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PAINTING QUIZ SHOW!
I pass!
Now, it's time for all citizens to drink and observe.
Hey, what kind of picture will Hamada-san draw this time?
I've been left out of everything so far.
Yeah, what should I do?
But really, everyone, draw it properly.
If everyone were to draw that kind of picture and show it on TV,
I'd feel sorry for them.
No, you're looking at me like that.
That's too bad!
I think everyone would think like that.
Don't underestimate Hama-chan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
From what I've seen since I was little, I do think I'm a helicopter.
Ah, I see.
But every time that pink table rotates in the studio, I lose points.
Why is that?
Now, today's topic is this!
I pass!
Now...
It's a very simple topic. Frogs.
How Hamada-san will draw them...
Please think about it and draw it.
- Here we go. - Go ahead!
Ah, what should I do?
- Have you seen a frog recently? - No, I haven't.
- It reminds you of your childhood, doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
- But when you close your eyes... - Yes.
- You can see a frog's eye. - Oh...
- Isn't it too much? - Don't make fun of me!
- I don't think I'll eat this much. - This is Hamachan-fan's anger.
- This is... - Don't make fun of me!
- Isn't it too much? - What's so funny?
- Mr. Kaba, you're laughing for the first time. - Well, you know...
I'm not sure if I should look at you with disdainful eyes.
- Looks like you've lost, right? - Yes.
- Well, then... - Let's watch Mr. Higashino's video.
Let's start with Mr. Higashino!
- There are two points. - You can change it anywhere!
- So, normally you can see it here, but... - Eh?
- It's not good.
- Mr. Higashino, it's not good. - It's not good.
- It's not good.
- Normally you can see it here... - Eh?
- It's not good! - It's not good!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- However, Mr. Higashino... - This is good!
- You can change it here.
- It's a little difficult to change the lower body. - Yes, it's difficult.
- You can cut it once and add it little by little. - I think you've changed it.
- No, no, I think it's got a lot of thorns. - And the body is usually like human.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Mr. Kurano! - Yes.
- I'm here too.
- You're really changing it here. - Yes.
- You can change it here no matter who you think! - Yes, you're changing it like this.
- Yes, yes. - I've added some movement.
- You can change your limbs like this. - You can put it here and cut it.
- You can't cut it! - Yes, yes.
- You're cutting it here, right? - Yes.
- It's really scary. - How is it?
- No, this is...
- This is... - This is...
- Hey, cut it out! - This is really...
- Even if you look at it now... - You can't change it!
- I haven't changed it, but... - You can change it!
- No, no, you can't change it! - Why not?
- You're wearing clothes, right? That's the point. - You're wearing clothes, right?
- You can't change it. - You can't change it.
- This is normal! - Yes.
- It's normal taste! - Yes.
- Hey, it's food and bread! - Yes.
- This is Yuzuru Hanyu. - Yes, I see.
- You guys are underestimating me. - He was on a helicopter.
- I'm close to a frog. - This is...
- Okay, Imara-san! - Yes!
- I didn't look inside, I just took it out! - You took it out.
- I let it jump out... - Because this is a frog, anyone can see it.
- That's right. - You guys are underestimating me!
- This is a frog, I'm telling you.
- I tried putting a side face on it...
- I see, I see, I see.
- I think there is such a thing. - I think there is such a thing.
- Okay, Matsumoto. - Yes.
- Okay, Matsumoto-san's...
- Wow!
- What is it?!
- Why is it like this?!
- I thought it was lying down on its side.
- It's all sticky!
- Okay, you all drew a picture like this...
- I'm looking forward to it. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Finally...
- What is it? - It's a frog that Hamada-san drew.
- I think this is okay...
Here it is!
What is this?!
You're a genius!
Kazuma-san...
Kazuma-san, do you know why I'm crying?
What the hell is this?!
Wait, this...
What is this?
Your face...
Is this the front?
No, this is...
Do you buy it upside down?
You can say it's upside down.
You can say it's either way.
