AISubs v3.4
EXECUTING SHOW ME BOY!
Today, too, the truth is that...
EXECUTING SHOW ME BOY!
Is too fast!
It's too fast!
EXECUTING SHOW ME BOY!
Equipment, too...
I'm so happy!
EXECUTING SHOW ME BOY!
I'm so happy! EXECUTING SHOW ME BOY!
My opponent is old man No. 2.
Now I have a reason to pretend to be No. 2.
Of course!
But sometimes I feel lonely.
I don't want to see my dad's face ever again!
Hang in there, father! Hang in there, father!
I'm at my limit!
Let me eat! Let me eat!
I don't know how to do this!
Let me make my own chopsticks!
Take that drink! Take that drink!
Take that drink, young boy!
Take that drink! Take that drink, young boy!
You're scary! You're too scary! You're a bad guy!
There's a good guy in you, but...
The blade of justice is too hot!
It's a celebration of the value of a hungry future!
However, there are times when it's hard.
What kind of city is it?
Dance with the San Mariano crowd!
It has nothing to do with my dad, so don't worry.
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you,
I like you, me too.
Du du du du du du du du du du, I'll answer you.
I love you, I love you, I love you too!
Now, let's take back the summer that has passed, just for tonight!
Even if I burn up, I'm sure I'll live on!
Uchi uchi, uchi ki no ki!
Uchi uchi, oh lord and prince!
This person has appeared!
What happened that day is a dream.
This broadcast is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Who is it for?
It's special, you know?
Even if it's just us doing it, we need guests.
There's no mercy.
Even if it's a woman, there's no mercy, you know?
A woman!
This is a big problem, isn't it?
Let's all go crazy and do it!
Let's do it!
This time's guest is...
Parmigiano-Reggiano!
Is this okay?
You're pretty clumsy, you know?
It's okay.
You know the rules, don't you?
Yes.
Well, we're Yankees, so it's okay, but are you okay?
I hope you don't cry.
Let's hope you don't cry.
I feel like I've been licked by a variety show.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Let me explain.
Even though it's something you can definitely do,
sometimes you end up failing for some reason.
For example, this lighter.
When you light up a cigarette, it doesn't go off right away.
No way!
We'll do it one at a time.
If it doesn't go off, we'll all start.
Lettuce and pie.
Make it clear.
What's a pie?
It's a pie.
Let's do a simple thing and play a game together.
Okay.
If you can't do it, that's fine.
Please stop it!
Let's get started!
We'll do it like this.
If you can't do it, it's a pie.
Let's start with Higashino!
Go ahead!
That was close!
I'm counting on you!
I'm really counting on you.
What would it be like in Canada?
36 degrees.
I'm sorry.
It's funny.
I can't throw it!
Go!
You're cool!
You're definitely cool!
You're the worst!
Would it be cheap to use only one tool?
For example, like this.
Just one.
These two would come out.
This is difficult.
This is quite a failure rate high.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Time's up!
Why is there no welcome drink?
I don't know.
Pour milk.
It's going to be clumpy.
I'll do it.
You can't do this!
It's good!
How much should I do?
Wow!
It's good!
Wow!
Thank you.
What?
I'm scared!
You're slow!
Go! Go!
You can do it!
I can! I can!
You can do it!
I can do it!
Why did you do that?!
Because you hit me, my head hurts!
That's why you're cool!
Let's play a game where we pull out two trumps.
What?
Let's pull out two trumps one at a time...
Yes, yes.
...and if we get the same mark, we lose.
So, if we pull out "ha", "ano", "nani", "spade", "spade" we lose.
We lose.
Okay, first up is Itao-kun! Go ahead!
Ja-ga-jan!
Let's do it! Ja-ga-jan!
Ja-ga-jan!
It's on my neck.
The last one, ja-ga-jan!
I don't like it.
Here we go! Ja-ga-jan!
Give me a break.
You did it too hard.
Here we go! Ja-ga-jan!
It's on my neck.
Don't bite it too much.
I can feel the evil spirit.
Let's make it a basket's big goal.
Here we go!
It's a little scary.
Here we go!
What is it?
It's a basket!
Time's up!
How about a big ball?
Isn't it difficult?
You can do it!
Let's start with Matsumo-san.
Are you confident?
Here we go!
I'm sure I've seen it before!
I'm sorry, but could you please stop that?
It just came out of nowhere.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
You want to go to the virgin, don't you?
Yes.
You want to go to the high virgin, don't you?
Give me a break!
You want to go to the high virgin, don't you?
I heard you!
You want to go to the high virgin, don't you?
Give me a break!
I'm sure of it.
I was scared! I was so scared!
He's aiming at me!
I'm so lucky!
I want it so much!
Side-arcing! Side-arcing!
Here I go!
Wow!
You're good!
Don't look at me like that!
You're cheeky!
To the east!
You're all good!
But I'll go all the way to the board.
Wow!
He's got a spring all over his body.
It's like you're not human.
You... you're rotting away!
You're falling apart!
Wow!
The end!
Now, to the right...
