AISubs v3.4
THE TEAM! FIGHT!
Well, today's game is...
KARAMAMUZO!
Today, we have these pillars in the set.
During the time limit, one team will roll up a rope like this.
And the other team will untie it!
If you untie it and push the button over there...
Well, it's safe, but...
If you can't untie it during the time limit...
The punishment is...
HIGH!
DUCK KING!
Well, who's first?
Me!
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
You don't know anything!
Who's going to do it?
First, Captain Hamada will do it.
Oh, he's going to do it!
Wow!
You're going to do it?
It's okay.
Oh, he's doing it!
It's okay!
It's normal!
It's okay!
It's clean!
It's totally okay.
Well, let's go!
Will Captain Hamada be able to do it?
[Applause]
Behind the first floor is Team Hamada's Iwata is wrapped up.
[Applause]
Where are you going, Captain?
Out of my way!
Don't overtake Imada!
I overtook him last time, like I said.
If you don't do it in one go...
This is going to be difficult.
Who's going next?
I'm going with Ryogo!
Ryogo, put this on!
I want Ryogo to do it!
You're good at it!
Here I go!
They're quite tangled up...
Will Ryogo be able to untangle them?
Thank you!
Team Hamada's Higashiro! Using the pillars well and wrapping them around!
Team Makino and Itao can't untie this!
Two times in a row! Itao also wraps it upside down!
Team Hamada also can't untie this! Time over!
Both teams can't untie this! Two times in a row!
Time over!
We'll win anyway, so even if we don't have a draw, we'll win.
That's right.
That's right. We don't even have a win.
What do you think?
What will you do?
I'm not interested.
Then let's go eat!
Well, well...
A blowfish? A blowfish is fine.
A blowfish!
It's your treat.
No, no. Why is it my treat? Why is it my treat?!
Why is it your treat?
Then, um...
What do you...
What do you want me to do?
I'll do it.
The wrapping and...
Yes?
If you can't untie it, it's over.
If you can't untie it, it's over?
Yes.
Then I'll wrap it.
Yes.
You'll wrap it?
Yes, I'll wrap it.
Yes.
Then who will do it?
Um, Paipan will do it.
Paipan!
Hmm...
I can't say it.
Alright!
Let's do it!
Finally!
Let's do it!
I said I'd do it!
I'm so scared!
And he's looking at me!
Let's do it!
Damn, I won't lose! I won't lose!
One and a half minutes!
OK!
Let's do it!
One and a half minutes is not enough!
OK!
Let's do it!
Wait!
Look up! Look up!
Look up!
OK!
Wait!
I'm so tired now!
OK! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
OK! Let's do it!
OK!
Let's do it!
Final match!
Captain Matsumoto and Makitsuke start!
I feel sorry for you.
Ah...
I'm tired of this.
Come here!
Ah...
(laughter)
Didn't you see the set?
Well!
Yes?
Then let's go team Hamada!
(laughter)
Then, let's go!
Team Hamada!
It's now!
Congratulations!
Men are evil!
(Explosion)
(Screaming)
Well, next.
Yes.
Next, we will lose.
If we solve this...
It's a draw.
It's a draw, right?
Well, 12,500 yen each.
No, don't say it!
(Laughter)
(Explosion)
It's over.
(Laughter)
This evening, we will present you...
"p" and "g"
Japanese food...
Tobias Pharmaceuticals...
With the sponsorship of...
these sponsors.
Well, well...
Team Abada...
Who will be the last one?
I will...
(Explosion)
Well, well...
Team Abada...
Yes.
Who will be the last one?
I will...
Hamada-san!
Yes.
(Applause)
Well, let's go!
Let's go!
We don't have a boat.
No, we don't have a boat.
Let's go with "kokei".
"Kokei"!
No, no, no...
(Laughter)
That's it!
(Applause)
Let's go!
I was surprised.
Well, then...
It's in front of you.
The third...
kammo
(Laughter)
The last...
The last round...
One second!
Well, what will Team Abada do?
(Applause)
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I'm going to put a blanket over my head.
I'm going to put water in a glass.
Alright, let's go!
Team Matsumoto's clano.
If you remove this, you can take it separately.
(applause)
(screams)
(laughter)
- He did it! - He did it!
- It hit me in the shoulder. - It hit me in the head.
(laughter)
- I was surprised! - I was surprised!
I was stopped! I was stopped!
I said "go!" and you said "go!"
(laughter)
I was surprised!
(laughter)
He was pretty.
- No, you were cool now. - Thank you!
This time, it's a draw!
It's about time, isn't it?
Yoshio!
The End
Everyone, we've received a letter like this for our show.
