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THE TEAM...
FIGHTERZ!
Tonight's game is Kensuri Kinen Shashin.
We'll hold you onto a city column, you must try to match your face with faces on the character board.
On stage there's a man in green and a pitcher taking sessions.
And the most pictures taking wins.
It's hard but please smile!
So come on and say TEAM...
YOKOH KENRO!
Now, today's game is Kensuri Kinen Shashin!
- Now, are you ready? - Yes!
Today, please look at this board!
Open!
On the back of the panel...
- Yes? - There's a moving hanging stick.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Both teams, one by one... - Yes!
- Move in order... - Yes!
- Hang onto the stick... - Yes!
- Yes!
Match your faces with faces on the board and try to match your faces with faces on the board.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Ready? - Yes!
You've never heard of it, have you?
How many faces you can match and how many faces you can match...
- The team with more faces wins. - I see.
- Is that so? - Yes!
- Now, TEAM MATSUMOTO will go first! - Yes!
- I'm counting on you! - Yes!
- Here I go! - Yes!
- Now, TEAM MATSUMOTO, ITO-SAN! - Yes!
Go!
- Go! - Go!
- What? - What is this?
- It's a fish. - It's a gravel.
- It's true. - It's a rock.
- Now, the second one! - It's a rock.
- Now, the third one! - It's a rock.
- Now, the fourth one! - It's a rock.
- It's amazing! - Now, the fourth one!
- It's amazing! - I knew there was an old man.
- The fifth one! - It's impossible.
- Wow! - It's amazing!
- The fifth one! - It's impossible!
- It's amazing! - Now, the sixth one!
- It's big. - It's big.
And the seventh is...
The seventh?
What?
Capri.
Hey, hey, hey, are you going to play all of them?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You can do it!
Are you going to play all of them?
Wow!
He cleared it seven times!
Takeshi Matsumoto cleared it seven times!
Amazing! Amazing!
This part is really high up.
I see.
And you have to get it out of here, right?
Yes.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
You have to get it out of there.
Who?
You.
Yes.
You can do it!
Yes!
If I don't get it out of here, there's no point in me playing.
I see.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
That's what you're saying, right?
That's right.
I see.
So even if you do it...
There's no point.
Then you go!
What?
You! Let's switch!
No, it's bean sprouts.
No, hold on!
No!
It's definitely bean sprouts!
No, first of all, you're so excited.
Exactly!
I'm so excited I'm getting goosebumps!
Inaba-san, do your best!
Inaba-san!
Yes!
Are you ready?!
Ah, I'm ready!
Okay, go!
Ready!
Wait!
[Applause and cheering]
You're really good at it.
Don't say that!
Yu!
Are you serious?
Yu!
Yes!
Yu!
Yes!
Keep going!
Yes!
It doesn't make sense for you to skip seven times.
It's too early for that!
You should have done it from the beginning.
That's why I gave you advice.
Yes, that's right.
Yu!
It's better for you to go as far as you can.
It's too early for you to teach me anything.
[Laughter and applause]
Don't overdo it.
You...
Be careful.
Yes!
[Whistle]
Oh, it's gone.
[Whistle]
Oh, it's gone.
[Whistle]
[Laughter and applause]
Stop it!
It's too early for you to get the hang of it.
You've got to be kidding me.
It doesn't make sense for you to skip it.
I don't know.
Yu!
[Laughter and applause]
Don't say that!
[Laughter and applause]
Yu, you're being too harsh with us.
We're not being harsh with you!
What are you talking about?
You're going to say that again.
Let me go!
If you can't let me go, you can't do it!
Let's do it!
Ready!
Why can't you do it?
Let me go!
Get back a little! Get back a little!
Get off! Get off! Yes!
Get off of there! Get off!
This is impossible!
I'm sorry!
Captain, please!
I'm sorry!
You seem to be really drunk lately!
What's wrong with you?!
When I was over there, I said I didn't need it, but now that I'm here...
...it's really depressing!
You're saying the seven-piece board is depressing?!
Yes, it's depressing!
It's depressing!
But it's over for you now!
It's over for me now!
It's over for you!
