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Yeah!
It's gonna blow up! It's gonna blow up!
Mr. Madoh!
Yes, yes!
Could you give us a little explanation of what we're doing today?
Well, today's show...
Usually, we're in this boring studio...
We're boring!
We're here, but...
Today, we've jumped into this place...
This... how do you say it... land!
Yes!
Karuizawa's...
Karuizawa!
Yeah!
With that said...
Today...
Yes!
We'd like to...
Yes!
Spend the day...
Really?
Yes!
It's fun!
It's gonna be fun!
Of course!
Today...
It's really... how do you say it...
Let's get rid of this weird obsession...
I see!
Let's relax and...
Let's have fun at Karuizawa!
Yeah!
Let's have fun at Karuizawa!
Yeah! Let's have fun at Karuizawa!
By the way, Mr. Hamada...
We are your seniors, so we still have to be careful about you.
Well, that's...
It can't be helped. We are your seniors.
By the way, we are still living now.
You are a bit old-fashioned.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah!
Well, well, well...
You are really old-fashioned!
What's wrong with you?
You are laughing and laughing...
It's fun!
Well, there is such a way...
Yeah!
That way may be the way we just met.
You are pretty old-fashioned.
I don't need you!
Get out of my way!
I don't need you, either!
Get out of my way!
I like this kind of casual talk.
The bus is moving forward!
It's fun!
Yeah! That way may be the way!
What did you say?
I don't know!
You don't know?
I don't know at all!
I'm studying!
What do you think?
What?
What do you think about this casual talk trip?
I think we should stop this useless talk talk.
Start!
It doesn't matter!
I see!
Right?
If we stand on the same board...
Yeah!
It doesn't matter!
Well...
This time...
At least this casual talk...
I see!
Let's stop this talk talk.
Really?
During this tour...
Yeah!
If we use this casual talk...
The lightning of anger will be dropped.
I'm sorry! I don't know why, but I'm sorry!
There is something about it!
Pon!
Wa!
You had it!
What is this?
Is it that heavy?
This is...
You know...
Yes! I know it well!
If you don't listen...
You will be punished!
If you use this casual talk...
You will be punished!
I see!
This is scary!
Amano-san!
Yes?
Please...
What is it?
Use it on someone you like.
Is that so?
Yes!
Well...
From this angle...
I will use it on this person.
Oh! This person!
Yes!
Well...
The shaking of the stick...
It's subtle!
Because of that...
The stick will change.
Oh! Is that so?
Yes!
I will use it on this person.
If you shake it...
What will happen?
It has nothing to do with me, right?
Yes!
It's okay, right?
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
Now...
I will use it on Hongon-san!
Oh! Hongon-san!
Yes!
Let's go!
Wa!
Oh!
Hehehehehe!
This is good!
I'm angry!!!!
I don't want to talk at all!
Hahahahahahahaa!
Hahahahahahaha!
I can not hold it in!
Are you being beaten up?
Hongon-san!
Yes!
That's terrible!
For so long!
I'm sorry!
This...
This setting is amazing, is not it?
Yes!
This setting is amazing, is not it?
Scary! Scary!
Tameguchi Mystery Tour, start!
Yes!
Now, speaking of Karuizawa...
Karuizawa!
You're crazy!
What's with that face?
There's a leisure facility called Etalia Line...
Is it okay for you to go there?
You're kidding, right?
I don't think it's okay for you.
I think it's kind of funny.
Has Karuizawa ever been here before?
Has anyone been here before?
Maybe... I don't know. I don't remember.
I don't think I've been here before.
Then let's enjoy ourselves.
Huh?!
Yes?!
Huh?!
Yes?!
You're crazy!
One, two, three!
Five adults and one presley.
I'm back!
For some reason I'm back in Japan!
Here at Karuizawa Taria Line, let's fully enjoy the clean small river and lake, and the beautiful scenery of the highlands.
- You're kidding me! - No, I'm serious!
- Not here! - Eh?!
- Ah, but it's pretty here, look! - Shirakaba.
- This one. - Shirakaba.
- Shirakaba, that one. - What is it?
- There's something there! - What is it?
Which one is it?!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
- Oh my! - What are you doing?!
- Well, let Itao-san stay like this for a while. - Why?
- Because, you know, the presley is like this. - Oh, it's twisted!
- Yes, yes. - But when Yashio-san is like this, Yashio-san stays like this.
- I know, I know. - Yes.
- I'll do it. - I'll do it.
- That was dangerous. - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Let's go. - Wow, Shirakaba, you're getting bigger! - It's gotten so much bigger!
- Half of it is gone. - Half of it is gone!
