AISubs v3.4
With that big adventure attack, Schmeckl Energy...
...has finally been completed!
Oh, I can't wait!
Excentric, Excentric, Excentric boy!
Today, too, the Earth is peaceful
Because there is an Excentric boy!
It's too early, it's too early, Excentric boy!
Equipment is also sufficient, I'm happy!
Excentric, Excentric, Excentric boy!
It's too early, it's too early, Excentric boy!
Indoh!
Waoh!
Saliba!
Horoho!
Edemonki!
Ucchi!
Everyone, let's go!
Anyway, my opponent is my dad's second son
Now, there is a reason for the disadvantage, ni hao!
Of course!
Excentric, Excentric, Excentric boy!
Is it good? Is it friendly?
I don't know, but there are times when I feel lonely
I never want to see my dad's face again
Hang in there, Earth! Hang in there, Earth!
I'm at my limit!
Eat me up! Eat me up!
I don't know either, that little bag, eighty bags!
Eccentrics! Eccentrics! Eccentrics! Boys and girls!
The reason why there are more and more adults is because of Eccentrics! Boys and girls!
It's scary, it's too scary, bad guys!
There are good guys in there, but...
Justice's blade, unbelievable cutter!
Sweet scent and mouth-watering, hungry for good future treats!
Celebration rape!
Even if it's sweet, it has a taste!
Please give it a try!
But there are hard times...
Do you have anything to say to your aunt?
Eccentrics! Eccentrics! Is it that bad?
Eat it! Eat it!
I don't know either, that little bag, eighty bags!
Excentric, excentric, excentric young boy!
This is a star.
Wait a minute.
Even if you say it's an all-star, it's not really an all-star experience.
There were more stars, but there were also things like an obon holiday.
Obon holiday is so rude!
It's not a holiday, sir!
No, it's not!
I'm telling you!
Before that, you two turn your faces to me!
Well, I don't want to talk about such useless things.
After all, I can't call it a hobby.
Today, we're going to introduce you to the all- star shops.
There are one, two, three, four of us.
In those shops, you can work with your favorite cute girls.
Well, there are several kinds of girls like that.
Well, there are a lot of girls like that.
Well, we're going to take a look at how cute they are and rate them.
Okay, okay.
The criteria for rating are looks, style, etiquette, affection, and tightness.
By the way, "tightness" is a criterion for how to make a man high.
I'm leaving now.
Yes.
Where?
Over there.
Oh, I see.
I'm not good at moving places, but I'm good at free dancing.
Are you okay?
I'm starting to vomit.
Are you okay?
Hmm...
Okay, everyone, are you ready?
Yes, yes.
Tetsu-chan's...
Yes.
Favorite...
Yes, yes.
This shop's...
Yes.
Miyamoto...
Miyamoto Kozue-chan.
Yes.
Twenty years old.
Yes.
All the stars are fighting in this dirty jungle of entertainment world, right?
I don't know who made it dirty, but...
Yes, yes.
It's not like that.
We'd like to introduce you to a more pure and ordinary girl.
I see, I see.
We'd like to introduce you to a pure and really cute girl.
A cute girl, right?
Yes, yes.
Is she always at that counter?
Is it her?
Is it her in front of us?
Is it her?
That young...
Maybe I know her now.
Ah! Wait for a minute.
I can see her very well from here!
Ah, I can see you!
Really?
Yes.
I can see you.
She has a round face before we started.
Yes.
I can still see you.
She's a member of a counter.
I know that.
Her face is blonde.
No, it's not!
She's not blonde!
You should see her face!
Yes, she is!
Her face is blonde!
She's not like us usually!
Yes, she definitely is!
She can't be a model for us!
No, no, that's also a sin.
No, no, it's not like that. If you polish it like that, it'll be clean.
It's a lie.
See, see, see!
See, it's a lie!
I think it's cute.
See!
Since the stars' opinions were divided and they wanted to see your faces more clearly, they decided to enter the store.
It's cold, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I see, I see.
It's true, isn't it?
The closer you came, the more I understood you.
Yes.
But, well...
It's all over the place!
I don't like it!