Let's do "opening the door of the meta-carton".
- Here we go! - Yes!
Please open it with one hand.
Hey, let me continue this!
I've already finished it once, but let me continue this!
You can't do it with my help!
You can't do it!
- Here we go! - One, two...
- You can't do it with my help! - I've already finished it once, but let me continue this!
- Huh? - Oh, it didn't open.
You can't do it with my help!
What's wrong with you?
You can't do it with my help!
- Here we go! - Wow!
- Here we go! - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
The winner of this game is...
Gabyo's pet balloon!
- Here we go! - Here we go!
Here you go!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Okay, okay, okay! - That's good!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- Here you go! - You...
- Okay, let's do it!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Time's up! - Time's up!
- Wait! - Wait!
- You're so hungry! - You're so cold!
- You're so cold!
The person who makes the water splash is the loser.
Okay!
You did well.
I don't have any good intentions.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to do it for me.
Do it for me.
It's not good.
What do you want me to do?
It's not good.
Super ball!
You can do it with one hand.
Let's do it.
Okay!
What?
You are still lying!
What?
What are you saying?
What?
You are disgusting!
Let's do it one more time.
Okay!
How about Badmousen?
Shall we do Badmousen?
Kurino and the Monsters!
This is bad!
Okay, we only have one screen!
Okay!
Ah, I see!
Okay!
Give me the bat!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Give me the bat!
The end!
Ah, it's the end!
But we only have two!
Hey! Don't do that!
Cute!
Cute?
Which one? I don't know!
How was Buffy's performance?
It was fun!
It wasn't like this before, right?
Yes!
We will call you again.
Yes, we will call you again.
Thank you very much for watching Buffy's performance!
That's all for today!
What the hell?!
I wanted to see Ami-chan's pale face!
Well, let's leave it for next time.
The show is even more heated up!
The next corner is...
"Old Novels Photo Battle"!
The model is...
The movie introduction's uncle Fukumimi!
Novels Photo Battle Special!
Well...
We've done it twice, but...
This time it's a special!
That's right!
Well, we've done it twice, but...
The voices you hear around me are...
The Hamada team is...
Dirty!
What?!
Well, you know...
Who do you think you are, taking a shit in a model photo?
Who's dirty?
I don't know.
Who's dirty?
The time and place are...
The time...
Are...
You're weird, and you're late!
I was late?
You're late!
I could have done it sooner!
You're always late!
Well, let's get right to it.
Yes!
Special first half!
First up is this person!
Please welcome!
[Applause and cheering]
This corner's model should have suffered a lot.
It took a lot of time, didn't it?
It did. How long did it take?
Six hours? Seven hours? Eight hours?
It took that long? I'm sorry.
I was looking forward to it.
Didn't you have any complaints?
Why am I dressed like this?
Yes, it was in my heart.
Since it's the first time, let's make a toast.
A toast.
Please look closely.
Here's our team's photo.
You're laughing!
First of all, let's make a toast.
Hello, good afternoon.
What's that?
It's water's reaction.
It's water's reaction!
- That was a save, wasn't it? - No, it wasn't!
- That was too much! - No, it wasn't!
- That was a good save! - I'll go next!
- You'll go? - Yes!
- Okay, let's go! - Yes!
- Okay, you go! - Yes!
- Okay, we'll say our greetings, too! - Yes!
- Mizuno-san, it must have been hard for you! - Yes!
- You were surprised, weren't you? - Yes!
- You never know what will happen in this world! - Yes!
- Are you listening to me? - Yes!
- Okay, let's go! - Yes!
- Our team's picture is...
...this one!
What is this?
- What is this? - What's this?
Are you angry? Are you?
What is this?
You surprised me! You scared me!
Your opening bag!
- Your opening bag! - The way you're looking at it is different!
- That's not good! - Come over here!
You guys are taking too long!
I'm getting hungry.
Mizuno-san, you have a nice face, don't you?
Thank you.
Where are you looking at?
The cameraman praised me.
You have a nice face, don't you?
Team Awada won the first round!
Team Awada won the second round!
Now...
Why are you staring at me?
Look at the monitor!
Hey, don't close your eyes!
You bastard!
Okay, let's go!
Leave me alone for about five seconds!
It's too long! It's too long!
You can't do that!
Okay, okay, okay...
It's been a long time, you know?
What would you like me to say?
Let's not say anything this time.
Shut up, kid!
It's always like that!
It's like a mix of things and dramas!
Shut up, kid!
It's like things and dramas!
Mr. Director, it's been a while!
It's always like that!
Man!
Why are you doing this to me again?
Who do you think you are?
Were you just showing off?
Okay, let's go!
Now, for the second round, here are our team's photos!
Why are you running?
What should I do?
Give me back my phone!
Is it over?
It's over!
Mizuho, what are you doing?
Well, that's...
Let's go with that.
That's...
You don't have any comments in particular.
No, we don't. You can see for yourself.
No, we can't.
No, we don't have anything.
We don't have anything.
Let's go.
Our team's picture is...
This one!
