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1991, December 8th, Sunday afternoon at 8pm,
"Downtown's God's A.K.A. The First Broadcast" began.
Since then, the number of broadcasts has exceeded 200 and exceeded 5 years.
The content has also changed year after year.
Therefore, in commemoration of our 50th anniversary, we have developed a downtown's god's A.K.A. official guidebook,
in order for everyone to enjoy "Bunny" more deeply in the future.
Tonight, we will show you its middle section.
Wait!
My name is Skull Turtle.
From now on, you will be my apprentice.
Wait!
Show me!
Show me.
Show me what you got.
Show me!
Hey, you!
You!
Hey!
Are you going to make a third person's eye?
I got it!
No! No! No!
It's okay!
No...
It's okay.
Stop it!
I'll pay you back!
I don't want it anymore!
Give me a break!
I don't know how much it is, but I'll say it as many times as I want!
Here you go!
You gave it to me right away!
What's up with you?
You gave it to me right away!
Here you go!
You're a bit weird.
You're a man!
Yasue!
Yes?
Take this 40 million yen to a woman's father.
Wait a minute.
The 3,000 yen I gave to President Morishita...
What are you going to do with it?
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do with it?
The Greatest Martial Arts Games
I beg you!
You can do it!
Look!
You can do it!
Cool!
You look like Musatabi!
Musatabi!
You can do it!
Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong!
Good! Good! Good! Good! Good!
Until the end! Until the end! Good! Good! Good!
Oh! You're a man!
Yukiya Renkon, I am Hong Kong!
It's funny!
Thank you! Thank you!
Master! The last story was good!
Master Hong Kong!
Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong!
Great! Great! Great!
Hong Kong train is departing!
Tail! Tail! Tail! Tail! Tail! Tail! Tail!
It's too fast!
Why don't you get in, damn you!
Hong Kong Send! Hong Kong Send!
Let's go home!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
I won't let you beat Team Matsumoto!
See you!
The second one is clear!
The third one is...
The fourth one is clear!
The fourth one is...
It was worth it!
It really was worth it.
It was worth it!
It's a hope!
I'm sorry.
I'm not popular with people like you.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Don't wait for me!
Now, it's a chance!
Now...
Here...
Oh, no! His head fell off!
But he's still connected!
Is his head okay?!
(Laughter)
Brother!
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
I can't say that, can I?
Why not?
If you eat it in a ramen shop, it's delicious.
Oh, is that so?
It's delicious!
Huh? I thought you were hiding.
(Laughter)
It's delicious!
Yes.
Oh!
Fan! Fan!
Yes.
Oh!
Excellent!
Oh, it hurts.
Oh!
Excellent!
(Laughter)
[Matsumoto Hitoshi's Question]
This is Matsumoto Hitoshi's question. How many copies are there?
Eight copies!
[Matsumoto Hitoshi's Question]
He's from Hawaii and Oahu. His name is Yokozuna Akebono.
Now, how old is he?
Young, young!
Please answer!
Twenty-seven years old!
The answer is...
Eight copies!
Team Matsumoto has seven explosion questions.
Currently active in the big leagues, Nomotoshi...
What do you call that unique shooting style?
Matsumoto-san, please!
Tornado shooting style.
Your face is so blue, you're eating grilled meat.
Tornado shooting style.
It's pretty hard.
Everyone's laughing at you.
It's dangerous there!
It's dangerous in the back, too.
Oh, Ganno-san!
Ganno-san! What's wrong?
No, I'm in trouble today.
Are you okay?
What are you going to do today? Will you forgive me for now?
Well, I can't forgive you for now.
You can't forgive me?
Um, who hit the flag?
Okay!
Matsumoto-san! Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san, not yet! Matsumoto-san, not yet!
It's not funny at all.
Don't say it's funny!
Tornado shooting style.
Okay!
That's how funny it is!
Yes!
What's that?
It's a bee.
What's that?
Tornado shooting style.
I told you not to use your strength!
That's right!
I told you not to use your strength!
Wow! He went straight ahead! Straight ahead! Straight ahead! He caught up with you! Nice shot!
You're good!
I'll catch you!
What are you doing in someone else's house?
