AISubs v3.4
- Good evening! - Good evening, Shogun.
- Good evening. - May I?
- Today we're at Yokohama Dreamland. - Yokohama Dreamland is great, isn't it?
- I don't think Disneyland is good at all. - Oh, really?
- The scale is different. - Are you mocking me?
- No, I'm not mocking you. - No, you're not.
- Seriously, Yokohama Dreamland is great. - There are a lot of characters.
- There are a lot of them. - Today we're on a jungle expedition.
- Our young man, Suga... - Yes?
- Again... - Yes?
- This 400 yen ticket... - Without proof...
- Yes.
- He told me to enjoy myself on this jungle expedition. - I see.
- I saw it from Dantan's Gots' car. - Yes.
- Something's about to happen. Where are you? - I'm here.
- Where? Where? Where? - Where?
- It's blue!
- Get in. Get in.
- I got in!
- Good luck, Japanese!
We have 1km to go to Furano!
What's that?
It's been a week.
What's that?
A monster is lying down.
It's Eleking!
Wait!
Eleking is lying down!
It's lying down!
Eleking is lying down!
Are you going to have fun with this?
Yes, I'm going to do it like a boat.
I'm going to make you have fun.
I got a ticket.
I see.
This is it.
I'm going to ride it.
I heard you're going to get bitten by a lot of bugs.
Oh, really?
Can we go now?
Yes.
Let's go!
Yes!
I wonder what kind of fun trip it will be.
No way!
There are a lot of things you can do with this.
I think so, too.
For example, water.
It should be fun just to ride it.
Yes.
I feel like...
I'm like Emanuel Fujin.
Yes, you are.
I used to be like that.
It's coming!
Oh!
It's Machanhama.
Welcome to my city.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.
This is just for show.
Yes.
What do you come here for?
I'm exploring Africa.
I see.
Look!
It's an elephant!
An elephant.
It's an African elephant.
It's a pelican.
It's amazing.
They coexist.
Look!
It's some kind of race.
What kind of race?
Wow!
It's a huge antelope.
It's huge.
It's angry.
Is it angry?
Oh, no!
It looks like it's angry.
Will it bite you?
It will kill you!
It will bite you!
It's full of ants.
It's turning over.
It's full of ants.
What?
Damn it!
You saved me!
I don't want you to eat me.
I'm not going to eat you.
He said "you saved me".
Why did he say "you saved me"?
It seems like he was drunk.
Really?
Huh?
I can hear a voice.
A...
A blue circle!
It's this!
It's blue!
It's this!
It can't be!
Huh?
Is it really a circle?
Why is it a jersey?
I don't know.
I thought I wasn't doing it anymore, but it was funny, so now I'm saying "thank you for your hard work".
What should I do?
This is it.
Oh, serious face!
This is also an idea!
Who is it?
Whose idea is it?
What do you think?
Very serious!
I'm still doing it!
Too much!
I can't say anything!
It's all in my heart!
I can't see it at all, but it's funny!
What?
It's strange!
That's right!
How was it?
It was close to a talent!
A talent?
It's a talent!
Still?
That's right!
I thought there was nothing in the first half!
Is that so?
If you enjoy it again!
That's right!
If you invite me again!
I came with a boat!
What will happen next?
Thank you very much!
400 yen is cheap with this!
Usually not!
Usually there is no such thing!
I see, there is no such thing!
Thank you very much!
Uncle!
I'm sorry I'm late.
Eat this.
What's that?
Croquette.
Eat it.
I'm hungry.
It's not a big deal.
Don't you have anything to dip it in?
I'm sorry I'm late.
It's okay.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
You know, the one with sauce and the one with soy sauce...
I can eat either of them.
Oh, really?
Have you told him?
Well...
I haven't told him yet.
The other day...
he bought me a dog.
That's a little...
That's dangerous.
I'll tell him.
No, no.
Um...
I haven't thought about it yet...
but if I hadn't told you...
I'd be lucky.
What do you mean?
I mean...
I don't think you'll agree with me, either.
With what?
I don't want you to do this all of a sudden.
With me?
Yes.
It doesn't matter. I want to buy it.
I'm sorry for calling you "you."
No, it's fine.
Anyway...
Earlier you said "it doesn't matter if you have a dog or not."
Well...
I guess you're right.
What do you mean?
To be honest with you.
What do you mean?
It's a shame.
It's a shame, but...
I guess you're right, too.
But it's...
Okay, okay.
But it's...
Okay, okay.
Don't worry about it.
Anyway...
