AISubs v3.4
The King Kong!
Today is great!
Both sides are good!
What is this?
This is good!
We are the generation that is hated the most.
In this age, people like chaos more.
That's right!
Applause!
Chaos is hated too!
Channel, frog side of human!
You can put a handkerchief on top of your skirt.
I'm sorry.
This part is...
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
It's fine even you don't put it.
It's fine.
Today, I asked for help from you.
Tonight, we will make a 8-story domogram staircase for 100 people's aunt survey.
And...
When we climb up there and take that ladder...
They call me "Kogekko-kun".
Kogekko-kun.
They are aiming for Nyanta-kun's leg.
A new character.
Kogekko-kun.
Nyanta-kun.
It's like a medieval style.
Yes.
Shall we do it in three rounds?
Yes!
It's good, isn't it?
Let's discuss and decide.
Let's do it.
It's good, isn't it?
In the first round, it's Team Hamada.
Now, immediately...
Any number is fine?
Any number is fine, isn't it?
Say it.
Yes! Number 6!
Number 6! Number 6! Number 6!
Something that is always in the refrigerator.
But in the beginning, it's less or less, isn't it?
Yes.
One, two...
Cola!
What?
Cola!
In the refrigerator...
It's always there!
Cola!
Three or four people...
What?!
But it's okay!
According to the survey, only 22 people will go up the stairs!
Is it really always like this?
Yeah...
Is it?!
Ah! It's starting to blur a little!
Take care of it!
How is it? The taste of sweets and tea?
You're amazing!
Is the air in the studio just right?
You're disgusting!
Eye drops?!
According to the survey, only 27 people will go up the stairs!
15 people will go up the stairs!
It seems like the first half of the show will be in front of the stairs!
I don't know what to think...
Curry... Curry noodles...
Doesn't your knee hurt?
No, it doesn't.
One, two...
Yakult!
Yakult has 46 people! It's looking good!
Chocolate!
Chocolate has 15 people! Is it a bit of a failure?!
The stairs of Borgland are like this!
If you go too high up next time, you won't be able to go up.
One, two...
Wasabi!
Hey, wait up!
What are you doing?!
Don't push me! Don't push me!
I don't know!
Are you really wearing it?!
I don't know!
This way! This way!
If you see this red thing now, you're in trouble!
Please listen to what I say!
One, two...
Ice cream!
Ice cream has 78 people! This is too high up!
Ice cream? Are you guys in a war or something?!
I'm interested in ice cream once a year!
One, two, three!
Eggs!
Eggs have 98 people!
Butter!
Butter has 79 people!
Team Hamada is climbing up the last three quickly, but the winner is Akarem!
Here is Team Matsumoto's next question!
Famous people you'd like to see on a date!
This is difficult!
There's no such thing as 100, right?!
Everyone has their own individuality.
This is difficult...
One, two, three!
Kawaii Gamo!
Gamo has 3 people!
Alright!
Murano Takeshi!
Murano has 25 people!
Not bad!
Alright, let's go!
Yoshi has 14 people!
Is the calculation wrong?!
No!
The next batch also has 18 people!
It's hard for the lady's feelings to get out of her mouth!
I don't know!
I don't know much about Japanese people!
I don't know!
Right?! Hollywood star!
Yes, yes!
Michael J. Fox!
Are you sure?!
Yes!
Snackland!
Snackland has 38 people!
A little higher!
Saigo Tento!
Saigo hasn't increased to 33 people!
No way!
She hasn't shown her eyes yet!
What are you saying?!
One, two, three!
Minomonda!
Minomonda?!
It's a date!
It's an act!
It's a date!
Date?!
Minomonda?!
I don't get it at all!
It's not like that, it's not like that.
Minomonda's name was pretty popular from the beginning, but he kept it a secret until now!
I think it'll go up! I think it'll go up!
There's only one left, think about it.
It's the last one, right?
Yes.
It's the last one, right?!
Yes, it's the last one!
Now, who's a celebrity you'd like to go on a date with?
Hateru Gamon.
It's the last one! One, two...
Tamura Masakazu!
Ah, this is...
There's only one left!
No, no!
It's too high!
There's only one left!
With 10 Minomondas and 87 Tamura Masakazu, there's a big gap between Chino Matsumoto and Hateru Gamon!
Now, both teams will go up the stairs at once!
Who will go first and show off their eggs?!
Motta, Motta, Motta!
Where'd it go?!
It fell off!
It fell off?!
Huh?!
Look, Motta!
OK, OK!
Now, please take those eggs!