I can't show you my natural beauty!
I'm sorry!
But our captain is...
That's right!
Let's go!
Let's go from here!
Captain, please!
Okay, Hawaii team captain...
I don't know what's going to happen, but let's go!
Yes!
Seven-piece board!
I'm sorry!
Seven-piece board!
You can do it!
What's wrong with you?
Our captain is not bad!
Payment!
What's wrong with you?
Do you want to die? Do you want to die?
Your father is a boy!
Why are you being bullied?
Stand up and stand up while bending your arms like this.
Can you do it one more time?
This is difficult!
Is it difficult?
But let's do it!
Let's do it!
What's wrong with you?
What?
You can't do it!
Please!
I'm sorry! Please!
Can you bend your arms like this?
Mr. Matsumoto!
Yes?
Mr. Matsumoto!
Hello?
Mr. Matsumoto!
Can you show me the TV show "Iwate Mengoi"?
Hello!
This is "Iwate Mengoi"!
Yes!
Mr. Matsumoto!
Just one more time! Just one more time!
Yes!
Can you do it one more time?
Even if I do it one more time...
Yes!
...no one can break the record of "Itao"!
No, but...
I feel...
...some kind of response!
And...
What is it?
Only Ken Sui...
Can you show me "Iwate Mengoi"?
Yes!
Can you show me "Iwate Mengoi"?
Yes! Yes! This is "Iwate"!
Only Ken Sui...
Can you do it?
Let's call Kansai TV!
Kansai TV!
Yes! Yes! OK!
Thank you!
Kansai TV...
Yes! Thank you!
Just as I am...
Just as I am losing...
I'd like to do it!
I'd like to do it as you're losing!
That's why I'd like to do it one more time...
Yes!
...while doing it like this...
...while changing the orbit...
...a little...
...while doing it like this...
I'd like to do it like that!
If I do it, I'm sure I'll break seven records!
Please do it!
You'll break seven records like that?
Because we still have Goji!
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Foods, Kobayashi Pharmaceutical, B & G, and the following sponsors.
It's like a horror movie.
It's not funny at all.
Even the shadows are scary.
It's impossible.
It's a stone.
Where is it?
Everyone, please come back here for a moment.
Yes.
Please come back here.
Yes, we'll come back.
Did you go all the way to the front?
Yes, we did.
So, this time, Jim Matsumoto wins!
That's all for "Jim Fight"!
Jim Fight
Oh, we're here.
This is the cashier.
It says "minobe" here.
Here?
Yes, it says it here.
It says "16km" until "minobe" station.
We have to pay here.
We're eating here.
But it says "cashier" here.
Cashier?
Yes, cashier.
400 yen, 600 yen.
Excuse me!
He's talking a lot.
Um...
Excuse me!
He doesn't pay much.
Excuse me!
You looked this way, didn't you?
I did.
Cut!
Excuse me!
Ask him.
Yes.
Maybe it's "cashier".
Cashier!
Yes.
Ah, excuse me. This is "cashier", isn't it?
Yes.
600 yen.
Yes, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Curtain, curtain, curtain.
Excuse me!
Can you see the shadow over there?
I can see it!
It's there, isn't it?
I can see it!
What?
Well, it's 600 yen, isn't it?
600 yen.
No, I'd like to have "cashier".
Cashier!
Ah, excuse me.
What?
Please give me "cashier".
I paid you 1,000 yen.
"Cashier".
What's "cashier"?
Excuse me, "cashier"!
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me!
Please give me "cashier"!
What?
Please give me "cashier" for 400 yen!
"Cashier"? What "cashier" are you talking about?
You just paid me 1,000 yen, didn't you?
Normal people pay 600 yen.
I don't have 1,000 yen.
You just gave me 1,000 yen, didn't you?
I don't have it.
You paid me, didn't you?
I paid you.
It's there, isn't it?
It's there, it's there, it's there.
Give me that.
This is my original 1,000 yen.
What are you talking about?
No, it's not.
It's on the table, isn't it?
1,000 yen.
I don't have it.
Give me 1,000 yen.
You just gave me it.
I don't have it!
I'll pay you back.
