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Mega Kai Mario Kart OK!
This is the third time we're doing a game show.
A game show!
The past has been a mess, but...
We've come a long way, and it feels like the time has finally come.
How many times do you keep saying I'm number one?
No, no, what are you talking about? I'm Nintendo of the entertainment world.
I don't know what you're talking about, but Nintendo of the entertainment world...
I don't know what I'm talking about.
This time, you're doing it too, right?
I will.
I heard you do it a lot.
I don't do it.
Mario Kart, I heard you do it a lot.
I do.
It feels like you're doing it with your son at home.
No, no, but for now...
We're going to have a guest come out now, but...
We'll win and go all the way to the finals.
To be honest, I didn't do anything funny today.
I just won and it's over for me.
I'm sorry I can't say anything else.
But I'm amazing!
Oh, really?
No, really, look at me. I think you're all going to fall for me.
No, I'm not going to fall for you!
Mario's hat flies off.
It's too fast!
That's amazing!
Look at me!
Okay, let's go.
Here are the people who voted for Mario Kart in the finals!
Okay, first is Peach Sachs and his son, Coffee.
Avery and Yume!
Will Formula Japan be able to race again?
Kondo, Max and Masahiko!
Hiding his speed, Onyanco Racer!
Watanabe and Marina!
A man who was born to play games!
He's got a lot of power!
In Ryokyo, he showed overwhelming strength!
WAKUMO GANGER!
So this time you chose Mario Kart. How confident are you?
Well, how can I say... At first he said he was a bomberman.
If you were a bomberman you must have had perfect confidence.
He was a great racing driver with Tamiya-san.
She is the daughter of a circuit racer.
Is that so?
So this time...
Let's give him a round of applause!
Mario Kart, I bought it last night.
Don't make me do it!
Don't bring up such a member!
You know, V-neck's summer sweater.
That's it.
Come to think of it, I've never been here before.
In my case...
I haven't done it for about a month. I haven't held the controller.
No, that's not what I mean.
Let's give him a round of applause!
- Are you okay? - Don't kick me!
- Are you okay? - The kanji is late again!
- Marina is young, Mario Kart is young. - I just bought it last week.
You're so dirty!
You don't know how hard you're working, because you just bought it.
- But you practiced a lot. - I practiced a lot.
Well, you're a little fat.
- Who said that? - You said it yourself.
- It's you, brother! - It's me!
- This man doesn't say much, but he has a lot of power. - How is Mario Kart?
- It's not very good. - It's not good?
- Compared to before? - Yes.
It's like a light shakurei.
You too!
- The winner is Tamio Aida! - Yes!
- How about you, Tamio? - It's not bad.
- Really? - I don't know.
- Come on! - It's...
Just stick your finger in it!
I don't know what's going to come out of it!
If you lose today, you can do anything.
Seriously...
- Is it good? - Seriously...
- Well... - If you say it like that...
- It's funny if you lose to me. - What are you talking about?
- There will be two people competing in each qualifier. - Yes.
- The four people who win in the end will go to the final. - I understand.
Let's go to the final of "The Game of Kart"!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Start!
- It looks ugly. - It's ugly because it's ugly.
- Wow!
- Even if you say "wow", you just start.
- Wow, wow, that's it.
- That's it! The one that emits smoke! What do you do with it?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- I just heard it.
- It's ugly, it's ugly.
- I'm getting pulled out of something.
- It's ugly, it's ugly, it's ugly.
- Did you get an item? - You won!
- Why do you fight each other?
- Yummy! It's delicious!
- Wow, wow!
- As expected of Puffy! Thus far, it's a perfect race without being pulled out of anything.
- It seems like one mistake can be fatal!
- No way, no way!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
It disappeared
It's fine, it's fine
Oh, it fell
Stop it, stop it!
This hurts!
If you get carried away too much, the net will jump into the lake
Can she pull back the net in about 5 seconds?
You can do it, you can do it!
It's not good if you lose an item like this
Ah, she's about to reach the goal
She's reaching the goal!
Yay!
Yay! She lost!
The first round, bunny ball final! Peace!
- How was it? - What do you mean?
- In terms of fighting, you were good, weren't you? - No, not at all.
What are you talking about?
- What do you mean? - Not at all!
You're on a different level!
- From who? - From me.
- From what we've seen so far. - You're a complete mess.
Okay, let's go. The second race is...
...this one!
The French team, Marina!
Here we go! The second race, start up!
Oh no, I lost.
You lost in the start up!
Marina, you're good!
You're good at driving.
Oh no, I lost!
You hit me with a heavy coke!
Marina is scared. She uses coke as a match and steals the top.
Can she escape like this?
No way! I don't like this anymore!
This is bad.
Where are you going?
No!
Come back! Come back!
Come back! Where are you going? Where are you going?
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Come back! Come back!
No, no, no.
Go away!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, come back!
Come back!
Marina and Tsukon's course out. This difference is fatal! Will the match be an easy win?
Hang in there! There's still hope!
It's over!
The match is a tie!
