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Tonight's game is kawaii dama bowling.
The game employs all types of weird objects as the bowling ball.
Honky-monky baby bowling.
Make sure you stay in your own lane or you'll lose points.
JPCA fits best for you.
Striking!
With a shot, nice bowling!
Yo, Paul, get 'em!
What are you watching right there?
I'll go first, but first...
Yes, yes, yes!
The east corner!
Now, teacher!
Let's do the east corner with a monocore!
See you later!
Thank you.
This is good, isn't it?
This is good.
It's easy to do.
Now, then, first round!
Bring it on!
East! East! East!
Come on, come on, come on!
Damn it!
It's not slippery, but it's slippery.
Now, then!
Who will be next?
Ryoko, will you go?
Yes!
Ryoko!
Let's do it like this!
Isn't it like this?
It's not a stop.
Is it this way?
Thank you!
Come on!
Come on, stand up and go!
Now, let's see the score!
The score is as follows!
This is delicious, isn't it?
Oh, this is good.
All right, let's go!
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It's good, it's good, it's good!
All right!
Now, let's see the score!
70!
70! 70!
All right!
Well, then, it's OK!
OK!
What is it?
Eh, is it a fake or a real one?
Eh, it's a real one!
Real one! All right!
Now, the real one is...
This ball!
It's good, it's good!
You should go all out!
Kanan! Kanan!
Do it like "zakakaka"!
Ah, don't open the path!
All right, let's go!
All right!
All right, let's go!
Let's go!
I'll go with this one!
What's with you?!
Hey! Isn't it good when you guys do it?!
It's good!
Come here!
Eh?
Now, let's see the score!
Ready!
Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
This is what I've decided to do!
Let's do it!
The first prize is...
Please look forward!
I'll give you 10 points for this one.
The prize is...
A raw neck!
Here we go!
But since it has a collar, it doesn't bend yet.
And it's easy to hold.
The score is...
Minus four points!
Only Ryoko can break it.
This is...
She did it!
Here it is!
This is the Dragon Ball!
Good, good!
Billiards Ball, 100 points!
But if you go this way, you can only go this way.
Let's go in the middle.
Alright, let's go!
Go, go!
This is...
What should we do?
Oh, I got it!
We should...
We should throw this and use it later.
Yes, yes, yes.
Clever!
You... you... you are clever.
Who is clever?
You are clever, brother.
Here we go!
Yahoo!
Go!
Is it OK?
It's heavy.
Is it OK?
Cut it out! Cut it out!
It's not funny as a match.
With this, both sides will be cut off.
Who did it?
Cut it out!
It's not funny as a match.
Cut it out! Cut it out!
This is my ball!
It's not funny as a match.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
Ready!
It's not funny as a match. Let's stop and watch.
Here you go!
This is my ball!
I'm not afraid of you.
You do it.
What are you doing?
I'm not afraid of you.
Get out of my way.
What are you doing?
Let's go!
You guys, really!
Are you ready?
Go!
What is it?
That is...
Go!
The ball of the east is...
Go!
Don't push me.
Go!
It's heavy.
Do you want me to knock it down?
Can you do it?
Let's go!
Go!
The goal is...
Go!
The second goal is...
Can we get this one too?
High-class fog dance.
I pulled it out with my cheekbones and closed it.
Let's go!
Hot!
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
Just a little more!
Up, up, up!
Alright! This is the ball!
Hey!
Hello!
You can't hit me like that!
Let's go!
Ready!
Let's see the score!
Yes!
Captain, right?
Yes.
The ball is this!
A small bubble weighing 100 kilograms!
You have to catch it properly!
It doesn't slide!
It's better to play like this!
Like this?
Like this is best!
Do your best again!
Now, let's see the final result!
Team White wins!
We've become a new team and we've won many times in our life!
Wow!
Well, it's a battle, isn't it?
I couldn't stand it anymore!
This week, Team White wins!
That's all for Team White!
Team White wins!
Newspaper, give me two yen!
We lost!
Newspaper, give me two yen!
We lost!
Newspaper, give me two yen!
We lost!
Does anyone want it?
We lost!
Newspaper, give me two yen!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
Newspaper, give me two yen!
Brother...
Yes?
Nobody will buy yesterday's newspaper.
You're stupid, aren't you?
Hey, you!
What are you doing?
You're stupid, aren't you?
Yes, this way, please.
Is it dark?
Please be careful.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Excuse me. Do you want it?
Are you stupid?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't underestimate wrestlers.
Didn't you do yoga today?
Yoga, yoga.