This time it's from the front!
It's going from the front!
This is dirty!
You too, be careful!
The second round goes to the Wizard Team!
Let's go!
Here is the picture of our team in the third round!
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
Ryuto!
This posture is funny!
Here is the picture of our team in the fourth round!
(Laughter)
Fix it!
(Laughter)
Who brought this?
(Laughter)
Whose ball is this?
(Laughter)
Who brought this?
Don't say unnecessary things, please.
(Laughter)
Let's fix it!
Fix it!
Here we go!
(Applause)
Whose ball is this?
(Laughter)
That means there is only one ball in our team, so we will score one point for our team!
Let's go!
(Applause)
Here is the picture of our team in the fourth round!
(Applause)
Here is the picture of our team in the fifth round!
(Laughter)
Why?
(Laughter)
Why?
(Laughter)
Why?
Well, well, well.
Oh, I can't get angry. (Laughter)
He has a little meaty face.
That's right, that's right.
I don't really mean to do that, but...
Well, let's do it.
Our first team is...
this one!
(Laughter)
Look at his face!
(Laughter)
By the way, I'm a rat, but...
(Laughter)
Can we... can we end this?
(Laughter)
What are you doing with that face?!
I know what you're doing with that face!
(Laughter)
Three against one, and one point for our first team!
(Applause)
It's a good match!
It's a tie of two against two in the first half!
Oh, oh, oh!
Hamada and Masatoshi.
Shibuda and Ken.
The two of them played a 27-hour golf match.
Hamada, who was exhausted, sometimes showed a sharp shot.
On the other hand, Shibuda also showed off his skills and created a show.
Matsumoto, who hates golf, also participated in this match.
As a result, Hamada lost.
However, Hamada's desire to win if Matsumoto wasn't there gave birth to this match.
Hamada and Shibuda play a regular golf match again in Utsunomiya.
The two of them are somehow settled.
I'd like to call you in here to settle things once and for all.
First of all, Hamada and Masatoshi from Hanai Himawari!
Yeah!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Your opponent is...
Ah! Stop it!
I have a bad breath.
I'll tell you what happened behind the scenes.
It's Ken-san!
I won, didn't I?
Yes, you did.
You won, didn't you?
Yes.
Congratulations.
It doesn't matter.
I won, didn't I?
You won, didn't you?
That's different.
Yes, it is.
But we'll do it together.
What do you mean?
We'll do it together.
Yes, we'll do it together.
We'll do it seriously.
Yes, we'll do it seriously.
The one who wins three times in five-hole match play will win.
If it doesn't work out, we'll have an extension match.
How are you doing today?
Me?
Yes.
What are you doing?
I'm practicing.
I practiced a little earlier, but...
The wood gate is...
It's good.
It's good while you're doing it.
The piece is sticky.
It's sticking out of the grid.
But I'm not interested in this.
I want to kill you someday.
Yes, Amada.
What is it?
Isn't it weird?
What is it?
This.
Isn't it too cute?
It's not cute!
What is it?
Doesn't it look like a monster?
No!
It does look like it!
It's okay.
Who drew it?
It would be like this if we lost it.
I'm sorry.
It's over.
Match play.
Let's do it together.
First of all, let's have the 524-yard par-five long hole wide fairway throw a heavy ball.
Yes!
It's the first shot of the morning that everyone is nervous.
Let's go!
It's a light fade, isn't it?
This is okay, isn't it?
It's no problem at all, isn't it?
Yes! Nice shot!
Somehow, the first shot is like this. Is it okay?
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Hama-chan, nice shot!
On the other hand, Mr. Ushimura, for safety reasons, shot a tee with number 3 wood.
Can you cut this out?
What are you talking about?
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Gen-chan! Gen-chan!
Gen-chan, what's wrong? Gen-chan, what's wrong?
You drank it all, didn't you?
Oh, really?
Yes.
You drank it all?
The worst is OB.
You drank it all?
Gen-chan!
Gen-chan, you drank it all until 4 in the morning!
You said you'd drink it all the next day, but you drank soju until 4 in the morning!
I'm cute, aren't I?
Gen-chan, please pass me the ball.
It hurts!
How much did you drink?
I can't drink that much.
It's like "butter"!
It's usually like this.
Cut it out!
After OB, Shimura's fifth shot is a nice shot.
It's a good ball, isn't it?
On the other hand, Hama-chan's fourth shot is from the bunker of green soba.
However, Hama-chan's first shot is a clean shot to green.
Hama-chan's first shot is a hard 7th shot, and Hama-chan wins.
The second hole is 140 yards, par 3, Ikebue's short hole.
It looks like it's going to be difficult, doesn't it?
There's a pond over there.
It used to be nice up there, but it's nice up here, too!
There's a pond in front of you!
You have a weird habit.
You have a weird habit!
In the entertainment world right now, you two don't have faces like this.
Hama-chan, where do you think you're going?
Like this!
There's a pond in front of me!
The pond in front of you is the first pressure.
Did he lose to that pressure?
The ball goes over the side of the course.
It's out!