Is it OK?!
Yes!
Let's go!
Now, both teams will start at once!
Chino Matsumoto, Hateru Gamon, Hateru Gamon, Tamura Matsumoto...
It's fast! Fast!
He's fast! He's fast!
Steve Hamada has won a grand prize egg for his driver!
Steve Hamada wins the first round!
I can't feel my body!
I can't feel my body! Let me go, let me go!
Tamura Masakazu is good!
Now, it's the second round!
Team Hamana's theme is...
I want to do it when I'm reborn.
Let's say it! One, two...
AMV actress!
I want to do it when I'm reborn.
This is low.
Eleven!
That's mean!
It's a shock.
It's a shock, isn't it?
Eleven!
Eleven is interesting.
Fortune-teller!
Thirty-four people!
Amateur!
This is a bit of a failure. Only three people!
Hostess!
It's good if you increase the number, but...
Anmontan!
That's good!
If you want to decrease it a little, say Minomontan.
I want to do it when I'm reborn.
Minomontan is free.
It depends on the item.
Fortune-teller!
Fortune-teller is drawing well!
Four people!
Four people is seventy-one people!
It's a good conversation!
It's the last one!
I want to do it when I'm reborn.
You can't say it in a hurry.
One, two...
Actress!
Fortune-teller!
This is a good conversation!
I want to be a hero!
Since you were born, right?
Um, everyone at home, I'm going to do Vinter.
Please stand in line.
Now, Seam Matsumoto's song is "Dissatisfaction with Husband"!
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, but it might be surprisingly easy.
Hey, stop it!
Hey, think about it!
Look at this, I lost in the third round!
I'm so relieved!
This program is brought to you by Misshin Foodstuffs...
...Hobayashi Pharmaceuticals...
...B & G and...
...the sponsors you see here.
Can I say something?
What we're about to say...
...is just because you're dissatisfied with it!
Of course! That's why it's so few!
Okay!
Ready and...
"Dissatisfaction with Husband"!
If you answered "dissatisfaction" correctly, you get 35 points!
"Dissatisfaction with Husband"!
I'm sure you're all dissatisfied!
But, there are people who feel comfortable with that "dissatisfaction"!
That's enough.
I won't give up.
You won, so it's fine.
OK, let's do it.
OK.
One, two...
Can you kiss me recently?
That's disgusting!
Oh!
Is the video really over?
The dialogue is almost horizontal.
You must be dissatisfied with it.
What does it mean?
Does it mean you'll do it for me later?
No, I don't think you'll do it for me.
I don't care if you do it for me.
I don't want it either.
I don't want it either!
Huh? You kissed me recently.
That's enough!
I don't think you'll do it for me!
Oh!
I'm hungry.
Why do you kiss me recently?
Cute!
Isn't it nice?
Okay!
Let's go!
One, two...
The first time we got married...
Do you understand?
It's not as intense as when we first got married!
I'm happy!
It's smooth.
Right? Right? It's nice, right?
My legs stink!
Thirty-five people!
They won't listen to me no matter what I say!
Fifty-three people!
It's starting to look good!
The picture is bad!
Seventy-five people are the best!
Matsumoto Shibu and Toshiyuki Toshiyuki are doing a great job!
I'm just getting started.
Okay, let's go!
This is the last one!
Discontent with your husband!
One, two...
You don't look like Masakazu Tamura!
You're mean!
Yeah!
The best is Suzy!
What a match!
Well, well, well.
Now, both teams have completed quite a few stairs.
It seems like it's going to be a close match.
Now, let's go.
Second round!
Now, let's go!
Now, the team has just chosen their own fast, fast last class team!
If we lose like this, it'll be embarrassing!
Final match!
It's been one day since the last one, right?
Yes, yes.
The winner will be decided next!
Yes!
Then, let's choose our own.
Yes, understood!
Which one shall we go for?
Number one!
Favorite TV show!
Ah...
The last one.
The last one?
The last one.
One, two...
"Ninomiya Taro"!
You don't know it, do you?!
"Azuma Taro"!
It's Iba-chan's show!
I thought I'd be the only one left!
"Yamada Kuniko no Shiawase ni Shiteyo"!
There are 32 people now!
"Songa Nigekure no Ai"!
18 people and more and more!
Ah...
Let's go.
Let's end it here.
Is it over?
Yes!
It's over.
Then, number one!
Let's go.
One, two...
"Omoichi TV"!
I've decided, too.
"Keito Shinoda's "Ninomiya Taro" is...
"Ninomiya Taro" is...
