AISubs v3.4
"Downtown"'s "Gods A-Kanji" special, our 200th episode, is all about Osaka!
It's been a while since we went back to our birthplace, so we're all excited!
The Osaka specialty, "Kuidoru ni Aroeta Ikkou" is a challenge worth 100,000 yen!
The car with Osaka in it and power-ups, "Brake Hakkatsu" is a surprise!
"Opera" and "Clever" are promised to be eye- opening pranks!
However, tonight, we're going to be eye-opening in terms of time!
And now, we'll show you some of our best works of art!
Yamato-san...
Yes, yes, yes...
Ah, wow! This is amazing!
This is amazing!
Aha, this has changed!
This is amazing!
Wow, this is amazing!
This is something you couldn't see before!
You can guide people like this!
Yes, yes, yes...
This time, we have come to our hometown, Amagataki.
Yes, we have. It's been a few years, hasn't it?
Yes, it's been a few years.
It's quite something. This station...
I wonder if it's been more than ten years...
People have been saying that the mountains have changed.
So we came here to see it in reality.
First of all, this station has been removed a little bit.
It has been removed a little bit. The mountains have become more and more normal.
You're making a proper announcement!
It's beautiful!
You're making a proper announcement!
It's delicious!
We are the sweetest people in Amagataki.
The mountains were different back then.
Yes, it was like that.
We are this way.
This is a luxury residential area.
Yes, it is.
It's a little expensive, though.
Let's go over there.
That's the city area.
It's not like we're in a city.
- Is there anywhere you're into? - I'm into it!
- This is my classmate's... - My dad used to be a baseball player.
- My dad used to be a baseball player. He wasn't good at all, but...
- My son would go to Harakusa High School all night.
- This is definitely a post here.
- It's a post that doesn't get delivered.
- Even if I send it out, it definitely won't get delivered!
- That's a lie!
- Why are you doing this to me?!
- I see...
- This place used to be a factory in the north.
- And it's all been demolished now.
- Here...
- This area...
- It's high, isn't it? This area...
- We jumped in and ran away.
- We ran away!
- But it's true! We jumped over this!
- We ran and...
- That's how bad we were!
- That's not true!
- What are you doing?!
- What's up?
- What's up with you?!
- Shut up!
- What are you doing?!
- What's up?
- I'm Morioka's...
- Morioka's...
- What's your brother doing?
- My brother? He's at work.
- He's working.
- Do you know you're his assistant?
- I've had it with you!
- You're really...
- You're really cool!
- Why are you talking like that?!
- You're Morioka's...
- You're Morioka's little sister!
- Oh, you noticed!
- My brother said something.
- My brother?
- Maybe my father is angry.
- That's my daughter!
- Oh, Hiroshi!
- Hiroshi!
- Wow!
- This is terrible!
- It's my father!
- Why?
- The emperor still...
- Recently, my father has been...
- Welcome!
- Thank you!
- It's nostalgic.
- It's so beautiful.
- Is that room still the same?
- Yes, it is.
- Wait, my heart is pounding.
- It feels good.
- It feels good, doesn't it?
- When I climbed up there...
- The class had already started!
- I was so excited!
- Look at this.
- Is it okay?
- How many years has it been?
- Looking at it now...
- It's low, isn't it?
- It looks really high.
- Interesting.
- It's amazing.
- You know...
- The first time I saw Hamada...
- He was at the gate.
- When I was going home...
- Hamada came in from the gate.
- He was wearing pants...
- That's too much!
- He was wearing a perm...
- That's too much!
- That's right!
- He was wearing a sandbag...
- When everyone else was wearing a landscape.
- I thought he was an exchange student.
- A Mongolian.
- Were you Mongolian at the time?
THE END
When I was in elementary school, there was someone who didn't like bugs in school.
Spanish people like them and their conscious behavior filled me with elements that I hated.
Yes, we met that day.
Under the cherry blossoms.
Matsumoto...
Yes?
Your name is Matsumoto, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I see...
Matsumoto...
I see...
I knew his name was Hamada only a little later.
As I stared blankly at his back...
I knew I couldn't be just friends with him.
Gantan Presents 100,000 Yen worth of food in Kuidaore!
We're here!
It's been a while since we've been here.
Of course!
And this Kuidaore...
Yes, yes.
It's a bit stale, but...
Yes, yes.
But we've never been here before.
Right?
I see.
Local people don't come here.
We haven't been here before.
From the first floor to the eighth floor.
OK, OK.
It's a restaurant building.
I see, I see.
Please go up and say "100,000 Yen" today.
Yes!
It reminds me of Bruce Lee's "Fat Game."
"Fat Game," "Fat Game," "Fat Game."
OK!
Yeah!
It's raining.
Our achievements so far...
First time, we won a prize.
"Mr. Donut," "Sunday Sun," "Bug's Road," "Potato Chips"...
We've done a lot of things, but...
At most, 40,000 Yen.
About 40,000 Yen.
In "Fujiki Island," we won 10,000 Yen.
So...
Let's go back to where we were.
OK, let's go!
Let's eat "100,000 Yen."
Let's go!
First, from the first floor!
Yes!
Please eat "100,000 Yen."
Yes!
But we'll go up later, so think about it.
Yes, we can't eat "100,000 Yen" here.
We'll do it little by little.
Well, well, well...
Don't say it.
This is good.
I'll have "Fox Udon" first.
It's so good!
I'm a little hungry.
Tenzaru.
I think "Tempura" and "Zaru Soba" are better.
One "Spaghetti" and "Ice Coffee."
You like "Ice Coffee," don't you?
No, it's normal.
Drink "Ice Coffee" at a cafe!
And...
Yes?
And...
Meat Udon.
"Spaghetti" and "Meat Udon."
They're not sold well.
Only one "Meat Udon" is sold well.
It's late.
Yes.
It's late.
Don't ask for it.
Yes, yes, yes.
You...
You're fast.
You're fast, as I expected.
Hey!
Hey, you!
Isn't it too big?
It's a normal amount.
Thank you for the food.
It's not bad.
The amount isn't bad.
It's not bad.
"Meat Udon" is sold well.
"Spaghetti" and "Meat Udon."
