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In 1991, December 8th, Sunday afternoon at 8pm,
"Downtown's Gods" was aired for the first time.
Since then, the number of airings has exceeded 200 and reached 5 years.
The program's projects have reached other countries,
and the content has also changed over the years.
There, in commemoration of our 5th anniversary,
in order for people to enjoy the program in more depth in the future,
"Downtown's Gods" produced an official guidebook.
Tonight, we will show you its downside.
Wow, it's amazing!
It's perfect!
That's what I'm bad at.
Alright, you! Go!
Hurry up!
Don't get confused!
Do it!
That's what I'm scared of.
Hey, what about those headings?
What's wrong with them?
How do you do it?
Hurry up!
I'm dying!
Hey, take it!
Take it!
Take it, you two!
Hurry up!
Take it!
Take it.
You're about to start.
There's no next time!
If you don't return the high-speed camera, there's no next time!
Go for it!
Go!
No!
- Hit it. - Hit it.
Don't push it like that.
That's it!
- That's it! - That's it!
- Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Tripi!
Alright!
You did it! You did it!
You've got the chance!
That's it!
You did it!
Chief, it hurts there. It hurts here.
For me, it hurts here.
It hurts there.
Look at the ball.
(laughter)
Red! Iwate, Shimamoto!
(laughter)
White! Tokushima, Taoka!
(laughter)
Green!
White!
(laughter)
Blue!
Red!
Wait! Wait!
(laughter)
Wait!
(laughter)
White!
Ready!
(laughter)
Blue!
Red!
(laughter)
Red!
(laughter)
White!
(laughter)
Toka!
One minute!
(laughter)
Blue!
(laughter)
Everyone participate!
100 meter relay!
200 meter relay!
Huh?
What's wrong?
Justice League
To the barrel! To the barrel!
ALL SIT!
To the center!
STAND!
THREE! FIVE! GO! START!
ALL OKAY!
GO!
TWO! THREE!
ALL RIGHT!
START!
TO THE BARREL!
TO THE...
ALL RIGHT!
BATTLE IS OVER!
K-1 BRIDEY WAR!
FIGHT! FIGHT! ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!
HERE IT IS!
FIVE PLUS ONE IS...
WELL... WHICH ONE IS IT?
THE MIC IS TOO HOT!
WELL... THE ANSWER IS...
6!
WELL...
IF I TAKE 6 FROM THE EQUALIZER...
THE RESULT IS...
THE REMAINING ONE!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
Turn around! Turn around and fly! Fly and turn around!
I'm sorry!
That was an amazing show!
I want to see it again!
HITOSHI MATSUMOTO IS ON HIS WAY TO WIN THE BILLIARD CHAMPIONSHIP!
Matsumoto-san...
...doesn't like smurfs.
I'm going to shoot, so be quiet!
MATSUMOTO GETS IT WITH A WONDERFUL BANK SHOT!
KIMURA GOES FOR THE CORNER WITH A SUDDEN NINE!
BUT IT WAS A MISS!
That was the worst.
MATSUMOTO GETS THE KEEPER IN THE CORNER...
...AND WINS THE BILLIARD CHAMPIONSHIP WITH A THREE WINS AND TWO LOSSES!
IT'S A FIFTY METER RUN!
MATSUMOTO IS ON HIS WAY TO WIN THE BILLIARD CHAMPIONSHIP!
MATSUMOTO GET IT!
WAIT A SEC!
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Food, Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals, and B&G.
We're number one!
- You know... - Yes?
- You know the commercial you're doing? - Yes, yes.
- I've heard a lot about it. - Really?
- Yes. - Thank you!
- And you know... - Yes?
- You've decided on two. - Yes!
- You know... the new clothes manufacturer. - I see.
- And you know... only Nagano Prefecture has it. - Yes, yes.
- And you know, Nagano is a rich area... - Yes.
- And you know, the president is famous for having a lot of money. - Yes, yes.
- So I thought I'd give it a try. - I'll do it!
But this prank was a huge success!
I didn't think you'd be so happy!
I was about to call and say "come on, come on!"
- And I thought "what's that?" and it was a Ferrari. - A Ferrari!
Kouji Imada is in a bad mood.
Is it a Ferrari that's flashing in front of him?
- I heard that if you did this, you'd get about 5 million yen. - That's right.
