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The latest work of "Suiyo-do-de-shou" is "Delto".
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Good evening, I am Takayuki Suzuri.
I am Yo-de Oizumi.
"Suiyo-do-de-shou" is a historical work that spans
more than 21 years and has never set foot on land before.
It is Africa.
"Suiyo-do-de-shou" is the latest work of 2013.
"The First Africa" is the second work.
Today, we will watch it with 18,000 people
who have gathered at the venue of "Suiyo-do-de- shou" festival.
Are you ready?
Yes!
"The First Africa" is the second work.
It is a near start.
Good morning.
After leaving Japan, I would like to start my journey in Nairobi for the first time in Africa.
Thank you for your time.
First of all, if you come to Africa, you should go to a place with an African style.
You will talk to me, won't you?
Yes.
I understand.
A barber shop?
Why do you go to a barber shop?
You said you wanted to go to a barber shop.
I wanted to go to a barber shop, but you told me to go to a barbershop.
Which barbershop do you go to?
I don't know.
You said you would go to a barbershop.
I have seen you go to a barbershop.
If you have seen me go to a barbershop, I would go there, too.
Don't say that.
If you go to a barbershop, you should go to a barbershop.
You said you wouldn't go to a barbershop if you had a good haircut and a good place.
If you have a good haircut, can you have a good place?
Yes.
Then I will go there tomorrow.
If you have a good haircut, you should go there.
If you have a bad haircut, you should say "no".
You will definitely get scolded by the barbershop.
You said you wanted to go to a barbershop in an African style.
I don't mind if you say that.
If you guys want to do it, I don't need it.
You said you wanted to go, but you said you wanted to do it, so I thought you didn't need me anymore and waited for you.
You and me are not a Dachou collaboration.
You and me don't do it, but you and me do it.
Then go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
It's like I'm killing myself.
No, not at all.
You two, you two, right?
If you don't do it, I'll give you a look at it.
I'll do it. I'll say it with motivation.
I'll have a book and go out.
Then let's go.
Please advertise the book.
Let's go.
It seems to be there.
That's it.
Is it that country's roof?
That's it.
Oh, it's cool.
It's Mr. Cubs.
Isn't it a store for Mr. Cubs?
It's good, isn't it?
But looking at the city, I think...
Anyway, this country's men's hairstyle is one.
It's one.
I don't say it's one.
Men's hairstyle is one.
Oh, it's this.
Jumbo.
This country has only one hairstyle.
Is it only one?
Isn't it possible to say only one?
Black.
Light black.
It's very dark.
It's here.
Oh, it's cool.
It's cool.
Come here, Prickly.
Sir.
Yes, sir.
American style.
What did you say?
American style.
There's only one American style.
Did you say it?
I said it.
There's only one American style.
It's not just white car.
There's no fine details in white car.
It's coming.
Oh, no, no, no.
What's wrong with you, mister?
It's about 5cm shorter than me.
Really?
Oh, no, no.
I've never seen this cut before in Japan.
What's wrong?
You just cut my ear.
Is barricade fast?
I'll do it.
It's 9 o'clock.
I want to see barricade.
Yes.
I think it's a real barricade.
Yes, it is.
Barricade is installed.
Is it?
Yes, it is.
I don't know why I should introduce barricade in Africa.
It's amazing.
The back is straight, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's straight, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Oh, it's moving.
It's moving again.
It's moving at great speed.
What did you order, Maki-kun?
I don't know what you're talking about, Maki!
Oh, I finally got my own barricade!
Huh?
No, it's okay. I'm straightening it out.
You're straightening it out?!
You're kidding me, right?
The moment you hold the barricade, there's no sense of stability.
Oh, it's pretty good! I got a nice lift!
The barricade gave me a nice lift.
Why are you and this manager doing this?
Oh, I'm so round now.
I left a little bit of the top part, but it's round now!
It's getting rounder and rounder.
It's like a gobugari.
I'm so round now.
Wow, I'm straightening it out.
What's that?
I'm straightening it out.
Are you okay, Furimaru-kun?
I'm straightening it out!
You can't hold it up with a stick, can you?
I think it's not looking good.
It's not looking good.
It's not looking good!
You don't know what you're doing.
It's not looking good!
It's like you're in Venice.
Oizumi Sensei is on sale now!
I'm sorry.
This is terrible.
Why can you only hear me over there?
You can't hear me, can you?
It's coming.
Huh? Huh?
How is it?
What?
Is it really okay?
What?
Is it really okay?
Are you okay?
Who are you?
I'm Yoizumi.
