AISubs v3.4
Beautiful as a steel body from a proud queen.
With her chicken skin, give a round to your mommy.
The Red Prepared Queen of Suzuki Contest!
Okay, and here they are the leaders of this incredible contest,
MC Hamada and Suzuki Setty!
Now, everyone watching the TV and the audience, welcome to the new stage!
Ah, thank you, thank you!
Today we have a "continuation contest".
Thank you very much!
I'm a referee and you're a continuation specialist.
I'm a continuation specialist, but...
Yes, yes.
Well, I was prepared in this outfit and I thought you wouldn't accept me even if I went out.
Ah, well, when I saw you wearing it, I felt lonely.
You're amazing. When you don't accept me, you know in advance.
I've been doing this for 15 years, so I thought you wouldn't accept me.
Well, this doesn't matter.
Yes!
Today's main event is "continuation"?
Yes, "continuation"!
Yes!
Well, you'll have one attack and one referee each.
Yes, yes, yes.
You'll decide who goes first with rock-paper- scissors, right?
I see, I see.
So, the main event is "continuation specialist"!
Yes!
Are you accepting me?
The audience...
Are you okay?
Is that so?
The winner will receive a prize.
How much is it?
100,000 yen.
100,000 yen? That's cheap!
Can you give me a little more?
No, it's fine. You're a continuation specialist and you're giving me 100,000 yen.
It's fine, you idiot!
Well, if my partner says so...
Well, then...
Let's go!
The first group is...
Yes!
Junko Mihara and Yugo Anai!
I feel sorry for Anai.
Why?
She's been a winner since the first round.
She's not the same as before.
She's still the same.
Um, Miyara-san.
Yes?
Don't do this.
Oh, you scared me.
Grabbing like this.
But you're smart, right?
No, don't put it in your nose.
Um, like here.
Like here.
If you put it in here, you'll die.
You're killing someone, aren't you?
Ah, scary!
Now, you two. Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Here you go.
Ah! I won! I won!
Which one do you choose?
Here!
Here?
Ah, okay.
So you put the sword in Miyara-junko's mouth first.
Yes!
Hey, can you do it after that?
Huh?
Can you do it?
Ah, well...
How much do you want me to do?
No, I'm serious.
Do it with all your might.
With all my strength.
Okay, then.
Miyara-junko.
Ah!
Let's do it with all your might.
Here you go.
Ah!
Look down.
Oh!
Now, you two.
Yes!
You can't do it, right?
No, you can't!
Hey, you!
Yes?
You're angry, so you should say it back!
Why should we say it back?
Let's stop it!
Huh?!
Go for it.
Ready?
Anai!
Ah!
I don't know how to say it, but it's amazing!
It's like I'm having a dream.
It's normal.
So, the semi-final is...
Let's go to the next one!
Yes, let's go to the next one.
The second group of the first round is...
Aitaki and Aida!
Kii-chan, how do you like it here? I'm not going to say "gan" but...
Kii-chan, you don't like it, do you?
You know, your way of speaking and Japanese are the same!
Aitaki and Aida!
No! It hurts!
No, no, no!
It hurts!
No, no, no!
You're doing it the wrong way!
You're making a sound because you're making a voice!
But I said "gan" and Kii-chan went "bam"!
Even if you do it like that...
That was the other side!
The other side!
I'm sorry!
You're making a sound like that!
That's right, that's right!
Aida also went "bam" and Kii-chan went "bam"!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
I don't think you should be sorry about this but...
We can't do anything about it.
Let's do it again!
This is like a TV show!
Now, Aida and Mashio's attack!
That's enough!
Ouch!
It didn't make a sound at all!
It did, it did!
Kii-chan, you're going to eat me!
Now, Aida and Kii-chan's attack!
Please judge!
You... How can you judge something like this?
Let's go! First round, third pair!
It's hot...
You... Matsumura Tomoko, please!
Here we go!
Hey, don't get excited!
It's because it's the first time we've met.
You're not going anywhere!
I'll show you!
Alright, let's go!
Let's start with Matsubara's attack!
That was a pretty good attack.
Now, it's time for...
Yuu's attack!
Eh? Here?
Eh?
There's someone like you in the movie!
Ah! Help me!
There's someone like you in the movie!
Help me!
There's someone like you in the movie!
Eh? Here?
Now, it's time for...
Yuu's attack!