"Keito Shinoda's "Ninomiya Taro" is...
What?!
What an amazing dance!
It's true.
But...
But I still don't know.
I love TV so much, but I can't go on a date with Minomontan.
A rose-colored life!
64 people say yes!
The best!
LHK's "Asadora" is still popular!
Our world is a woman's world!
92 people say yes!
The "Ninomiya Taro" is still popular!
The best!
When you said "Asadora", I smiled.
You look happy.
The theme for "Shin Matsumoto" is...
"Famous people who think they are fools".
I don't think that anymore.
"Famous people who think their mothers are fools".
Have you decided?
Let's go!
At first, lower it.
"Famous people who think they are fools".
One, two...
Shin Matsumoto!
I'll decide!
"Famous people who think their mothers are fools".
Lower it! Lower it! Lower it!
Lower it! Lower it!
Lower it!
He's playing!
You're playing too much!
OK!
You're fast!
OK!
Let's go!
One, two...
Hamada Masatoshi!
You're playing too much!
OK!
Go!
Go! Go higher!
It's a complicated and unpleasant place, isn't it?
One, two...
Eighteen people in Kandauno have become fat people!
It's a place where you can see what's going on in Kandauno.
No, it's not like that!
Until now, you two have said that there are people here.
It hasn't become proper data yet, right?
I wanted to see what's going on in Kandauno once.
Then...
It was top class.
This is a little...
Ah!
This is a little...
This is...
Once...
Let's do it again...
I wanted to do it again!
Let's do it again!
Yes, 76 people!
No, 9 people!
Wait a minute!
Did you notice that?
What is that?!
Why are you lower than me?!
Tako Hachiro!
Tako-san is in 93rd place!
Jimmy Ohruji!
Jimmy-san is in 94th place!
Ahon Sanada!
99th place! As expected of Tako-san!
If only he could clear his own path!
It's a tie!
This is... Hmm... That's why Hamada failed!
Now, let's go!
Let's go!
Now, both teams have separated at the starting point!
It's finally the final round!
It seems like it's easier for Team Hamada's red ladder to climb, but what do you think?!
Team Hamada is in third place!
Huh?!
Sorry!
What?!
I saw something!
I don't see any members!
No, they're here!
They're in a bit of a trance right now...
Please leave for a bit.
In a trance?!
Please leave!
Let's start from that situation.
Hey you, do me a favor!
Do it properly!
Then, let's go!
Now, addictive final match!
Let's start!
Team Hamada is pushing up the board well.
Meanwhile, Team Hamada is climbing up!
Oh! Oh! Easy! Easy!
Team Hamada is walking! Walking! Slowly to the goal!
It looks like it's a tie!
Team Hamada wins this match!
Oh, it's the worst.
Thank you very much, mothers!
So!
Today, Team Hamada won!
[Music]
That's right, everyone. Um...
You don't have to think about how you're going to write it.
Just write it as you feel it.
Hmm, you're right.
Maybe the touch is a little too soft.
The touch should be harder, of course!
Models can't talk!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
What are you doing?
I knew it.
You like men who sleep with you, don't you?
Give it back.
I won't.
Give it back.
I won't.
Give it back.
I won't.
Don't say that.
What are you saying?
It stinks.
Don't say that about my mother and my mother-in- law.
I cried when I saw you.
I don't want you to shed a single tear.
In the end, you're not just pretending to be crying to escape from your mother.
I'm already done with you.
You're done with me.
That's right.
Did you have sex with your fiancee?
What are you saying?
Did you feel it?
You don't know anything.
I'm happy with my life.
I'm doing well with my fiancee.
Don't lie.
You can't stand such a fiancee.
I want someone like me.
That's not true.
Of course it is.
Make me kiss you.
I have to make you kiss me.
Make me kiss you with my child.
No.
If you find out about this again, you'll definitely be expelled.
It's fine.
If you can kiss me, I'll do anything for you.
I lost.
Come here.
You're in good shape.
Let's go, professor.
Call me Kaoru.
Kaoru...
What are you doing?
Get out!
You saved me, professor.
Get out!
I'm sorry.
Here you go.
Episode Two! Neo Geo High Tension!
Yes, yes. Someone did it.
Really?
Yes, yes.
The audience is too big.
Is it too much?
If I were you, I wouldn't do it like this.
It's like this, but it's not magizing.
Well, that's it.
As I said last time, entertainers have to be excited from the beginning.
That's right.
That's it.
Yes, yes.
Let me introduce the defending champion!
Oh!
