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I don't want to see my dad's face ever again.
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EXCENTRIC EXCENTRIC EXCENTRIC BOY
The reason why there are more and more adults is because there is an EXCENTRIC BOY
He's scary, he's too scary, he's a bad guy
There's a good guy in there, but he's a bad guy
UNBELIEVABLE
Sweet scent and mouthfeel, a good future treat
Celebration race
Even if it's sweet, it's delicious
But there are times when it's hard
Round and earth, round and earth, is it that round?
Eat it, eat it, I don't know either, that little bag, 70 bags
EXCENTRIC EXCENTRIC EXCENTRIC BOY
It's been a while since you've been in a studio
That's right
It's been a while since you've relied on a stylist
That's right
Everyone's always in a jersey
That's right
Last time, we did this in an open car
Yes
We did it
This time it's photos
Yes
First of all, the team is...
It's a little messy but...
Amara...
Amara and...
These members...
I think they're better
No...
That's not true
Each of you will take a picture and...
If we show it...
You'll laugh
Yes, yes
That's the point
Yes, yes
But the audience's reaction is different
But, well...
Our photo is just...
What?
What is this?
What is it?
What?
What is it?
It's weird
Don't say stupid things
We didn't do it
We think it's a trend
It's a trend
We pull it and...
It's unnatural
- I don't know. - I'll dance the day before.
- Don't worry about it. - Don't worry about it.
- Photos are also important for models. - Yes.
Let's welcome this person who worked as a model for us.
Please come in!
Thank you for taking pictures of us.
Thank you.
But if you change our team and your team, it's not fair.
The model is the same.
It's the same.
We took pictures of all kinds of patterns.
Right?
It doesn't matter where you take it, you can take it anywhere.
Don't curse me like that.
But you had a hard time this time too, didn't you?
You had to pose and dress up in all kinds of ways.
Which one is it?
It was hard, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was hard.
Let's do it.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I won.
This is hard.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's see.
I won.
I'm going to high school.
You're going to high school?
Yes.
First round.
It doesn't matter where you take it, you can take it anywhere.
As long as we don't laugh when we see it.
It doesn't matter where you take it, you can take it anywhere.
Don't curse me like that.
Are you ready?
I'm sorry.
Are you ready?
Here is the photo.
I won't say it out loud, but if you don't like it, you can't do it.
I won't say you can't do it.
Captain!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, this is...
This is...
It's completely ruined.
It's burned out.
The final round is over.
It's over.
I'm not wearing gloves anymore.
Oh, I see.
Now it's our turn.
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to see you like this.
Miyai-san, what kind of face were you making?
No, I wasn't making a bad face.
Teacher!
Yes!
Let's go!
With a face like this, you'll be fine, won't you?
Well, that's fine.
Higashino, you're already laughing!
What?
Yes, you're already laughing!
You're already laughing in this video!
I understand, I understand.
I'm counting on you.
You're already laughing!
I understand!
You're already laughing!
I understand!
You should keep your face like this.
No, you're laughing!
Make it look like you're laughing.
You're already laughing!
You're so close.
You're really annoying.
Really.
You're really annoying!
Let's go!
His picture is...
THIS!
This is not true!
Don't say that!
This is not true!
Wait a minute! Isn't this a photo of a hot spring?
No!
There's an anode here.
There's a white film on it.
What is this?
What does it mean?
Try opening it!
It says "If you open it, you can go in!"
Really?
Boss!
Boss, I don't use anode!
If it was anode, it would be a violation!
I don't use anode anymore!
Boss, you went in properly, right?
Wow!
This is...
It's a little small hole, but it's okay!
This eye is ugly, isn't it?
If you open it and roll it up,
you'll be a little annoyed, won't you?
What?
Is that possible?
Is it real?
This is real!
I see!
What is this?
This program is broadcasted by Nisshin.
Kobayashi Seiyaku, P & G and...
...the sponsors of this program.
Now, let's move on to the second round!
Are you ready?
Okay!
Here we go!
Here is the photo!
Go! Go!
That's crazy!
I imagined various patterns...
...but it came out of nowhere!
What are you holding in your right hand?
A stone! A stone!
A stone?
A stone!
What are you holding in your right hand?
It's a primitive amount, isn't it?
That's right!
You're holding it like this...
I was saying "the opposite"!
Ah! This is "the opposite"!
This is...
"sashimi"!
Don't you get it?!
That's...
Our photo is...
Here!
What's wrong with his face?
What's going on?
What's wrong with his face?
His face is...
It's broken.
His face is often broken.
It's not only his face.
He's got many kinds of faces.
If you keep looking at it, you'll be like "wow"
The president didn't even take a step
The president isn't scared at all
The second round is decided!
The third round!
