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Tonight's game is Hyakkyu-Hyakkyu!
Choose a number between one to hundred, swing the bid back, and see who gets the finest set number!
It's monkey style baseball!
The more points, the more bases you run, or until you're out, you have to pay Google or Twitter or call us!
Hyakkyu-Hyakkyu!
As things will be changing, prepare for new challenges!
Pause video!
And tonight's team winner is...
Hyakkyu-Hyakkyu!
Everyone, as you know, from today onward, the members have also changed!
We did it!
This time, only the captain won.
That's right!
Well, you know, for half a year now...
We're a cool, not-cool team.
Hey, you...
What's wrong with you?
That's what we were doing!
Hey, hey, hey!
Anyway, if you ask me why I didn't win, it's because of this!
The reason is...
That's right! That's why...
These three are...
Super cool!
So, this time, we're a cool, not-cool team?
Hey, you cool, not-cool team!
We're super cool!
What are you saying?
Now, is it okay?
Today, we'll explain the rules.
From now on...
There's a special bat.
In it, there's a ball with numbers from one to a hundred written on it.
If you swing it, a hundred balls will come flying out of it.
Before you hit it, if you say, "Number three!" and swing it,
you'll have to look for that number three ball.
Until you find it, you'll have to spin this diamond around forever.
As soon as you hit the home, you'll add one point.
How many points will you get?
If the defender finds the ball and touches it, you'll be out.
This is cool.
If you touch a different ball, you'll be dismissed.
Is it okay?
The super cool number is a number!
It's not like that!
Super cool number is a number!
Each team, one person each, will do a one-out switch and do it four times in total.
Okay.
Only in the final round, you'll get two hundred balls.
Team Matsumoto will go first!
Okay!
Team Matsumoto!
One, two...
Let's go!
No. 71!
[A new history of Aoki's team]
[Aoki's team has overcome all kinds of obstacles]
[But finally...!]
[Aoki's team wins!]
[The winner is Aoki's team!]
[The first match is over!]
[Aoki's team wins the first match!]
[However, the second match is more exciting!]
[Aoki's team wins the second match!]
- Out!
[Aoki's team wins the first match!]
- Team Aoki and Aoki's team have the same score of...
- How many points?!
- 5 points!
What is it?
One, two, you!
What number did you choose?
Number sixty-eight!
Let's go!
Bravo!
Number sixty-eight!
Now, what score did Team Hamada get?
Number sixty-eight!
Team leader!
Team leader again!
Number sixty-eight!
Now! What number is it?
Umm...
Ninety-one!
Let's go!
How many points will you give me?
I'll do it for you.
One, two...
Here you are!
Thank you!
What's your number?
Sixty-nine!
You're good!
Well, then...
Let's do it!
Thank you!
Sixty-nine!
Thank you!
I'm sure you'll catch up.
Even if you chase me, I'll never catch up!
Now, how many points does the team still have?!
Three points!
Same points! Same points!
Same points!
You can do it! You can do it!
Ryoko!
You can do it! You can do it!
Ryoko, how many points?
Eighty-six!
Eighty-six?!
Eighty-six!
Speak clearly, you!
Eighty-six!
Ryoko, come out of the batter-box.
I'm sorry!
Batter-box!
Hurry up!
Behind you! Behind you!
K-1?!
Mini-K-1!
Go for it!
Ryoko!
All right! Go for it!
Me!
Go for it!
Eighty-six!
Out!
You did it!
You're amazing!
I... I didn't know I'd make it this far...
Eighty-six!
You're amazing!
Now, how many points does the team still have?!
All right!
It's really hot in here!
The weather's not good after all.
It's not good!
But you said you got a taste of it once, right?!
I did!
What about you, Shinba?!
No, I didn't.
You didn't?!
Gotsui! You've been replaced!
One, two...
Oh my god!
This program is brought to you by T&G, Nisshin Foods, and Kobayashi Pharmaceutical.
Let's do it!
