AISubs v3.6
New Year. Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
This year will be the same as last year. I look forward to working with you.
I look forward to working with you.
Wizmin.
Yes.
New Year's money.
Do I have to give it to you even if I try to meet you?
I don't want you to say "yes" yet.
I look forward to working with you this year as well.
I think it will be like this until spring.
It's a show that has already been decided from the beginning.
I think so, but I will do my best.
This year as well.
Well, what are we going to watch tonight?
"That Suzuki".
That's right.
Let's go and watch it.
This year as well.
Tokyo-Sapporo "Diamond Trip"
The first choice in Tokyo is Kobe on Shinkansen Kurinsha.
Forgetting that we are moving in the opposite direction, we are blown away by the wind.
However, the "diamond" we saw in Kobe at night was going to Kumamoto, Kyushu, at 10 o'clock in the morning.
The next "diamond" we saw as we escaped from Kumamoto, which had a strong sense of abnormality, was Kouchikei, Tsukumo.
And from Tsukumo to Kouchi, we decided to travel by rental car simply because it was cheaper than JR.
However, this was only an exit to a more difficult journey waiting for us in Kouchi.
Nakamura
Good morning Oizumi kun!
Good morning!
We are going to rent a car from Nakamura, Kochi city.
I see!
But I wish we had a better car.
What?
You know Starlet, don't you?
Starlet?
It's not like Toyota or Monomouse, but I wish we had a better car.
If you pay for it, you can have a good car.
I wish I could drive Celsius.
That's not Toyota's problem.
It's our show's problem.
It's going to be expensive.
It's low budget.
It's the cheapest class.
That's why we chose Starlet.
Starlet and Monomouse don't match.
Even if you step on it, it doesn't respond.
It doesn't respond.
Starlet is hot.
No, it's beautiful.
Why do you hate me?
I can't reach you.
Drivers do everything.
Do I do everything?
Should we lower it more?
That's fine.
Don't cross the center line.
Don't cross the center line just by doing that.
Don't talk to me.
Hold the steering wheel with both hands.
It's coming.
How is it?
It's 108 kg.
You don't have to carry it.
It's not low at all.
Why are you calling it "nichakumo"?!
Why "nichakumo"?!
Is it still straight?
It's a bump.
There it is, Kochi Station!
Ah, we can see it now!
We can see it now! Kochi Station!
Kochi Station!
So, this is Kochi.
Right now, they're doing the Ryoma Festival.
Yeah, I'd like to see it!
I've always liked it, so I brought a bunch of pamphlets with me.
And I thought...
I'd like to stay here for one night and see it slowly tomorrow.
So, let's go and see it!
There's one night, right?
Where is it?
Ah, there it is!
Ryoma Festival's Kochi for one night!
We did it! Ryoma Festival's Kochi for one night!
No, no! Let's go back even just a little!
Takamatsu!
Let's go back just a little more!
I'm scared! Kujikan!
Osaka!
I'm scared!
Let's go back to Kinagawa!
No! Peru!
No! I don't like this!
Tokyo!
It's tiring...
Huh?!
The fastest train in the world...
Moonlight Coach! Kyoto!
We did it!
Ryoma Festival's Shinya Bus for one night!
Even the directors are telling us not to do this!
Please!
Shinya Bus is...
Ah, this is scary!
There's nothing good about this!
For now, Kochi for one night!
I wonder what it'll be like?
D'oh!
No! I wonder what it'll be like?
D'oh!
What are you doing?!
No way...
What are you doing?!
You came all the way from Kyushu.
This is bad!
We have to go back!
Suzuki...
You did it again!
Kyushu is a dead bus!
Shall we go?
I can't do it!
Fujimori, I can't do it!
You can't do it!
And...
It's your fault.
It's not our fault.
Suzuki...
One shot!
Shall we go?
Let's go.
I can't do it!
It's on TV!
I can't do it!
Let's get out of here.
About 9 o'clock.
9 o'clock.
9 o'clock...
It's a long time.
When I see Seto Warshi, I go out of there.
When I wake up, I go to Kamonkyo.
How is Seto Warshi and Kamonkyo?
What are you whispering about?
This bus departs from Kochi Business District and...
Kochi Automobile Road...
Takanatsu Automobile Road...
Seto Central Automobile Road...
Sanyo Automobile Road...
China Automobile Road...
Kyushu Automobile Road...
I'm tired.
I can't do it!
It's a storm!
It's cold!
More importantly...
Seriously...
We haven't been able to catch the bus for two nights.
My body hurts!
I don't know if it's because we didn't have blankets or sheets.
It hurts and we can't sleep!