It's Osaka-style.
Osaka is great.
You know that?
I gained weight.
I gained 100,000 yen.
You lost weight.
I lost 60kg.
You're here!
Yes!
Huh?
Meat Udon
I'm here!
I ate it all.
You can eat it as it is.
Ah, sushi has arrived!
Meat Udon
Ah, "Meat Udon"
It looks good.
Is it "Jamsoba"?
Which one is "Jamsoba"?
"Jamsoba" is expensive.
- Meat bowl is finished. - OK.
I told you the same way.
"Jamsoba", hurry up!
- "Jamsoba", eat tempura. - I won't.
It's your own order, you eat it yourself.
You really like it, don't you?
Go ahead and drink it.
Hey! Hey, Mr. Mado!
What is it?
He's done something terrible, Mr. Naito.
He hid soba under this colander...
It's delicious!
I'll eat it for dinner.
What happened?
I'm sorry!
Don't do it again!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Mongo, please!
Stop it! Don't call me stupid!
Don't eat me, you idiot!
Oh, it's coming out well.
After you eat it, let's go upstairs with the fruit parfait.
All right!
I beat him first.
Next!
All right!
Let's go upstairs!
All right!
This bath is good.
That bath is good.
But this is expensive.
This is expensive.
I'll buy you this bath.
All right!
Thank you very much!
It's already open here.
It's closed.
It will come out more and more.
Good luck!
Let's drink together.
All right!
Thank you!
Good luck!
Thank you!
Don't you drink?
Does it hurt?
No, but I can drink alcohol.
But you can drink alcohol?
Yes, I can.
You put it in a bowl, don't you? I can't eat it.
But I can eat a small amount of it.
You eat sashimi so fast!
Who says that?
I don't know.
Do you want some tempura?
No, I don't.
We're closing.
Do you want some rice?
No, I don't.
It's alright.
You're getting wilder and wilder, aren't you?
I don't know what you're up to!
You eat sashimi so fast!
You're shocked, aren't you?
I'm shocked.
I'm chocking.
Whoa, that's good!
Wow, it's really good.
You're eating well. That's good.
Oh, Imada-kun, that's good.
Oh, good, good, good.
Oh!
What's that?
Since we've already had rice, this is the last one, right?
Oh, alright!
We can do it. We can do it for the next round.
For the next round, we'll have gyoza can.
If we only had gyoza, what would we do for the next round?
The cooking course will end here.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Did you have any requests?
I'm sorry.
Alright, let's go upstairs!
Let's eat.
Thank you.
Alright, we're here, everyone!
Let's eat slowly.
Don't close it!
Hurry up and eat!
Hot pot! Hot pot!
Hot pot!
Welcome.
Thank you.
Beer!
Oolong tea!
No, it's not beer or oolong tea.
It's oolong tea!
Can you turn off the beer in front of you?
Oh, look, look, look!
Wow!
Here it comes!
I'll do it!
No, he'll do it!
He'll do it!
Go ahead and eat up.
You scared me! It's like you always do!
I said it's okay!
The camera's spinning and it's spinning and it's moving!
Give me some hanaburi.
Are you really scared of me?
It's not hanaburi, it's kai ginnan.
Ah!
It's kai ginnan.
You eat this in Osaka, don't you?
Ginnan? I've never heard of ginnan.
Ginnan is good for you.
Ah, I found ginnan.
I'm sorry.
I ate ginnan.
You're always eating ginnan in Osaka.
I'll kill you.
Ginnan.
Gennan.
Thank you.
Ah, who did you look for?
Yes, yes.
Ah, you're here.
Yes, mother.
Ah, this is full of nutrition.
Do you want karaoke, mother?
What?
Karaoke and such.
No, thank you.
You can't eat fish?
Fish.
Yes, really.
Who wants to hear you sing?
He's bad at it.
That's right.
He has bad hearing.
I told you yesterday.
He's bad at singing, but he has bad hearing.
I told you yesterday.
I'll go with you and see if you get a score.
Ah, I see.
How many points did you get?
I'm not bad either.
You're not bad?
As a public speaker.
No, you're not.
I'm not bad either.
It's not funny.
But you're still very good.
That's right.
Do you like it better now?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know at all.
Yoshino!
Yes?
I got it!
Ah, thank you!
Oh, good luck!
Thank you!
Ah, thank you!
What is it?
What's wrong?
Someone please tell me what it is.
I don't know.
Mr. Kawada.
Yes?
I'm sorry.
But I can't do it.
You can't?
Yes.
Is it everyone's opinion?
Yes.
There's no mistake, right?
There's no mistake!
Is that so?
No, no, no.
Yes, yes.
Good luck.
You're not going to make me happy, are you?
Don't bite me!
One more time.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
Yes!
You can't do that!
I'm not going to leave you behind!
I'm sorry!
Yes.
Thank you.
3452 yen!
What is it going to be like now?
It's a new record.
Ah, so it's been like that up until now.
Yes, it's a new record.
Thank you, Mr. Kawada.
Thank you.
Thank you for the meal.
You're still eating?
No, I'm going out.
Really?
What are you going to do?
Oh, well, I'm going to go.
Well...
See you later.
Oh, well...
You know, Mark...
What?
You know...
I don't care who it is!
Itao... Itao... Itao...
Yes.
Itao, you're a man.
I don't care!
What is it?
Itao, do you have a girlfriend or something like that?
Yes, that's all.
I don't know anymore.
I haven't seen you since Valentine's Day.
Shut up!
What?
Look at me!
Don't touch me!
I wish you had a cleaner hairstyle like Itao.
Don't touch me!
I don't like it!
I don't like it, Mom!
Well...
Fever...
I'm going to go see Kabuki.
I have a fever.
Shut up!
What are you doing?!
Mom, listen...
No, look at me!
No!
Itao, what are you looking at?
Look at me!
I'm going to kill you!
Change your clothes!
I'm embarrassed!
Change your clothes!
I'm going to kill you!
I have a fever.
By the way...
Did Itao go to school?
Yes, he did.
Look at me!
I have to go to school.
You should go with Itao.
Right?
Shut up!
Shut up?
I'm telling you because I'm worried about you.