Safe!
On the other hand, Shimura-san...
Ikebocha!
Hama-chan wins this hole and scores his second goal.
Will it be a tiebreaker?
The third hole is 326 yards, par 4, Ike in green soba!
So, Ken-chan, what's going on right now?
Hama-chan is...
Two up!
What? I can't hear you!
That means...
I can't hear you!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's the trick?
Does everyone know?
It's a two up.
No, it's just for viewing pleasure, so you have to ask properly!
It's a two up.
I'll say it louder.
Hama-chan is...
Two up!
You're the only one who can say that to me.
No one else can!
Two up!
So, if I win next...
Yes.
It's a tiebreaker, right?
Yes, it's a tiebreaker.
Even if it's a tiebreaker, it's not boring at all, right?
Well, but it's...
But, you know...
From now on...
Is it a one-tire-patch?
At the end of the game, do we have to do it like this?
Is it okay?
The referee gave us special permission.
We're here today.
So we can do it like this.
Yes.
And, by the way...
I'm...
Seven up.
And Hama-chan is...
Five up.
I think I made a mistake in my choice.
No, it's not like that.
I can do it any time.
As long as I get hit.
That's why...
You can't do such a big thing like that.
No, no, no.
Hama-chan, you can do it.
Ouch!
Hama-chan, five up.
So, how is it?
Oh, nice ball.
Nice shot!
And, the referee, Noshimura-san...
Has a shot of seven up.
Mmm, it's looking good.
It's good!
Oh, this is good!
It's good!
Nice one!
Seven up!
Oh, it spilled a little.
Huh?
Oh, it spilled a little.
This is good, too!
Oh, it's good!
Nice one!
If you miss this, you'll lose this hole.
An important part.
Oh, this is bad!
This usually doesn't go in.
Hama-chan, if you put in this putt, you can draw with Shimura-san.
Nice in!
Today's Hama-chan is strong in the game. This hole is a draw.
So, this hole is a draw.
Yes, that's right.
It would have been better if it was a draw.
Hama-chan's first hole is a 4th hole.
It's in the pond.
Now, it's Shimura-san's chance.
This is where you want to be careful.
Oh, there's a pond over there.
It's dangerous!
This is alive.
Shimura-san, with realistic golf, this hole is a win.
So, this hole...
Shimura-san has taken it back.
Hama-chan's one-lap hole.
Now, it's Shimura-san's first hole.
Oh, this is...
And next is Hama-chan's first hole.
It's in the pond.
Oh, it went a little to the right, but it's okay.
I got hit by a tree branch and my body is weak.
No, but if you push it a little with your head, you'll get hit by a tree branch.
Is it here?
Not really.
Now, will Hama-chan be able to get past the tree?
Oh!
I got past this place just now!
Hama-chan!
That's not what you were aiming for just now!
You said you were aiming for this spot just now!
What are you saying?!
You said you were aiming for this spot just now!
No, no, no!
You said you were aiming for this spot!
Didn't you hear me?!
You said you were aiming for this spot!
Now, the match will be decided in an instant.
First is Hama-chan.
If she can sink this, Shimura-san will also get two points.
Nice in!
Shimura-san wins this hole!
Now, it's getting interesting!
The sixth hole of the final is 383 yards, par four.
There is a pin where the ball went down and turned right.
It's an even match.
It's interesting.
Bad game after five holes.
It's hard to get along with you.
Me?
Yes, me.
Why? Am I lowering the level now?
What are you talking about?
Why?
I'm lowering it.
You're the only one who's doing it.
I didn't like it.
This is the last one.
Whether you win or lose.
This is the last one.
Don't do it.
Even if you win or lose, don't do anything weird.
You're still the same.
I'll do it.
You're declaring to run away.
You're right.
I have a bird.
If you do that, you'll be punished.
Are you calling me a criminal?
Then I'll leave it to you.
Why?
20 minutes.
It's hard.
It's the first hole for Mr. Shimura.
It's spinning.
It's the first hole of the day.
It's no good.
I don't have faith in you.
Show me.
It's no good.
I don't have faith in you.
It's coming in.
If you turn right, it's no good.
All right!
With enthusiasm, it's the first hole for Mr. Hama.
It's going to the left, but...
OK, OK!
Are you OK?
No problem!
You can shoot from there, right?
Yes! Three-one, OK!
It's hard!
Give me! Give me!
You've never done it before, right?
No!
You know what I mean!
Mr. Hama is playing with a fool!
The second hole is going to the right!
Which way...
It went over there!
It just went over there!
Are you OK?
No problem!
You look fine!
Mr. Shimura is in the middle of the fairway.
He's in the best position!
It pulled me!
Hey!
Is it a bunker?
Hey!
It might be an eyeball!
It's no problem at all!
OK!
It's your chance, Mr. Hama!
It's my chance!
I'm an eyeball!
Look at that bunker!
I'll take it easy!
No matter what!
I'm a little nervous!
It's good!
You fried it well!
It's good!
Nice!
It's good!
I won't do it!
The ball is buried!
