AISubs v3.4
Gantan Presents, 100,000 yen!
Hooray!
This guy is no good.
Why?
You guys have so much past.
The last time I saw you, you had a little more than 100,000.
That's because the hamburger is 80 yen.
It's special.
I went up to 30,000 and 40,000, but it's still 100,000.
Isn't there only one key?
What are you doing?
Stop it!
I'll do my best today!
I'll kill you!
It looks like it's over.
I'll do my best today!
That's it for today!
Goteji!
Okonomiyaki!
You said okonomiyaki!
This guy...
I'll eat omusoba.
Hey!
Don't eat what you want to eat!
Don't eat yakisoba!
I'll eat okonomiyaki and yakisoba.
That's 100,000 yen for today!
Let's do our best in Kansai!
Let's do our best in Okonomiyaki!
Aoi-san and Naito-san.
I was embarrassed.
I just got new rules from Naito-san.
What are they?
I won't wear anything.
We also have fast-food seaweed today.
We can't do it always.
Even though it's hot, we have fast-food seaweed.
I feel like cutting seaweed.
What seaweed was it again?!
Kansai seaweed!
I don't have it today, so order it.
Omusoba...
No!
I'm sorry, but can you order an omusoba?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you?
You look like you're going to burn yourself.
Can you eat it?
Of course I know it, but can you eat it?
First of all, order what you like.
Grilled crab?
And four bottles of beer.
You can eat it right away with this soba butaman.
I can eat it right away.
Here you go.
Okay, okay, okay!
Cheers, cheers, cheers!
All right, all right, all right!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
Cheers!
Let's eat!
It's a pain in the ass.
Here it is!
Soba butaman!
Here it is!
What do you like to eat it with?
Just like this?
Just like this is fine, too.
Omusoba!
Yes, yes, yes!
Here it is, here it is, here it is!
Do you eat omusoba, everyone?
No, we don't.
It's good, isn't it?
Let's eat it together, everyone.
I know it's a big word, but it's good.
You shouldn't say that.
I've been getting fatter and fatter lately.
I know you like meat.
I like back and meat.
I'm starting to like it.
You finally like people.
Yes.
You know, you're all so fast.
You know, you do things like this, you bend your necks, you do it all!
- Here it comes, here it comes! - What would you like to eat?
- Me!
- I hope you don't cry. - Yes, yes, yes.
Hey!
You fool!
- I'm sorry, what did you say? - It's your fault, fool!
You fool!
Let me see.
Hey!
What?
I'm pretending to eat and dropping it down.
You little...
You're in a bad mood.
I'm not in a bad mood.
You're in a bad mood, but you don't know what you're doing.
There's a set of okonomiyaki with rice, right?
Yes.
I'll show you how good it is.
You don't like it?
This is Osaka style.
I don't know about real people, but I like it.
You can eat as you like.
You don't like it?
Let's eat it.
OK, OK, OK.
I'll set it up.
You're in my way.
You're dancing when you're eating.
You're acting.
You're covering the camera.
I'll show you again.
Are you eating, Kongo?
I'm not eating.
Give it back.
What are you eating?
You're eating now.
Yes, I'm eating omelet and soba.
No, no, no.
Hamada and I are eating the most now.
Even if you look at it tragically,
you can't cry in life.
No, no, I'm serious.
It's crazy.
It's like a movie.
You can eat as you like.
It's the best.
The problem is the rice.
It's the best.
You're eating too much.
It's the best.
Why do you eat only a little?
Eat more!
Is it salmon?
Eat more!
It's so good!
Come on, come on.
Let's speak up. If you speak up, it gets weird.
Yeah, speak up.
It's true, it's true.
Let's speak up.
Come on, come on!
Oh, you're a man!
You idiot!
You're weird when you speak up!
I'm weird?
Don't pull back!
Come on, come on!
It's so good!
It's so good, the potatoes!
It's so good!
You know...
You shouldn't pull back.
What?
I think...
If you speak up, it gets weird.
You shouldn't pull back.