Itao, would you like some tea?
No, thank you!
What are you doing?!
I'm going to kill you!
What's wrong with you?!
You shouldn't say that!
You shouldn't say that in front of your friends!
Go!
I'm going!
What's wrong with you?!
Let me go, mom!
I'm lonely, mom!
Are you crazy?
What do you mean?
By the way...
Matsubara and his son...
There's something going on!
I'm going to kill you!
What's wrong with you?!
You shouldn't say that in front of your friends!
Go!
Itao, come with me!
Go!
Itao, you shouldn't say that in front of your friends!
I don't care!
You shouldn't say that in front of your friends!
I'm going, mom!
Go!
I'm heating up the curry.
I know, I know.
It's still hot.
I know!
Itaro-san, too!
Itaro-san, too.
I know! Go!
Jawa Curry.
I don't care!
I'm going.
Go ahead.
Good night.
What is this!?
Go!
Is this one?
What is this!?
I know, it's that day.
Call me one of these.
No!
What is this!?
Go!
What is this!?
Go!
What is this!?
Go!
I'll kill you. Go away!
Don...
Don!
Why do you hit me like that?
Go away!
I was called a lot.
Go away!
Let's eat curry.
I said go away!
Almond and curry.
Go away!
The stars are beautiful, aren't they?
Yes.
What will you be when you grow up?
A wife, I guess.
A wife...
What will you do if a wife, no, a daughter-in-law appears before you now?
What?
Close your eyes.
Dori-dori!
That voice is...
Oh, God!
What are you doing?
If you want me to give you back this girl,
you'll have to give me a blueprint of the car your father drew.
Are you stupid?
Give it to me, or this girl...
What will you do?
I haven't touched you yet!
Stop it!
What will you do?
It can't be helped!
You idiot!
Help me!
Oh!
You've been moving a lot lately!
Yeah!
Aohama!
Yeah!
She's been caught!
Ah!
Do something about it!
Yeah!
Aohahohagashi!
Aohahohagashi
is something you can only eat in Tokyo!
That's none of your business!
I...
I don't care about you!
Do something about it!
Yeah!
Aohahoho!
Ahohoho!
You! Get out of here!
Something unexpected happened to Ahoahman's brain that gave him a shock.
You!
I... I feel like I've been dreaming for a long time.
What am I doing in such an embarrassing outfit?
What's wrong, Ahoahman?
From now on... From now on, I will forget my duty as a hero.
I will fight for Enterlogue!
I intend to fight for human peace!
Ahoahman!
You lies!
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
Finally!
The wind from the north-northwest must have blown him away!
I can't see anything!
Where did you go?
Lady isn't sleeping here!
Are you crazy?!
I'm sorry for everything!
Thank you, Ahoahman!
Get out of here!
At this moment, Ahoahman's brain gave him another shock.
This broadcast has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
I was always here.
I was a green woman here.
I was always here.
Here.
I was here, too.
I was old and I did not wash my face.
I fell down and my eyes were swollen.
I was here.
My father was digging before me.
My father was digging here.
This area has not changed at all.
It smells like Yamada and Ormon.
It's funny.
Do you have a pencil?
Here you are!
You can play here.
This brings back memories.
It does not look good.
Please shake hands.
This is this again.
Hahaha!
Is it time to burn this?
Hahaha!
Wow!
Nostalgic!
Hahaha!
This is this!
That's an aluminum door.
It was a wooden door,
but we cut it off.
Hahaha!
There was a foreigner living next door.
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
I went to steal my pants.
Hahaha!
I ran into the washing machine.
Yes, yes, yes!
I ran in and was told, "Don't take my pants!"
Hahaha!
I ran and ran away.
I was hiding under this staircase.
When ten people came out of here,
I went up and went into the room.
Hahaha!
While he was doing the type,
Hahaha!
While one of them passed me,
Hahaha!
Parara... Pararara... Pararara... Parara...
This kind of thing makes me excited!
In the second year of junior high school...
Before I knew it, the time I spent with Hamada was longer than with my parents.
And the two of them were trying to grow up just a little.
It's my first time.
Oh?
It's okay.
Breathe in. Breathe in. Breathe in.
It's hard.
I've never done it like this before!
You're amazing!
You're amazing, Kedo-san!
You're amazing, Binjin!
Tell me.
I...
Boy!
Don't say it out loud! Don't say it out loud!
But you're the one who said it!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors?
You lose and I win.
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
Okay?
You're so mean!
Let's not do it.
Why? You lost in rock-paper-scissors!
Listen, Hamada.
You said you lost in rock-paper-scissors.
Of course I did.
I was nervous.
But I felt like I could do anything with you.
Hakurei, Hakurei, Hakurei, wake up!
Balance, balance, Hakurei balance.
Ah!
It's impossible, Hakurei!
At this time, this happened every day.
Don't let me go!
And before I knew it...
Don't let me go!
I was beginning to understand what my opponent was thinking.
Black and silver Nondara Power!
Black and silver!
Now, tonight's star is...
Flana Tagairo-san, please!
Everyone, um...
Cheers!
Um, sir, your sake is a little different from usual.
It's different, isn't it?
There's a little sake in it, and it's pretty well made.
You say what you're thinking, too.
You say good things, Hama-chan.
What are you drinking?
This is Nikaido Oita's shochu.
Hey, hey, that was...
That was a "kyaaa" for me!
That was a "kyaaa" for Matsumoto-kun!
Your reaction is terrible!
No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Um...
Today, Hong Kong-san will be giving us a talk.
It's like Hong Kong-san's room.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what we're doing here.
Ah, it's a set.
There were a lot of guests, but I thought Yoshimoto-no- senpai would be good.
Yes!
Um, today...
Anshin Giant-san.
What did you say?!
Don't say stupid things!
Well, you know, since we're talking about it...
Of course.
You know, Kyojin-san has strong arms and legs, so let's do arm wrestling or something.
Yeah, let's do it.
Right?
I won't lose.
Maybe... No, you'll lose in the meantime.
Because he's strong.
Of course.
And you'll probably lose.
At that moment, you'll say "Are you serious?!" and hit him like "Gah!"
Hey, A.P.
