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(EXCENTRIC BOY)
EXCENTRIC EXCENTRIC EXCENTRIC BOY
The reason that my number of adults is increasing
is because there is an EXCENTRIC BOY
I'm scared, I'm too scared of bad guys
There are good guys inside
I'm scared of bad guys
Sweet scent and mouth-watering
I'm hungry for good future sweets
Celebration race
Even if it's sweet, I can't speak
But there are hard times
Round earth, round earth
Is it that round?
Eat me, eat me
I don't know that
It's a small bag, 70 bags
EXCENTRIC EXCENTRIC
EXCENTRIC BOY
I'm glad I became a celebrity
Sweet and love love show
This is the second time.
It's been about half a year ago.
I did it in Harajuku.
Today is summer.
I came to Shonan.
There are many young people.
As before, I changed the members a little.
I can't miss this person.
Who is next to you?
I came out last time, too.
I lost every time.
Who is next to you?
I'm the second.
Are you confident?
I don't know.
You're confident, too.
I didn't know.
You took a picture, too.
You looked good.
You looked cool.
How about this?
You're the leader of J-MORE.
Mr. Tomohisa.
Why are you the leader again?
It shouldn't be like this.
Why did you come?
It's not common for a musician to come out like this on a show like this.
We are the musicians' predators.
Let me explain the rules one more time.
One person will go to the beach from now on.
One of these 50 people will choose who they like.
The chosen person will leave.
Who will be the last one to stay?
If you agree with me, you can get off the bus and do whatever you like.
We don't want you to stay.
That's why we put in a lot of money.
That's right.
We can win with this.
We can win.
Last time you told me to get off the bus, but I ended up staying here.
Why did you do that?
Let's start the interview.
Sakurai, how old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
She's 16 years old.
Sakurai, let's have her choose first.
OK.
If you had to date someone, who would you choose?
Torimachi.
Torimachi?
She chose Torimachi.
Next, please.
Eh?
Egashira, you chose Egashira.
Why did you choose Egashira?
I want to hang out with him.
You want to hang out with him, but...
How old are you?
I'm 21 years old.
She's 21 years old.
I'm Katori Shin.
Katori?
What are you doing?
There was someone who asked me to date him, so I chose him.
Go ahead.
Are you ready?
Please stand up and get ready.
Excuse me.
How old are you?
I'm 10 years old.
How old are you?
I'm 20 years old.
How old are you?
I'm 17 years old.
If you're 19 years old, you can't do anything.
OK.
If you had to date someone, who would you choose?
OK.
Why did you choose Yamazaki?
Yamazaki again!
Makikoro.
Yamazaki.
Yamazaki!
Do you like Yamazaki?
Do you really like Yamazaki?
I like him...
You want to date him?
You want to date him?!
She's about to say it!
Stop it!
She says you like Yamazaki.
I don't like him at all!
How many people have left now?
We can laugh about it, but it's about time for Gamon- kun to hurry up and say his last words!
What did Gamon say?
He said "makeup" and put on a lot of make-up!
He went to win!
What did Gamon think of his last words?
If you were to date someone, which man would you like?
If we were to date...
Ah, first you, go ahead.
This one.
Ah, that's right, Shinji Takeda.
Why did you do that just now?!
Why did you do that?!
Go ahead, Shinji Takeda.
Ah, this one.
Everyone's only choosing the same person right now, so it's not very interesting.
But it's still cool?
It's not this person.
Eh?
That one, that one.
Kaiho-kun.
Which one? Which one are you going for?
Eh, please choose this properly.
Which one?
Which one is it?
It's Kawaii Gamon-san, right?
Yes!
Ah, Gamon-nim!
As expected, Gamon chose himself!
Then, if Kawaii Gamon-san really asked you to go out with him, what would you do?
Hmm...
Go on a date for a bit...
Look at his personality and...
Go out with him.
Is that so?
Go out with him.
Congratulations!
It seems to be a gift.
Congratulations!
I want you two to drink this.