We can't sleep on the bus!
We can't do it!
The sheets are tough!
The director said we'd die if we got hit!
We can't do the bus anymore!
Seriously...
We can't do it!
If you've seen it on TV, you have to try it!
You have to try it!
Even if it's edited, we'll get on and get off and that's it!
It's different!
It's when we're actually sleeping!
We can't sleep!
It's painful!
It's cold!
Seriously...
It's a storm!
We shouldn't do it...
I think it's time for us to get off...
But it's still painful!
We still have three hours!
We can't do it!
Let's go!
It's cold!
We can't do it!
It's cold!
We ran around and looked for where we could film!
Coffee?
Let's go!
We can't do it!
Good morning.
It's snowing.
If you watch TV, you know.
Don't you know?
This is Kyushu, Fukuoka, Hakata.
We came all the way here.
We have to see the snow.
Kyushu is warm.
No way.
Kyushu is cold.
It's cold.
Kyushu is cold everywhere.
It's enough.
We worked hard.
It was hell.
It must have been hard.
It was hell.
Talk to me.
Shut up.
Let's do it.
I can't help it.
I forgot about this.
Hakata.
It's snowing.
This is...
Sapporo is far away.
This is...
I can't help it.
The name is close to Sapporo.
Shiroishi Island.
White Stones will be happy.
It's very attractive.
I want to go there.
It's a ferry ride for 21 hours.
Now it's...
21 hours?
Are you kidding me?
It's a head wheel ride for 2 hours.
Tsushima.
It's okay. Get on the ferry as soon as possible.
Chokkobin and Chitose.
We think so, too.
Of course.
It's okay.
It's a Shinkansen ride.
Morioka.
It's getting closer.
Yes.
Let's go to Chitose and Morioka.
It's No. 56.
No. 56.
What's going on?
Wow!
It's scary!
What?
Shiroishi Island is weird.
Where are we?
Let's go!
Wow! It's Shiroishi Island!
Shut up! Shut up!
What are you talking about?
I don't have such a gag style.
Like White Stones.
It's far away.
Where is this?
Shiroishi Island.
Seto Inland Sea.
Seto Inland Sea?
Can we go to the island? Wait a minute!
Wait! It's tomorrow!
No, no, no, no, no!
The island is tomorrow!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Please give up!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Traffic problem!
It's not like one ship a day, is it?
Ships are surprisingly common, aren't they?
Mr. Suzuki is a bad person...
It's because of Mr. Suzuki.
We're taking the new train again.
We've taken it.
We're going to a place called Shiroishi Island.
I'd like to explain you the route.
First of all, we'll go all the way along the Sanyo Shinkansen to Fukuyama.
Fukuyama.
Yes. We'll change trains from here to Kasaoka.
Kasaoka.
Then we'll cross the island by ship and go to a place called Shiroishi Island.
For now, let's go.
Kyushu...
It was short again, wasn't it?
It was short.
It was the shortest this time.
It was about 40 hours.
But I wouldn't say I wanted to see more of Kyushu.
We've been here quite a few times.
But it's our third time here.
We've been here twice this time.
Kyushu is quite common.
I do not want to die!
You know what?
I always take a boat in the afternoon and a bus in the night.
A boat in the afternoon and a bus in the night.
It's a tough journey.
It's fast.
It's a high speed.
But I don't feel a sense of ease in the sound of this engine.
It seems like a very reckless speed.
Is it okay?
It's fast.
We will soon arrive at Shiraisijima.
We have arrived at Shiraisijima.
JORIC!
Why do you tour here?
There are many famous places, but you visit all of them.
Shiraisijima is a place where you can't tour even if you have never been here.
Give it back to me.
JORIC gave it back to me.
Let's decide where we will go next.
Let's go home.
Please show me where we will go next.
It's cold.
1. Okayama Airport, which is still in time.
2. Okayama, Shinkansen, and Tokyo.
3. Shinkansen, Zanmai, and Niigata.
4. Shiraisijima.
5. Zanmai, Niigata, and Tokyo.
6. Shiraisijima, Niigata, and Tokyo.
You complained a lot about me earlier.
You changed your mind suddenly.
What is it?
You decide where we will go next.
Here you are.
We are going back to Shikoku.
Let's go home.
It's cold.
We don't know where we will go next.
He is in a bad mood.
Look at his face.
Let's go home next time.
Let's go home.
Let's go home next time.
Let's go home.
We already took a video of this train.
It runs a lot.
When we watched a movie last time, it was very short.
It was only 2 seconds.
It was enough.
It was cut off in many places.
You are right.
We are riding this train.
It may be only 10 seconds.
