AISubs v3.4
Tonight's game is "Morango vs. Tehuanes".
Decide to hide and fight in Kunche, Morango.
Then shoot a balloon and try to gain the most total points!
It won't be easy because it's the most dangerous and scary game you've ever created.
Oh yeah, be careful not to die!
So be brave, but conscious!
Your call!
Here we go!
Listen up, everyone!
Each team...
...will bring this flagpole...
...and get on this machine!
Okay?
In front of this machine...
...there are numbers ranging from 10 to 100.
To aim for these numbers...
...there are angles ranging from bad rank to 10th rank.
And as Nyanter said...
...if you miss...
...this will go over there.
What's with you?!
It's a prank!
Look at the camera!
It's the same, it's the same, it's the same.
Same old camera, same old camera.
Look at the timing and shoot with this flagpole.
If you break it, you'll get points for those numbers.
Okay, Team Masumoto will go first!
Team Masumoto...
...will you go first?
Yes!
How many points will you aim for?
80!
40!
Yes, 40!
40!
To the starting point...
...go ahead!
Bye-bye!
It's okay!
This is really the last chance.
Ready?
Tonight, you and your team will be dead!
Let's go!
Yeah! Yeah!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
How many points should we aim for? Thirty!
Go for it! Go for it!
At least go higher than the number of cities!
Then fifty! Fifty!
Well then, let's go! Yes!
Please go to the starting point!
Fifty!
Go for it, fifty!
Go for it! Go for it!
Ah! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
I don't like this situation!
Wait! Wait!
Ah! My spine is going to break!
Well then, let's go!
Ah! Wait! Eh?
We've already been there!
Really?
Yeah!
Well then, let's go!
Yes!
I'm scared of this shaking!
That was scary!
It's okay.
It looks scary.
How many points will you aim for?
60.
60 points.
Please come to the starting point of the 7th round!
You can do it!
Huh?
What? I'm scared!
But it's scary.
Huh?
What should we do?
I'm scared. What should we do?
What should we do?
Let's go.
Yes.
Should we ride it?
Let's go!
What should we do?
Let's go!
Please come to the starting point!
I'm a little scared, too.
Don't be scared.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
Why? Why?
Why?
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
Let's go, Ryoko!
Let's go!
So even if you aim for a low spot and hit it, even if you don't hit it here, you can hit it from about 8 and when you come back you can hit it from 30.
That's right!
That doesn't matter either.
That's right, that's right.
So for me, I aim for 100 from 3.
Why!?
Can't you reach it?
Well, there are various things about that personality. It's funny!
That's a personality!
It's like you!
How many points will you aim for?
I'm losing right now.
Right now it's 90 against 0.
For now, I'll aim for 70.
70!?
Mr. Higashino!
Your face has changed!
Hey, Mr. Higashino?
Are you really Mr. Higashino?
I'm Mr. Higashino!
Mr. Higashino!
What's with that face?
You're my big brother!
You're my big brother, Ribut!
I'm Mr. Higashino!
Alright, then!
Wait a minute!
Should I hold this?
Hold it!
It's dangerous!
Hold it!
This is crazy!
Hold it, Mr. Higashino!
Mr. Higashino!
Who is it?!
It's not funny! It's not funny at all!
You know...
He's laughing a lot.
Shino's face when he falls is really funny.
See you later.
See you later!
Alright!
Let's do it!
What is this?
For example, if I were your friend for ten years...
Would you like me to do this?
Goodbye!
Wait a minute!
I can't do that for a hundred years...
Let's catch up first!
Fifty years?
Sixty years!
Are you guys done?
Sixty years...
Sixty years!
Go for it! Go for it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is impossible! This is really impossible!
I'm sweating!
This is really impossible!
A new Tsutsukasa...
If you go that far, I won't be able to take it off again.
Hey, come back! Come back!
He came back slowly.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You know me well!
Look at this face! This is an impossible face!
If you do that, I'll die!
I'm sorry! I'll do it in a funny way!
Go!
He came back slowly.
He came back slowly!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
He's really cool!
Hey, you're already 50 years old!
Yes, I'm 50 years old.
Yes, please raise it!
Thank you!
This is really scary!
How do you talk with your hands like this?!
No, it seems like you can talk with both hands.
Yes, it's better to go first.
Yes, then let's go, Matsumoto-san!
Please!
Let's go!
Thank you!
As expected of Yamashita!
I'm a little...
I'm already panicking!
I'm panicking!
It's ok, it's ok!
- Don't panic! - I'm panicking!
Calm down!