Congratulations! You are now a couple.
You are professionals.
Congratulations!
May I?
Yes, you may.
Hiromu is very active now.
How about you, president?
Who is it?
Mr. Kawanishi, you are very active in the sports world.
Why? I'm confused.
I'm confused, too.
You are still confused.
There is no one who will accept you.
I've been confused for a while.
It's decided. You go first.
Mr. Otsuki, you are very active in the sports world.
How about you?
Mr. Otsuki, you are very active in the sports world.
How about you, Mr. Rory, Mr. Eranin?
Mr. Rory, you are very active in the sports world.
Why do you like Mr. Dema?
Because he is cool.
What do you like about him?
He is cool.
Is he your type of person?
He is really cool.
Is he really cool?
He is a big fan of you.
Is he a big fan of you?
Even if you are a comedian, it doesn't matter.
Thank you very much.
Who is she?
She is my girlfriend.
Thank you very much.
I didn't expect you to leave so soon.
I didn't even dream of it.
Thank you very much.
I heard you say you want to date her seriously.
Yes.
If you say you want to date her seriously, is it okay for you to date her?
I don't have any problem with that.
You don't have any problem with that?
She didn't say that on TV.
She is serious about it.
I understand.
He hates you.
He hates you very much.
Hurry up and say it!
This way.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Wait a minute. I'm the last one.
I'm getting anxious.
The leader is getting quiet, too.
What's going to happen now?
It's okay!
There's no one around me anymore.
It's delicious!
It's a corner called "Love love show on the beach", but who would you like to date in this corner?
Let's start with her first, please.
Here!
Michael!
I wonder if there are any old ladies in their forties or older than that.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Sakurai!
Yes!
Fuyuki-san!
Yes!
Are there any old ladies in their forties or older than that?
Are there any people in their forties or older than that?
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Listen to me!
Stop it!
Listen to me, old lady!
Listen to me!
Hey, run away a little!
Old lady, you'll get tired if you do that!
Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry!
Okay!
It doesn't matter how far you run!
Okay! Excuse me!
There are still quite a few people left, right?
It's fun, isn't it? It's like Nakamura.
Excuse me!
Yes!
Excuse me!
Yes!
What do you think?
Why do you like Fuyuki-san more?
What?
Her hairstyle is good.
Her hairstyle is good?
Her hairstyle is good!
So you like people with thin hair?
Yes, I like it.
I don't like people with thick hair that much.
Thick hair?
But, Sakurai!
Sakurai!
Yes!
There are people who are younger and older than you!
But you are 20 years old, right?
Yes!
There are many people who are younger than you, right?
Why?
I like people with thin hair.
Thin hair?
You like people with thin hair?
Hey! Hey!
How about you?
Your singing is good, too, Fuyuki-san.
Yes! It's like a color.
Thank you!
Congratulations!
I'm happy this time!
You're in third place!
I'm in third place!
I thought you were cute!
Did you like it?
Of course!
Then, as proof of your fans...
Congratulations!
I'm happy with it!
Then, you can go now.
Wait!
What do you think of her?
She's the best!
Is she the best?
Yes!
What do you think of the rest of the contestants?
No, not yet!
We'll continue until there are none left.
No, not yet!
We'll continue until there are none left.
But...
I'm angry!
But I'm angry!
But I'm more anxious than the leader!
Who is it?
Nakai Kiichi!
It's me!
Nakai Kiichi!
It's me!
I'm Nakai Kiichi!
I've got a perfect side profile, and my nose is as big as your brother's!
It's me!
It's definitely me!
Now...
Now, there are nine people left.
Yes!
If you were to date anyone of these people, which one would you like?
There aren't any!
There are still some people who are cool!
There aren't any!
Shirokai!
It's number six!
What do you like about Itsuji Takamoto?
Huh? Well...
He's cool!
He's cool?
You have a nice personality!
That's true!
Thank you!
Who is it?
It's her!
Thank you!
Shirokai won the 4th straight!