What? What are you talking about?
I'm hungry.
What are you talking about?
I'm hungry.
You should keep your time.
Time is expensive, you know.
I said it! I said it!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it without paying you 600 yen.
I'm making money with 600 yen.
But I can't do it without your money.
I'm sorry.
Please.
What is he doing?
I don't know.
Huh?
I'm happy.
Excuse me.
What?
Take a picture.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Please change it!
You say it!
I don't know! I don't know!
What do you know?
I don't know! New humans don't know!
I paid 10,000 yen and you didn't change it.
Before that you paid me 1,000 yen.
I didn't pay you 10,000 yen.
You just gave it to me.
You just gave it to me!
It's the first time I'm paying you.
It's the first time you're paying me.
9,600 yen, please change it!
9,400 yen, please change it!
I don't know what you're saying!
Just say it!
It's the first 1,000 yen you gave me.
It's the first change you gave me.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry!
Please change it!
Hey!
What is it?
If you give me change, I'll come right away, but I don't have time!
The car behind you is already here.
My father...
Yes.
He's not feeling well.
Please forgive me for today.
If you give me change, I'll come right away.
I was sleeping and I just woke up and I'm not feeling well.
Can you do me a favor?
I'm sorry.
9,400 yen, please change it!
You have children and siblings, don't you?
I'm sorry.
Can you do me a favor?
I'm sorry.
If you give me change, I'll come right away...
Is that okay?
Can you do me a favor?
A favor?
He's young!
He's different!
He's a yakuza, isn't he?
No, he's not!
He's a college student!
Can you give me change for 10,000 yen?
You guys really don't get it, do you?
Of course we don't!
You guys are all oligarchs!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
Dad!
Can you call the police?
Why?
Can you call the police?
Call them!
Let's hear what they have to say!
I don't know what you're saying!
Let me go!
You're Japanese, aren't you?
That's right!
I don't know what you're saying!
Yes?
What's going on?
I'm being handcuffed.
I'm a police officer.
Oh, hello.
You're not going to tell us what you ate there, are you?
That's terrible!
I'm being handcuffed by the police.
What? By the police?
American police?
That's not true at all!
You're like this, aren't you?
Are you paying for it?
I paid for it!
You didn't pay for it?
We're ordinary citizens!
You suddenly came and asked us to pay for it!
Why don't you get a driver's license?
What's with your attitude? Get me a driver's license!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Hey! Hey!
You took a picture of me like that?
I've got the evidence.
What evidence?
Violence against ordinary people.
Hey, wait!
Wait!
I'll do it!
You're crazy!
He's young!
He's young! What are you doing?!
You're crazy!
Hey! Go away!
Get out of my way!
Hey!
He's gone.
Let's go.
The theme of my pictures is...
In other words, beauty.
Yes, it's about beauty.
When I take pictures of scenery...
I always try to capture...
the most beautiful part of the subject matter.
I'm always trying to capture...
the most beautiful part of the subject matter.
Be confident!
The subject matter I'm most interested in right now...
is the Takahiro of the club.
In other words, me.
That's good! Be more confident!
That's good!
That's wonderful!
You shouldn't have looked like that!
Be more cheerful!
Be more wild!
You're looking good!
You're getting better and better!
Feel it! Feel it!
How is it?!
I'm lonely.
NANGETU!
It is a ultimate card game where anyone can build a giant's wealth with their luck and tactics.
Tonight, four players have gathered in Hong Kong Palace.
First, Nangetu Master, Hamada Masatoshi.
Otome no Kan, Saewataru Car, Endo Kubiko.
A gambler who throws away his wife and goes for a fight, Yuu.
A gambler who lives the opposite of a poker face and deceives his opponents with many faces, Tashiro Masashi.
From veterans to young people, there are four players with various personalities.
Who will obtain a giant's wealth and laugh in the end?
Wealth...
Welcome, everyone.
Our Hong Kong Palace...
...is filled with human desires deep in everyone's hearts.
What?!
Isn't it different from Hong Kong Palace?
Show me your desire!
And with my subordinate, Hamada-kun, show me your desire with all your might!
