AISubs v3.4
- Mr. Matsumoto. - Yes, yes.
- What are you doing today? - Today... - Yes.
- A hundred people will come out. - Yes, yes.
- Experienced people. - Yes.
- To those people, I will... how do you say it...
- I will give them nicknames. - Ah, nicknames.
- I will give them nicknames. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And even though it's amazing... - Yes.
- I will remember all of it. - I see.
- That's what I'll do. - Are you sure you're okay?
- About what? - No, you...
- Don't try to shoot me.
- What's with you?!
- Maybe it's just a chance.
- That's right, I don't know what you're talking about.
- Today, we're not together at all.
- Stop it.
- You're the one who should think about it.
Now, put your nicknames on everyone's faces and remember them all in a moment.
- And then... - Yes?
- Can you remember everyone's nicknames? - Well...
- Can you do it or not? - I just looked at your faces.
Sometimes it can be rude.
- No! - I'm just trying to remember.
I'm not going to kill you for what you said.
But I'm sure you'll end up with that nickname the next day.
- I'm sure your family and friends will say it. - Well, there's a possibility of that.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Now, will you successfully do it? - Yes!
Number one, start!
It's a strong blow from the first shot.
What is this?
No, what is it?
Oil sales.
Oil sales!
Don't make me laugh!
Number two.
Oil sales! This is the most difficult one.
- If you say "manly", you're manly, right? - Well, not really.
- Now, let's split up the center. - Center!
What is this?
Small and medium-sized companies.
Oh, this again.
What is this?
- It's easy for you to remember. - That's right.
There's nothing special about it.
What is it?
Chom-kun!
- Now, number five! - Oh!
It's been a while since we talked about the most eye- catching product.
This is...
What is it?
You'd better make it easy for me to remember, wouldn't you?
Of course, you'll tell me later.
Uh...
Kama-kirio.
Next, number six.
He doesn't have many features either...
What is it?
This is...
It smells like crime a little, doesn't it?
Oh, does it?
Uh...
Interi-yakuza.
Next, number seven.
What's up with this guy?
You have no characteristics either!
I think this is where you get caught the most, probably...
Um...
Shikkobu.
Shikkobu!
Next, number eight!
Yes.
His...
This is...
His face is pretty decent, but his clothes are messed up.
That's right.
What's up with this guy?
Oshiroi-bana.
That's nice.
This is what I like about you!
That's nice!
What's up with this guy?
He's got a cell phone on his waist.
Oh, he's got a cell phone on his waist?
Um...
He probably doesn't have katagi, does he?
That's right.
I understand.
Urakata.
Next, number ten!
Um...
Nazono-tenkousei.
Next, number eleven!
What's up with this guy?
Shiba-ken.
Next, number twelve!
Oh, what's up with this guy?
Oh, that's nice.
This is...
What's up with this guy?
He has a gentle face.
He has a gentle face, doesn't he?
Um...
Okay, I understand.
Yes!
Um...
Then...
Arikui!
What's up with this guy?
Next, number thirteen!
Let's see...
This is Fujio Akatsuka's face.
Let's leave it like that.
Fujio Akatsuka!
Number fourteen!
He looks like Hanako a little.
Yeah, he does look like Hanako a little.
Let's see...
I'll remember it.
Yes.
Kutchi Biruo!
Let's leave it like that.
Number fifteen!
Yes.
He's tall, isn't he?
What's this?
I'm telling you all!
Shouyu Gao!
Yes!
Let's leave it like that.
His hairstyle has changed again.
It has changed again, hasn't it?
It's too much, hasn't it?
It's no ordinary hairstyle, isn't it?
It's too much, isn't it?
What is it?
Where did you get it?
What is it?
Femio!
Let's see...
Let's leave it as Lupo Raita.
Number seventy-eight!
This is Femio, isn't it?
It hurts!
It's a man, isn't it?
I see...
