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Today, let's fight against Enno's supporters.
I see.
That's right.
What are you saying?
I'm not saying anything.
Macha, you're great!
Why were you losing in the meantime?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Kinosuke.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm here in Arta.
Arta?
Speaking of Arta, it's funny.
It's funny!
It's starting tomorrow.
There's no time.
Are we doing this alone?
That's right.
Shogo Kiga is...
That's right!
He's already here.
You can do it!
Do your best!
Yes.
It usually doesn't even take four people an hour.
If you do it normally.
If you're a professional.
Yeah!
I'm a professional.
Besides, I'm serious!
I'm a professional!
I'm serious!
This is a terrible, terrible contest!
No, mine is okay!
It's okay!
Look at this.
It's like a standard.
Look!
I saw this in my dream.
This brings back memories!
You can't fly!
Let's start with the foundation of the stage.
Let's do it!
Okay!
This is really heavy!
Are you okay?
We're these little guys.
This is dangerous!
Let's do it!
Both of you, please!
Okay!
Here you go!
Are you okay?
I'm okay! I'm okay!
I'm wearing big pants.
Are you okay?
If you're scared...
It won't be a problem.
It won't be a problem at all.
Are you okay?
Hey!
Shut up!
Hey!
Shut up!
I'm going!
Don't film me!
I'll shut up!
Don't film me!
Shut up!
Hey!
Shut up!
I'm sorry...
Hey!
Bastard!
Is he crazy?
Is this how it's done?
This is how it's done!
I'm furious!
This is how it's done!
- Asari and this room. - Asari and this room.
I mean, I came out of that firehouse.
- No good? - This is no good, right?
- Oh, really? - I didn't know it would be like this.
- It's because you came from the east. - I know it's from the east!
- I didn't know there would be a tunnel like this! - Go to the side.
Go to the side.
I know! I didn't know there would be a tunnel like this from here!
- Oh, it's like this. - It's like this.
- Oh, yeah, it's like this! - Huh?
- It's like this! - Huh?
- You guys can't do it like that!
- It's like this! - It's like this!
- It's not like that!
- It's like this! - Scary, scary!
- Is it the other way around? - No, no. It's the middle.
- Hey, just put it together! - Argh!
Why do you have to put it together?
You smelly actor!
- Excuse me. - One, two...
- Is it like this? - Is it like this?
- Perfect, perfect. - I'm sick of it!
- Is it like this? - Is it like this?
- For now, it's like this. - Yes, it's like this.
Why all of you are so sensitive?
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
- It's not deep! - It's not deep!
- There's more to it! - Can we stop it right now?
What is it?
- Is it all like this? - Can we stop it?
What?!
Hey, there's more!
(They are talking about bread.)
It's not a big one!
It's a little one!
I've told you it's bread, but you said it's earlobe!
Hey, don't chase me!
Don't chase me!
Hey, don't chase me!
This is heavy.
Take it away!
Are you so heavy that you can fit two people in it?
Take this and sit down.
Yes.
You two breathe together.
It's good.
Who is down-down?
No one is down-down.
Both take it away.
Who is down-down?
You two bring it.
Make friends.
I'm fine.
What will you do?
You are...
It's clean.
Is it okay?
Let's do tee-time.
This is easier.
Is there a higher one?
There is one.
There is one at the tip.
This is it.
This is the one that's at the tip.
This is it.
What are you doing?
Are you serious?
You are not supposed to do that.
You are telling me to kill you.
Kill you.
Kill you. Kill you.
What are you doing? You scared me!
You're a terrorist!
You're crazy, Musashi!
You scared me!
I'll kill you later.
What's up with you?
You're nice.
It's been a while since anyone came.
We're interested in you.
Interested in me?
I'll do this.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious.
You're crazy.
I'll do it.
Are you sure?
I'll do it.
I'll do it like this.
You're crazy.
This is why you're bad!
What?
Here.
Take it.
What?
You're bad!
What?
You're crazy.
Let's go.
Okay.
One, two...
You can't carry that.
Oh!
Wow!
What's up with you?
Stand up.
Wait!
I'm scared!
Let's shift.
What?
Here it is!
This?
I don't know.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
This is a robot!
It's not coming!
It's too strong!
Is it okay?
It's too much!
Let me take it.
Yes.
Hey!
What?
You're going the wrong way!
Ready, go!
Go back!
What's that?
It's not me!
It's dangerous!
Ready, go!
Okay, okay!
It hurts!
It's dangerous!
Somebody, stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
It's too strong!
It's dangerous!
Hey!
It hurt a lot!
It's too much!
I need a numb one.
I'll give you one.
It's too much!
Ouch!
It's too much!
