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- Good evening, everyone. How's the water? - Good evening.
Good evening. How's the water?
Today, we're going to show you how we're always recording.
Mr. Suzuki is doing it for us.
- We're always recording with this digital camera. - Yes, we're recording with this.
- We have millions of cameras like this on TV. - That's right.
- If you go to Yodogashi, you can get it for 280,000 yen. - Anyone can get it.
- Anyone can get it for 280,000 yen. - Anyone can get it for 280,000 yen.
- But it's hard for you, isn't it? - That's right.
- But it's hard for you, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- This time, we're going to show you something amazing. - Finally, we're going to show you something shocking.
- I'm embarrassed that I can't be on TV. - I think you won't be there at the end of the show.
- This may be the first time for HTV. - I don't think so.
- We're going to show you something shocking. - We're going to show you something shocking.
Early March 7th, we boarded Shikoku Tokushima from Sapporo to Awaji Island.
But this time, we left Shikoku and went to Kurashiki in Okayama Prefecture.
From Kurashiki, we spent another night in the midnight bus and arrived in Tokyo the following March 8th.
Our choice in Tokyo was the Shinkansen.
We spent 12 hours in the bus and it took us only 3 hours to come back.
We're going back to Shinkansen!
We've been on Shinkansen for 3 hours and now we're back at Shinkobe station.
It's about time for us to relax.
We won't say we're going back until Monday or something.
If we can make it in time for the opening ceremony.
Let's see if they've written anything good for us.
If they do, we'll punch them!
1. Jotaro Hitopro Yumura Onsen.
This is in Hyogo Prefecture.
It's on the Japanese sea side of Hyogo Prefecture.
Hitopro sounds good.
2. Hojo Tetsudo Rail Bus Harima Yokota.
What is this place?
I don't know.
Don't write places you don't know.
Hanshin Tentetsu Hanshin Umeda.
Is it Osaka?
So, first time in space.
Chitose!
I'm back.
It's unusual for four of us to go out.
The crowd dispersed in the Shinkansen.
Are we going back again?
It's better to go back.
It's better than going back in one go in Shinkansen.
I want to go back to Hakata.
We're going out anyway.
Let's get on.
I don't mind going back in one go.
Is this it?
It's better to go back in one go, but we don't go out much.
What's wrong?
We don't go out.
If you say we don't go out, we won't go back to Hakata.
I knew it!
What? What? What?
It's better.
Let's go back in one go.
Why don't you go back in one go?
I want to go back in one go.
It's expensive.
Expensive?
Why?
Is it expensive?
Expensive.
Is it?
Is it expensive?
Is it nice?
Yes.
We're going in a helicopter.
Helicopter?
Number one.
Taking a bath in a helicopter.
Yumura Onsen.
This is not a charter plane.
It's a popular public transportation.
There's a lot of it.
You'll love it.
What is this?
It's amazing.
Hey, hey, hey!
Are you happy?
Huh? Why?
I'm very happy!
Helicopters aren't good.
I'll get drunk if I look at the camera.
I'll throw up.
Who are you?
I'm a helicopter.
I'm Kevin Costner.
Airwolf.
I thought I arrived. Hey, you look cool.
How long is the helicopter?
It's long.
Why? It's good.
You can't go without a helicopter.
I know by looking at the time table of the helicopter.
Is it a helicopter's time table?
No, no, it's on.
Is there a helicopter in the time table?
It's like an airplane.
As expected of Japan.
You did it, director. I reviewed it a little.
Is there such an option?
Is it expensive?
Is it expensive? I don't know.
It's what you do.
It's not what a talent does.
It doesn't matter to me.
I'm going to call the station and ask the producer for a little money.
Fujimura doesn't know how to spend money.
I can ride a helicopter.
This is frustrating.
You're doing it for your friends.
I'm excited about riding a helicopter.
But, I'm not sure about riding a helicopter.
That's not true.
As I'm busy, I think helicopters are becoming important.
Awasaki Heavy Industries.
This is it.
Are there any other customers?
No.
That's right.
I don't like this atmosphere.
I feel like I'm going to buy a helicopter.
It's 2 p.m.
It's wonderful.