It's a monkey.
It's a monkey!
It seems like you can buy it if you don't buy it upside down.
I see, so this is how you do it!
Three, four, five minutes...
You! You!
Three, four... Oh, it's true!
It's true!
You can't do it with just your feet!
It's in your hands, after all.
No matter how much you go crazy...
No matter how many ideas you throw away, your face is...
Are you for real?
A genius!
Now, genius Hamada-san...
Gag!
Which of you has the closest chance of changing?
Who will give the correct answer?
This is difficult!
Wow, that's amazing!
If we talk about the thinness of your body, it's Mazumosu-san, right?
I see, I see...
If we talk about your overall balance, this movement is Kurano-san...
And your face is Higashi-no-san, right?
I see...
But it's not Higashi-no-san!
Is it Higashi-no-san?
If we just talk about your face, it's pretty much...
It's pretty much the same, isn't it?
But I didn't draw your nose!
Oh, you've improved!
No, no, it's not like that...
Your nose is weird!
Hey, what are you thinking about?
I'm saying what I just said!
No, it's Higashi-no-san!
Higashi-no-san!
Thank you!
So, Higashi-no-san is correct!
Thank you!
Oh, it's a picture!
Higashi-no-san will receive a moving object as a gift!
Hamada-san has drawn it!
It's written in the middle of the picture!
A wonderful clock!
Thank you!
Wow, that's amazing!
Hey, I'm tired!
It's weird!
That's all! I passed!
Amazing!
A new breath for the show!
A regular member scout caravan that started with "oh!" slogans!
The first episode was "Shokutei Tsurube"!
Its ability was highly evaluated,
but it didn't pass due to the color of the show!
However, Hamada and Matsumoto wish for the show to refresh,
and they look for new members this time as well!
The second episode!
A regular member scout caravan that starts with "oh!" slogans!
- Matsumoto-san... - Yes?
- Last episode... - Yes?
- Well... - Yes?
- It couldn't be helped, could it? - That's right!
- You couldn't get a new member, could it? - Yes!
That's right!
Well, when I first heard about it,
I always thought, "This kid is not here!"
- Oh, I see! - I always thought, "Oh, I'm wasting my time!"
- Even though you were a pure white kid! - I was a pure white kid!
- I was just too blue! - I see!
- Yes... - You should have been more colorful!
The campus was so pure white, I didn't know what to do!
I think it's a good thing!
Even if you say that, you still need a new member!
- I do! I do need a new member! - Yes!
Oh, I'm wasting my time!
I can't do anything about it!
I don't know about you, but...
- There's a young man... - Really?
- Yes... - Again?
- He's coming... - Is he pure white?
I think it's normal for young men to be pure white.
- That's right! - Yes...
- You shouldn't make fun of me like that! - Yes...
- Huh? - This time...
- Please come in! - Yes...
Please come in!
- Please come in! - Excuse me...
Please have a seat!
Gatsuishimatsu...
- Gatsuishimatsu... - Gatsuishimatsu...
- Yes, yes...
- It's a funny name, isn't it? - Yes...
- It's a comedian-like name, isn't it? - Yes, it is!
I don't know what you're talking about at all, but...
Well...
- I'm here to judge whether you should do it regularly or not. - Yes, yes...
- This show... - Yes, yes...
- Yes, yes...
Who decided that?
You know, Ishimatsu-kun, it's just a chance for you...
- You can watch "Sunday's Golden Time" thousands of times... - Yes, yes...
I don't have any intention of doing it regularly...
- You're a big man... - You're a big man...
- Well... - Why?
- I don't have any intention of doing it regularly... - This is good!
- I want to write about your attitude...
- I see... - You're eating up everything you have...
- Yes, yes... - You're eating up everything you have...
- I see... - You're eating up everything you have...
- Yes, yes... - Yes, yes...
- There was a show called "Star Birthday"... - Yes, yes...
I used to be a judge in the past...
- Now I'm a judge... - Yes...
It's an age...