Huh?
That's all.
You'll say "Are you serious?!" and hit him like "Gah!"
And Kyojin-san will probably say "Are you serious?!" and hit him like "Gah!"
Um...
This guy...
Basically, it's just a way of saying things.
Right, right.
Huh?!
Basically, it's just a way of saying things.
You can't use honorifics or anything like that.
What do you call me?
You can call me "you guys" or...
"You guys"?!
"You guys" or "Anshin Giant-san" would be good, wouldn't it?
Hongwon's "What's a Comedian?!"
Yes, well...
Um...
I'm really going around for a bit, you know.
What is it? What is it?
It's a talk show that is well-known all over Japan!
Yeah, it's funny, isn't it?
The guest of this first-person...
I'm holding it up just in case.
It's "Taishin Kyojin"!
- Wow! - Whoa!
Thank you! Thank you!
- Thank you so much! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- You're going to the club, right? - Yeah, I'm going to the club!
- You want to eat Trump's King's grass? - Yeah!
It's delicious! It's hard! Laugh! You idiot!
- You're laughing! - You're laughing!
- It's delicious! - It's delicious! It's delicious! It's huge!
- Okay, I'm glad you like it. - Yes.
- Today, you can say anything you like. - It's a lot of fun.
I'm going to say it, so you can say anything you like.
- What do giants drink? - Ah!
- No, no, no... - What do giants drink?!
- What do giants drink? - It doesn't matter, but... - Yes!
- It's a rule of our seniors and juniors... - Yes!
- So what do giants drink? - It doesn't matter.
- We'll go south... - No, shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- I'll forgive you for today, but you're not a giant. - Ah!
- Will you forgive me?! - Will you forgive me?!
- What do you want to do?! - What do you drink?!
- Ah, drinks... - Ah... I like beer, but I can't drink it.
- You like beer, but you can't drink it?! What's going on?!
- This is... This is... - Don't say it! Don't say it!
- Don't say it! Don't say it!
- You're asking me for help, aren't you?! - No, no, no...
- You're asking me for help, aren't you?!
- The story you wrote is not funny at all, really!
- Don't say that!
- Accept my effort in writing the story!
- I'll accept it, but you don't have to fight for it.
- Why do you fight for it? - I'm scared, I'm scared...
- Huh?!
- You're drunk! You're drunk! - I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Don't drink! Don't drink! - You... You...
- Remember what I'm holding! - You're weak because you're small!
- You're weak because you're small! And with these wet splashes...
- You're weak because you're small!
- Hey, there's something you can do at the end...
- Do you have one?
- Yes, please...
- Let's do it! - You'll do it?
- What language are you speaking? - Gogo...
- Nene... Sugar... Sugar Glass...
I got it! I got it!
What are you talking about?
I... I'm having fun today!
Let's go out for drinks when it's over!
- No. - You're coming? You're coming?
- No. - Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Sunglasses. Which one was it?
Who am I with?
Hong Kong.
Who am I with in Hong Kong?
Do you want me to do it for you?
Do it. Do it.
You...
Can I go and get a cigarette?
What?
A cigarette.
Sit down!
Leave the ash tray and go and get a cigarette.
Don't you think it's good to smoke like this?
Ready.
Go!
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Are you serious?
What kind of attitude is that?
What kind of attitude doesn't matter!
That's my attitude, too!
You don't know my attitude.
Will this show continue?
No, it's not a regular show.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Don't say stupid things!
Listen, idiot!
Idiot?
I want you to leave me alone, idiot!
I know you say that, but I feel like you're an idiot.
That's not true!
Right? Right?
The audience is important to me.
Really?
Shall we go home?
Hey, hey, hey!
Why are we going home?
Don't be lazy, lazy.
Right?
Just a little.
I was doing fine, but you...
What's wrong with you?
Can you really cut my lower body?
Just a little.
Drink some sake.
No, no.
I'll do it. I'll do it properly.
What's wrong with you?
I'm doing fine, but you...
Just a little.
What's wrong with you staff?
What?
What's wrong with you?
Just say it!
What's wrong with you?
I'll say it clearly.
I'm sorry.
Just say it.
No, no.
Even if you get angry at me, I don't mind.
I know you feel sorry for me.
Just say it.
Just sit down.
No, no.
Just sit down.
I don't mind.
What's going on?
Just say it.
This is bad.
- No, it's... - Don't chase me!
Don't chase me!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
- Close it. - Yes.
Because you have a camera, you can say anything you want.
I think so.
So can you hear my opinion?
No, I'm asking you.
Do you know what will happen before it starts?
Huh?
I'm waiting for the camera, so I'll be quiet.
You can say anything you want.
Huh?
I'm asking you.
Do you know what will happen before it starts?
No, I don't know.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
If you know what I'm going to say, you don't have to say it.
Don't you think so?
Huh?
If you apologize later, I won't forgive you.
Yes.
If you keep doing it every time, you'll apologize to me after it's over.
Is it over?
Huh?
To be clear, I think so.
Don't you think so?
Yes.
Huh?
Don't do it!
I don't know if I'll keep doing it.
First of all, listen to me after it's over.
Don't you think so?
Don't you do what you don't want to do?
Don't you think so?
I think so.
I'm asking you, don't you think so?
I don't think you should do it.
I think you should do it in my life.
I think you shouldn't do it.
I'll make a lot of things for you.
I don't think you should do it.
Why don't you say a word?
Why don't you say you're quitting this show?
No.
Why don't you say it, you bastard?!
What's with you, you bastard?!
Hong Kong, Hong Kong-chan!
Hong Kong-chan!
I'm sorry!
This show is fun.
I was scared!
I was scared, too!
I was scared!
I'm sorry! Please don't cry!
Don't cry!
I'm sorry!
You came here!
You came here to make money!
No, I'm the one who's mad!
I'm the one who's mad! I'm sorry!
This show is fun!
I'm sorry!
Hong Kong-chan, you bastard!
You're the one who's mad!
I don't care!
You're the one who's mad!
I'm sorry! Please don't cry!
I'm sorry!
The world's best cuisine.
A rich show that tastes cool.
Your cuisine!
Give me a high-five!