Tsukon wins!
The match was a very stable race!
But it's not just the match that was good, Marina was also very good!
That was terrible!
Terrible!
I saw America from across the fence!
The next match is between these two!
It's a match between Tsukon and Marina!
Start!
What's going on?
I can't do it.
I'm so nervous.
Why am I shaking so much?
I can't do it.
What?
Things are different now.
This is bad.
Even though they are confused, they have great technique.
This is the most popular race.
I can't do it.
What's wrong with you?
I'm begging you.
Ani passed In at the corner and ended up in the lake.
Is Tamiyo going to win by himself?
Will something miraculous happen?
I'm jealous.
Did Tamiyo get stuck in the place where he was before?
This is bad.
A lightning struck him.
Wait a minute.
I can't do it.
This is fine.
I can't do it.
If you say "no", you will fall.
That's right.
What are you doing?
You are playing "no" by yourself.
I want you to say "no" to me.
I can't do it.
Is it over for me?
What?
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
What are you trying to stop me from doing?
No, I'm just trying to show you that I can do it.
And with that, Tamiyo has won the final match!
How do you feel about this match?
Well, you know, you're all a little too far behind.
We're too far behind?
Well...
First and second?
That's right, that's right.
Well, I guess the next match will be like that too.
Let's do it.
Now, the fourth race.
Let's do it!
This broadcast is brought to you by these sponsors.
Then I'll go with Mario.
Mario?
Oh, you're Mario?
Is this top or bottom?
You can tell by looking at it, can't you?
What do you think about this?
Hey, look at Yoshi!
Whoa, you're a little too slow.
Well, well, well, it's pretty easy.
Hey, leave it to me!
Whoa, you're doing it completely differently!
You're doing it completely differently!
As I thought, there's a pattern to this too.
Well, well, well, it's better to leave this area open for TV purposes.
Well, whatever, I'll leave it up to you.
Ah, no, no!
Ah, he took it off again!
Um, he usually runs the course late, so...
It's about this area, so...
Eh, why is this... how do you run fast?
Is there a way to run faster?
Look for it, hey!
Talk as you do it!
Terrible! Matsumoto's cola attack is too terrible!
But he has no mercy in a match!
Do your best, Hamada!
It's not talking at all!
Okay, like this!
It stinks!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I don't know! Maybe a miracle will happen! Watch it!
Even though he lost his invincible item,
Taffy fell in front of the rain!
Will a miracle happen?
Let's make a show of it!
You're desperate!
Hamada-san!
Can you stop for a moment?
If you're confident, can you stop for a moment?
Can you stop for a moment at the jump?
Why would you stop at the jump?
No! Can you stop for a moment at the bend?
It's not that bad!
You scared me!
You scared me! I thought I was going to get pulled!
Can you stop for a moment there?
Here!
Can you stop for a moment?
No! You're a miracle!
You can't stop at all!
Can you stop for a moment?
Can you hurry up?
I don't want this anymore!
Can you hurry up?
Thank you very much!
Hinsken!
It's disgusting!
Hinsken was a little panicked today.
I was really scared today!
Hinsken was really scared!
One, two, three!
Yes, it's Manos's final race!
So, the final race will be held in Paris, the sea, Machi, Tamio, Matsumoto and Hitachi!
So, will the first Mario Kart ever be Yumi, Machi or Tamio?
Who will it be?
Hey, hey!
I understand!
So, the Mario Kart final race...
Start!
It's hard to see from here, isn't it?
What?
Oh, Yoshi!
It's hard!
Yoshi!
Oh!
That's it! Keep it up! Everyone, keep it up!
I wonder how much I'm behind?
He's really behind!
The difference in top votes is about 10 seconds!
Matsumoto slowly moves up from the last round!
Is there a miraculous reversal?!
OK!
Is it two?! It's two!
One!
You can do it, everyone!
You three can do it!
Ah, it's working.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Ah, the match is stuck somewhere!
The match is stuck!
It's in a bad state!
Ah, it came off!
Matsumoto makes a mistake and falls into the lake.
Here, the top Tamio and Tama are almost tied.
After Tamio became alone, a fierce fight between Yumi and Matsumoto will unfold.
Slip and fall over there!
No, no, no, no!
Come, come, come!
Come on!
Take it back with you!
Right?
Hey, really, why?!
It can't be helped!
It's not normal for you to be in first place in such a sudden situation like this!
You were also lucky!
What do you mean?
You didn't attack me.
Ah, I see, I see.
Ah, so that's what happened.
But still, I'm still in first place, right?
Hey, go over there for a bit.
You're not qualified to be in the center!
Ah, dojo, how can you win?!
What game are you playing to win?!
Ah, it's always like this, but please declare it next time!
Um...
Dr. Mario.
Dr. Mario?
Dr. Mario...
Yes?
Um...
Can you do it alone?
Do it at home!
But it's a little uneasy, isn't it?
Yes, it's very uneasy.
I can't run at all.
That's right, you can't run at all.
If you can run on your own, it's pretty good.