You know, everything you've been doing...
With all your efforts...
I've got 9 points...
It's difficult to get 9 points...
- I see... - After 7 points you get 8 points...
- Yes, yes... - Yes, yes...
Everybody, let's go real fast...
- Let's go fast... - Yes, yes...
What should we start with?
Let's start with something with a sense of rhythm.
Ah, I see! We tried this last time with Tsumuhei- kun.
Yes, Tsumuhei-kun.
The song is "Uragazun" and I'd like you to dance to it with your own creative ad-lib.
Let's go!
Uragazun
It's like this, isn't it?
It's like "Betana".
That's right!
Ah, is there a little bit of riding in it?
Yes, yes.
I see.
Would you like me to sing you a song?
Ah, a song!
I have about two songs.
"Utsukushii Jyutai" and...
"Utsukushii Jyutai"?
"Utsukushii Jyutai" and "Omaisan"
"Omaisan"?
Kaneda Tatsue-san, who is a colourful young lady, sang it.
Is that number 18?
That's right.
Then let's listen to "Omaisan".
Take off the microphone.
No, it's okay now.
It will get better from now on.
Mr. Matsumoto.
There is nothing here anymore.
"Jelousy" is also good.
Let's listen to "Beautiful Teenagers".
It's a little faster than before.
I see.
If I become Gong, I will quit immediately.
It's like a conditional reflection.
I want to see your reaction.
What do you mean?
I'm holding "gum patching".
It's classic.
I see.
Don't do that.
My fingers get stuck.
That's right.
That's all.
Yes, yes, yes.
Katsu-kun.
Yes.
It's a reaction, so when you pull it out, you want to slap it, right?
Like "ouch!", "ouch!", like that.
It doesn't hurt that much, does it?
It doesn't hurt that much, but you want to do it.
Then, uh...
I got it.
I'm sorry.
On Sundays, Golden always says that it hurts.
I don't think Katsu-san would say it hurts.
Because you slap it with your fist.
It's a reaction.
Then, I'll do it!
Yes.
Hey, Katsu!
It's a reaction!
Let's watch "Boom Boom Question"!
Oh, yes!
When you sit down, you should have some kind of reaction, right?
Yes, I should have some kind of reaction.
OK, I'll sit down.
OK, please sit down.
I'll make you laugh!
He's an employee!
Why do you hold my hand like that?
Like a maiden!
Like a maiden...
I'm in my 20s...
You're in your 20s...
Today...
Yes?
As entertainers...
Yes?
We're going to play a role...
Yes?
We're going to play a role...
Yes, yes, yes...
How many times do I have to say "gag"?
Yes, yes, yes...
Sometimes in the winter...
Hey, Gachi!
"Boom Boom Question" is funny!
I didn't know when it started!
OK, OK...
Sometimes in the winter...
That's where it started!
You were already doing it!
I'd like to see the reporter's reaction.
Yes, yes, yes...
What will it be like?
Yes!
Masa, from the camera's point of view.
OK!
Yes, go ahead!
Sometimes in the winter...
I'm sleeping...
I'll show you how I sleep...
Wait a minute...
I opened the door...
I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping...
Here it comes!
You're too excited!
I was surprised...
But you were more organized than I thought!
I've never seen you like this!
You can do this kind of work, can't you?
I've never seen you like this...
Hey, Hamada-san...
Yes?
I'd like to watch some manzai here and there...
Would you like me to do it?
Yes!
But you have a partner, don't you?
Yes, I do...
Oh, really?
Yes!
Are you a bokeh or a tsukkomi?
I'm a bokeh...
Fukkatsu-kun is a tsukkomi!
Oh, I wanted to do manzai once...
I wanted to do it once...
OK, let's go!
Yes!
Ouch!
Hey, you're hitting me!
Where?
Here...
Does it hurt?
Yes...
I'm sorry...
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Don't hit me in the head!
I'm not hitting you in the head...
You're hitting me in the head...
Yes...
Are you OK?
Ouch...