Since you bought a dog, you can't buy me.
I guess you're right.
Anyway...
I don't know what you mean.
Anyway...
Do you think of me as an old man or a lizard?
Anyway...
Do you think of me as a lizard?
No, I don't.
You explained it to me.
Maybe you're right.
Anyway...
I want to say...
How can I say it?
I don't think you can do it like that.
You can't do it well.
Don't say that.
Anyway...
See you.
I don't think you can do it like that.
What?
You?
Yes.
Why?
At first you said I was an old man or a lizard.
Then you went to school.
In the summer vacation, you went to school.
I'm not an old man or a lizard.
You can't say it like that.
I think you can do it like that.
Okay, okay.
I can see it.
I'm happy too, when I go home and there's an old man.
Right?
I know it. I know it as an old man.
That's why I'm saying it.
But it's only for a day or two.
It's not like that.
You don't like it?
No, no.
If you let me say it, I think it's my last chance.
I don't know what you're saying.
What's your last chance?
I want to settle down and live a decent life.
Then you can come to my house.
But I don't know how you're going to settle it.
It's none of my mother's business.
And...
I don't have a father.
Yes, you do.
What does that have to do with anything?
That's why I'm saying it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're making me feel weird.
It's like you want me to say something.
To be honest, I know what you're talking about.
But you're making me feel weird.
You're making me feel weird.
I know it's weird for me to say this.
But I know it's weird for me to say this.
I know you don't like me saying this.
But you're a good father.
I know it's bad for you.
Really?
I know it's bad for you.
I'll talk to my mother.
I'll talk to her.
I'm worried about you not having a father.
What do you mean?
I'm worried about you not having a father.
Wait.
What?
You're stepping on my foot.
I'm going to say that.
Right?
I'm going to say it when I realize it.
You know that there's that part of it too, right?
Right.
Um... I don't know if it's right for me to say this in front of the kids, but I think it's better to be clear about it.
Right.
So, I'm going to say anything.
Right.
I'm going to say it.
Right.
I'm going to say it.
Right.
After all, you and your mother...
Right.
And...
I think you'll end up having that sort of relationship.
I don't know what you mean by "that sort of relationship".
Well, as long as you get along, that's fine, right?
That's not what I meant.
You know...
In the end...
A long relationship...
Doesn't make you a man.
That's weird. That's a weird way of saying it.
That's not it.
In the end, as a man, you don't really function as a man.
Recently, you know?
Right?
I mean, you do go out and play like adults, but...
Right?
But when you see your mother...
Ah! If it's like this...
You know?
Right.
It does happen.
Right.
Ah, but I'll say it. I'll say it.
I don't know what it is.
I'll say it.
It's sexual desire.
Sexual desire?
Sexual desire is strong, isn't it?
But you'll end up having that sort of relationship, right?
With my mother.
Right, you'll end up having that sort of relationship.
Right, then that's fine.
Really, can I say it? Can I say it perfectly?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Hey, you.
Don't tell anyone.
Yeah.
Old man is...
Yeah.
...dosukebe.
You know girls wearing skirts and ties, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Old man isn't that kind of person.
So, when you see your mother...
...you don't know what time you'll go to sleep.
Yeah.
After you go to sleep...
Yeah.
...old man will be nosy.
Yeah.
He'll be nosy.
Yeah, yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Whether you can stand that nosiness or not.
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter.
We'll live together.
It doesn't matter at all.
Really?
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Don't tell me you took my mother.
I'll take you, old man!
Old man, I'll take your mother at night.
I'm not asking you whether you'll still do it or not.
I'm talking to you as a man.
Listen to me.
Hey!
Yeah.
No, no.
Your mother is not only yours anymore.
No, it's not like that.
What are you talking about?
You don't know?
Then it's impossible.
It's impossible.
I said it's impossible.
No, old man is...
That's right.
No, I don't know what's going on with you.
But you have to buy it for now.
Otherwise, we can't continue talking.
How about you say "buy" like that?
I guess I was wrong about that.
Anyway, let me ask you something.
What do you think you are?
I'm an old man.
What do you think you are?
That's what I think I am.
I want to give you some pocket money.
I'll give you some pocket money.
What?
I want to give you some pocket money.
That's how happy I am about you.
Thank you.
You know what?
You are a lizard.
What do you think you are?
You say things like "lizard".
But I can't help it.
You can't help it?
It's different for everyone.
If it's like that, let's not talk about it.
I'm happy about it, but let's not talk about it.
It is like a lizard.