- You know what you're doing, don't you?! - It's so big!
- You're turning it into a garbage can! - You know what you're doing, you're gonna take it from me next time!
- That guy is good at playing around! - He's good at acting!
- You know what you're doing, you're gonna take it from me next time! - What is that thing over there?
- What does the one in the east say? - That thing!
- Oh, that thing! - That thing!
- That thing! That's why... - That thing is no good! That thing is no good!
One, two, three, four!
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday, president~
Nine!
I can't use it at all!
Use it! Use it!
Take it off!
Don't think about it.
I'll do it.
Take it off!
What?!
Please!
Take it off!
Please!
It hurts!
Are you okay? It hurts!
You know...
It hurt!
It really, really hurt!
It's hard to do it twice in a row.
Do your best!
It hurts!
Do it! It's hard for me too!
What are you doing?
It hurts!
Goodbye!
Take it off!
Help me!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Don't say that!
I'll say it! I'll say it! But...
I'll use honorifics!
It hurts! I hate it!
You know...
I'll say it!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Let's say it. You should put on some makeup.
I'll put on some makeup!
I don't know how far you'll go.
Are you waiting for me, Yoshiya?
This...
What?
It's too funny!
What are you doing?
It's too funny!
You...
What is it?
It's too funny!
It's because you're big!
You really have it on your knee, right?
That's right.
You...
Are you drinking with me?!
You're drinking with me?!
It's too hot!
I don't like this anymore.
Even Matsudai will be scolded for this!
Watch out! Watch out!
What is this?
A word game with Kageyan.
What is this?
Now, we can finally get on the boat!
Let's get on in a group of two!
Itao and Hama-chan, change!
Itao is already saying it.
Itao!
Mama, Eva, over there!
You're Oritsu, right?
Yes.
Wait a minute!
That's the position! That's the position!
Itao, you...
Itao, you're over there. Come over here.
You're not good.
Don't make that face.
I'm not used to this!
This program is brought to you by Kobayashi Seiyaki...
...B & G...
...and BC Foodstuffs.
Now, we're all going to eat rakuyaki!
We're all going to eat rakuyaki!
There are some that look like this...
...so you can use any of the colors you like...
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
No, it's just...
It's not sharp enough.
Like this...
Say something!
I can't hear you!
Say something! You selfish bastard!
What do you want me to draw?
I like dogs, so I'll draw a dog.
A dog?
Okay, I'll draw a dog.
You'll draw a dog?
Yes.
Thank you.
You're boring.
What did you draw?
A plate.
You're really stupid.
What about you?
I drew an airplane.
I drew the same thing.
You're stupid.
I thought you'd draw something like a zero-line.
Something like this.
A plate.
Looks like you guys aren't Japanese.
Did you memorize it?
Hey, everyone, look at me!
I drew a big one!
Say something!
No, you idiot!
Stop laughing!
I drew a big dog.
How was it?
I don't get it at all.
What is it?
I don't know what it is, but I know what you want.
I know the theme.
What is this kind of picture?
It's always a little funny.
This is funny!
What do you mean "a little funny"?
It's funny.
Until the takoyaki is ready, Archie will do it.
I want you to do it.
Stop it, really! Please!
This is hard.
What?
You want me to do it?
It's hard.
Why can't you stand up?
Do you want me to do it?
I'll give you 100,000 yen as a prize.
Really?
It's a test bottle game.
The first one who gets it right will get 100,000 yen as a prize.
There are many ways of doing it.
It's dangerous. I don't want to do it.
Are you stupid?
It's easy, isn't it?
You're great.
I'm going to play with you.
Why?
Because you're my father.
I'll forget that I played such a game.
It's hard.
That was close!
Just a little more!
Shiroi, you're going to knock it all over, aren't you?
I'm so nervous.
Are you going to go down?
No.
Earlier, I did this...
Bunpei!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Stop it!
You're crazy!
What's going on?
Yes!
The winner is Gackt!
Yes!
If I hadn't seen it, I would have won!
Yes!
The yakuyaki is ready!
What's that? Is it a work of art?
Wow! It's beautiful!
I did it!
It's a lie! I definitely did it!
I definitely did it!
You did a great job!
I definitely did it!
You did a great job!
It's not as beautiful as you think!
It's true!
It's very beautiful!
It's my work of art!
It's beautiful!
Do you know what it is?
I don't know!
I did it!
You bastard!
You can't do it!
I did it!
Wow!
You can't talk!
It's an unexpected death, isn't it?
Why did you make me do it, you bastard?!
Itao is the worst now!
He's the worst!
Itao is the worst!