Which number is Mr. Amadan?
Number 63!
Let's do it!
(Music)
Number 63, Alto!
(Applause and cheers)
(Speaks Japanese)
Yes!
The last number is 210!
Yes!
Now, Mr. Honmai!
Number?
Six!
What?
Hit it!
Yes!
Out!
Number 6 is out!
Let's see how many points he got!
5 points!
I'm the first one to get this.
It's hard to say.
You're a tough guy.
You're annoying!
You're no fun when you're on my team!
You're better than me.
You're a hard worker.
What's up with you?
You're a tough guy! You're winning!
We've already got 3 points.
It's time for us to say goodbye.
That's right.
Do your best and look for it!
Pick it up!
There are 200 machines.
Mr. Higashino!
Yes!
What's your number?
111!
Let's go!
Pride!
That's all!
Ah! Dismissed!
By the way, how many points does Team Amara have?
Team Amara wins!
I won! I won!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Because I'm really...
Where are you going?!
Far away! Far away!
Far away and dance!
Why?
I really grabbed it and it became like this!
I couldn't see it!
I couldn't see it and I really couldn't do anything about it!
I couldn't do anything about it!
And you grabbed it really hard!
Wow, it's been a while!
I really think it's a win!
It's an extension!
Wait a minute, what do you mean "it's been a while"?
You can say it! You can say it!
It's been six months since I've danced my chest like this!
It's been a while since I've danced my chest like this!
I finally remembered!
You're not cool at all!
I'm now in Stuttgart, Germany.
I'm on a Mercedes-Benz test course.
Actually, in this cantonment,
the latest model of the '97 Benz is being tested.
According to rumors,
this Benz is being fully remodeled from its original shape.
Please watch the world's first video of the latest Benz.
Come on, come on!
Hurry up!
Wait there!
Go around!
Stop!
Okay, okay.
Well then, I'll run the test now.
So, wait for yesterday's time.
Okay?
Okay, let's go!
OK, let's go!
No, no, no! Come back! Come back!
Come back! Come back!
OK, OK, OK.
No, you have to look left and right before you go!
Yeah, "maybe" driving.
A child may come out.
A bicycle may jump out.
"Maybe" driving.
Look left and right carefully.
"Probably" driving is the worst.
Yeah, "probably" will be fine.
It won't jump out.
"Probably" driving is the worst.
OK, let's go.
Look left and right.
OK, look left and right.
Look carefully.
Yeah, "probably" driving.
OK, let's go! Ready, go!
OK, you did well yesterday.
You did well yesterday.
It's raining! It's raining!
It's raining!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's wait for a while.
Let's wait.
OK, it's OK. I called you!
I don't have time! I don't have time!
Get out of my sight!
I don't have time!
OK OK OK.
Let's go.
Let's eat.
OK.
Wait! Wait!
I don't know if you'll sing it or not.
Alright, alright, alright.
We're about to land in Japan.
Alright, alright, alright.
There's also a red one.
Good evening. It's a bad day on a Sunday.
Fuji TV's new show is complete.
All we have to do is move.
New show. I'm not going.
Anyway, this is the first incident.
According to the newspaper,
East Koji seems to have taken an interest in Chima, which is expanding its forces by leveling up Shibuya city, such as hunting and blackmailing.
Did you go?
Yes, I went.
It must have been hard.
It's a very hard day.
According to rumors, teamers are a group of fear.
But what kind of group are they really?
Speaking of teamers, here they are.
They are in the center of the field.
Is there a teamer in the corner?
With determination, Koichi Shigashi walks into the center and...
He spots a teamer, Speed.
He gets scared and approaches Speed.
Suddenly, Speed...
Stares at them.
When I told them about the situation...
The teamer was kind enough to let me in for one day.
And they even gave me a teamer look.
I changed my clothes and we all took a commemorative photo.
And the teamer just runs.
When he hears that there is a beautiful woman in the west...
He runs.