Yes...
It's getting worse...
Are you OK?
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?
It's already started...
Look, it's already started...
Guts-kun!
Guts-kun, what do you want to do?
Huh?
Guts-kun, what do you want to do?
Do you want to do manzai?
No, no...
I don't know, but Guts-kun is a tsukkomi, right?
I don't know what a tsukkomi is...
OK, then...
Shall we do a story about a sushi restaurant?
OK, then...
A story about a sushi restaurant...
It seems you like sushi...
Yes, I like sushi...
Let's go to a sushi restaurant today...
Yes, let's go...
OK, I sat down...
Yes, I sat down...
What do you want to eat?
Um...
Itabashi-san!
Give me this!
Yes!
Toro, right?
I'll order...
OK, then...
Two inari-sushi...
Not inari-sushi...
This one...
Oh, rice ball, right?
Yes, rice ball...
I thought it was inari-sushi...
Yes, inari-sushi...
What are you doing?
Itame-san! Itame-san!
What are you doing?
I told you earlier. Give me this.
What is it?
Here, take it.
I wanted to do a manzai once.
I wanted to do it.
Let's take a break today.
It's getting a little messy.
Let's take a break.
Excuse me? Excuse me?
Don't play around!
Yes!
Give me a little time!
Guts-san, this is bad.
This is bad.
You can't do regular anymore.
That's right!
You don't have to do regular anymore.
You can do it!
You can't do regular anymore.
You wanted to do manzai, right?
No, I didn't have a dream of manzai.
If you do regular, you can do manzai.
You have to make Downtown-san laugh.
That's right!
There are costumes and outfits in the back.
Should we take Downtown-san's guts out with our costumes?
Let's do it!
Excuse me?
Please do it.
Yes, yes.
He usually wears suits.
That's right.
But since it's a variety show,
it's like a competition of "I'll do this costume, too!"
That's right.
If you can feel it...
People's costumes and feelings will change.
They will change.
Let's see it.
Yes.
I'd like to call him now.
Yes.
Hey!
Guts-kun!
Oniichan, wait!
Oniichan!
I'm thirsty!
Oniichan!
It's good!
You're ugly!
Let's have you dance!
I know I shouldn't look at you, but...
Hey, Machi-san!
Yes?
You just looked at me, right?
Yes.
Look at me, too!
You're in trouble if you don't look at me!
I feel like I just ate forbidden crab.
What do you think of it?
Do you like it?
When he said "I'll call you, Guts-san,"
Guts-kun did it.
He said it himself.
He said "Wait!"
So I think it's better than ours.
Yes.
It was good.
The points were high.
Yes.
There were so many points.
Of course, we're gradually increasing the points.
We need to see if we can do anything else.
For example, disc jockey.
We need to check how you talk.
Yes, we need to check how you talk.
Guts-san!
As a music program, do you have a favorite title?
Let's live our life to the fullest.
I've decided! "Let's live our life to the fullest."
Is it a music program?
It's a music program, but...
I see.
Let's start with "Shout Out," then.
Four, three, two, one...
Good evening, everyone! It's time for "Let's live our life to the fullest."
Guts, thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
We've received a lot of requests for this song, so we'd like to continue working with you today.
We've received a request for "Etocetra" by Puffy and Nagisa.
Do you have any comments about this song, Guts?
Well, I like people, you know.
I'm sure she liked "Etocetra," so I don't want to say anything bad about it.
I see.
It's like a concern consultation.
Oh, that's right!
It's like a radio show consultation.
Well, Guts, we've received your concern.
We've received your pen name "Guts" from Tokyo.
What's that?
Ichimatsu?
It's a pen name.
Oh, I see.
Guts-san, good evening!
We'd like you to consult with Guts-san about something.
There's a young blonde woman in your neighborhood.
Please tell us how you feel about her.
Well, even if it's how I feel about her...
Yes.
She's a foreigner, you know.
Yes.
Before I tell you...
You don't know English, do you?
Oh, you don't know English.