We are riding this train for 10 hours.
It may be only 30 seconds.
I don't know.
Wait a minute.
What is your vehicle?
My vehicle is JR.
We are riding from Kasaoka to Setohashi.
We can see it today.
It's daytime.
It's attractive.
It's not attractive anymore.
It's attractive.
Let's go back and read travel books and guide books.
It's dangerous.
You are dangerous.
Stop it.
I'm talking because I'm filming.
I don't have anything to say.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Ishijima?
It was cold.
Let's go.
Mr. Fujii.
Yes?
It's Seto Ohashi Bridge.
We have finally crossed Seto Ohashi Bridge.
It's been a long time.
When we went there in September, Seto Ohashi Bridge was flooded.
And just the other day, or yesterday?
When we crossed Seto Ohashi Bridge, of course it was flooded.
We are finally crossing Seto Ohashi Bridge with our own eyes.
Are you watching?
Yes, I am.
It's the Seto Ohashi Bridge you've been waiting for.
We are finally crossing Seto Ohashi Bridge with our own eyes.
It's nice.
You said you were looking forward to it.
Yes, I did.
You said you wanted to see it.
It's fun.
We are crossing it with our own eyes.
I'm not sure about it.
Is it over?
No, it's not.
It's over.
When did we cross it?
I don't know.
Yes, yes.
Sensei, we know something.
What is it?
We bought what you like in Kasaoka.
We know you don't like kiwi dumplings.
We've been waiting for you to give us your favorite kiwi dumplings.
Please eat it.
What are you doing?
I can't eat it.
You've already eaten four of them.
Sensei.
He looks happy.
Do you like kiwi dumplings so much?
So, Shikoku is...
Tokushima!
We're here.
We've come all the way to Tokushima! We're here.
And it's only 1 degree Celsius!
1 degree Celsius?!
Where are we?!
Okay, let's do this one last time!
Let's do it.
It's...
It's tough!
My body can't take it!
Show me your board!
We didn't go to Sapporo, did we?
No, we didn't.
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait a minute!
1!
Shindaitokkyu, Seto!
Tokyo!
2!
Shinya bus, 3 times in a row, Eddiego, Tokyo!
3!
Last train, Chitose...
That's it?!
We're...
We're not gonna make it.
What?!
I don't know...
For now, Tokyo!
Okay! For now, Tokyo!
For now, Honshu is 4th, Utsushio is 24th, Okayama...
Are we going back?!
Just now?!
Let's go!
5!
Another island tour, Awaji Island!
No way!
We're at our limit!
One night in Tokushima!
What should I do?!
6!
What should I do?!
I don't approve of anything else!
If you insist, I'll say 3.
3, 6...
3, 6! 3, 6!
Go ahead!
I'll say 3, 6.
Okay!
Let's go!
Let's go quickly!
What will we get?!
Quickly!
What will we get?!
Leave that to me!
Down!
What?!
4?!
It's 1 night!
Really?!
It's 6!
Look!
We did it!
Man, I can finally sleep in a car!
It's my first time sleeping in a car on this show.
Except for the ferry!
It's a dream come true
What are you doing here?
We're in Tokushima.
What are you going to do in Tokushima?
It's no good here.
There's a live red sea.
It's not good.
Let's go back.
We have to go back.
Are you going to do this?
But it's a journey like that.
Is it decided?
It's a chance time.
As expected of you.
Look, it's finally coming out.
It's dangerous.
Thank you.
It's a chance time.
It's going to come out.
It's 8:25.
We're going to Tokushima Airport.
Chitose.
1, 2, 3.
These are all.
4.
It's still okay.
It's still okay in Osaka.
If you say 4, you have to go to Osaka.
5.
Honshu's southernmost Wakayama.
If you say this, it's no good.
It's no good.
It's dangerous.
6.
Shikoku's southernmost Dankoji.
Is it dangerous?
We bet our fate.
1, 2, 3.
Please.
What are you saying?
Why do you have to say it?
I don't like it.
What will come out?
I'll do it in the morning.
Dan!
Tango!
Dan!
Thank you for boarding on the South Coast Tokushima Shuttle Line Soleil today.
How did you like it?
The second best journey.
We went around Japan again.
I bought some souvenirs for you tonight.
First of all, this is a Kuidore doll I bought in Kobe.
I also bought this in Saeki, Oita.
And this is a white Shijima picture frame in Seto Inland Sea.
I'm sure you will travel again in the future.
In that case, we will give you a set of dice.
Of course, we will also give you a set of Meiji dice caramels.
If you want it, please send us a lot.
The address is listed now.
I think you can apply more and more and eat more and more.
OK?