Please go to the other side!
Here we go! The last of the first round is...
Yabemio Omakuriko!
Thank you for your hard work!
Old lady!
Young girl!
Yes!
Right?
You're amazing!
Mr. Comet!
You're too powerful! What are you going to do?
I don't like it! What should I do?!
Right?
Yes!
I'm scared!
Now!
Ah!
Ah, that's good!
You're mean!
Go ahead!
Ouch!
Attack from the side!
Ouch!
Put it in your nose!
Put it in your nose! It's not good for your eyes!
Stop it! Stop it!
Attack from the side!
When you're on stage, your seniors welcome you.
Am I a senior?
Not at all!
You don't have to say that!
Attack from the side!
Shut up!
Attack from the side!
Ouch!
No, I'm sorry. It actually hurts.
Now, the verdict!
Red! Red! Red!
Now, let's announce the verdict!
The second team is...
Yuu and Yabe!
Everyone's losing motivation.
Do your best. It's 100,000 yen.
Now, let's go!
Yabe's attack!
Ouch!
Yuu's attack!
Ouch!
Now, let's move on to...
...the stable one!
Did it hurt?
It didn't hurt, did it?
No.
The final round!
Now, before the final round...
Yes?
For 1,000 people...
Yes?
For 1,000 people who continue...
...we'll have a "continuation contest" with an image song!
Now...
Yes?
Image song?
What's that?
Whatever!
Now, image song, please!
♪ Continuation ♪
Can you use this?
Thank you very much!
You're noisy!
Let's do it!
Final match!
Let's start with Yu's attack!
Final match!
This program is brought to you by Misshin Food, Nestle Japan, and Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals.
Now, let's start with a skillful attack and a close combat!
(cheers and applause)
Oh, it worked!
No, it worked, it worked.
The semi-final match will be decided by...
...an intermediate attack!
(cheers and applause)
Was it good?
I don't know!
The winner of the final match is...
...Yuma!
(cheers and applause)
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes.
I wanted to play with Mihara.
I'm sorry, Mihara!
(cheers and applause)
It's the winner's words.
That's right.
We can't ignore it.
In the end, we didn't win.
Right?
Yes.
After all, Mihara is the queen.
Yes, of course.
Yes.
Mihara is a woman who made a tank with a hammer.
(laughter)
I know all the little things...
(laughter)
...but I know you're good at it!
(laughter)
I know you're good at it!
(laughter)
Okay!
Let's start with Yuma's attack!
Ha!
(cheers and applause)
I forgot something I shouldn't have done!
You did it!
I should have kept it light even if it was a lie.
Kyuga, you're laughing!
I'll kill you!
Okay, let's go.
It's a Miyara Junko attack!
Oh! (cheers and applause)
It's heavy.
Is it heavy?
Kyuga!
The sound is harsh, isn't it?
It's not a variety show.
It's a documentary!
I won! I won a prize of 100,000 yen!
Thank you!
(cheers and applause)
Congratulations to Kairo!
Thank you to all of you who fought!
Thank you!
That's all for this week's "Junko Attack"!
(cheers and applause)
(music)
Nakaji and Siba want to get married.
(laughter)
Next person, please.
Good evening.
(laughter)
Again?
Again? I've been waiting for you.
(laughter)
I'm bored!
What did you say?
I'm bored!
Don't you have work to do?
I do.
Be more polite.
I do.
Right, Azami?
I'm sorry.
It's OK.
I tried my best.
Will you go home?
Don't say that. It's dirty.
Will you go home?
Let's talk calmly. Go home.
Don't say that.
Don't look at my swimsuit.
Don't say that.
Don't you want it?
Go home.
Can I really go home?
Go home.
Well, well, well...
It's a luxury.
It's bigger than usual.
Even if he comes...
I'll say I don't want it.
What's that?
That's...
Vegetable juice in the fridge.
Vegetable juice with only vegetables.
It's dirty.
I use it.
Go home and prepare vegetables.
And bring me some scotch.
What?
It stinks.
Go home.
Vegetable juice with only vegetables...
Go home!
Hey, Azami!
Don't talk there! Go home!
Do you want me to punch you?
What? Do you want me to do it?
I'll punch you with a laugh.
It's cold!
What's up with you?
Get up!
The Seventh! Show and Show!
Karabuchi Hiroshi's...
Again?
Entering the cave...