And he gets the woman.
In cool game terms, "ocketing" means "okay".
"Ocketing".
And when he hears that there is a rival teamer in the east, "mad warriors"...
He runs.
And they fight.
And when he hears that there is an old man in the south in trouble...
He runs!
And he helps!
After such a fun time, it was finally time to say goodbye...
And N sent me home.
My family and I talked a lot with N.
It was a short time for a teamer to come in for one day...
But in conclusion, a teamer is actually a kind- hearted group.
That is all!
Thank you very much!
I don't know what's going on, but I guess it's fine like this in Japan.
Well, anyway, it's a commercial.
Let's say the leader's subordinates are in the city.
Can you hit me hard?
What kind of sound do you want?
Three shots.
Hit me with three shots.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Okay, okay.
The script only says one shot.
No, no, no.
Can you say the line while hitting me with three shots?
Okay, one more time.
Okay, one, two, okay!
What was the line?
What was it?
Oh, come on!
Spit it out!
Where do you think you're going?
Okay, one more time!
Do it properly!
Okay, three shots.
Okay, one more time!
Ouch, ouch!
Okay, okay!
Spit it out!
Where do you think you're going?
Your face, your face!
Your face looks like it's about to break!
Hit me one more time!
Spit it out!
Spit it out, you big mouth!
Ouch!
Let's go like that.
Let's go like that!
Thank you!
Okay, okay.
Mr. Kamei, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready!
Okay! Mr. Shomei, you're ready, too, right?
Yes, yes.
Mr. Onkobu!
Good morning, good morning.
Mr. Kamei, I'm sorry.
I'm shooting in general, so I'd like you to roll over and...
Roll over and...
Yes, yes, yes.
Roll over and...
I remember it now, but the friend of Hiromi Oka who's aiming for the ace is you, right?
Yes.
But it doesn't matter.
If you say it doesn't matter, I can't say anything back.
But you're doing your best, so...
Yes!
Roll over and...
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yes.
Thank you!
Okay!
72!
Cut one!
Okay!
Start!
How dare you!
Where the hell did Otsuru go for a revolution?!
You should know!
Otsuru is a woman who...
You should know!
You really don't know, do you?
Cut!
You don't know, do you?
Cut!
You don't know, do you?
No, Mr. Kaga.
Yes.
It's a line, you know.
Yes, you don't know, do you?
When you say you don't know, you really don't know, do you?
Yes.
When you say you really want to say it, you were avoiding it when you were a professional baseball player, right?
Yes.
Baseball player?
But you're doing your best, so...
Yes!
When you buy electronics, you can have it.
Yes!
Please!
I know.
During the show...
I know, I know, I know.
Please!
Let's go!
Please!
72!
Okay!
Start!
Where the hell is the ball?
I know!
The ball...
Cut!
Mr. Kaga!
You made me do this!
Well...
It's supposed to be in your mouth, right?
How could you say "it's supposed to be in my mouth"?
You put it in my mouth!
If you put it in my mouth, I won't speak!
Yes, yes.
If you put it in my mouth, I won't speak!
Because you wanted to steal his voice, didn't you?
I wanted to steal it!
But you...
But he's doing his best, so...
Here you go. "Rigia Badge".
Are you there? Take a break!
Excuse me! We're taking a break!
That's weird.
We're taking a break!
We'll be back later!
I don't know what's going on with him.
But they're all doing their best, so...
Here you go. "Print Club" where no one is shown.
Rigia Badge
I used to live in this park.
According to the newspaper, it seems that Takahiro Kurano has been to the sm club, which has caused a third-world boom in the wind farm industry and has affected celebrities and talent bodies, for a day.
I'd like to go there once.
Once? I'd like to go there five or six times.
Then, Kurano-kun, good luck.
You're cold.
You have a bad temper.
I've been to the wind farm industry's Mecca, Shinjuku is a part of Kabuki-cho, and entering this alleyway, which is a bit inside, there is a street with few people.