First of all, sometimes you're different.
Yes.
That's how it starts.
And then...
That young lady over there...
Yes, yes.
She says "quiet", you know?
Oh, sometimes that young lady over there says "quiet", you know?
Yes.
Then you say "I'd like to talk to you", okay?
Yes.
Is that okay?
Then you say "just one minute of tea or coffee"?
Coffee or tea...
Yes.
Well then, Guts-san, please tell us.
This is today's answer, isn't it?
I'm sorry, but I don't like it when you put jokes in between.
That's right...
Well, it's not bad.
Yes.
Is there anything else you'd like to check?
Another thing I'd like to check is...
Yes.
Is it an imitation?
Oh...
Sometimes I get cold, you know.
Pass me the mic.
Yes.
Well, I'll tell you about it.
First of all, Noriko Amaya.
She is a judge.
When she asked judges about her opinion,
she said, "The latest singer is not a singer. A singer is someone who sings alone."
(Singing)
You are singing a joke, aren't you?
I'm singing.
You are singing, aren't you?
Then, Mr. Morrissey came from Mokono.
Mr. Morrissey, what did you think of it?
I said, "Good morning. I'm Morrissey."
I didn't know what he said.
Then, Mr. Tarkakura came.
Mr. Ken, what did you think of it?
Mr. Ken said, "Hey, you know what? I want to play golf with you."
Then, Mr. Sugawara Buddha came from Mokono.
What did you think of it?
I said, "I'm partial."
(Laughing)
Then, Mr. Takami Ema came from Mokono.
What did you think of it?
(Laughing)
Then, Mr. Gushiken came from Mokono.
I asked him, "How long have you been playing golf lately?"
He said, "I've been playing golf for about two and a half hours."
I asked him, "How long have you been playing golf lately?"
He said, "I'm sorry," and left.
That's it.
(Laughing)
That's a story.
You know how to play golf, don't you?
Yes, I know how to play golf.
The rest of us can't play golf.
(Laughing)
That's amazing.
You know how to play golf, don't you?
(Laughing)
I'm getting bored of this life.
Can we take a break?
Yes.
Please.
(Laughing)
How about this time?
This time, it's going to be a variety show.
We're going to have children and people who are a little younger than us.
We're going to have elementary school and kindergarten students watch us.
We're going to show them our cuteness rather than our funniness.
That's a good idea.
We're going to show them our cuteness.
Let's call them out.
Hey! Gatchan!
Kerokero! Kerokero! Kerokero! Kerokero! Kerokero! Kerokero!
I'm nervous, too.
(Laughing)
Wow!
(Laughing)
You've got a straight face.
Let's have them dance.
Yes, please.
(Singing)
(Laughing)
(Singing)
(Laughing)
Do I have a sense of rhythm?
(Laughing)
Well...
Your body is dancing, but your face is distant.
(Laughing)
Your face is amazing.
(Laughing)
I'm a little surprised by this.
I've seen a lot of things.
How about this?
How about acting with paper?
Yes, yes.
As an expression.
No, no.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
Yes, please.
(Applause)
Well...
Once upon a time, there was a story called "Taro Urashima".
(Laughing)
You're looking at me very objectively.
(Laughing)
Taro Urashima.
On a sunny day.
Early in the morning.
He went to the beach to catch something.
Yes.
At the beach, children were bullying turtles.
Mr. Taro helped them so much that they couldn't say anything and said, "Don't bully cute turtles."
Then, Mr. Turtle said, "Let's go for a walk by the sea."
A walk by the sea...
Mr. Turtle and Mr. Turtle went into the sea together.
When they came back to the beach, Mr. Turtle was worried about what had happened to Mr. Turtle.
On top of Mr. Turtle, there were four birds flying.
Then...
Oh, but wait a minute. I wonder what's in the box I got in the gym.
So Mr. Turtle gave it to Mr. Turtle without hesitation.
From inside...
Bang!
Smoke came out!