His face is laughing...
Tempting!
Don't call me that.
Jiriririri!
It's a call.
Hello?
Hello, which one is this?
Hello?
Listen carefully.
What?
My son has been kidnapped.
The victim?
His face is laughing...
Tempting!
Okay!
Oh no!
John Allege has been kidnapped by Schumacher!
Oh, shit!
John Allege and MacAllege have kidnapped themselves!
Gyaaah! Gokumi!
That's not good!
That's not good! That's terrible!
Dun! Dun! Dun! Dun!
Hiroshi Kawaguchi...
No, really...
enters the cave...
I knew it!
The cameraman and...
the photographer...
no, really...
enter the art...
What is this?
In the cave...
What? What? What?
The bones are rolling...
No, no, no!
With something!
No, no, no!
No!
His face is laughing...
Art museum!
Yes, art museum.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Um...
The audition venue I forgot about...
Your face is up!
Get up, get up!
Get up now!
Sit down, sit down.
Ah, I see.
Thank you for coming.
Yes, yes.
He's the first one.
Yes.
How old are you?
I'm fourteen.
Fourteen?
Yes.
You're not in good shape.
Well, I'm good at dancing.
What are you talking about?!
What do you do when you're not good?
Are you okay?
Yes.
Then...
Tell me a joke you're best at.
A joke?
Yes.
You know...
On the second and first floor...
They say, 'What's wrong with you?!'
You know?
Yes.
Tell me that joke.
Yes, I got it.
Yes.
Then, show me.
Yes.
Takairo!
What is it, dad?!
Can you hear me?!
Yes, I can!
If you can...
Hey!
It's cold!
Then, I'll call you later.
Okay.
Yes.
Let's go.
What is it with you two?
Yes.
Leave me alone.
Times are complicated.
Stop it!
Let me introduce myself!
The game is by Seiko Tanahashi, 14 years old.
It's a game called "artificial satellite".
Hold hands and shout "artificial satellite" and turn around.
Turn around and talk.
Is it OK?
At the same time, you play rock-paper-scissors.
If you win by rock, you jump once.
If you lose by scissors, you jump twice.
If you win by paper, you jump three times.
And you do like this with your feet.
Like this.
Oh, you don't drop it.
I don't drop it.
It's that kind of game.
In the past, only Koji Imada hasn't played "g-batch" yet.
Oh, I want you to play it again.
What is "g-batch" anyway?
OK, let's play it!
Ready, go!
Artificial satellite! Artificial satellite! Artificial satellite!
Go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Why didn't you catch it?
We don't call "you" when we don't catch anything.
Are you in?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-rock-rock!
Ah, it's good, it's good.
Are you serious, Mr. Nihongo?!
Okay, let's go.
He's born again! He's born again!
One, two...
It's none of your business!
This tournament...
Okay, let's go.
Three steps forward.
One, two...
Three, four...
He's getting tired.
This is really scary.
Okay, let's go.
One, two...
That's it! That's it!
That was two steps, right?!
What?! Two steps?!
Why?!
You know, you can't do that.
You can only do it with your feet.
Oh, you're right!
One, two...
What do you want me to do?!
Do whatever you want!
You got caught!
You can't do that!
You got caught!
One...
You got caught!
You're out!
I was trying to look cool!
I tried my best!
You tried your best!
But it was more effective than you thought!
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
You lost!
One...
You lost!
You weren't supposed to say that!
One...
Two...
Three...
You lost!
One...
You lost!
One more step!
Three more steps!
Four hundred and nine hundred more steps!
One more step!
What do we do?!
Alright!
He's funny. He's moving out.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Three more steps!
One, two...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
It hurts! It hurts!
Kimura is the only one alive!
Why did you come out of this corner?!
I was thinking about it!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Not so good.
This nice game is on dante.com more!
While in the arena meets the story, your missions can be done at a taking one to eight turns at the right time!
If you have the rightest effects, then you can match the story!
But if you miss the evilest effects, you'll land an attack!
So, ready... and... fire!
"JAPAN ZERO"!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Everyone, look over there on the board!
There's a bat, right?
That's because, well, places change and different things come out!
Each team will get on top of the tank and shoot a bullet to hit the target!
Simply put, it's a game like this!
However, there's a story!
And between the stories, there's an effect!
That's an important point!
If you hit the target, you'll get an effect that matches your skill!