What?!
There is a street with few people...
Yes, yes, yes.
Entering there, there is a part of mansion, and there is a shop called sm club reiga.
First of all, I, Fantis-chan, have been here for five minutes.
This slender queen, powerful queen, bust-eighty- eight c-cup, waist-fifty-eight, hip-ninety-nine, hot-headed queen...
Speak with your own words!
These are my words!
Hot-headed queen...
You don't say such things!
Hot-headed queen...
I've been in this world for a long time, too.
When I say "good morning", it's not "reiga", but "hot- headed queen" all of a sudden.
After that...
Wow, I'm so cool!
I've been stepped on!
After that...
Wow, this lady...
Ah, lady...
You've been calling me 'lady' for a while now!
When I say this, I get beaten up more and more.
Next up is hot-headed queen, powerful queen...
Next up is slender queen, hot-headed queen...
After being beaten up by me, she's got her collar out and out...
After that...
This is a new material play.
This is...
- Because it hurts... - Because it hurts...
If you're being beaten up, you'll get beaten up!
- Ah, you're thinking about it... - This is a special feature of hot-headed queen.
You can use it about 5 minutes before you get beaten up.
Candle...
With this, this lady will...
Like this, she'll come up to me and...
It's hot, it's hot!
Are you hot or what?!
And I'll say, "You're a drooling ball!"
I'll say, "You're a drooling ball!"
And I'll shut up my mouth saying "it's hot", right?
And I'll shut up and play "one-one"!
Play "one-one"!
Furthermore...
I uglier than "one-one"
How is it?!
In the end, I said "one-one" and Monate won!
Glarner-kun, I heard it's a lot of fun...
This...
If you get used to it, it'll make you feel good.
Well, you know, I was in this screening play...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
...and I was so embarrassed that I went "koyeccha", you know.
Oh, really?
I went all out for this interview.
Oh, well, I don't know about you, but...
You don't know? Let's do it together next time.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
You're welcome.
Alright, commercial break!
- Would you like a snack? - No, I can not.
- You, you, you! - From above, from above!
- Is it heavy? - Yes, it's heavy.
- It's heavy. - Yes, it's heavy.
- Excuse me! - Yes?
- Thank you very much. - Yes, it was fun.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Yes, yes. - Thank you very much.
- 52,000 yen!? - Yes.
- 52,000 yen!? You just got in Missouri, why 52,000 yen!?
- I'm sorry... - Hey, what's 52,000 yen!?
- It's a lottery ticket. - Are you stupid!?
- Well, it's a fixed price. - A fixed price!?
- It's a lottery ticket, it's a lottery ticket! Can you pay for it!?
- Let's go. - Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Are you stupid!? - Excuse me!
- What's up?
- Excuse me, sir, but I can't pay for it.
- Excuse me! - Yes?
- What are you doing? - Well, I can't pay for it.
- Hey, you! - Yes?
- Have fun and pay for it! - Yes, I will.
- But... - Yes?
- You think it's a lottery ticket, don't you? - Whiskey?
- What's a lottery ticket? - 52,000 yen for whiskey!
- 52,000 yen!? - Yes.
- What are you doing!? - You can't pay for it!
- What's wrong with you!? - You can't pay for it!
- I can't pay for it!
- Hey!
- You're ridiculous!
- Pay for it! You can go home!
- What are you talking about!?
- Are you done?
- Wait a minute!
- Get out of the way!
- Are you going to embarrass me?
- You're asking me for a favor and I don't know what you're talking about.
- I'm not asking you for a favor!
- You're asking me for a favor and I don't know what you're talking about.
- What are you doing!?
- Don't you think I'm ridiculous!?
- I'm sorry. I was in a hurry.
- Get out of the way!
- I'm sorry. - No, no.
- I'm serious. - I'm sorry for paying you so much.
- How much do you have? - We don't have much.
- We don't have much.
- How much do you have? - We don't have much.