Let's see, the next one is pretty bad
If you could answer it at first glance, you might be able to answer it
But I don't think you can answer it
We don't know much about the situation of the next one
But we chose it because it's funny
Let's go
Here is the picture!
Let me see, let me see
Oh!
This, this face!
This is self-destruct device ON!
It's dirty!
It's really dirty!
It's dirty!
Self-destruct device is on!
Is there such a thing?!
It's dirty!
Don't let go of it! It will explode!
Teacher!
This is...
I don't know about this situation.
Speaking of the tangled thing just now...
Yes, the thing that is surrounded...
I don't know about that!
It's like "juppongo" (Japanese word for "tongue- tied")
Please see it!
Let's see it!
Our picture is...
This one!
Thank you!
Ah, I can't stand it anymore.
I won't lose my temper until the end!
You said you wouldn't come, but you didn't come!
I said I wouldn't come, but it looks like you took it off!
No, it's not like that!
It looks like you took it off!
I won't lose my temper until the end!
No, it's not like you took it off!
Now, the third round has begun!
The fourth round!
This is, well, yes...
Shall we call it "consultation successful"?
Yes, something like that.
Yes, yes.
This is...
Yes, this is...
Yes, something like that.
Can I say something?
Yes, of course!
Of course!
You're not going to say anything?
It's just a joke!
It's a joke!
Something like that?
Yes, yes.
I may have said something long, but...
Don't say it like that!
Can I say something?
Yes!
Here is the photo!
Thank you very much, sir!
Is this still a decision?
This is Itao.
Itao is stubborn.
Miei, you can't see the glass.
That's natural.
It's funny when you look at me like that.
I wonder if I'm losing a little.
It's a two-piece set, so it's a series of pom- poms.
It's pretty normal in a shop.
It's like Miyai in a shop.
It's a picture like that.
Miyai, isn't it better to raise your socks?
It's blue socks.
Then let's go.
Here it is!
Welcome!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your purchase!
Thank you very much!
Please come again!
Oh, Ichika!
Ichika!
Oh, Ichika!
Miyai-san, don't refuse!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You can't refuse, Miyai-san!
So, for now, Team Natsumoto has one point!
Now, for the fifth round!
There is nothing here anymore!
If you look at it, you'll know.
Uh... that's fine, right?
Uh... please look at it carefully!
Uh... don't deliberately look at weird places and try not to look at the picture, okay?
Yeah, I know about that.
That's right!
Especially the board.
Yes.
Thank you.
Please look at Miyai-san carefully!
Miyai-san...
This Miyai-san...
Here is the picture!
It's an Afghan!
What are you doing?
This is Armgan!
This is the first time I've heard of it!
I'm going to kill you!
Armgan!
Nice!
I thought it would be similar, but...
Armgan is a little...
I can't help it if you don't show me!
First, look at me!
Here we go!
My picture is...
This one!
Help me!
What's wrong with you?!
What is this?!
What are you doing?!
It's disgusting!
Why?!
It's so simple!
Help me!
Big Camera's idiot!
Araki Murakami!
Let's go! Final round!
A lot of people have seen it.
This was the most popular one, so we chose it as the last one.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Well, we have no choice but to show it to you. - That's right.
- We have no choice but to show it to you. - No, we don't.
- Well, let's go. - Thank you.
- Oh, my. - You like it, don't you?
- You're laughing a lot. - Please take a look at it.
- You like it, don't you? - No!
The photo is...
...this one!
The photo is...
...this one!
What's up with you?
Shut up!
That's amazing!
Itano-san is really patient.
That's right.
He's still laughing here.
There was another one, but we chose it and it ended up like this.
But this one is the funniest.
As I thought.
My lips hurt.
Why is that?
Laugh!
Okay, Itano-san.
We chose the first one, right?
Does anyone know?
That's right.
But it's funny.
You tell us.
So far, the Amazon team has one point.
Yes.
Let's go.
Simon, right?
I'm laughing too.
Wait a minute.
It's one against two, right?
That's right.
I made one person laugh.
If you don't laugh, it's a draw.
If you don't laugh, it's a win.
No, it's a draw.
A draw?
That's right.
You're laughing.
Huh?
It's a draw!
But...
What are you saying?
What are you doing?
You're making me laugh.
If you don't know, it's a draw.
Okay, we know.
Now we're at the end, right?
Yes.
Now, since we're at the end...
How do I say it...
A piece of work...
A picture...
How about we...
Enjoy a movie with everyone?
Ah, is that so?
That's true.
I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun with that.
Then...
Shall we start?
The last picture we'll show you...
Is this one!
(Laughing)
You guys are so annoying!
Why are you guys laughing?
This is fun!
I can't stand this old clock anymore!