What is this? "Shin Femio"
It's a little dirty, but...
I understand.
What is this?
This is good, too!
The character is good, too!
What is this?
You're telling everyone.
Well, this is...
Ketsugei Boubou
You're an old man!
Now, "Nijuugan"
This is...
Yes.
Well...
Uzura
What's next?
Nijuugan
Is it still like that?
Yes.
It's tough!
What is it?
Kousakuin
Is it okay?
Yes.
Nijuugan
It was like this earlier, too!
When I went up, it was like this.
It's getting better, isn't it?
There's nothing here.
There's nothing ahead of you!
No...
No, that's...
That's...
You...
That's...
That's what you said.
I understand.
Then...
Hamada
Nijuugan
This is...
What is it?
Nihonken
What is it?
Again?
Pot
No. 25
This is the most difficult!
Even if you can't compare it to what some people said, wouldn't it be better if you just gave it a name?
If it's hard to understand.
That means... No. 25!
No, no, no. That's not what I meant.
No. 26!
No, that's not it!
No, it's not No. 26.
OK.
No. 26!
This is where it gets tricky.
Now, No. 26!
That's right! This is actually No. 26!
OK, so this is...
Superball!
No. 27!
Nice!
This is really nice!
It's nice!
It's like... You can feel something amazing, can't you?
It's like...
You're on fire for journalism, aren't you?
You're a real-life person.
Journalism!
No, that's not it!
No. 28!
What is this?!
I'll save it for editing.
OK!
Now, No. 29!
Oh!
This is also...
a good character, isn't it?
Huh?
Can I call you Ricky Stoll?
Now, No. 30!
Finally, No. 30!
Isn't this good, too?
If you say this is bad, what's good about it?
You look like a light tiger.
You look like a light tiger, don't you?
Turn off the light.
Light tiger!
This program is brought to you by Nissin Food, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical, and B&G.
This is really awkward.
Oh, it's finally gone a little dull.
It's gone dull.
What is this?
Wow, this is so difficult! It's so difficult!
Alright.
I'm starting to get dizzy.
Then, I'll have a can of this.
Yes.
Number 32.
What is this?
I don't know what it is, but it's a moroheiya.
Isn't it good?
Number 33.
What is it?
This is terrible.
Well...
It's a static electricity.
Number 34.
I can't help but notice the clothes.
If I knew, I would probably wear it like this.
Hmm...
It's normal, isn't it?
I think so.
Well, it's a fake talent.
I feel like that.
Yes.
Well, number 35.
Oh, it's good.
What is it?
It's good.
A person-eating flower.
Why?
Well, number 36.
Oh, it's good.
Oh...
It's good.
A body?
A body!
Number 37, please.
Yes.
Oh...
A grasshopper.
Oh, it's that kind of thing, isn't it?
Number 39.
Yes.
Good.
Well, number 40.
That's good, number 38.
Well...
That's it.
The toilet towel.
Number 39!
This is also...
Amazing.
Well...
What's this?
It looks dangerous.
It's like...
It looks like last year's corn.
Number 40!
Good.
This is...
Black bread.
Hmm?
Number 41!
Wow!
That's an amazing head.
Is this a finished work?
No, it's finished.
Then...
I'll leave it as a list.
Well, number 42!
Temmus.
Temmus!
Well, number 43!
This is the Yokohama phenomenon.
Well, number 44!
Hmm?
It's a little like Shimura-san.
Well, then...
Daffunda!
Number 45!
I see.
What's this?
This isn't normal.
Well, then...
When you cook takoyaki...
You flip it over.
What do you mean?
You know, like this.
What do you mean?
I can't remember.
You flip it over when you cook takoyaki.
You flip it over.
You flip it over!
Well, number 46!
Well, then...
Asshy-kun!
Well, number 47!
What's this?
It's cute, isn't it?
What is it?
Kedama!
It's cute, isn't it?
Well, number 48!
Huh?