I don't know what's going on!
Mr. Shimura is in a pinch!
It's nostalgic!
This is a nice out!
Shimura is really competitive!
The match has been brought to a green pad.
That's difficult!
This is a big match!
From a weak mood to a serious match has been decided!
Shimura is perfect!
Weak!
You didn't hit it!
If you can sink this...
You win!
The chance has come!
You're perfect!
It's getting really quiet.
Everyone is nervous.
I can hear it.
I can't hear it!
Hama-chan is in a bogey!
Now, Shimura-san, if you can sink it, it's a draw!
Nice!
Don't eat it!
Well, Ken-chan, with this...
Yes, so...
Yes.
We fought for 6 hours, but...
Yes.
It's completely even.
That's right.
Yes, it's a good match.
Well, that's it for today.
Hey, hey, hey.
You're going to say that to your seniors?
That kind of thing.
That's it for today.
That's right.
Next time, we'll do it again.
Again.
Well, but...
Right?
It's frustrating.
If you say you don't like the result, you'll lose somehow, right?
Right?
If you pretend to be sharper, you'll lose.
Right?
If you get shot like that, you'll lose.
Hey, young man.
Who are you talking to?
Nine-year-old young man.
Don't say it!
Young man...
Nine-year-old...
Next time, we'll win.
That's fine.
No, but...
It's frustrating.
I'm doing this because I'm a professional.
Don't say it!
Hey, hey!
Well, we'll definitely do it again next time.
It's frustrating, isn't it?
That's it for today's golf match.
Again, in Utsunomiya.
Good job!
How's the result?
Golf is a sport that's more than just age.
But, it's okay to throw a ball,
but if you throw a car on the way back,
you'll get caught by a police officer, so be careful.
Next up is the second model of the football match.
It's a special one.
The police motor battle special!
Since it's special, let's have another model appear.
This is amazing.
Please come out!
- I won. - I lost by 6 hours.
- Because you did it early?
What?
- I did it in the morning. - Because you did it early.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
- I'm a little lonely. - Oh, I see.
- So, is it a draw? - Yes.
- I think it's going to be a tough battle. - Really?
Now, let me ask you a question.
What is the picture of our team?
Hey, don't say it now. Think about it and finish it!
- May I? - May I, Tamao?
- Tamao, may I? - Please look at it.
Here is the picture of our team!
- I'm sorry. - Sorry?
- Sorry?
Do my best now!
He's totally snatched my shirt.
What kind of face is that?
It's just a normal set-up.
It's nothing special.
It's just a normal training.
Hey, come here, you filthy bastard!
Hey!
What do you want me to do?
Come on!
Do you want me to run?
I can't run like this.
Can you really run like this?
Well, I can run a little, but...
I'm not fast enough.
I think I'm...
I think I'm good-looking.
What do you call me?
You're too cute!
I see!
You're too cute!
I see!
You're too cute!
But I can't help it!
You can't help it!
You're too cute, but I can't help it!
You just made me laugh!
You're too cute, but I can't help it!
Okay, look at me! Let's go!
Here's my picture!
(Laughter)
This is perfect!
(Laughter)
Shimizu-san!
(Laughter)
Is that possible?
(Laughter)
Can you stand up for a second?
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
Doesn't he look like one of those look-look ladies or something?
(Laughter)
He's cute, isn't he?
(Laughter)
Where did you go?
(Laughter)
Where did you go?
Look forward to it!
(Applause)
Now, the second round!
(Applause)
This is amazing!
This is a comment, but...
Don't you feel like doing it?
(Laughter)
Don't you feel like doing it?
He's saying, "Don't you feel like doing it?"
Don't you feel like doing it?
Don't say it!
Don't you feel like doing it?
Don't say it!
(Laughter)
Don't say it in a bad way!
I was trying to have fun.
You're in a very bad way.
(Laughter)
Well...
(Laughter)
Here's a picture of our team!
(Laughter)
Don't do it!
(Laughter)
You're in a very bad way!
I don't like that mouth of yours!
I don't like it anymore!
What's going on here?
I was doing this when I was in elementary school.
But you look like you're about to do something.
Like changing your hairstyle or something like that.
I don't want to do it.
For now, you should take off your glasses.
I'm full of motivation.
He's full of it.
Tonight, five seconds before!
We're in the middle of the show.
Tonight, five seconds before!
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Our photo is...
...this one!
You're blinding me with your glasses!
What kind of crazy thing is this?
I wanted to do it like this.
What kind of talent is this?
You're not dressed up at all!
Sorry for the wait.
You idiot!
Don't get lost!
What are you doing?
Mr. Ishino!
Sorry for the wait.
Alright, it's three against two.
One point for Team Hamada!
Anyway, Mr. Kishime, you're so funny!
I didn't do anything!
Let's move on!
Round seven!
I wonder what this is.
What could this be?
Is it a protector?
Protector...
Well, it's probably a protector, isn't it?
It's probably a protector, isn't it?
I don't like our team's judging!
Ah! It's a bulletproof vest!
Ora!
