AISubs v3.6
It says "diamond journey"!
That's ridiculous.
Where is Tsuruga?
I want to stay overnight.
From Nagasaki Main Line to Sasuko Line, we make a Sunday morning.
I'll sleep tonight. I didn't sleep last night.
My jaw hurts.
I couldn't sit in the car. I couldn't get in the car!
It's 6 million yen!
I have to get out of here.
I want to sell it.
Damage Game!
This match is crazy!
What? What's going on?
Let's do it one last time!
Who?
No good.
Good evening, everyone. This is Suiyodou.
Thanks to your support and encouragement, we were able to survive April.
It was supposed to end.
You don't look very happy.
You don't look happy.
This show is really tough.
It's hard physically.
It's April now.
Let's end it!
We thought we'd do it.
Mr. Oizumi, as usual, you're being fooled all the time.
Fooled entertainer.
You're giving it a good taste.
You're good at fooling people.
This time as well, in front of two stages.
Rather than being fooled, I feel like I was taken away by the flow.
You were planning various things.
I did "Circle 3" again.
I would like you to see it.
First of all, Mr. Higuchi Ryoichi.
Circle 3
It's been a week's work.
Today, I'm here at FM Hokkaido's Air-g.
I'm going to report Mr. Suzuki's face on the radio.
Is there no plan?
What an open plan, boy.
If I move, it will be a big deal.
Staff members.
The cameraman hit me in the head.
Sensei! Sensei!
Today...
What are you doing here?
I'm going to report you on the radio.
Why?
Even if you ask me why...
I don't have anything to do!
I haven't thought of a plan yet!
Can you think of a plan for me?
I'm busy with Tiger's Butter.
Hey! Hey!
So...
We're doing it side by side.
At 6 o'clock, GOiS' performance will finally begin.
Please look forward to it!
See you later!
You're really bad at it!
I hope I can get better from now on!
I hope I can practice more and more!
It's my first time.
From now on...
Where is it?
Stand by for action!
G...
O...
I...
S...
GOiS!
Good evening, everyone! I'm Takagi Suzuki.
It's 6 o'clock now.
It's time for GOiS!
Today...
I'm not here to perform.
I'm here for sightseeing!
As an amateur...
I'm here for sightseeing!
Sightseeing!
And for tonight's special...
We have Higuchi Ryoichi with us!
Higuchi Ryoichi is our guest this time.
Please look forward to it!
OK!
Shut up!
That's a narrow topic.
For an amateur like me...
I like echoing and singing in the car.
Tonight...
We have Higuchi Ryoichi with us.
Thank you very much!
We're watching TV right now...
Are we going to Tokyo?
Yes!
Are we going to Higuchi Ryoichi?
I'm thinking about going to Tokyo.
Can we go?
Are you coming with me?
I'm thinking about going.
We have to hide it.
I'm waiting for you outside.
Are you ready?
I want to go to the bath.
Thank you very much.
Let's listen to the song again.
Higuchi Ryoichi's anniversary song.
Yesterday, we went to Higuchi Ryoichi's "otaku" studio in Eiji.
You've been there, haven't you?
Kawasaki City.
You know what I'm going to do on weekends, don't you?
What are you going to do there?
Well, I'm going to talk about various things.
You've been to Higuchi's "otaku", haven't you?
Yes, I've been listening to his interviews in the studio all the time.
As a visitor, I make songs in the bath, and so on.
I want to know where he actually makes songs.
First of all, I have to learn a little about him through his interviews.
This is Higuchi-san's room.
I see.
It's nice in here, isn't it?
Yes.
What do you think of it?
It's cool.
I thought you were going to take your bag with you, but you're really just a visitor.
This is a cool room.
By the way, this billiard table fell down.
I picked up only the billiard table, put my feet on it, and put it on this glass.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's a billiard table.
The electricity is a little...
- Are you a swimmer? - Yes, I'm a swimmer.
I'm a swimmer for bikinis.
You seem to have a lot of good stuff.
- Cool! - Cool!
- This is... - This is also an artist.
No matter where I go, I'm always curious about this and that.
No matter how fashionable I go, I don't always have a cover.
This is a great house!
What is this house?
- It's like a storm. - It's like a storm.
- Now, we're going to the recording studio. - Yes, yes.
- Excuse us for disturbing you. - Sure.
Usually...
- Oizumi-kun drives, but... - Hahaha!