- Don't panic! - I'm panicking!
This is really...
It's ok!
- I'm panicking! - You little brat!
This is really...
- Let's go! - Go for it!
- Konkon! - I'm going!
(Sound of a car crashing into a bridge)
Hurry up!
(Sound of a car crashing into a bridge)
Uwaa! Uwaa! Uwaa! Uwaa!
150 against 50, of course we'll do it.
Well, of course we will.
Yes, what?
I can't do it anymore.
I've done it 50 times and I can't do it anymore.
I really... I really can't do it anymore.
People might think I'm a really boring guy.
Can you do it?
But can you do it?
Hey!
What are you going to do?
If you do it, it'll end here.
You have to try it.
Eh?
You have to try it.
You are a man, aren't you?
This program is brought to you by...
What's wrong with you? You're misunderstanding something!
What's wrong with you?
Can you do it?
How do you do it?
Sorry, you can go now.
Thank you very much!
It's a tie, right?
Yes.
But I'm first, so...
Yes.
Next, I, Hongo, will go.
If I fail 100 times, it's a tie and it's over.
Yes.
Right?
If I succeed, it's my victory.
I'm sorry!
Hongo!
Yes!
This is what happened to me!
Are you okay?
Please go.
Yes!
Calm down!
Don't panic!
Now!
It's fine if you say it like that, but...
What are you doing?
Even if you go to the east, you just end up in the same place.
Yes, that's right.
That's why you can't do anything different in the east.
In Japan...
In Japan, if you divide 100, you only divide 50 when you go home.
You're so cool!
Don't look down! Don't look down!
Over there! Over there!
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
Let me go!
(cheers and applause)
It's been a while since we've had a draw!
Let's try another scene.
Ryoma is hiding in the back of the shrine.
And there's a city girl, Oryou...
Is it from here?
Yes, Oryou comes from here.
Ryoma! Kakamoto!
And Ryoma comes out of the shrine.
It's here.
Ryoma...
Is it true that we're going to Edo tomorrow?
Yes.
When Katsu is in a match...
and we're told to change the era...
But...
Ryoma!
Oryou!
Yes!
Let's do a one-cut.
- One-cut? - Yes!
- Okay! - Yes!
- Is this okay? - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Kano! - Yes!
- Okay? - Yes!
- Shouzan, okay? - Okay!
- Rokomzan, okay? - Yes, good morning!
- Shouzan, first... - Yes!
Kano-san, please say "thank you for coming today"!
Yes!
"Thank you for coming today" is basically the same, right?
Yes!
- But you can't say "thank you for coming today", right? - Yes!
So I just remembered...
"Thank you for coming today" was the second part of "one life for free", right?
- As a honest entertainer, right? - Yes!
Well, I didn't say "one life for free" specifically, but...
Yes!
But you're doing your best!
Here! Interesting-looking miso ramen!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Okay, let's do it! - Yes!
- Okay, let's do it! - Are you okay?
Let's do it!
- Are you okay? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Okay, let's go! - Okay, let's go!
- Okay, let's do it! - Yes!
Scene thirty-six, cut one!
Okay, ready...
Start!
Good morning, Yuu-chan.
Cut!
Yuu-chan, you were walking around with a man and an arm in the morning, weren't you?
But it's hard to make an arm like that, isn't it?
Here you are, a pencil sharpener.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Again!
Excuse me!
Are you all right?
I'm lost.
Cut!
Just don't take pictures of me.
Last one!
Scene 30, cut!
Ready...
Start!
Good morning, Yuu-chan.
Cut!
Mother...
Yes?
During the production...
Yes, yes, yes...
You...
Since I said "ready"...
It was bad, wasn't it?
Yes, yes, yes...
It was bad, wasn't it?
But you're doing your best, so...
Here you are, Anjou's haircut.
Anjou?
What's Anjou?
Anjou...
It's fine.
Hurry up.
But it's true, isn't it?
It's true.
Yes.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Here you are.
Thank you.
Let's do it properly!
Yes!
Yuu-chan, are you all right?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Scene 30, cut!
Ready...
Action!
Master Ryouga!
Master Sakagoto!
Here!
Is it true that we'll be standing in Edo tomorrow?
Of course it's true!
Shut up! Shut up!
Is it true that Nishikawa Kihoshi stood in front of the zoo's cage to do the bear dance?
Hey! Break!
Excuse me! We're taking a break! We'll take a 15 minute break!
The one who couldn't keep their 15 minute break is comedy number one, right?
It's true, right?
Here's your telephone card!