Hey, stop it!
It's too much!
Don't say such a thing, you!
Oh, you can't get out of the door.
I'm going to play a game.
Yes, I'm going to play.
You're pretty good at it.
Don't break it!
I'm sorry!
Oh, you broke it!
Now!
Yes, yes!
It's a cable.
Yes!
Hey, push it a little bit.
Don't push it too hard!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm sorry!
I can't put my left face in, but I can put my right face in!
That's why you have to put your left face in completely.
If you don't do it properly.
You broke it!
Hey, Hong Kong, let's at least have two of those balls!
Hey, Hong Kong, is this okay?
This one.
But this...
Put it on top of this pillar.
Hey, hey, put it down!
What if we can't tell?
We can't tell! We can't tell!
You can tell by the angle, right?
Go ahead!
I don't know.
More than that, I don't know.
Here we go!
Okay.
Here we go!
Do it!
Here we go!
On!
Here we go!
On!
That's good!
Now that we've done it...
Hey, Shino.
Yes?
Don't you want to be on this show?
Me?
I've put in a lot of work, so...
That's good!
It'd be nice if you could do an opening.
Really?
Let me do it! Let me do it!
Let me do it!
That's good!
Thank you!
Yes.
Now that we've done it...
Yes!
You're running away!
You're being pushed out with a tape!
Why are you so late?!
What's this?!
It's a party!
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THE END
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Every night, every night!
Hey! I can hear young birds!
You've caught young birds, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
You have?
No, I haven't.
You have?
No, I haven't.
I'll kill you.
I'm sorry. Wait a minute.
I'll kill you.
Wait a minute.
I'll kill you!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Huh?
Yes.
I'll kill you.
I'm sorry.
Why are you so loud?
Huh?
Why are you so loud?
Why?
You were driving down here.
Yes.
Your room is too loud.
I can't get in.
Yes.
It's too loud.
I'm sorry.
It's too loud.
I'm sorry.
I'll kill you.
No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Please help me.
What will you do?
What will I do?
Huh?
Yes.
Okay, I got it.
Come here.
Come here!
Yes.
Come over here!
Yes.
Come on!
You guys, like you.
You...
Uh...
You were born in the same generation as me!
Sit here!
I'm sorry.
Yes!
Yes.
Okay!
Uh...
It's not selling well!
The title song of song A's new song.
From Mantohihi.
Let's start from Mantohihi.
It's not for sale, but it's your new song's title song.
Here you go.
Title song?
Yes.
Um...
"Tears Bridge".
Well, it's funny.
All right, "Horseshoe". Here you go.
Here you go.
Um...
Kiss you and see you later.
- I'll kill you! - Wait a minute!
You scared me!
When we get back, we'll do this and that on the balcony.
All right, starting with Mandhihi.
- On the balcony? - Yes.
Um...
Ah...
"Girigiri Girls".
I'm sorry.
- All right, Umazura. - Me?
On the balcony...
"Televibros".
- I'm sorry! - I'll kill you!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm really sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm really sorry! - Please forgive me!
- I'm sorry! - Please forgive me!
- If you say anything funny, I'll kill you! - What?
- If you say anything funny, I'll kill you! - Yes.
- You understand? - Yes.
- Let's do our best! - Yes!
- All right? - Yes.
- You understand? - Yes.
- Yes.
- All right. - Yes.
- All right, I'll open the lunch box. - Yes.
- You scared me! - Yes.
- What is this? - Yes.
- Yes, what is it? - Swimsuit.
- It's just "Ma". - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- Wait a second! - Sorry!
- What song is this? - Yes!
- All right, "Umazora". - "Christmas Tree".
- I'll kill you! - I'm sorry!
- I'll kill you! - Noooo!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm really sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry, Ryo! - I'm sorry!
- Help me! - Please help!
- All right. - I'm sorry!
♪ A womanорм holding a cold moon in her arms ♪
♪ A womanorm holding a cold moon in her arms ♪
Change the salt.
Here, from Montaghy.
Where will I go with you?
Just like that.
Here, Umazura.
A woman who wears a cold moon...
Yes!
Tomorrow's pasta will be tomato-flavored...
I'll bury you.
I'll kill you.
Next...
Next, we'll do our best...
We'll have equal laughter...
I understand.
I'll kill the vegetables.
Yes!
I am the man of the sea, Captain Sub-de-ar.
Because I played rugby, ar.
Today, I'll teach the newbies the harshness of the sea, ar.
Hey, newbies! Gather!
Yes, Captain!
Rest!
Be careful!
Rest!
Be careful!
Get out!
Get out more!
Get out!
Get down!
Get out more!
Get down!
Get out more!
Head! Over there!
Take it off!
