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Good evening, it's "How about Wednesday?"
The fourth episode of "The Best of Usabi" will finally begin tonight!
That idiot has been deceived again this time!
- Look at me! - I'm going to hit you in the eye!
Shut up!
The Best of Usabi
Good morning, everyone.
Today is November 10...
Oh, it's not 10.
It's Friday, the 21st.
It's 6:30 in the morning.
Let me tell you what you've been waiting for.
It's been a while since we've traveled on a dice.
The Best of Usabi
It's finally here!
The fourth episode of "The Best of Usabi"!
Let me explain the route here.
Returning to Sapporo from a starting point is a happy thing.
However, all routes are decided by dice.
There are six destinations and a flight plan on the board.
Where we go will be decided by the dice of fate.
Even if our destination is the opposite direction of Sapporo,
if we don't go to that destination, we won't be able to roll the next dice.
In other words, as long as there is a means of transportation,
we have to keep moving back and forth.
It's a journey of fear that everyone on "The Best of Usabi" hates the most!
This is the fourth episode of "The Best of Usabi".
First of all, I'd like you to look at this map.
So far, we've been conquering this red-painted place on a dice journey.
We haven't conquered this white area yet.
Especially in this three-person area, Shimane!
This area is still open.
First of all, we always start our journey of dice from Tokyo.
This time, we'd like to start from Shimane.
So, let's take a look at this.
This is the map of Hokkaido, which you know from "212 Municipalities Country Sign Journey".
Last time I did it, it ended with "God's Country Morning" and "Ikutawara Dynasty" ended with "Country Sign Journey", and this time I deceived him that there was a great plan to go around all of them, and he thought he would go around Hokkaido.
I can't believe I'm flying to Shimane all of a sudden. It's a situation I didn't even dream of.
First of all, let's take a look at this map. The destination of "lie" told to "Oizumi" is this "Ikutawara Dynasty".
However, we are heading for "Metropolitan Airport" where planes from "Shimane Prefecture Yiso Airport Station" fly.
As you can see, "Sapporo" and "Kana" are in opposite directions.
At what point does "Ōizumi" realize that their destinations are different?
From "Hiragishi" in "htb" to "Ikutawara Dynasty", we will ride "Dooh Expressway" from "Sapporo Interchange" and head for "Asahi River", but we will ride "Capitol Airport" from " Kitahiroshima Inter".
"Oizumi" may notice the first point. First of all, go up "Kojo Dori" from "htb" and cross the highway 36th line.
Go straight ahead "Sapporo Inter" and turn right and head for "Kitahiroshima Inter" via highway 36th line.
If you look at this sign in front of you, you will notice that it is strange to turn right.
The second point is "Kitahiroshima Inter". If you go north, you will head for "Sapporo" direction, that is, "Asahi River" direction.
If you go south, you will head for "Tomakomai" direction, that is, "Metropolitan Airport" direction.
Normally, when you head for "tomakomai" direction on the right side of you, you will immediately say "funny" and make a noise.
However, "Oizumi" may not notice it, even if you cross "Anywa no Inter".
And the third point is this "Chitosainter".
At this point of getting off the highway, even children should notice something strange.
At the exit, carefully look for "Chitose Airport", and at the cashier "Dekka Kuchitose", "Oizumi" must also notice it.
However, "Oizumi" may not notice it. Just in case, the final point is "Chitose Airport".
No matter how much the building of the airport is visible, even babies should notice it strangely.
Where on earth do they notice going to "Shimane" and getting on the plane?
First of all, I think this is the highlight of "Shimane".
Everyone, please look forward to it.
"You've been waiting! The journey of the dice" "Ho! It's finally starting"!
"Shimane" "Ho! It's finally starting"
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
Today is November 21st, Friday!
Friday!
This time, we are in the Choson of 212 people.
For now, we will start with "Iktawara Town".
Now we are still in Sapporo city, but we will get on "Dooh Expressway" and go to "Asahi Car".
We have become familiar with "Ikutawara Town".
Did you buy a ticket this time?
Let's go to "Asahikar".
We went to "Asahikar" and got on "National Route 39" and "National Route 333" and arrived at "Iktawara Town".
I didn't think it was really 212 people.
What?
Ikutawara town
If it's like this, I think I'll be fooled soon.
This time it's about time to be fooled.
And the director said, "How about it, Oshimi-kun?"
I don't care if you challenge me in combat clothes.
If you come in combat clothes, you'll be fooled.
So this time for my family too.
No, I don't know where it is only this time.
For the time being, the possibility of overseas is also weak.
Good!
However, I don't have a budget anymore.
I'm reading it. I don't have a budget even if it's not within the year.
That's amazing. I'm reading it. I'm reading it.
I've been studying it.
So, even if it's not overseas, I thought it would be suspicious if it hit the dice.
But I thought it would cost money even if it hit the dice.
Good!
I thought it would cost money even if it hit the dice.