- You guys are useless.
- Wait a minute!
- What is it? - It's sweet.
- Do you know what it is? - I wanted to eat it.
- It's caramel corn.
- I'm sorry.
- You guys are useless.
- We won't pay you for this.
- We won't pay you for the sweets.
- Can you give me some rice?
- Why don't you give me some rice?
- No, it's fine.
- Can you give me some rice? - Don't you have rice?
- Of course we don't have rice. We're your employees.
- Aren't we your employees?
- What are you talking about?
- We won't pay you for the sweets.
- It's like this.
- Wait a minute!
- What are you doing?
- Don't underestimate me.
- I don't know.
- I'm the first one.
- I thought you'd be surprised.
- I've never seen you like this.
- Don't underestimate me.
- I'll do it properly.
Well, there are people who can't do it anywhere in the world, just like you.
Well, I'll give you the money, but I'll go to the police.
- Police? - If you're going to ask for such a price, I'll go to the police.
- There was an amazing person. - What? The police?
- Do it properly! - The timing is bad!
- Do it properly! - I don't know.
- Give me the money! - Well, sometimes it's better to save it.
In my case, I can't give you the money!
- There are people who can't do it anywhere in the world, just like you. - Yes.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Let's talk.
- Can I say something? - Yes.
I've only prepared four stories, so it's over now.
- What are you talking about? - I don't care about what you say.
- So... - You should practice more!
I can't say anything more.
Can I end up like this?
According to the newspaper, Mr. Omono and Ms. Matsumoto, who run the Japanese entertainment industry, spent the night together in bed.
Who is this Mr. Omono?
Well, I'm going to say this. I was surprised.
First of all, well, I often get calls, but about a month ago, I got a call from Mr. Omono on my cell phone.
You look like you don't like it.
My face looks like this, too.
Well, Mr. Omono, I don't want to say his name too much, so I'll just show you his picture.
This is Mr. Omono.
I still get calls from him.
Are you 46 years old?
Yes, I am.
You're old.
I'm in my prime.
You're a pretty old man.
I still get calls from him.
He told me to come to Century Hyatt for the time being.
I see.
It's in Shinjuku, isn't it? Hotel Century Hyatt.
I can't help it.
I can't say no if I'm told, so I went there.
Look at this. Hotel Century Hyatt.
I'm a little late.
Mr. Omono seems to have arrived earlier.
I don't know much about this, but if you get a little closer...
You're waiting for me, aren't you?
I'm waiting for you.
You're waiting for me, aren't you?
I was very nervous.
I was in a hurry.
Now I'm in the hallway.
When I came in the hallway, I saw Canary's room service in this room.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
I heard it's Canary's.
Here's a picture of Canary's room service.
He's eating a watermelon.
Is there a watermelon in a room service?
I knew why I was called at this time.
Maybe that's why I was called.
I opened the door and went in.
I was ready to stand by and Omono was waiting for me.
I was in a hurry.
Isn't it after that?
No, it's not.
It was late, wasn't it?
It was scary.
I don't know much about it, but...
It's scary!
I'm more scared of the next big movie.
It's big, this big movie.
Like this.
I'm scared of walking back and forth.
I see.
It's scary, isn't it?
I wanted to talk as much as possible, but...
It's a movie! Hurry up and come here!
I was grabbed by my hand.
I can't show you much of this picture, but...
Why is it so big?
I'm wrapped up in it.
It was amazing.
It was four and a half hours.
It was a very intense battle.
When it was over, it was cold.
We don't have much time, so let's go home!
You're a man.
I'm a man, aren't I?
I ran out of there.
I had too much strength.
I had to go home like this.
I was left behind.
I had no choice but to shed tears like this.
I thought it was the beginning of the entertainment world.
I had no choice but to go home.
When I realized it, I was surprised.
This is what happened.
You didn't need that picture, did you?
This is what happened.
I was surprised.
It was terrible.
When I realized it...
You don't need it!