We're in a meeting room.
Is it a meeting?
Excuse me.
What's up?
There are hardly anyone riding this.
They are saying "hi" to our song.
Hi
I see.
We are waiting for you.
We are hiding our heads and asses.
It's cool.
It's cool to ride from here.
It's like Top Gun.
It's cool.
A strong wind is coming.
Two helicopters are waiting for us.
Seat belt!
OK!
It's flying! It's flying! It's flying!
It's flying!
How can it fly so easily?
It's flying so easily in low air.
It's flying along the ground. This Kawasaki Heavy Aircraft Carrier.
It's amazing!
Look! It's floating in the sky, but it's stopped!
Kawasaki Heavy Aircraft Carrier has been hit by a technique that can't be performed by a gyrocopter.
It's flying!
It's noisy! It's noisy!
The plane is shaking due to the flow of water!
Director!
The person looking at the camera is the weakest.
You're looking down on me, director!
Don't spit it out!
Whoa! Whoa!
It's acrobatic! It's acrobatic!
It's shaking!
It's crazy even from a distance!
It's crazy!
The engine is crazy and the director is crazy, too!
This helicopter operates only on Saturdays and Sundays.
It's a regular flight.
It goes to Kazuma Airport and then it goes to the hot spring.
There are no passengers, but it will go there for the time being.
Ojimi-kun was dressing up, but he's in a bad mood and going to the bathroom.
It seems like he was working hard on it, but now he's going to the bathroom and doing his best.
His hat is floating!
Oh, hat!
How is it?
Yes!
I'm going!
Yes!
I'm going in front of you!
I'm going behind you!
It's shaking!
It's shaking a lot!
It's a pretty big quake!
It's Kevin Costner!
It's Airwolf!
We have arrived at Bama Airport, Gibraltar Airport.
At the end of this flight, please check your luggage.
Thank you very much for your cooperation.
It's awful!
He is coughing up vomit.
It's almost over.
I'm going to vomit.
My eyes are full of vomit smell.
It's horrible.
It's awful.
It's horrible.
The smell of hayashi rice I ate at the station is already full and I'm about to throw up.
Did he go to spit it out?
It's awful.
How did you feel about riding a helicopter?
I'm sorry.
I couldn't stand it.
You can't be a top gun, can you?
Eyes mad.
I arrived safely at Imura Onsen. Are you all right?
I'm much better now.
If I have a chance, I'd like to go there again.
This is a shirt made of paper bought at Kansai Airport.
It's made of paper, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is a brief made of paper.
I don't know how far you can show it.
It looks like this.
It's very cool.
I don't know if you're watching this.
If you really go back, I'll burn you.
It's dangerous.
I'll burn you.
Let's start.
Yes.
First of all, Imura Onsen.
It's good.
Second, Kizusaki Onsen.
It's good, too.
Third, Wakasawan Beach, Maezuru.
I've heard of Maezuru.
Fourth, Kyoto.
Kyoto has good eyes.
Fifth, Tottori.
It's dangerous.
Tottori is...
There's nothing here.
Sixth, Matsue.
It's a good chance this time, too.
Is it?
It's difficult to register.
It's here, isn't it?
I've heard of Kyoto.
I don't go to Maezuru.
Is it?
It's good if you don't register here.
Is it?
Yes.
Then...
Please use the eyes of a helicopter.
For me, it's the eyes of hell.
Is it?
You brought me to this city.
Please shake it with all your might.
I'll shake it with all my might.
Fifth, Tottori.
Sixth, Kyoto.
Excuse me.
Fourth, Kyoto.
Kyoto!
4. As I thought, I want to go. Kyoto.
JR Hamasaka Station to Express Hamakaze No. 6 to Kinosaki.
There, I changed trains to Kinosaki No. 12 and went to Kyoto.
Boarding time was 3 hours. Traveling distance was 210 km.
Mr. Maiko approached me.
You brought me to Kyoto again!
Let's go!
Yes, let's go to Kyoto.
Isn't this nice?
Yay!
Mr. Maiko and I were separated.
That's right.
The helicopter is dangerous.
Isn't it?
Wait a minute. I'm not dangerous at all.