You've been waiting very long!
I've waited almost an hour!
Eh!?
Excuse me for a moment.
- Yes, yes. - Why do you ask me?
How kind of you!
Yes, congratulations!
He's relieved now!
You...
It's just as planned.
The leader is left.
Isn't it obvious?
It's obvious!
- Sakurai! - Yes! - There are seven people left!
- Yes! - Seven people! - Do you want to do it?
- I'll do it, I'll do it! - Yes, I understand!
- The leader is excited! - Yes!
- The leader is excited! - Who are you?
If you were to date, which man would you like?
I'd like you to look at it.
- Come here, please. - Really? I haven't been chosen yet.
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I haven't seen it yet!
What do you think?
- If you could see the good of the leader... - I can't do it!
Yes!
You are Tomohisa of J-WOGUE, aren't you?
What do you like about Tomohisa-san?
He is funny.
You were laughing a lot at "Can I laugh?" the other day, weren't you?
Yes, I did!
Is he like you?
You are funny!
How old are you?
20 years old.
20 years old...
You are older than me, aren't you?
But you don't mind?
What is your reaction?
Ah, she is...
What do you do?
I don't know.
What do you think of her?
I don't know.
I don't like her.
I don't know.
I don't like her.
You are lying!
If you have that many, you should choose one of them.
But what do you think of her?
I like her.
What do you think of her?
I like her.
Is it okay?
Yes! Congratulations!
Hanako, who is your favorite person?
Well...
Tsunku.
As she said, Hanako has strong feelings for Tsunku.
To confirm her feelings, we went downtown.
First, check the depth of love.
Hanako can't swim at all.
But she overcomes her fear of water and shows her love depth.
Next, check love's guts.
Hanako overcomes her fear of water and shows her love depth.
Next, check love's heat.
Hanako overcomes her fear of water and shows her love depth.
And today, Hanako faces a new trial for Tsunku's confession of love.
Wow!
Hanako loves confessing love!
That was close.
This is the fourth time.
Until we get to Tsung's place.
When can we meet up?
I know, but...
Looking at Hanako now, we can't meet up yet.
Not yet.
Well, Dorores was slipping, but...
There's a lot going on.
What's up with her?
Dorores!
You're kidding me!
Today, too!
Today, teacher!
Well, those of you who are watching TV may think that Hong Kong will come out, but Hong Kong won't come out.
Even in a tough situation, you can win over your opponent's heart.
That's right.
Today, we're at the North Sea of the comedy world.
We're at the North Sea of the comedy world.
(Applause)
You look like him!
Well, today, I'm still drawing eyebrows.
If I hadn't drawn eyebrows, I'd look even more like him.
The North Sea of the comedy world.
Today, I'm going to tell this teacher...
I'm going to tell this teacher...
Teacher, what's going on today?
I've been watching a lot of things.
After all, it's a story about "who doesn't like it?"
No matter how many times you say it, you can't get rid of your feelings.
That's right.
Today, we're playing in the air.
With this, I'm going to definitely shoot Tsunk's heart.
Let's go practice that!
Is it going to touch?
Alright, let's go with this.
It won't touch.
Are you alright?
Please pull it up.
One, two...
Here we go!
It's here!
You're touching it so much!
We haven't done it in a while!
One, two...
It's here!
Push it!
Hey, it hasn't touched! Don't try and push it!
Not yet!
We're too slow!!
Push!
One more time!
Push!
One more time!
The person in black right now...
Electrical shock.
No, no.
You're too young.
No.
You're fast!
Alright!
2 times at least! 2 times at least!
Alright!
There's still more!
Push! Push!
Push!
There's still more!
Still, still, still, still!
Still, still, still!
Alright!
Go!
Are you alright?
Yes, I'm alright!
You look like Makoto-chan!
Still more! Still more! Still more!
That's why, when you come back, show me your face!
Why do you have a camera in there?
Get lost!
That's why! That's why! Don't succeed this time!
One, two...