Surprised at this, Mr. Turtle said, "You scared me!" I don't know why, but he became an old man.
Oh, why did it become smoke?
He walked around the city and returned to the village.
Oh, Mr. Turtle, it's been a while.
Earlier, Mr. Tamegoro and Mr. Kintaro over there finally recognized me as Urashima Taro.
It was a happy occasion for me.
Therefore, you should not bully a happy person.
An honest person will eventually win.
Oh, is that so?
It's a new interpretation.
It's a new interpretation, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, isn't it?
It's a new interpretation, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a new interpretation, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, since you are here, Mr. Manager...
Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Yagashi.
Thank you for your hard work.
I will tell you the result to you, Mr. Manager.
Mr. Yagashi's manager...
Well, for now...
I saw many things.
How was it?
Well, he is quite powerful.
I was also careful.
I was right in front of you.
I didn't say much.
To be honest...
I don't care.
You don't care?
That's how it is.
You took care of me.
That's right.
From you, Mr. Manager...
Yes.
This time...
It was difficult.
I told you that it was difficult.
The material was very good.
Yes, it was.
There was no... What is it?
Miscommunication.
There was no miscommunication.
Yes.
I'm sorry, Mr. Manager.
I will tell you about it later.
Thank you for your hard work.
But compared to last time, I thought you could do it.
I thought you could do it.
You are around here, aren't you?
Manager! Manager!
Manager, are you there?
Please tell me what to do.
Manager...
It's exactly the same thing!
Manager!
The result was shocking!
Manager!
Your nose is dripping!
Manager!
Let's look forward to the next episode!
Yes.
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
An entertainer...
It is to shine even for a moment.
That shine is everything.
Even if you are not satisfied with today's shine,
you should shine more tomorrow.
That is the way to survive in the entertainment world.
Shine, Guts!
Fly, Guts!
We look forward to your shine!
A song of memories left in my heart, I will send it to you again tonight!
Guts' A song refrain!
Well done!
Thank you!
Mr. K.Y., 41 years old!
Older than me!
You are older than me!
Good evening, everyone of Guts!
Good evening!
I always enjoy watching you!
Well, the song I want you to refrain this time is...
...Guts' A song refrain!
In fact, about 20 years ago...
...I was in the same sex as an older man.
Oh, you were in the same sex.
It's an era.
Yes, it's an era.
He was a young man with an actor's fatness...
...and I was a hostess and raised a family.
What are you talking about?
It's funny!
What's funny?
It's funny!
Don't be silly!
But this story influenced me a lot before.
It's not silly or anything like that!
It's a real life story.
The room I lived in with him was...
...an apartment on the Odakyu Line.
Oh, I see.
It was a poor but happy life.
However, he suddenly...
No, no...
However, he suddenly came.
Why?
He went to America and became an actor...
...leaving behind only his writing equipment...
...and disappeared in front of me.
Oh, I see.
What an era it was!
It was an era of many people becoming wild.
An era of many dreams.
I cried until my tears dried up...
...but his dream is my dream.
What are you talking about?
In order to become a Hollywood star...
...I decided to forget him...
...while supporting him.
A souvenir.
You're forgetting me?
But when I listen to this song...
...the nostalgic and sad memories of those days...
...come back to me.
I'm working hard in America...
...with the meaning I'm sending him.
You're working hard in America?
Hollywood is a late bloomer.
You don't know about "although", do you?
I don't know about "although", do you?
I'm going to ask Goro-san...
...to give me an iron wire as a gift.
That's enough.
That's true.
It's a good story, isn't it?
So, today...
Yes?
I went to Goro-san's house...
Yes?
...and asked him for a favor.
Yes?
It's difficult. What is it?
It's here.
It's amazing.
I think you can say it's a guarantee.
Then...
Yes?
I'll call him.
Yes, I'll call him.
- This is the original. - Original.
- It's been a few years. - It's been a few years.
- Original.
- If you break it once, it's over. - If you break it, it's over.
- What's the matter, Mr. Ono? - I know.
