AISubs v3.4
"Monobots A-Kanji" Special Room!
New characters and new works are all here!
The legend of "Monobots A-Kanji" is now called "God A-Land"!
Downtown's "Monobots A-Kanji" is now called "God A-Land"!
This time, we have two of them!
We've added new members.
This is amazing!
Most of them are new.
Most of them are new, but most of them are new.
This broadcast is brought to you by CREA Science and the sponsors you see here.
Now we'll introduce the two cars.
First, as you know, "Down Town"!
"Imada Kouji" and "Igashi no Kouji" have joined us for this broadcast.
As expected, they're the ones we're talking about!
"130R" "Kibura Yuuichi"
New members! "Amehari Tesshisai" "Chihara Kyodai"
"Kiai no Jyuden" "Fujii Takashi" "Hokohikko"
Lastly, "Don Doko Don"!
"Monobots A-Kanji" is now called "God A-Land"!
Now!
Let's start with this one!
I want you to do it one more time!
This time, for the two hours we did it,
the internet and "ohagaki" were all "I want you to do it one more time!"
I think we got a lot of "content".
This is surprisingly difficult.
Once again, you feel like you've done it all, right?
Even if you do it one more time,
even if you say the same thing,
in the end it will be a rerun broadcast.
Well, well, well, I tried it, but there's nothing wrong with it.
I'm just a genius!
Now, let's start with this one!
"Goremiya"!
This is the old "ohagaki".
This is the new "ohagaki".
Well, if you look at this, it's not "goremiya" at all!
At this point.
It's changed a lot, hasn't it?
It's changed, hasn't it?
At first it's a little different, hasn't it?
Maruki, you have a tire mask, don't you?
You're like a waitress now!
Takashi! Takashi!
I'm in love with a girl called Takashi.
I'm going to bed with her again tonight.
Takashi!
What is it?
There's something I haven't told you yet.
I'm sorry for not telling you.
But... before I meet you...
What? What's wrong?
No, it's nothing. What?
Long time no see!
How many years has it been?
How many years has it been? How many years has it been?
Four years.
Ah, Takashi.
Who's this?
The one who got married.
Husband's Takashi.
Ah, it's your husband!
That's right. What is it?
I don't know.
Wait a minute. What is it?
You don't know about me and him?
I don't know. It's nothing.
You don't know?
I don't know.
You don't know about me and him?
No, I don't know about you and him.
I don't know about you and him.
Wait a minute! Stop it, Yukko!
No, no, it's nothing.
It hurts! It hurts!
Why is he like this?
What?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
I don't know!
Green Ranger!
Let me ride it!
All five of you!
Green Ranger!
Now, run!
Run!
Stop it!
Run!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's been a while, but...
Um...
I'm Green Ranger.
Um... you look behind you for a second.
Behind you.
Let me ride it!
Let me ride it like that night!
Wait, you...
Um... you...
Red Ranger!
You?
Green Ranger!
Green Ranger?
What?
Green Ranger?
That's crazy!
Um... I was thinking about balance.
About what?
Green Ranger.
Green Ranger is crazy, too!
Green Ranger!
No, I mean...
Um...
Red is Red Ranger, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
And blue is blue Ranger, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'm the only one who got a "d" and not a green "d".
I'm Green Ranger.
I want you to say it properly.
I have something to say.
Say it!
What is it?
Deep Green Ranger!
Originally... Green Ranger!
Do you have a little bit of time?
Last night, when I was thinking of what to wear, I happened to see a black trainer...
Deep Green Ranger!
You're kidding me!
Deep Green Ranger!
Why aren't you wearing black or yellow?
The theme is "planning to leave the country".
So I'm going to take care of green.
Why are you making fun of me? Don't make fun of me!
If I do it, you'll make fun of me, won't you?
Basically, you will, won't you?
Well, you know... as a pretense, you know?
Don't you think it's weird for me to come out of nowhere and do this?
Huh?
No... green!
It's connected, isn't it?
So, you know... I'd like you to do it.
Well, you know... I'm a "somehow ranger" who helps people, so it's different.
Even if I say "let's go" in green...
It's weird.
It's weird, you know?
There must have been a way of thinking, like "I chose this picture myself and it turned out like this", but...
It's completely different, isn't it?
That's ridiculous! You should say it yourself! You're the leader, right?
If you're red.
Yes.
You shouldn't say it!
Let me get together and say, "You're wrong!"
Yes.
You don't have to do the laundry like that today.
Yes.
Your personality.
No, my personality is different!
You're right, really.
Your stomach is really...
You shouldn't cover it up with anything!
But I...
If you dress up nicely for me, I can say, "Damn it!" like this!
That's right, but for now, it's been a while, so fight me!
Hey!
Let me hit you!
Green Ranger!
It's fine, it's fine.
Go home.
How many times do I have to say it? I've said it before!
Let me get together with you!
Hey, what color do you want to wear?
Your stomach is really...
It doesn't matter!
Go home!
You won't fight me?
Go home!
That's weird, weird, weird.
It's only you, but I can't help it if I fight you.
You're the bad guy!
Hey!
You're the leader, aren't you?!
Hey!
Green Ranger!
Hey!
You're the leader, aren't you?!
Go away!
Stop it!
You don't get it, do you?!
If you don't mind me saying it, then stop it!
It's been a while since I did it.
I wish I could do it a little more.
Like this.
Right?
Ah...
Go home, go home.
Go home!
How are you?
Are you okay?
Ah...
Go home!
Is the guitar alright?!
This is what I'm talking about!
I want you to do it one more time!
Did you see it?
This is the 23rd episode of Kanto Broadcast.
23rd?!
I found out for the first time when I saw this material.
You're from Oklahoma, aren't you?
I'm from Oklahoma.
You go to various places for parties every time.
You go to parties every time, don't you?
It says "behind-the-scenes" here, but did you skip any of the stories?
You know, I was young back then, so I was a gambler, right?
And now, you know, I'm starting to show off a little, aren't I?
No, you don't have to.
You don't have to.
May I come in?
Well, I have to go to Nara's party today.
Today's party is...
Well, today's party is...
Everyone is American.
So, if I bring Japanese sweets, Johnny and Dip will be very happy.
So, what I want to ask you today is...
What are the three elements of Japanese sweets?
The sweetness of Japanese sweets and...
The sweetness of Japanese sweets, you idiot!
Hold it!
Listen up!
Laughter is a personal play, but it's not a team play in Japan!
What are you talking about?
Don't say something sleepy!
Does it make sense?