If you don't say it in the end, think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'll say it again.
Excuse me!
Yes?
Can I see you for a moment?
23,263 yen.
Here you go.
I'm pissed off!
No, wait a minute!
All right!
No, wait a minute!
Next week...
Yes?
For 100,000 yen...
Yes?
I'll rent a roller coaster!
Wait a minute!
You're annoying me.
You're so annoying.
You said you'd do anything for 100,000 yen.
Get out of here!
You're the scariest person!
I'll beat you up!
You'll be beaten up!
This program is brought to you by MISSING Foods...
And by Mercedes Japan.
Kobayashi Seiya...
Provided by Mayden Company.
THE END
I'd like to see a movie about a newlywed's fire.
Oh, I see.
Next one, please.
How are you?
Thanks for coming.
You look like a young man.
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes, yes.
Aren't you an old man and a fool?
Well, about that...
What about that?
Now, the technology of the TV is advanced...
Can you do that?
What?
Yes, I can. Go home.
Go home?
Yes.
What?
Can I go home?
I won't give you anything.
Who are you? I don't want anything.
What?
Do you know something?
I don't know, but...
Right, Azami?
Azami, you were great yesterday.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about your sex life.
Show me.
If you want to show me.
Here you are.
Right?
This is good.
Right, Azami?
Why are you thinking about the camera and moving it?
You are mean men!
We want you to watch this show 100%.
Hey!
You are mean!
You made this show.
You made it here because you didn't want it to be seen.
You made it here!
You are mean or not mean.
You have been doing it for 15 years.
Right, Azami?
You are mean!
What's this?
It's convenient.
It's a set.
No, it's not a set.
You brought a lot of remote controls.
I'll try it.
You can't use this, right?
What do you know about it?
Go home.
What?
I don't want it.
Go home.
What?
Go home.
What I really want to show you is not a remote control like this.
And what he wants to see is not a remote control like this.
What do you want to say?
Go home.
Do you want me to do it?
What?
Don't do it.
What?
It's cold, isn't it?
Can you stand this summer?
What?
Go home. It's cold.
Go home.
Kawaguchi Hiroshi is laughing alone.
Why are you singing?
It's a peek-a-boo.
Come in.
How is it?
What is it? A peek-a-boo?
How is it, sir?
Shall we go and see it?
Can I see it?
It's 5,000 yen.
It's 5,000 yen?
Yes.
I feel good when I drink a lot.
Yes.
Yes, 5,000 yen.
Then please remove it from this hole.
May I?
Please.
I'm nervous.
What is it?
It's a wide living room.
That's why there are two air conditioners.
It's a sofa. It looks expensive.
If I were you, I would put a stand next to it.
Oh, I can't put it because it doesn't have an outlet.
Do you want me to put it here?
It's an unbalanced room.
It's boring!
It's cold!
In the cave...
It's not shaking!
My bones are rolling...
You guys are laughing!
Judo!
Start!
Wait!
What?
Oh, no! It's an educational instruction!
What? Did you start the other way around?
What are you doing?
It's cold!
In the cave...
It's cold!
My bones are rolling...
Why are you going in there?
It's an educational instruction!
Oh, it's an educational instruction!
Excuse me.
Please sit down.
Is it okay?
Please sit down.
What are you doing?
I sang "Arayose" by Imamiya Eiji.
You're crazy!
What's wrong with you?
I can't sing "Arayose".
You're crazy! You want to be a comedian?
Thank you.
How old are you?
Eight years old.
How many okonomiyaki can I eat?
Eight is okay.
You can eat yakisoba, too.
You understand?
Welcome.
It's been a while.
Now?
Yeah, now.
Let me tell you.
It's been a while.
I can't remember.
Friends?
No, high school classmates.
Same class?
Three of us, right?
Yeah.
Twelve of us.
When we went to school, we never talked.
Yeah.
It's been a while, right?
Yeah.
What?
Oh, sorry.
I don't need anything.
But order something.
What? Order something.
No, I want to talk.
What about you, Higashino?
Do you want to speak English?