Still more! Still more! Still more!
Look at his face!
You're cheating!
Shut up!
Why?
Shut up!
Why?
Shut up!
Next!
Stop and then...
He's laughing!
That's enough!
I want you to stop!
He stopped! He stopped!
He stopped!
OK!
Stop!
Look at his face! Look at his face!
Stop!
One more time!
Say something!
Stop!
OK!
That's good! That's good!
That's great!
That's great, right?
Even now, you've proved your love for Tsunku.
Right?
Yes!
OK! Then go to Tsunku's doll!
Go!
Stop!
Take this!
Dolls are monsters!
(the sound of a ghost)
Stop it, Arako! I love you so much!
I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about me!
If you overcome this, you can meet Tsung!
Yes!
That's good! But this time, teacher, you have to overcome this!
That's what you're saying, right?
Yes!
If you overcome this, you can't meet Tsung!
Yes!
Yes! I'll do my best!
All of your efforts so far have been in vain!
Yes!
Let me meet him!
Hey, don't look at me like that!
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no, no!
The rhythm... the rhythm is bad!
The rhythm is bad!
What's wrong with you?
The rhythm is bad!
Because the rhythm is bad!
You're late!
Open!
Oh!
You're late!
Yes!
You're a teacher from Hong Kong.
I was too lazy and messed up.
But you can't overcome this, teacher!
Oh, you're competing with alcohol!
I see!
Yes!
If you overcome me, you can confess to Tsung!
Oh, I see!
You're competing with alcohol!
Yes!
By the way, Arako, what do you think of alcohol?
Oh, I'll drink it!
Is it strong?
It's strong!
From what I've heard, it seems like you can drink quite a lot of it!
Yes!
Oh, is that so?
It seems like it!
Wait a minute!
How much can you drink?
I can't drink that much!
You're too strict!
We're filming!
I'm sorry!
You're the same as me!
You're too strict!
You're a fool!
What do you usually drink?
At first, I drink beer!
If you drink all of it...
Cheers!
Yes!
Well, well, you know, you can't just drink it!
Oh!
You can't drink it!
Oh, you're drinking it like beer!
Oh!
You're drinking it like beer!
There are snacks too, you can't just drink it.
You can give advice about love and all of that...
That's right, you can listen to people...
While drinking...
Have you had any love experience before?
No.
No?
Yes.
Have you ever been told you liked me?
No.
Have you ever been told you liked me?
No.
Have you ever been told you liked me?
Can you guys not drink it?
Huh? No, we haven't...
We haven't yet...
Just drink it!
What's with that weird smile of yours?
Just drink it!
First of all, we've made a lot of mistakes in the past...
It's really strong...
How much did you drink in the beginning?
I don't remember...
You don't remember?
What did you do?
I went to Eraso.
You went to Eraso?
I went to Eraso.
I heard that Saburo-san yelled at you and got mad at you.
What did you say?
I said I'm pretty funny.
She said you're funny.
I've always thought that.
She said you're funny.
Have you done any comedy?
I haven't.
What haven't you done?
Comedy!
No!
Do it!
No!
Do it!
We'll do it! We'll do it!
Hanako will do it for us! We'll do it!
No! No!
She's got a mustache again!
Do it! Do it!
Hanako, come here! The stage is here!
Are you stupid?
What are you saying?
Do it here! Here!
You're stupid!
Hanako! Hanako!
Here! Here!
How much? Come on, go on stage!
Come on!
The stage is over there!
We haven't seen you yet!
Hanako!
Sit down!
What?
It's about the party. We haven't seen you in a while.
Yes, we haven't seen you in a while.
So, it's Hanako! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
My name is Hanako Yamada!
I'm going to Suzukiko's party today!
I'm here!
Ah! It's itchy!
Ah! The incense smoke made Hanako's atopic dermatitis appear!
I have to put on a face mask!
You're fast!
You're late!
Shut up!
Suzukiko is getting burned!
Goodbye!
Excuse me! Please bake this pancake, too!