Boo!
Let's get right to it.
This is our popular segment, "Tamani Kuunara".
Today's guest is...
Ms. Cassie Tsukamoto of the Shimantagawa School of Cuisine.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Ms. Tsukamoto, hello!
Nice to meet you!
Ms. Tsukamoto!
Yes?
As you can see on the screen, we have two dishes for you today.
Today?
Yes.
Today we have borscht.
Oh, borscht!
It's a familiar dish in Russia, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But in Japan, borscht is one of them, isn't it?
Oh, yes!
That's right, borscht!
If you say borscht, it's the only one, isn't it?
That's right!
But in Russia, there are many kinds of borscht.
In Russia, there are many kinds of borscht?
Even if you say borscht in one word, there are many kinds of borscht.
So you don't know which kind of borscht you want to make.
So we can't make borscht today, can we?
You can't make borscht?
No, we can't.
You can't make borscht?
No, we can't.
I don't think we can.
Get out of here!
Take off your apron.
I'm surprised.
It doesn't work well.
I'll take it off for you.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
Can I cut it off?
No, it's okay.
I think you're a bad woman.
No, it's okay.
It won't be fixed.
Today's dish is dessert.
Dessert.
I'm looking forward to it.
Which dessert is it?
It's Russian.
Oh, it's Russian.
So it's unusual for you to make dessert in Russia, isn't it?
Can you make it for us right away?
Let's go.
I have something interesting to tell you.
I'm on my way here, but...
What is it?
This car is really...
What is it?
It's funny, isn't it?
What is it?
It's funny.
Yes, it is.
And this crab...
Yes, crab.
This is crab, but...
You can't eat crab for dessert, can you?
Well...
I haven't heard of it.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
No, I haven't.
And you put fresh cream on this crab.
Oh, it's fresh cream.
This dessert is unusual for you, isn't it?
Unusual for me?
How do you know it's unusual for me?
What are you looking at?
Is it unusual for you or not?
How do you know it's unusual for me?
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
You're big, aren't you?
You're really big.
I'm really big.
It's funny.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Fresh cream.
Yes.
She's cheating on me.
I know it.
Should I kill her?
Why?
Why would a man...
Why would a man cheat on a woman?
That's right.
It's a difficult problem, isn't it?
I'm sure my husband does it.
He does it?
Yes.
What is it like?
A man...
It's difficult, isn't it?
If you say it's like that, it's like that.
Fresh cream.
Let's do it.
Let me do it.
Yes.
Let me do it.
Let's do it.
Let me do it.
That's the point, isn't it?
Yes.
How do you know it's unusual for me?
You're so stingy.
I'm sorry.
I'm shocked.
I was told something shocking.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Did you wipe it well?
It's all wet.
It's no good.
Hurry up or...
We need...
You need garlic here.
Hurry up or we'll waste it.
Hurry up or...
We'll waste it.
Bring me garlic.
Bring it over here.
We've brought garlic!
What's this?
What's going on?
It's a huge happening, isn't it?
I'm sorry, Yohenho.
Let's bring the meat.
Please don't use it for NG.
It's okay.
Ryoko is surprised.
And lettuce.
Wrap it with lettuce.
Please prepare the lettuce.
I'm sorry.
Lettuce is prepared.
And here is the key.
It's funny.
Is it funny?
What is it?
It's funny.
I came here by car.
There is no place to park.
I was waiting for a long time.
Someone will go.
I came here to park.
Lettuce.
Do you have lettuce?
Please prepare the carrot.
Please prepare all of it.
But you only need one.
Do you only need one?
Please break the lettuce with a carrot.
Please break it lightly.
Don't smash the lettuce.
I was caught.
(Laughter)
Here you are, Sensei.
Here you are.
(Laughter)
Here you are, Sensei.
Here you are.
(Laughter)
I won't do it again, Ujimushi!
(Laughter)
I'm off.
Goodbye.
I wonder if it's because of the weather.
It's so funny.
I'm so hungry.
I don't have much time.
I have to go to the party, but it's raining suddenly.
I can't go to the party because of this wetness.
It's not like I'm a good man with water on me.
Why don't you laugh at all?
Let's laugh a little.
I came to buy an umbrella today.
Do you have three conditions for buying an umbrella?
One is strong.
Two is light.
Is it low price?
Do you know that much?
Is it low price?
I don't care about that.
You know that, right?
Hurry up and bring it.
I have to go right now.
Hurry up.
It's amazing.
It's raining suddenly.
I can't stand it.
Hurry up and bring it.
I have to go right now.
Birds, birds, birds.
I'm a short-tempered person.
What is it?
Who is it?
Don't make me understand.
Why are you a short-tempered person?
It's different, right?
Don't you know that I came to buy an umbrella?
If you do that, you will be greeted by the queen of sm.
What are you doing?
Get up.
I don't have time.
Get up.
I have to go right now.
I don't like you lying down like that.
You know...
What can I say...
You know...
I have a recommendation for you.
Bring it.
You don't have to give me this one.
What is it?
Bring it.
What are you thinking about?
I'm annoyed.
Alone, stepping on shadows and playing, Chan hasn't come back yet.
Chan! Chan! Chan, do it properly!
Do it properly!
It's embarrassing, it's been going on for a long, long time.
It's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny!
That's enough! You're going to sell out like this!
You just brought the one you had there, I know that!
It's not like that! There's one that's easier to stab with!
It's easier to stab with an umbrella!
Hang in there, Mr. Hasegawa!
Stab me!
Like this, like this, like this, like this, like this...
It's not like you're crying because you're sad.
In fact, you're happy.
You... Toshihiko...
Toshihiko called me "Mom" for the first time!
Who is Toshihiko?!
Entry No. 1, Toshihiko!
At least you do it, Toshihiko!
What are you going to do with just the two of you?
There's only the two of you, and you're both doing it!
Toshihiko, why don't you do it for me?
You know what I mean, right?
What are you thinking about?
That's not it! That's not it!
That's not it!
It's not like that!
What am I supposed to say?
It's not like that! There must be something like that!
Yes, yes! There must be!
Even if you have a luggage, you can do it with one touch!
Right? You can do it with one finger!