Your life cycle is different.
It is like a lizard.
You can't move in the winter.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you everything about you.
You can't move in the winter.
I can't move in the winter.
I stepped on a famicon and I couldn't turn.
That's the problem.
What do you mean "what"?
I'm sorry.
Listen to me.
I'm listening.
Then you should have met my mother first!
Well...
I may not look like it, but I have a big mouth.
I can say good things about you.
Then say it!
But...
My mother is beautiful.
It doesn't matter if she's beautiful or not.
Let me ask you something.
Um...
How long has it been since your mother and father passed away?
About three years.
Three years...
I haven't had any male friends for three years.
What do you mean?
Boyfriends and such.
Friends...
What?
Friends...
What?
I don't know.
You don't feel that way?
No.
It's true.
Then say it!
Say it!
I don't feel it.
You're laughing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know a mother like you...
I don't know!
Get angry!
That's right!
I'm going to be a father!
Hey!
Old man! I'll hit you! Really!
Hey! Can I hit you? Can I hit you?
No.
But if you don't like it, I'll hit you.
Okay.
Can I do that?
Yes, you can.
Are you crying?
I'm not crying.
Hey! Hey!
Huh?
You don't have a boyfriend.
Yes.
That's weird.
It's not weird at all.
It's not weird.
Hey.
Yes.
I'm counting on you.
Yes.
And...
I don't eat croquettes, old man.
Huh?
I've been telling you.
Oh, you have?
Yeah, get me more bugs and stuff.
No, it's good. Mom made it.
I know it's good, but it's not good.
Then you should try it.
It's not good.
No, you should try it.
No, no, no, I'm serious.
I'm serious.
I only eat bugs, old man.
That's a little different from normal old men.
This is different.
I know.
I know that.
I know you don't know that.
I know.
Right?
Yeah.
Then you should tell Mom as much as you can.
Yeah, yeah.
And you should tell her, too.
Yeah, yeah.
It's weird for you to change yourself so much.
Right?
Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
I just said it.
What? What? What?
You just made me angry.
What? What?
What do you mean "buy"?
I said it myself.
You said it yourself.
What's wrong with you?
Don't do it, old man.
It's not as fun as you think it is.
You know that, don't you?
When you first sang it, you were in a good mood, but you were dancing like a lizard, weren't you?
Yeah.
You can't do that.
What?
It's the first time you're doing it, so you can't do it.
Don't think that's all you can do, old man.
I did it once in a while, didn't I?
Well...
Well, you did it, didn't you?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Okay?
Don't overdo it, old man.
Just don't look down on me.
Got it?
Yes.
Old man is old man.
It's not more than this or less than this.
Keep that in mind.
Got it.
All right, then.
Um...
What are you doing?
Huh?
What are you doing?!
Um... I'm just...
You still think I'm different from you, don't you?
No, I don't.
That's why you're touching me like that!
Oh, I'm sorry.
But now...
Old man, you really aren't that angry, are you?
That's...
That's not really a problem.
You scared me!
Well, you know...
Well, well, it's fine.
No, you know...
It's fine.
Oh, you know...
What is it?
Hehehe...
You know...
But it's your father's will, you know?
Was your father's back wide?
Yeah, it's kind of gross.
Hey, was your father's back wide?
Huh?
Was your father's back wide?
Yeah, it was wide.
Old man's back is wide, too.
No way.
Old man still has a big one, you know?
Really?
Yeah.
How big?
Well...
It's pretty big.
Oh, and I have to tell you about that, too.
So...
The house...
It can't be expanded, you know?
I see...
Why don't you tell your mother about it?
I see...
Mother...
Let's all think about it together.
Why don't you talk to your mother about it?
Yeah...
You're busy, aren't you?
Yeah...
Huh?
Masa?
Oh!
Mom! Mom!
Here! Here!
Mom, you're busy, aren't you?
Yeah...
Huh?
You're busy, aren't you?
Mom! Mom! Mom! Here! Here!
Oh, um...
Mr. Tokage.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
Um...
I'm sorry for causing you trouble.
No problem.
Um...
Can I have that old man?
Aren't you the one who bought the dog the other day?
I know, but...
Tokage?
Yeah.
B-buy it. Buy it.
I'm all alone.
But you said you wanted a dog, so I bought it for you.
What are you going to do?
But it's fine.
Please.
Um...
Hey, old man...
Um...
You know...
As long as you have a aquarium, right?
Get out of my way!
I'm telling you, don't think like that!
It's not like a tank or anything like that.
So, as an old man, look at it!