(Laughs)
Ah! Mr. Bear!
Excuse me!
We lost!
Let's go!
Ouch!
Mr. Bear! Mr. Bear! There's a monster! Mr. Bear!
There's a monster!
Who's this, Mr. Bear?
There's a monster! Mr. Bear!
It came out! It came out! I don't know!
Ramen bar!
(Laughs)
Excuse me!
Is there no one here?
Yesterday...
I got a perm.
(Laughs)
Are you taking a break?
(Sound of door opening and closing)
(Laughs)
Don't mess up!
(Laughs)
What are you laughing at?
(Laughs)
It's funny, isn't it?
(Laughs)
It's funny, isn't it?
(Laughs)
Tuesday is off!
(Laughs)
Hey!
(Laughs)
Isn't it like that?
(Laughs)
It's like that!
(Laughs)
Hey!
Why don't you get like this?
(Laughs)
Hey!
Why don't you get like this?
(Laughs)
Hey!
(Laughs)
Why don't you get like this?
(Laughs)
Oh, oh, oh, it's bad, it's bad!
Hama-chan proposed golfing to Gotz just two years ago.
It was when he started to feel addicted to golf, even privately.
Let's take a look back at Hama-chan's golf, which is progressing, however slowly but surely.
Masatoshi Kamada! The Miracle of Golf!
There are five entertainers who played against Hama- chan in "Ghost".
There is also a famous singer who is about to reach a single, and even a beginner who is about to for the first time.
The first opponent Hama-chan fought against was the famous singer Misako Tanaka.
Now, let's see what kind of swing she will show us.
I heard she is quite good at it!
Wow!
That's great!
Her pose is also powerful!
Now, Hama-chan can't lose anymore!
Wow!
Even for herself, it was a surprising nice shot!
You can do it if you keep it close here, Hama- chan!
I won.
It's short!
It's open!
Two cones of Ikepocha!
But you never know until you try it!
Alright!
It's the next course!
No way!
I won!
You're still over there!
That being said,
Misako Tanaka's skills weren't just rumored to be amazing!
Alright!
Hama-chan didn't eat a thing and lost!
Our next opponent is a little taller than Hama- chan,
Takagi Kiyoko-san!
But from the start, she didn't come close!
I hate that!
She can't lose against Hama-chan!
Relax your shoulders and focus only on the ball!
Huh?
I'm not doing anything!
You are?!
No, I'm not!
Has she lost her mind?
But Hama-chan showed it!
But Takagi-san didn't lose either!
A front shot that can be said to be exquisite!
Hama-chan is in a big pinch!
But!
Takagi-san missed the putt!
Will the goddess of victory smile at Hama-chan?
The putt that decides the winner has been decided!
I lost!
Hama-chan made Takagi-san lose!
The next opponent is Tassho-Masashi-san, who is said to be much better than Hama-chan!
But in front of the TV camera, for some reason, there are rumors about the opponent!
Is it a love affair?
However, this is the important Hama-chan!
Go to the garden! Go to the garden!
I lost!
It's a garden! It's a garden!
It's a garden!
Hama-chan doesn't have much room for Tassho- Masashi-san!
But this is a beautiful swing!
Nice on!
At some point, both of them are completely silent!
A serious match that you don't think is a gods!
The result is!
I lost!
Hama-chan is out of breath!
Is there a difference of opinion? Is it a win?
I lost!
Hama-chan is completely out of breath!
The next opponent is Hiroki Yakumaru, whose beautiful form makes you wonder about his ability!
Hey, look at me!
He suddenly came!
One-on!
The pin is about four meters!
This is not good!
But I was surprised myself!
Now! Don't lose, Hama-chan!
I lost!
He is a bit of a top of Colombia!
Yakumaru is relaxed enough to play a father's game like singing for a moment!
On the other hand, Hama-chan is in trouble!
And again, trouble!
It's the worst!
This is Yakumaru-san's winning putter!
In the end, it's a birdie!
As expected of Hama-chan's skills!
Hama-chan, cheers!
Our next opponent is the actress, Kotegawa Yuko- san!
She's quite good at golf!
There's no useless power in her swing!
This is a strong opponent!
On top of that, she's full of courage!
A strong batting!
Hama-chan is in a pinch!
It went in!
Hama-chan lost!
Is it over?
It's over!
I lost, so who will you introduce me to?
If you bring someone who's decent...
Moto Fuyuki-san.
You can win, right?
No, I don't know her. I've never seen her play golf.
Hama-chan will win this time.
It might be a good show.
