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Well, this week is the first World Kart Quiz Tournament.
I'd like to announce the final round.
On that day, about 600 idiots gathered and three advanced to the final.
And one more idiot here, Mr. Oizumi.
These four people competed.
The other two women were not motivated at all.
Now, who will win? I'm scared.
Now that you've won, what will happen?
The world will call you "idiot" and point fingers at you.
Aren't you saying too much?
Now, let's take a look.
First of all, I'd like to start with the choice question.
Let's take a look at this one.
World Kart Quiz Tournament
Rakuchin Go, Kaga Go, Let's Go, which one hasn't been on yet?
- Takusari-kun! - Rakuchin Go.
- That's correct! - Wonderful!
- Koto-san, it's been a while, hasn't it? - Yes, yes, yes.
Well, in general, Takusari-kun's big wall...
You've been blocked by a big blue wall.
From now on, I'd like you to change the rules a little bit.
For women, on your knees...
For women... For women, on your knees...
- On your knees. - On your knees.
Um, Takusari-kun, please stand a little bit further away.
What is this?!
Oise-san, Narita-san, Yasukuni-san...
Who is on bad terms with each other?
- Yes! - Yes, Koto-san!
Oise-san and Yasukuni-san.
- Yes! - Yes!
At last, the dice are lined up in front of you!
At last, Koto-san has become a friend of the idiot!
Oise-san and Yasukuni-san...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Who on earth is watching TV?!
Cable car, high-speed bus, trolley bus...
Which one is the most dangerous?!
Oizumi!
You see, the trolley bus is dangerous.
- This is dangerous. - Yes.
Oizumi-san, Miyoshi-san, Suzuki-san...
Who is not God?!
- Yes, Koto-san! - Suzuki-san...
The questions Koto-san answers are pretty stupid.
Hakata, Tokyo, Kanazawa...
Which one has never arrived by midnight bus?!
- Yes! - Takusari-kun, Kanazawa.
- Wow... - Kanazawa doesn't exist?!
Kanazawa has departed from Kanazawa.
- It has never arrived. - Oh, right.
- The one who left Kanazawa is Kaga-go! - Yes, that's right.
- The problem might be solved later. - I don't know about you, but the problem might be solved later!
You should do it!
So far, Sumio-san has 4 points, and Tagsari-kun has... how many points do you have?
- 13 points! - 13 points!
- And Noto-san has 3 points, and how about you, Oizumi-kun? - 7 points!
- 7 points!
- There is still a chance of a reversal! - Yes, there is!
- Is there a chance of a reversal? - Yes, there is!
Next up is a VTR question, so let's look at the monitors in front of you.
I'd like to shake this ice dice, but there's nothing in this city.
Well, it won't happen again, so it's okay.
Now, where were you two standing in front of?
Can I say it? Tottori Station.
Tottori.
How did you know? Did you know from the scenery? Or did you know from the lines?
I knew the moment you showed me.
The moment you showed me!
Midnight bus magic.
It feels like only two and a half hours have passed.
First of all, after the first round, we lost by 10 to Gunji's worst.
We're completely defeated!
We need to recover from this.
We're getting into midnight bus time now!
We're getting worse and worse!
Now, here's the question. What was the name of the midnight bus you two were on?
Sumeho!
Camelgo.
That's correct!
Not bad!
Now, we've seen the VTR question.
Next up is another common European question.
I'd like to go with this one.
A common European question.
Yes!
How many members of Liechtenstein's parliament are there?
15 members.
15 members?
Now, what is Liechtenstein's capital?
Paduce!
You don't have to look so pleased.
In your case, it's obvious.
You have to answer questions like this.
Paduce!
Now, what is the name of the Demon King who lives in Paduce?
Oh no!
Mr. Paduce!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What is that rule?
You just pushed me!
I don't know.
I can't answer it.
What is that rule?
Tsureta, go ahead.
Mr. Fritz.
Correct.
I just pushed you.
No, I didn't mean it like that.
Why did you push me when I pushed you?
Why did you think you would win?
Oizumi!
Okay, next.
Next question, please.
"Uju" and "i".
"Totancho".
"Eva", which country?
Oizumi.
Belgium.
You can't answer this kind of question.
My answer is cool, right?
You can't answer common sense questions.
Are you still going?
You can't answer it!
Please say all the sweets Mr. Fritz ate at Bruges.
Sweets Mr. Fritz ate at Bruges?
Okay, Oizumi.
"Choco"!
"Choco", "choco", "maji pan"!
What is this?
Is there still more?
What is this?
Did you just push me?
Okay, Nato.
First of all, tell me whether my answer is correct or incorrect!
No, there is still more.
There is still more.
"Choco", "maji pan" and "Belgium waffles".
The correct answer is "Belgium waffles"!