Does it make sense, you idiot?
So, hurry up!
We don't have much time!
That's right.
When it comes to Japanese sweets, it's good to have red bean paste in it.
There's something red bean paste in it, right?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
We don't have much time, so hurry up!
There's something red bean paste in it!
Is it really okay for me to wear this old and wrinkled clothes?
That's right.
Like this, right?
I'll wear it like this, right?
And I'll wear it like this, right?
What did you do?
You wore this kind of clothes, you idiot!
What the hell are you talking about?!
It's old fashion!
Take it away!
Where did you put it?!
I want to know what kind of box it was!
Are you stupid?!
That's not true!
Why do Americans have to buy Japanese sweets and dance with axes?!
That's crazy!
I don't know what's in it!
You don't know anything, do you?!
I'm going to have you denied from here as well!
Um, speaking of me, should I say something about Yohkan?
The Americans have this hotdog-like sense of longing for a long time...
I don't long for it, but you brought me something like that!
Shut up, you!
You're such a useless Japanese, really!
If you hadn't done it earlier and said you didn't have time, I would have said it many times!
Ah, Yohkan brought me...
Ah, this brings back memories!
About Hokuto?
Ah, I'm really into him!
He's a bit of a trendsetter... Hidepuu!
Or something like that...
You're already dead!
What?!
Ah, you're really talking about me?!
Wait, where are you going?!
You don't have to be so surprised!
Ah, Kochi Kameyan!
I'm still doing this!
Ah, this brings back memories!
It's only the beginning!
Ryo-san's face is a bit different...
Ah, this brings back memories!
I didn't think it would go up to 120 later!
Ah, this brings back memories!
Hmm? What is this?
Hmm?
It's not Yohkan...
It's Yonkan!
You're...
Let's look back and think about it!
This Yonkan...
Um, you know...
Maybe Yohkan didn't bring it up?
Yeah...
The sixth Yonkan hit you!
Right now...
The fifth Yonkan of anger...
Is coming at you!
Right?!
And because you touched my anger...
It's over for good!
What are you going to do on the third day of the tournament?
And...
There's no second round.
I mean, there was a second round of the World Cup.
But I'm worried about the little ones.
I don't like the sound of it closing.
Who do you think you are?
It's not the time for you to ask your sister for her phone number!
Did you hear that?
That's enough!
That's enough of that!
You know...
Americans like to eat like a snack.
We say "alale" right?
We like "alale"!
Everybody likes it!
You know...
I've met so many people who don't like "alale".
So I want them to bring me "alale" as soon as possible.
That's harsh.
This is a very good situation.
This is like whether we win or lose.
It's like a turning point.
If you can do it, you should do it.
Do you want me to do it?
I don't like this!
I don't like this at all!
I can't do an air check!
I really wanted you to drink this!
Get out of my way!
That's enough! I don't understand you at all!
Bring me that! That... Imagawayaki!
That's enough! I don't have much time!
Bring me Imagawayaki!
Get out of my way!
What did you say?
It doesn't matter!
That's it! That's it!
This! Put it like this!
Hello?
I'm sorry, prosecutor.
I really can't go today.
There's a break.
That... Imagawayaki...
Not Imagawayaki...
Imakara-yaki-ya-ne!
I really like you!
Imakara-yaki-ya-ne!
It's sad but I can't!
Imagawayaki-ya-ne!
It's sad but I can't!
Imagawayaki-ya-ne!
New Work
This is it!
Jun Hamada-kun, isn't it?
New Work
Yes, we have a new work!
Until now, we have only seen what we have done.
This time, it is a new work.
It is a new work.
Well...
This is...
Well...
This is good, isn't it?
This is interesting.
This is good, isn't it?
This is well done, isn't it?
Yes.
The staff did their best, didn't they?
Yes, the staff did their best.
New Work
It's Hiro!
So small!
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I got you earlier.
You're Gyo Hamada, right?
Yes.
Do you remember me?
Oh, no.
Oh, you don't remember me.
Huh?
Um...
This afternoon, you took advantage of my sense of justice, didn't you?
Oh, no.
Did you cry?
Oh, no.
Hey, what do you think of me now?
Am I small?
No.
I'm not small, right?
Yes.
Not small, but...
Oh, say it. Oh...
Say it. Oh...
Say it. Say it with me.
Oh...
You like it, don't you?
Yes.
I want you to know about it.
I'm really confused.
I'm confused.
Yes.
I want you to know about it.
Oh, yes.
I want you to know about it.
Yes.
What do you think of me?
Did you say I'm small?
Oh, no...
You were small.
Compared to what?
I mean...
Was I small compared to what?
No...
You compared me to a monster, didn't you?
Oh, yes.
But isn't it strange?
You can say a monster is too big.
If a monster wasn't too big,
if I was standing there,
I would say "oh, it's too big", wouldn't I?
Oh...
Wouldn't I?
Yes.
Wouldn't it be strange?
I'm doing nothing,
but if a monster isn't too big,
and my big and small are decided,
wouldn't I cry?
Oh... yes.
A big apple and...
a small watermelon...
Do you think I'm big?
Do you understand?
I really want to know about that
Yes
Hey, do you know my name?
No, I don't know
What do you think I am?
Something something, is that what you mean?
I knew it, you're cold
I knew it, you thought I was some kind of ultraman hero, didn't you?
Ah, yes
I'm not like that
Huh?
I'm Kamen Rider Z
So, if I'm an ultraman hero, when I transform, I get bigger, don't I?
Yes
But even if I transform, my scale doesn't change
So, as a Kamen Rider, I'm really big
I want you to know that
Yes, I know that
So, I'm invincible against monsters
But since I have a live or dead barrier, I can't hit monsters
But I don't run away
If I do, I'll cry, don't I?
Yes
That's what you're saying, isn't it?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Do you understand me now?
Yes.
Well, I've said everything I wanted to say, but...
Yes.
It doesn't make any sense.
Oh, does it?
Hamada-kun, right?
Yes.
Do you have change?
What?
Change.
What do you mean by "change"?
To be clear, it's money.
Isn't money nice?
Well, it's not like I'm in trouble because of my money, but...
Yes.
...well, you hurt me because of it, so I want you to take a risk.
Can you give me some money?
I'm sorry.
Can you give me some?
Oh, yes.
I don't have that much money.
It's enough for you to have it.
That's right.
It's enough for you to be a little depressed.
Depressed...
I only have coins.
For me, it's a lot of coins, you know.
Oh, yes.
Then, this...
Then, I won't hold back and give you more.
