AISubs v3.4
October 8, 1991, Sunday afternoon 8 o'clock.
"Downtown God's Way" first broadcast has begun.
Since then, the number of broadcasts has exceeded 200 and exceeded five anniversaries.
The project of the program has reached other countries.
Starting with Hamada Matsumoto, the number of regular people continues to increase.
The content has also changed year after year.
There, in commemoration of our five-year breakthrough,
in order for you to enjoy the program more deeply in the future,
we designed "Downtown God's Way" and presented an official guidebook.
Tonight, we will show you the last special edition.
The top batter is...
Aho no Sakata!
Yuto-sensei, kill me!
The fans are Aho no Sakata!
Oh, you don't know, you idiot!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Alright, let's do a deadly joke!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
That's enough, Iseto!
Idiot! Idiot!
Go! Go! Go! Chameleon!
Idiot! Idiot!
Chameleon!
Idiot! Idiot!
I learned a lot today.
Thank you.
Excuse me, I need to concentrate.
You scared me!
You scared me! You scared me! You scared me!
You're a little nervous, aren't you?
I'm a little nervous, aren't I?
I'm sorry!
We did it!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Welcome back, Onoza.
Here you go.
Welcome back, Yokoyama.
What are you doing?
You're funny, aren't you?
What are you doing?
You're funny!
But...
What?
What are you doing?
It's a yakisoba shop.
Yakisoba shop?
Wait a minute, I'll take a picture of you.
I'll give my life for you.
I beg you, yakisoba shop!
I beg you!
What are you doing?
What do you want me to do?
You're funny!
But what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're funny!
I beg you, yakisoba shop!
Please give me a yakisoba shop!
I beg you, yakisoba shop!
Please give me a yakisoba shop!
Go away!
You're funny!
I'll give you a hash brown!
Happy harvest!
I am sorry, I am sorry!
Get out of the way, get out of the way!
And the most famous in Moga city, Pokopoko head!
And finally, the most famous in Moga city, Kozukeiku!
How about that, Kankai head! Kankai head is the love of couple!
You! I'll do it!
How old am I?
You're seven years old.
I'm looking for my parents.
My father is from Toyama.
My mother is from Tokyo.
That's why we're a couple.
Idiot!
You bastard!
I'm going to kill you!
To the right!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Laugh, you rich old man!
Laugh, Watt!
Laugh!
I'm begging you, don't laugh!
Pao pao!
Chisutaroka...
Ore no pu...
Pao pao!
Chisutaroka...
It all ran away!
Whoever put it on is in trouble!
Beep, beep, beep, beep!
What are you saying?
He's laughing at his own face!
It's not easy to catch a dog.
Dog! Dog!
Yes, yes.
You can't... you can't catch it.
Uncle...
Don't laugh.
What do you say?
I'm mad! I'm mad! I'm mad!
Teacher! Teacher Katsura!
Welcome!
I'm Margaret Katsura, and I've been teaching here for a while now.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What's your name?
My name is Masatoshi.
Masatoshi-kun. Wait a minute.
Instead of Masatoshi-kun, it's more like an anchorage in Cambodia.
Well, let's get started.
First, let's start with the young team's questions!
[Questions]
Now, are you ready?
What? What? What?
Um...
The one who built Ginkakuji is...
Suenocco-san.
But you know...
When I'm walking in the city, I get called out by a lot of people.
The other day, Masatoshi-kun...
An elementary school kid said...
Sanxia! Sanxia!
Come on, say it! Hurry up and say it!
It's disgusting.
If it were my own kid, I'd beat him up.
But I can't beat up other people's kids.
Only twice.
Wait a minute.
What?
What? What?
What's wrong?
Huh?
Masatoshi?
Huh?
What's wrong?
What do you mean?
You seem angry.
Angry? No, I'm not.
No, you have to apologize.
You have to see Chad's study, right?
I'll go get him.
No, I don't mind if you get angry or apologize...
But you keep saying "what is it?"
No, no...
I don't mind if you apologize...
I'm sorry about today.
"Mo-e-ne-a-ha." (It's fine now.)
"Poka-poka, ahore poka-poka" (It's hot, it's hot, it's hot)
"Mori-no-kuzu-kiri poka-poka" (It's a forest of scrap metal, it's hot, it's hot)
After the commercial, we have a question from the adult team!
Oi oi oi!
Now!
When I arrived, I hit my nose.
I'm good at fighting.
I hit my head.
Yoko, bring me a bat!
Oh, you're going to bring it yourself?
I'm going to throw up.
Will it be okay?
Put it up here.
You can't throw up!
Yoko, get out of the batter box.
I'm sorry.
Get out of the batter box!
I'll wash it.
Behind you, behind you.
Here we go!
Go!
Let go of me!
Go!
Eat this, Dad.
Did you wash your hands?
What?
Did you wash your hands?
What?
Dad!
Three, two, one...
Go!
What's that?
What?
What's that?
It doesn't move at all!
Wait, wait, wait!
What? What?
Hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Let's do a hint!
Let's do it!
Black-faced face!
It's not over yet!
Head!
Machi!
Machi?
Ojinda! Ojinda!
It's cheese! It's cheese!
Book!
No, no, no!
Ojinda! Ojinda!
Ojinda!
Cheese!
Drill!
Ojinda! Ojinda!
Cheese!
What?
Human!
Sports festival!
Rock!
Candle!
Nose!
Lips!
Loose!
Loose?
Loose!
Sudako!
Child!
Full moon!
Tsukkai-bou!
Tonbou!
You're here!
M-me?
A-no-i!
No! No!
Flying! Flying!
Now you're a magician!
Sometimes you're a natural!
I'm drunk and I got in my mouth, it's nothing!
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared.
I'm scared of something.
Don't be excited!
What's wrong with you?
I got in my mouth, it's nothing!
What's wrong with you?
Korye, are you okay?
I'm drunk and I got in my mouth, it's nothing!
Is it you?
You're making me look bad.
No, I'm fine.
I'm drunk and I got in my mouth, it's nothing!
Please hide!
Let's go!
I have six voices!
Is it you?
It's nothing!
Is it you?
It's nothing!
Is it you?
It's nothing!
Is it you?
It's nothing!
Is it you?
It's nothing!
End!
Now, I'm going to split you up.
I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
You're pretty smart.
Your ears are also open.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Please forgive me for that! Let me do it!
You... you...
Your ears are also open!
You're pretty smart.
Your ears are also open!
You're pretty smart!
Hurry up and hide!
You're dangerous!
Hurry up and hide!
Are you ready?
I'm going to split you up!
Are you ready?
I'm going to split you up!
Now!
Now, what do you think?
I really don't know.
I really don't know!
You're crazy!
If you let go of my hand, you'll be in danger!
You're pretty smart!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?
You're crazy, you know that?
You don't care, do you?
You're pretty smart!
If you let go of my hand, you're in danger!
You're crazy!
- How is it? - Yeah.
- Is it okay? - Yeah.
Excuse me.
- I'm sorry. - Yeah.
- If you can... - Yeah.
- Please call me. - Yeah.
- I'll look at it. - Oh, it's a little small.
- Small? - Yeah.
- Is it okay? - Yeah.
Is it okay to wear it?
What?
Do you want me to wash your back?
- No, thank you for caring about me. - No, I don't care about you.
- If you don't mind... - No, it's okay.
I can go in one by one.
- Akira. - Yeah.
Akira, actually...
What is it?
"Actually," what is it?
What are you doing?
- Akira. - What?
Please eat.
Hey, hey, hey!
- Stop it! - No, it's okay!
Stop it, you!
Akira!
Patients who were rejected in various hospitals...
...come to this hospital.
I'm sorry.
Take it off.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Get up. Get up.
Come here and be my friend.
I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I've raised it by 10 yen.
I've raised it by about 20 yen.
You can't line up.
I've lowered the water level.
I don't know if you're a good person or a bad person.
I've raised it because I'm a bad person.
I'm going to be rude from now on.
I'm going to be rude.
If you're a bad person...
Why are you drinking it?
It's bad.
It doesn't start now.
There's nothing to use.
It's bad.
Will the sea die? Will the mountains die? Will spring die?
Shall we put on a tape deck?
Yes.
Let's see what songs are in it.
Something like...
Will the sea die?
The sea die?
It's a lie! What are you doing?
Today, a rose bloomed on a veranda.
Suddenly, the rose bloomed and it was so beautiful that it died.
That rose is here.
Who are you?
The rose is also alive.
At that time, I thought.
I want to make the same mistake.
Who are you?
Is it me?
Even if it's a rose petal, I'll say it.
You were difficult.
The rose's life is short.
The evil's life is short.
I don't like this kind of talk.
Go away!
I'm crying in my heart.
I'm raising a rose.
Who called me?
It's fine.
It's fine, Kamen Rider!
Damn it!
It's shaking! It's shaking!
Are you okay?
If you compete with me, I'll beat you up!
Damn it!
Hey, do it!
The husband is naked in front of his wife.
Symbol Beam!
You're hiding too much.
Do it!
Symbol Shower!
You idiot!
Go to your wife.
I'm fine now.
Are you hurt?
I'll go there right now.
Go to your wife!
You're welcome!
Hey, Iwashino!
Why do you look like the devil?
Are you going to continue?
DOUTER!!!
What are you doing?
DOUTER!!!
SYMBOL ATTACK! SYMBOL ATTACK!
SYMBOL ATTACK!
DOUTER!!!
I have a gift for you, girl. Take it and go home. Go home.
Don't be shy. Don't be shy.
Right?
Then I'll bring you more udon. Udon.
Then I'll give you the gift.
Then I'll bring you more udon. Udon.
This is what I worked hard for.
Please open your eyes.
Really?
Please open your eyes.
Please.
Everyone, please eat up.
There's a lot of meat.
I don't want to get too close either.
What is it?!