English?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, it's more convenient for me to speak.
Yeah, you want to talk, right?
Yeah.
Excuse me for a moment.
Nice to meet you.
Itao-san?
Itao.
I want to speak English.
What?
Didn't you just say you wanted to speak English?
Did you hear me?
I guess it's more convenient for me to speak.
So, to put it simply, you want me to speak English.
That's right.
That's what it is.
Excuse me for a moment.
This is the machine, right?
It's a stand, right?
It's a stand.
- Is it a light? - Yes, it's a light.
- Is it shining? - It's called "you understand".
- I see. - This is it.
You know this light, right?
You can speak English just by breathing in and out of it.
- You know this light, right? - Yes.
It's exactly the same as California's sunlight.
- Oh, you mean this? - Yes.
Don't you know Dr. Job from NASA?
- NASA? - He's working on it now.
- He's a world-renowned professor. - Dr. Job?
He's developing this light.
He developed it by himself at NASA.
He sold it to a store and now it's a huge success.
- Can you speak English with it? - Yes.
- Just by breathing in and out of it? - Can you say "R" for me?
- Me? - Yes.
- "R". - Yes.
I'm sorry.
Do you understand?
- Do you understand? - A little closer.
- Can you say "R" for me again? - "R".
It's completely different.
- It's definitely made. - Really?
Excuse me for a second. It's my cell phone.
- Hello? - I'm sure of it.
- If you don't like it, you can go home. - Oh!
Okay, okay, okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you have a foreign girlfriend?
- No, I don't. - Can you speak English with it?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
- Okay, okay. - Do you have one?
- Yes, yes, yes. - A girlfriend?
- Yes, yes, yes. - So you understand that you have a girlfriend?
- Yes, yes. - A foreign girlfriend?
Goodbye!
I'd like to join you.
No, you don't have to join me. I'll arrange it for you later.
- Oh, I see. - And with this...
you'll have a girlfriend.
But...
I'll have to speak English, won't I?
Yes, you will.
It's expensive, isn't it?
No, it's 389,000 yen.
I can't afford it.
You have a family, don't you?
Yes, yes.
How many people do you have?
Four families.
- You have four families, don't you? - Yes.
"Do you understand?" means...
if you wear this light on behalf of your family...
your whole family will be able to speak.
What?
For example, you're wearing it on behalf of your family.
Then, all of a sudden...
your father or mother...
will speak to you in English in the morning.
What if I wear it?
You're wearing it on behalf of your family.
Why?
Then it'll become your DNA or something like that.
- DNA? - Yes.
We don't know much about it yet...
but it'll become a genetic problem for humans.
Yes, yes.
But this year, there's no doubt about it.
But it's 389,000 yen. It's 400,000 yen, isn't it?
No, it's less than 900,000 yen...
if you have four families.
Even if you have four families, you have to pay for it...
so 400,000 yen won't do.
Why do you speak so hard for others?
Think about it.
Do you know why I'm speaking so hard for you?
I know.
It's because you're fine with it.
- Is it? - Yes.
But 400,000 yen...
I want to talk about it, but I won't.
All right, all right.
If you say it's expensive...
I'm sure you'll feel that way...
but this...
This is cheaper.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet... How do you do?
"Nice to meet you" is like that.
Oh, I see.
Over there...
Wait a minute. What do you mean?
I mean, you know...
The real...
The real name is "Nice to meet you," but...
But in Japan...
"How do you do?" is better, I think.
This is just shaking hands...
Oh, you can talk like this?
You can talk like this.
This is...
This is a guide.
You can't stop water from here.
If this is evaporating...
It means that this ability is increasing.
So it's easier to see.
It's like tap water.
If it's evaporating...
If it's evaporating, it means it's improving.
If it's evaporating, it means it's improving, right?
Is it improving?
It's improving.
The water...
Just be careful of the water.
But...
It's expensive, isn't it?
No, but...
It's less than half the price.
More than 100,000 yen?
More than 100,000 yen.
So you can't speak English anyway...