What if you miss it?
Huh?
If you miss it...
A completely different effect will come out!
In this situation, with this color of camouflage, I think we're going to lose!
How do you know that?
I don't know, I don't know!
Okay, that's good!
That's good, right?
We've decided on the order, right?
Then, let's choose a number!
Okay, number four!
Number four!
"THE GREAT EDO STORY"!
I don't know it very well!
Then...
Good luck!
"THE GREAT EDO STORY"!
Let's go!
THE GREAT EDO STORY
"THE GREAT EDO STORY" The large Edo Eight Hundred Night Bird is very lively tonight!
That's right, tonight's Edo is a summer festival!
From all over Edo, you can hear fun festival noises!
However, that night was different for Echigoya alone in Comedonia.
The wife of Echigoya, Denbei, the master of evil, was waiting for someone late at night.
At that moment, a dry sound echoed through the garden.
Wow!
Eventually, Denbei was waiting for someone at the back of Echigoya.
He came with the sound of a horse's hooves.
Wow!
Let's ride!
That person was Rose and Walter Gonda.
When they were about to leave, they got lost in the hustle and bustle of the festival.
They burned up the rice in Edo city and tried to control the rice market.
"Will it work?" they asked.
At that moment, they heard a voice from somewhere.
A little shadow appeared and the theme song started playing.
Fish and doraemon
Call me
You fool! Do you have anything to live for?
As their swords clashed, a fierce fight began.
Wow!
Eventually, they were cut down.
And in the night sky of Edo city, the sound of fireworks echoed.
Wow!
It's Higashiyama!
Let's go!
Which number should we choose first?
When the number of regulars decreases, choose Higashiyama.
Well, then...
Number one!
"Our Summer"!
OK!
Let's go!
High school baseball world championship final.
The sun was burning hot and cicadas were singing in the sky of the stadium.
Set!
Out!
However, the game was led by one point and two outs and no runners were chased behind the ninth inning.
However, the next pitcher came out with a two- runner.
ADOX's cheering squad was all fired up!
Head! Head! Head! Head!
Here, the coach hit a big hit.
It was me.
My heart was beating so fast that it couldn't be noticed.
Number one!
A ridiculous high speed pitch was thrown up by the catcher's mitt.
Head! Head! Head! Head! Head!
However, I also have willpower.
Number two!
The perfect pitch in the middle!
The catcher swung the bat with all his might!
And then, he caught the ball with his machine!
Head! Head! Head! Head! Head! Head! Head! Head!
The double runner flew at high speed and turned three times, and then slid into the home!
With the referee's out call, our summer ended.
The siren that announced the end of the game suddenly rang.
Now, the first team to win is...
Now, the second round!
Now, it's two against one, one point for each team.
If you don't turn things around now, we'll win even if you don't do it next time.
That's right!
Are you ready?
Yes!
What number?
There it is!
Great detective! Great detective!
Where is it?
Hamada-san is in trouble.
Oh, it's number three.
Number three!
Number three, open!
"Men of Darkness"!
Yes!
"Men of Darkness", say it!
In the warehouse of the port, the mafia boss Ron and his men are waiting for the goods that should arrive tonight.
A few footsteps can be heard, and the shutter of the warehouse slowly opens.
The goods have arrived!
Ron's men handed over the cash-in cash-out case to the broker.
The negotiation was successful.
However, at that moment, in the back of the warehouse...
The sound of a drum rolling!
Yes!
In an instant, Ron threw his machine gun in the direction of the sound!
In the attach case given to the brokers one day, there was no raw silver.
Ron slowly took out the switch from his pocket and pressed the button.
At that moment, the brokers' trucks exploded!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Everyone, in Shibuya...
Merry-go-round!
Everyone, as promised, stand in one line!
It's an experiment. If you hit it with one shot, you're still the winner of Team Amada.
Thank you very much!
Well, let's do it!
Ah! Amazon Experiment! Let's do it!
Our destination is the Amazon rainforest.
Our goal is the ancient Aztec civilization's treasure.
First of all, we're going to board a large boat from the Amazon river.
The engine's sound is also loud!
Ah!
My hands are tied up!
Suddenly, a huge waterfall appeared in front of us.
The sound of falling water was like a storm!
Ah!
It's dangerous!
As soon as we saw it, we ran into the nearby cave.