One iced coffee, please.
One cola, please.
Eight cents, please.
One iced coffee, please.
One cola, please.
One cola and one iced coffee, please.
One iced coffee, please.
Is that okay with you?
That's all I'm asking for.
You're the one who's asking for it.
One ice coffee, please.
One iced coffee, please.
One ice coffee, please.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're funny.
Let me show you how I'm funny.
You're funny!
You're not funny!
You're funny!
What's up with you?
It's not hard, is it?
Is this the most expensive one?
Yes, it is.
How much is it?
Oh, I'm sorry. It's 997 yen.
997 yen!
I told you in the beginning!
It's my first time.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Oh!
Well, it's white-collared, isn't it?
Can we drink it in the store?
We have to take-out.
Yes, you can take-out.
You can take-out.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I fell down from the chair.
I was trying to take my feet off.
You were close to Minyan's face.
It's like Degawa's, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It looks like this.
You painted it.
It's like this.
It's like hexagonal.
It's like a robot.
I can't see your style from here.
Oh, I see.
I could see it.
Did you see it?
What about my style?
You're feet are thin.
Oh, yes!
It's me.
It's you, Imada.
Your style is nice and polite.
My style is cool and nice.
Your hippolite is in the middle.
No, you're lying!
There's no way Imada-kun would say that!
It's definitely a TV-like comment!
It's definitely okay, right?!
No, no, for real!
Who's next?
Me.
It's low.
Why is everyone...
For me, Rocks' bad points are a lot of negative points.
What do you mean by "bad points"?
Huh?
What do you mean by "bad points"?
You don't say it often.
Right?
Next is Horo-san.
Rocks' bad points are...
For me, I don't really care about "shagure".
It's not "shagure" at all!
I don't care about it!
Yeah, you don't care about it.
I'm a small-minded person.
When we're together, when we're close together...
I'm the type of person who would say "no, it's not like that".
Next is Horo-san.
It's a beautiful pentagon.
Right?!
Horo-san's tailbone is in the middle.
Originally, she has her lips raised up.
That's why you can see her face from time to time.
I see.
Lastly is Gammon.
Gammon is a straight-line painter.
Gammon-kun!
Gammon's style of looking is...
I like it.
He's a genius.
His tailbone is the same as ours.
His face and personality are very similar.
He has a manly smile.
Oh, is that so?
I've seen her before.
She's got a little bit of it.
Really?!
That's what I think.
No, you don't know her.
She actually has that kind of feeling.
I see...
Delora-san's favourite, Miyamoto Kozue-san.
As you can see, she's an average of six stars.
Her style of looking and mannerisms are like a high-end shop's "ojou-sawa" type.
What do you think of Delora-san's favourite?
The second one is Gammon-san.
It's Gammon-san.
Kaori-san, 22 years old.
A high-end shop.
What do you think of her?
Well...
I like a normal type of person.
That's what I think of her.
Normal?
Normal.
We don't know about Gammon-san's type of woman.
Looking at this, we can kind of see it.
But Delora-san's type of woman is me.
You say "me" when you're cute?
That's... right.
I think you're a little bit cuter.
I don't think you're cute at all.
Who is it?
It's a girl.
How many girls are there?
How many girls?
There are three girls.
Is it a girl in front of you?
It's a small corner.
I think it's a girl in front of you.
But it's small.
Ama-san's reaction is totally different from before.
Really?
Am I going?
Thank you for your purchase.
In order to clearly see Kawaii Gamon's favorite girl, everyone has entered the store.
It seems you have quite a good impression of her, but what kind of girl is she?
Is it good?
Yes.
You have a good eye.
What is it?
I don't know, I don't know.
Wow, wait a minute.
I really don't know.
I know, I know, I know.
Why are you sitting like that?
Hey, don't be surprised!
Stop it!
You can't go in there!
That's what I said!
That eye!
Please stop with that eye!
That eye!
Order, order, order.
Everyone, order.
Order.
Kawaii, can you come over here for a second?
Hey, you can't go in there!
No, no, it's fine, it's fine. Leave it there.
Yes.