Ah! It's dangerous!
What is this?
This is...
Seven!
It's dangerous!
As for our team's judging, I don't think it's very strong.
Ah! It's dangerous!
If you've seen this before, you'd know what it is, wouldn't you?
If you've seen cars before, you'd know what it is, wouldn't you?
Here is our team's photo!
The drive is really bad!
It's strange!
The parking lot is closed!
Ah, that's not it!
This is a picture of me talking!
The drive is really bad!
Ah, wait!
This picture is safe!
There's a race car!
One point for Hamada's team!
The last round!
What could this be?
For now, let's see.
Our team's picture is...this!
This...what is this?
What is this?
It's disgusting!
You're the one who took it!
What school did you go to?
I was a speed skater.
This is our...
Your natural look?
That's right! We didn't do anything!
The last round!
Our team's picture is...this!
- Women! - What!?
- That face! - That face!
- It's a white squid. - What's with that face?
- What are you doing?
This match is 1 point for Amada team!
So, the score is 6-2 and Amada team wins!
The winner team still hasn't won anything.
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
This is for you, Mizuno-san.
Oh, thank you very much!
Then Mizuno-san, can you show us the one you're attracted to?
Seriously...
But we still had some.
We still had some.
Some that we couldn't throw away.
We still had some that we couldn't throw away.
We still had some.
That's right.
You move out of here.
Like, "Move the junk out of here."
So let's see this.
Can you do it one more time?
His face looks sadder than when he was hit.
His heart is sad.
Let's say goodbye while looking at this picture.
We are RIDER!
It's been a while. How many times have we met?
A couple of times.
Are you playing?
We are.
What are we playing today?
Today is...
RIDER GAME!
We came up with it.
RIDER!
Let's play!
Today is RIDER GAME!
RIDER GAME!
We won!
You know about RIDER GAME?
Yes!
Okay, let's go.
Shall we play?
Let's say hello.
Let's be polite.
Yes!
Thank you!
You...
I thought you didn't watch it.
No, I said thank you!
Thank you!
Don't lower your head.
Don't lower your head!
Don't apologize to your seniors.
Yes!
You...
Yes!
You...
Yes!
Line up like this...
Transform!
What does "transform" mean?
"Transform" means...
This is fine.
This is "transform"!
Got it?
"No. 1" means that both sides transform.
Yes, both sides transform.
Got it!
And "no. 1" means me.
Got it!
Let's go!
I'll go first!
Yes!
RIDER NO. 3!
RIDER NO. 2!
RIDER NO. 1!
Transform!
What is "transform"?!
What?
But you guys!
You guys have just started talking!
Transform!
RIDER NO. 3!
RIDER NO. 2!
RIDER NO. 1!
Transform!
RIDER NO. 3!
RIDER NO. 2!
RIDER NO. 1!
Transform!
RIDER NO. 3!
RIDER NO. 2!
RIDER NO. 1!
Transform!
Got it!
All right!
Hello!
Got it!
Are you okay?
Rider No. 3!
Rider No. 2!
Rider No. 4!
Transform!
Rider No. 3!
Rider No. 2!
Rider No. 1!
Transform!
Rider No. 3!
Rider No. 2!
Rider No. 1!
Transform!
This is fun!
Actually...
You!
Go, go! Shut up!
Shut up!
Actually...
You!
Shut up!
Rider No. 3!
Rider No. 2!
Rider No. 1!
Transform!
Rider No. 1!
Punishment.
Fine.
I'll start.
First of all...
Yoka-san, you can't laugh.
You can't laugh. It's not fair.
You can't do it?
Yoka-san is turning his heart.
You can't laugh.
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Hey, let's do it together.
Yes, Yoka-san.
Wait a minute.
This is pitiful.
Wait a minute.
What kind of ending is that?
Okay! Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number one!
Transform!
Rider number three!
Rider number two!
Rider number three!
This is pitiful.
Wait a minute.
This is pitiful.
This is a good way of stimulating your prostate.
Okay, I'll take the punishment.
I'll take it.
I'm a man.
No, you can't move, Miss.
Who's got the prize?
I don't have it.
Wait a minute.
I'm in a downtown.
You two are doing it, aren't you?
Wait a minute!
You two...
Anshin!
Are you all right?
I can't help it.
You are manly.
All right, let's get together.
Yes!
This way.
Can you read this?
We are good friends.
Can you read this?
We are good friends!
This is important for you.
Take care of your friendship.
But...
It was fun.
Really.
I remembered it when I was little.
I remembered it when I was a kid.
You are cute.
You are not ashamed of yourself.
It was really fun.
I know it's hard for you, but you can do it.
You can do it!
All right!
You are kind.
Thank you!
You can do it!
You are cute.
All right!
See you!
Thank you, Hiroshi. You put together such pharaoh- like members so well.
Thank you!
Now, next up is... Yamada Hanako's love affair!
I'm not going to let you miss it because they keep appearing, blondie!
Yamada Hanako's love affair!
This time, it's love affair edition!
Yamada-san, are you going to do Hanako's love affair as a special?