Let me ride it!
I'd like to buy some land in London.
Buy it.
Yes, sir.
Buy it!
Who was it?
Was it you, Kanseitan?
It was you, wasn't it?
No.
You were about to win.
Pay attention!
No, it's not like that...
You saw it, didn't you?
You're the boss, aren't you?
You saw it, didn't you?
Don't be like that, dad!
What are you counting on?
Look at me, brother!
Are you looking down on me?
What?
Do you want me to throw you out?
Go and get him somewhere!
Buzz off!
You'll get hurt.
Are you hungry? Food?
Food? I don't know about that.
Hey, cook something. What do you want to eat?
Yakiniku.
You're lying!
Who told you that?
I did.
He's an idiot. Yakiniku...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kyaah! Kyaah! Kyaah!
Hmph! I won't bend at all!
Kyaah! Kyaah! Kyaah!
I'll definitely become beautiful!
Whoa!
(scream)
Good morning!
(laugh)
What are you doing?
(laugh)
(scream)
Get out of my house!
(laugh)
Why are you laughing?
What are you doing?
You shouldn't get carried away thinking you're an opera singer.
(laugh)
I'll hit you!
Your hair is a little messy lately.
(laugh)
What are you doing?
(scream)
Get out of my house!
(music)
Alright!
Let's do it!
One plus one is...
two!
(scream)
Get out of my house!
(laugh)
Get out of my house!
(laugh)
See you!
(laugh)
(music)
You bastard!
(laugh)
(music)
You bastard!
(laugh)
You bastard!
(music)
Tatsuya!
(laugh)
Tatsuya was so rebellious!
(laugh)
You bastard!
(laugh)
(music)
(laugh)
(music)
I'm going home!
Tatsuya!
(laugh)
(music)
Yes. Oh, I see!
Oh, that's good!
Bar! Bar!
Bar is good!
(laugh)
Water!
(laugh)
Misuzu-chan!
(laugh)
And like I said last time,
the drive too!
Yes!
(laugh)
I'm going to give a good place to Shimokita-san!
Is that so?
Please go!
Thank you!
Misuzu-kun!
Hey! Do that!
Hey! Shintani-kun!
(laugh)
Misuzu-kun! Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
(laugh)
Misuzu-kun!
Are you okay?
Misuzu-kun! It's okay! You don't have to do that!
Ah! Misuzu-kun!
(laugh)
Ah! Shintani-kun!
Since Misuzu-kun is grilling,
please take a bite!
(laugh)
I'll protect you!
(laugh)
Sake... sake...
Sake! Sake!
(laugh)
Sake... sake...
Sa...
(laugh)
[What's with this guy?]
[Kanpei's face is a message board.]
[It's like he's trying to say "what's up with you guys?"]
[Well, that's it for today.]
[We hope you enjoyed this video!]
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What are you doing?!
This is not UNBER!
UNBER!
We will give you a challenge.
We will give you a stimulus.
Stand up and put your arms and shoulders here.
And we will control you with this remote.
And it's live.
How many minutes will it start?
About 13 minutes.
OK?
Shoulders! Shoulders!
Shoulders!
That's good!
Don't say anything yet.
Do your best for 30 minutes.
I will do my best!
Thank you!
Brother! It's time!
My back is slipping.
Let's end this now!
Yes!
I'm scared of men!
I'm scared of men, too!
Yeah!
But, everyone!
Today, too...
With a big wound...
Look at this!
Whose is it?!
It's Gyado's!
Why does it hurt?!
I'm scared of men!
I'm scared of men, too!
No, no, no...
Um...
Hey, hey, you're good at this!
It's broken!
No, no, no...
From the top...
Um...
It's stuck!
It's too rampant and it's stuck!
It's stuck!
Hey, um...
Um...
Do you have scissors?
No!
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
No, no, no!
Everyone, thank you so much!
We'll be back again!
See you tomorrow!
No, no, no!
But naturally...
Five seconds! Four, three, two, one...
Teacher...
This is a lion, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a very rare sight, isn't it?
The lion has dropped a child under a cliff...
Yes.
...and is now training him.
Yes.
The lion has climbed up...
Yes.