Let's read it!
Good evening, Danter-san and the cast and crew.
Good evening!
I really want a skirt in Lahore, Harajuku.
But there are a lot of cars around there and it's a little scary.
If a banana peel falls in front of Lahore and a car passes by,
I'm worried and can't go shopping.
What should I do?
That's good.
Yes.
That kind of worry exists, of course.
That being said, we'd like to experiment so that everyone can safely shop in Lahore!
Oh, look over here!
Is it possible for a car to slide on an adult river?!
Now, as you can see, we're in front of Lahore.
It's true!
We're in front of the intersection in Lahore, Harajuku!
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
Now, look in front of you!
Look at the banana peel in the intersection!
I don't know if this kind of thing exists.
Right?!
There's a lot of it!
There's a lot of it.
Now, what happens when a car gets up like this?
It's dangerous.
Now, since we're here...
Yes!
Someone should get in the car and drive around.
I see.
That's what we'll do.
Who should we ask?
Well, you know...
This is Midoriyama...
Midoriyama!
Midoriyama has deep roots!
Speaking of Midoriyama...
I know where the hospital is.
You know the area!
You know it!
I know it!
I'll leave it up to you!
Oh, really?
Yes!
I won't die!
No, no, no...
Now, what about the other people?
The other people...
Well, we'll have them retire nearby.
Yes.
Here, right?
If you get stuck here, you might get hit like this.
You can still stand here.
No, you can't.
Why not?
I don't know!
We'll do it!
If you say it like that...
I think it'll expand over there.
I wonder if it will...
It works here, so it'll slide over there.
You can still stand there.
It's a slipper!
You can still stand there.
You can stand over there.
And when the car comes in, you can cross Hong Kong.
Wait a minute!
It's hard!
Why not? It'll slide over there!
Hey!
Don't look at the camera!
It'll get in your hair!
It's here!
Yes, yes, yes!
Just when the car comes in!
That's right!
And you can't look over there!
Yes!
You have to look like this...
Yes, yes, yes!
It's hard!
Everyone, we'll show you how the car comes in now!
Yes!
Please check!
Yes!
Okay, please!
Watch out! Watch out!
Kid! Kid! Kid!
What are you doing?
It's scary! It's scary!
What's scary?
It's scary!
You're already here, why are you like this?
Go to the side!
Why did you take me?
Why are you holding the car?
I was surprised!
You are important!
It's true!
You are important!
Thank you!
At that time, you should have ridden with a bonnet!
That's right!
Seriously!
At that speed!
You can't stop like this!
How can I stop you?
You can run 60 km with your backpack!
It's heavy!
Okay, it's the real thing!
Okay!
I want to buy her a skirt!
Yes!
Do your best for her!
Okay!
Show her!
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Oh, I fell!
I'm paralyzed!
Should I show you?
I'm paralyzed!
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
The real thing!
Please!
Please select a card.
All right, let's get started!
Thank you in advance.
Ten! Ten!
Da! Da! Da!
Sen! Sen!
Sha! Sha!
Son! Son!
Ga! Ga!
Nai! Gain!
Ga! Ten!
An! An!
Me! Me!
Ga!
Ra!
Han!
Ko! Ko!
Ko!
Kan! Kan!
- Dei? - No.
- Ei? - No.
- Ii? - No.
- Futsu? - No.
- Nani? - Go!
Go! Go!
Thank you very much.
NINE CATS
Tonight, four players dreaming of a one-sided battle have gathered here in Hong Kong Palace.
HAMMER
- Oh, you're here. - He's sitting. - That's right.
- Your game is worthless. - Oh, I'm sorry. - That's why I'm giving you advice from today. - Oh, is that so?
- You three, nice to meet you. - Oh, nice to meet you. - How are you? - How are you? - Nice to meet you.
- Are you two together? - Are you together? - Are you saying that while looking at my hand? - You're cheating. - You're cheating! - You're cheating! - You're weak. - Am I weak now?
If you're not sure of it, ask me.
- It's a rule book for when you don't know it. - Do you know it? - It's okay. Leave it to me. - You know what, why are you here alone?
- What? - Why is he wearing makeup and covering his face? - Is it not enough? - You're not Shoji Taro. - That's dangerous! - Be aware of it!
- We've prepared wonderful products for you again today. - Thank you very much. - Here it is.
The host Duke Hong Kong has prepared several products for tonight's game.
This time, the symbol of a successful life, a motorboat!
Let's enjoy a graceful firework show with this.
Oh, this is nice!
What's that?
Party goods or something like that.
Can I have that?
Yes!
I don't need it, though.