If I play against the next person and lose...
I think you should quit.
I understand. I promise.
If you lose, you quit.
Will something bad happen?
Hamada Masatoshi is determined.
What will happen?
Hamada Masatoshi's first golf match!
Good morning!
Let me introduce you to...
Moto Fuyuki-san!
Good morning!
I'm getting nervous.
You're under a lot of pressure.
But you went racing in the morning.
I'm proud of myself.
People say I'm the worst entertainer.
If I lose to you today...
I'll say you're worse.
You're the worst.
If you lose to me...
You're the only one left.
The first hole is already exciting.
It's a 326-yard straight middle hole.
I hope you get a nice shot today, Hama-chan!
Here I go.
Get it right.
Oh!
Oh, this is to the left.
Another trouble start.
Oh, I just saw it bounce and fall over there.
Now, Fuyuki's driver shot.
Oh, where did it go?
A little to the right, but...
Thank goodness, thank goodness, it went over.
Is it getting better?
The distance is about seven.
Really.
Now, Hama-chan's third shot is a difficult shot over the bunker.
Oh, it's big.
No, no, no, it's wonderful.
This is a nice one.
I'm in trouble.
Is it okay?
On the other hand, Fuyuki-san's shot is similar, but...
What?! What?! What?!
I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
This is bad!
Okay, so it's not a bunker shot.
It's a bunker shot that he's not good at, but if he doesn't get it right, he'll have a hard time later.
It's heavy!
Nice out!
I'm in trouble.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
This is wonderful.
You bald guy!
Okay, it's another game.
Fuyuki-san puts this in and waits for Hama-chan's result.
Oh, I got it in now.
Oh, it's in!
I got it in.
Oh, close!
Okay.
Okay?
Six shots and a cup in!
On the other hand, Hama-chan, if he gets this right, this hole is a win, but...
Yeah!
Nice in!
Hama-chan definitely can't lose!
First of all, it's a win!
Okay, second hole, 515 yards per five.
Let's watch this hole from Hama-chan's third shot.
Go! Go!
Bazaar!
You've done it.
Is it okay over there?
If you go too far over there, you'll go straight over there.
Now, on the other hand, Fuyuki-san, let's show a nice shot here and let go of it!
Ah! Stop it! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Is it okay here?
Well, Fuyuki-san is also a cliff. You really get along well with each other.
I won after all.
No, but I can tell right away. It's like you're watching my golf.
Hama-chan's sixth shot is about 50 yards up to the pin.
It's a good distance!
Pro!
It's a miss on!
Why are you saying nasty things again?
You're used to it, aren't you?
Nasty things...
It's quite short, isn't it?
Can you hit it properly?
Oh, good! Good, good, good!
Hey!
Oh, you can hit it, can't you?
I'll put it in and wait.
Yes.
If you put it in, you win.
If you put it in, you split it up.
Fuyuki-san, put it in and split it up!
Ah, I don't like it!
So, this hole is Hama-chan's second shot!
I lost because of you, frankly.
Ah, you're like my alter ego!
Now, the third hole is 312 yards up to the pin.
Fuyuki-san, if you drop it here, you'll definitely lose.
Do your best!
Here I go!
It's over!
It's the same as before!
Oh, Hama-chan's caught it again!
It's stable.
I hate you!
Golf!
Now, Fuyuki-san, this is your chance!
Your chance!
Ah, it's the same shot!
No, but it's flying higher than me.
They're really getting along well.
Point your waist firmly.
That's right, let's hit it firmly!
Oh? The ball is five meters away and...
Pop!
Nice out!
You're good!
Now, it's Hama-chan's third!
What's this?
Wow!
Genius!
Nice on!
Now, we're in trouble, Fuyuki-san!
Hey! Right now!
You're good, you're good!
Am I good?
You're good, you're good, you're good!
Go, go!
Nice on!
Ah, thank goodness!
This old man, really!
You're so persistent!
Fuyuki-san is persistent, but...
This is Hama-chan's winning putt!
No, no, no, no.
Let's just put it in.
Just put it in.
It was a bit of a mess on the way, but...
Hama-chan's happy third win!
I want to advertise it for once.
I lost.
Please put this on.
I'll never take it off!
No matter where I go.
It's precious, isn't it?
There are a lot of people who think they've won, but...
Fuyuki-san, thank you very much!
Golf is said to be a battle against oneself.
Hamada won the battle against Fuyuki-san...
But he wasn't convinced of his golf skills.
He said he wouldn't hold the club in the gods.
After the recording, he announced the end of this corner.