Please wait, Mr.
Your dog is back!
Okay, what did you ride, Oizumi?
Mr. Oizumi!
Line 5!
No!
Line 6.
Line 6! I knew it!
Please wait, Mr. Oizumi. Your dog has just boarded Line 6.
That was so frustrating!
I really made a mistake.
Where did you get this middle-aged bogeyman?
Where did you say, "If you don't go to 21 countries, I'm quitting this show"?
Germany.
That's correct!
What's wrong with you?
We have questions from outside of Europe.
This is a question in Korean.
What does "udungoseo singaposeu" mean?
Mr. Oizumi, go ahead.
It means "singapore".
That's correct.
Don't you know what "udungoseo" means?
Do you know what it means?
I know it, but I can't say it.
How long are you going to go back like that?
How long are you going to stay like that?
Are you crazy?
We can't win like this!
You don't have to go there!
There were two things that Mr. Oizumi ate at Yosu.
What are they?
Please use the tools!
Shrimp's head and a hut.
Next up is this question.
It's a flip question.
It's a double red dice question.
Yes!
That means you have 10 points.
That's one round.
Let's start with this question.
In the second half of "Cycle of Three", this is what Ozumi said on the ground before he vomited on the helicopter.
In brackets, what did Ozumi say? Please answer all of them.
There are three of them.
Ozumi-san, will you do it?
Kevin Costner-chan.
Yes!
Like a Top Gun.
And?
Oh, I said it.
What are you doing?
It's not you, Sugiha-san!
I said it first!
It's you, Sugiha-san, in the end.
Airwolf.
Of course it's not you, Airwolf!
It's a double circle.
It's not a double circle!
Now we'll move on to "Super Light" and "VTR" questions.
This one will also be a double red circle.
"Super Light" and "VTR" questions.
Yes.
From now on, the time you'll be able to watch "VTR" will be extremely shortened.
Now, let's move on to "food" questions.
"Super Light" and "VTR" questions.
Hmm, delicious!
Now, the name of the soba that Ozumi-san was eating is "what soba" and "what soba".
Ozumi-san!
Shintoku soba and...
Shintoku soba and Izumo soba!
From now on, you'll be able to see the scenery in front of a station.
I'm not good at this.
Now, which station is it?
"Super Light" 9!
(Laughter)
Mr. Amezumi!
This is...
This is...uh...Tenkaichi Budokai!
(Laughter)
This is Tenkaichi Budokai!
I'm saying "Freezer!"
Hakata?!
(Applause)
Correct!
How is it? I've caught up quite a bit, haven't I?
Yes!
I'm now...
I'm finally about 40 years old, too!
Yes!
The two of you are riding on a JR express train.
What is the name of the train?
"Super Light" 9!
(Beep)
(Laughter)
That's fast!
That's tough, Sanic!
Specialty Tsubame
(Screaming)
That's correct!
(Laughter)
That's amazing!
(Laughter)
That's amazing!
Man, I just found out too!
I bought a ballpoint pen called "Tsubame" over there!
(Laughter)
(Beep)
This is the letter set for "Tsubame"
Oh my!
Oh my, how lovely!
Man, this is frustrating!
(Beep)
A certain object will now appear.
What will that object's name be?
However, for one second.
"Super Light" 9! (Beep)
(Beep)
(Laughter)
(Screaming)
(Laughter)
Mr. Oizumi!
"Alps Snow Shirt's" "Snowman's Flying Clouds"!
(Beep)
(Laughter)
An object has appeared.
(Laughter)
That's not an object!
Those aren't fancy shoes!
(Beep)
Did you catch up?
(Laughter)
What?!
Mr. Oizumi!
How many points did you get?
How many points?
65 points.
65 points, Mr. Oizumi!
(Screaming)
And...
Mr. Takusari...
55 points?
10 points?
What's with you, Mr. Takusari?
I know, I know!
(Laughter)
That's right!
(Laughter)
(Beep)
What scenery will we see next?
"Super Light" 9! (Beep)
(Beep)
(Laughter)
Yes, Takusari-kun!
Awaji Island! (Beep)
(Laughter)
He's flying right now! (Laughter)
He's flying with ease now! (Laughter)
(Laughter)
Well, Wazumi-san, that was a pretty good jump but... (Laughter)
Look, you got your leg caught in that! (Laughter)
(Laughter)
That guy is flying? (Laughter)
It's kind of gross! (Laughter)
It's a scene that makes you want to step on it, isn't it?
[The scene that makes you want to step on it]
From now on, you will see a scene in front of a station.
What station is that?
Chocult 9!
[Chocult 9]
From now on, you will see a scene in front of a station.
What station is that? Chocult 9!
[Chocult 9]
[Shinkope]
- Shinkope. - Don't know that! That's weird!