That's right, that's right!
Because I can't fall into the water at home!
Ah, I see.
Well, it can't be helped.
From now on, let's do it sitting down!
Hey! Hey!
Huh?
Sit down!
It's hard to do it standing up.
Is that so?
Oh, by the way, Shinsui-san, you should sit down.
Um...
I'm a big fan of Lenoma!
Why are you laughing?!
Because I'm like that!
Lenoma?!
You're interested in Lenoma?!
Anyway, everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Please continue to support us!
That's all for today's entertainment news!
Thank you!
Emergency comparison! Christmas with a baby for a day!
Well, well, it's not really a circle around here.
Me and Higashino are today, for the time being...
What the hell! If you want to go out, go out!
I want to go out! I want to go out, but I don't know what to do!
What the hell!
Well, everyone!
There are four men under the age of one behind me.
Ramazo-san, Itao-san, Kurano-san and Imawa-san.
Each of you, one by one...
...will be your children for the day.
Kurano-san will be a child soon.
It's perfect for side practice, isn't it?
Well, you'll know in the future, too.
Well, I'm thin.
No, it doesn't matter.
You're thin, but you can be a woman, can't you?
There are four of you, so you can...
Which one is which?
No, you can choose it yourself!
Imada-san's is perfect, isn't it?
Look, look, look!
Imada-papa chose a quiet-looking Hiromu-chan.
What are you doing?
Takahiro-chan started crying a little for Kurano- papa.
Seven, seven, right?
Good, good, good!
If you cry, I'll hug you right away!
Oh, yeah.
I'm a Yoda fan.
Oh, my nose! Oh, my nose! Oh, my nose!
Oh, my nose! Oh, my nose!
Good, good, good!
Hey, you're not a human being!
You're breathing!
Matsumoto Papa is crying with great enthusiasm, Yoshihiro-chan!
Go! Go!
Itao-papa is only 11 months old!
How many times do you have to work, Moto?
It's really heavy, isn't it?
If you carry it for a long time.
Wow, I'm tired of this!
Let's go, Moto!
Daddy is in shock all day long!
Will he be able to see the wonderful smiles of the babies?
Hey!
Come out!
What is it?
I said come out!
What is it?
What is this?
Come out!
What is it?
Is it money?
It's money!
Come out here!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Come out!
Yes.
What is it with you guys?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Come out there!
Sit down, you guys!
I'll pay you.
I don't need money!
Sit down!
Yes, I'm sorry.
You idiots!
You guys are heavy!
Who do you think you are?
No one will laugh like you.
I'll kill you!
Wait a minute.
I'll kill you!
Hey!
Do you understand?
I understand.
What will you do?
I'll do my best.
Can you do your best?
I'll do my best.
Okay, let's go!
Yes.
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Yes.
Let's go!
I'm surprised!
You're so arrogant!
Now...
What did you take?
Okay.
Start from Mantohi.
Number five.
You're so arrogant!
What did you take?
Okay, start from Mantohi.
I don't know.
I'll kill you!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
I'll kill you!
You're so arrogant!
I'm sorry!
Are you sorry?
Yes.
It can't be.
You're so arrogant!
Yes.
Now...
What did you take?
Okay.
Start from Mantohi.
It's high.
What did you take?
What is it?
Hey! Hey! Hey! The lowest viewing rate is 2.0.
Who is the champ?
Okay. Start from Umazura.
Oyonezu.
Okay. Start from you.
Hey! Hey! Hey! The lowest viewing rate is 2.0.
Who is the champ?
Okay. Start from Umazura.
Kunihiro Tomiyuki.
Same level!
I'll kill you!
I'm not a singer!
I'm sorry!
I lost!
Cheers!
Okay.
I won't do it again.
Okay.
Okay. Let's go!
Next year, we'll have one more.
What is it?
One more?
Yes.
Ran.
Hana's... Hana's... Hana's...
No... Ginbae's...
Yes, it's a little funny.
Alright, Umazura!
Sake!
I'll kill you!
I'm sorry!
You lost!
I'm sorry!
I'll kill you!
I'm sorry!
Are you alright?
Yes.
Keep your level the same.
Yes.
There's a weekly newspaper that's targeted at people with saggy necks.
Yes.
There's a weekly newspaper that's targeted at people with saggy necks.
Yes.
Weekly... what?
Alright!
From Mount Hee.
Saggy necks...
Umazura!
You're a pervert!
I'll kill you!
I'm sorry!
You lost!
I'm sorry!
I don't know!
Five yakuza members gather and form a group.
The name of the group is...
Alright!
See, it's easy!
From Mount Hee!
Yakuza gather...
Five people?
Five people...
Yakuza with a record debut.
The name of the group is...
From Umazura!
What?
The name of the group is...
Five Fingers!
(Laughter)
Oh...
(Laughter)
Even "Finger Five" is a bit of a joke, isn't it?
(Laughter)
Funny!
(Laughter)
You're funny!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Good evening.
Today, we will think about
what is not folded, even though we know it is fake.