Well, I'll just break it.
Koro!
You're changing the script!
Huh? Oh! Oh, it's me!
Oh, Koro! Koro!
Oh, hello!
Where are you going? Where are you going?
You can't run away! You can't run away!
No, I'm not doing anything!
No, you're not doing anything!
Wait a minute, Koro! Wait a minute!
I don't have any bad intentions at all!
Oh, wait a minute! Good morning!
I've got you! I've got you!
I'm going crazy!
Good morning!
Don't go crazy!
There's really no such thing as a wild program, is there?
Oh, is that so?
Could you do me a favor?
No...
Is it okay?
No, I live alone, so I need a lot of things.
I see.
I'm a viewer, so...
Yes.
Um...
No...
Noguchi Koro-san will reframe "Shitetsu Ensen" for me.
Oh, yes. Thank you very much.
Do you want me to bring you a CD or something like that?
No, no, no.
That's not possible.
I'd like you to sing for me live someday.
No, that's not possible. We have things to do.
Things to do?
Don't you have to go shopping?
No, I have to prepare dinner, too.
Oh, I see.
What are you doing?
Well...
There are a lot of things related to work, aren't there?
Huh? Work?
What's this?
Telephone.
Telephone?
It's got nothing to do with it.
This...
You're holding it like this.
No, this...
Yes.
I just noticed it, but it feels pretty good, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
I thought this would be good...
Yes.
...for slapping.
Yes.
I saw it for the first time.
This is...
I'm worried about how much you're going to slap.
Oh, I see.
I don't know if it's going to break from here.
Is he like this?
Yes, yes.
He's like this.
Oh, is he?
Yes.
What else are you singing?
Oh, isn't this Benjo's "bokkon"?
Who decided it was Benjo?
No, I don't know much about Benjo.
You can use it for anything else.
Oh, well, it's good.
There are many ways of using it.
Oh, I see.
When you're singing, you use your tongue, don't you?
Tongue, yes, yes, yes.
For this purpose...
Yes.
It's amazing.
Yes.
You're so persistent.
Yes.
Why are you breaking it on your own?
That opening.
Oh, this.
Yes, yes.
This is also for slapping.
When you're slapping...
The size is large.
Yes, yes.
When you open your mouth like this...
Oh, I see.
It's for eating, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's round like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know what you're doing.
He's like this.
You're not excited at all.
You're not excited at all, but you're doing it for fun.
Oh, this is...
It's bright red.
This is what musicians often say, "drag".
This is it?
No, not at all.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
I can't hear you at all.
It's not very loud.
Is that so?
This is "drag".
No, it doesn't matter.
Hey, Nobi-san.
Yes.
Nobi-san, Goro-san.
Yes.
Um...
Yes.
Um...
Can you sing for me?
Um...
I have to sing on stage after this.
I have to practice singing.
I can't sing like that.
You're here from TV.
Thank you very much.
I really mean it.
Thank you very much.
Well, well, well...
I see.
Thank you.
Please sing for me.
It hurts a little.
I'm sorry.
It hurts.
I was about to say "please"!
You were.
No, but you suddenly said "please!"
Like that?
It's fine.
I'm so sorry again and again.
But um...
Well then...
Yes.
Thank you for coming here.
No, it's alright.
Thank you so much.
Well, please...
If you need anything, call me.
Sorry.
No...
I'm so sorry...
You finally said it.
I'm sorry...
Hey, hey...
I can't stop you now.
But you know, even if it comes suddenly, it's impossible.
It's better to do it in advance.
Why don't you ask for it in advance?
Well...
There's no one like that.
When did you become a docking agent?
You're a guest who's barely making ends meet.
Well, let's go.
I want to go.
Oh, but you have a microphone in that room, right?
Huh?
Huh? Where did you go?
You have a job, don't you?
You said you were a teacher.
Hey, isn't that the head of the repertory department?
Mr. Hisei Hiseiri.
It's strange.
He's a great professional, isn't he?
He's white, isn't he?