No, everyone! It's a joke! A joke!
Ah! The bandings are in the way!
You're good at writing!
You're right!
You're doing a good job!
You have nice bones!
Let's take some home!
Ah! It's cold!
The umbrella fell! I have to get some rain!
You're funny!
Ah! Who's that? Don't look down!
Stop it!
Oh, no! I was holding it down myself!
Weird Hanako!
I'll do it!
Do it! I did it!
Do it! You two!
Shindou!
Here it is!
I got the idea!
Well, well, well!
You can't help it even if you're mad!
I'm very angry!
I'm really angry!
Wow, you're so mean!
I'll buy you a word to talk!
Oh, here it is!
"Sakinoseki" (abbreviation for "predecessor")
"Sakinoseki" but...
"Wajimae" (abbreviation for "predecessor")
Shut up!
For you, Tsung!
You'll confess something, won't you?
I will!
That's why we're all here!
That's right!
Right?!
We're all in our 30s!
Right!
That's why you're working so hard!
You're crazy!
That's enough!
He's angry!
Sensei, he's getting angry!
That's enough!
Sensei!
Is Hanako going to raise her voice?!
Um...
I've decided!
Hanako!
Raise your voice!
Hanako, raise your voice!
You won, didn't you, Hanako?
You won, didn't you, Tsung?
You won and you can go now!
What's with you?
Hey!
I won!
Now!
To who?
Now...
That's right, Sensei! You won!
You won! You can do something with it!
What is it?!
That's Tsung!
That's not how it goes!
You're bullying him!
Hey, you!
Go away!
Let's go!
It's raining! If you get wet, you won't be able to wake up!
Thank you very much.
Let's get serious.
You said it!
Let's get serious!
So, let's play together!
Why do you and you only wear such high-menu clothes?
Are you desperate?
Oh, it's cold!
It's cold, isn't it?
You're desperate!
What are you playing with?
Why are you angry?
You called me suddenly and made me play with you.
That's right!
It's like a game of tag.
A game of tag?
It's bad to fight.
It's bad for us only.
Humans can't enter this building.
No one can enter it.
It's very slow.
Stop!
You...
I'm sorry!
Nana.
Yes?
Nana.
I'm sorry!
You're bad.
I'm sorry!
You...
You're wearing a mask!
I love it!
What?
I love it!
You should behave yourself!
Yes, sir!
You're young. Why do you do this?
Ouch!
There's a demon's ego.
Catch it!
I won't!
Can you do it?
I'll do my best!
Your ego...
I'll do my best!
His ego...
Yes!
I'll catch it!
Can you catch it?
Yes!
I'll take you to him!
Yes!
I'll catch it!
You must keep your word!
Do you understand?
Yes, sir!
I'll be back.
I'll catch it!
Mastodon!
Oh, no!
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(laughter)
Fujioka-san, come here!
(music)
Fujioka-san!
(laughter)
(inaudible)
Fujioka-san!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Go away!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Sorry! Ouch!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry!
Your leader, right?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Go away!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I won't do it anymore!
I got it! I got it!
Ouch! Ouch! What's this? Ouch!
I got you!
What do you want me to do?
Do it! Do it!
I got it! I clearly got it!
I got it!
Alright! That's it!
You can do it, can't you?
Alright, alright, alright!
It's a promise!
Got it?
It's a promise!
I won't do it again!
Alright, I got it!
Well, Rider No. 3!
Yes!
Hurry up!
You can't catch me!
Let's go!
Stand up!
You!
What?!
I'm a little annoyed.
What?!
You're pathetic.
You're a good man.
You're seven years old, right?
You haven't grown at all.
Can I rest for five more minutes?
No.
You're not that sweet.
This is Japan's strictness, you know?
You're going to stand up, aren't you?
We have to show young people Japan.
Hey, you two!
I was going to break you two!
It's better to break than to eat three people at once!
That's it!
Where is it?
That's it!
Is that so?
That's Hamada!