(Music)
The broadcast so far has been provided by the sponsor you see.
(Music)
The spring of Hokkaido is still far away.
Little by little, however, snow has finally begun to melt.
Mother, how are you?
Now, we are absorbed in the painting of the rock band that comes to the back of the field.
Brother, will the rock band come again today?
It will definitely come, because of this.
Wow, what's wrong with you, brother?
I stole it at school.
Let's go.
Brother! Brother!
Where? Where?
The rock band! Behind you!
It's the rock band!
What's wrong with you?
It's cute!
It's cool!
It's a guitarist and a drummer!
It's a drummer!
He's saying something, isn't he?
It's amazing!
Let's go a little closer.
There are so many!
It's the band's ears!
It's the band's ears, rock band!
Wow!
It's cool!
This is the rock band of Hanami!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'll cut this for you.
Come here, rock band!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's okay, rock band!
Wow!
It's okay!
What are you afraid of? It's okay!
We won't do anything to you, rock band!
Now, eat this!
It's kind of you.
It's okay.
Brother!
Something is coming, brother!
Eat it!
Do it! Do it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Brother!
I've never seen anything like it!
Brother!
From now on...
...the wind...
Brother! What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
You're a bad rock band!
You've made it this far, brother and band!
Stop it, rock band!
Wait!
Stop it!
Stop it, rock band!
Stop it!
He's so kind! Rock band is so kind!
You can do it!
When you have kids...
...you can have fun with them, right?
You can have fun with them, right?
When you have kids, right?
Ah! It's good!
It's good!
It's good, brother!
It's good!
Ah! It's good!
Ah! It's bad!
It's bad!
What is it?!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Someone's flying away!
What are you doing?!
What are you...
Wait! Wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
You're sweating like hell!
It's getting hot in here.
It's getting hot.
I think I need to pee.
Pee? OK!
Thank you very much!
Are you serious?
Who are you?
Itako-san, you are serious!
She is relieved.
She is holding you.
She is crying.
She was sweating a lot.
She is crying.
She is lonely.
She is wearing a feather suit.
It is a feather!
She is like a bird.
She is amazing.
She is moving like a bird.
The following program is brought to you by...
...Nippon Diva...
...and the following sponsors.
There are kisses for every love.
Among all the kisses, tonight...
...the most wonderful kiss will be decided.
The first male-female kiss demonstration!
That's right.
It's finally time for us to say goodbye.
Thank you for everything you've done for us.
This time, the four nominees for Best Kiss Scene are...
"Director," "Script," "Starring," "Shooting."
- These four are doing this. - I see.
- Can I say something? - Yes.
You're too full of yourself.
Really?
- Really? - Yes.
- I'm not saying that. - No?
- As human beings... - Yes, yes.
- We shouldn't be scattered around. - Yes, yes.
- We should be together. - No, you're wrong.
- We should be excited. - No, you're wrong.
- I'm sorry, but... - No, you're wrong.
- You're not a cheap human being.
- I'm sorry, but... - No, no.
- Let's get started. - Yes.
The first nominee is...
Mr. Ito Itsuji!
It's the best way of thinking of "kissing" in the world.
I see.
Yeah.
You know, in "Dear Woman" he was eating a lot of ice cream.
I don't know what kind of drama it is.
I've never seen it either.
I've never heard of it either.
Why are you so close?
So, Mr. Guitar, what's the title?
"Leaving Love Behind".
"Leaving Love Behind"!
I say goodbye to what we had.
The good times that made us laugh.
Where do you want to shoot it?
Odaibashi.
Odaibashi?
I thought we'd get to zero air.
What are you doing?
I thought we'd get to zero air.
What do you mean?
You're riding a Gump.
I say goodbye to what we had.
It used to be a truck.
It's a truck with a lot of energy in it.
I wonder what it's like on a ship.
It's melting well.
It's pretty long.
About three minutes.
Really?
What's that?
It's fast!
I found it right away.
It's running. What's it doing?
What's it doing?
It's running.
It stinks.
It's amazing
You are still doing it
Why Toda Masuko?
I didn't know you were doing it like Toda Masuko
Just one word
Don't leave me alone
I'll do it
Thank you for coming
The second one is Imada Koi!
Did you see the similarity of the first two actors?
- We did. - How was it?
As expected, Ezra is very...
As expected, Shuen is very Itao-san.
He's very determined, so I thought I'd compete with him on a more scaleable level.
I see.
These two are really Easterners.
Indeed, they're similar.
If you look closely, you'll see that they're representatives of ugly people.
- They really are. - If you say it with your face, you'll see it.
- They're really good. - They're good.
- They're pretty good. - They're pretty ugly.
Wait, wait, wait!
I thought you were going to say that Conan is Conan.
Is that Conan?
He's the one who transcended our world!
- Is that okay? - That ugly guy has a different scale.
- His scale is also different. - His scale is completely different!
He's three times bigger than the Tokyo Dome.
- He's amazing. - He's a great ugly guy!
- I understand. - Now, Iman-san, what's the title of the film?