- And he's really happy about it. - I asked him for a car.
- No, what is this? - A 350 million yen Maserati.
Because when he heard about this on the phone, he was like "yay! yay! it's a Ferrari!"
Oh, it's this one!
You were practicing, weren't you?
You were in virtual reality.
Halsamedia, let's get wet in this suit.
You should laugh more.
It's not bad.
It's fast.
Ready, start!
Halsamedia, let's get wet in this suit.
I can't say it like that.
Shall we ask the president for something?
Halsamedia, let's get wet in this suit.
Ginza told me to go there.
I know a club there.
If you don't mind, would you like to go to my house?
I don't know what to do after this.
- Really? - God's Anna.
- You're a guitarist? - I hope you like it.
- I'll call you if I hear from you again. - Thank you.
I've never seen a police officer go up and hide.
Turn around and go straight.
- He's angry. - I saw it.
- He's angry. - He's angry.
- His hands are wet.
His hands are wet, but he can't move at all.
- He's stuck. - What's wrong?
Is it a kamikaze?
He's stuck.
Mr. Shimada, you're wearing a blue suit and you're stuck.
Could you do me a favor?
Please.
That's nice of you, president.
If you say that, I'm stuck.
Mr. Shimada, you can sit there.
Let's start from where you're least comfortable.
You're fast!
Let's start!
Take one, cut!
- What's wrong with you? - What?
- What's wrong with you? - I was holding my breath.
- Mr. Shimada, you can sit there. - What's wrong with you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mr. Shimada's "Hansame 2".
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Ready? - Ready!
Go!
Camera! Mr. Shimada's "Hansame 2"!
OK!
- OK! - OK!
I don't have any money!
Mr. Osaki!
What are you going to do about the "Maserati" you asked me for?
I'm 15 years old.
"Hansame 2".
Let's get wet in this suit!
This summer, a big revolution in business suits!
Let's go!
Mr. Shimada's "Hansame 2"
My class is...
here.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Are you okay? - For a moment, my breathing stopped.
- I'm surprised. - I'm surprised.
- I'm doing an overhand. - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- It hurts a lot. - Does it still hurt?
No, I think I'm fine.
- Stand up a little... - A little lighter?
- A little lighter?
- Why did you stand up again? - Because I wanted to see it again.
Thank you very much.
Emergency plan! A new prank video!
- Can you do it with one hand? - Yes, I can.
- I'll take you there first. - Where's the sign?
- Do you think it's there? - No.
- For now, I think it's over there. - Do you think it's there?
That's where my head is.
It's like katayaki soba.
It's over!
- Take it! - Take it!
- Prank! - Prank! - Prank!
You scared me! You scared me!
You scared me! Prank!
- Did you like it? - Good morning!
- Good morning!
This way, please.
Yes, ma'am.
By the way...
Yes, ma'am.
You said you were going to cut off Yasuno's head, didn't you?
Yes, ma'am.
Get down!
Hey!
Get down!
I'm going to fry up this egg toast too!
You want it as an egg toast, don't you?!
Hey! Take it back!
I was telling her "How is it?!" and she said "It's delicious"!
Yes?
Yes, please do.
Yes.
Oh!
Your customer's head!
It looks like katayaki.
Whaaat?!
Let's go!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
This is a prank!
A prank! A prank! A prank camera!
This is a lie! A lie!
I told you, this is not a prank!
You got it wrong!
This is not a prank!
Okay, one, two...
Up, down...
Hello?
- Good morning. - Right, good morning.
I'm not sure about my method question.
- Let me check again. - Okay.
The head of East's priest looks like an X-bar, which means...
East's remodeling plan!
Alright, go!
Good morning!
I'm East's priest. Please be my friend!
What's wrong with you?
I'm not doing that!
Please be my friend!
Don't touch me!
I'm sorry!
Go home!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Good morning!
Are you naked?
No!
What's up with this guy?
How have you been?
That was close!
He's always like this when we come to the set.
What's up with you?
Seriously!
He won't open up!
All of a sudden!
Hey!
Yes!
What's with you?
All of a sudden!
You two are connected!
Of course we are!
Of course!
What's left to say?
You're the judge!
Seriously!
No, I'm not!
I'm not reflecting at all!
No, you're not!
That's what you should be!
Wait a minute!
You're the judge now, but my partner is eating his lunch!
Please continue.
