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Good evening. How about Wednesday? It is classic.
Well, from today, we will return to the original version and enjoy the old video as it is.
No, it's a nostalgic video, but how about it?
That's right. We are very nostalgic, so I feel like I don't want you to see it.
Well, in a sense, at the beginning of the program, you were still a college student.
That's right.
You are now over 30 years old.
Yes.
In a sense, you are in your best 20s.
Yes.
Why don't you look back at it with everyone in the West?
That's right.
It is a classic of that kind of making.
That's right.
Yes.
Well, another highlight is that you were in your 30s and why you have come this far.
I think that is also one of the highlights of this program.
That may be so.
I hope you can see where you broke up.
Yes.
Well, let's rewind back to November 1996.
Yes.
This is the work for you tonight.
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It's pitch black!
It's terrible!
I can see it! Oh, it's this!
It's really bad!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, wait!
If it's like this, I'll get off around here.
No!
That's why I hate TV!
Will it be okay?
Who can get in such a place?!
Oh, wait!
I got it!
Are you there, Hokkaido?!
I'm not there!
Why are you going that way?!
No, no, I'll fix it in this hour!
Hey, hey, hey!
I thought you were crazy!
You followed me all the way here?!
- Oizumi. - Yes?
Kiss.
Good evening.
- It's started at the aquarium. - It's started.
- I don't know why, but... - Yes?
- This time... - Yes?
- With that beat... - Yes?
- Our love... - Ah...
- Right? - May have blossomed.
- Our distance... - Yes.
- Was very close. - It was close.
- Is that what you meant with "kiss"? - Yes.
Please don't do it again!
Why?
I don't like it.
When this show started, I kissed you quite a lot.
What are you depressed about?
You'll come out like this again.
I don't like it.
- You went on a trip again, didn't you? - I went on a trip.
Let's watch it.
I don't like it.
Hey, let me ask you.
What?
What are we going to do today?
I haven't asked you yet.
Oh, I see.
I don't like it.
What?
You woke up early without a reason.
I woke up early.
I'm not sleeping.
So, what are we going to do tonight?
Since October, you've been traveling around the world and picking up various things.
However, you realized one fact.
It's strange.
What is it?
It's you.
What is it?
Actually, Yoh Oizumi says you are "ji".
I'm not saying this on TV.
I'm sorry, but I'm "ji".
I'm "ji".
Do you want me to show you my butt hole?
It's covered.
So, you realized it.
While I was traveling, I said it without thinking.
At a station waiting room in Shin-Osaka.
I've heard from many people that "ji" is a very painful disease.
It's terrible.
So, Yoh Oizumi, I'll cure you of "ji".
I don't want it, Yoh Oizumi.
Do you want me to cure you of "ji"?
Take a look at this.
Yoh Oizumi's "Touji no Tabi".
We will go around the hot spring as much as we can for 24 hours.
It's ridiculous.
Why did we come up with this project?
Why did we come up with "Touji no Tabi"?
So, this time...
Your face...
Yoh Oizumi has cured of "ji"!
I'll cure you of "ji"!
Why don't you say something? It's your project.
What is it?
Well, anyway...
What is it?
It's four in the morning.
What's wrong with you?
As expected of...
What is it?
Yoh Oizumi...
Please don't go on a trip at that time!
It's four in the morning!
Please don't go in spring!
I haven't had a meeting with the host yet, so I'm not going to use this look...
I'm not going to use it!
Your shoes...
Your shoes, too!
No, my boots!
I'm not going to use them!
By the way, didn't you know about this guild?
This is a guild!
Then, please drive.
Because I'm going to drive!
This high-s!
Why?
Give me a driver!
It's my project, but I don't know about it!
I'm doing it for you!
I'm going to sleep in there!
Do that much!
That much...
But it's hard to ride!
It's a fundamental thing, but...
What kind of blood is it?
What?
What kind of blood is it?
I don't know, but...
My guess is...
Your guess is...
Didn't you get a blood test?
I didn't!
What? You didn't?
You didn't?
I didn't!
I think...
It's Iboji blood!
Double?
I saw it once...
There's mucus coming out!
From outside!
What's that, Oizumi-kun?
No such thing!
But shouldn't you go to the hospital?
Well...
If you're going to the hospital...
There's no point in this project!
That's right...
Should we go to the hospital for the last project?
No!
Then take me to the hospital now!