"Nakanaori" is the best.
- So, how do you say it? - I see.
The more you fight, the hotter you kiss.
- That's the best kiss in the world. - I think it's a good kiss.
I see.
Where the hell are you?!
What the hell is this?!
Are you trying to make up with me?!
You came here for making up with me?!
That's right!
Why are you laughing?!
I'm not coming back!
Holy night...
The End
I don't know what you're talking about!
THE END
It's like...
It's so sticky!
What is this?
Are you Jackie Chan?
It's like...
You like this song, don't you?!
It's like...
It's not like that!
It's like...
It's not like that!
You like this song, don't you?!
Some personal impression is showing in this song.
Well, he's doing whatever he wants for some reason.
That glass-like thing that fell...
Moreover, after the kiss...
The coffee pop...
Is broken?!
It's broken!
You're kissing and it's broken?!
What the...?
This is what we call a "break" and "a kiss" combination!
Let's do it for the second time.
You're crazy.
Thank you very much.
The third nominee is...
Takahiro Kurano!
Kissing with Mr. Hong Tong is the most unconnected thing, isn't it?
- Yes, yes, yes. - But what is it like?
- But is this kind of man taking romantic pictures? - This is cool.
- What's the title? - The title?
- "Goodbye." - "Goodbye."
- Is this a goodbye kiss, too? - This is meaningful.
- Oh, you can tell by looking at it? - Yes, you can tell by looking at it.
The legendary blue dress I had been searching for...
- What is that? - I finally found it.
- What is that? - At last, my wish will come true.
That's right.
What's with that face?
Goodbye.
THE END
From here is fine. From here is cool. From here is cool.
Looks like a citizen, doesn't he?
What kind of word is that?
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Answer me.
Am I born just in time?
I can't believe it! I'm a person again!
Wait!
I'm a person again!
Oh, it came off!
What did you do?
I'm a person again!
What did you do?
I didn't do anything!
What did you do?
I used my body to bathe!
I'm a person again!
I'm a monster!
I'm a person again!
I'm a monster!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Lastly, we have YOSHINOBOI!
YOSHINOBOI!
Thank you!
You let those three people go and you came out last!
That means you're quite a work!
I saw them in the back.
They're trying to make us laugh or feel embarrassed.
I see!
A kiss is more intense, right?
Isn't it?
A scale fell from my eyes!
It's a bad kiss!
What's wrong with you?!
It's not good!
You're too sad!
It's not good at all!
I feel like I'm being hugged!
A kiss is intense!
If you can't do it in front of everyone, it's not a real kiss!
I see, I see.
Right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
My work is really...
Um, let's change the character a little bit.
From this new era...
Let's change it a little bit.
What kind of bad things are you saying?
I don't want to hug you like that.
Anyway, what's the title?
Rainy Kiss.
"Rainy Kiss" for the first time in my life.
Can I get some money for this song?
Kiss me!
It doesn't make any sense.
Get out of my way!
What the hell are you doing?!
Are you crazy?!
Hey, you're getting the wrong idea.
Isn't that love?
It's just a kiss.
What are you thinking about?
What's wrong with you?
[Music]
[Applause]
I have no choice but to leave it to you.
If you borrow that video, you will be very annoyed.
I don't know anything.
Just throw it easily and don't say anything.
Is that so?
Now, let's announce the best kiss semi prize for the first time.
[Applause]
Itao Itsuji!
Itao!
[Applause]
It's nothing.
But Itao is the best, isn't he?
That's right.
He won!
Itao has a prize of 40,000 yen.
[Applause]
That's true.
[Laughter]
They are worth 40,000 yen each.
What are you talking about?
So, it's worth 30,000 yen as a bonus.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
That's great.
They are going around.
Now, you watching TV, you there.
Let's say goodbye while watching this kiss.
That's all for the first kiss semi prize for men.
Thank you very much!
This program was brought to you by "Nippon Reba" and the sponsors you see here.
Good morning, everyone!
It's 8.30 a.m. in Japanese time.
Today, thanks to "Snowflutters", we have gathered here.
How is it? How is this winter?
It's snowing.
How is it?
It's snowing.
This year, it's a little bit of heavy snow.
That's right.
It's very good for "Snowflutters".
That's what Naosuke said later.
Today, "Snowflutters"...
As you may know, "Snowflutters" come from "abs".
They come from "abs"!
Right?
That is...
If you remember it, it will be your own thing.
At first, I thought it was funny.
When I realized it, it was a disaster.
It's funny.
There is such a thing.
It's a joke.
"Abs"! "Abs"!
Foxes also have this kind of welcome.
Foxes will follow you.
Even at night.
Let's start with Mr. Imai.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
How is it?
Yes.
What is this thing?
Tell me.
Well...
Well, I can do it slowly.
You can do it slowly...
But you've never pushed it before?
No.
Then...
Please copy this.
Is it in here?
Yes, it's in the back.
Yes.
Does it have anything to do with Snowfreeze?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Do it!
It will come out at any time.