- The artist drives himself and takes us with him. - Hahaha!
- The artist is me, but... - Hahaha!
- How long will it take from here? - About an hour from here.
- It might be a little crowded. - This is the first time for Oizumi and Yo-kun to go to a place called a recording studio.
- Really? - I'm really looking forward to it.
- Toshiba... - Yes.
- Toshiba EMI is proud of you. - I'm just proud of my name.
- Toshiba EMI! - Hahaha!
- I've heard of you before! - I've heard of you before!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- This project is so much fun! - Hahaha!
- Even though we had to come here in a hurry. - Hahaha!
- But we're so motivated! - Hahaha!
- We don't have to go to Hokkaido anyway! - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
- What are you saying?! - Hahaha!
- Oh well!
I took "stones" here, too.
"Rolling stones"?
"Mick Jagger"!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, "Mick Jagger"!
Look at this!
Look at the number of cords!
There are people of this kind of national hair style.
I don't think you know and operate all of this.
Is this person operating?
Do you know all of this?
No, it's all the same.
Look at this.
What?
What button is this?
This is "EQ".
Oh, I know!
This is "EQ".
I don't know which one I plugged in.
Yeah!
This is it!
Look at this!
"Goldfish scooping".
Without this, it's not a recording.
You sing like this, right?
This is what pretty famous people sing with this.
What kind of tube is this?
Ouch!
Are you okay?
You made me laugh!
Now, there is only one channel open.
We, Yoizumi and Yoh, will challenge Higuchi and Ryoichi's "anniversary song".
We are working hard for the first time in a long time.
Let me ask you one more time.
This is a recording I even dreamed of.
I'm sorry.
Shall we do it?
I'll forget about it.
I'm nervous.
It reminds me of the first time I recorded it.
Are you ready?
I'm always ready!
Okay, let's do it!
Yes!
It's a lifelong memory!
Okay, let's do it!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you! Bye-bye!
Woo!
Check it out!
Dead Heat
A dead heat of potatoes rolling in a big flood of water
In the end, the first dish was a croissant with too much lettuce
In the last scene, I made you cry over and over again, limelight
The shirt I ironed earlier, I replaced it with a handkerchief
On one hand, a beer on the veranda, and a shooting star you found
An event for just the two of us, it's always an anniversary
Anniversary! Anniversary! My heart swells up
I'll never forget your smile and season
Anniversary! Anniversary! The wind invites spring
In my dream, I chose a love song from that day that's always shining
Thank you for having me in your studio today.
For some reason, it feels like "Oizumi Yo"'s recording studio.
You're cute. You're good at hiding things.
Excuse me, potatoes. Is it fun?
It's crazy.
I've never heard of such a thing before.
Thank you, potatoes.
Thank you very much.
Well, the recording is over.
Thank you very much for Mr. Higuchi and Mr. Ryoji.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
How about Wednesday again?
It's a waste to go home just by going to Tokyo Station.
After all, we have a plan.
There must be something.
Let's do it in Tokyo and go home.
It hasn't been realized by fate.
But I think you can understand this atmosphere.
I have prepared luggage for you.
What is it?
Whose luggage did you bring?
Hey, wait!
It's like this.
It's nostalgic, but it says "trip to Saikoro".
It says "trip to Saikoro".
Let me explain here.
"Trip to Saikoro" in Tokyo and Sapporo is a list of traffic times that can be boarded at the current location and at the site.
It is divided into six options.
Even if you go to the opposite direction of Sapporo, you can't touch the next Saikoro unless you actually go there.
In other words, you have to keep moving no matter how many days it takes to get to Sapporo in Tokyo.
It's a very tough plan.
Well, let's get started.
Trip to Saikoro
The third one.
First, "papillongo".
It's boarding time this time.
6 hours and 30 minutes.
Second, "yamatogo".
4 hours and 30 minutes.
It's boarding time.
Third, "sunsetgo".
9 hours and 4 minutes.
Fourth, "nocturnego".
9 hours and 30 minutes.
It's increasing.
Fifth, "caramelgo".
10 hours and 30 minutes.
Oh, no.
It's "camelgo".
Oh, "camelgo".
"Camelgo" is 10 hours and 30 minutes.
Sixth, "bluemetsgo".
11 hours and 40 minutes.
Oh, no.
Does "go" mean "bus"?
It's "bus".