I was wondering if you could give me a hand. Azami.
Oh, that kind of thing.
I can't accept that kind of thing for an audition.
No, no, it's fine.
No, it's fine for an audition.
It's my heart, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It bothers me when you say that.
Right?
Yes.
"Right, you?" "Yes."
It's an homemade dressing.
You shake it and then you eat it and then you drink it.
It's not like we're trying to sell it.
Please have one.
What is this?
Soup.
This is a soup of all kinds of things.
Is this what you use for instant food?
This is what you use for, right?
This is what you eat first.
How do you eat this?
With a raw hand.
Soup.
If you like this, what do you want me to do with it?
Well, that's...
Grab onto your dream.
Take it. Take it.
It's hot and nice.
But, you know, whatever happens...
What is this?
What is this, at a time like this?
Hey.
What is it?
I thought you'd have fun with me.
Hey!
There's no way you'd like something like this!
Think about it!
How old do you think you are?
Asami!
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Here's one.
What's up with you?
You're good at acting.
That's what I'm good at.
I thought you were an asshole.
You work hard.
Here's your phone card.
Thank you.
You're working hard.
Here's your bank book.
Thank you.
Here's your miso ramen.
Thank you.
Here's your anjou.
Anjou?
It's crispy on the outside.
Here's a mozutoko you get when you buy electronics.
Here's a rigia badge.
Here's an inu imasu sticker.
Here's an Epoch Sun baseball bat.
Are you there?
Take a break!
He's right! We're taking a break!
That's weird.
We're taking a break!
We'll be back later!
I don't know what's going on with him.
But they're all working hard.
Here's a print club where no one's in it.
In the blue corner,
the challenger,
world bantam class seventh place,
kihonrirenori,
boremeran!
"higashipoliteki," "sesanamopey kyoakofu," "national anthem."
boremeran!
Uh, you know...
I... was...
about... to...
- -you, too.
- -do you know...
I won't let you!
Aaaaaah!
What?
Aaaaaah!
What is it?
It's a robot!
It's a brother robot!
It's you!
I'm scared!
It's looking at me!
Big brother!
Are you okay?
Yeah!
What? What?
It's a three-eyed robot!
It's a square-eyed robot!
It's looking at me!
It's looking at you!
I'm scared!
It's looking at you!
It's looking at me!
It's looking at you!
It's going to eat me!
It's full of robots!
It's you!
Big brother!
I wanted to get married before I died!
Stop it!
Don't do anything scary!
Who are you?
I don't know.
If I wear this, I'm handsome.
You're ugly!
Ouch!
Apologize!
I can't apologize.
Then call the police!
Ouch!
I can't forgive you!
What's up with him?
Is he crazy?
Hey!
What?
Hey!
What's up with him?
He's drunk.
Hey!
Go home!
Get up!
Move!
Get up!
Give me back my gun!
Get up!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, everyone.
How many people can he fit in here?
No way!
That's crazy!
Today's prediction will be like this...
You old man!
...so we'll see how many people Imano will be able to accommodate.
Please come in!
Come on, come on, come on!
If you come in, we'll be in your way.
We'll let you pass.
I don't know what's going on.
Please come in.
Illustrations
Let's take a look.
- Is it outside? - Yes, it is.
You have a pretty good expression.
- From the camera's point of view... - Yes, from the camera's point of view...
Wow, the glass is cloudy.
Wow...
Illustrations
- This is a good picture. - This is a good picture.
- This is very annoying. - It's like a picture in front of you.
You're in the middle of it now.
- This is the kitchen. - Yes, it is.
- This is the hallway. - The hallway is good too.
This is the back of the bedroom.
This is the main bedroom.
Illustrations
Don't do it!
Eleking
What? Is that it?
It looks like a collapsed monster.
It's Eleking!
Wait! Wait!
It's Eleking!
It's completely collapsed!
Take it off now!
It's fighting!
You really did it!
Shut up!
Die!
It's Eleking!
Wait!
Your prize is Eleking!
This attack is amazing!
This is...
Konosuke-san...
Yes, yes, yes...
That was a good punch!
Yes, yes, yes...
As expected, I'm sweating a little...
You should also become a politician...
But you can't because you're X2!
Didn't I know that?
Spreading things you don't know to the world...
That's a good point!
That's a good one!
A politician is one who speaks the truth.
A guy with a shaved head like you doesn't know the truth!
But still...
Both of you are amazing!
I have soft hair and I have bright hair...
But you also have bad hair!
You should know that!
When you start, don't stand too much.
Yes, yes.
Come on, come on, stand still.
If you want to go to the bathroom, stand still for now.
Yes, yes.
What kind of guy is he?
He's pretty good.
You'll be surprised.
It's about here.
What?
What's up?
Captain Jackson?
Grandma!
Jackson? Jackson? Jackson?
Grandma!
That's it.
I'm a white woman.
Pink, pink, dragon.
Silver, silver, rose.
This is
Namokia.
(♪ "Burn to death")
(♪ "Gerohad")