Now, for everyone who has gathered here tonight...
...we have prepared this product for you.
Here it is!
And tonight's eye candy is...
THIS!
- Really? - Amazing! - It's true!
Everyone, are you ready?
Then, let's start the game!
- Now, put your hands up. - Yes.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- No, you don't have to touch it. - Yes.
- Are you making fun of me? - No, I'm not.
- Tashiro-san, please go back to your seat. - No, I'll drop it myself.
- Tashiro-san, why are you so cool? - You think I'm clean?
- No, you're not clean. - Please go back to your seat!
If you cut out this part, I'll be angry.
- Yes. - Isn't he really cool?
- He's cool. - He's cool.
- He's okay.
Now, let me introduce you to the basic rules of 9-Get.
9-Get is played with 15 different colored product cards...
... 5 different colored Lupin cards...
... and 1 super Lupin card.
The game starts with getting 9 cards...
... and players collect 3 or more of the same product card and declare their opening.
The player who opens all cards fastest wins...
... and gets the same product card.
The game is played 5 times.
At the end of each game, you get the product card you were holding.
First game!
Now, the first game is about to begin.
What kind of cards do each player have?
First up is Tashiro. He has 2 Lupin cards in his hand, which is quite advantageous.
Yu already has 3 hot springs in his hand.
Endo has two cards each, and the way he uses his super alpacards holds the key.
Hamada has two pairs of hands, and he needs a lot of strategy to win.
What did he draw?
A sports car.
He just threw it away!
Yuu threw away a purikura.
You want it, don't you?
A machine.
Endo has a sports car that Tashiro threw away, but what will he do?
Will he get a promotion, or will the product catch his eye?
He threw away an earpiece.
Hamada has a diamond, but what will he do?
He threw away a candy can.
- Not yet. - Not yet.
Hey, hey, you guys are gathering something!
Let me explain "pon".
If you have two or more of the same card in your hand,
you can declare the card you threw away as "pon" and open it with your hand.
However, you cannot "pon" until the game starts and ends.
In the case of Endo's work, this applies.
Hey, for the first time...
For the first game that we've started,
let me win!
- Why? - Why is that?
If you don't do it like that...
- Right? - No.
Ah! "pon"!
Excuse me, this is "jahai".
- Please throw it away. - And...
Please throw away what you don't want.
- A candy can. - What is that?
- It's a cell phone. - Oh, Endo has reached it.
If a snowboard comes out, it's a win, but...
- Please come out! - Hamada has two snowboards.
I'm starting to understand the rules.
I'm having fun.
I'm going to throw this away.
Hamada has thrown away his furniture.
Now, Tashiro has one snowboard.
What will he do?
Oh, it moved!
- Furniture. - Furniture.
- And this is "dashite". - I see.
Will it go up?
He's using his Lupin Card fully.
In "Ninet Get", we'll see how effectively you can use this Lupin Card in the game.
Now, let me explain two ways you can use your Lupin Card.
One is "steal".
This allows you to steal another player's card with the same color Lupin Card.
Another way is "unit".
If you have two of the same card, you can use the same color Lupin Card as the third card and open it.
And this is "super Lupin Card".
Regardless of color, you can steal or unit.
It's an almighty card.
- So cool! - I'm in trouble.
- For now, let's go out of the store. - Let's go out of the store.
Now, "you" has also started moving.
Oops!
Not only do you open it, but you also put in "travel abroad".
And...
Do you also put in "sports car"?
And "steal" is...
"Chinese".
Let me explain "put" here.
Other players can put in the same card with the card they opened.
However, if you don't open it either, you can't put it in.
I don't know what to do anymore!
Come here!
- Let's give up. - Give it up! Give it up!
Now, "you" is worried, but you have too many cards with two cards.
What will you give up?
If you have something like a snowboard, you'll get angry, but how about it?
- You'll be fine, won't you? - I'll be fine.
- It looks like you're throwing away the TV.
- Oh no, now Yuu is "pon". - "Pon".
- Hurry up and do it, then. - Ah, but it's not like that...
- What is it? Yuu-san, have you already won? - No, it's not like that.
