going to be killed.
Earlier...
Maybe...
You know...
Shia Bus is a beginner.
The man was very anxious.
How many times does this bus stop?
Should I buy something?
I asked.
Of course!
It's 14 o'clock!
Well...
We've been together for half a day.
I'm going to...
Thank you very much.
I can't go up or down.
For another half a day...
Thank you very much.
Let's have a good time.
Shall we go?
Hakata-go.
It's been a while since I've been back in this seat.
As expected of the King.
That's right.
The bus was so nervous.
That's right.
The air is heavy.
Heavy.
The bus is heavy.
Shinjuku.
But...
It's narrow, isn't it?
Even if it takes this long...
I won't record it.
I have to put up with it.
This century's biggest...
Pinchu.
Departure.
It's not the first time I've had a snack like this.
It's not a snack.
It's a light meal and a snack.
Thank you for your patience.
Hakata-go, goodbye.
I won't say anything. You know that, don't you? I'm leaving.
You've been saying "Hakata-go, goodbye" for a while now, but how come your ears are like "Hakata-go, goodbye"?
And this happy, unique heat is steaming hot.
The humidity is high, isn't it?
It's high. We're running out of oil already.
Your face is getting hot.
That's right.
Fujimura D. is already looking this way.
Hakata-go, Hakata-go, thank you for taking the Fukuoka Tenjin Bus Center train.
At 7:17 p.m., we plan to arrive at Fukuoka Tenjin Bus Center at 7:30 p.m., but...
It's not 7:17 p.m. two hours later! It's 14 hours later!
I'm waiting for the service area.
My time is 7:30 p.m.
So it's only about two hours left.
There is still half a day left.
About 12 hours left.
It's 12 hours.
It's late.
It's still two hours, everyone.
That's right.
I was about to sing a little and then "Tsuribaga Nisshi" started.
"Tsuribaga Nisshi" has started.
"Tsuribaga Nisshi" has just started, hasn't it?
That's right.
I watched "Tsuribaga" a lot.
You did.
It's amazing.
It was my first and last time to watch "Tsuribaga Nisshi".
I watched it so carefully.
As soon as it ended, it was "Suwako Service Area".
It was a good timing.
"Tsuribaga Nisshi" is just two hours away.
It's just two hours away from "Suwako Service Area".
"Tsuribaga Nisshi" is "King of Sears".
"King of Sears" is "King of Sears".
It's been two hours.
I'm getting tired.
It's been two hours, but a little kid came every day.
The little kid looks like a prince.
The little kid is like this.
The little kid is lying down.
It's hard for a little kid to look like this for two hours.
I'm tired and I'm like "Suwako Service Area".
The little kid is like this.
Are you tired?
I'm here on a busy schedule.
But I don't play with the little kid.
I'm in control of the little kid.
The little kid is stuck in my shoulders.
The little kid is like a manager of a midnight bus.
But it's not like a legal person.
It's not like a legal person.
I can't move.
I'm like this.
I'm like a blanket.
It's hard for a teacher like Mr. Hakata to manage a little kid like this.
He's such a noisy kid.
Yeah, he's such a noisy kid.
I'm sorry I didn't say anything.
I feel like I'm going to be killed anyway.
No, it's still going to happen.
There's still half a day left.
There's still 12 days left.
I can see six of them now.
They're coming up with all kinds of ideas.
Those of you who are always behind Ojimi-kun
He's wrapped a towel around his neck.
He's coming up with all kinds of ideas.
He's just an amateur.
You shouldn't do things like that.
You'll stand out.
You shouldn't do that.
That's really provocative.
I don't want to see anything.
I'm worried.
I don't know if Ojimi-kun will read my message.
I'm worried.
I can't sleep at all.
I'm afraid of this space.
I'm only awake for about 30 minutes.
I don't have any more days left.
Are you still awake?
I'm no good.
I can't get out of here.
Good morning. We have arrived at Hakata Station in Fukuoka.
It took us about 14 hours and 20 minutes to get here.
Yes, it did.
We got lost in the middle of the night.
Anyway, we have arrived in Hakata.
Yes, we have.
I'm not impressed at all.
Shall we go now?
We have to go back.
We are already in Kyushu.
We can't go back yet.
Let's go.
1. Zenic 273 series self-driving car.
We can buy this car.
2. Nozomi 15 series. It took us 5 hours to get here.
It took us only 5 hours.
It's fast.
It took us 14 hours to get here.
It's dangerous.
3. Tokyu Tsubame No. 3 series to Kagoshima.
It's a long distance course.
We don't want to go too far.
It's a long distance course in Kyushu.
We often do it.
4. Deere Ferry to Uwajima.
Where is Uwajima?
It's in Ehime Prefecture in Shikoku.
5. Ferry to Tsushima for 4 hours.
We often go to Tsushima.
When it comes to Tsushima, the opposite shore is Korea.
That's right.
It's dangerous.
6. Ferry to Naoetsu for 20 hours.
Have you heard of Naoetsu?
Naoetsu is in Niigata Prefecture.
Is the ferry leaving from here?
It's leaving.
It's going to the Japan Sea.
I missed it for a moment.
The ferry is leaving for 20 hours.
It's not 20 hours.
It's 20 hours.
I'll do it.
Why?
Why do you say "bye" all of a sudden?
You did it in Tokyo.
I want to play with your scent.
I don't like your scent.
There are only one or two, right?
I have no choice but to do my best.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm angry.
It's poisonous.
After 14 hours, it will be 20 hours.
You will be lazy.
Let's go.
One, two.
Wow.
Hahaha.
Okay.
Let's go to Kyushu.
Hahaha.
Three, Kagoshima by express Tsubame No. 3.
It will be 8:24.
It will arrive in West Kagoshima at 12:13.
It will take about four hours.
It will travel 317 kilometers.
It will go south of Kyushu.
It will travel further and further to Sapporo.
It's close, isn't it?
Two hours.
Two hours to Kagoshima?
It's far.
It will take about five hours.
It will take about four or five hours.
Hahaha.
We have just entered Kyushu.
It's at the end of Kyushu.
It's small.
It's big.
Let's go.
We can go further.
We don't know what will happen.
Hahaha.
The last journey of our trip to famous places in West Kagoshima has just begun.
We don't have any intention of traveling.
What will happen in next week?
Stay tuned for next week, too!
Woooooh!
Hahaha!
I want to live!
I want to live and live!