You said you were Doretto, but are you wearing something?
No, I'm not saying I'm Doretto, but I'm just trying to get something out of me.
I'm very busy.
Are you very busy?
You haven't dried it for a day, have you?
No, I haven't.
If you dry it, you'll get a lot of volume.
But you're all wet now.
You're all wet now.
Why can't you dry your face?
I don't know.
You can't say "finished" like that.
This is the best in Africa.
The latest.
Yoizumi Essay.
It was released in 2016.
It's on sale now!
Yoizumi Essay
He's really straight now.
The firewood is amazing.
It's really funny.
My manager is also straight now.
He's straight now.
Announcement, please.
Yoizumi Essay, which was released in 2016, is now on sale!
Thank you very much.
Next time we'll do it in front of lions.
We're at a very modern supermarket now.
We're going on a safari tomorrow.
We bought a lot of drinks.
And Yoizumi's eyes...
UV rays are strong.
We will continue our business in Argentina.
We are connected.
Do you have only one lens?
It's like an eel.
It's not an eel.
It's a rare creature.
It's not like that.
It's like an eel.
It's like Sylvester Stallone.
No, it's like an eel.
It's like a cobra, right?
It's like an eel.
It's not like an eel.
It's okay now.
We will go to a national park in Nairobi.
It's a giraffe center.
A giraffe center?
We will go to a giraffe center.
You can see giraffes.
It's just a beginning.
It's like a semi-wild area.
Giraffes come to eat food.
Giraffes live in normal forests.
There is such a place near this big city.
I'm not an eel.
Don't call me an eel.
Call me a cobra.
What?
Call me a cobra.
Are you Moizumi?
What are you talking about?
You have a completely different hairstyle.
Are you Moizumi?
Is this a swimming pool?
You have a completely different hairstyle.
The person behind me is also wild.
It's good.
It's a new definition of a military trip.
I'm going to the hotel first.
It's a new military style.
It's a military style of travel.
I also forgot my own hairstyle.
I laugh every time I see you.
Your knees are very straight.
All of you are like that.
Our military.
You said that this store was crowded.
But you didn't say military.
That store was crowded.
Only a few customers went there.
You didn't say military.
This is our first day in military.
First, we'll see a giraffe.
Right, eels?
It's not an eel.
It's a cobra.
We're here.
It says "giraffe center".
Oh, we're in.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Wow.
There you are.
Wow.
Look behind you.
But I wonder what it is.
It's facing the same direction.
It's facing.
It's not raining much.
It's not moving.
Maybe.
There are so many.
It's raining heavily as soon as we arrived.
It's raining heavily.
It was raining earlier.
It was raining.
I want it to come closer.
It was coming this far when we came here by car.
It was coming.
It's raining now.
If it stops raining, it will come back.
It will come back.
If you want to see it, you will stop seeing it.
It depends on how you feel.
What are you looking at?
I'm looking at it.
You're looking at it.
What are you doing?
Take a Kirin.
How do you like it?
It's raining heavily and I'm drinking Kirin.
My glass is getting bigger and bigger.
I'm happy that I came all the way to Africa.
My glass is getting bigger and bigger.
They are looking in the same direction.
Why do they look in the same direction?
Because they are social animals.
If one of them looks to the right, all of them look to the same direction.
They have sociality.
You are anti-social, Kirin.
Look, one of them is anti-social.
They are coming out.
Anti-socialists are coming out.
If one of them looks to the right, all of them look to the same direction.
They are not moving yet.
He is the only one.
He is just turning his back.
He is being swallowed up by anti-socialism.
Look at him.
He is being swallowed up by anti-socialism.
He will turn his back later.
You will realize it.
You will realize that you are facing the wrong direction.
You came all the way to Africa and you are filming a TV show.
Look at him.
There is only anti-socialism here.
Everyone is looking to the left.
If everyone comes from Africa, everyone tries to catch giraffes.
Only the African giraffe has a croissant and is laughing.
Oh, two of them!
A giraffe that was opposed to the others.
Will the opposition be separated from the flock?
Huh? Huh? Huh? We're in opposition, aren't we?
- We are, aren't we? - He's been swallowed up.
Opposition is something that gets swallowed up by opposition.
Yes, there's no opposition at all now.
You know it was wrong of me to come to Africa and take off my sunglasses, right?
- I'm taking off my kirin. - You're taking off your kirin.
- They're definitely not coming here. - No, they're not.
- Then let's eat and drink some beer. - Yeah, let's drink some beer and have some kirin.