Well, I'll go with Charley Corbett.
Even if you say it's a Kabuka...
Well, number 49!
This is weird, too!
What is this?
You've found something interesting, haven't you?
What is this?
Um, takoyaki...
I'm sorry to say this about takoyaki, but...
Yes?
...when you eat it, it looks like something you put oil on, doesn't it?
Like this...
It looks like something you do like this...
This is weird!
What is this kid up to?
Um, wood carving!
Well, number 50!
For now, we've come all the way up to number 50.
What is this?
A motor!
Well, number 51!
Go ahead!
What is this?
A bonus!
Well, number 52!
This is difficult!
Your attitude is getting worse and worse.
Well, then...
Jack is promoted!
Do you know what it means?
Number 53!
Marriage fraud!
Number 54!
Well, then...
Horse racing!
Number 55!
Horse racing...
Hmm!
Oh, this is...
It's a new employee, isn't it? Amazing!
Well...
Cherry boy!
Is that so?
You got a good name, didn't you?
It's a good name!
Well, then...
Number 56!
What is this?
Stop with this kind of head!
What is this?
It's good, isn't it?
It's a good feeling, isn't it?
That's right!
What is it?
Body pressure?
Number 57!
This is...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Kabaki!
Hmm!
Thin!
Number 59!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
What's this?
Hmm!
What's this?
A dashiki sword?
Number 60!
Well, this is...
...quite difficult.
A finger doll!
A finger doll?!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Now, number 60...
...it's the rush.
Yes!
Number 61!
It's so refreshing!
Let's go home and go back.
Cabos?
Cabos!
Number 62!
Yes!
Mushiba gold!
What a good thing!
Let me see it a little more.
This is Mushiba gold!
Now you remember it.
Number 63!
This is a difficult pattern.
This is difficult, isn't it?
This is a difficult pattern.
Thai idol!
Number 64!
This is...
This is like a fairy.
This is...
Hyourogumochi!
This is Hyourogumochi!
Number 65!
This is...
This is also like a fairy.
This is like a fairy.
Then...
I'll leave it at about number 6.
Number 66!
Virus.
You're lying!
Number 67!
He's laughing, he's laughing.
He's laughing.
This is some kind of side dish.
This is some kind of side dish that doesn't have a main dish on it.
He's laughing, he's laughing.
He's laughing.
He's not laughing now.
He's laughing!
He's laughing, he's laughing!
He's laughing a lot!
It doesn't stop!
This is strange!
Salted rice crackers.
Salted rice crackers!
Number 68!
What is this?
Kohei!
Number 69!
There was something like this earlier!
There was.
It's thin.
Earpick.
Number 70!
It's finally number 70's turn.
Now, number 70!
Number 70!
This is amazing.
Number 70's hair is amazing.
This is amazing.
Poison mushroom.
This is poison mushroom.
It's getting hot!
Number 71!
Um...
Ozaki!
72!
Um...
Taiwanese Idol
This is from Taiwan.
Number 73!
I'm getting older and older.
This is weird.
Soy sauce container
Number 74!
This is hard...
If you put it poorly...
You'll definitely get caught here.
So...
In a place like this...
You have to completely ignore him and put it on.
This person...
You have to make him look good.
Make him look good?
Yes.
Number 75!
Um...
Espa
Number 76!
Huh?
Ice
Number 77!
This kind of thing...
This kind of thing is tough!
I'll put it in the paint shop.
Number 78!
This is good, isn't it?
Wow! This is amazing!
This is easy to remember.
What should I do next?
What could it be?
"Noren"?
Noren! 79th!
This is difficult.
Then...
Gekai!
Finally, 80th!
80th!
Is "monaca" okay?
91st!
This is...
This is amazing.
What is this?
Key holder!
82nd!
Why is it?
What is this?
What should I do?
I'll go with "shoufuku" and "rokkaku".
"Rokkaku"?