- Now, Yuu has to open the TV, give up the scooter and throw it away. - Do you have one?
- "Te". - Oh no, now Hamada is "pon"ing the scooter.
- This means that Yuu will "put" the scooter...
- In other words, if you put it on Hamada's card, you will win. - Hurry up and do it!
- Ah, that's right! - It's finally over!
- Will you win? - Huh? Wait a minute, what are you doing?
- What? - Will you win?
- No, no, what are you doing? I won't win... I won't win... - You won't win?
- Wow, me too! - Now, what will you do? If you throw away the scooter, you will win...
- Ah, what should I do with this?! - You're making fun of me, aren't you?
- No, but you can't do that... - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute...
- No! - Now, if you throw away the scooter, it's a great match, Hamada!
- Oh, it's that Lupin card! Hamada is safe! - Oh...
- Tashiro also has a lot of snowballs left... - Can you do it?
- He throws away the scooter and is safe!
- However, now Yuu has a chance of winning! - Ah!
- I'm so scared! - If you put it on with all your strength and enthusiasm, it will end like this...
- It's over? - Yuu "puts" the scooter and wins!
- I win! - Oh, oh, oh...
- I understand, Yuu-sama... - Huh?
- The first round is "onsen" and "television"... - "Television"... - "Get"!
- It's a "get". - That's great! - Thank you!
- Yuu "onsen" and "television"... - "Get"!
- Second game! - I don't want it!
- As for the second game cards...
- Yuu opens the "print club" and "bicycle"...
- Two "overseas trips"...
- Tashiro opens "girls' high school goods" and "snowballs"...
- "beach"...
- "overseas trips" come up...
- Endo opens "scooter" and "diamond"...
- "beach"...
- If you get "furniture", you win!
Hamada doesn't open. He only has two "scooters" and it's too early for him to win.
What will happen in the match?
- I think he has "reach" already. - Just kidding.
Hamada still has "furniture" from Endo's winning card...
...but he successfully throws away "furniture".
- Maybe I was wrong... - Will this prayer help him travel abroad?
It's a "scooter"! What a shame!
Hamada changed "scooter" to "ear cleaning" here.
- I did it just now... - It's here!
"scooter" and "travel abroad" are both "tashiro" winning cards!
What will he do?
"scooter" is open...
...which means "travel abroad" will appear!
If you're going up, go up!
- Here it is! - No way!
No way!
- Yes! - Yes!
- This is "travel abroad" goods!
"tashiro" "snowboard" "travel abroad" "travel abroad" goods get!
- Hamada! - Yes?
- Oh, you're angry! - What's wrong?
- Oh, Hong Kong! - Are you stupid?
Straight!
- I'll do my best next! - Yes!
Third game!
- Long! - Yes!
- My TV! - Really? - No way!
- Tashiro, the computer and the TV you were holding! - Thank you.
- And I also have a Lupin... - OK! - OK! - You also have a Lupin!
- OK!
- Let me explain about "Hong Kong Tape".
- When another player gets up...
- The player who had a Lupin Card in his hand...
- Gets off the bus of "Hong Kong Tape"...
- And has to play the next game with the same face as "Duke Hong Kong".
- Excuse me, Ms. Miyo. - Yes?
- Ah, hello!
- Ms. Endo, are you turning into a pig?
- Can you show me? - Yes, show me!
- You wanted to do it, didn't you?! - Endo, please look straight at me!
- Are you turning into a pig?
- I'm turning into a pig!
- If you were that embarrassed, you maniac wouldn't be happy about it!
- "Force Game"! - I don't like it at all!
- You're talking like a pig! Why are you happy about it?!
- It's fun!
- I did it!
- Ta-dah!
- I got the president's TV!
Endo borrows a can, Chinese food voucher, and TV!
FINAL GAME
I'm going to get this one.
Endo, who is opening a snowboard and a hot spring, is already waiting for a scooter.
Hamada, who already has three TVs, uses two Lupin cards effectively and takes a last chance.
Tashiro is like this. If you go abroad and ride a scooter, you will be rich.
Yuu is opening a bicycle and girls' school supplies, but only Lupin cards are in his hand.