Yes.
Well, I'm going, but...
Yes.
Don't say too much.
You're too small for human beings.
This is what happens next!
It's like a new work!
I've done it up to this point!
Wait!
Is it true?!
You can talk to me or Hama about it!
Yes, but...
If I say it in order, of course Hama-san is the young master and I'm the director.
But if I let Hama-san do it and I'm the young master and Fujii is the director...
Hama-san will be satisfied, won't you?
If I decide it, Hama-san will be satisfied!
Hama-san will be satisfied?!
Yes!
Then Hama-san can be a member of the club!
Yes!
But, Aniki...
It's hard to say...
No!
It has nothing to do with it!
My father decided it!
What my father decided and what is opposed to it is something that can't be eaten in this world!
That's true, but...
Right?!
No, that's what my father said!
If my father decides it, I will treat it like that!
Yes!
I will go with you.
Come with me!
Let's open the door of a new era together!
Yes!
What are you doing now?!
I'm sorry.
How do you feel?!
Come on!
Didn't you do it yourself yesterday?
Yes, I'm sorry.
What are you doing here?!
Get out of here!
Now!
And...
Thank you!
Please.
Thank you!
Open the door! It's late!
Don't be lazy!
Well...
Mr. Hama...
No, Mr. Hama...
You're an idiot!
I didn't know that your position would be reversed like this!
No, no! Sit down! Sit down!
Right?!
My position has improved, but...
From now on...
No matter who I'm going to work with...
I'm going to create...
a new human relationship with them!
Right, Fujii?!
Yes! That's right!
Yes!
But you don't like it!
But I can't do anything about it!
Yes...
Because you...
are ugly!
It's 2001!
This doesn't exist!
That's true...
This is...
PUNCH PERMA!
Hey, old man! You may not know this, but I've known Hama for a long time.
Shut up!
If I came here, I would have fought with you!
What do you think?!
You're always like this.
Right?
But you know Hama better than I do.
Yes, you're right.
Hey!
Not yet!
Bro! Bro!
What?
What are you doing?
I like this guy!
But it hurts!
Right?! I don't know about you, but you're always fighting with someone with a certain strength.
You say things like this, but where does it hurt?
That's where it hurts!
But your juniors don't say it!
Right?!
I'm sorry.
I like you, old man!
W-what are you doing?
I like the feeling of your earplugs!
What?!
I've always touched your earplugs!
I've touched you a lot!
Right.
In the end, I'll put them up!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
I don't know! I want to know!
I don't know!
I love you so much, but you hurt me in the end!
I don't know!
Right?!
You're right.
That's not good.
Shut up!
I love you so much!
Stand up!
What are you doing?
Touch me! Touch me! Tell me what it is!
What are you doing?
Just say it!
You're young!
Touch me! Touch me! Tell me what it is!
I won't give up!
I won't give up now!
I won't give up!
If you say that...
I won't give up!
It hurts, doesn't it?!
It's okay.
It's okay?!
Sit down! Sit down!
I love you so much, but you hurt me in the end!
I love you...
I forgot...
I forgot what's important!
Are you okay now?
No, no! I'm sorry!
No, no! I can't forget this!
Right?!
This brings back memories!
What are you doing?
Can you get me that ballpoint pen in the back?
Get me the ballpoint pen!
Hurry up!
Get me the ballpoint pen!
Mr. Tanaka!
Brother!
What is it?!
Hold it down and laugh!
Mr. Tanaka...
Are you okay?!
I'm relieved!
No...
You know...
I'm relieved now!
Hey!
I'm sorry about everything!
No problem!
No, I mean...
Let's do it again, okay?!
Yeah...
I want to play go with you three!
No, you just made me happy!
Hey, from now on, Fujii!
Yes!
Call me "Hama" properly!
Yes!
You're older and older than me!
That's easier said than done!
Make sure you treat me properly!
Yes!
Right?!
No, no, no...
How about it?!
I don't think we should do that...
No...
We need to have a good relationship...
No!
But I'm happy with what I have now!
Huh?!
No...
If we don't have a good relationship...
We won't be able to show it to anyone!
No!
That's not true!
Yes!
Hama!
No, Hama-san!
That's not true!
Hey, you...
Can you just say it normally?
No!
But...
You're the chief and you're the director!
No!
I can say that to anyone!
But!
It's been years...
Since we've been seniors and elders!
No, of course!
No matter how much I know you...
That's what my dad said!
My dad?!
That's what my dad said!
I know!
I know, but...
Is that enough?!
What's wrong with that?
Do it, Hama!
No, no, no!
Do it under you!
Is it okay for me to end this story now?!
Under you!
Do it with all your might, Hama!
You're saying something happy, Hama!
Hama, let me do a lot of things!
You guys!
What are you going to do?!
No, I...
I'll do it, Hama!
No, you...
You will, Hama?!
Hama...
No...
But you...
Are you going to do something like that to Hama?!
Of course!
Idiot!
Hurry up and smoke a cigarette!
What?!
I've done too much...
Fujii!
Yes!
How are you doing?
Yes!
Well, well, well...
But now I'm perfectly fine!
Is that so?
Now...
Right?
I can proudly call you "mother"!
Yes!
Let's go to Kirimori together!
Let's go!
Well, well, well...
I'm glad, I'm glad!
It's strange... it's strange!
Mr. Imada!
Tamago-san!
The fire of a cigarette is lit by someone with a tongue!
No, I lit it up on my own.
Are you OK, Jabu-kun?
Jabu-kun?
Jabu-kun!
Yes! The fire of a cigarette is lit by someone with a tongue!
Are you OK?
Please, move away.
You scared me.
What happened seven seconds ago?
I don't remember anything!
Speak slowly.
You have to speak formally.
Shut up!
From now on, don't use honorifics.
Shut up!
You have to speak formally.
If you use honorifics from now on...
I'll kill you.
Come on, bro! Have mercy!
Shut up!
I'll kill you.
Idiot!
Don't use honorifics.
You deserve it.
Did you hear me?
I heard you!
Don't use honorifics!
Or I'll shoot you!
Idiot!
I said it!
If you use honorifics, I'll kill you!
I said it!
Idiot!
What do you think?
Idiot!
[Fujii is nervous too]
Fujii is nervous for the first time too.
I was really nervous.
When you put in a young man, or rather a new one, we were more nervous than we thought we would be.
But Fujii was amazing.
I was really surprised.
I'm going to say it now, but his mouth was like...
Blood was coming out of his lips!
He was in the middle of a skit!