Hey, you can't go in there!
I warned you not to go in there, but you didn't listen at all!
Kawaii, I'm sorry, but can you look behind you for a second?
Behind me for a second.
Your hands are a little like this.
Both of your hands are on this table.
It's just a normal kisaten.
I'm sorry about that.
Wait, Kawaii, wait.
It's the same!
Don't be surprised!
Wait, it's like this.
I told you, it's a weird eye.
It's gone.
Your reaction is completely different from before!
Gorou, you're terrible!
Gammon is like this.
That's right.
Really.
He's like this by himself.
Who?
The staff.
I see.
She has something to do like...
...content or something like that.
Wait, Zero!
What are you trying to do?
You can't do that!
That was just like a show!
And it's a content!
How much do you like?
Is it okay?
No!
Are you a past-time foodie?
Let's see the ratings.
Gammon is like this.
You're such a coward!
You're sticking out!
You're a coward!
I'm sorry, but you're already knocked out.
You're really cute!
I'm okay with it.
Ten-chan, you're the best.
Kaori Ando is a cute Tamogu's favorite.
The average rating of the six stars is high.
It seems like everyone likes her a lot.
What do you think of everyone's favorite?
Starting with Sechan and now with Gammon...
Everyone's not awake.
Gammon is fast!
Shunpan is fast!
You're a little fast!
What do you think of her?
If she's an adult woman, I don't think so.
If she's not a woman, I think she's a woman.
We'll go to Gammon's favourite restaurant.
I think Gom is right.
Women!
Adults' favorite is women!
Let's see what everyone thinks.
Let's see.
Kono-san is a senior in the entertainment world.
He is calm and shows women.
Did I say something wrong?
You said it many times.
Are you reflecting on yourself?
It's a quick reflection.
You look energetic when you run.
You look like you're from Aoyama.
Why are you so excited?
Are there any men here?
There are only men.
There is one man wearing a hat.
Is she a woman?
You shouldn't say that.
But she is a woman.
Let's order first.
Excuse me.
Hey, did I do something wrong?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Well...
Yes, please.
What would you like to drink?
Well...
Just a drink is fine, but...
Yes, please.
Well...
I'll have a banana juice.
Banana juice.
I'll have a banana juice, too.
Everyone, please.
Yes, banana juice, please.
If you lower your hair, the atmosphere will be different.
That's right.
Can you tell us a little Japanese story?
Yes, of course.
I see.
Well...
My best friend's "no comment".
It's kind of boring.
He stands on the table and makes funny poses.
It's easy to understand.
It's really...
What was funny?
It's easy to understand.
Don't...
Don't lie to yourself.
I'm serious.
Why are you laughing?
No, no, no.
I'm serious.
Mr. Tamada, let's grow up a little more.
What are you talking about?
Talk!
I'll have a strawberry juice, too.
Yes, please.
I'll have a banana juice, too.
Here you are.
Thank you.
No, no, no.
One more.
One more banana juice.
I'm sorry.
One more.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
One more banana juice.
You're cute.
You're funny.
I made a mistake.
I'm serious.
Every time you come...
Yes.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Where did you take me?
Let me introduce you.
Yes!
First of all, I'd like to introduce you.
Goro Noguchi.
Wow!
You're a drama actor, aren't you?
Goro, you're 20 years old now.
Yes.
Were you short at first?
I've grown up a little.
Actually, I'm also full of love and courtesy.
Full of it!
It's like me.
Your style is probably...
My style is normal.
As for your shortness...
It's a little short, isn't it?
But...
But did you hear that voice?
I heard it.
That low voice.
I heard that low voice.
Oh, it's the complete opposite.
That low voice.
Masumoto-san.
Yes?
Masumoto-san.
I like your courtesy, but...
I like your love and courtesy, but...
Your shortness...
It's about the third one, isn't it?
But your looks are higher than everyone else's, aren't they?
Oh, yes.
Your style is...
I know that a TV show like this will be broadcasted.
Yes.
Normally, you'd put on more makeup, wouldn't you?
Yes.
But you dared to do it with no makeup.
It's like her willpower.