Didn't you do yoga on your day off?
Yes, I did. Did you go, too?
It was my first time, so I didn't know much about it.
You're pathetic.
You remember your body, don't you?
Don't you remember me?
Tsujiya.
Tsuji Takeshiya.
Tsuji Takeshiya...
Don't you remember me?
I'm sorry.
Get out of my way!
One, two, three...
Tsujiya!
You lost, Tsujiya!
I'm sorry.
You're pathetic. Sit down.
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
I've been watching you.
You didn't look in the ring for five minutes.
You've been eating senbei downstairs.
You've been eating senbei while I was doing elbows and stomping.
I'm sorry.
You've been eating bakaage.
Bakaage is senbei.
Oh, is bakaage senbei?
Don't you know bakaage?
I've never heard of it.
You have bakaage in your hands, but which one is the ring?
Don't underestimate pro wrestling!
Take-chan.
What are you doing?
I've seen this person before.
What was it?
The person who appeared in "Magic Lamp"
That's enough.
I do that kind of work sometimes, so that's enough.
Are you appearing in a variety show, Dick?
That's enough.
Are you different from a professional wrestler?
Accept it, Take-chan. That's enough.
That's enough.
You don't watch our matches at all.
You don't watch either of our movies.
I'm sorry.
Take-chan, there are people like that.
You can say you like me or you hate me.
Everyone doesn't like professional wrestling.
Take-chan, people who don't know that don't know.
I'm sorry.
Take-chan, let's go.
You can't go.
Take-chan, this place doesn't suit you.
Take-chan, it doesn't suit you.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going home.
I'm not going home, even if it's about Dick.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
It's nothing.
Take-chan, you're a professional wrestler.
You're an honest person.
I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
What do you want to do, Take-chan?
It can't be helped.
Let me do it for you.
I'm sorry.
This is what professional wrestling is like.
Can't you feel a little bit of the strictness of professional wrestling?
Can we talk?
This won't be for real.
This won't be for a million yen.
A million yen?
Don't have sex without love.
That's enough, Take-chan!
You can't do that!
That's sexual harassment.
Let me do it for you.
Tsujimanji.
It's Tsujimanji.
Do you know Tsujimanji?
I'll stop you right away.
I'm watching you.
A professional is watching you.
Are you okay?
I'll show you what a professional is like.
Let's go.
Go.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Yes, boy!
Sujiman!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Doyadick!
You can't laugh, can you?
I can't laugh!
You can't laugh, can you?
I can't laugh!
Can you still laugh?
It's a harsh world, isn't it?
Doyadick!
That's enough! That's enough!
That's enough!
I'm sorry.
It was painful, wasn't it?
Just a little.
You understand now, don't you?
I'm sorry.
Be serious about this.
I understand. I understand.
Don't underestimate me.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
Come back and see me again!
I'm sorry!
I've decided to cut myself short.
You've been cutting yourself a lot.
It's hard for other women to cut themselves.
I'm in trouble.
But I'm happy to be God.
Of course.
Even if I were born as a woman, I'd choose myself.
Well, if I had a problem with cutting myself, I'd drink.
But it's okay.
I think I'll quit drinking on this occasion.
Really?
Of course.
Well, if I start taking care of my health, I'll end up as a man too.
Next patient, please come in!
How are you? Are you okay?
This way, please.
How are you feeling?
I think I have a fever.
I think it's because of the wind.
Oh, I see.
I understand.
Then I'll put your fever medicine here.
Oh, I see.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Doctor! The patient is here!
Welcome! I'm Margaret Cutler, doctor of windows.
It's been a while since I've been in a fashionable relationship.
What's the reason for Marcia's existence?
It's a little hot in the wind.
Hot in the wind...
It's not like it's hot in the wind, it's like I'm in love with someone other than my wife.
I'm measuring your fever.
Now, how hot is your fever?
Please write it on a piece of paper and a clip.
Two-sixths.
What?
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes.
Please apologize.
To the doctor.
Why?
I'm sorry, really. Please apologize.
No, no, why?
Please.
You went out to get something, didn't you?
No, I didn't. Please apologize.
Please apologize. I'm sorry. Please.
I don't want you to apologize...
Please apologize.
Why do you want me to apologize?
Please apologize.
Don't you think so?
Mo-e-ne-ya?
If you understand me...
Mo-e-ne-ya?
Welcome to Nagashisome-shi!
You know...
I don't know, but when I go out...
I get asked a lot of questions.
Just now, my parents asked me out.
My mother knows me well...
but my mother doesn't know me well.
My mother said...