Throw it!
Get out!
Yes, Captain!
This time, we'll do our best, ar.
Get out!
Today's game is Kekka Osmo!
It's called Kekka Osmo!
From now on, both of you will appear as giant wrestlers.
You will use that to win Osmo!
The one who wins first will win.
If you think about it, I've been losing recently.
Two losses in a row!
Well, in that sense, today is my independent anniversary.
Well, it's a good thing you fixed it and it's correct.
If you lose in the order of head, shoulders and upper body, you will be damaged.
I see.
Now, let's have both wrestlers appear!
First, from the east, Hamada Yama will appear!
Thank you very much!
Now, please welcome...
...from Ishikata...
...the appearance of "Matsumoto no Umi"!
Umi
Matsumoto no Umi
Now, please welcome...
Um, may I say something?
What is it?
Am I this shabby?
Hey, don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
If you say this, you'll win, won't you?
You're really shabby!
"Matsumoto" = "shabby"
Stop it!
"Matsumoto" = "shabby"
"Umi" = "shabby"
"Matsumoto" = "shabby"
Now, let's go!
It's a serious battle.
Hongo, you got caught.
Hongo, look up!
Hongo, you're in the way!
That's it! That's it! I knew you could do it!
Hongo, you can do it!
That's where you run away from, guys!
That's fast!
- Is your head broken? - Yes.
I'm really scared!
I'm scared.
Can you see me?
Watch out!
Second round! Let's go!
He's fast!
He's falling down!
Was it good timing for you?
Watch out!
You're Jackie Chan!
That action was really good!
Jackie was really bad!
It's frustrating!
Everyone, this is the third round!
If we wait until now, it's over!
Let's do our best!
Let's go!
- Get up and knock him down. - There are a lot of holes in this mat.
- It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. - Press his knee. Press his knee.
My knee will come out, won't it? My knee hurts like hell.
That's what I'm worried about.
Fourth round!
Ouch! Hey, wait a minute!
I don't like it!
Knock him down more.
I can't feel stability anymore.
OK, OK.
Here we go!
I won! I won!
This is scary!
Scary!
What are you doing?
What is it?
Why are you like a pirate?
You're lonely, aren't you?
Pirate's money.
Everyone, it's two against two!
Next is the final!
The one who wins is the winner!
Okay?
Here we go!
Final match!
Ready!
Go ahead!
(explosion)
Wait! Wait!
That was a close one.
Look, he's throwing it right next to him.
Ah, but...
He threw it right next to him.
It's a tie!
Today's winner is...
Matsumoto Shimon!
The last one will be the most exciting.
Let's do it!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
Amazing!
The winner of this match is...
Team White!
Team White wins!
I lost...
You are a monster!
(screaming)
Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!
Let me out! Let me out!
(growling)
Hey, where are you?
(growling)
Oh, lizard! Lizard!
Your Majesty!
When I was creating you, I was wondering whether I should make you human or lizard.
I decided to make you half human and half lizard...
Don't say such weird things!
It's up to you whether you should be human or lizard.
I'd like to be human, but...
Now you are swayed by human's dirtiness and hatred...
and you are trying to reject human more and more...
and you are becoming more and more like a lizard...
Why do you say like a cultural festival?
That's right...
Whether you become human or lizard...
It's up to you whether you should be human or lizard...
Then...
I don't know what "koshiji fubuki" means...
Do you love me?
Burn, lizard!
Embrace me, lizard!
Lizard loves me, lizard!
Lizard is a lizard, lizard is a lizard!
I'm happy to be alive!
I heard that you love lizards...
Can you do it?
It's OK. It's starting.
It started three hours ago.
Hello!
It's starting.
You have a strange feeling.
What?
I don't know.
You've just started using it.
No one has used it yet.
It was on the top right, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
The one with the eyes and hands.
Hey!
It's like...
Hey!
It's there!
I wonder if lizards exist.
It looks heavy.
It's heavy.
It's there!
What are you talking about?
You're doing it very naturally.
It's there!
That staircase was tough.
It was tough to climb up there.
Well, we did our job.
Yes.
It's perfect now.
We did a good job.
Let's try again next time.
Let's do it again next time.
We can't do it without cooking.
We can't!
I'm sorry.
Make sure you tell me.
I know.
Are you okay?
I know!
Well, I'm going in.
Oh, hello there!
I'm Yuko's mother.
Thank you for taking care of Yuko all the time.
Please come up.
Please.
I can't wait any longer.
Oh, really?
Please, please.
Please, don't hesitate.
Thank you.
Um, can you close the door for me?
I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
Oh, it's a little dark in here.
Oh, really?
Dad, I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Oh, really?
Please come up.