Is "bus" a midnight bus?
Anyway...
I'm not mentally prepared for this.
What's wrong with you?
Who are you?
What's wrong with you?
Who are you?
5!
It's 10 o'clock!
I saw it!
5.
Midnight bus "camelgo" Tottori-yuki.
Boarding time 10 hours and 30 minutes.
Traveling distance 750 kilometers.
At the start of the journey, I suddenly stumbled.
Let's see!
Where are we going?
Tottori!
Tottori...
I've never been there!
So...
The journey of the dice has finally begun.
Part 3!
The viewers really want to see this project!
There are a lot of people who want to see it!
Do you really want to see it?
If the viewer rating doesn't go up, I'll be angry!
It's hard to do this!
Look at it!
You guys told me to do it, so I did it!
It's really hard...
It's hard...
Did you know?
Anyway, we'll be arriving in Tottori tomorrow morning.
We'll meet you guys again somewhere in the middle of Inter.
Are you guys satisfied with this?
Are you satisfied with us riding this bus?
We've been riding this bus late at night just to make you guys happy.
This bus is so big.
Look at this huge window.
We'll have to work hard and go to sleep.
It's a serious match.
We'll work hard and go to sleep.
It's our first match of the night.
I don't know how many more times we'll have to ride this bus.
He looks like he's not going to let us sleep.
But we're going to sleep tonight.
We didn't sleep last night.
You're going to sleep tonight.
Suzuki-san...
The bus has started running.
Suzuki-san...
It's been two and a half hours since we left Shinagawa, Tokyo.
How do you like it?
Late-night bus magic!
It feels like it's only been two and a half hours.
After our first round, Gunji-san rated it a ten out of ten.
We're still losing.
We're losing.
It's only been two and a half hours and I'm already sweating like crazy.
I'm sweating like crazy.
Ten out of ten, right?
That's what Gunji-san rated it as.
Ten out of ten, late-night bus!
We're going to have to recover from this.
We're going to be late-night buses from now on!
We're going to be at a disadvantage!
The director who participated for the first time said, "Late-night buses are kind of wet."
They're kind of wet in here.
The air is kind of wet.
Why is that?
That's right.
It's cold!
No, it's the air!
The director who participated for the first time knew.
We still have about eight hours left.
It's been 8 hours since we got on the midnight bus.
We've arrived at Kasai Service Area in Hyogo Prefecture.
Hyogo Prefecture!
We're being swayed by a camel.
But we can't look down on the midnight bus.
We can't look down on it.
We can't sleep.
On top of that, I still have a little back pain.
You do, don't you?
Me too!
You do, don't you?
Why?
I don't like it.
Why?
That's what I thought, too.
This part hurts for the first time on the midnight bus.
Even if you hit me, the seat doesn't feel good.
The seat doesn't feel good?
Isn't it too bad?
On the contrary.
I'm not sleeping at all, but I feel like my back is dislocated.
I think the reclining seat is also a problem.
It's the same as in front of me.
Can you fall like that?
You hit me here.
Well, we have about two and a half hours left.
I'd like to get on the bus and head for Tottori.
I don't know why we're heading for Tottori.
We are now in front of Tottori station.
I would like to give you a classic dice roll, but there is nothing in Tottori city.
It won't happen again, so it's okay.
Let's roll the dice.
1. Yonago Airport is the first direct flight to Tottori.
2. Miyakuno Island and Okinoshima.
3. Go back a little and visit Kyoto.
4. Go back a little and visit Nagoya.
5. Go back a little and visit Takamatsu.
No, no, no.
6. Go back a little and visit Kyushu and Kokura.
Kyushu and Kokura are very familiar to me.
Let's roll the dice.
I will continue.
Please continue.
Let's roll the dice.
We will return to the TV station.
Look at this.
Our new record is 18 hours from Niigata.
I don't like this.
Is this still in Shiga prefecture?
This match is not good.
Why do you look like a fool?
I don't like this.
You are useless.
Let's roll the dice.
Let's make it 8.
I want to stay one night.
We finally did it.
The best of the best.
First we left from Tokyo and headed for Tochigi in Shinabad.
Then we went to Fujigawa Service Area in Shizuoka Prefecture.
And then we came here.
It's so far away.
We came all the way here.
It's painted red where we got off.
Right.
So, where will these two go in the future?
Please look forward to it.
Goodbye.
Thank you.