"Shoufuku" and "rokkaku"!
Then, 83rd!
What is this?
Warabimochi
"Warabimochi"!
84th!
What is this?
- Can I say boar? - Yes, you can.
- Number 85! - Come on...
- Flowerbed.
- Number 86!
- Chicken box.
- Number 87!
- Well...
- This is... - Yes.
- Then...
- Let's go with "kokeshi". - "Kokeshi"...
- Number 18!
What could it be?
Uh...
"Shit Mouse"!
I'm sorry. "Shit Mouse"!
Number 89!
This is a difficult one.
How am I supposed to come up with a name for this?!
- Well... - Yes?
"Brother of the Videographer"!
Finally, number 90!
Number 90!
- Uh, this is... - Yes?
"Homo Gungeon"!
This is "Homo Gungeon"...
"Homo Gungeon"!
Okay, number 91!
Ah, there's not much left...
Oh no, if it gets like this, it's going to be bad!
Do you remember me?!
If you look over there, you probably don't remember me!
It's getting worse!
Wow, will it be okay?!
"Blue Shirt"!
No, this is bad!
Oh no, if it gets like this, it's going to be bad!
Go ahead, number 92!
"Yuji Oda"!
Oh no!
Yuji Oda!
Number 93!
This is weird again...
What is this?
If you had a beard like this, it would look good on you.
Oh, you're right.
This is weird...
"Kaminari Okoshi"!
Number 94!
What should I do?
But it's number 94, right?
I don't know anymore! This is bad!
That's enough...
Then...
Make something you remember for sure!
That's right! I'll remember for sure!
Even if you call me cowardly, I don't care what you call me!
"Gurasan Kakekake"!
Okay!
Number 95!
"Zubon Sugoi Suntarazu"!
Then...
"Suntara"!
"Suntara"... But I defeated you! Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Number 96!
Oh, I lost again...
What is this?
"Interimogura"!
Then, number 97!
This is also "Kaminari"...
What is this?
Oh, this is good...
"Reebok"...
"Oshitsu"!
Then...
Number 98!
Oh, again...
Yes.
Tamasaburo.
Yes.
Number 99.
Two more.
Number 99.
Then Salesman.
Yes.
Last one!
Last one.
Number 100!
What is this?
So cool!
What is this person's body type? It's amazing, isn't it?
Isn't it easier to remember his body type?
Is it easier to remember his body type?
What is this body type?
Then let's say "manatee".
What is it?
Let's say "manatee".
"Manatee"!
Oh, his back is like a lion's back.
It's stylish, isn't it?
Now, more than 100 people have given their all.
- Oil sales. - Correct!
- He's a center. - Correct!
- Small and medium sized companies. - Correct!
- Then, number four is? - No, I'll say it later.
- Shit glasses. - Correct!
- Interior design. - Correct!
- Femiole. - What?
- This is a femiole. - What?
- New femiole. - What?
- Back side. - Correct!
- Murderer. - No, I didn't say that!
- Shiba dog. - Correct!
- Wait, number twelve, leave me alone. Sorry.
- Fujio Akatsuka. - Correct!
- Kuchi Biruo. - Correct!
- Ah, I had it, I had it!
- Femio. - Correct!
- Lupo writer. - Correct!
- New femiole. - Correct!
- Lupo writer. - Correct!
- Shiba dog. - Correct!
- Wait, number twenty, leave me alone. - Correct!
- Craftsman. - Correct!
- What will you do? - Pass.
- Japanese sword. - Correct!
- I don't get it!
- Let's see his answer.
- Number twenty six! - Correct!
Journalism!
Correct!
Wait a minute.
Ricky Stoll.
Correct!
K-tra.
Correct!
Will you wait for me?
Wait a minute.
I don't know.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Static electricity.
Correct!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Fake talent.
Correct!
One-bite story.
Correct!
Mino.
Correct!
I don't know.
I don't know about this.