Well, as soon as you say love affair edition, I feel like I can't decide.
But I'll manage somehow.
For now, let's welcome today's project's main character!
Yamada Hanako-san, please come out!
Yamada Hanako's love affair!
Come down slowly!
She has quite an attitude.
It's really high, isn't it?
Yamada-san, let's finish it today.
Please, really!
Well, well, well...
Yamada-san has already said yes, so it's up to you to decide.
She has a good attitude.
If you choose her, you can't say no, can you?
That's right.
Well, for now, let's go!
Please!
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
First Check!
If you don't mind...
- Now, Matsumoto-san... - Yes?
- What will you do for this first stage? - The minister will decide it for me.
- As soon as you're born? - Yes.
- What kind of face do you like? - I like a wild face.
- And what kind of people do you like recently? - Kinki Kids' Seishiko.
- Is that wild? - Yes.
- Well, there are three of you for now... - Yes.
- I think it would be good if about ten people were gathered here... - Wow!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- It was a little tough, wasn't it? - Yes.
- Are you kidding me? - Yes, I am.
- It's not always like this, is it? - It's not always like this.
- You're going to do something you hate the most. - That's right.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I don't think it was that bad just now. - I was saying a good line, but...
- It was a little wild... - Yes, I'm going to make it a little extravagant today.
- I'm Tanako Tanaka, nice to meet you. - Thank you.
- The audience is excited! - The audience is excited!
- Even men who are thought to be far from the "wild" type that Tanako is talking about were pressed the "yes" button...
- And in the first screening, only thirteen people passed.
- It's the last one! - Yes!
- Number 30, Hashi Katsujo. Nice to meet you.
- Bang! - Bang!
- Is it allowed? - Yes. - Oh, it's allowed. - Yes. - Oh, it's allowed.
- Now, everyone's face checks are over. - Yes.
- Out of 30 people who liked it, 14 people... - Wow!
- You only shaved half of it! - It's mostly decided in your mind... - It's mostly decided. - It's decided. - Yes.
- Then, let's move on to the next check. - Yes. - Let's go.
- Second check! - Receiving a present... - I'm sweating!
Okay, good, good!
- Manohman... - Okay, Manohman. - Yes. - The second check!
- Well, the second check is... it isn't quite mutually refused, but... - I see. - It's somehow... - Well, it's good to express your father's feelings through your presents. - Yes. - It's somehow... - Yes. - Well... - Well, it's easily Unbelievable!
- Do you have anything you want right now? - Um, not really... - Okay, then. - The remaining 14 people, please appear. - Yes, first person. Please appear!
Number 3, Yasuiro Sudo.
In accordance with Hanako-san's wishes, he has come to protect Hanako-san and his body with protein and Cody Bill for this day.
- Oh! - You've made a breakthrough!
- Now, please hand it over.
- If you hand it over now and come up close and look at Hanako...
- Would you say, "No, I can't do it anymore"? - No, of course you can't do it anymore!
- You've only seen Hanako before, and this is the first time you've seen Hanako from such a distance... - When you see her like this, there's nothing you can do about her going back home, right?
- Well, you know, it's natural for you to lose your appetite. - Yes, of course.
My name is Takeya Tonohiro. For Hanako-san, I've even made a box and brought a cow piggy bank.
- Oh! - You've made a breakthrough! - Yes, yes, yes. - Please hand it over.
- You've made it by hand, haven't you? - Yes, I've made it by hand. - I've said it before, haven't I? - Yes, you have.
- I've brought a heart-shaped spray. - Oh, no!
- Well, you know... - At least you should have put on a ribbon or something. - Yes, yes, yes. - It was fine as it was.
- For Hanako-san's sake... - Thank you very much. - Let's drink together. - Yes, thank you.
- As I thought, alcohol is... - I don't have an eye for it anymore. - Give it back! - I don't have an eye for it anymore!
- This was good. - This was good. - For Akara - sama's sake...
- It's for your sake, you know. - Yes, yes, yes. - Chibikko, don't do it. - For Akara-sama's sake...
- I don't have an eye for it anymore. - No. 12, it's me, Miwa. Today, for Hanako-san's sake...
- I've brought an alarm clock for the mannequin cat and a telephone card for Kinsangin-san. - Thank you very much.
- Here you are.
- Thank you very much.
- Well...
- There's a message.
- There's a message, too.
- It's always like this.
- It's for you, Kinsangin-san.
- Isn't it for me?
- I don't know.
- You're always talking on the phone.
- Hanako-san, I've brought a love water gun for you today.
- I knew you'd do it.
- It was bad, wasn't it?
- Isn't it better to have something expensive?
- If you're sincere...
- It's fun.
- I've brought love water for you today.
- What?
- Love water?
- I knew you'd do it.
- Is it okay?
- Yes.
- Isn't it funny?
- Please wait a moment.
- I'm Kinsangin-san of No. 18.
- I've brought a scarf of Edemes for you today.
- Thank you very much.
- It's expensive.
- Give it to him.
- He looks like a Kenyan.