...and is now doing a headbutt.
He's standing up.
Yes, he's standing up for now.
He's standing up for now, isn't he?
Yes, yes.
And now he's putting on his panties...
Panties?
And now he's putting on his panties...
Panties?
Ouch!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yay! The wild lion is back!
Five!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five seconds left!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Sensei, this is a lion, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is. This is a very rare sight.
Yes.
A lion training a baby lion.
This is a rare sight.
Yes, I think you all know it well, but this VTR is quite rare.
A lion's parents push a baby lion down a cliff.
Yes.
Only the rising lion is raised.
I see, I see.
There is such a tendency.
Now, the baby lion is about to rise.
Ah, this is rare.
Yes.
This is lucky.
Sensei, what do you do with this?
The lion doesn't wait for it to rise.
It kicks the lion's head and pushes it down again.
The lion's head?
This is a great sight.
It's crazy, isn't it?
But the lion doesn't lose either.
Sensei, the lion is rising again.
The lion has goodwill.
Please look at this.
The lion's parents' negative laughter.
Now, the lion pushes down the lion's head.
Ah, now the lion pushes it down.
Yes, now the lion pushes it down the lion's head.
It pushes it down.
It pushes it down and now the lion's head is in the shape of a face.
The face is in the shape of a face?
So, the lion scratches the lion's head?
Yes, yes.
The lion scratches the lion's head.
I don't scratch.
This is...
This is Oya Lion's training.
What is this?
No, this will be a considerable burden.
It will be a burden.
And I prepared it in advance.
There is a log.
Did you prepare it in advance?
Yes, I'm going to hit it a hundred times.
Oh, you're going to hit it a hundred times from behind?
Yes, I'm going to hit it a hundred times.
Sensei! Sensei!
Yes, yes, yes.
Something came out from behind.
Oh, it came out! It came out!
Yes.
This is...
What is it? What is it?
It's a crane rabbit.
Oh, what?
It's a lion.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oya Lion has grown considerably.
Oh, this...
Oya Lion...
It seems that he thought that the lion was a crane rabbit.
Sensei, I'm curious about it.
This lion...
Who is it?
This is...
Actually...
It's Sakamoto Ryuichi.
What?
No way!
Wait a minute.
This is...
Sensei!
This is quite funny.
Yes, it is.
It's not a joke, is it?
Well, even if it's not...
It's not a joke!
Sakamoto Ryuichi...
It's not a joke at all!
Yes, it is.
I'm annoyed that Komuro cheated me.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shall we begin?
Yes.
Are you nervous?
A little.
What's your name?
Kurano.
Your tongue?
Takahiro.
I feel sorry for you.
You too.
Sir, your ticket, please.
If you eat potatoes, will you get fat?
What did you say?
Let go of me! I'm your father!
You can't do that! You're too beautiful for that!
Mr. Gyan! Mr. Gyan!
I'll give you a jacket in exchange for a jacket!
Give it back! We don't have time! We have to go to a party!
What are you thinking?
Last year we lost, so we can't lose this year.
We won last year, but if we lose this year, we don't know what we lost last year.
But what should we do?
I've never done this before.
My throat is sore.
Swish, swish...
I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!
Hold this with your right hand today.
Don't do it in Nagoya. Shut up!
What? What are you saying?
I don't care if you don't like it.
What kind of relationship do teachers and students have with each other?
It's weird. It's weird.
If it's weird, it's weirder to come all the way to the glasses store and buy glasses and wear minicons!
It's impossible for me to kill you.
You know too much.
You know too much!
You know too much! Shut up!
I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!
You're not cool at all!
It's really cold!
I'm going to kill you!
Goodbye!
Cheesecake!
Chikuzendaki!
Not at all!
Chikuzendaki!
Cheesecake!
Chitoki!
I don't know what you're talking about! Take it properly!
It doesn't matter!
It's your fault! It's your fault!
I'll kill you!
Get out of my way!
It's a traditional game.
Wow!
It's a traditional game.
It's not like that at all!
To tell you the truth...
Bombayah!
It's fine, ma'am. You don't have to get excited about it.
I used to play short games with my family!
I don't have anything to do with my family!