More than 100,000 yen.
What?
More than 100,000 yen.
So it's about 100,000 yen.
And this one is 390,000 yen.
8,000 yen.
But even if it's 100,000 yen...
Even if it's 110,000 yen...
It's still expensive and you don't know much about it...
No, and if you buy it...
Next time you should recommend it to someone.
What?
Isn't that wrong?
No, no, that's wrong.
That's wrong.
Is it about having a proper product?
Yes.
It's like another fishy business, isn't it?
That's wrong.
It's wrong, it's wrong.
No, but...
It's completely legal.
I'm sorry.
No, but...
Just a little more.
I'm sorry, really.
No, really.
Don't hang up.
Call me if you need me.
No, I won't.
I'm sorry.
You don't know, do you?
I'm sorry.
What time is it next?
I'll be there in five minutes.
You'll be there in five minutes?
Yes.
Itao-san, your phone.
Thank you.
Can you ask her to stand by again?
Can you stand by again?
Good morning!
We are now at...
Kanetsu?
Autonomous Road.
Kanetsu Autonomous Road, Yuzawa Inter.
It's famous for its ski resorts.
What time is it now?
5 o'clock, 50 minutes.
5 o'clock, 50 minutes. 6 o'clock in the morning.
It's about 150 kilometers to Tokyo.
Yes.
Long and short. Short and long.
It's a drive, though.
That's right.
It's all about the stickiness.
Stickiness.
Push and stickiness.
Yes.
Kansai's stickiness.
Stickiness.
Let's bring some good stuff!
Good stuff.
Thank you.
The driver is Johnny O'Class from Yoshimoto.
It's going to be a crazy journey.
That's right.
If you ask me why I'm here, I don't even need an explanation.
That's right.
It's all about Kansai's stickiness.
Push and stickiness.
Let's bring some good stuff!
Yes!
I'm just repeating myself twice.
Mr. Yoshimoto seems to be having fun on his way out.
But who could have imagined that it would be such a scary drive?
What will happen today?
The weather is nice.
It's nice, isn't it?
Yes.
What is this?
Yes.
In winter, people usually go skiing.
That's right. Ski resorts are everywhere.
Ski resorts are everywhere.
But in winter...
What is it?
It's a robot!
It's a brother robot!
It's true!
I'm scared!
It's looking at us!
It's a big brother robot!
It's a three-eyed robot!
It's a square-eyed robot!
It's looking at us!
It's staring at us!
Oh, no!
It's staring at us!
It's going to eat us!
It's full of robots!
It's a squid!
It's a giant squid!
That was scary.
It's over.
We're safe now.
I'm worried about what's ahead of us.
We'll be fine.
Luck is still on our side.
Normally, we'd be defeated.
Mukane!
Thank you for watching my video.
- I'm gonna be stabbed! - You will be stabbed for sure!
- Even if you get stabbed, you won't leave so easily! - I got stabbed! I got stabbed!
- I got stabbed! - I'm gonna die tomorrow!
- It's that thing! - What's that?!
- A huge false sound! - Oh no! Russia!
- Russia! - Oh no! Russia!
It's cute! There's a big mansion somewhere!
You're giving me a bad advice!
I'm at my limit!
It's cute!
I love it!
It's cute!
Yay! I did it!
Look at that!
It's a three-person girl in a furisode!
She's rolling her shoulders!
It's scary to see three people rolling their shoulders!
Even one of them is big!
It's a giant Kansashi!
She's a three-person girl in a furisode!
I wanted to get married before I died!
It's a giant safety helmet!
It's scary!
I don't know what it is, but it's a bat!
It's a giant whip!
Doctor Moriya!
Good morning!
If you're an amateur, it's like you're being killed.
It's like that.
Is it an accident?
It's either an accident, or you're being killed, or you're being eaten.
There's no luck.
That's right. In any case, it's only death.
That's something you can't avoid.
That's right.
What's going on?
The electricity!
I'm being eaten! I'm being eaten!
It's in my blood!
What do you think, Shinnosuke?