Did he hit me so I couldn't see?
You animal!
So this is what Yamabushi just said?
You animal!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
But...
It's not easy to stay healthy.
If you don't take care of yourself like this, you're bound to get a scolding.
But even today, you didn't have to take out your equipment.
It's hot in here, so be careful.
Here you go.
Cigarettes and coffee, what a match!
Tama-san, you're back!
Hey!
Tama-san, over here!
What is it?
Over here.
Tama-chan!
Sorry!
Damn it!
It's four o'clock!
Tama-chan, Tama-chan!
Behind you!
Say hello!
Thank you!
I'm really sorry!
Oh, um...
Hamada... Hamada-kun!
Thank you!
Over here!
A famous user, Matsumoto-san!
Yes!
Over here!
Thank you!
I'm really sorry!
I just got here!
It's nothing!
Are you my friend?
Are you and I friends?
Oh, no.
Sorry.
How long have you been waiting for me?!
What did you say?!
Huh?
How long have you been waiting for me?!
What did you say?!
How long have you been waiting for me?!
Four and a half hours.
Four and a half hours?!
Are you going to make me wait for you?!
What kind of office is this?!
What are you thinking?!
You're just lying around!
You're not reading your own script, are you?!
Oh, yes.
Do you have coffee?
No, I don't have coffee!
Where do you think you're going?
Do you know where it is?
What are you thinking about?!
Oh, thank you.
Director!
Yes?
Let's go now!
Thank you.
Hama-chan!
Coffee. We'll go later.
I'll give you a lot later.
Let's go now.
It's a nice savanna.
Let's go!
Director, please explain!
Um...
Hama-chan, I know you're here all of a sudden, but...
We're late.
For now, this is...
Yes?
...the best scene.
This is the climax.
In short...
Can I?
Hama-chan, Hama-chan, can I?
Yes.
Matsumoto-san, who's hungry...
Yes?
Neru-san!
Neru-san, who's hungry...
Yes?
...and has been traveling all day...
...finally finds Hama-chan...
Yes?
Yes.
So...
Neru-san, who's hungry...
...attacks Saigo.
Yes, yes.
Hama-chan grabs Hama-chan.
Yes, yes.
Neru-san chases him.
Saigo bites him.
It's the climax.
It's a really moving scene.
Yes.
The audience goes...
Yes.
In order for me to do this scene...
...it's no exaggeration to say that I entered this world!
Yes!
It's that kind of scene, so I hope you like it.
All right!
Let's go!
The weather isn't very good, either.
Yes.
Hey!
Don't stand by here in the morning.
Yes.
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go.
Ah!
That's good.
Jajobig Geber!
Director!
Yes!
You're not here, are you?!
Okay, okay!
That's perfect!
Um...
Let me check one more time...
You can't start running with a kachinko, right?
It's a kachinko-inspired run.
All right!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Action!
Stop it!
Action!
Stop it!
Why are you running away?!
I'm sick of you!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What is it?!
Hey, patient!
Yes, yes.
Explain yourself!
Yama-chan, Yama-chan!
You're running away too much!
It's written that you're running away, but you have to catch me in the end!
You know it, don't you? It's a wild rule!
Yes, yes.
What's wrong with my shoes?!
Hey!
We're sorry, we're sorry.
Hey!
You're loosening your strings, too!
Yes, we're sorry.
You know it, don't you?!
But you're loosening your strings and you're running away like that!
You're good!
Well, well!
I'm sick of you!
We're sorry.
Wait! Wait!
You have to catch me and show me!
That's right.
You don't have to go that far!
Let's go, director!
Excuse me!
Director!
Wait a minute, please!
Okay, take two!
Yes!
Get ready!
Tell him to do his best!
If you say so...
Yama-chan's best is fifty years old!
You're late!
I'm sorry!
Hang in there!
If you say so!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Take two!
Action!
What?
All right!
All right, all right...
It's heavy, heavy...
Stop it!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing, you idiot?!
Hey!
Hold it properly, then.
That's right...
You!
What do you want me to do?!
Tama-chan...
You have to get caught here!
No, but...
Hold it properly, then.
Harder, like this...
I'm holding it hard, but you're going forward and backward!
Can't you go back?!
If you fall like that, I'll be in trouble, too.
Do it properly, then.
What kind of kid is this?!
It's being sold right now.
I don't know if it's being sold or not!
Huh?!
Director, I got it!
Let's go with this one first!
Then the main character will come out later!
Just get this one!
I got that picture!
Then I'll get this one first and the main character will go in there proudly!
Understood!
Let's do that kind of picture!
Yes, understood!
Right?!
Tama-chan, is that okay?
Yes, yes...
Huh?!
What kind of kid is this?!
Let's go!
Then, you go first!
Please!
Tama-chan, it's perfect!
Let's do this one last!
Then let's end it here!
If you don't mind, I'll do it for you!
(laughter)
What are you doing?
(laughter)
Hey!
Where do you work?
(laughter)
(scream)
(music)
(drum roll)
Once again, he has shown his face from under water.
(applause)
Here he is!
(applause)
President Futao!
(applause)
This is...
(applause)
Starting from the chief of staff...
He is getting better and better!
(laughter)
This time, it's President Itao!
It's the president!
(laughter)
Well...
Itao is not young anymore.
He is not as old as he used to be.
(laughter)
He is not young anymore.
(laughter)
If he had stayed in the water for a little longer...
(laughter)
It wouldn't have been like this.
(laughter)
Right?
He came up quite early.
(laughter)
His breathing was quite disturbed.
(laughter)
(music)
Don't bring this here to the office!
(laughter)
(music)
This will be...
The big hitting!
(laughter)
Our broadcast so far has been brought you by runt science and sponsors.
(laughter)
Then, this here.
I want to show it again!
(applause)
I want to show it!
Here! This is the staff's...
This is the staff's request.
I see.
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Like this.
Right?
Familiar Daigoro and Chamo.
I won't call out my opponent's name no matter how long it takes.
That's all it's about.
This guy, Ogamittu, is funny.
He's a psycho, right?
Yes, yes.
And he never does what he's told, right?
Yes.
And this damn cheeky Daigoro...
Could you cover for me for a little bit?
It's not funny anymore, right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you do it, you can do it.
And you guys discover him in this tea shop.
Yes.
Right? I hate it when I'm surrounded by men like you.
Yes.
Are you okay? Can you move?
Yes, I'm fine.
Is your bike okay?
Yes, it's fine.
And then, wait!
Sensei appears.