He's the worst!
I see.
You're fine now, aren't you?
I'm fine now.
Alright!
He said "I'm fine"!
What's wrong with you?!
You said that a lot!
Come on!
You can't do anything about it!
I didn't do it!
You can't do anything about it!
You...
Yes!
Go ahead!
Yes!
I have money!
What's wrong with you?!
I can't stand it!
Don't be angry!
It's my fault!
That's right!
What's wrong with you?!
I can't stand it!
You know...
We're really late for the shoot!
I want to go next!
You're too clingy!
The "no honorifics" secret mission!
The Salisbury's have a lot of pride and confidence.
Let's see if the beginners can do it!
Alright!
Umm...
You four...
Let's go!
What's wrong with you, Matsumoto?!
What's with that hat?!
Darn it!
This is weird!
You're thinking too much!
If it's possible, I don't really want to ride it.
If you say so, I want to ride it a little more.
Let's go!
What are you doing?!
Chikuchiku!
And you still say "chikuchiku"!
It hurts! Chikuchiku! Chikuchiku!
I see.
That won't happen.
Ride it as you like, everyone!
Go! Ride it as you like!
Ama-chan, where are you going?
Whoa!
Watch out!
Calm down! Calm down, everyone!
But if you turn around too much, you'll hurt yourself.
I know.
Ride it as you like!
Yes, yes! Ride it as you like!
I'm sorry, but if you say so...
Please ride it.
"Please ride it"?
What?!
I'll take this off.
It's really expensive!
It's expensive.
Shizuo-san and Matsumoto-kun, please be kind.
Yes, I understand.
Say it.
One, two...
Oh! There it is! There it is! There it is!
You can do it!
What is it?
Oh, that's good!
Is it good? Is it good?
It's scary!
Oh!
That's right! Focus on the back!
Go! Go!
Go!
Oh, it's scary!
Rather than wearing that hat, you look like a stupid kid!
But you know...
It's scary!
I forgot to say "thank you"!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Are you okay?
It's fun, isn't it?
I'll do it after you come back.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's scary! It's scary!
It hurts! It hurts! I've got a scratch! I've got a scratch!
I've got a scratch!
Shut up, will you?
It hurts! It hurts!
I've got a scratch!
It's okay!
Will you stop doing that now?
Why would I stop?
It's really scary!
It's okay!
It's far apart!
Do it for me, brother.
It's okay, it's sweet.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
Hold it tight.
Yes, please.
Oh, oh!
Your posture...
Your posture is beautiful.
My posture is fine.
It's so scary! It's so scary!
What are you doing?
The video is amazing!
Let me drive! Let me drive!
Excuse me! Hong Kong people! Let me drive!
White people! Please!
Yes! Like this!
You! You! You! You!
Where are you looking at?
He's gone! He's gone!
It's white! It's white!
What are you doing?
If you kick it... If you kick it...
What is it?
Try driving it!
It's fine, but shouldn't I drive it?
It's amazing!
Try driving it! It's so fast! It's scary!
Turn it around! Turn it around!
Excuse me! Please!
It's good! It's good!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Are you going to break it?
No, it's fine!
Please!
Why? Why are you turning white?
It's fine! It's fine! It's fine!
It's fine! It's fine!
Where are you looking at?
I don't know where you're looking at!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh! It's good!
It's good! It's good! Yes! Yes!
That's why I'm so happy!
Why are you turning white?
Why?
Why are you turning white?
Why?
Can I get off now?
Are you still okay?
Yes, I'm fine!
Yes!
Okay, let's go with double this!
It's good!
You only raised your legs!
Come on, let's do it!
It's better than lifting it.
Oh!
What's up?
Why are you swinging?
What's up with you?
You were the only one who did it!
Again! Again!
Here we go!
It's good! It's good!
Come on, come on!
Push it, push it!
This is weird!
I'm scared!
You're scared, aren't you?!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's a game room.
You don't want it?
Come here.
You can't do it.
These two...
First...
Both of you.
Let's go.
Don't do it!
It's cold, you bastard!
What's cold, you bastard?!
It's windy, isn't it?!
You bastard!
You guys are bad!
I don't like this...
What's wrong with you?!
Don't hit me!
But you've changed a lot!
Are you going to cut off my body?!
Your face...your makeup...it hurts!
You're right.
There's only one left.
I'm not used to these clothes anymore.
I'm a little dirty now.
You're dirty now.
Goodbye, everyone.
08...08...
Tasamiyama...
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
It's embarrassing...
But it's normal.
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
I think I can do it now.
It's cold, isn't it?
Stop it. It's cold.
Let's go next.