The champion of this week!
Yes!
This is the defending champion!
Now...
Hurry up!
Last time, 95 Tensions.
Now, for those of you who haven't seen the first episode...
Can we see it again? That famous scene?
What are you doing?
Let's see that scene where he became champion for 1,000 people!
This guy's famous scene...
(Screaming)
He wakes up.
He wakes up!
One, eight minutes later.
He wakes up!
He stands up!
(laughs)
Not me looking at you
But I'm looking at you, hello
You're all sweaty and wet
Wet and wet
I laughed
(I thought I was crazy but I didn't)
(Laugh)
(I didn't think I could laugh like that)
Do do do, no no no no no, shut up and do it, no no no!
Shut up and do it!
It's not so easy to do it with a tablet!
You can't do it with a tablet, right?
I'm not complimenting myself but it's a masterpiece!
I'd like to bury you right now!
Let's start with the champion's seat.
I'll be back in a moment.
Go away!
I'll be back in a moment.
I'm curious about what that blonde man is thinking.
Now, will he be able to surpass 95 points?
Yes, how about it?
Last time, he lost, so he's trying again.
Yes.
This man has come!
Oh!
That man is...
Higashi no Kouji!
Last time! Higashi no Kouji!
Yes!
The lowest score!
"Limbo" wasn't good. Last time's failure...
Yes, yes, yes. Why is that?
Um... why?
Yes.
Hey, you can't do anything!
You're the worst!
What's with you?
Today's fun, right?
Today's fun, so what we're going to do is...
It's because we're not in the mood.
Then! Higashi no San's...
It's over!
It's true, right? The last challenge!
Yes.
The missing father has also been found!
You don't have to say that!
Hello, I'm Higashi no Kouji.
Tomorrow, at 8 a.m.,
I hope you'll all be in a good mood at the Denzy Arc Club.
Well then, good night.
That's amazing!
He's awake now!
He's an innovator!
(engines roaring)
Hurry up and move!
This is not high-tension at all!
Where is high-tension?
Are you finally motivated?
Yes, I'm motivated.
I'll do it.
Your voice is low!
I don't know what you're saying.
What are you talking about?
Are you pissed off?
This is the worst. You should have decided earlier.
I'm not pissed off at all.
There is a world where evil influences young people.
It's dangerous for young people these days.
What are you talking about?
Tengir Magic!
Do it by hand!
Edit it!
In the end, it's low.
Completed!
This is also a foot.
What did you say when you were a child?
It's a bit of a misunderstanding, isn't it?
That's right.
I said it earlier, but when you're looking like this, you have to do it properly so you can show your butt.
That's right. Since the day before, I've been calculating where to stand and where to show my butt.
You're pretty angry about it.
I can't do it alone, but I have a family.
I want to wake up at about ten o'clock and say something more expensive.
You have to clean up before the kids wake up!
If you have a wife and kids...
If you have kids, you can't do it like that.
Okay, let's go! Who has a switch?
Let's go! Higashino-san'sризing score!
Okay! Shirai-san!
I won't do it!
This man is young!
It's an island, Mr. Yoshiji!
It's my first time putting a camera in my house and sleeping in it.
At first I wanted to sleep in it, but I couldn't.
Maybe I shouldn't have done something I shouldn't have done in the middle of it.
Maybe I shouldn't have touched it.
Maybe I shouldn't have said something I shouldn't have said in the middle of it.
Are you still saying that?!
No, no, no.
But that's not the point.
That's not right. I went there just to drink.
Because it's hard to sleep in it.
When I came back, I was naked and didn't know what was going on.
Good night.
Good night!
You're in a good mood!
Before I go to sleep!
You're in a good mood before you go to sleep!
Yoshiji!
Yoshiji? Yoshiji?
Something's happening!
Is it Netan?!
Where is it?
What's going on? I don't know.
He's calling me!
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Are you calling me?
No, I'm not.
So what?
What is this?!
Are you sleeping?!
What are you doing?!
I'm scared.
Shit!
Come on, get up.
Even if you sigh like this.
(cough)
(laugh)
I'm drunk.
(laugh)
(sigh)
(laugh)
What are you doing?
(laugh)
It's normal!
(laugh)
It's normal!
(laugh)
(sound of drinking)
(laugh)
(sound of drinking)
(laugh)
(cough)
Human beings...
Yes!
It's normal.
What's wrong?
It's impossible.
It's impossible to move.
What do you want to do?
It's sad, isn't it?
It depends on how the judges perceive it.
Yes, yes.