You're amazing!
She's angry!
You're downtown Tenkan.
You can do whatever you want.
But...
laughing and being laughed at are two different things.
You should be careful about that.
I don't know about that!
You don't know, do you?
You don't know even if I tell you.
But you two have become good comedians.
It's a past tense!
She teaches cooking at Shimantagawa Cuisine School.
Ms. Cassie Tsukamoto!
Please come in!
Ms. Cassie!
- Welcome. - Welcome.
- Please come in. - Please come in the middle.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Now, teacher. - Yes, yes.
What kind of food are you going to cook today?
- Today... - Yes.
It's called "standing in formation".
"Standing in formation".
- Teacher, is this a cutting board? - That's right!
- A cutting board... - This is where we cook Portuguese food.
- This isn't Japan, is it? - That's right.
You cut it like this...
You cut it, cut it, cut it...
And when you're done cutting it, you...
BANG!
In other words, what kind of dish is it?
Today, we're going to make something called "Annyoi Papa".
"Annyoi Papa", what's that?
It's a Japanese dish from Uruguay.
This is "onno" and...
This is...
This is something you don't see in Japanese cuisine.
Oh, is that so?
This is Uruguay.
Tie it up! Tie it up! Tie it up hard!
Tie it up! Tie it up!
Tie it up!
When you're tied up...
BANG!
Oh, my father!
Anyway, tie it up!
Oh, my father!
Well...
Today, we're going to make "borscht".
Oh, "borscht"!
It's a familiar dish in Russia, isn't it?
That's right.
Even if you say "borscht" in one word, there are many kinds.
It's very difficult to know which "borscht" we're going to make.
And today, even thinking about it, we can't make "borscht", can we?
We can't?
We can't.
We can't, can we?
I don't know about that...
Lightly! Lightly!
Let's hit it!
Yes!
Let's hit it lightly!
Don't crush it!
Yes!
I got it!
This is "stamina juice".
"Stamina juice"!
That's great!
You can just drink it up!
That's right!
Shut up!
I wanted him to eat it, too.
Shut up!
Well...
Yesterday...
Yes?
We broke up.
With my boyfriend.
Yesterday...
He called me last night.
Yes!
He asked me to come with him.
It's a common pattern, isn't it?
Somehow...
I knew it.
That's right.
We went to the hotel.
Yes, yes.
But when I opened the door...
He said, "Change!"
Change!
What is it?
Isn't it your job?
Homemade food is home-cooked food.
Home-cooked food is home-cooked food.
Yes, yes, yes.
What are you going to make for me?
Gyoza made from leftovers in the refrigerator.
This will go "bang"!
Is it okay to eat all of this?
Yes!
Gyoza!
When you think about Mesopotamian civilization and Mesopotamian civilization, you think of pizza, don't you?
Yes, you're right.
That's why we have pizza today.
Don't you turn it like this?
Like this?
Do you turn it vertically?
Don't you turn it vertically?
Don't you turn it horizontally like this?
No, you should turn it higher.
Try it.
Turn it higher.
Watch out!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Watch out!
What?
Why are you ignoring me?
This is also bread!
Let's put anything on it!
You're right.
Let's not push it.
This is okay.
You can put more and more.
Let's put anything on it.
Let's put cheese on it, too.
And...
Let me get on it, too!
Let's...
Let's cover it up.
What?
That's not...
That's not food!
What?
That's not food!
What?
That's not food!
It's dirty up there.
I can't eat it.
Give it to me!
Stop it!
Um...
Are you okay?
Wow!
Oh, it's scary!
Oh, it's moving!
Oh, it moved!
OK, OK!
You can do it! You can do it! Stretch it!
That's it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!
Sing! Sing!
If you're going to do it, hit it with your teeth!
To the right! To the right!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's there! It's there! It's there!
Yes!
Special Tomoe Throwing Scene!
Imada, who is still sleeping at home, is tied up and can't come within the time limit.
He is hit by a strong force on the ground.
It's really a runaway Emerson's emotions.
Will Imada come?
Five!
OK, five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Imada!
Two!
Imada!
One!
Good bye!
Oh, it's scary! It's pretty scary!
Hey, stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Hurry up and go! Hurry up and go!
Sing! Sing together!
Sing! Sing!
Sing!
From the candle to you!
From the fire to you!
Sing with your heart!