But I didn't think it would hit the dice straight away.
It was suspicious for a moment.
It was suspicious. It was suspicious.
I told everyone this time.
No, I don't know.
I don't know where it's going this time.
What is it? What is it?
Is it really going to hit the dice?
I'm disappointed in you guys.
Whether I doubt you or deceive you,
Which one is better?
This is really between you and me.
You guys are so mean!
I know what you're talking about.
You were doing it for 212 days.
It's about time you started.
Is it this one?
I started here.
How about it?
Everything started here.
I told you it was here.
I see. I see.
Look.
Okay?
That's right.
I'll show you.
Okay.
You were playing basketball.
Hahahahaha! I said it!
Oh!
Dunk
Wasn't there a word like "dunk"?
Yes, there was.
Like "dunk"!
There was.
"Dunk"!
"Dunke"!
Like "dunke"!
"Dunke"! Like "dunk" and "dunke"!
Like "dunk" and "dunke"!
Alright, alright...
It's the same wherever you go!
It's the same where there's a country sign!
It doesn't fit anyone!
Is there an airbox or something?!
"Dunk"! Like "dunk" and "dunk" and "dunk"!
I'm sweating like crazy!
From this far away!
Can you touch me?
Oh, you're right!
You're right!
"Dunk"! Like "dunk" and "dunk" and "dunk"!
Like a newborn baby...
And like a trained life expert...
It was a fierce feast!
In a way, I wasn't human...
But I became a male and a female!
I enjoyed...
My marriage!
Those memories...
Alright, alright, alright...
Have we arrived?
We have arrived at Chitose.
Chitose reminds me of...
What? What are you talking about?
A first-time house owner and Chitose!
Yo! Yo!
That was...
Yo!
What is a "pinocchio house"?
I think it's a wooden house.
Wooden... Wooden house, right?
Let's report it.
Wood...
Wooden house!
There is a map of Hokkaido over there, but where is Iktawaracho?
Let's take a look!
What is it around here?
Oh!
Sapporo is here!
Sapporo is far away!
So let's go through Asahika!
Where are we now?
It's still far away!
What?
It's far away!
How do you say it?
Chitose?
What?
Did we get off?
What?
The highway.
So why do we get off?
What?
I don't know how to say "highway" in Japanese.
Once you get on the highway, you don't usually go to Asahika, do you?
No.
You look tired.
Because of the trip.
You're right.
To get rid of fatigue, I should eat something sweet.
I'll give you some caramel.
Eat some caramel.
I don't like sweets, but I have to do my best.
You're the last one!
I'm the last one!
I see. You're the last one!
I think it's better than second and first.
Let's go!
Let's go where we left off!
What is it?
I found it!
I found it! I found it! I found it! I found it! I always found it!
I see, everyone. I'm sorry.
I'm just being too stupid.
I didn't notice at all.
I just blurted out "I'm sorry."
The next morning...
We have arrived in Shimane.
Mr. Oizuki, there is something that stands out in particular.
What is it?
It is Hokkaido Jingu.
No.
It is Miyoshi Shrine.
It is Izumo Taisha.
Speaking of Shimane, Izumo Taisha.
It is a great place.
To be frank, Shimane only has this much.
Oh, I see.
It is surprisingly expensive.
It is expensive.
It is 9 a.m. when you leave the plane.
Chitose Airport.
It is 2 a.m. now when we arrived here.
It is 2 a.m.
Let's go back.
I will say it.
Okay, okay.
It's been a while.
You don't say "dantori" anymore, do you?
I have to say it.
Okay, okay.
Let's say it.
One.
Oh, it's nostalgic.
Kochi Prefecture, Sukumo.
Oh, it's nostalgic.
Sukumo is good.
Two.
With enthusiasm, Kyushu Prefecture.
Oh, it's nostalgic.
This sound.
Kyushu Prefecture.
Three.
A little charming, Hiroshima.
We have never been to Hiroshima.
Oh, it's surprising.
This is also charming.
Four.
There is a place called Hawaii Onsen.
It is written as "Hawaii Onsen" in Katakana.
Oh, is that so?
Five.
Jazz.
It is 278 bottles.
Let's go back.
Thank you for waiting, midnight bus.
There is a place called Sanongo.
Shibuya.
Tsugai.
You also came to Shibuya.
Midnight bus.
It's nostalgic.
Let's go to midnight bus.
We only have buses to get our faces back.
We only have to get on one.
It looks fun.
Because you are ready.
In response to all hard journeys.
There is something.
Any of them is fine.
This is the least attractive of all.
I wonder if I should go to Tokyo.
That's what I think.
I can't do this for the show.
I have already forgotten.
I only have buses to get my faces back.
Let's go.
But we will go back to the building site.
We will go back in the afternoon.
Let's go back to Hokkaido.
Let's go back one by one.
Here we go.
What will come out of it?
Leave it to me.
What will come out of it?