Everyone, please show your score!
Is it high?
68 points!
So how was it for you now, Yoshi-san?
Well, I'm sorry to say this, but it's all about your career, right?
- Your career! - Thank you, Yoshi-san!
Thank you!
The last person is this person...
Ruu Oshiba!
You can do it!
I want to do it, you bastards!
What does it mean?
Does it mean "it's disgusting"?
What does it mean?
What the hell is "disgusting"?
Norio-san? 95?
95.
Shut up!
There's no way I'd do that.
Why would you do that?
I've never done anything like this before!
You bastards!
Shut up!
Get out of here!
Get out of here, old man!
I knew it.
It's light, it's light.
It's light!
It's light, everyone, it's light!
Oh, really?
Look at it!
Look!
This is what you call "tension"!
Leave "tension" to me.
I'm definitely not going to lose.
Kyoto's hotel!
Power!
You're wearing a yukata, aren't you?
Yeah, because I'm a gentleman.
It's still early tomorrow.
I can go back to Tokyo tomorrow, but...
It's pretty early for an entertainer, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I haven't had much work lately.
I'm laughing right now!
It's okay to live only once in life.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it however we like.
Yeah, yeah.
Something weird is about to happen.
Yes?
Good morning.
Yes?
Good morning.
It's morning! It's morning! The sun rises in the morning!
I'm going to do my best today as well!
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it again today!
Fight! Fight! It's burning! I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'm going back to Tokyo from now on and do my job!
Let's all live cheerfully!
That's right! Let's laugh! Let's live with a smile on our faces!
I'm in a good mood! I'll do my best today as well!
This is difficult!
Yes, it's difficult!
But we won!
95 may be difficult, but...
The final score of Roo is...
Unfortunately, we couldn't get a higher score than that, but...
The second place goes to...
YOSHI!
The second place goes to YOSHI.
Let me tell you what I think.
You can't be such a low-score champion!
Let me talk, too!
Lower your voice!
Wait!
You can't be such a low-score champion!
Lower your voice!
You can't be such a low-score champion!
The second place goes to YOSHI! Congratulations!
The second place goes to YOSHI, who is in a good mood!
The second place goes to YOSHI! Congratulations!
Hey, hey! You'll get sued!
Oh! What's this? "Taikan Simulation Amazon Go Go"
What's this? It looks fun!
What's this? History class?
Hey, are you free? Do you want to join us?
But it's kind of boring.
But it's fun!
Let's try it!
Excuse me!
Hey!
Oh!
Um... "Taikan Simulation"...
It's here, right?
Yes.
Excuse me!
Dad, you're eating, aren't you?
What do you do for a living?
Business?
Yes, business.
What do you do for a living?
Amazon?
Yes, yes, yes.
Amazon?
Yes, Amazon Go.
Hey, it's Amazon!
What?
Amazon Go!
What?
Is it interesting?
Interesting?
If it's not interesting, we can't do business here.
What are you talking about?
I'm confident.
You're funny.
Then, three of you.
Three of you.
One person, 1,000 yen.
What?
3,000 yen.
500 yen.
This is from last year.
It's up.
1,000 yen.
It's up because it's interesting.
Then, if you're not interested, we'll do it later.
Excuse me.
Dad, can we do it now?
No, wait a minute.
Please do it.
No, I can't.
No, you can do it for 2,000 yen.
I can't do it anymore.
Is it like English?
One person, 1,000 yen.
Shall we leave?
Yes.
Thank you.
It's fine.
Yes.
It's late, so...
I'll pay you 5,000 yen.
Yes.
Okay?
Please do it for me.
We can extend the time.
No, no.
My knee hurts.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
What should I do?
It's okay.
It hurts.
I don't feel well.
But you're fine?
Yes, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Get in.
Yes, yes.
Get in.
Yes.
It hurts.
Are you okay?
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
What should we do?
I'm scared.
But it looks fun.
It looks fun.
Are you okay?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Please put this on.
Yes.
If you put this on...
Is it okay?
Yes.
It looks fun.
I'm sorry.
It looks fun.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Start!
I'm scared.
It's like a jungle.
It stopped.
What's going on?
What is it?
What's going on?
It's coming!
It's hot! It's hot!
Dad!
Dad! This is dangerous!
It's hot!
Dad!
It's hot! It's hot!
Wait!
It's hot! It's hot!
The end!
What the hell is this?
But... but... I'm a little nervous.
What the hell is this?
I'm going to call the police.
Get out of my way!
I won't do it again!
I couldn't see you at all.