Why is it a clock?!
- That's... - We said it too!
- Why is it a clock?! - Why is it a time slip?! It's a clock!
The first round is 3-1!
The current score is 3-1!
Team Amada wins!
Mr. Mario, this way.
President, this way.
President, you worked the hardest.
Thank you very much.
You should have taken a better picture.
Maybe I should have taken that picture?
That one.
That one?
It took you quite a while.
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Shall we see it?
Yes.
This is the picture.
What is it?
I saw it, too.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Let's see it.
Here it is.
The winner of the sauna team is...
This one!
I like it.
But if you look at it like this...
President, what do you think?
If you look at it like this...
It's cool.
If you put a clock on it like this...
I like it.
If you put a jigsaw puzzle on it, it would be cool.
While we were doing this and that, the president barely spoke.
For now, the photo battle is over.
This has been the sauna team photo battle!
Thank you very much, everyone!
Bad Scientist
The land of Okhida, Japan.
This is the lab of "Bad Scientist" group "GOD".
The final weapon for world conquest...
...the Mecha Lion's real battle test is repeated.
In the last test, they lightly defeated 100 lions...
...and are one step closer to completion.
Deploy! Mecha Lion!
- Professor! - Yes!
The battle seemed to be easy!
You saw how I breathed, didn't you?
This way of breathing...
...newcomers can't do it, can they?
Do you have a problem with that?
- Even that is enough for today... - Yes!
- I'll power you up even more... - You bastard!
- Even though you spent 8 million yen last time... - Yes!
In addition to that, you spent 2 million yen...
...and finally spent 10 million yen!
You did it!
You even spent 2 million yen!
- Let's crush this show with this momentum! - Yes! Let's crush it!
- We should crush it! - Yes!
- Well, well... - We should crush it!
It can be said that...
...this time's enemy is worse than last time.
- This is... - Today's enemy is bad, isn't it?
- Today's enemy is really bad, isn't it? - Yes!
- This is... - But more than that...
- This is more powerful! - That's right!
- Well, you should see this first! - I understand!
- Then, let's go! - Yes!
Come out, Omega Lion!
- Can you power me up? - I can!
- Professor! - Yes?
- Isn't it amazing? - Well, well, well...
- Take a look at this. - The back is amazing!
- This is amazing!
- Professor! - Yes?
- Is this okay? - What's okay?
- Is the new Mecha Lion okay? - It's okay!
Why are we wearing this?
No, no, at first I didn't want it either, but...
...when I look at AD's face, he looks like he's serious.
- I wonder if I should wear it. - What do you think of this?
- You're right! - Yes.
- Is it okay? - Well, let's take a look.
- We haven't seen it yet, right? - That's right!
- Something like that. - Yes, understood!
Then...
...Buffalo!
Come out!
Hey, no!
- What? - No! Look at that!
It's huge!
No!
What's that?
Oh, no! This is bad!
No!
This time's opponent...
...who appeared on the battlefield with courage and leisure...
...Buffalo!
Height 2.10m, weight 800kg...
...the attack from his huge body is merciless!
What kind of battle will this powerful enemy...
...Buffalo face?
- Then... Professor, let's go! - Let's go!
Open!
- Muramatsu! - Yes!
- Let's start! - Yes!
- Professor! - What?
What should we do?
- Let's do a Mecha Punch! - Let's do a Mecha Punch!
Oh, you're facing this way! I don't like it!
This is scary!
Let's do a Mecha Punch!
Mecha Punch!
The Mecha Lion fires both fists at a speed of 300 meters per second,
attacks the enemy from a distance,
chases them to the end of the earth, and kills them!
- Let's go! - Professor, let's go!
Mecha Punch!
Wow!
- Let's go forward a little more! - Yes!
Let's do a Mecha Beam, which has been powered up!
Mecha Beam!
The Mecha Lion fires at a speed of 300 meters per second,
attacks the enemy from a distance,
chases them to the end of the earth, and kills them!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- From now on, it's different! - Really?
No, pull it down!
The back! The back!
Let go of it!
Pull it down!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - What should we do, Muramatsu?
- Should we go with "Mecha Shower"? - If we do "Mecha Shower", it'd be worse!
"Mecha Shower"!
Mecha lions release water from their chests,
Generate a stir in any place and drown the enemy!
Megashower is ready!
Let's go!
Yes!
Megashower!
What's this?
I don't know.
What's this?
Mecha Bazooka!
Mecha Lion fires a bomb from two swords...
...killing all enemies that escape!
Mecha Bazooka!
Mecha Lion fires a bomb from two swords...
...killing all enemies that escape!
Mecha Bazooka!
Mecha Lion fires a bomb from two swords...
...killing all enemies that escape!