But, Mom, you were in trouble.
You know, places and stuff...
What, a tank? It's fine as long as there's a tank, right?
No, you know what?
So, you know what?
You know what?
When you say it to Mom,
it's better if you don't tell her
as much of that pet-like nuance as you can.
It's beneficial, you know?
No, you don't get it, no way.
You know...
A tank or something like that...
Or if there's soil...
Or if there's a tree or something like that...
Or if there's a chain or something like that...
There's absolutely nothing like that, you know?
Ah, yes, yes.
That's...
No, no, no, listen to me!
Listen to me!
What is it?
If you say it like that...
Ah, you think Mom will let you have pets?
Yes, yes, yes.
So, that's...
Okay.
You don't get it.
It's fine.
You know, she doesn't eat croquettes.
She eats insects.
You know what? You know what?
What?
You know what? You know what?
You're saying it on purpose, aren't you?
What?
You're saying it in a bad way.
Why am I saying it? I want to have one.
You know what? You know what?
Huh?
You don't care about insects or anything like that.
Yes.
Right?
But...
you know, you worry about what she eats.
What she eats.
What does she eat?
Don't say it now.
It's fine.
Don't say it now.
That's true.
Mom's...
She's a little scared, Mom.
You know she's scared, right?
You know...
What are you doing?
You hurt me.
You...
Talk to me.
Well...
You know...
Yes?
You know...
Yes?
About a week ago...
Yes?
About a week ago...
You know...
I was... What?
Baseball!
I was playing baseball.
I was defending the outfield.
Defending the right.
The ball was missed.
I came to them.
And...
A man came to me.
And...
He picked up my ball.
And...
He is not young.
And...
The lizard dance.
I mean, there is a lizard dance.
You did it?
You didn't do it?
No, I did it.
You did it?
I did the lizard dance.
It was funny.
I did it and we got along well.
It was great.
You should see it too.
It's good.
It's fun.
That's where you got along well.
Yes.
You asked me to come over.
Masa.
Masa Ujiro.
He kept asking me to come over.
You've been with me all this time, haven't you?
Did you say that?
No, but I wanted to buy it.
That's what they said.
And I didn't have any intention of being bought either.
I thought, "This is a big deal."
Yes.
I have my own place to go.
Yes, yes.
I said I was alone!
It's really annoying.
This place feels like God's Edge.
And I went to all kinds of places.
The park over there...
Yes, yes.
I went around.
I knew about that too.
And, well...
They kept asking me to follow them.
Yes, yes.
And I got angry.
Yes, yes.
It's not that stupid of a story.
Yes, it is.
Huh?
Of course it is.
And I got angry.
What are you talking about?
Even if you like me so much,
what about your mother?
Even if your mother...
Even if your mother says something like, 'Oh, it's fine,'
it's all going to work out.
But I don't think it will.
Is what you think.
Yes, that's what I think.
But...
Well...
You know...
To someone who understands me so well...
To be honest with you...
I'm a broken person.
A human lizard.
Yes, yes.
So you're saying that it's impossible.
Yes.
But you know...
You said you'd get along with your mother.
At night, it's my time.
At night...
At night, what?
Well...
This girl...
She's a little strange.
No...
Strange?
She's not strange, but...
She's a little...
Didn't you say that?
At night...
Didn't you say that?
That's you.
Get along with her?
That's enough for now.
Leave it to your uncle.
He has his own way of approaching it.
But you said you'd get along with her.
I said I'd get friendly with my friends.
I'm sorry for saying that without asking you.
I don't know what your mother thinks.
Well, that's how it is.
Can I buy it?
But you bought a dog, didn't you?
What are you going to do?
I'm not going to do anything!
But you know...
I have a dog in Peru.
I'm not going to do anything in Peru!
You know, mother...
Yes?
I'm sorry, but...
That's terrible, isn't it?
Yes.
That's not good, is it?
Well...
A dog...
A dog and me...
It's really hard for me to be touched.
No, that's not what I mean.
Well...
A dog barks, doesn't it?
Yes.
Oh, you mean me?
Yes.
I think you're afraid of it, don't you?
A dog is afraid of me?
Yes, yes.
I don't like being touched.
Well...
Is a dog afraid of me?
What do you think?
No, it's not afraid of you.
Right?
No, it's not.
That's okay.
I've been walking around a lot of places...
Yes, yes.
But I've never been touched by a dog.
Oh, you haven't?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't.
Yes, yes.
On the contrary, I think a dog should bark more.
I see.