Hamada!
Stop!
Why are you with Matsumoto?!
I hope we don't get caught by Yoko.
I think we'll get caught.
You guys!
You!
You're lying, aren't you?!
You broke your promise, didn't you?!
You!
It hurts! It hurts!
Why did you lie?!
Why?!
It really hurts! It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?!
That's right.
It hurts.
It's a give up.
Is it a give up?
Yes.
I'll do as you say.
Will you do as I say?
I will.
I'm sorry.
I'll definitely catch you guys!
Can you catch Hamada?
I got it!
Are you sure?
I'll definitely catch you!
Alright, let's go!
You little...
I don't want you!
You little...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It hurts! It hurts!
I'm sorry for everything.
Here you go.
I'm sorry.
That's enough. You can't do it.
You're just a Japanese man.
That's right.
You're just a Japanese man.
You just sat there like you were a kid.
That's right.
You're just seven years old now.
You're cute!
Why did you lie?!
Yes!
I will definitely catch you guys!
You're a devil!
I got it!
Yes!
Then, catch me one more!
Catch me Hamada!
I'll punish you!
Yes!
Go!
One more!
- There are two. - Two more? - Which one should we go for?
- You go this way and you go that way. - Yes, sir!
- I'm telling you to go! - Yes, sir!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It was so scary!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- You... - Why did you say "ouch" all of a sudden?
- You... - Ouch! Ouch!
- You've only grown your lower body. - You've grown up.
- Let's make a promise. - Yes, sir!
- We'll be serious from now on. - Yes, sir!
- You're so cute. - I'm not scared at all.
- Hiroshi! Hiroshi! - That's what Matsuboto said.
- Why? - There's a guy who hasn't been caught yet.
- He's the problem! - Hey, you!
- Ouch! Ouch!
- Fix it! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
- Let's make a promise. - Yes, sir!
- Are you ready? - Yes, sir!
Let's go!
- He's not here. - I found him!
- Where is he? - There! I found him!
- Where is he? - I don't know.
I'll tell you to chill out!
- You... - Nice to meet you!
- There he is! - Come on!
- Come on!
- Stop it! Stop it! - Thank you very much!
- OK! OK! - Really!
- Your electricity bill is excellent! - Thank you very much!
- You have a good son! - Thank you very much!
- You must become rich! - Thank you very much!
- You'll be a good son from now on! - Thank you!
Work hard for the world and for man's sake!
Understand? Do you understand?
Work hard for the world and work hard for man's sake!
And...
Stay focused on your destiny!
Understand?
Do your best for Japan and for the rest of the world!
- Yes! - Will you be my son?
- I'm sorry... - Be a good son for Japan...
Beautiful!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I wish you a long and happy life.
That's it.
The story continues.
It was fun, wasn't it?
You're getting a lot of damage.
I know you're watching and doing it.
Anyway, for this week, around this area...
You...
I just realized!
Ok, ok, I'll carry you.
Hey, brother.
Good luck.
Give dreams, hope and cheerfulness to young people.
Thank you!
Yes, yes.
Oh, it's warm.
Oh, good, good, good.
Cute.
Cute face.
Cute.
What should I say?
Yes, yes.
Your love and suffering.
Yes, yes, yes.
EXCENTRIC BOY
ECCENTRIC, ECCENTRIC, ECCENTRIC BOY
The reason my number of adults is increasing
is because there is an ECCENTRIC BOY
He's scary, he's too scary, he's a bad guy
There's a good guy in there, but...
The justice knife is an unbelievable cutter!
A sweet scent and a mouthfeel
A hungry future's treat
A celebratory raisin
Even if it's sweet, it has a taste
Mother, please recommend him to your son
But sometimes it's painful
I don't feel like meeting you, auntie
Round earth, round earth, is it really that round?
Eat it up, eat it up, I don't like it either
That little bag, 70 bags
ECCENTRIC, ECCENTRIC, ECCENTRIC BOY
"b" and "g" and "f" and "o"
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