There was an anaconda nest 20 meters long.
It suddenly shot an arrow!
Ah!
I'll help you.
After the anaconda ran away, it discovered a large door in the cave.
When we all pushed it together, it made a noise and the door opened!
Team Amada wins!
Okay, I get it!
I'm going with Team Amada!
Thank you very much!
No, no...
That's not the problem!
No, no!
Team Matsumoto has a bad reputation!
We hardly ever lose.
No, no...
To tell you the truth, if you're physically weak, you're going to lose!
This time, we're telling you not to be physically weak!
But you can't win!
That's it for Team Amada!
I have nothing more to say.
What?
I'll say it.
No, you say it.
You say it.
You're weird. Don't cheat.
I'm not cheating.
Sometimes you're really hard to understand.
Why? It's easy to understand.
I don't know.
Why?
Please answer in 10 seconds.
Yes, in 10 seconds.
Match's hit song.
"Sneaker Blues", "Blue Jeans Memory", "Ginira Ginni", "Tarigenaku"...
G.B.
Is it 10 seconds?
10 seconds?
I was looking at the clock.
I don't know.
"Tai-che-sen".
Can I say it?
Yes, you can.
What should I say?
In 10 seconds...
Well...
What should I say?
A foreign woman's name.
Susan.
I forgot what I was going to say.
You don't know anything.
You're not used to it.
You don't know how to say it.
See?
Sir!
Do you remember "Kinaya Naus"?
What?
"Kinaya Naus".
What?
What is this?
Hey, hey, hey! Stop it!
Stop it!
What is it?
Please, I beg you!
I'm serious, I'm not going to peel it off.
I'm serious!
What?
I'm serious, I'm not going to peel it off.
You're really stubborn.
I don't know.
What's it called? "Kinaya Naus".
"Kinaya Naus".
"Kinaya Naus"?
I've done it before.
I hate that one the most.
You say it.
No, you say it.
You say it.
No, you say it.
I hate that one the most.
I'm sorry.
What are you saying?
It's called "Kinaya Naus" because of its name and destination.
I don't know.
Where are you going?
"Stockholm".
Name.
"Stockholm".
Check it out.
I'll check it out.
Hurry up!
Poop!
I won't poop!
Stop it! The customers are angry!
Please, do it seriously!
Please, I beg you!
What's up with you?
Are you really angry?
Is there someone angry like you?
Is there someone bald like you?
Is there someone bald like you who's angry?
- Really? - Yes, yes.
- Don't get mad. - I'm not angry.
- What did you say? - Huh?
- No... - Yes, yes, yes!
- Funny, funny, funny! - No, no, no!
- Bald, bald, bald! - Bald, bald, bald!
- Bald! - Yes!
- Bald, bald, bald! - Bald, bald, bald!
Bald is a sign of bad luck.
It's really funny!
Please, stop it!
I'm really angry!
Please!
That's amazing!
It's funny!
He's really angry!
- He's really angry! - He's really angry!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
Bald is a sign of bad luck!
He's really mad!
Really?
Yeah, he's really mad!
He's mad...
Really?
Yeah, he's really mad!
What?
What do we do?
Isn't it a joke?
No, it's not!
Isn't he going to get mad?
Isn't he going to apologize?
Apologize to him, Mom!
Apologize to him!
Apologize to him so he won't get mad!
Let's apologize in Shimura Prefecture!
That's it! That's it!
Let's apologize in Shimura Prefecture!
You do it next, you!
Oh, really?
Yeah!
Let's say...
Ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam!
What's that?
"Ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam...
Bam...
Wait a second!
"Bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam...
Ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, ba-bam...
Hey! He sounded like you!
It really did sound like you!
Seriously?
Wow, you're such an idiot!
I feel like I'm going to burn up.
Look at me, I'm so dirty.
Everyone's smiling at me.
Everyone's making fun of me.
If you're afraid of the worst, you're a coward.
You look like you're about to explode.
I feel like I'm going to burn up.
Look at me, I'm so dirty.
Everyone's smiling at me.
Everyone's making fun of me.
If you're afraid of the worst, you're a coward.
You look like you're about to explode.
Everyone's making fun of me.
If you're afraid of the worst, you're a coward.
Everyone's making fun of me.
If you're afraid of the worst, you're a coward.
I feel like I'm going to burn up.
Look at me, I'm so dirty.
Everyone's making fun of me.
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