Toilet paper.
Correct!
Sit over there.
Yes, yes, blackboard.
Correct!
I got it!
I'm sorry, wait a minute.
Go to the table in front of you.
Yoko Ake.
Correct!
I don't remember this!
Dafunda.
Correct!
Slowly, slowly.
Correct!
Assi-kun.
Correct!
Wait a minute.
Sit over there.
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
I got it!
Woodcutter.
Correct!
What is it?
Yes, yes, yes. I understand.
Bonus!
Correct!
Oh, I know!
Jack and Agari!
Correct!
Married and Loafer!
Correct!
Well, it's not, but...
Sorry, can you do it later?
Yes, sorry.
I know!
Cherry Boy!
Correct!
Um...
Warmth service!
Correct!
Oh, I know!
Kabakushi!
Correct!
Um...
Thin!
Correct!
Zashiki-ken!
Correct!
Sorry, I don't know.
It's a service problem.
Oh, I know!
Mushiba-kin!
Correct!
Um...
Thai Idol!
Correct!
Kyoroku-mochi!
Correct!
I don't know this! I don't know this!
Virus!
Correct!
I'm laughing!
I don't remember it at all!
Oh, I know it perfectly!
Right?
Number 68.
Ohe!
Correct!
Oh, ear cleaning!
Ear cleaning!
Correct!
Poison mushroom!
Correct!
Ozaki!
Correct!
Um...
Taiwan Idol!
Correct!
Soy sauce!
Correct!
Um...
Gotzei-kanji!
Correct!
Who is it?!
I don't know!
Correct!
I don't know!
Correct!
Huh?!
That's close!
Rokukaku! (Six-angle)
Correct!
I don't know!
Ah! Yes, yes, yes!
Inoshishi! (Boar)
Correct!
Hanadai! (Flower stand)
Correct!
Tobibako! (Flying box)
Correct!
Who are you?!
Um... Kusonezu! (Rat)
Correct!
Videoyano Niichan! (Videographer)
Correct!
Homogunji! (Homogenus)
Correct!
Aoshatsu! (Blue shirt)
Correct!
Odayuji! (Odayuji)
Where is it?!
Kaminari Okoshi! (Thunder god)
Correct!
Kake! (Shadow)
Correct!
Ah! Suntara! (Suntara)
Correct!
Um... I know!
Um... Interi Mogura! (Intellectual mole)
Correct!
Huh?!
- Oshitsu! - Correct!
- Ah... Tama Saburo! - Correct!
- Umm... Salesman! - Correct!
- Now, number 100! - Umm... Manatee! - Correct!
- Now we've gone through all of them, but... - Ah...
- Ah, I know! Number 48, I know! - Wait a minute! Who is number 48?!
- Umm... Share Kobe! - Correct!
- Now, number 26! - Wait a minute...
- Now, number 26 is... - Umm... Super Bowl! - Correct!
- Number 5... Umm...
- I think everyone remembers number 5! - Ah, you do? - Yes!
- Ah! - Huh?!
What's this?
Kama!
- Kama Kirio?! - That's right!
- Yeah, yeah, that's how you do it, can't help it. - That's why!
You're funny.
Let's do it.
Huh? What?
What?!
No, no, no, I mean...
- Today... - Ah, so you're going to do it like that again?
- I can't help it... - Ah, you're going to do it again?
- I'm going to do it again... - Ah...
- Um... wait a minute! - What is it?
While you were saying that, I thought you said "robot"!
- Number ten! - What? Number ten?
- Yeah! - What's number ten?
- Robot! - Huh?
That's not it! Number eight is a robot!
Huh?
I thought you said number eight is a robot.
Is there such a way of doing it?
Whether number ten is a robot or number eight is a robot...
I get it now! Um... let's do it again!
- Yes! - Yes! - Thank you!
- Everyone, thank you for your hard work! - Yes!
That's all for today's instant memory technique!