What's next, Kuran-san?
Kyukaru Ginza.
Let's go for tea.
Sounds good.
Are you going to eat takoyaki?
I don't like it.
You're mean!
The takoyaki was funny.
The takoyaki was funny, wasn't it?!
It was funny, wasn't it?!
It was funny.
What kind of takoyaki is there?
I'd like to see about ten of them.
You said "desu" just now, didn't you?
You bastard!
Please forgive me.
It doesn't matter.
Please forgive me.
It doesn't matter if you don't like it.
It's hard for you to remember.
It's hard for you.
It's hard for you to remember.
It doesn't matter if you don't like it.
You're right.
It doesn't matter.
I'll change my clothes.
What?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter!
Please forgive me.
It doesn't matter.
Nobody wants to know!
I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter.
I'm alone.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter!
It's good! It's good!
This horse is fast!
It's 50 meters!
If you run, you'll get stuck!
Yes!
Hey!
He spoke and smoke came out of his mouth.
That's not good.
That's tough!
This is embarrassing!
This is the best place to do it now!
The weather is terrible!
It's amazing!
The main street of Karuizawa, commonly known as Kyukaru Ginza.
Here you can't forget the famous soft serve ice cream!
What? What? What?
Soft serve ice cream!
No!
It's cold!
If you come to Karuizawa, you have to eat this!
What?
Soft serve ice cream!
I see.
It's a little bitter.
It's like coffee mocha.
It's good.
I don't like coffee mocha!
It's sweet!
It's good!
How do you like it?
It's good!
You look funny!
You're mean!
It's good!
Wait!
Don't eat it!
It's so hot in here!
Seriously!
I am an ultra relaxer!
I got hit!
That's enough!
Wait a minute!
That's not what I meant!
Have you lost your memory?
I can't do anything about it!
Seriously!
I can't do anything about it!
If you pity me, I'll give you money!
Give me! Give me!
Karuizawa Tameguchi Mystery Tour, the end of the journey is a barbecue with everyone!
Well, everyone, thank you for your hard work for today!
Thank you for your hard work!
Well, this time, we took our time and came to Karuizawa Tameguchi Mystery Tour.
Yes, yes!
How was it?
First of all, will you buy this for me? It's hot in here!
Oh, well, well, well...
Don't say that!
With this, the boundary between downtown and here will disappear again.
Even if it disappears, we don't care about it.
Oh, of course!
We've been doing it together for more than four years.
How was it?
What happened? The group is scared of you guys.
Well...
You're more relaxed than you've ever been, like an older brother.
You too?
Me too?
Why me?
I have something to say.
Of course you do!
That's right!
Well, that's how it is.
My back is wide open!
Well, well...
I think we've been doing it for longer than you've ever been.
You're saying good things now, aren't you?
Yes, you're right.
You don't have to worry about me and Hamada anymore.
We like you guys even more now.
Let's have a toast.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thanks for your hard work!
Thanks to you, I was able to eat in the end, right?!
Why?! Why am I bothering you?!
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me!
Kill me! You idiot!
Tell me more! More!
Tell me more!
Tell me more honestly!
Shall we flip it over?!
Well, this is already...
Sorry.
What?!
Sorry.
You just gave up!
Look at me!
That face...
That face of yours...
You gave up!
Look at us, Yuta!
I heard you!
I'm sorry, Yuta!
Yuta, right?!
There was someone who tried to bring me here...
No, no, no...
Look at me!
I, too...
I'm back at work.
It's a season's joke!
It's a little good, but it's cold!
In a sense...
Let's leave it at that for today.
Yeah.
For the last time...
That's right.
Thank you.
Well, everyone...
Thank you for your hard work!
That's all for today's...
Tour!
Thank you!
Today, I told my mother that I couldn't do it, and went to my neighbor's toy store and got an action star.
Thank you very much!
Take good care of it, okay?
Yeah!
I was happy.
(laughs)
I'm going to kill you!
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Masashi!
What is this?
I feel like I can get along with this guy.
Masashi? Masashi!
Come out, Masashi!
The teacher is asking for you!
Masashi!
Shut up!
I told you I don't want to go to school!
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Thank you for coming.
It's fine.
Well, there was bullying at school and we have our problems too.
Besides, if only I had noticed earlier, Masashi wouldn't have been chased like that.
Rather than that, I think it's important for you to be determined to go to school as soon as possible.
That's right.
Mom, it's fine now that Mr. Matsumoto is here.
Thank you.
Masashi, is there anything you're interested in?
Interest?
Yes.
For example, if you're very happy or touched recently...
Touched?
Yes.