I don't want that!
I have my own!
Your own?!
My own.
I have my own and I have a flower vase.
I have my own and I have a flower vase!
That's right, you have your own and you have a flower vase.
Is this two?
Two!
Two?!
Can I have three of them?
We have three children.
For now, let's try not to lose.
Of course!
Even if we don't win, we'll have no children.
I'm serious!
You're going to choose, sis.
Nine Gets are 15 kinds of product cards in five colors,
the same color Lupin cards,
and one Super Lupin card.
The game starts with nine cards in your hand,
collect three or more of the same product cards,
open all of them and you win.
You get that product.
Rock, paper, scissors, okay?
Rock, paper, scissors!
What are you doing?
Don't do that!
Rock, paper, scissors, sis!
I wanted to win!
I wanted to win somehow!
Rock, paper, scissors, sis!
I want an egg roll!
I want it all!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors, sis!
Now, the game starts.
Shimura's point is how to use the orange Lupin card.
Endo already has three headphones,
two boats and can go up fast.
Hamada, Namauni, player goods, 50 dollars each.
Good move.
Kato has a Super Lupin card,
and Namauni has two orange eggs.
Not bad.
This is the first...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What?
I don't want it.
I want the stupid one.
But I don't have the stupid one.
You're too slow.
You should have said it earlier.
You said you didn't want it earlier.
You don't have this one?
There are different ways of throwing it.
Shut up!
Already?
Do you want another one?
We rehearsed so much,
and now we have this kind of tension again.
If you had said it earlier, you wouldn't have said it wrong.
Oh!
What?
Hamada started playing earlier.
He first opens his premium goods.
Yes.
Here you go.
He draws a green Lupin card and can't stop laughing.
He's nervous.
You're too slow!
Stop it!
What?
You're too slow! Stop it!
Did I do it?
Yes, you did.
Is this luck?
Huh?
I think I made a mistake.
Pon!
Huh?
You're too fast!
Oh, right. Let's drink some tea.
No.
Now it's Hamada's second Pon.
If he gets a Gojiru, it's over.
Why?
Look, if you don't bow, you won't get a Gojiru.
You were bowing earlier.
Earlier was earlier. Now is now.
Now is now. Now is now.
No, it's not.
Shimura, if he gets a Gojiru, it's over.
Now, Hamada and Shimura, who will go first?
Alright! Goodbye!
You're not safe.
Why you bastard!
It's only like this.
It's only the beginning.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Look at this. Look at this.
You don't need this.
You don't need it.
Endo, who brought a prize, has two winning cards.
Will he win again?
It's hard to say, but...
Will you win again?
Ah, he threw it away.
What is it?
There it is. There it is.
Eh?
Ah!
Why didn't you say it earlier?
What is that?
You're a nasty man.
What is this?
As expected of Shimura, who is said to be competitive.
He won the first game.
Yes!
The person who has a Lupin Card in their hand will receive a penalty game.
I brought it with me.
What is it?
Hong Kong Tape.
Instead of Hong Kong Tape, you should use this.
I don't want it!
Endo!
I don't want it!
Thank you!
Use this.
I don't want it!
Endo!
I don't want it!
Endo!
I don't want it!
Endo!
Are you serious?
I'll do it for you.
In exchange...
How do you do it?
Okay!
Second game.
President Shimura.
Scooter.
Premium goods.
Two each.
Endo has two scooters and the rest are scattered. It's a tough hand.
And Hamada, who couldn't go up while reaching, has two headphones and a blue Lupin card.
Kato has another good hand. If you go normally, you'll be able to go up this time.
My early eggs are...
Idiot! Why do you have two eggs?
What's wrong with you?
I think you all want this, but it's dangerous.
Why do you have it?
I don't want it.
Hamada also has two eggs.
Kato is surprised.
The game is 30 people.
Shimura moved.
Will he pull the scooter or will someone throw it away?
On the other hand, this is Kato. He doesn't notice it, but when the boat comes out, he uses two Lupin cards for a side shot and goes up at once.
What did you do?
Hey!
Be careful.
Who is it?
Endo, who has been pulling sea urchins, has two Shimura's hit card scooters in his hand. What will you do?
Don't ride it. Don't ride it, never.
I'm going to ride it, sea urchin.
No, you're not.
Sea urchins don't come out.
Why are you such a big smile?
In such a case, dig it up and do it.
Yes.
Endo cuts the boat.
Now, Kato has moved.
I want this.
You look like an idiot.
Boat?
I'm so angry.
Now, now.
Huh?
Now, now.
Here, Kato seems to have noticed the rise.
Look, what happened?