It's faster that way!
- Where are we going? - What?
- Where are we going? - Hot springs.
I knew you'd say that.
- Let's go to No. 5 Hot Springs for now. - No. 5 Hot Springs?
Oh, but don't take the high speed train.
It costs money.
Hey, hey, hey!
I asked you to use my money!
- For now, please. - Okay.
How do you get there in No. 5 Hot Springs?
"How do you get there in No. 5 Hot Springs?" Oh, you're weak at geography!
Good morning!
So, we're here.
You look well.
It's like a fresh morning.
It is. It's getting brighter.
It's getting brighter and brighter because I was watching!
It's been two and a half hours since we left.
It's 6 and a half in the morning.
You were sleeping again!
What?
You were sleeping!
You were the first one to talk to me with caution.
I'm cautious even now.
No, you're cautious now.
I'm tired and cold.
It's terrible here.
It's a hot spring that miraculously cures diseases.
I think my throat will be cured with this.
I see.
Anyway, we have to go in and see.
Let's go in and see.
Let's go.
It's cold!
It's really cold!
I don't like it.
I don't like it, either.
Me, neither.
I don't know why we're in here.
Are we soldiers or what?
What's this?
You look embarrassed.
Well then, Yo-chan.
Yes, yes.
Earlier we went to the Yakushi Onsen in Niseko.
Yes.
Yes, it was pretty warm.
It was warm and...
That's a puddle of water!
Now that we're here, you know...
Yo-chan might get better, but...
Yes.
I might know how to say it, but I'm starting to have a nosebleed.
You know...
This is bad!
Please be careful, Mr. Yoshizuri!
The next day...
This is bad!
Look! Look!
You're so loud!
This is bad!
Well then, we're back!
This is...
Futamata Radium Onsen!
Huh?
Didn't you say you wanted to go to Iwaburo?
I did say Iwaburo.
What's up?
I'll put up a fence for you.
It says, "Please wait for a while."
Huh?
Come on in.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
You're cleaning up!
You can't just barge in like that!
Put your butt in it!
I don't have it!
Okabe-san, we just entered the hot spring.
How is it?
It's pretty good.
Really?
It's pretty good.
So, we just came out of Futamata Hot Spring.
Then, we came out of Oshamanbe.
We drove along the Pacific Ocean and the Bay of Gales.
Then we entered the inland ocean again.
We just came out of Kumaiji and we were at the sea.
That was the Japan Sea.
We just saw the sea for a moment and we're entering the inland ocean again.
It's scary.
That's right.
It's called Hiratanai Hot Spring.
This hot spring has a river?
There's a river and there's a hole next to it.
It's 1km away from the hot spring.
It's 1km away.
Is that what it says?
It's 1km away.
What kind of place is it?
What did you say?
There's a hole next to the river?
I can't imagine it!
There's a hole next to the river!
Can we go in there?
It's amazing!
What is it?
Isn't it there?
I don't like it!
What is it?
Touch it. It's warm.
It's not warm.
What is it?
It looks like sea urchin.
Do you like it?
I like it.
We're going to go down this area.
I see.
Is it still over there in the parking lot?
Yes, it is.
I see.
This is Hiratanai Onsen.
What?
This is Hiratanai Onsen.
You just said it.
I didn't say it.
This is Hiratanai Onsen.
You just said it.
This is a strange onsen.
There is a hole next to the river.
We're going to go down there.
Hiratanai Onsen.
We went down to the parking lot.
But a strange old woman came in.
No, no, no.
She came in with a strange face.
No, no, no.
She said "stop".
"We have a passenger".
She said "we have to wait".
I asked her "can we come in?"
She said "no way".
We have time.
Speaking of onsen, we should eat onsen egg.
How is it?
We can eat onsen egg for sure.
Let's make it.
Put onsen egg on it.
It looks good.
Staff is waiting up there.
Can we?
"No, we don't shoot".
"Please".
She said "no way".
"No way"?
"Come on, you!" "No, I can't." "No, I can't." "I don't want to go there anymore."
"It's a terrible place." "What are you talking about?" "What?"
At first, we were not hit, so we thought there was a open-air bath here.
"There is." "No, we haven't shot it yet."
"And then, we went there." "Actually, we are on TV."
"How about it?" "Well, um..."
Could you turn on the TV camera until we move?
"What did you say?" "Could you turn on the TV camera until we move?"