- Oh, Osunikei?
- Yes.
- I'm No. 19, Tanaka Kaoru.
- Today...
- You didn't say anything!
- Let me go!
- You didn't say anything!
- Then what is it?
- It's like a telegraph.
- When I saw him with love, my hands were shaking.
- Well, I'll give it to you.
This is it, Hamada-san. I don't know if this is our destiny or not.
I know, right? But there are still five of us left.
Number 23, Keito Omura.
In order for you to know how warm my heart is, I'll give you a fire extinguisher.
I'm glad you're fine. What is it?
No, I made a mistake.
Number 25, Yoshiro Imura.
In order for you to look at me all the time, I brought you a stand mirror.
Thank you for bringing it.
What is it?
After all...
It's still...
We still don't know, do we?
Number 27, Yanagiswara Hamada-san.
Thank you for bringing it.
When I think of flowers and plants, I think of roses.
But I chose a unique flower and brought it with me.
Thank you for bringing it.
So...
It's done.
You know, for amateurs, they go up and down while doing make-up like this.
Well, that's fine.
But I can't guess, either.
No. 29, In-depth Article 1.
I brought a passionate rap song for Mr. Hanako.
Listen to me.
As a sample, I'll sing it now.
Well, I'll put it away for you.
Yes, please.
It can't be helped.
I'll put it away for you.
No. 30, Kazuhiro Hasu.
Well, I brought a lot of things.
First of all, when you're tired, please drink some black tea leaves.
As if you're training your body, it's a hand grip.
That's all.
Wonderful.
Wonderful, isn't it?
OK.
Hey, can you pass me that?
Since we're here.
So, the second check has ended.
Out of 14 people, 9 people are left.
OK.
So, it's the last check, isn't it?
Let's go to the final check.
Final check!
In wonderful words...
I'm sweating!
Mr. Amada, it's finally...
Yes.
...the last check.
That's right.
Yes.
Mr. Amada, now...
Yes.
...there are 9 people left.
There are 9 people left.
This is the final check.
Yes.
Is it final?
Well...
What is it?
There are 8 people left.
Yes.
As soon as you like someone...
Yes.
...it's decided.
I see.
For example, if you like Hanako...
Yes.
...the other 8 people...
Yes.
...should leave as soon as possible.
I see.
There are many things to do.
Is there a movie already?
Yes.
Please press the button.
Yes.
Let's go.
Here is the first person.
No. 3, Yasuhiro Sudo.
Today, I've done everything against my family.
If I'm with Hanako, I'm sure I'll be happy.
Thank you.
These strong feelings have been conveyed.
Wasn't there one more person?
Yes, I was worried about what to do, but I lost to my earnest feelings.
Well done.
You did well.
Yes, you two.
That's right.
Well, you can go down and stand there.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's go.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's a kind leader.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's kind.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm glad you came.
I'll be watching you on the monitor.
Yes, yes.
The moment you were born, for some reason you got a big explosion in the castle.
You know, I was surprised you were the first one.
Yes.
We've been supporting you for a long time, so we'd like you two to have this pair ticket for your trip to Hawaii.
Oh, really?
- I'd like to give you this as a gift. - Really?
But we can't just give it away, so you two have to work together to face life's headwinds.
I'll leave it here, so you two can wear it for some reason and go outside.
- This is Kurano-san's seniority. - Seniority.
- Seniority, huh? - Then, Hanako-san. - Yes!
Set your sights on traveling abroad! Start!
[Laughter]
OK! OK! OK!
Hey, you!
[Laughter and applause]
[Music]
Where is it good?
Yes, yes.
I was very impressed with that one line.
[Music]
The wind of that day killed dreams.
The man walked with everything in his hands.
Ah...
When you ride a cute little boy on a cute little escalator,
be careful of his cute little feet!
When a cute child is trembling in his hands,
use as big of a cloth as you can and even bigger love
to lift him up.
Ah, come on!
You can't go back there, man!
When you're on a journey with a cute child,
please tell him that there is also a way of calling him "rosary".
Ah, come on!
You can't go back there, man!
It's been a long time, Mr. Imiji!
Please make Aikawa-sho's impersonation funny.
Please tell him that UAE is an Arab Republic.
Please tell him that Matsukata Hiroki and Meguro Yuuki are brothers.
Please tell him that Alien 3 is Kohan Gudako.
That's it. This show is over.
Thank you for letting me show you this awful thing in this bad weather.
Thank you very much!
If you have a chance like this again, please come and see us!
Thank you very much for today!
Thank you!
Let's listen to one last song.
Lately, I've gradually come to understand
that even if we die, no one will cry.
I've come to see a lot of things
that I don't want to see, but
dogs always put a seal somewhere.
When I take a bath after bird bath, something strange floats in the water.
Etemonkey is full of keys.
Why do you need keys?
Ah, eccentric boy!
Cowboy's big brother has come to hunt someone again.
I don't feel like eating anything.
What?
I have a lot of things to do.
Anyway, it's sad play again tonight.
One day, a series of sad plays.
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