Here's your coin.
Here's your slipper.
Oh, thank you.
I don't want it.
Oh, do you have it?
Yes, I do.
Please take it.
Dad, Yuko's back.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Oh, it's hot.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please come in.
Dad, I'm back.
Nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Oh, greetings.
I'm Yuko's father.
Yes.
Yuko, you came a little late.
Oh, I didn't.
I'm late in getting ready.
Oh, really?
Please, please.
I can't say anything, but please sit down.
Please sit down.
It's really a pity.
Eria, please sit down.
Please, please.
I'm tired.
Could you please turn on the light?
Yes.
No, no, really.
Please don't mind.
Yes.
You don't have to shake my feet.
Just do it like you're at home.
I'm a little nervous.
Oh, you're nervous.
You're more nervous than me.
It's the first time you've brought a boyfriend.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a little boring, but it's a cake.
Oh, I see.
Thank you for taking care of me.
You're welcome.
Shall we make tea?
Yugo, can you throw me a gun?
Yugo, you're my boyfriend, right?
Yes, I'm sorry.
It's the first time you've brought a boyfriend.
It's been a while.
You shouldn't say that.
It's okay.
Thank you.
I heard you met at the same company.
That's right.
You're from the same company as Yugo.
He's already dead at this age.
Then we'll make a lot of money, too.
Dad, don't say that.
No, it's okay.
Oh, that's right.
Yugo, let me see a picture of you when you were little.
No, dad.
It's embarrassing.
No, it's okay.
No, it's a lie.
Dad, look at the album.
The album...
Dad, didn't you put it somewhere?
I found it somewhere.
This is...
This is a masterpiece.
This is...
It's amazing.
This is you.
I'll keep it.
Yes, yes, take it easy.
Take it easy.
This is a masterpiece.
It's embarrassing.
No.
This is amazing.
It's embarrassing.
I took this picture.
Oh, is that so?
No, no, no, no.
This is...
This is always.
No, it's okay.
This is...
Actually, he's my ex-boyfriend.
No, it's okay.
Don't say anything.
It's okay, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, by the way...
Yes?
Is your stomach okay?
Oh, I see.
I thought you weren't well.
No, I'm sorry.
You're hungry, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
Isn't there a long one?
It's okay.
Um...
That's not it.
The usual one.
That's it.
Um...
Yes.
Oh...
This is...
This is our specialty.
So you can eat it.
Oh, really?
Um...
Is it okay?
It's okay.
I'm used to it.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Our people...
We're not good at cooking.
What's this?
No, no.
This is our specialty.
So you can eat it.
Here you go.
Don't say anything, okay?
Here you go.
Oh, thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
I'll use this and go.
Here you go.
Take it.
Dad, you too.
Here you go.
The noodles are red and hard.
Here you go.
You have to take it properly.
Mr. Tomoru, is the tomato okay?
Don't you like tomatoes?
Here you go.
More.
You have to take it more.
Here you go.
Dad, you like this too, don't you?
It's good.
It's the last one of today's boiled chicken, isn't it?
Mom worked hard today.
Is it okay?
The bread is too thick.
Is it too thick?
But it's good.
I'm sorry.
Here you go.
Please make it for me.
I'll eat it.
Here you go.
Why did you put your eyes here?
It's getting cold.
Here you go.
Dad, is it okay? Isn't it cold?
It's a little cold.
It's a little cold. Is it cold?
It's warm.
I'll warm it up.
Okay.
Please say "stop" in a good way.
Why?
Please say "stop" in a good way.
It's okay.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Please say it.
It's okay.
Please say it.
It's okay.
But you said you'd bring a boyfriend.
What kind of boyfriend?
You really like him, don't you?
It's a shame.
How about it?
Well...
How about it?
How far are you going?
Dad!
How far are you going, you bastard?!
It's funny.
It's always like this.
Well...
Actually, I have something to tell you today.
Wait a minute.
Actually, Dad...
Please let me marry Ginko.
Please.
Yamada-kun, you're a very pleasant person, and it's rare for me to like someone like you at first sight.
But when you ask someone for something, you should lower your head a little more.
I can't feel your sincerity.
Please lower your head a little more.
Please understand me.
No, Yamada-kun, it's not like that.
I'm also marrying a girl who's in love with you, right?!
I'm marrying you, so please lower your head a little more.
Is that so?
Yes.
Please allow me to marry you.
Father!
Yamada-kun!
Yes!
I have to go to the bathroom!
You have to!
That's right.
You have to marry me!
Father!
Ginko too!
But you know, you can't just marry your future husband.
Yes.
Please let me marry you!
Please!
Dad!
Here, kid!
Nice to meet you!
This is no good!
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