No, no, no.
You're such a weird person.
I was sleeping in the helicopter.
You were sleeping in the helicopter?
Yes.
That's dangerous.
One shot if you get attacked by a cat!
What? How can you get attacked by a helicopter?
One shot if you get attacked by a helicopter!
If you stand like me and spit like this, you'll spit.
Really?
In the second half of the game, I was so scared that I couldn't even look you in the eye.
I looked you in the eye and was about to spit.
The cameraman was right here without thinking.
Even though I was spitting.
I got attacked by that.
You're very weak against "you".
You.
I didn't know that.
You!
It's not "you", it's "you".
You.
You clearly said "you".
You.
How do you like it?
It's comfortable.
Paper underwear.
This is ecology.
This train is reserved now, so we can do anything.
You can come in from the entrance.
It's a fashion show.
I would like you to see the work of the spring of 1997.
It's dangerous.
Oizumi-kun, Oizumi-kun, I'll ride it.
It's a station.
People ride it.
By the way, how much was it?
How much was it?
It's 480 yen.
How many sets are there?
Two sets.
Let me show you.
This is cotton rayon briefs.
I'm wearing blue briefs.
Blue?
What is it?
Do you know what it is?
What is blue?
It's a color.
This is white.
I'm wearing blue briefs.
Do you know what it is?
There are fine briefs like this.
This is a running shirt I've been waiting for.
It's a free size.
It looks like a hot air blower, but you can use it like this.
You can wash your hands with it.
You can wash your hands with it a couple of times.
If you think about it, you can wash your pants with it.
You can wash your hands with it.
It's fine.
It's quite durable.
Even if you try to tear it off, you can't.
You can't?
This is Kinosaki.
It's Kinosaki.
It's a transfer.
You can transfer to the train 12.
Let's go.
The night in Kyoto.
It seems difficult to move.
It's difficult.
What is this?
I want a fluffy microphone which I got yesterday.
It's easy for me.
I'm recording now.
We arrived in Kyoto.
It's 8:05 pm.
Let's stay overnight.
He has a good reaction.
Of course, we have such a choice.
Last time we stayed in the afternoon.
We will swing dice in the same place again.
Kyoto, Hennichi, Shindai Expressway, Akatsuki, Sasebo.
Sasebo?
What will you do if you go back there?
It's dangerous!
Shindai Expressway, Kitaguni, Niigata...
I've ridden this before!
It's nostalgic!
It's nostalgic! I was riding this before!
This is crazy!
Shindai Expressway...
Kyogu, Shinya Bus... Is there one?
Galaxy...
There it is!
Galaxy!
What are you doing in the middle of Kyoto and Fukushima?
I'm stealing it!
Don't ride it, Shinya Bus!
Nagasaki...
Nagasaki is dangerous!
It's dangerous this time!
But, Mr. Oizumi!
Register it!
Ride Kyoto for one night!
I'm counting on you, Kyoto for one night!
Wow!
There's a 1/3 chance of Kyoto for one night!
Yes!
But it's high risk!
What will you do?
It's high risk and high return!
I'll tell Mr. Oizumi who has revived!
This is dangerous!
This is all dangerous!
You can only register it!
This is dangerous!
It's pretty dangerous!
Will Mr. Oizumi get drunk by Kyoto girls tonight?
Will Mr. Oizumi get drunk by Kyoto girls?
Did you hold the camera?
See? He's laughing.
If you're having fun, you'll get angry.
Take a break.
It's a sailboat!
What should we do with the girls?
Are you going to die?
If you don't do that, you'll die.
It's finally out.
We're going to sell it.
What should we do?
Are you going to ride it?
Again? Stop it!
What is it?
A gay man.
It's decided.
It was really hard.
It's fun.
You're on TV a lot.
It's decided.
To everyone watching TV, we'll give away more presents.
We'll give away 10 stickers for the show.
We'd like you to put up a truck or something along with the STB radio.
We're looking forward to it.
What will happen next week?
It's the final episode.
The last one.
The second half of "Saikoro".
It's more interesting than you think.
Will we be able to return to Sapporo?
Look forward to next week.
Saikoro