Hurry up and bring it!
I'm going to kill you!
Hurry up and bring it!
I'm so angry!
Right, right!
I'm going to press the button with one touch!
Isn't it beautiful?
It's sparkling!
Isn't it beautiful?
Turn, turn, turn!
Turn and clap!
Close it! Open it! Close it! Open it!
Which one is weird?!
Are you stupid?!
(The next day)
Today is interesting, isn't it?
Tony Gabor is here!
Yes, yes!
I'm sorry!
Is he coming?
No, he's not!
Usually, he doesn't come to a goal like this!
That's right!
Today, I'm not going to dance!
Please enjoy it for a long time!
Yes, yes!
I'm not good at dancing, though!
One, two, three!
Hello! It's been a while!
Hello!
Well, you know...
Yes?
Itao...
Um...
He wants to...
He wants to surpass his father.
So...
His son wants to surpass his father in sumo...
He wants to surpass his father in sumo...
Yes, in sumo.
This is...
Sumo in the old days of Japan.
Anyway...
Yes?
Can Itao surpass his father?
Yes!
Let's go!
Now...
His son has returned...
Yes...
Will he be able to surpass his father?
That's right...
Yes...
Now...
Let's give this song to his mother!
Yes!
Let's go!
East...
To my father...
Look at him, Itao!
It's really hard!
Look at him!
West...
To my father...
He's singing "ichiro".
I don't know why my mother sings "ichiro"
She's not "itsuji", is she?
She's hard to pronounce...
Yes... "itsuji"...
Both cars...
Go to the center of the map...
He forgot the lyrics!
Look at him...
Look at his dad...
I don't know if it will go at once or not, but I'm a little worried about Cao.
Just in time for the train...
Hey!
Just in time!
Just now...
Dad, I can see your head a little.
I just couldn't say you were in this hole.
I see, I see.
I just separated it with my body.
While showing your head...
I see, I see.
It's outside, isn't it?
Yes.
Let's hide!
Dad, let's hide!
Time limit...
Full!
Full of time!
Alright, look at each other!
Ready...
Stay!
Oh, there you are!
Stay!
Dad, you're pretty good!
It's still...
Dad, you're weaker than me!
Stay, stay!
Dad, you're serious!
It's bad, isn't it?
When I...
When I gave 100% of my power...
Dad said he'd buy it.
When I said...
Dad said he'd buy it.
Alright!
I got up there!
That was the best!
I said it pretty loud, didn't I?
You're strong!
He was trying to knock him down with his legs crossed.
As a father, it must have been complicated.
No, I don't want to win like this.
No, you can't.
Are you still going to lose?
There must have been times like that.
Father!
If it was right, it would have been a big deal.
Well, it's not said that the left is good.
It's okay.
Now, they've had a wonderful battle.
That's right.
Now, it's your mother's turn.
Yes, yes.
She has a nice gift for you two.
Yes, I have one.
Itsuji can only see you on TV recently,
but I always see your face and worry about you every day.
But, since you were a mountain man,
you also climbed Mt. Kongo a hundred times.
Thanks to you, I think you are much stronger than me.
And like you, please be a kind-hearted, kind- hearted person like me
and become a beloved entertainer.
To me...
To my father...
To everyone in my family...
Sayoko...
To you, Itsuji...
I hope you will always be healthy. Thank you!
Yes!
Wonderful!
It's wonderful!
Wonderful!
Your mother was also a good eater.
Yes, she was.
Now, it's your father's turn.
That's right.
He has to say one thing.
Well...
To sumo...
Even though I lost...
I still have a deep love for it.
I see!
It's beautiful!
I'll steal it!
Why?
Give it to me!
Dad, Mom, thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's all!
Will Itsuji be able to protect his father?
The following program is brought to you by Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals, a well-known pharmaceutical company.
New Food
Brought to you by Desire Japan.
This is the shopping street.
Like you said, it was our main street.
Over there, about 200 meters ahead of us...
...is Ito's house.
Ito was my first partner's house.
You see this wall?
Ito and Hamada had a fight here.
Wall? What wall?
No, no.
So, Hamada locked Ito's head...
...and hit this giraffe building's wall.
Stop it, will you?
So...
...the fight ended...
...and Hamada said, "Let's walk over there."
"Let's go," said Hamada, "let's walk over there."
Ito was still here...
Should I go to Ito's house or Hamada's house?
Let's go to Hamada's house.
Hamada's house is this way.
"Why?" I wonder.
I don't know, but Hamada and I went there.
Oh, I see.
When I was at Ito's house, we didn't get along.
We broke up.
This used to be a casino.
It was a gambling den.
Yes, it was a gambling den, but it's changed now.
Wow, it brings back memories.
This is where they sold red beans.
Yes, it is.
They sold red beans here.
No one bought them.
Wow, I miss this sign so much!
Isn't it gold?
It hasn't changed at all.
It doesn't exist anymore!
No, it doesn't.
You know what I mean, don't you?
It's cold.
It brings back memories.
We used to eat snacks here.
Yes, we did.
This is Shakutani's house!
Shakutani...
I don't want to talk about it anymore!
Shakutani did something bad!
But it wasn't this bad.
I thought it was worse.
No, it wasn't.
No one said anything.
Shakutani is an asshole.
He's a dickhead!
No one said anything!
The next day, I said a lot of things!
And that's how it started.
And then it changed.
This place is so small!
It's so small.
Look, there's something on the wheels!
It's scary!
It's different from Shogos.
Wow, it hasn't changed at all!
Wow, this is my house!
There's nothing here!
This is Hamada's house.
There's nothing here.
It's behind me.
This is his house.
There's nothing here!
This is Hamada's house.
Hey!
Look!
Look at this!
Wow, it's so different!
What is this? I don't know!
There's nothing to explain.
Sorry, we can't explain this.
What is 'kohashioe'?
Hey!
Are you stupid? This used to be a salt department!
What is 'kohashioe'?
I don't know anything about it.
That's Amagasaki.
He's the mayor of Amagasaki.
He's always with the residents.
He's always like...
I know!
This road...
This is Tatsumi's house.
Hey!
Where are you, Tatsumi?
I know now!