I heard that dogs stay still in winter.
Do they stay still?
They don't move.
They don't move?
No, they don't move.
They don't move.
I see.
They only move a little.
You don't have to worry about that.
I see. But you live together, so...
But they grow up.
That's also...
No, it's not like that.
You said it!
No, it's not like that.
Growing up is...
No, it's not like that.
Growing up is...
Of course, it's...
No, it's not like that.
That's not what you mean?
That's not what I mean.
You mean you're still growing up?
Mentally.
As a man.
As a man, I'm not complete yet.
I think I can be more mature.
This is true for everyone.
My mother and I are still growing up.
I see.
That's what I meant.
He's very honest with me.
I wonder if I can be like my father again.
I'm sorry.
It's not like that.
But...
What do you think?
Well...
What do you think?
It's possible.
It's possible?
What do you mean by possible?
It's possible.
That's why I'm still growing up.
And...
Ha, ha, ha...
Let's buy it.
But, you know...
You say it without thinking.
No, it's not like that.
It's very cheap.
I bought it alone.
I feel sorry for you.
But, you know...
You say it without thinking.
That's why he says it like that.
Oh, really?
Yes, it is.
Well, then...
I'm a little worried.
Yes, you are.
But, you know...
You shouldn't do that.
Yes, I know.
I've always wanted to buy it.
Yes, you are always selfish.
Yes, you are.
But, we don't have much time.
Mr. Sakaki is waiting for you.
Yes, I know.
Hey! What are you doing?
Well...
You know...
I've always wanted to buy it.
Buy it?
I have a dog.
I know you shouldn't do that.
You have a dog, don't you?
But, you know...
Who is he?
Hey, you!
I'm sorry.
Who is he?
You know...
Your mother's brother?
No.
No?
Mother's friends.
You...
You are totally wrong!
You said you wouldn't break up with me.
What do you mean?
You said you wouldn't protect me like a boyfriend.
I'm your friend!
You said you wouldn't protect me!
What's with you all of a sudden?
I'm your friend!
I'm so disappointed in you.
Why are you disappointed in me?
You know, you know, you know...
Why don't you just be friends with me?
Uncle, you're saying you want to be friends with me...
Then focus...
Who?
Focus...
Hey!
Focus...
Who in this house?
Huh?
Yes!
Who is it?
Well...
I just happened to know you.
No, no, no.
What did you do when you talked nonsense with your child?
I was with my mother's child at night.
Who told you?
I told you.
That hurts.
I'm sorry.
What did you do when you talked nonsense with your child?
It's not nonsense.
That's enough.
- Yes. - I'm asking you, do you come home or not?
- No, I mean... - No, no.
- What are you? - No, what are you?
No, I'm...
I'm just like this.
- No, no, no. - I'm...
- I know, but... - I'm...
I'm like this.
What about it?
That's fine.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Why don't you say something?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's none of your business.
It's none of my business?
It's none of your business.
It's none of my business.
If you say it like that...
Say it clearly.
Don't talk like a child.
I'm not talking like a child.
What are you doing?
You're talking like a child.
Stop it.
Are you okay?
Stop it.
What is it?
It's too complicated.
It's not complicated.
But you're coming to my house.
Why are you coming?
Right, uncle?
My thorn broke.
Why did you do that?
It's late.
Why?
I don't know.
Let's go eat something good.
Really?
See you tomorrow.
What are you doing?
Uncle, wait!
- Are you okay? - No.
- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine.
- I have short hair under my eyes, or something like that... - No, it's fine.
I have a place that becomes a cup...
- Well... I'm sorry. - No, no...
- No, no, I'm serious. - No, it's not like that.
- Is the watch okay? - No, I didn't say it like that.
- The watch is not... No, it's okay. - No, but...
- I don't usually look at watches, so it's not like that. - But it's...
- No, no, I'm serious. - No, it's not like that.
- No, it's not like that.
- It's been a while since I've done something like this. - I'm sorry.
- Excuse me. - Thank you.
Oh!
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(music)
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- Thirty-six minutes. - Thirty-six minutes?
- Yes. - Please tighten it. Tighten it, please.
- I see. - I see. Thirty-six minutes.
- Not yet. - Thirty-six minutes.
No, it's too long.
Too long!
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- I didn't get it. - I'm glad.
- It's like a movie. - I know.
- It's like an old man. - I'm glad I didn't get it.
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- You're coming from inside. - I know.
- I'm coming in like this. - If you keep going like that, you'll win.
- I'm glad. - This TV series is...
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