- You said it again. - I'm glad you took off your sunglasses.
- That's what you mean. - I'm glad you took off your sunglasses.
They're coming. They're coming. They're coming.
Oh, as expected of opposition.
They've been fighting back.
- Oh, they're coming. - Oh, oh, oh!
- How is it, Mr. Amakawa? - Oh, I don't like it at all.
- Oh, man! - Wow, wow, wow!
- Wow, wow, wow!
- We highly recommend it for sale! - What's that?
- Highly recommend it for sale! - Oh, a boar!
- Ah, a boar! - Oh, it's true!
- It's a boar, it's a boar! - Wow, wow, wow!
- It's a boar! - It has a great fang!
- It's got a big fang. - That's ridiculous!
It's amazing!
You can't see it, can you?
It's on sale now!
I can't cut this one, either.
It's in! It's in!
It's in here.
It's in!
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
Hmm...
Oh!
Hey!
Can you do such a thing?
It's a lion. It's a lion.
It's a lion.
Oh, it's here.
Oh!
It's Mr. again.
Wow!
Wow, it's independent.
Hey, don't you think it's okay to cut cows, too?
What are you talking about?
Isn't it normal now?
It's beer.
You like it, don't you?
Hahahahahaha.
I like it.
Bye! Good morning!
Good morning.
It's the second day of our trip to Africa.
It's 12th February.
We're finally leaving Nairobi and going on a safari trip.
We're going to travel from Kenya to Tanzania across the border.
We are in Nairobi now.
This is the border.
We will cross the border and go to Alusha.
We crossed the border 5 or 6 hours ago.
We were told about Africa.
There are animals and big trees.
Is it Serengeti Pagan?
It's like that.
Don't ask me about details.
I don't know.
I made a mistake earlier.
I don't know anything.
It's good.
It's fixed.
It's easy to walk.
It's easy to move.
It's fixed in the back.
It's fixed and round.
It's written "malt".
It's...
Seta.
It's Seta.
It's an easy-to-move style in Africa.
It's a suggestion.
It's a suggestion, isn't it?
Yes, it's a suggestion.
Africans don't wear Seta.
What do you think of it?
It's said to be the charisma of travel.
It's a suggestion.
Don't ask me about it.
No, no.
I've never heard of charisma of travel.
When you say charisma of travel...
I feel like my hands are blue just by touching them.
Are they dyed blue?
Do they get really old?
Yes, they do.
I should have washed them once.
I don't have time for that.
I'm already here.
Really?
Shall we go?
Anyway, we're going to Alisha today.
We haven't seen it yet, have we?
I don't think we can see it now.
Let's go.
It's a beautiful tool.
It doesn't look like an African tool at all.
When did you buy it?
It looks like a safari tool.
It's a little wider now.
It's wide and straight road.
What's up?
Trouble?
What's up?
No, no, no.
What's up?
No, no, no.
Punk?
One more time!
What's up?
No, no, no.
What's up?
You're a punk.
It'll take about 20 minutes.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
There's so much dirt on my shoes. It's really hard to walk.
What are you talking about?
Don't ever change your shoes.
You like your shoes, don't you?
No, no. This is a uniform.
When you go abroad, you wear a uniform. When you go to Africa, you wear a uniform.
Baseball players don't take off their spikes, do they?
I don't know about that.
Baseball players don't wear spikes other than on the field, do they?
It's our brand, isn't it?
Africa's first.
You're not used to Africa at all. You haven't gotten used to it yet.
I'm telling you not to change your shoes.
I'm telling you to wear those shoes.
Not at all.
Why do you wear a uniform in Africa and go to Samuei?
Do you sell this as goods?
Tell me it's comfortable.
I don't think I'm suitable for Africa right now.
Setta and Samuei are...
No, no, no.
Shall we get in?
Shall we go?
We won't be surprised if you wear a uniform.
If you were a regular Japanese customer, you'd be in a hurry, wouldn't you?
You'd be like, "I can't do it anymore."
We won't be surprised like that.
We won't say, "Hey, hey, hey," will we?
I don't know.
Our brand is still better than Africa's.
I'd like to be surprised.
What's that?
Gazelle.
Look at me.
You're too surprised.
It's like a deer, isn't it?
It's a deer.
Can you see a gazelle as rotten as it is now?
It's rotten.
Really?
It's rotten.
Really?
Like impala.
I want to eat impala.
I see.
Is it already coming out?
We watched it together with fans.
How was it?
It's rotten.
Like this, it's a very popular latest work for fans.
Please look forward to it next week.
So, it's rotten.