You bought it for her, didn't you?
I bought it for her.
Goro Noguchi's favorite, Erika Onizuka.
As you can see, she has an average of six stars.
She is a beautiful young lady.
How do you like her?
The next person I'd like to introduce is an adult woman.
I'd like her to sweeten up the man a little more.
You mean, make him lighter?
No, I don't mean that.
I'd like her to sweeten up the man a little more.
And I'd like her to have more of a scent of the night.
The atmosphere of it.
Until now, it was all about fast food and pizza shops.
It was all about holding hands and going on a date in the afternoon.
I can see that you're trying your best.
Hey, don't talk to me!
Are you nervous?
Hello.
When they arrived at Kouji Imada's favorite shop,
their favorite girl was late.
Imada-san is in a pinch because of everyone's booing.
It'll be ready in about five minutes.
The shop manager says it clearly.
Not yet?
So you'd like me to be late?
Of course I'd like you to be late!
Me?
Yes, of course!
That's weird.
Well, it's not worth waiting for.
Ah!
It's here!
Everyone, look!
Isn't it cute?
Huh?
Up, up!
This is it!
Up, up!
Let's go back to TMZ!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I don't know anything about pervertism.
Please go into the store.
But, you know, a star's favorite is a cute girl working in a store, right?
It's okay!
Excuse me!
Yes?
Can I have your fingerprints, please?
Fingerprints, please.
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Oh, over there! Over there!
No, no, no. Not at all.
Over there!
Not at all.
Hey!
What I'm curious about is...
Is our partner still a non-commentator?
No, that's not what we're talking about.
Why? What's wrong with you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What do you think of celebrities you like?
I don't have anyone in particular.
You don't have anyone in particular?
No.
I see.
But you have someone you've always been a fan of, right?
I've always liked someone.
Someone you've always been a fan of?
Yes!
Someone you've always been a fan of?
Yes, yes!
Someone you've always been a fan of?
When I was in elementary school...
Oh, of course!
Jingjing!
What's wrong?
Are you embarrassed of Jingjing?
She was in "Tiger Club"!
Oh, she was in "Tiger Club"!
Oh, it hurts a little...
What are you doing, elementary school student?!
It's fine!
We're not "Tiger Club" students!
It's a "restricted movie."
No, it's not like that...
What's wrong with you?
Oh, I don't know...
Um, Mr. Imada...
Yes!
You're our introducer, right?
Yes, I'm pretty tight with you.
It's a nice graph, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is also true.
Yes, it is.
What?
To be honest, I felt like this.
It's not good.
I couldn't listen to ad-lib.
The situation was pretty bad.
What do you mean by ad-lib?
What do you mean?
If I hadn't come out a little more, I would have been nervous.
It was like that.
Wow!
You're out of place!
You're cute and you have a good style.
I think you couldn't talk because you were nervous.
I'm knocked out for the second time today.
Knocked out!
It's not only me who's knocked out for the second time.
Whatever.
Imada Suji's favorite, Takahashi Miwa.
As you can see, she has an average of six stars.
She has a slender style and a wonderful smile.
What do you think of Miwa's favorite?
Well...
I don't know about Takahashi Miwa, but...
She still exists in this city.
I'm really grateful for Gamon.
I didn't know we'd meet like this.
What are you doing?
You're completely targeting me!
I didn't know we'd meet like this.
I'm just happy about it.
I see.
I'm glad you're happy.
If we have a chance, we'll do it again.
Thank you so much for coming out today.
Happy New Year!
The legendary kamoshika, Afrika Marin kamoshika,
has been camping in the savannah for 14 days in search of him.
He hasn't shown up yet.
He's been camping in the savannah for 14 days in search of him.
Bang!
Ninja!
What's up?
Hey!
Oh, it's him.
Oh, I see. It's around here.
Hey, what are you talking about?
Hey!
What are you talking about?
Hey, what are you talking about?
Oh, it's around here. It's around here.
What are you doing at work?
Ninja!
What are you doing at work?
Well, it's hard to say specifically what I do, but...
I'm curious about what you're doing.
Oh, I see.
What do you think I do?