You don't need it, do you?
Which one did you like the most?
That's enough!
It was a surprising experience.
Thank you for your hard work!
Today's three incidents were really sad.
I'm glad I was able to go home alive until the end.
I look forward to working with you again next week.
Good night, everyone!
Good night!
Happy Birthday, Masa!
How old are you now, Masa?
I'm ten years old!
Ten years old! Ten years old! You're not an adult, are you? You're not a child, are you?
You know it well!
I see, you're ten years old.
You have to listen to your mother from now on.
I know.
You're an older brother now.
If you're ten years old, you're an older brother, right?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
What are you thinking about?
I'm in a hurry.
She's really in a hurry.
I have a present for you!
Hey, mister, don't you have any character?
Thank you for giving me a present!
Oh, thank you!
What is it?
Can I open it?
Yes, yes, yes, open it, open it.
Oh! It's a model gun!
Here you go.
Thank you.
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy!
Right?
No, no, you know, when you're in your eighties and stuff like that,
you know, men are all about models.
It's a world where only men know about it.
Thank you!
You're happy, aren't you?
Here you go.
Um...
Cooking.
Cooking!
Cooking...
This alone is enough, you know.
Here you go.
Here you go!
It looks good!
Here you go, here you go.
Please eat up.
Here you go, mister.
Here you go.
It doesn't taste good anymore.
What?
You can't eat it like this, can you?
What?
Oh, you can't?
No, I can't.
Oh, I see.
I'll eat it with all my heart.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
How about the cake?
The cake?
The sandwich?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll cut up the cake.
Cut up the cake.
Yeah, let's cut it up.
Okay.
Oh, I see.
Masa-kun, you're so noisy.
You're so noisy.
Oh, I'm full now.
Hey, Masa-kun...
Yeah, I'm full now.
When I'm full, I can't hear a thing.
When I'm in bed, I can't get up until morning.
Well, I'm sleepy now, so I'm going to sleep.
Oh, I see.
Good night.
She's strange, isn't she?
Well, children have their own ideas.
I guess so.
Please eat.
Didn't you feel a little half-hearted?
No, not really.
Well, you were out, so I was worried about you.
I wasn't really worried about you.
You know, you're really good at escorting people.
You know, you didn't seem to calm down.
You weren't ready for it.
You don't have a handkerchief, do you?
Oh, yes, I do.
Thank you.
Please don't do that.
It's Masa's birthday today.
You know, you were out, so I was worried about you.
Please don't do that.
Please!
Wait a minute.
If you wake up...
Hey! You!
Wait a minute.
It's fine, isn't it?
Hey, Masa!
Happy birthday!
Hey!
You!
What are you doing?!
You're crazy, aren't you?!
No, I'm not.
What's wrong with you?!
No, I'm not.
No, you're not!
What's wrong with you?!
What about our promise?!
No, our promise...
Didn't you keep it?!
No, I...
Hey!
Hey, Mizuko!
Yes?
Did you sleep with Tokage at night?!
No, I didn't.
Stop making a fool of me!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
How much...
How much do you think I love you?!
Wait a minute!
It's work...
I have to come home every day...
Hey!
No...
Mr. Sagaku...
I love you...
Mr. Sagaku!
I know it's strange for me to say this,
but Mizuko doesn't think of you like that anymore...
She doesn't have feelings for you anymore...
I know it's strange for me to say this,
but isn't there a time when a man has to give up?
You're an idiot!
Idiot!
Your majesty, you shouldn't talk about me anymore.
You shouldn't talk about me anymore.
Your majesty...
I'm not in the mood.
Go away.
I'm not in the mood.
(everyone laughs)
(phone rings)
- You're disgusting.
(laughs)
- You're disgusting.
(laughs)
- These days, you're worse off than usual.
It's better to do things like that.
Don't say it. Don't say it.
Don't say it.
You can leave it like that.
Boy...
I love you!
I love you.
That's just what I like!
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