Sensei.
Sensei!
Nice to meet you.
I'm counting on you.
Yes.
Sensei comes in here.
Yes.
What are you?
I'm a new actress.
A new actress?
I don't know you at all.
I'll do my best.
What's up with you?
That's good.
I hope you remember my name.
I'll do my best.
Your hands are red.
What?
Your hands are red.
Um...
Did you follow Uzuma-san's rules?
I'm sorry.
It's normal.
He brings cigarettes and stuff like that.
You're young, Sensei.
For now, I'll do my best for this scene.
Yes.
I'm counting on you.
Don't let me down.
Yes.
It's okay.
Your lines are okay, right?
Yes!
It's okay.
I'll do my best.
I know.
After I cut it...
Yes!
I'll check it just in case.
I know.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
That's good!
Right?
After you hear that...
Ta-dah!
Nishikawa-kun!
What are you doing?
That's not a call!
It's a rehearsal!
I'm sorry, I should have turned off the power.
It's an email.
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean "die"?
Your number is displayed!
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake?!
You're a horrible kid!
Do you hear me?!
If the teacher tells you, you know what to do!
Confirmation!
Yes! The teacher told you!
Yes!
Nishikawa-kun!
You said you wouldn't say it!
No!
Nishikawa-kun!
No!
Louder!
Hey!
It's okay!
She can do it!
Trust me!
I see...
Then we'll start rehearsing!
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Get ready!
Why didn't you come yesterday?
You were naked.
Please!
Get ready!
Start!
I'm telling you!
Stop it!
I'm telling you!
Don't treat me like that!
I'm telling you!
Stop it!
I'm telling you!
Stop it!
Hey!
Who are you?
Stop it!
Who are you?
Stop it!
Get out of my way!
You're annoying!
Get out of my way!
What are you doing?!
What's wrong with you?!
Who did you meet just now?!
Daigoro, right?!
Nishikago!
Are you going to cry again?!
It's only after Sensei said Daigoro!
What did you say?!
What does it matter?!
Does it matter?!
Sensei said Daigoro, right?!
Hey!
I'm the one who made you cry!
Sensei, what did you say?!
I'm the one who made you cry!
It's not like that at all!
You said Daigoro, right?!
It's half and half!
That's not what I'm talking about!
You said Daigoro, right?!
Nishikago made you cry for no reason!
He made you cry for no reason!
Say your lines properly!
Say it once and for all!
Hurry up!
You guys are drinking alcohol, aren't you?!
You should be able to say that kind of voice properly!
That's not it! Are you blind?!
Hey!
I gave you a room to drink in!
Aren't you reliable?!
Aren't you reliable for drinking before a performance?!
In Apparia?!
What's wrong with Apparia?!
You're disqualified, pro!
Eh?!
I wasn't taught like that!
It's my first time at a venue like this!
That's not it!
Say it properly!
Come on, say it properly!
I can't say it...
You can't say it?!
This scene won't end?!
If you don't want to say it, then don't say it!
Tonight...
Tonight, I'll say it's a punishment!
There's no way you won't say it!
Trust Nishikawa-kun!
Are you blind?!
If you say it once, I'll be at ease!
I'll do it for real!
Every time you say it, there's cameras and lights!
It's tough!
Eh?!
Just once!
I'll do it!
Do it!
There's no time!
It's digital! Digital!
Are you blind?!
I got it!
Let's go!
Say it properly!
What's digital?!
Hey, stand by!
Yes!
My wife and child have been separated!
Please!
Are you okay?
You're the worst!
Okay! Scene 18, Cut 1!
Ready! Start!
Isn't it too much?!
Hey!
Who are you?!
Stop it!
Get out of my way!
Here!
Giant Dioro!
Gattomo!
Sensei!
There's no Giant anywhere!
When I looked back, it looked like a Giant!
Doesn't it?!
It's riding a horse!
It's growing fast!
Digital or Giant...
I can't break anything!
It's Dioro!
Sensei!
It's that play I've been doing for decades!
Eh?!
Please tell me it's Dioro!
Giant!
It's not Giant, it's Dioro!
Dioro...
How many times do I have to repeat it?!
Every time it comes!
It's Dioro!
Dioro!
Tell me!
Tell me what it is!
I can't do that!
Why?!
Because it's a play!
It's Dioro!
I'll put a Giant on it and feed it to you!
Digital or...
Giant!
Say it!
Say it, Giant!
Hey!
Don't overdo it!
Say it!
You have to say it!
Say it!
You poor thing!
Say it!
Excuse me!
Mister!
I don't know if it's that time of the year!
It's that time of the year!
If it's that time of the year...
Giant!
Eat it!
Eat the script!
Hey!
What?!
You monster!
Who's the monster?
You!
You poor little thing!
Are you okay with doing this play?
This scene is the climax!
Yeah, I know!
Teacher's shield is already fixed, so...
Giant!
Dioro!
Giant!
Let's start!
Start!
I can't do that!
We're doing a play, so we're both professionals!
I'm begging you!
Say "giant" properly!
You can't even say it?
Yuki-chan, come back!
Yes!
Giant...
I like you so much that I'm about to cry.
What should I do with this feeling?
Please!
He hasn't changed at all.
He's the worst.
I can't even stand up.
Is it true?
I'm scared.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Round one!
Start!
Stop it!
Isn't it too much?
Hey!
Who are you?
Stop it!
Don't get in my way!
Get back!
Stop it!
It seems that this fight is...
Eight o'clock fight!
What are you talking about?
We'll decide it here!
Isn't it?
We're in the middle of a fight!
Damn it!
Hey, cat and snake!
Let's go for a drink!
Yes!
No one can stop me!
After this, it's me!
We've seen a new work!
Genre-wise, it's "stairs".
Here's the new work!
What's it about?
There are people who are familiar with "stairs stories", right?
I'm aiming to become a "stairs story" talent.
Well, it's actually a Rakugo song.
But it's not that famous.
There are a lot of minor Rakugo songs, like "stairs stories".
I'm aiming to become famous with this song.
I'm aiming to become famous all over the country with this song.
But I can't do it. I'm going up.
I can't speak smoothly.
That's a good story, Sean.
That's the scariest story.
That's a good story.
I'm going up.
Really?
I'm going up in three steps.
I'm counting on you!
It's finally happening!
Next up is this segment!
Today, our producer has come all the way to Kansai to find out for the first time in Tokyo...
- Is he going to reveal it? - Even if he usually doesn't say it, his fear of it is very high.
Please welcome, Peanuts!