Na... Na...
Na...
Zou...
How is it?
How is it? How is it?
Cut me out! What are you doing? What's your job?
I don't know.
So?
I don't know. I'm sorry.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You know what?
You're mad at me, aren't you?
Oh, no, no.
You think I did something weird, don't you?
No, no, it's not like that.
No, it's really not like that. It's okay.
Oh, really?
It's not like that at all.
Yes, it's okay.
Really?
Yes.
Well...
You know what?
Yes, yes.
If I tell my friends about it...
Yes.
They say I'm a little crazy, but...
Well...
To be honest...
I'm a little... sleepy, you know?
You know? I...
You know? I'm a little... like... I want to get shot, you know?
On the contrary.
You know?
What is it?
Can you do me a favor?
Huh?
Can you do me a favor?
What is it?
Shoot me.
You're aiming for me, right?
Yes, I am.
I don't know, you know?
If you shoot me a little, I might go "Whoa! I got shot!" and I'd be like "Whoa!"
"Whoa! I got shot!" and I'd be excited like never before.
Can you do me a favor?
You know, you're aiming for me, right?
Yes.
I don't have many bullets.
Oh, I see. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Well, you know...
I don't know if it's okay to say it like that, but...
If you say "Go away, you Indian elephant!" I'm not an Indian elephant!
I feel like I'd be like "Whoa!"
You know?
Yes, you're right.
So, you know... "Go away, you dirty Indian elephant!"
I'll go and shoot you, so can you shoot me a little?
Well, you know...
Even if you say it to me, I'll be in trouble!
Go away, you Indian elephant! I'll run away!
That's what you're saying, but you're just saying it.
No, I'm not.
Then say it to me, "Go away, you dirty Indian elephant!"
I won't say it.
You're saying it, right?
No, I'm not. I'm not saying anything.
Oh, I see. I guess you can't help it.
You won't shoot me, huh?
Ah...
Then you do it!
But you won't hit me.
It's embarrassing for me too.
Then I beg you, do it!
Really, just a little.
Right?
Um... where do you want me to hit you?
Huh? Where do you want me to hit you?
Um... your butt... and...
and lastly, your face...
Your face...
Your face is useless.
Your face is dangerous!
Is that so?
But I feel like you're going to scream.
No, I can't do your face.
I'm sorry.
Then your butt.
My butt?
Then say it! "Go, you fucking Indian!"
I understand.
I'm sorry.
Go, you fucking Indian!
What?!
(gunshots)
I wonder if there's any emojis.
There wasn't any.
Right?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I can't do it.
It's too dark.
What should I do?
I won't listen.
It's too dark. I'm scared.
Does it hurt here?
It's dark here.
I don't know about that.
What should I say to my wife?
I don't know about that!
What should I say?
Just say it.
I only wanted to hit your face.
I didn't want you to hit me.
I didn't want you to get in my way.
It hurts! Not at all!
Is it an S?
I don't know.
I can't move.
It's dark.
It's not good. It hurts.
It hurts.
It's tingling.
It's strange.
It's tingling.
It's scary.
It's tingling.
What is that color?
It's strange. It's scary.
It hurts.
I can't read.
You did it again.
How many times have you done it?
Why only this time?
It hurts.
Why don't you say anything?
Emergency summer vacation project "Shaved ice car"
It's hot today too. It's especially hot today.
What degree is it today? 34 degrees.
4 degrees. Well, 7 degrees.
7 degrees.
4 degrees.
I should have written it myself. I thought I could lie.
34 degrees.
It's that hot.
Yes.
Summer vacation is just around the corner.
Well, it's already autumn on Koyomi.
Well, we also...
It's nothing special.
Shaved ice car.
Wait, wait.
It's like a news.
It's hot.
We also want to do something good at the end of summer vacation.
We probably do good things, usually.
Usually, too.
But today, we're going to shave shaved ice with Machinko's idiots.
I see, I see.
Well, we...
Yes.
If we do it one by one like this, it won't hurt.
Look!
It's 80,000 people.
Even if we do it with this small machine of shaved ice, 80,000 people won't be able to do it.