If you want to do it as a joke, go home now!
Yes.
My son is dead now.
So now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I remembered about my son.
You look like your son.
I'll write that you look like your son.
You don't know?
You look like your son.
I'll write it.
So, who will go first?
Can I go first?
You can go first.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Then, I'll go first.
Yes.
Then, let's start with you, Imai-san.
Yes.
You are Imai-san, right?
Yes, I am.
Well, "snow creature".
Yes.
What number ball?
Oh, you want me to choose this one?
Yes.
Well...
Then, number 3.
Number 3...
I don't have it.
It's black.
So, Imai-san, it's your first time, right?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Let's go with number 1 ball.
Yes.
Then, let's go.
I'll put my finger in it.
Start!
Then, let's go!
Yes, please.
Yes, please get in!
Please open the entrance mission below!
Entrance mission...
Please open the entrance mission below!
This is like a vegetable store...
No, you are not in a vegetable store!
Where is a vegetable store?
My son said the same thing and died.
In fact...
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Please open it!
Yes.
Let's get in!
Well...
Yes.
Is it okay?
Everyone, please look at it!
Let's get in!
Yes.
Then...
Yes.
Please put on a wiretap!
Is it a wiretap?
Please put on a wiretap!
Yes, yes, yes!
How can I put it on?
It doesn't matter where you put it!
Yes.
Is it okay?
If you open the entrance mission above...
Yes!
The engine will start immediately!
Yes, yes!
It's a start from there!
I understand!
Don't mess around!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Right?
It was fun, wasn't it?
Well, it was snowing and everything.
What?
It was moving.
Was it just now?
What do you mean "just now"?
It was moving forward and everything.
I don't know.
It was always like this.
Right?
What?
I came to do this "freezer" thing. I paid for it.
What?
Please do it properly.
I'm doing it.
I'm telling you to do it properly!
I'm telling you!
I paid for it!
Noda-san, right?
What?
It's Noda-san!
It's similar!
It's not similar!
I paid for it!
Let's go.
Everyone, you've come to play, so you must be hungry.
Please eat.
Let's eat.
It's good, isn't it?
I ate it.
Did you eat it?
I ate it.
This one, this one, this one.
Oh, it came out.
I'm really different from him.
I don't know.
I'm a reporter.
Eat, eat, eat.
Croquette.
Do you want to eat croquette?
No, I don't want it.
No?
This is good, isn't it?
Croquette is good in summer.
It's good.
It's good you came.
I'm glad you came.
Right?
I'm glad you came.
Right?
I'm glad you came.
Right?
But you're different.
You're different.
Right?
You came in summer.
I'm sure you came in summer.
Everyone, you're full now.
Yes.
Can you move a little and let us play?
What's this?
It's beautiful.
What's this?
It's beautiful.
I shouldn't have said that.
It's beautiful.
As a result, Orb Mode Special!
This time, we'll have a special match between Team Godz and Special Team, who used to fight in Team Fight, using giant knights.
Now, let's get started with this special match between Team Godz and Special Team!
First up is Team Godz!
Well, once you're used to it, you're used to it.
Yes, that's right.
It's our thing, you know?
Yes, that's right.
Now, let me introduce you to the GODS team.
It's the DREAM team's entrance!
Now, please stand in front of you!
Shinya Hashimoto!
SHINYA HASHIMOTO!
First up is Shinya Hashimoto!
The Mongolian Chopper of the East!
Hashimoto, I'm sorry!
How do you do it?
You're laughing!
Hashimoto isn't the only one.
Let's go on. Next up is this guy!
Next up is the new star of the sailing world!
'96 Atlanta Olympic Bicycle Championship medallist...
Jumonji Takanobu!
Go, Jumonji!
Wait, wait!
Are you okay?
You're being bullied by Kayleigh Sinus!
Nice to meet you.
Next up is this guy!
And from the boxing world...
Japanese first heavyweight champion...
with Osamu Taichou and Lenin Triangle...
Current world champion cruiserweight champion...
Yosuke Nishijima!
Here he is!
Yosuke Nishijima!
Hey! Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Yosuke-san is on this show!
That's right.
It's the first time I've seen him too.
He's a great guy, isn't he?
No, but Yosuke-san is laughing.
It's just that I saw Yosuke-san stumble once around there.
He got hit by a mat cloth.
Well, let's have a good time today!
Let's do it!
Let's kill him!
The 41 year old, 3AA world singles champion, Dynamite fans!
No, don't go down!
Why am I the scariest one?
Why?
In a way, he's the scariest one.
Asama, you don't look like you have a shadow.
Let's have a good show!
And last but not least, this guy!
Black Baseball League's number one, individual super pitch hitter, man of tears and festivals, Dave Oakwood!
You got me!
So, this is Dave, right?
Yes.
He's an amazing member.
Dave, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
This member...
Well, well...
He's part of the dream team.
His body is...
His mouth is...
Is he okay?
Well, well, we're herbivores.
We don't eat much meat.
Both teams...
Both teams have given us their history.
Yes.