Now, go ahead, sit down.
Now, today, in Kansai, Peanuts is famous for being one of the biggest ragos in Reitai Prefecture.
Today, the guests are fine even if they talk a little scary.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You've been in there for a while now, haven't you?
There's an atmosphere to it, you know!
You haven't said a word yet, you know!
Um...
Seven years...
Seven years ago...
It's been seven years, but...
Seven years, or rather...
Well, it was six years ago, but...
Um...
You don't remember exactly, do you?
What?
Um...
You know...
The hospital...
I see.
There was a hospital...
It's not a hospital, but...
What do you call it? Excuse me?
Oh, I'm sorry. It was six years ago.
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, Shou! Hey! Calm down!
It's a live broadcast, but we have plenty of time!
More and more, Shou!
Well, in the end, the girl in the mirror was the girl at the time.
No, Shou!
What?
No, Shou!
After entering the hospital, you know...
Um... I'm sorry. Um... I'm sorry.
Wow! What should I do?
No, no. Let's calm down.
I'm sorry. Um...
Hey... You're...
Um...
You're sweating a lot, Shou!
I'm sorry.
If you look closely, you're sweating a lot!
Um...
But you actually experienced it, didn't you?
Yes. Um... That's right.
Wow! You're sweating a lot! You're cute!
Wow!
Hey! Hey! Shou! Let's put it in the commercial!
Let's sort it out and put it in the commercial!
I'm sorry.
Everyone is scared of you guys.
How about it, victim? Ask him.
Um...
Then let's go to the commercial!
Wow! We're in the commercial!
Hey!
We had a meeting.
Let's talk about this.
We had a meeting... Um... Shou!
Um...
The story we talked about at the meeting...
The story about cats...
The one we talked about during the meeting...
Yes, the story about cats.
So, we'll say "Please stop talking about cats" after the commercial...
- 10 seconds before commercial! - 10 seconds before commercial!
- The story we talked about... - 5!
- Everyone... - 5 seconds!
- 3! - 3!
- 2! - 2!
- 1! - 1!
The story we talked about...
I understand now why you can't speak anymore.
What you experienced is not human.
It's an animal story.
Animals are the scariest!
They have the worst attitude. Right, Show?
And... Cats!
Everyone, if you have a cat, say hello.
I don't have a cat...
Everyone!
Everyone has a cat!
Can you go home?
I don't like this story...
Then, Show...
Let's talk about cats.
Please.
I can't remember at all...
Show, you're so cute!
You're sweating so much, you'll catch a cold!
I can't remember...
It's not about cats, right?
It's not about cats...
It's about...
Yes.
Well...
I won't say your name...
It's a live broadcast, so I won't say your name...
Well...
The person who killed himself...
He's a comedian...
Poor guy...
He was really poor...
Hey! Drop the doll!
Let go of me!
Yuu-chan, you made an amazing face just now!
Your reaction was amazing!
I'm sorry!
Hey! Hey, guests, how did you like it today?
Kiyosho-kun! Kiyosho-kun, give us your impressions of today!
Hey! Yumi-chan! Yumi-chan, how did you like listening to the girls' stories today?
I wanted to hear their stories until the end...
You wanted to hear it until the end, didn't you?
Shou-nen! Shou! Shou!
Shou, you're amazing!
Shou, I can't stop!
Are you okay? Shou, are you okay?
I'm sorry.
It's too late for that.
It's okay.
Right?
Yes.
Three minutes!
Um... Shou-nen, then...
Yes.
Um... we don't have much time left, so...
I'm sorry.
I'm going to give you all of this as a host.
Yes.
Shou-nen, tell us your favorite story at the end.
Briefly.
Um... you know...
When I went to the grave with my wife...
Yes, yes, yes!
Did you watch that movie?
Um... don't say it all, okay?
Um... Shou-nen...
Ah! I'm sorry!
Um... so... the version you don't say it all, Shou!
Look at this.
The one you're listening to.
You're amazing.
Um... can you see it?
Um... we don't have much time left!
Um... Shou!
I'm sorry!
Say it at the end, Shou!
Um...
Um... on August 19th...
Um... solo concert...
Um... you know...
Shou-nen!
Um... Shou!
Say it again!
You're making a lot of noise! Are you okay?!
Um...
I can't see it very well, but...
Um...
Let's put the spotlight on the new members as well!
And here's what we did!
We sang a singer's song!
It's common, isn't it? Singing a song as a singer.
Other than singing a song, we didn't do anything else.
We just changed our clothes and sat down.
But after singing a song, we did something else.
And when we said, "OK, next!" He had a terrible look on his face!
Like, "What? You're gonna do it?"
Uchihara's little brother and Miyasako's way of skating were unusual.
Thank you very much!
Koji, thank you!
Thank you very much!
We look forward to your new song!
Koji! You were full of energy!
Koji, you released a photo album recently, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
Where did you get it?
Um... my wife got it for me.
Who?
My wife got it for me.
Your wife got it for you?
Yes.
But after five years...
People do change, don't they, Koji?
I'd like you to sing for me, so I'm looking forward to it!
Do your best!
Okay! This has been idol Koji!
Thank you very much!
Today's next guest is...
Itao Itsuji!
Thank you!
You know, Itao...
Yes?
The other day, in a flash...
Huh?
You took off my underwear while I was taking out the trash.
Oh, I see...
That was a little embarrassing, wasn't it?
Yes, it was...
But that's reality, you know?
Huh?!
Well, it's reality, so...
Well, I guess you're right...
I see...
Then, for the first time in a while...
Will you sing for me?!
Yes!
What's with you?!
Then, get ready!
Yes!
I, Itao Itsuji...
For the first time in five years...
Yes!
I'll sing for you!
The song is...
"Oosotogari"!
♪ Banya, banya, banya, banya, banya, banya, banya ♪
♪ Baaa-nya ♪
♪ Banya, banya, banya, banya, banya, banya, banya ♪
♪ Baaa-nya ♪
What's with you?!
♪ Most of the kids in the store are barefoot ♪
♪ Baaa-nya ♪
♪ It's easy for outsiders to run ♪ ♪ Baaa-nya ♪
♪ Baaa-nya, baaa-nya, baaa-nya, baaa-nya ♪
♪ Baaa-nya ♪
Yeah!
Thank you, Suji!
Thank you!
Next up is Moody Tanaka!
Yeah! Moody!
Nice to meet you!
The prank ad-lib singing show has begun!
Tanaka's love for Kokuriko suddenly explodes with sudden announcements!