Leave it to me.
Here we go!
You are fast.
This is good.
"A Little Attractive Hiroshima".
How about this?
This is good.
"A Little Attractive Hiroshima".
"At 15:15, the first super car from Izumo City arrives at Hokkaido".
"From Hokkaido, the Shinkansen Hikari 87 arrives at 19:26 in Hiroshima".
"The distance traveled is 383 km".
"The driving time is 4 hours and 11 minutes".
"Hiroshima is surprisingly far away".
That's good.
That's Mr. Kaneko Nobuo's...
That's right.
What is it?
Can you do it?
I'm on my way.
Not yet?
I haven't grasped it yet.
If you shake it, I'll do it right away.
It's fast, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's go.
Let's go for a walk.
We have to pray for travel safety.
Let's go for a walk.
It's hot.
It's Nagoyaka.
Is it okay for me to do this?
Travel.
Travel, yes.
Down.
Travel.
Down as well.
Surround.
Southern.
It's scary to go south.
It's completely opposite.
That's right.
We have to go north.
That's right.
It's good.
Wow, wow, wow.
Look.
It's not a place where God is likely to come.
It's a place in Izumo.
Izumo Taisha.
This area is called Kamiarizuki, right?
That's right.
Ozumi-kun, you know everything.
Yes, yes, yes.
You know a lot.
Originally, October is Kannazuki.
Even though it's a month without God,
Izumo region is called Kamiarizuki.
That's because God from all over Japan gathers in Izumo region.
That's why Izumo region is called Kamiarizuki.
However,
amateurs tend to visit Izumo Taisha.
We are like that.
We are like that first.
You can't misunderstand this.
That's right.
Even if you come to Kamiarizuki and Izumo Taisha,
God is different.
In Izumo Taisha, there is God's inn.
There is God's inn.
In other words, it's like a hotel.
Izumo Taisha is like a hotel.
That's what it is. And after that, uh, it's called Royton Izumo Taisha.
That's what it is. So, if you're not a beggar, God won't show up.
On the other hand, if you pray to a beggar, you're sleeping. It's a nuisance, but you have to pray.
So, uh, let's take a look at some of the other cute souvenirs around there.
That's where God gathered in the middle of it all. There's a lot of things going on.
Summit. Yes, Summit. It's going on.
God of all human beings is also attending.
I also attended.
Yes, yes, Izumo Taisha Summit.
I've been to this summit before.
You're God, aren't you? Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of conference is there? What kind of conference is it? Basically, it's a drink party.
It's a very formal thing. In the past, we used to talk properly at that summit.
Now, basically, it's a drink party.
In Hokkaido region, it's almost a rest area. It's a trip.
So, once a year, I go out to Izumo and say, "Well, well, let's drink."
Well, Miyoshi drinks.
Miyoshi of Miyoshi Shrine is a normal person.
I've had a lot of drinks, too.
When I drink, my tongue gets better.
"Oh, it's refreshing." I say. "Oh, oh, oh, it's refreshing every day."
I'm not a drunkard.
That's a little bit of a fight.
Oh, really?
It's pretty much out of my hands.
Who do you get along with all over the world?
I usually meet up with Mr. Narita on the weekends.
Mr. Narita?
I meet up with him on the weekends.
What kind of person is he?
He's basically a gentle person.
But he's a little...
Is he fast?
Yeah, Mr. Narita is...
You know, Mr. Narita is often called...
"Mr. Narita-licon".
"Oizumi-licon".
Yeah, you're right.
We meet up on our honeymoon.
By the way, where is Mr. Oizumi worshipped?
Where do you go to worship Mr. Oizumi?
Where?
Where do you go?
I'm basically a gypsy.
I haven't really settled down in one place, but I go to a lot of places.
Like overseas?
I go, I go.
I go overseas a lot, too.
I meet up with Mr. Narita and meet up with Mr. Narita.
Does he let me out of his way?
Mr. Narita?
What kind of person is Mr. Oisei?
Who, who?
Mr. Oisei.
Mr. Oisei is really...
He's really young.
But he used to do bad things.
For a moment.
When he was in high school.
Oh, high school.
Yeah.
It seems like he's gotten into politics now.
Politics?
Yeah.
It seems like he's interested in politics.
If it's politics or something like that...
He doesn't seem to get along with people who are cheap.
Sometimes, when we go golfing...
You go golfing?
Yeah, we go golfing.
I book with Yasukuni-san once in a while.
And we're in a hurry, too.
Yeah, me and Miyoshi-san...
Yeah, yeah.
We have to sort things out.
Yeah, we have to figure out what to do about Handy.
By the way, who are you?
I'm Oizumi-san.
Oizumi-san
I'm a fan of yours.
Oh, really?
Oizumi-san is moving away from me.
I can't see you.
I can't finish these feelings.
Even if it rains today.
This new morning.
It always starts like this.
Like that, like that.
I want to live.