Hey, sing for me!
It's strange, isn't it?
You're not serious, are you?
What song is he singing? I don't know.
I don't know either.
It's a chorus, a chorus.
What's wrong with you?
You're overreacting!
You're the funniest guy I've ever seen!
You should be proud of being an amateur.
Thank you for singing for me!
He's so kind.
The shutter of the car is shaking, too!
Thank you for singing for me!
Isn't he a great singer?
It must be painful to break down from that cliff.
What?
It must be painful to break down from that cliff.
I don't know if it's painful or not.
You'll become popular.
Look at me.
Huh?
If you admit it, you'll become more popular.
I don't know if it's true, but I didn't do it.
You're lying!
If you did it, you'd be laughing now.
You'd be laughing now!
Are you crazy?!
You can't be forgiven like this!
Are you listening to me?
Don't stand up.
Don't do this to me!
You did it, didn't you?
I didn't do it!
It's true that we lived together.
We lived together.
But I tried to kill him from the beginning.
There's another will here.
This will...
It doesn't say anything.
It doesn't say anything?
It says something, doesn't it?
It doesn't say anything!
You should have thrown it away!
It doesn't say anything!
It doesn't say anything! It doesn't say anything!
It doesn't say anything!
Are you crazy? You're going to kill me with this?
It doesn't say anything!
Hello! I'm the lawyer of the North Korean defense attorney, Saito.
Hello! I'm Saito.
Hello!
But, you know, it's been messed up for a while now.
The evidence is gone, it's being destroyed, violence is taking place...
Are you going to let this happen?
I'm in trouble now! Please investigate this thoroughly!
Hey, violence is taking place over there, so keep an eye out for that.
I understand.
What's with you? Stop it!
Are you going to let this happen?
Hey!
Yes?
What happens if you throw up?
No, it's not about throwing up, it's about suicide.
I didn't do anything, but it just fell on its own.
It just fell on its own?
How many times do I have to tell you? It didn't just fall on its own!
Hey, are you going to cut off my head?
Huh?
If you're not going to cut it off, it's going to hurt me!
Are you going to kill me with this?
If you're not going to do it, do it yourself!
Are you mad?
Hey, Saito!
Look at this!
Are you really going to do this?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Stop it!
I'm in trouble!
Stop it!
No, no, Saito.
Hey!
That's not how you say it.
Aren't you going to sit down?
Hey, sit down!
What's going on?
There's a witness here, too!
Yes.
You did it, didn't you?
No, I didn't do it!
You didn't do it?
I don't know what's going on!
You think I'd let you do it?
I can't believe you'd leave it there, can you?
It fell on the ground, so I couldn't help it!
You couldn't help it!
What are you doing?
Saito!
Look at what's happening!
He cut me off with his head!
I'm in trouble!
Stop it!
Saito!
Hey!
Aren't you going to sit down?
Sit down!
Hey, get up!
Sit down!
You've been raping me since you killed me.
You're a man! You're a pig!
I didn't kill you!
What are you thinking about?
I'm scared!
Saito-san, I'm scared!
I'm scared of your room!
You're doing something like a magic trick!
I'll say one thing to the reporters here!
Yes!
I'll quit!
Please stop!
No, Saito-san...
Hey!
Yes?
You said it!
You're wrong!
You refused to rape me and killed me!
If I didn't do that, why would I rape you and a pig like you?
Hey! What's your problem with me? Stand up!
I'll stand up!
You can't rape me!
Saito-san!
It's okay!
You just heard a loud noise, didn't you?
I just broke this with my head!
I'll stop!
Please stop!
Please say it properly!
Yes!
Shut up!
Hey!
There's a possibility of a marriage fraud!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay! I did it! I killed her!
As you can see, I kept standing up and kept hitting her!
But you didn't kill her!
Oh, I didn't do it!
As I thought, you didn't kill her!
What are you thinking about?
You... you...
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Saito-san!
What are you doing?
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Why are you laughing?
Saito-san!