Tanaka-san is really active right now, isn't he?
The song we'll be singing today is...
...the song that won the silver award for best national singing award.
That song, right?
That's right.
Yes, that song.
Are you ready?
Okay, then...
Let's go to the set.
Then, Hitoko-chan.
Yes!
Please introduce the song.
Moody Tanaka-san will sing it.
"Sashimi Rice Ball with Miso Soup"!
Sashimi Rice Ball with Miso Soup
Thank you!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Next up is Miyasako Omiya!
Next up is Miyasako Ameyamari, who lost his balance due to a sudden slip.
This time, you're a hip-hop anchor.
It's a new challenge, isn't it?
That's right.
My character is also incomplete.
No, it looks like you've already set it up.
It's a new genre, hip-hop anchor.
I don't know what it's like.
This is a little...
Well...
Yes!
Hitoko-san?
Yes!
Well...
Please introduce the song!
Um...
I'm Miyasako Omiya...
Yes!
Um...
I'm a chewing gum sand umbrella.
Cha-chan, cha-chan, cha-chan, cha-ran, ran...
You're not a hip-hop anchor!
Cha-chan, cha-chan, cha-chan...
Pa-ra-ra...
Pa-pa-pa-ra-ra-ra...
One, two, three, four!
Oh! Great Centrallu!
What?!
Yoohoo!
Thank you very much!
Next, is it possible to keep quiet in a tense situation like this?
You know, the fans are always very passionate.
That's right.
Are there a lot of men at your concerts?
As I thought, there are more men than women.
Bring it on!
Well, we're ready.
Please go ahead, Endo-san.
Please introduce the song.
Yes! It's "Tamago Kake Gohan" by Endo Nagabuchi!
When I crossed the Mississippi River,
there were a lot of piranhas there.
I've been to Amazonas.
I want to participate in the French Revolution!
Come on!
Hiroparaiyo!
It's like a surprise attack!
The young members are afraid of the unexpected developments that must be sung in a funny way!
Let's see how the veteran team is doing!
Let's decide it here!
Yes!
Freddie Higashiro!
Thank you!
The first veteran!
What if it's Higashiro Koji who didn't think he would win?
In this situation, I should be married.
No way! I hate it even more!
I feel like I can go home after this!
You! Look at me!
Yes! Freddie Higashiro!
"Cocaine"!
Next!
A wonderful stage stand-by!
What if it's Yuko?
Higashiro's face...
Um...
I... I have something to say...
What is it?
Look! I'm ready!
I'm ready!
Well, Yuko, it seems like you're ready...
Ah! Is that your pose?
Yes, I got it!
Then, Yuko! Please introduce the song!
Um... It's Matsuda Yuko's song...
"Akudama Koresterol"!
Fly me away!
Fly me away, Akudama Kim!
Next!
Kim has finally recovered!
Kim's only chance!
"Furin Jigoku no Bugi"!
"Jai manne"... "Jai manne"... "Kore wa furin" and "Jai manne"... "Jai manne"... "Jai manne"... "Konki de mama ga suki desu ne"... "Suki desu ne"... "Suki desu ne"...
Anyway, it's about time for us to say goodbye. Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
Then, lastly...
Miyasako-sama is really depressed!
Everyone, towards the second screen!
Lastly, say "yes, pose"!
I think it'll be the best!
Let's go! Ready, say "yes, pose"!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
I'm not here for a while, though...
After this, it's this!
No problem! I'm not sure if I can keep kicking it...
I want you to do it again!
World's No. 1!
Well, this is...
He's done it before, but he never says what's No. 1 in the world, right?
It's about a sick Mark Hoon.
Yes.
And there's a celebrity who comes to visit him.
Well, whether he's a celebrity or not...
Well, this time it's a little different, right?
Yes.
The title has also changed.
Yes, yes, yes.
Here it is.
"Hetti!" "Hetti!"
I really like this one.
Yes.
To put it simply, the one who's coming to visit him is...
Um...
The Grand Champion.
Yes, yes.
He's...
The Grand Champion is coming to visit you today.
That's what he says.
Why? Don't you know who the Grand Champion is?
He's the only Grand Champion in England.
I'm hungry!
Here, Mark Hoon.
I cut it up.
Eat a little.
I don't want it.
What are you saying, Mark Hoon?
It won't get better anyway, right?
I'll get angry if you say that.
Yes.
Today...
The Grand Champion is coming to visit you.
Grand Champion?
That's right.
He's here!
Hello, Arthur.
Are you the Grand Champion?
I am the Grand Champion.
Are you greater than a champion?
Greater than a champion?
Yes.
A champion can become anyone with a little effort.
The Grand Champion is someone who is greater than a champion, greater than a champion, greater than a champion, and greater than a champion.
The question is whether you can continue to be greater than a champion.
Will I be able to become the Grand Champion?
If you continue to be greater than a champion.
Hey!
Hey, Masao!
Wow!
Did you fix this?
The Grand Champion can become anyone with a little effort.
The question is whether you can continue to be greater than a champion, greater than a champion, and greater than a champion.
Now, be greater than a champion.
Thank you.
What is important to you now is to eat well and fight illness.
Hey, Mark! The Grand Champion is saying that, so eat up!
Is it good?
Yeah, but I'm getting hungry.
Oh, that's good.
I'm not saying you're hungry.
Eat up!
I don't know if you can keep eating like that.
Mom.
Yes?
The one who just ate is eating in the cafeteria.
Eat up!
If you keep going like this, you'll end up eating up all of your jokes.
Mom, I want to eat up all of this right now.
Oh, it looks like it's raining before I knew it.
But summer is bad, too.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Oh, that's dangerous!
You almost got burned, but you're almost gone.
But I'm not good, either.
I'm not good with my fingers, either.
Well, it's about time you stopped.
That's going to decrease.
Decrease it.
Before you decrease, decrease.
Humans are divided into two types, decrease humans and decrease humans.
I want you to be the number one man who wants to be decreased.
Thank you.
Then, Grand Champion will decrease.
Thank you.
Decrease your left foot.
Decrease your right foot.
Decrease your left foot.
Decrease your right foot.
Decrease your door.
Decrease your nurse station.
Decrease your rent room.
Keep decreasing.
I saw a new work!
Jean's scraper!
The best!
I see, Fujii-kun, it's your first time.
Yes.
But, I'm very happy.
It's my first time to be able to see a scraper that's perfect.
My dad used to be noisy with time.
That's right.
Today, four of them are just right.
Seriously?
That's great.