Yes, that's where...
That salt department is now your house.
That's Tatsumi's house.
Tatsumi's house...
I know now!
That salt department used to be the mayor's house.
Hey, you...
Only this part hasn't changed.
Sorry, I can't say anything.
This area used to be a northern area.
It used to be a northern area.
But only this part, just a little bit of it is a park now.
Yeah, and you know...
Because of Yoshimoto's kindergarten, I couldn't go there.
Yeah, it was empty.
There was a bench around it.
I used to ride my bike on the bench.
My legs were always like this.
I used to ride my bike on the bench.
My legs were always like this.
I used to ride my bike on the bench.
My legs were always like this.
I used to ride my bike on the bench.
My legs were always like this.
I don't remember exactly when that day was,
but I do remember that it was cold.
Hamada called me to a nearby park.
Why Hamada did such a thing again,
I didn't know at all at the time.
Hey, Hamada.
You're late.
Sorry.
I got caught up in Franky's plan.
What's up?
You know, Matsuno...
Forget it.
What?
Nothing.
What's wrong with you?
Forget it. I don't need anything.
Oh, right. Money. I don't have any.
That's not it.
Oh, I know.
If my dad finds out that I threw away my erotic book...
That's not it!
Then what is it?
You know...
Matsuno...
Why don't we...
join Yoshimoto?
What?
Join Yoshimoto...
and do a play together.
A play with Yoshimoto?
Yeah.
Let's do it together.
Okay?
You don't want to do it with me?
You don't like it?
I see.
Hey, Hamada.
I...
Is it good or bad?
I want to know how you really feel.
I don't care if you don't like it or not.
I don't care if you're embarrassed.
I just want you to know how I feel.
I...
I want to do a play with you.
I want to be on Yoshimoto's stage.
This feeling...
This feeling is real!
So...
I want you to answer me honestly.
Hey, Matsumoto.
This is the last time.
Will you join Yoshimoto with me?
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
I can never forget that day.
I only remember how cold it was that night.
- What's up with you and your husband? - Not good at all.
- Not good? - No, it's sex.
- Oh... - It's popular, you know.
- Not good at all. - Not good at all.
- Sex. - I like it alone.
- You like it alone? - Yes.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- It's a waste of time... - Good morning, everyone!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Well, you're going to help me from now on, aren't you?
- Yes. - Mr. Azuma.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Ota-san, please teach him. - Yes!
- I'm Ota. - Ota-san, nice to meet you.
- Ota-san, nice to meet you.
- Well... I don't know what to say, but... - Yes?
Just remember that you have to tell him everything.
- The message... - That's right.
- Of course. - Of course.
- Well, it's two yen per person, so it's one yen. - One yen.
- One yen for two yen. - One yen for two yen.
- Thank you.
- Put it here. - Put it here.
This is what you have to put it on. You have to put it on yourself.
- I know. - Yes, yes.
- You say it like that. - Yes, yes.
- That's amazing.
- If you lie too much... - Yes, yes, yes.
- You know, like Azuma-san... - Yes, yes.
- Well, I'm not going to say anything unnecessary. - What?
- You're going to buy it. - You're buying it.
- Really? - Yes.
- No, I'm not going to say anything unnecessary. - Yes.
- Build a house! - Yes.
- Yes.
- Let's do our best! - Yes!
- Please! - Please!
We do not have any new messages for you.
You're good.
This is the Lusuban Telephone Service Center.
We have two new messages for you.
If you have a message for us, please press number one.
To save a message, press number two.
To delete a message, please press number three.
To delete a message, please press number four.
Thank you for using our main menu.
To delete a message, please press number five.
Thank you for using our main menu.
Hello, Lusuban Telephone Service Center.
Please call us back later.
This is the Lusuban Telephone Service Center.
We have 26 new messages for you.
Thank you!
We are...
Honga's...
Electrical...
Research...
Institute!
It's been a while.
We'll go patrol the city again today!
Take care of yourself, Mr. Satez!
Thank you!
Eros is invading such a beautiful city!
How do we tell Mr. Escog?
Stop!
This is bad!
Yesco is very focused on the electronics and health exercise.
Above the isolation there are ...
Electronics and ...
Message!
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
With this I am fine.
Electronics and ...
Pachinko!
This is an electronic message!
What? What?
Unfortunately, this city is full of eros.
I won't forgive you for anything!
Wait for me!
Hey! Sorry! Sorry!
Esco, you came!
Thank you! Look at this punishment!
I won't forgive you!
For me, it's that technique! Special move!
Electromagnetic wave!
Bang!
You're going to do that?
That's it!
Standby, okay!
Alright! Let's go!
Okay!
Okay! I'm counting on you, Yoshiko!
Alright! Wait for me, Oklahoma's father and daughter!
Prepare yourself!
Let's go!
Okay!
We did it!
Eros!
No!
Hostess.
Matsumoto Hitoshi, three years old.
I went to my grandmother's country house for summer vacation.
There, I caught five hostesses.
Looking at hostesses all day, I don't get bored.
After all, hostesses only raise girls.
Hostesses are nocturnal.
They don't move much in the morning.
But in the evening, they start shining brightly.
They're as beautiful as lies.
And they sing beautifully for you.
I want you!
I love you!
I want you!
Even at night, when it gets dark,
I want you!
Even at night, when it gets dark,
Hostess will silently weep.
I want you!
Take my heart away!
I want you!
I love such a Hostess.
I want you, I want you, I want love, I want special love!
Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Are you going to end like this?!
He's really mad at you!
I was surprised!
Thank you for your hard work!
When you come to a hotel, you probably know this, but there is a common pattern.
You wake up...
10 minutes until midnight.
No, you don't have to say it.
Say it.
I dare say it.
I will wake up tomorrow.
15 minutes until midnight.
Hurry up.
15 minutes until midnight.
You wake up, right?
10 minutes until midnight.
Why do you say that?
When you get up, when you get up, when you get up...
At this moment.
Listen! You are entertainers!
You are funny!
You are entertainers!
I don't think we will show you how we wake up.
We won't go that far.
We will start at ten in the morning and go in order.
Good morning.
This is...
The east...
The east room.
I understand.