It's Purikura.
Letting Yuu use a Lupin card makes Yuu rich!
Purikura is waiting for you!
He drew a TV.
A card that hasn't been on the board yet.
This is a little hard to throw away!
Kachi Kachi Kei?
What is it?
I don't know!
What is Kachi Kachi Kei?
This!
It's not Kachi Kachi Kei.
If Chuka could travel abroad or use one of her bicycles, Hamada would be rich, but how about it?
It's not coming.
Hey, Tashiro-san, where are you going?
Tashiro holds two of Endo's waiting cards.
Okay, let's play!
Oh, it looks like they're going to play.
First...
She puts a diamond...
And...
She puts a bicycle...
And she puts a hot spring...
Which means...
This is the game.
Which one of us will throw it away.
She throws one card and it's rich.
It looks like a scooter is coming out!
It's my turn!
Which one is it?
Okay!
Which one is it?
Tashiro-san is worried because neither her scooter nor her trip abroad has come out yet.
Her scooter is Endo's winning card.
On the other hand, if she goes abroad, Hamada will be rich.
If you're going up, go up!
She's going abroad!
Hamada is rich!
That was amazing!
Hamada doesn't throw a card!
What's going on?
I was wrong just now.
It's too late for you to realize it now!
I did something weird just now.
Are you okay, Yuto?
This is a painful mistake!
Now, Yuu is waiting for her scooter.
Yuu takes out her high school goods and...
It's okay, I have an idea.
What do you think of this idea?
You're going up too late!
I'll do something weird!
What are you talking about?
It's not like that.
This is it!
Endo and Tashiro are back on their scooters.
But first is Endo.
She took off her girls' high school goods.
Ah, it's a little hot!
As it is, she throws away her girls' high school goods.
Sports car! What about this?
Is it a card that's a little hard to throw away?
It's definitely the same one.
Oh, it looks like she's given up on her overseas trip!
Let's open a shop!
A shop!
I'm not opening one!
Now, this is Tashiro on his scooter.
Is it okay for me to smile?
I've already changed my plans.
Oh, it's another overseas trip!
It looks like she's calling Hamada's hand.
I shouldn't have held back.
What is it?
Did Hamada give up a little too soon?
Well, it can't be helped.
Give me one, too.
There's another one here, too.
Oh, he drew a Chinese card!
That's good!
Now, Hamada is in good shape.
If he gets a sports car or a bicycle,
he'll make it a lupin card and make it a unit and go up!
He throws away his computer card and has a big chance of double reaching!
Now, it's from here.
Please show me.
Oh, he cut off his bicycle!
Now it's just a sports car,
but it's still a reach!
Now, except for you,
everyone has a reach!
I can do a lot of things, but...
I'm scared!
No, I'm definitely scared of this.
It seems like Yuu thinks that Hamada's winning card is Chinese.
Right?
That's right...
If I had cut this one and done that one, it would have been like that.
It seems like Hamada has realized that he should have thrown away his computer by now.
Endo cut Chinese with all his might!
Now, if he pulls a sports car, it's a win!
Ear cleaning! What a shame!
The scooter city continues. What did he pull?
Oh, it's a sports car!
It's Hamada's winning card!
Go!
Why? Why did it suddenly go like that?
Wasn't it aligned?!
He made a lot of mistakes along the way, but in the end...
Hamada gets the final game!
It's a sports car!
My TV!
I got it!
In the end, Hamada gets a TV, Chinese food, and a sports car.
Tashiro gets a snowboard set, a computer, and girls' school supplies.
Yuu gets a hot spring accommodation.
Endo gets a TV from Hamada and only Chinese food.
Um, Duke!
Hamada!
Yes!
I'm glad.
Thank you!
Well, everyone...
Yes!
Please come back again!
Goodbye!
Thank you very much!
Come back again!
Oh, Chinese food!
That Lizard Is Not A Pet
Oh, I see.
I see.
Well, now I know that lizard is not a pet.
Hey, George!
Yes?
That lizard is not a pet.
What? It's not a pet?
What should we do?
Hey, Nemitsu.