Let's meet in hell!
Is this a stand?
With this light?
It's called "you understand", isn't it?
Yes.
You see this light?
Just by looking at it...
Just by looking at it, you can speak English.
You see this light?
It's exactly the same as California's sunlight.
Can you say "r" for me?
- Me? - Yes.
"r".
Sorry about that.
You understand?
- You understand? - A little closer.
You understand?
Can you say "r" for me again?
"r".
It's completely different.
Okay!
Whoa! You're scary! You look like a kung fu master!
Are you ready?
Okay, let's go! Switch... on!
I love you!
(Sports Car Race)
He cut his bike!
Now it's just a sports car race, but it's still a reach!
Everyone except Yu is reaching!
Endo cut his Chinese by force!
If he pulls a sports car, it's a win!
Earpick! What a shame!
What did Tashiro, who has been waiting for his scooter, pull?
Oh! A sports car!
It's Hamada's reach!
Goal!
Why? Why all of a sudden?
We were all together!
(Sports Car Race)
Boomerang! Boomerang! Boomerang's song!
Laila Laila Laila!
Miracle Race's theme.
If you listen to it, you'll have courage, right?
Yes, remember it well.
No, I remember it.
It's long!
Oh, is it?
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Miracle, fight and risk your life!
This is the first one, right?
Try singing it. Try singing it.
Was that the first one?
Yes, the first one.
Miracle, fight and risk your life!
That's right.
Miracle, fight and risk your life!
That's the second one, right?
Miracle, fight and risk your life!
Hey you! While you're drinking!
I'm going to say something.
What?
I'm going to say something.
You're going to say something?
I'm going to say something.
Do it! Do it!
Miracle!
You!
Drink up!
Do it!
Miracle!
Friends of heaven, listen to me.
Open sea!
Tokyo communication!
Are you shy?
It's open sea season!
I can't swim, but...
Sand mixed communication!
Are you shy?
Ha!
Recently young man, my heart is fluttering.
You and you go home!
Wait!
What's wrong with you?
You're drunk.
It's good in the beginning.
You'll lose to Gu, but you'll win to Pa.
Dan Dan!
Yeah!
I think your feelings will reach the hearts of people all over the world.
Now, let's sing.
My name is Itsuji-kun.
I'll kill you!
Exotic Police!
I'll arrest you!
I'll kill you!
Will you do it?
Will I meet the eyes of a murderer at any time?
Yes!
Now, this week's ninth place.
I, Itao Ichizu, will sing "Tent".
I don't hate you.
It's true.
One, two, three, four!
Sour mineral water
Are you talking about me?
I'm going to sneak into your body
I'm so sour
Alright!
See you!
Sour mineral water
You bastard!
From the mountains to the fields
From the fields to the fields
A youth without regrets
A youth that runs around
Sour mineral water You bastard!
You monster human! You monster human!
You monster human!
Nyanyanyanya! Nyanyanyanya!
Tamotsu-kun!
(Laughter)
Let's dance!
(Laughter)
Because, because, because I like it!
(Laughter)
I love Manaita SM, I love Kakenko Skip!
I am, I am, Odoriko Candy!
(Laughter)
When I'm lost, I look for you for a little while
At that moment, I look in the mirror
(Laughter)
And laugh, and laugh, Candy!
(Music)
Pon! Pararamo!
(Laughter)
Pon! Parara!
Pon, pon, pon, pon, pon, pon!
Pararamo!
Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten!
Ahoy ce say masay ka poy cifade poy sa poy!
Ahoy ce say ciy poy ciy say me poooora!
Odoni poy ci say!
(Laughter)
I will not turn my back to you.
She is strange.
Grandpa, I thought you were dead.
Grandpa? Grandpa?
Grandpa!
Baribari, baribari, baribari, rock and roll!
This place is a mess!
You are still cool.
(Music)
(Laughter)
Children are better.
(Laughter)
It's starting now.
Wonderful, wonderful show.
Tonight is a party night.
Tonight is a sexy night.
You and me...
Shut up, you!
B-chick national flag and national anthem.
Please stand up.
National flag!
B-chick, B-chick, Mayna.
B-chick wants Mayna.
Why don't you do B-chick Mayna to your girlfriend?
B-chick wants Mayna.
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...Hobayan Pharmaceuticals...
...P&G and...
...the following sponsors.