Let's introduce it.
First, let's go to Higashikata.
The history of the GODS team!
First, let's go to the three big guys.
Hamadayama Matsumoto no Umi and Kuranohana.
Excuse me?
Yes?
Um...
Your chin is too wide. I can't see your face.
Your chin is more wide than last time.
More than that, what's with the guy on the left?
He's pretty stupid, but I can't see my face.
I'm Tomosaka Rie Gakkyon.
Now, let me introduce you.
The history of the dream team!
Go!
Now, Hashimoto's knowledge.
Is this Yosuke Mountain?
Yosuke, and this is Kansai.
This is what happened.
Well, my chin is pretty crooked,
but Kansai's nipples are pretty crooked, too.
What are you talking about?!
Kansai's nipples are crooked?!
President H.G. told me about it.
Oh, I see.
Is it the one Yosuke Mountain has on its shoulders?
Oh, it's the president!
Where? Where?!
Where is this coming from, Yosuke Mountain?!
Only President H.G. knows about it!
Today, H.G. and President H.G. will...
Yosuke Mountain will run away from us!
Yosuke Mountain's reputation will be ruined!
The rule is to win or lose.
If you lose, you'll be blown up,
and if you kill your opponent's team first, you win.
Now, the first round!
I'd like to start right away, but is everyone ready?!
Yeah!
Am I okay?!
Huh?!
Am I okay?!
You're okay!
Kansai's not crooked at all!
I mean, I haven't gained any strength!
All I have is a weapon!
Oh, I'm scared!
Now, let's go!
First round!
Get ready!
Start!
[The sound of a firework exploding]
[The sound of a woman screaming]
[The sound of a firework exploding]
Now, for the second one...
Oh, Ed, Ed, Ed!
With this Jackie Bunny action...
[The sound of a firework exploding]
What are you doing with that question mark?
OK, are you ready?
Now, let's go for the second round!
Let's go!
[The sound of a firework exploding]
Watch out! Watch out!
We killed them! We killed the boxing team!
The fight above was really good!
Oh, really?
Yeah, the fight above was really good!
They were kicking each other!
Oh, you're right!
I really shouldn't do this anymore!
Ah...
I really did my best!
Wow, you're good!
When it exploded, Jumoni-san was really dirty!
Why?
Wow, you're good!
You're still good!
Ah!
Jumoni-san was like this afterwards!
He was really...
He was like...
No! It's scary! No! It's scary!
He was really good!
Wow!
Now, let's do the third round!
It's a one-on-one match, so it's going to be a good match!
What is it?
It's Koto Yosuke!
Now, let's go!
Who's going to reach first?
Get ready!
Go up!
Go, go, go!
Which one won?
This one!
Let's watch it in slow motion!
That was crazy!
No, no, no...
This one?
But...
You lost, didn't you?
I lost!
Now, we have a slow motion version of it!
Let Koto Yosuke win this match!
Why did Koto Yosuke lose?
Since Koto Yosuke can't continue the match,
the next match will be between Hashimoto Nishiki and Matsumoto no Umi.
Now, it's the fourth match!
Now, will the match be decided in this fourth match? Or will God's Team catch up?
God's Team, are you okay?
- Tadame Hamada-san! - Yes? - Please wait a moment! - What's up? - I have an important message from the captain! - Yes!
- Please stand up and say something to the captain! - What's up with you?
- Um... I'll say it clearly... - Yes? - I can't win! - What?
- Um... I'd like you to give me a handicap. - Okay, okay. - And for the last match... - If we lose now, it's over, right? - That's right.
- Um... for the five of us... - Yes? - Um... there's... no one over there... just the two of you...
- Wait a moment! - There's no one! - Wait a moment! - Please stand up! - There's no one! - Please stand up! I'm sorry!
- No, no! Even if you raise your head, Hashimoto - san! - Please stand up! - Please say something! - There's no one! - Just the two of you, okay?
Oh!
- Wait a moment! Yosuke-san, you're being annoying! - Okay, can we have one more person? - No, we need a captain, right? - What? - No, we need a captain...
- It's fine with that duo, right? We need two duos, so we'll give you that one. - Okay! Now, will the GODS team catch up? Or will the DREAM team win? Let's go!
The fourth one!
It's up!
Now, neither team is moving!
They just took off their arms!
Now, neither team is moving!
They just took off their arms!
The winner of this game is the Dream Team!
Well, both teams...
Yes, yes, yes.
You could say it was a close game, couldn't you?
No, it's just the difference in endurance.
If you're going to push me like that, I'm going to...
Say something!
Don't fight!
Well, both teams, thank you for your hard work!
And with that, the winner of this game is the Dream Team with 3-1 score!
April.
Blizzard.
Sunny.
From strange things began...
The life of the two of them...
Is getting better and better.
Hey!
Captain!
Hurry up and clean up!
Yes, captain!
Hey!
Are you okay?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Ouch, ouch...
For some reason, I couldn't see it directly, so...
Everyone, there's a lot of glue here and there, so let me play with it.