However, this is the beginning of Hamada's new challenge.
THE END
I was worried about you.
I'm fine now.
Are you sure?
And Mitsuko... I mean, where is your mother?
I don't know.
Where did she go? Toilet?
I don't know.
Ask her, you idiot!
You guys are really...
Hey, did you get a soldier?
Not yet.
Not yet? Do you want me to replace you?
What's wrong with you? Aren't you happy?
You took a break from work and came here.
Hey, Maza.
What about your hair?
Did you shave it?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
Isn't it growing?
Hey! Hey!
You're crazy! Let me see!
Stop it!
I don't like it!
Stop it!
Let me see! Let me see!
Uncle!
Hey! What's this?
What's up with you?
What?
What's up with you?
Uncle, you came.
What do you mean you came?
Mizuko!
I came to see you because you said you were sick.
Who are you?
It's fine today. Let's not fight about it.
What does it have to do with you?
I called you.
Why?
Because you said you wanted to see me.
What are you talking about?
What is it?
You said you came because you were sick.
You said you wanted to see me!
Okay.
I'm going home now. See you later.
Hey!
Wait a minute.
Sit down.
Sit down!
What's going on?
Your wife...
Yes.
She said you were sick.
She's in a bad mood.
Try to cheer her up.
What are you talking about?
You're not supposed to say that!
I didn't come to see you.
This is a hospital!
I know.
You're not supposed to be sick like this!
You're acting weird.
You need to stop it.
Stop it?
Tell me straight.
Get out of here!
It's not "mukade".
What's "mukade"?
It's not "mukade" at all!
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you!
Hey!
I'm telling you!
Do you understand?
I'm telling you!
I'm telling you about the hotel!
Hey you!
I'm telling you about the hotel in front of the station!
I'm telling you about New Versailles!
Why not?
I'm telling you!
Well...
It's none of my business.
It's fine if you say it.
But you shouldn't say it in front of patients and children.
Why not?
I'm telling you!
Right, Masa?
I want a sister!
Why not?
I'm telling you!
Stop it.
I'm going to turn the bed around.
Hey!
You!
Hey!
You're drunk.
You know what I'm saying.
You're drunk.
You know what I'm saying!
Hey you!
Get out of my face!
Don't make me mad!
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry to make you mad.
Please have a seat.
Oh well...
I'm a little drunk.
I've noticed that you haven't been fighting since around noon.
I haven't been fighting since around noon.
Well...
I've realized I shouldn't hit my own son.
- I'm sorry. - No, no, it's my pleasure.
- Well... - Yes.
I'm sorry, really.
Uncle...
As I've said before...
Let's live together in my house.
Right, uncle?
Well...
Right, mom?
Well...
Let's live together in my house!
- Well... - Right?
Right, uncle? Let's live together!
- Take it! - Take it!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Uncle, let's live together! - Are you OK?
- Let's live in my house! - Are you OK?
- Right? Right? - Uncle...
- You want to live with me? You want to live with me? - Ouch!
- Are you OK? - Ouch!
- Let's live together! - I'll call the teacher.
- Wait a minute. - Uncle!
- Teacher! - Uncle!
- Teacher! - Let's live together!
- If we live together... - Ouch!
- We'll see that lizard dance again. - Ouch!
- What did you do? - Ouch!
- Huh? - What?
- You're bleeding. - Huh?
- You're cute. - Huh?
- Let me see! - Ouch!
- I need to take off my clothes. - Ouch!
- I'm deep. - Are you OK?
- I'll take off my clothes. - OK.
- Let's go. - Ouch!
- I need to take off my clothes. - Ouch!
- I need to take off my clothes. - Are you OK?
- I need to take off my clothes. - You're deep.
- I need to take off my clothes. - Let's go.
- Are you OK? - Ouch!
- Are you OK? - Hang in there!
- Ouch!
- Take off your clothes. You'll get hurt again.
- What's wrong with you? - Ouch!
- Let's live together. - Please.
- I'll call the teacher. - Huh?
- Are you OK? - Let's live together.
- Ouch!
- Let's go.
Are you okay?
Hang in there.
I'll put it on you.
Here you are.
May I?
I'm sorry.
This is all I can do for you now.
Don't worry about it.
Are you okay?
It's better to put it on you.
Ouch!
Does it hurt?
I know it hurts.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Hurry up.
Are you okay?
Hang in there.
I'll put it on you.
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Hurry up.
Shut up.
Let's go.
(Singing)
How many dollars do you have in your hands?
Maiden provided food and supplies.