Look! It's Sanshi! Sanshi!
My mother said...
You don't know me! You go out a lot, don't you?
When do you go out?
You go out a lot at night, don't you?
She said it like I was a monster!
I'm sorry.
Why?
I'm sorry, please.
Just one more time.
Just one more time, please.
I'm sorry, but...
Please.
I'm sorry.
Mo-e-ne-ya?
Apples and silk...
Mo-e-ne-ya?
Now, after the commercial...
If I lose the game against Hayashiba Naoko...
I'll be so embarrassed!
Samba-shi?
It's finally getting serious!
And now we present to you a most enthusiastic show which has never been seen before!
The most brutal, the toughest guys battle to choose the most powerful nipples in the world!
It's...
The Chikkun Victory Show!
And introducing our hosts, Mr. Hamada and Mr. Matsumoto!
[applause and cheers]
Today's "chiku bikkuri" show is...
[laughter]
Remember this!
[laughter]
Stand up and don't read it!
[laughter]
Today's "chiku bikkuri" show is...
We'll use our nipples to surprise you!
I see, I see.
The judges are our guests, so...
How many people are here? A hundred?
If you're surprised, please press the button.
[laughter]
The winner will receive 100,000 yen.
That's right.
[applause and cheers]
The winner will be called "iketeru".
[laughter]
Now, then...
Before we get started...
We'll perform a "chiku bikkuri" show...
[laughter]
In accordance with the "chiku bikkuri" show...
We'll perform a "chiku bikkuri" show.
Everyone, please pay attention to the "chiku bikkuri" show.
It's starting now.
"Chiku bikkuri"...
[humming]
What the hell is that?
Thank you very much.
I was asked to do it, so I did it.
First of all, entry number one is this person!
Here you go!
Hello! I'm Kindo-san, nice to meet you!
Kindo-san! You have such a serious face!
Yes!
Why do you have such a face again?
I'm excited!
Now, let's see your nipples!
This is...
Kindo-san, you have better nipples than I thought!
Is this a good nipple?
It's a good nipple, isn't it?
I think it's pretty for your age.
Now, what is this about?
It's a walk with a dog.
A walk with a dog?!
Jim, come on! Come on!
Is this your dog?
Yes.
It's my pleasure to go for a walk like this every morning.
Now, entry number one, Sakura Kinzo! A walk with a dog!
Jim... OK... Jim...
Now, let's start!
Jim, come back!
Well, let's go!
Surprised people, switch...
...on!
This is great!
This is...
I'm going to leave in one fell swoop!
Let's go!
Entry number two is this person!
I think that was amazing.
I thought you were pretty good, but I'm still a kid.
You're still young!
Don't say that!
Are you going to cut it?
Alright, let's see.
I'll do it! I'll do my best!
Alright, open!
Today, while riding my bike, I'm going to use my nipples to say "chirin chirin".
This is also high-tech.
This is...
But if you succeed in this, it's definitely safe, right?
Well, I guess you could say that, but...
Ah, you did it!
You did it just now!
I didn't! I didn't!
You... you're so lame!
I didn't!
Bicycle, "chirin chirin", go ahead!
Here I go!
Do your best!
Hey!
I can't accept it.
Well, I'm very interested in it.
Do your best!
But, entry number three is this man!
Now, please do your best.
- Why are you laughing? - No, I wasn't laughing at all.
- You're laughing now, aren't you? - No, I'm not.
- What's going on here? - Stop with this color!
It's dirty.
- Now, then, your nipples... - Yes?
Open!
Huh? What are you doing with your nipples?
This is already rehearsal.
Now, what kind of surprise?
Um... I'll play with my nipples.
Yes?
Play with me!
- Oh, you have a lot of clothes. - Yes, I do.
- Isn't it good? - Yes.
You've gone really far, Kanda-san!
- You've gone really far! - I think it's because I've gone this far.
- Excuse me for a moment. - Yes?
- Please don't pull it yet, okay? - Yes.
- Along with my shouting... - Oh, there was something like this in the past.
You know, I used to do this a lot in the past, but I can't do it now.
- Now, then... - Now, then...
Kanda-san, one, two...
Everyone looked at me, but they didn't look at your nipples at all!
Now, everyone...
Are you ready?
Those of you who are surprised...
- Are you surprised? - Set...
On!
Good!
50 points is over!
- Well, Kanna-san... - Yes?
- This is terrible! - Terrible!
Well, well, but you've worked hard enough to shed blood!
- For now, please sit over there and wait. - Thank you!
I see...
Let's go! Entry number four is this person!