What's this?
- What are you doing?! - What?!
- But you're hitting it! - Am I?
- Yes! - Oh, you're right!
- What did you just do?! - Let's go again!
One more time!
This is the last time.
- Muramatsu-kun... - Yes?
- We have no choice. - Shall we go again?
- Let's go even closer! - Yes!
- Let's go even closer! - Shall we?
Let's go!
Go around the corner from the right.
That's good!
Mecha Bazooka!
Muramatsu-kun!
Let me go!
Mecha Lion!
It looks like Senmo is still holding it, so enjoy it!
Today, I'm going to do a handkerchief drop.
The manager says so, so I'm going to do it.
There's definitely a rule...
Oh, there it is!
What are you doing?
I'm holding a fish!
You're making me laugh!
I'm holding a cliff!
Cliffs...
Gather around!
Hey!
Wait for me!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Go ahead!
What are you doing?
All right!
Today's rule is...
I'm going to do a handkerchief drop.
Make a circle.
Make it round.
Handkerchief drop.
Sounds good?
It's been a month.
Mr. Inoue, you can't do it like that.
It's not good.
Let me join you.
I don't want to be left behind.
Let's go.
Are you going to leave me behind?
Yes.
You're funny.
You're all over me.
Are you ready?
Where do you want me to drop you?
Let me know.
Are you ready?
What's this?
Drop me.
You can't do it like that.
You're funny.
If you were here, you wouldn't do it like that.
No, I wouldn't.
The gun hit me.
I saw it.
You can't do it like that.
I saw it.
If you were here, you wouldn't do it like that.
I didn't do it.
It's your fault.
I won't forgive you.
You can't do it like that.
You're funny.
You don't know me, but you don't know me.
You're funny.
Really?
You're funny.
You can't do it like that.
You're funny.
You shouldn't walk like this.
You're funny.
You can do it.
Don't stop...
Don't hold back...
Go go go go!
Don't stop and don't give up!
Go!
Don't give up...
Just ride it...
(Laughter)
You guys! It's not a joke!
You guys! You guys!
You guys! It's not a joke!
You guys! You guys!
I only did it once! It hurts!
It's a mistake! It's a rule!
You guys! It's not a joke!
What are you talking about?
You guys! It's not a joke!
You guys! You guys!
You guys! It's not a joke!
If you do the same concentrated attack in the same place,
I'll punish you in my own way, okay?
I'll punish you in my own way.
It's not a joke!
One concentrated attack is not allowed!
Yes, sir.
Are you serious?
What are you talking about?
I didn't say anything.
Did you say something?
I didn't say anything.
I don't know what you said.
You always blame others.
This young man is getting better.
He is smart.
Let's go.
Yes.
It can't be helped. We have to go.
There he is!
He is really good!
Finally!
I don't know where he is.
What are you doing?
Ouch!
Mr. Unioka!
You...
You are the one who should be hit in the head.
You...
You are...
But...
We have chosen one of you as the worst one of today...
To die.
Ah, okay.
The one with the worst grade today.
The one with the worst grade!
Who was it?
The one who was first hit!
Yes, you, first hit.
You were first hit.
Um... second hit!
I...
I was first...
Then...
I was first...
Yes, you were first...
Okay, I was first.
Okay...
Depending on how you do it, you may be scared later...
Stop it!
You must not touch me.
What are you saying?
I'm serious.
You...
OK.
Good!
You look like you're having fun.
I'm happy. I'm going to retire soon.
Hey you!
You!
Hey you!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
OK. Good.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm happy.
OK. Good.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
OK. Good.
I love you!
How about "I love you"?
You're getting angry!
I don't want to do it!
I'm sorry!
I'm happy.
You want to laugh, don't you?
I love you!
Things are getting cold.
There's nothing I want to see.
The dog puts up a sticker somewhere.
Something weird floats in the bath after the bird.
But the tree is full of keys.
Why do you need keys?
Ah, eccentric boy.
Car boy's brother came to borrow money again.
But I can't say "car boy" because it would only make me sad.
Nihao boils water like an idiot.
Nihao uses a tissue like an idiot.
I'm very angry.
All of you are part-time workers.
That picture is ruined.
Ah! I'm happy! This part is missing!
Lately, I've come to understand.
All of my servants are "sashiba".
When I go back home, I wear a 30-meter hat.
Even today, my hair is cut.
The dog is full of trauma.
The bird says anything is delicious.
But the key doesn't answer the phone.
Why doesn't it work?
Ah, eccentric boy.
I can't sleep because I'm worried about the rules.
I feel like I only eat udon.
What?
There are still 20 days left this month.
Ah, I hope it won't be tomorrow.
I'll be sad again tonight.
I'll be sad for three days in a row.
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