It's not bad for you to leave your sword and let nature take care of you.
Yes, father.
Nature teaches you a lot of things.
What is it? What's wrong, Shinnosuke?
If you have a problem, tell me.
I wonder if I can be a great samurai like you, father.
Shinnosuke, this is training every day.
If you do it, you'll find a way out.
Believe in yourself, Shinnosuke.
Yes, father. I'll try.
You're being bullied at school, aren't you?
Is your teacher bad?
No.
Tonight's game is lakkasuikawari.
Unforgettable, you're vicious to hit the rolling watermelons before they hit the ground.
The melon is chumming down at high speeds.
Quick reactions are a good response, time is a plus.
Don't be like Grandpa.
So never stop, just chop, chop, chop your potatoes!
Tonight's team fight is lakkasuikawari!
From now on, each of you will have different positions.
The watermelons will follow you from here.
If you can break the watermelons from the highest position...
The points will be high!
The lower you are, the lower your points will be.
Try to be as high as you can.
Each of you will have your own style of push and pull.
All of you...
Let's go, let's go.
All of you, four rounds!
Each of you will have your own positions and try to break the watermelons.
Yes, sir!
We're counting on you!
The rest of you will stand like this.
We're going to meet, right?
Well then, first round...
Let's go!
This is close.
Close, close, close.
Sachin Umasumoto, 15 points!
Now, it's your turn, Jimohamed!
Yes!
Go for it!
No, it's okay. It's just a coincidence.
No, no, it's just a coincidence.
Guzo!
Guze!
If you touch my customer's cash...
It's just a coincidence.
What's up with you?!
Come on!
Come on, let's hear it!
You scared me!
I knew it!
You scared me!
I'll give you 50 points!
50 points here!
No way!
Second round!
Now we know the rules.
First is Hiroki, second is Ima-san, and third is Matsuo-san.
And last is Yuto.
Matsuo-san, what is that?
What is it?
Put it on the top.
No, when you look at it, you can tell that the third one is good.
You said it first.
There's no way I'm going down here.
I'll do it.
Even if you say that.
I see.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Well then...
Let's go!
And the winner is...
Shingo Matsumoto!
Congratulations!
Um...
When I was holding the guitar in my hand, I tried to throw it away.
OK, let's do it!
OK!
Let's go!
Team Hamada won 50 points!
50 points! I can't believe it!
I don't know what's going on, but I feel like I'm being set up for something!
What is it?
There's an old man who drops water up there!
Yeah.
He's like, "Yo!" or something like that, right?
What are you talking about?
It's the third round, but Mr. Mazo is getting lower and lower!
Yeah, well...
I found out the most delicious thing today.
Oh, really?
This time, I...
Isn't it over there?
Huh?
It's not over there.
No, it's not over there.
Now...
Now is here.
Now...
Now is...
Now is here.
He's still catching up to you at the top.
Yeah.
This time, I won't do anything bad.
I'll make it easier for you to eat in a triangle.
Okay, everyone! Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Wow!
He's good!
Masumoto Jim is 50 points higher!
Yeah!
Jimada! 50 points! I can't believe it!
Yeah!
You should've done that for sure.
Now...
Jimada!
Yes!
Third round!
Yes!
Let's go!
He's good!
It's hot, isn't it?
The team still has 50 points!
57! 50 points! Wow, that's amazing!
Wow, that's amazing!
Now, we've finished the third round. 150 against 70.
Yes.
You know, I've thought about it.
80 points.
We can't win like this.
That's right.
I'm going to get a chance at a big reversal.
I'll take it.
Is it an order?
This is an order.
What kind of chance is it?
The watermelon has already opened.
I'm going to challenge the apple.
I see.
Instead of that...
Uh, I'll double it.
Triple it?
I'll triple it.
Dad, triple it?
So, if I can hit the apple from above...
Why triple it?
150 points!
Well, it's the first round, right?
Yes.
So, if you guys do it and I don't hit it even once, we win, right?
That's right.
That's how it is.
I see, I see.
Right?