Entry number five is this person!
He's fast!
From here to there, he's fast!
Now, open your nipples!
You too, come out!
That's amazing! It's like you're buried in a mountain!
Are you okay now?!
It's okay.
What kind of surprise is it today?
Today, I'm going to use my nipples to open this.
I don't usually use my hands like this.
With your nipples...
It's like this, right?
You can do it!
That's not good!
That's not good.
This one too...
With your nipples...
I'm going to open it.
Like this, right?
One more, please!
It's like this.
I couldn't help it!
You were surprised, weren't you?!
When you open something like this...
Yes!
It's like you're drinking beer!
This is amazing, Itano-san!
- How is it? - How is it?
- Oh, no! - You're just about to get dirty!
Let's go! Surprising Sagata, switch on!
Here we go!
Please have a seat over there for now.
Thank you!
Now, everyone, it's finally time for the last person!
Entry number 5 is this person!
- You're a bird! - Yes!
Today, I'll show you who's the real Chikubi Man!
- I didn't want to say this, but... - Shut up!
- It's okay, it's okay. - I didn't want to say this, but...
I'm a steel Chikubi!
Chikubi, open!
Chikubi Man
Oh, sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
- Look! It's Tecchan's picture! - Yes! Thank you!
- Now, what surprise will you show us? - I'll show you Chikubi Man!
- Chikubi Man?! - Yes!
Chikubi...
- Yes! Thank you! - That's...
That's enough!
- Is that a Chikubi?! - Yes, it's a Chikubi!
Of course it's a Chikubi!
Sorry! One more time! Sorry! One more time!
- No more! - Please calm down and do it!
This is only the beginning.
Yes, this is only the beginning.
This is not all.
There is one more technique.
Yes.
Chikubi Senpukizome.
Yes.
I don't do anything weak or mediocre.
Weak.
Medium.
Today...
I see.
Yes.
Don't skip Chikubi!
Yes.
Here I go!
Blink!
I can't stop!
Wonderful.
I was surprised too!
Right?
It's like I'm holding that Senpugyo in my arms.
Yes.
Now, let's go, everyone!
Switch on for surprise!
It's alright.
Now, will it be enough for Itao Itsuji?
Wonderful!
69 points!
Wow!
You did your best, though!
It was pretty good, wasn't it?
That was...
So, the winner of 91 points is...
Itao Itsuji!
Everyone did their best, but the winner is Itao Itsuji!
That's all for today's "Chiku Bikkuri Show"!
You live in three different stations, don't you?
OK, everyone in front of the TV, are you ready for the video?
OK, let's get started.
While releasing countless hit songs, we have never performed on TV or done any live activities.
The phantom band is...
...the two of Reel!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
How do you feel about appearing for the first time in a TV show?
Well, I'm a little nervous.
How is it?
Well, you know, I have a fever.
But if I don't have a fever, I don't think the wind can beat rock.
Is there a reason you didn't even do live activities?
Well...
How is it?
Well, if I didn't have a fever...
...I'd say, "Don't mess with me, you idiots!"
Huh?
This is...
Huh?
Is it coming down?
What is it?
Huh?
Is it cold?
This...
Is this a costume?
Ah, but if you don't have a fever...
...I don't think you'd be wearing pajamas if you didn't catch a cold.
It's about time for you to sing...
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
You're worried, aren't you?
I'm worried!
Well, you know...
If the song starts, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Well, it's about time for you to perform.
Are you okay?
Do your best!
Huh?
Are you okay?
Koji...
TV, TV...
Are you okay?
Can you change the order?
Maybe we should sing?
If you don't have a fever...
...I'd say, "Do it in order."
But I'm telling you it's okay.
Yes.
If the song starts...
That's right.
If the song starts...
...it doesn't matter.
What was the song again?
Um... "High Tension Love."
Ah, I see!
Then...
TV...
...for the first time...
...the two of you will sing!
"High Tension Love"!
"High Tension Love" is now available on iTunes, Amazon Music and Google Play!
For now...
Let's go!
What the hell?!
Don't underestimate me!
That's why I told you!
Don't underestimate me.
You bastard!
Don't underestimate me, you bastard!
Go home!
Yes, sir.
Smoking is really tough.
It's sour.
Where is it?
It's over there!
It's dangerous!
It's you!
It's over there!
It's dangerous!
It's over there!
It's you!
Shut up!
It's hard!
Hard!
If only she didn't haveauf wastewater treatment facilities.
This program is highly sensitive.
Kobayashi Seijaku, G.m.G and Goranoff sponsored the show.