A scraper that's perfect for a nurse station.
That's right!
Then, I'll go ahead.
I'll go ahead.
You have a bad attitude.
Excuse me.
Wait up.
It's about time.
I don't like it.
I don't like it!
A scraper...
You're embarrassing me.
I don't care how many you have.
Are you in such a financial trouble?
If I had money, I wouldn't do it.
"If I had money, I wouldn't do it." You're annoying.
I want money. Money.
Keep it like that.
In middle school...
At first...
I worked part-time at a factory.
If you work like that, you won't get anywhere.
You worked from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.
120,000 yen?
130,000 yen?
Which one?
I'd lose it in 10 days.
Why?
Food expenses.
Don't eat too much!
I quit right away, in about a year.
So you found a different job?
No, I don't want to work.
How many times do I have to work for you?
It's been about ten or thirty thousand years, but I don't want to work anymore.
Are you single?
Yes, I'm single now.
What do you mean "now"?
We used to get married.
Did you break up?
We didn't break up.
Are you stupid?
Why did you break up?
It's been about two years since I started working for my wife.
She was working in a snack shop.
Which one?
She ran away with a client.
Did you have kids?
Yes, I had kids.
It's like a married couple.
What are you talking about?
My wife got married and started working.
But she ran away with her kids.
I knew it.
It must be lonely to be away from your kids.
Yes, it is.
But sometimes I go to an amusement park or a bowling alley.
You go to an amusement park?
It's not nearby.
Recently I went to Disney World.
Disney World?
I took my wife there.
You're stupid.
Disney World is crowded.
Who told you I'm stupid?
It's crowded, so what?
It's crowded, so you can go to Disneyland and get drunk.
You like Peter Pan and all that.
You're stupid, you don't think like that.
You say you're hungry because there's a lot of C's.
Oh, that's right, that's right.
You're stupid, you all think the same thing, but you say you're hungry.
You're stupid.
You're stupid, aren't you?
Who is he?
It's him, isn't it?
Who is he?
Shut up, you!
Why are you laughing?
Hey!
It's none of your business whether you go to Disneyland or not!
Why don't you talk about something else?
What about your parents?
My parents...
They're already dead.
Really?
What's that?
I want you to do it one more time!
It's not a lie!
The winner is...
Me!
That sounds fun!
It does!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
Do you like that?
Yes, we do!
So, today you're going to experience "The Mirror", but first of all, thank you for coming.
We'd like you to see "The Mirror".
Well, "The Mirror" is...
That's ridiculous!
Wait a minute, sir! That's ridiculous!
If you say that, please raise your hand.
Well, you've never done it before, right?
Yes.
So, I'll explain it to you.
It's very simple.
Can I explain it like a foreigner to a Japanese tourist?
Is there money?
Yes!
Is it cheap?
Is it expensive?
Is it common?
Is it cheap?
Is it common?
Yes, you're Japanese, so...
You can say it like a normal person.
If you climb a cliff,
a strong wind will blow from below,
and I'd like it to blend in with the wind.
Does it have anything to do with numbers?
Does it have numbers?
Is it five?
Is it six?
Is it cheap?
I fly for about a thousand hours,
so my wings are getting smaller and smaller.
So you should become a senior.
Some people in Australia fly without wings.
Some fly with just a polo shirt collar.
It's a little bigger collar,
so it's a little more deceitful episode.
Oh, Musasabi!
Do you have friends like Musasabi?
Yes.
What was that?
Cutlemon.
Cutlemon?
Cutlemon warms Musasabi's stomach with an umbrella.
Warms him up?
Yes.
I'll take a picture of you in the sky.
Oh, you will?
Yes, I'll show you.
I'll take a picture of you in the sky like this.
Do you fly like this?
It's pretty big.
Did you take it when you were flying?
Yes, I took it when I was flying.
I'll take a picture of you in the sky.
If you want me to take it,
I'll do it.
I'll take a picture of you all.
Let's do image training.
Do you know our technical term?
Remember it.
When you go down,
flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter,
like your wings flutter.
Imagine it.
OK?
Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter,
Do it.
Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter,
and go up.
Go up.
Wait for me.
Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter,
repeat it.
Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter,
OK?
When you become an amateur,
flutter, flutter, flutter,
it's dangerous,
so you go like this.
You go like this.
Flutter, flutter, flutter, flutter,
How do you go up?
How do your wings go up?
How do you say it?
The wind.
They're loose now.
How do they go up?
I've never thought about it.
How do you say it?
They go around.
You said they go around.
How do they go around?
Do they go around on their own?
I don't know.
How do you say it?
Is it that important?
Of course it is.
When we get excited,
is it that important to say it?
It's been going really well,
and the photos we took were good.
Is it that important?
I don't know,
but rather than being troubled,
I thought I'd ask you first.
That's not my idea.
Excuse me.
What is it?
If you don't explain it,
we're putting our lives on the line.
I know.
We want you to know how it works.
As I've said many times,
we're going to jump off a cliff,
and there's going to be
more than we think.
We want to be one with it.
Excuse me.
We're a couple.
We're not doing it today.
Are you stupid?!
If you don't explain it,
we're going to jump off a cliff!
Are you paying for it?!
Of course I am!
If you don't do it now,
we're going to jump off a cliff!
What are you talking about?!
What's wrong with you?!
*Squish*
*Laughing*
Aren't you hungry?!
I can't stand it anymore.
Cut lemon!
Don't stop me from talking, okay?
No, I'm sorry.
I think they get angry because they're scared!
They don't get enough explanation!
Ahh, let's call for her!
What?
Let's call for Zabi-chan!
Okay, Zabi-chan!
Okay, call for her!
Zabi-chan!
Call for her more!
Zabi-chan!
Call for her more, you guys!
Zabi-chan!
Yes, Zabi-chan, I called you!
Yes, Zabi-chan is here.
Zabi-chan, if you look at what's going to happen, you'll know what's going to happen, right?
Yes, that's right.
Please look at this.
I'm going to do it now.
Please think of this as Zabi-chan!
Zabi-chan!
You have to answer me.
You're Zabi-chan, you have to answer me.
Zabi-chan!
Yes, Zabi-chan.
Yes, I'm going! This is Zabi-chan!
Yes, yes!
It's like this!
Yes, I'm going too!
I...
I'm going to quit.
That's amazing, isn't it?
That's good.
Let's go.
That was useless.
There are a lot of feathers.
Shun-sun! Shun-sun! Shun-sun!
Shun-sun! Shun-sun!
Shun-sun!
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