It's impossible for 6 people.
That's right!
That's why we made this kind of machine!
Now, let's have a look!
Here you go!
Oh, this is cool.
An ancient Kamino machine.
The width of the machine is 3.20 meters.
The height is 7 meters.
The width of the shaved ice is 2 meters.
The weight of the shaved ice is 2 meters.
The height is 2 meters and the weight is 8 tons!
With only this, we can make it for about 80,000 people!
That's right!
But we're going to give this to someone big, right?
That's right!
What do we do when we give it away?
When we give it away...
It's not us, it's young people.
There are still young people out there.
Oh, there are still young people out there!
Young people! Young people!
Oh, young people!
No, no! I'm old!
There are still young people out there!
I'm counting on you from now on!
It's hard to say young people, but it's special.
Special, special.
Then, without further ado...
Right?
I'm ready.
Shall we go?
Then, let's go! Start the rotation!
Dad! Run away! Run away!
Dad! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous, right?
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
Hurry up!
I seriously know this song!
It's a battle, or a competition?
With this, yes.
Let's go in the direction of the youngest!
I got it!
It's fluffy ice!
It's a weird feeling.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!
Let's do it.
This is good.
Write it properly.
It's not rough.
It's good, right?
It's not rough at all.
It's good, right?
What kind of character was he?
Why did you do that?
He's a man.
This is good.
It's almost done.
It's done.
It's good, right?
Let's decide the taste.
Let's make it strawberry.
I'll put strawberry all at once.
Here?
Yes, I'll put it all.
Let's go.
Let's put it all.
Let's make it and put it all.
Shut up!
He's angry.
It's rough, isn't it?
It's rough.
Can I do it?
I don't think you can do it.
Can I do it?
I don't think you can do it.
Write it!
One, two...
Okay, okay.
One, two...
You can do it.
Strawberry milk!
One, two...
Okay, melon!
It's good, isn't it?
You're good at drawing with strawberry milk.
What?
You're greedy, aren't you?
Strawberry milk!
Go!
One, two...
Why do you say "no" from me?
It smells really good!
Shall we eat it?
It's done!
Let's eat it first!
How is it?
It's good but...
It's good!
It's good but...
It's good!
Thank you!
What's your name?
Why do you say "no" from me?
It doesn't taste like that!
Here you are!
It's good!
It's good but...
Why do you say "no" from me?
It's good!
It's gross!
Don't eat it!
Don't choose! Don't choose!
The color is too light!
It's going to get in your hair!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Yes, yes, yes.
You're doing it.
It's like you're showing your true self.
Kindness is the best.
Of course! Not only your mouth but also your kindness.
The real...
The real kindness is in you.
I wonder if you've been sent to a cheerleading club.
It can't be helped.
If you want to be picked up, you'd better shut up.
Look at me! Look at me!
Look at me, cameraman!
Look at my swollen face!
You know, I've been going abroad for summer vacation.
But staying in Tokyo like this, I wanted to let you know that you can make memories like this for summer vacation.
I'm sure you all have your cameras lined up.
But I'm sure you can't miss it.
It's all planned.
I'm telling you
If Azuki hits you
Don't say anything
I'm doing this for good
If Azuki hits you
Don't say anything
Thank you very much
Thank you
Thank you very much
Lately, I've come to understand
Even if I die, no one will cry
A lot of things have disappeared
There are a lot of things I don't want to see
The dog puts up a sticker somewhere
After bird bird, when you take a bath, strange things float
Even if you sleep, the tree is full of keys
Why do you need a key?
Ah, eccentric boy
Car boy's brother came to borrow money again
But you can't tell car boy
Because it's only you
Nihao gives you milk like an idiot
Nihao uses tissues like an idiot
I'm really angry, I'm really angry
Everyone is working part-time
Everyone is a servant
If you go back to earth, your mischief will be thirty meters
Even today, my hair is cut
My dog's poison is full of trauma
Even if you eat anything, the bird says it's delicious
But the monkey doesn't answer the phone
Why doesn't it work?
TOEIC, boy
Anyway, this time...
How annoying, I'm so sad
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