We didn't call you for anything else.
We called you because we have a favor to ask you.
Right?
Yes.
Our George really likes that lizard and wants to live with it.
But, you know...
Masa really likes lizards.
Masa...
That's a problem.
Of course, even if it's not a pet...
Of course, we're not asking you for it for free.
If you think about it and give it to us for free...
We'd like to give you the one million yen each.
It's not about money, is it?
I see.
So, you're saying that lizards can breathe outside air?
Yes.
Then, it's fine, right?
Yes.
It's coming.
Mitsuko, come out.
Yes.
Hurry up and do it.
Hello.
This way.
Welcome.
Hello.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's not about money, is it?
Right?
That's right.
It's fine.
Why is he coming?
It's fine.
Hello.
Welcome.
Hello.
Masa, please come in.
Please come in.
It's fine.
Ask him from a distance.
Masa, you sit there.
Excuse me.
Do you want something?
It's fluffy.
It's amazing.
It's fluffy.
This is rich.
Actually, I have a favor to ask you.
What is it?
I want you to give me your lizard.
No, I can't.
Can you give it to me?
No, I can't.
Masa, wait a minute.
It's not like that.
The way of thinking and ideas are different.
Ideas are different?
Dimensions are different.
What do you mean?
I don't ask you to give it to me.
I see.
It's not a pet, is it?
That's right.
My boss likes you very much and wants to live with you.
Would you like to live with me?
No, I can't.
Can you give it to me?
Well...
Everyone loves you very much.
Please ask him about you.
That's right.
How about lending me your lizard for one day?
I said no!
If you like it...
I said no!
Masa!
Well...
I said lend me your lizard for one day!
Masa!
Masa, stop it.
Then...
Stop it now, Masa.
Lend me your lizard for one day!
That's not right!
That's right.
Then...
Would you like to stay with me for one night?
That's right.
We'll have a good time.
Stop it!
If you like it, let's live together.
If you like it...
Well...
I don't like it.
Well...
I have a job.
Well...
You know...
The strip theater.
But I heard you work there as a debt collector.
Well...
That's right.
I have a good idea.
If you stay with me...
Yes.
Even if we borrow your debt...
We think it's okay.
Well...
That's...
What do you think?
Thank you for telling me...
But...
Right?
Well...
But...
I'm not...
Well...
How can I say?
First of all...
Masa...
He doesn't like it.
Yes.
Then...
Wait a minute.
Speaking of which...
If you like it...
Mr. Lizard...
Would you like to stay here?
Well...
Masa...
Even if you like it...
Right?
Don't say it.
What are you talking about?
I'll give you this.
Just for one day!
Goodbye, Mr. Lizard!
I have to go home.
Hurry up!
Thank you!
You don't have to go home!
It's yours!
Thank you!
You're rich!
Come on, George!
It's yours!
Yeah! Yeah!
Lizard! Do the lizard dance!
No, it's fine.
Do it!
Huh?
Do the lizard dance!
It's the lizard dance!
Play with it again!
It's amazing!
It hurts! It hurts!
Yeah! Yeah!
Do the lizard dance more!
Hey, I wonder if we can play better with that lizard.
That's right.
Then this week, the whole family will see the lizard's ass hole!
That's good!
Hey, don't touch me!
Do you want me to touch you?
No!
Hey, look at you!
Do you want me to touch you?
No!
Hey, that's amazing!
Hey, show it to me!
Hey, the lizard is happy!
Do you want me to touch you?
Hey, me too!
Hey, touch me!
Hey, you look like you're having fun!
Yeah! Yeah!
How is it, lizard?
Lizard!
Are you watching me?
Are you watching me, lizard?
I'm watching you!
I'm going to bite you!
Hey, do the lizard dance!
Play with it again!
Hey, do it! Do it!
Keep it up! Keep it up! Keep it up!
Alright!
Alright! Alright!
Good! Good!
Keep it up!
One more!
Three more!
Go! Go! Go!
Alright!
Thank you!
I did it!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
You're using your useless stamina.
You can do it! You can do it!
Alright, let's go!
You can do it! You can do it!
Alright!
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