"Well, um..." "Could you turn on the TV camera until we move?"
"It's a holiday." "Yes, it is."
"Could you turn on the TV camera for 30 minutes?" "30 minutes?"
Of course, we still have a lot of places to go.
That's why I don't like TV.
Well, it's not good.
It's not good for TV.
We should evacuate.
"How about a hot spring egg?" "A hot spring egg?"
There is always a plan for such a situation.
"Where is your hat?" "I left it here."
"Oh, no." "I left it here to escape."
"Thank you for watching." "Thank you for watching."
"You didn't say 'nice to meet you'." "You didn't say 'nice to meet you'."
Here is a hot spring egg.
It's been a long time since I ate it.
I think it's done.
You're getting excited.
Feel yourself low.
"Oh, it's beautiful." "Oh, it's beautiful."
Thank you for it.
"Is it good?" "It's good."
Thank you for watching.
While we were sleeping, we came to this place.
It is 30km away from Hakodate, Hokkaido.
It is east bridge of Kameda Peninsula.
East bridge of Kameda Peninsula?
It is Todohokke Village.
Todohokke Village?
Yes.
Where is it?
It is a river.
There was a hot spring next to the river.
Yes, there was.
Now we are next to the sea.
You can see it by looking at it.
It is a big sea rose.
You can see the sea from this hot spring.
Let's go to fix it.
I almost forgot it.
I forgot to fix it.
It is east bridge of Kameda Peninsula.
Let's go to fix it.
Let's go.
There is always steam coming out of this hot spring.
That's right.
We are getting closer to the sea.
There is sea water coming out of this hot spring.
Because of the tsunami.
Is it that difficult?
There is sea water coming out of this hot spring.
Wait a minute.
That's not good.
There is sea water coming out of this hot spring.
This hot spring doesn't work anymore.
There is no steam coming out of this hot spring.
No matter how you look at it.
This is it.
What is it?
Is it a firecracker?
Look at it.
No, no, no.
This is not a joke.
Even if you look down, this is the sea.
This is not a joke.
Who can enter such a place?
How's it going, Oshii?
The last thing I went in was the sea.
Not a hot spring.
The sea!
Wait, wait.
Even if you go in the sea, you won't get better.
No, no, no.
That's what I think.
I just had a dream.
Yes.
Well, I'm the president now.
Look!
Look at this!
I don't know if it's because of that trip.
I think we should go in on the left.
On the left?
Before we wait for our turn, we should go in on the left for the next traffic light.
We went in a lot of places, but not all of them were good.
Including problems with time.
Right.
Not all of them were perfect.
Right.
Not all of them were perfect, but not all of them were perfect.
There were a lot of problems.
There were a lot of ups and downs.
You don't feel refreshed.
I don't feel refreshed.
Especially you, Oizumi-kun.
Me?
I'm getting scolded by a lot of people.
Right.
That's why I don't like TV!
I'm getting scolded on behalf of the TV industry.
Right.
How's it going?
Well...
Not yet?
This is on the left.
Is this on the left?
Yes, it is.
Which way do we go now?
Didn't it say just now?
Kitafuto?
Ferry?
Hey, wait!
You're good at...
Ferry?!
Hey, hey, hey!
The next episode of "Water Swim Audition" is...
24 Hours of Fighting, Part 2 of The Journey of Fighting
At the hot spring in Hokkaido, Oizumi couldn't feel his blood.
Finally, he crossed the Sugarkai River and went to Hakkoda-san, Aomori in the rain.
His goal is to cure all people's blood.
A mysterious steam, "Manjuufukachi".
Where is their final destination?
There are only seven hours left.
Oizumi, who fights for a group of people, is the last one to see it.
How about next Wednesday?
- Oizumi. - Yes?
- How is your butt now? - It's fine.
- How about your lung capacity? - It's fine.
- Is hot spring really effective? - It's perfect.
- Really? I'm glad you like it. - Yes.
- Are you itchy? - No, I'm fine.
Next week will be even better.
Next week, we'll show you something completely different.
- What do you mean by "something different"? - It'll be different from the first half.
Well...
I guess it will be.
- I didn't mean it like that. - I see.
Well, it's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.
- I don't think it's a bad thing. - Then it's okay.
- See you next week, Oizumi. - Okay.
- See you next week, everyone. Bye! - Bye!
A new morning begins like always.
That's the way I want to live.
I want to live and live.