Is he sleeping?
He is awake.
Is he awake?
He is awake.
Which one is this?
(Laughter)
You...
Your body hurts, doesn't it?
(Laughter)
If you sleep like that...
(Laughter)
You're a warrior who's tired of fighting.
(Laughter)
You're a real one, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
It hurts.
Look at you, fighting like this.
Well...
So you slept?
Yes.
I've been fighting and fighting and fighting.
You're a great one.
I can't sleep.
You can't sleep, can you?
I can't sleep.
So please go home now.
(Laughter)
I want to take it off now.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
You're amazing.
Thank you very much.
(Music)
This one?
You were licking it yesterday.
That's right.
You must have been hungry on the way.
Yes.
(Laughter)
Mr. Cameraman, let's go.
(Laughter)
Look at him.
What's with that frightened look?
It used to be like that.
Yes, it stopped.
But it wasn't as bad as it is now.
I see.
(Laughter)
Good morning.
Did you sleep well?
Yes.
You still have some work to do.
Yes.
Don't you?
I'm really tired.
You look like you're about to pass out.
Don't say that!
(Laughter)
Next up is "Iwata".
You're trying to fool me, aren't you?
I see.
I'm telling you, but you're doing this.
I see.
Do it this way.
Okay.
What were you doing last night?
I was tired and fell asleep after the show.
You have a great face.
I couldn't sleep at all.
Really?
I couldn't sleep at all.
Were you able to sleep?
Yes, I was able to sleep.
I couldn't sleep at all.
Your way of speaking is terrible.
It's hot.
My head is about to explode.
The last one is a guitar.
I still play it.
You still play it?
Yes.
Ah, you mean Dracula?
It's normal.
Good morning.
It's fun.
You're here.
What if it's like this?
It's fun.
It's normal.
I'm just saying it normally.
I don't want to die.
It's dazzling. It's hot.
Good morning.
Look, it's the last one.
It's a chair!
What's up with you?
You're old-fashioned.
I don't like it at all.
It hurts. You're old-fashioned.
What's up with you?
What are you laughing about?
Why are you laughing now?
What are you calling me?
What are you waiting for?
Don't laugh like that!
Don't drink!
So, Hamada's house is...
It's just behind this house.
This is where he sang.
Yoshimoto Ikenobu.
This park doesn't exist anymore, does it?
He also practiced his lines here in the beginning.
He called one of his friends and said, "Hey, let me sit down."
Hey, look at my lines.
Hey, it was around there.
Yes, I think so, too.
He did it with a good vibe.
He said, "Yes, I think so."
That day came quietly.
The day of the first stage of manzai.
A sense of tension that seems to burst in an instant if you touch it with your hand.
I pretended not to see that broken thing.
They're going to get it.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Are you okay?
Hey, let's do it again.
Are you okay?
Hey, I have an idea.
Hey, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
Listen up, Kyo Japansuke.
I'll be first.
I'll be second.
This is where we belong.
Hello, I'm Tamada of Downtown.
I'm Matsumoto of Downtown.
Nice to meet you.
You all look happy.
I haven't been happy lately.
You didn't look like it at all.
No, no, I'm the happiest when I'm watching TV.
And news on TV.
There's a lot of scary stories lately.
That's true.
But the most prominent case is this kidnapping.
Yes, kidnapping.
That's bad manners.
Bad manners.
Kidnapping a little girl and calling her later.
Hello?
Yes, yes.
You have a son in second grade, don't you?
Yes, I do, but what?
I have a sixth grader.
Wait a minute!
What does your son have to do with it?
I don't want to hear that!
Hello?
Yes, yes.
Your son...
Yes.
I'm taking care of him.
What?
I'm taking care of him.
What?!
Don't be so surprised.
You're taking care of him in the morning.
I'm not taking care of him!
I don't have a parent to take care of!
You're the manager, so you have to give me some money.
How much do you want?!
As much as you want.
How much do you want?!
Yes, yes.
Hello?
Hey, bring me some money.
Money?!
I'm Matsumoto of second grade.
What?!
What the hell are you doing?!
Can you bring it to me?
Tell me the place.
Place?
A faraway place.
A faraway place?
Of course it's a faraway place! Call me from a faraway place!
A faraway place?
A faraway place.
Always a faraway place.
A faraway place!
It's in Tengo.
No, no, no!
Hello?
Then, you know...
Don't call me "Gatta Gatta" anymore!
Bring me five million yen!
Five million yen?!
Yes, five million yen!
I'll bring it!
Where should I bring it?
You know...
You shouldn't let people around you fool you.
Yes, yes!
Bring it as I say.
As you say!
Listen carefully!
I'll listen carefully!
Yes!
Put five million yen in a green bag and write "yellow bag" on white paper and leave it there while saying "red bag".
I'll bring it while saying "black bag".
I don't know about that!
What?
Hello?
Yes, yes.
Hey, you must bring it!
I'll bring it for sure!
You must bring it!
Please take care of my son!
Right?!
What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What?
Hello?
Yes?
Did something happen?
What?!
Did something happen to my son?!
Hello?!
Hello?
Yes, yes.
Don't be surprised if you hear it.
What?!
My mother...
Your mother?!
She told me not to call her for too long and told me to be quiet.
Hey!
Don't say it!
In this way...
Hamada and I came up with a new style as "manzai city downtown".
In the spring of 1918,
my friend Hamada Matsumoto changed into his partner Hamada Matsumoto.
Even if you say "I like it",
an amateur...
still...
He has changed.
If you had done it earlier,
you could have done it in more detail.
Oh, really?
He hasn't changed at all.
Look at this!
It's like "manzai city downtown".
Yes.
No!
The sky has become narrower.
In the past, there were mountains like "manzai city downtown".
Right?
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Everyone's eyes are...
Everyone's eyesight is about 5.0.
It's really bad.
It's terrible.
It's great.
Right?
Everyone's wearing shoes.
I was surprised about that.
It's great.
It's great, isn't it?
Basically, it's like "manzai city downtown".
Let's go, let's go.
This program is brought to you by...
Seiyaku Kobayashi.
Meirensha.
Nisshin Foods.
Brought to you by Nestle Japan.