Come to think of it, I went on a family trip about three years ago.
It was my first time on an airplane and I was very moved.
Airplane... a pilot...
Mom!
Yes?
I'm sorry, but can you get me two cardboard boxes, one piece of thick paper and two rubber bands?
I hope you have carape.
Blue and yellow.
Yellow...
And two firecrackers.
Firecrackers...
Firecrackers!
Do you understand?
Yes, I do.
Mom, I don't know why you think like that, but he's going to school tomorrow.
Yes, Mr. Yamaza.
- Mr. Masa. - What is it?
We're going to go to school
based on our youth flight diary
written by Mr. Imada and Mr. Matsumoto, our teachers.
Make up your mind.
What are you talking about?
Okay?
Okay, let's do it.
Excuse me.
It's been a while.
Where did you go when you said you were on a flight?
Captain! Captain!
- Beef or chicken? - Are you crazy?
- We're on a flight. - I know.
- You must be the new Mr. Imada. - Nice to meet you.
Are you nervous about your first flight?
- A little. - If you don't understand anything,
- I'll ask you more and more. - You want me to ask you?
It's the other way around.
- I'll ask you more and more. - I have a lot of experience.
- Really?
- But I don't have only one experience. - What?
- You don't have only one experience? - Of course I don't!
- I'm sorry! - You don't have to be so humble!
- I'm not here for nothing! - What do you mean?
- You look like a nice guy. - Not at all.
- What's wrong with you? - It's the other way around!
- The other way around? - Yes!
- That's not good! - What do you mean?
- Let's go back to the airport and wait for the other way around! - What do you mean?
- Instead of going to Los Angeles because you're tired...
- ...you can go to the airport and there's a cooler and a cartoon and a TV!
- Why don't you just relax and wait there?
- What will you do if you can't catch the other way around?
- Then you have to go to Los Angeles!
- You have to stay in a fun airport!
- That means you'll be running away forever!
- If you do that, you'll never get to Los Angeles!
- In other words, you won't get your diploma!
- I see...
- That's right...
- Even if it's the other way around...
- Even if you don't like it...
- If you keep running away...
- You won't be able to achieve your goal!
- That's right...
- You won't get your diploma!
- As a human being...
- As a man...
- You won't be able to do it!
- To Jumbo!
- Hey!
- Your scales fell off your eyes!
- Let's go!
- To Los Angeles!
- No...
- To school!
- Wow...
- That's interesting...
- Do you have any manzai experience?
- No...
- Not at all?
- No...
- Not at all...
- But...
- Since I was a student...
- It's funny...
- I went to Yoshimoto's house...
- I see...
- That was when I was a student...
- Everyone told me that because I went to school...
- Maybe it's because of school...
- I see...
- I know...
- But...
- It's amazing that you can think of funny things...
- Well...
- I did have some...
- But I don't think humor is enough...
- You know...
- You have to convey something...
- A message...
- Yes...
- You have to carry a message...
- Between humor and humor...
- That's funny...
- It's hard, isn't it?
- It's hard to get angry...
- Well...
- Sometimes you get angry...
- You don't know what you're saying...
- But...
- Suddenly...
- Did you get angry?
- Not today...
- Not at all...
- I'm sorry...
- But...
- The result is...
I don't feel like going to school.
I don't know if I should say this or not...
It's not funny.
- Do your best. - Shouldn't I have bought some medicine?
- I'm not good at pretending. - Pretending?
What do you think of it?
Well...
Yeah.
You don't have much energy, do you?
Yeah.
But it's good.
You're doing it with your own thoughts.
I did it the other way around at first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, why are you doing it the other way around?
Then he...
What?
He...
I mean, I didn't watch it in advance, so...
What?
The stage... I mean, this student council...
The place...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To be honest...
Yeah.
I thought Hamau-kun was over there.
I thought he was in the teleconference.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's detailed, but...
Yeah.
Um...
The words you can't say...
How do you say it?
Are they too loud?
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean "what do you mean"?
The audience is talking loudly, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think, Rosei?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't hear it very clearly, either.
I'm trying my best.
Which side are you on?
Huh?
Which side?
Well, half and half.
What?
You're just talking all the time.
You should sweat more.
Move your body more.
Oh, really?
Sweat more.
You're sitting down.
Yeah.
You're just talking all the time.
Yeah.
Well, that's about it.
Next time, when you move or something like that...
I'm sure you can do it.
You should try harder.
Well...
That's about it.
Well, I hope you'll try harder next time.
Thank you very much.
I'll do my best again.
I'll do my best.
I'll support you.
You know a lot about comedy, don't you?