We only have each other's warmth!
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
Can you see your underwear?
I can't see it! It doesn't matter!
If you can't see it, do it yourself, Mr. Nango!
How are you? I'm fine!
Wack wack wack wack, it's hot!
It's cold.
Born in 1954, April 7th, in Nadaso Hospital in Hong Kong.
Real name is Chin Kou-sheng.
When he was 17 years old, he entered Chinese comedy school and became a great hit.
Isn't this Jackie Chan's reflection machine?!
Isn't this Shocky's reflection machine that I told you about?!
Isn't this the Jackie's reflection machine you brought?!
Isn't Shocky's reflection machine and Jackie's reflection machine completely different?!
Isn't it 100,000 yen, 50,000 yen? It's like fate!
It doesn't matter, does it?!
You're really going to do something to Aobara!
I don't think so, but I'll have you say it anyway!
Um... do you have a wig?
No, it's too early for that...
Oh, sorry! Forget it! I think I made a mistake...
What?
You don't have one?!
OISHIII! (delicious!)
Shut up, you idiot! I don't have time to talk to you again, you idiot!
I'm hungry!
It's a monkey planet!
Why did you die?
You saved my life back then, you monkey!
I wanted to thank you before I died.
But you're a monkey student!
I'll wear it like this...
and like this...
and I'll throw away...
everything I don't need...
I'll look for you...
and I'll wait for you...
You're such a loser!
I don't care!
This is what you really don't need!
What are you talking about?
You'll pay for this!
Erogapper!
(sirens wailing)
[Music and whistling]
Eat Manuro
Oh, it's cut. Alright! OK!
It's heavy!
Stop it! Stop it!
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Wow!
It's hot! It's hot!
Don't say that!
Wow, it's amazing!
It's a man's dish, so it's a big piece of meat.
Wow, it's amazing!
Look!
Where's the rice?
Wait a minute!
You took the meat!
If you don't leave it like that, you won't get any rice for a month.
It doesn't look good, but...
It's good.
Yeah.
It's good.
Eat Manuro
It's anko today.
Wow!
It's huge!
Don't look at me like that!
Wow!
What?
A whole fish came out just now!
It's about time for me to buy a phone.
A phone?
It's late! It's late!
Everyone, hurry up!
Hurry up!
Watch out!
This is a raw fish.
Eat it!
It's hot!
It's so hot!
It's scorching!
You're all burning!
Watch out for the fire!
Fall back!
(Laughter)
Oh, you're doing it!
(Laughter)
Hey, you're moving! You're moving!
(Laughter)
You're moving! You're moving!
(Laughter)
You stupid woman!
(Laughter)
Whoa!
(Laughter)
All right! All right!
Hey!
(Laughter)
Hey!
(Laughter)
Hey!
(Laughter)
Hey!
(Laughter)
You're good!
(Music)
It's a huge hair-cutting match!
Let's go!
Huh?
What's going on?
Oh, I see.
It's a match, so I'll bring it back to the side.
(Laughter)
Matsubosu-san has cut it!
Yes!
A cat match!
Hair-cutting match!
Open!
Go!
(Music)
(Applause)
You know what?
Yes?
I like this expression.
You like it, don't you?
(Laughter)
You like it, don't you?
You are laughing.
It's been a long time.
(Laughter)
Research Institute, Challenge Giant Food!
(Music)
Yes!
Seasoning! Seasoning! Seasoning!
I'm getting wet.
I got becoming wet.
I'm starting to look like Messi.
(Laughter)
Don't I look a bit like Sakuradenburi?
(Laughter)
What's up with this cucumber?
I'll have three of them.
What's up with this egg?
Give me a gun.
Good, good!
Looking good, looking good.
Something big is spilling out!
It's spilling! It's spilling!
Okay, from the bottom up.
Second stage, up to the cucumber.
Okay, from the bottom up.
One, two, three!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Don't push it! Don't push it!
It's a big one!
One, two, three!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's really dirty!
It's really, really dirty!
Can you hold this for me for a second?
Ah, yes!
Let's make fire! Fire!
Ah, it's cold!
Ah, it's cold! Let's go!
Let's go!
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