So, it has to be the apple, right?
That's what you said!
Melon, right?
Brother...
Now that you mention it...
That's what you said!
Apple, you said!
Melon! Melon!
If it's melon, it has to be doubled.
Apple...
Triple it!
Ten times!
Ten points!
Triple it!
We can't win like this.
We have to hit the apple first.
If we can reverse it, it's fine.
Apple...
Apple!
Let's go for the last one!
Please go for it!
Now!
It's the last one!
Yes!
Um... triple it!
Yes, yes.
Triple it!
Yes.
Are you ready?!
Yes!
We're counting on you!
The last one is apple!
Let's go!
We can't win like this.
Let's see.
Red. Red. Red.
15 points.
Team Matsumoto 15 points!
Red. Red. Red.
150 vs 85.
Team Hamada wins!
So the apple is...
Ice?
No, I mean...
There's something like sense of justice.
There's something you can't sell.
Basically.
Why did you say that?
I don't know.
I love Asia.
I hate it.
Hey.
Hey, there's a blue one.
Wait a minute!
I can't help it. I've decided.
So, 150 vs 85!
That's it for the team fight!
Team Hamada wins!
Team Matsumoto wins!
Hey.
I wanted to pay you back for the factory debt, so I killed Sato.
Do you know that?
Why did you tear up the building?
Hey!
Mr. Rotato.
How's it going?
You don't talk much.
What did you say?
You don't talk much.
You don't talk much, do you?
You're still the same old Miku and Yako from back in the 80's.
Hey!
She's changing into a swimsuit!
Mr. Detective.
That man is evil.
It's true that we're a small factory.
But you know what, Detective?
Even though we're small, we've worked hard for the past 30 years.
You have a high opinion of us.
But... but you know what's weird?
No matter what we did, it didn't work.
When we left, all we could see was disappearing.
Kyoto's Purple Sanga, right?
Yeah, and...
And then Sato showed up.
He said he'd lend his father 3 million yen if he could.
But you know what?
I don't know what Sato is like, but there's something about him.
It's a video, right?
After a while, Sato took out a cardboard box from our factory.
I thought it might contain something, but it was chemical.
I called Sato right away and told him to come get it.
Then he said, "It's too late."
When we get caught, we're both dead.
He's like a thief on the run, right?
But that wasn't all.
My wife took action against him.
But...
My wife didn't take action against him.
Sato...
He made him do it.
It's like a 7-in-7 restaurant, isn't it?
I was shocked.
I took my kitchen knife and went into Sato's house.
You're a business cook, aren't you?
And then he saw me like that and cried and said...
Wait a minute! Playback! Playback!
But you, Giza...
Who's really to blame? Who is it?! Who is it?!
Are you a Gatchaman or what?!
What's going on?!
Well, it's a 9-in-9, but...
You're making me say "who is it?", aren't you?
I'm not. What do you mean "making me say it"?
Let's meet somewhere and say it. Please say it.
There's no such thing. It's an ad lib.
Hey! Hey! You!
Hey! Hey!
You've been telling me to say "who is it?", haven't you?
Then tell me the truth. It's only my problem.
Yesterday, at the party...
You said "make me say it", didn't you?
I was smoking. I wanted to smoke, so I said "make me say it".
I knew you'd say it.
You said "make me say it", didn't you?
You said "make me say it", didn't you?!
You're so mean!
I don't care! It doesn't matter! If it's a 9, it doesn't matter!
No, it's an 8.
Wait a minute. You're so strict!
What's wrong with you? You're so rude!
An 8.
- An 8? - An 8.
- An 8 is tough, isn't it?! - It is.
An 8 is tough!
It's like a freshly washed g-pan.
It's Hatch, right?
It's like a freshly washed g-pan.
It's Hatch, right?
It's like a freshly washed g-pan.
It's a shame to lose once.
Tonight, make some noises,
make my heart beat.
It's not too late,
it's getting late,
it's getting dark outside.
It's getting dark, it's getting dark,
Nanno rujachi mottete What kind of rujachi do you have?