- That's correct. - What is it?
- Shinkope. - Is that Shinkope?
Yes.
Where did you know that?
- The block behind me. - That's right.
I studied engineering at Makumanen Park.
How did you know that?
- And Mr. Oizumi's upload. - My upload?
You like me, don't you?
One country sign will appear now.
Which city or village is that country sign from?
You have one second. Chocult 9!
[Chocult 9]
[Shinkope]
Oh, no!
- Kureto-nai-cho. - Yes.
- Horokanai. - That's correct!
[Horokanai]
You two are standing in front of a city or village's country sign.
Which city or village is that city or village sign from?
Chocult 9!
Why is it like this?
Nayoro
Correct
Nayoro is good
Nayoro people, thank you for waiting
Thank you for waiting
I brought it
You brought it
It's strong, isn't it?
It was a little vague, but did you know it by country sign?
No, by scenery
By scenery
Chocult 9!
Chocult 9 from Europe
Europe is strong
Please answer everything by country name
OK!
Let's go. Where is it? Chocult 9!
I don't know.
Oizumi-san!
I know what it is.
It's not an answer yet.
3, 2...
It's him!
You're wrong.
Switzerland.
Switzerland or Germany...
You can't forget that.
If Kuu-san dies...
It's Kuu-san!
Yes, he's lifting a trunk.
It's similar to Kojo Kaido.
It's totally different.
What?
OK, next...
Answer by country name.
OK!
Where is it?
Chocult 9!
(Laughter)
Mr. Azami!
Germany!
That's correct.
You know this, don't you?
You can see this castle.
Do you know what castle this is, by the way?
I don't know about this.
It's a princess castle.
(Laughter)
The next question...
Yes, I know.
(Laughter)
Please answer with your next national name.
Where is this place?
You only have one second.
Chocult 9!
(Laughter)
Mr. Azami!
Belgium!
(Applause)
That's correct.
You just ate an Asian bread, didn't you?
Please answer with your next national name.
Where is this place?
Chocult 9!
England
Correct!
What was that?
It was a stick throwing game.
I couldn't see anything.
He was throwing the stick at me.
I was looking at him.
That's not a stick throwing game.
This is the most important thing for me.
Yes, it is.
You just threw a stick.
Did you just ask me where it came from?
Yes.
I want you to pinch me here.
Last question.
Is it the last one?
Yes.
It's been going on for a long time.
Really? Is it the last one?
Yes.
There is no excitement.
I don't know the answer.
There is an excitement like "what question is it?"
Let's check the score at the end.
Everyone, please count it.
What is Sumiya's score?
25 points.
What about you, Takutani?
115 points.
What about you, Mato?
15 points.
What about you, Oiru?
202 points.
95 points.
This is the last question.
What is the score of the last question?
The last question has 100 points.
I won't lose.
The last question has 100 points.
Everyone has a chance of reversal.
Of course.
Even if Muto says the answer, we will line up at the same point.
That's right.
115 points.
Then it will be a playoff.
Sumiya, thank you for waiting.
At this time, you only have to do your best here.
Please do your best.
All right.
The last VTR question is very difficult.
Please watch the video carefully.
"Super Kart 9".
What? There's only one chance, is that okay?
Is that okay?
I didn't say anything.
There's only one chance.
I was about to hit you.
There's only one chance.
Please answer.
[breathing]
Cycle 3!
[buzzer]
[laughter and applause]
Of course you know!
Then don't hit me!
I was about to hit you!
I thought you knew.
I don't know yet.
It's a fake.
You got me.
Oizumi doesn't have a chance to win.
No, no.
Give me a chance to jump.
Here's the question.
What is Oizumi saying?
What?
This is a tough one.
Let's watch it again.
No.
No?
Romantic!
Shut up!
Let's watch it again.
Let's watch it.
What is Oizumi saying?
[beep]
Oh! Here it is!
Tartaric!
Valencian...
Correct!
Wonderful!
This is a question that neither the staff nor anyone else knew about!
You're amazing!
I knew you'd know this one!
Amazing!
I didn't say anything like that!
Now we'll show you the correct VTR.
[beep]
I don't want you to say things like "fakes" and stuff like that.
I didn't say anything like "fakes" and stuff like that.
Now we'll show you the correct VTR.
Wonderful!
You're amazing!
So in the end, the total score is...
215 points!
[laughter]
What a shame!
I'm the only one left to be beaten up!
How about the first round?
The winner of the karting quiz competition is...
Yusari-kun! Congratulations!
Thank you!
Yusari-kun! Congratulations!
And with that, Dotei Show Mania has been decided to be the world's number one karting competition.
It's like a dream, isn't it?
Yoshi-kun will be driving his own kart in his own car.
A new journey will begin next week, so please look forward to it!