First, he opens the boat and camping goods.
Then, he steals Endo's headphones.
Then, he steals Hamada's goldfish and cuts the egg.
Splendid!
First, Kato-san, boat, camping goods, headphones, goldfish, get!
Get!
This is the second round of the third game, which started with a splendid excitement.
As you can see, Kato's hand is not good.
Shimura, fifty dollars for three and two goldfish.
It's a good hand.
Endo has two French dishes and three Lupin cards.
Can he use it well?
Hamada, scooter and hundred dollars for two.
Will the use of Lupin cards be the point in the future?
Don't throw it away like this.
Huh? What is it?
I'll throw it away this time.
What is it?
Everyone likes goldfish, right?
Yes.
It has nothing to do with French food.
Bread?
You wanted to eat it once, didn't you?
Don't tell me what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
Bread!
What do you want me to do?
Instead of that, why don't you just eat it?
You...
What are you doing?
Shimura, you don't have to do it.
Ramen, you don't have to do it.
Ah! Bread!
Ah!
You're so healthy.
I'm not healthy.
What are you doing?
I'm hungry.
Ah!
Don't come here.
Don't open the store.
If you don't open the store, the store will be on fire!
Our store!
I saw the news!
I saw it and I got burned.
That's bad.
Huh?
That's fast.
If you move your shoes, I'll move my hands too!
If you don't do both...
Endo is happy.
That's how it should be.
He has a super Lupin card in his hand.
Now, he can throw away either of the Lupin cards and reach!
If you're going to raise it like this, raise it!
Pink?
Bread!
Let me have bread.
Hamada has the Lupin card and bread.
It's only natural.
Ah, a hundred dollars.
A hundred dollars.
Ah!
Ah, French food!
French food is popular these days.
Ah, there it is!
I wanted to try it once.
Are you okay?
This is fine, isn't it?
It's "pon", it's "pon", it's "pon".
"Pon" doesn't mean "up", does it?
No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
"Pon" is "pon".
Well, this is... you know?
It's "thirty-fifty", isn't it?
Shimura pulled out his jeans and got a good hand at it.
You're doing it all of a sudden, aren't you?
- I'm fine, I'm fine. - You're fine?
Yeah, I'm fine this time.
- You're scary. - These are premium goods, right?
I can't do anything about this.
Oh, I'm doing something that's hard for me to get up.
- Sea urchin? - Endo threw away the raw sea urchin.
- And Hamada... - The raw sea urchin...
- Did you pick it up? - No, no, no.
- You didn't pick it up? - I picked it up. It went in there.
You've become two-faced now, haven't you? Two- faced...
- You've become two-faced now, haven't you? - What are you talking about?
- Which one will you choose? - Oh, shut up!
- You're confused, aren't you? - You've become one-sided.
- Which one will you choose? - You've figured it out, haven't you?
- Oh, I see. - You're confused, aren't you?
- It's either one of them, isn't it? - It's either one of them.
- Which one will you choose? Or... - Will you choose jeans?
- Yeah.
Excitement! It's completely read out loud!
"You should do it!" Shimura and Kato's Kato and Ken duo!
- I know what you're doing! - Hey!
Excitement! Excitement! Excitement! Excitement! Excitement!
- It's this one! - Yeah.
- Yeah, it's a good one! - It seems like they're cutting up some eggplants...
- Yeah, it's a good one! - Again with that...
- It's a good one! - Again with that...
- You're confused, aren't you? - You're confused, aren't you?
- What's with you?
Oh, Shimura doesn't put this in his pocket. He has two of them in his hand, but what's going on?
- What is it? - Put it in!
- Hey, wait up! - What?
- You're dirty! - What?
- Why are you like that? - Why am I like that?
- But it's "pon", right? It's not "agari", right? - "Pon", "pon", "pon", "pon"...
- It's "pon", right? - Yeah, "pon", "pon", "pon"...
Now, if Shimura gives me his jeans, it'll be "agari".
- This guy, Kato... - Wait, wait...
- If you send me flying... - Now, the end!
- This is a big number, isn't it? - Here it is! A boat!
- This one! - Huh?
- Did you get it? - Yeah!
- Really?! - Yeah!
First, you open your headphones with your Super Alpan card and your Akalpan...
Then, you open your boat with your Akalpan...
You cut $100 and you're "migoto" "agari"!
- Here it is! - Here it is!
- Headphones and boat! Get! - Yay!
- Headphones and boat! Get! - I see...
- I did it!
- Now we have three products... - The third game is over and you haven't "agari" even once!
Delicious!
Yuko, eat the beans too!
Okay!