Do your best.
Can you see it in the wind?
Why did the camera turn suddenly?
I don't know.
Really?
Are you okay?
Let's put some glue on the chair and have fun.
Let's do it.
(Baby crying)
Seriously?
(Baby crying)
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
You don't like it?
You don't like this?
Knowing that Yoshihiro-chan doesn't like Matsumoto-papa,
the dads enjoy riding with the kids.
Dancing Imada-papa and Hiromu-chan.
Ponponpapa and Takahiro-chan are having fun.
Itao-papa and Daiki-chan are riding in Yoshihiro- chan's car.
Yoshihiro-chan?
You don't like your bike?
(Baby crying)
You're having fun.
You look like you're having fun.
You're having fun.
He doesn't like it.
You like riding, don't you?
You like toys and riding, don't you?
Yoshihiro-chan.
Yes?
Today is Children's Day.
It's a special day for the four of you.
I know how hard it is for you.
You want us to have kids soon, don't you?
Of course.
You're already 34 years old.
That's right.
You're quite old.
You have a lot of things to do now.
I want you to get married soon and have kids.
Ponpon is going to be a father soon.
It's said that children's birthdays are September 9th.
That's a bad omen.
What day is it?
September 8th is Matsumoto's birthday.
Really?
If it's September 8th, Matsumoto-san and Matsumoto- san's birthday is September 9th.
No way.
There's no such date.
There's a possibility that it's September 8th.
Even if it's September 9th...
We have to stop it.
Let's stop it.
Ponpon's kids...
Yes.
I think you know how hard it is for you.
You're old.
Matsumoto-san's kids cried, didn't they?
Yes, they did.
The Big Bad Wolf
I thought I'd never see you again!
Huh? What are you doing back there?
The Big Bad Wolf
Oh, I'm embarrassed!
I'm sorry!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
W-w-what are you doing?!
I'm sorry, but I won't use it.
No, I'll stop you from doing that!
D-d-die and give you the gold star!
No, I don't mind if you give me the gold star, but wait!
W-w-wait! Wait a minute!
If you do it here, you'll die!
Right?!
What's wrong with you?
I'm no good anymore.
Even if you say you're no good...
With such a weak body,
wouldn't it be better for you to die?
No, no, no! There's nothing good about dying!
What's wrong with you?!
I've never won against this guy before!
"Before"?
With such a thin body,
it's only natural for you to think that, right?
No...
But, you know, in sumo,
it's fun for small people to throw big people.
Have you ever won?
I don't know!
Where... where are you from?
I don't know, because I've never won.
No, no, it's not like that.
Um... do your best and do it!
I don't gain weight at all!
Well, you know...
Even if I eat, even if I eat, I don't gain weight!
Even if I eat a sandwich, I don't gain weight!
That's... not very good.
Sandwiches...
Even if I eat noodles, I don't gain weight!
I'm no good anymore.
No, no...
No, you're not.
I lied to you!
I lied to you...
that I went up to your house this time.
And you...
watched me on the TV.
But you didn't see me at all!
You won't show up anywhere!
Lying like that is no good!
It's a shame! All you can do is die and apologize!
But it'd be nice if you could work hard and show up on TV.
What is it?
What do you want me to get for you?
A sumo match?
What do you want me to get for you?
I don't mind, but you can't beat an amateur like me.
I've never won before, so I want to feel the joy of winning.
But you can't beat an amateur like me.
Will you fight me?
Well... yes.
Will you fight me?
Thank you!
But if I lose, you won't kill me, will you?
What are you?
I'm a lizard.
A lizard?
Wow!
(Laughter)
It's terrible!
Well, please take care of me.
(Laughter)
- OK. - I'm up!
- Up! - Up!
- Whoa!
- All right! - Oh, sorry!
(Laughter)
Sorry! Sorry!
No, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Um... no, no. Um...
It's not working.
No, um... that was like "beginner's luck".
- Right? - It's better for you to die than to return weak.
No, no, I think you put too much strength into it.
I also relaxed and did it.
Can you do it one more time?
Yes, of course.
I won't win next time!
Do you understand?
Yes.
Then let's do it.
Ready...
Go!
You're strong!
You're amazing!
I lost! I lost!
It's dangerous!
I'm sorry.
That was like Kajiwa's shitty strength.
I was in trouble.
I'm no good anymore.
No, you're not.
You're an amateur and you lost twice in a row.
I'm no good anymore.
I felt like I was in danger.
I lost the strength I usually don't have.
Can you do it one more time?
Yes, one more time.
I understand.
I don't think I'll win again.
Then...
Sugandou...
Yes?
Please do it one more time.
Yes.
One more time!
It's dangerous!
Die!
I'm sorry.
Isn't there a smart way around here?
No, there isn't.
I don't know.
It's a big one!
Did I kill you?
What should I do? I killed a lot of people.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for the meal!
Oh, you're wearing your shirt again.
Thank you for the meal!
I'll do my best tomorrow.
If you're somewhere, please let me know.
Thank you for the meal!