Yuko, if you don't like it, you can't grow up!
Even if you say it like that, you have to eat it!
Oh, sorry!
Yes, it's Sakata!
Yes, please wait a moment!
- Honey! - Yes!
- From your mother! - Yes, yes!
What are you doing at this hour?
Hello?
Yes, yes, yes!
What?
It's not like that at all!
Even if you call me!
- You're going to call me? - Yes!
Yes, I'm going to eat now!
Yes, yes!
- Your brother hasn't stopped calling you, has he? - Yes!
He's fine!
It's tough for your brother, isn't it?
Oh! Yuko, you ate all the beans!
Thank you for the meal!
- Thank you for the meal! - Thank you for the meal!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir, come here!
Yes, yes, yes!
Sit down!
Hey!
- Hey! - Yes, sir!
- You did a great job! - You did a great job!
- Hey! - Yes!
Then tell me what you did there!
What did I do?
Now...
Now you tell me what you did there!
Yes, tell me, sir!
I ate...
You threw away the beans, didn't you?!
Apologize properly! Apologize properly to me!
I'm sorry!
Then tell me what you did!
I'm sorry! I threw away the beans!
I threw away the beans!
You didn't mean to do it, did you?!
No!
You shouldn't have thrown away your arms!
I'll cut off your arms later!
It can't be helped, can it?
I'll call my dad, okay?
I'll call my mom, okay?
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Can I talk to you for a second?
Hey!
Hey! What is it?!
What are you doing?!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Hey! Wait! What is it?!
What kind of education do you have?
What kind of education?
What did you do in front of your parents?
Aren't you going to tell me?!
Hey! What are you doing?!
I'll call you back!
Hey! Wait!
I threw away the beans while my mom and dad weren't there!
I see.
I understand, but why...
That's right!
What is it?
Huh?
What is it?
Beans!
Um...
Mom!
Yes?
Answer me!
Mom!
Yes?
Look at that!
Yes?
Huh?
Um...
Look at that!
Yes?
You have to make something like that!
I'm sorry.
It's easy to say you're sorry.
You have to know how much you know inside and out.
I'm really sorry.
You don't know.
Do you want me to show you?
I'll show you.
I'll show you how much I know.
I'll show you how important it is.
Well, it looks delicious. It's a convenient dining table, isn't it?
Yeah, it's convenient.
Bean rice, natto, mito soup, tofu, kintoki beans, kuromame, otasku beans, edamame -
everything is made of beans.
If there were no beans in this world, it would be such a lonely dining table.
In the past, it was a Japanese dining table, and now again, it is a bean, which has been bathed in the age- old light of the field.
Today, we will study how beans and Japanese people have been related.
First of all, let's look up the word "beans" in the dictionary.
Hey, look at this.
"Reading as beans," "having a heart of beans," "this and the essence of beans" - let's say "the heart of Japan."
Winston Churchill also said that World War I was also due to the lack of beans.
Also, what is new in my memory is that "beans- next-to- line" protest,
"demonstration" against the lack of beans, "collision" with the police force,
"give me the beans," "the mochi and the beans," "the people's cry" moved the parliament,
and the Prime Minister of the time promised to expand the production of beans.
Once again, beans are on the market, and the old people wash the beans first, and the children are also, as you can see, very energetic.
Here it is - bean power!
Foreigners are also excited about the bean shop's rampant attack.
In memory of mankind, there is the theory of monkeys and the theory of beans, and today, the theory of beans is the most powerful.
Mankind is beans - the source of health.
That is... beans.
Behind the smiles of one hundred million people, there is something worth one hundred billion yen. We will never forget it.
Well, it's about time.
Yes.
I'm sorry about that.
That's why we're here.
Yes.
We're here with a complaint.
Of course.
I'm sorry.
But we can't help it.
We can't help it.
I'm sorry about that.
No, no, it's fine.
Okay, put this on your forehead.
Yes, yes, yes, right away.
Right away.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Bye.
Well, dad, shall we go?
What?
Okay.
No, let's go.
No, it's...
What?
No, it's fine.
It's okay, it's okay.
Let's go, let's go.
No, but...
Well, I'll lend you 50 yen, wife.
No, it's okay.
I know.
Dad!
No, no.
Wait.
Dad!
Are you?
No, no.
Are you?
No, no.
I'll go with you.
No, no.
I'll go with you.
Come on.
I have a neighbor.
That's right.
Come on.
Dad!
No, no.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
Dad!
Wait a minute!
Where are you going?
I'll be back soon.
Where are you going?
Dad!
Are you?
Dad!
Are you?
Dad!
I finally grabbed his tail!