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Now we present the fight never seen before.
The verbal boxing tournament between two rival entertainers.
A spark of the word, not of the fist.
This is the 1K Round 3!
- Today's battle will be another big one. - Today's battle will be a big one.
- The first battle was a battle of bad words, but it turned out to be a blast of fire. - That's right.
- I think we need to fix this corner. - That's right.
- Even though Hamada was a referee, he came here. - Yes, yes.
- So it was a failure. - I'm sorry.
- Now, let me introduce our competitors! - Starting with the right corner...
- YOICHI MASUDORE!
Please welcome, from the left corner, Furiboto Shinichiro!
- Now, Masumoto-san... - Yes, yes, yes...
- This battle between you two... - It's amazing, isn't it?
- Yes... - You two have something in common, don't you? Your manager is a woman...
- She's a woman, isn't she? - Yes...
- There's no way there's no eroticism in there, is there?
- Yes... - Now, let me explain the rules!
Basically, bad words are one word!
- Yes... - Long words become the target of criticism...
- Yes... - So you two...
- Yes... - Think about it carefully and say it!
- Yes... - Your manager is no good anymore!
- If you say any more, my teacher will no longer be alive in the entertainment world!
- If that's the case...
- Hurry up and throw me a towel!
- Sounds good! I'll let you go!
- Yes... - Now, you two...
- You two!
- You're the one who's called "teacher" for once!
- Front or back? Which one do you want?
- Please choose front or back.
- Then... front!
- Then you're front!
- Back!
- You're back!
- Yes!
- Front!
- Yes!
- Kuramoto Shinichiro, you're first!
- By the way, I'm a "person C" today!
- Sit down!
- Let's put in one cushion here and go!
- Now!
- Your current "cue point"...
- Oh, "cue point"!
CUE POINT
- Round one!
- Start!
- People of Tokyo University!
- From you, people of Tokyo University can only be called "people of the countryside"!
Kurimoto... Kurimoto...
No matter what you say, I'm going to draw one point.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
What is Kurimoto anyway?
Alright, Referee...
Forward!
Your win is a loss.
This attack is amazing.
This is amazing.
Mano-san, you got a good punch there.
As expected, I'm sweating a little.
But that was a pretty high point, but the starting point is first place.
Yes, it is.
Let's think about that too.
Referee!
Forward!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Brake! Brake! Brake!
What is it?
You idiot!
Calm young man temperature.
B, B-side is...
Actor is wet.
This is self-sacrifice, isn't it?
You should be a politician, too.
But you shouldn't because it's a penalty.
I didn't know that!
He's spreading what he doesn't know to the world.
That's a good point.
He's pretty good.
That's good.
That's it!
No, it's part four.
According to life judgment, you're going to suffer and die for a long time!
Why do you say "you're going to suffer and die for a long time"?
All I can say is "is that so?"
Wait!
You can't even cook your own food, but you judge other people's food and die of hunger!
- That fight was good, too! - It was a good fight!
If you starve and die, you'll die little by little!
A politician is one who speaks the truth.
If you're smart and educated, you wouldn't know the truth.
But...
You're sick. It hurts a lot.
Stop it!
I have soft hair and I have bright hair.
But it was worse before I had hair loss.
Stop it!
This is...
I'll give you 10 points for this one.
But you have to get 5 points back for yourself.
But you have to have the courage to say it yourself.
You have to hide it.
You can't just hit someone and say it yourself.
Now, it looks like we have the results.
The total points are 46 against 43!
It's a straight win!
It was a great battle.
It was really tough, but I think it was good.
They were good adults, weren't they?
Yes.
But if I had to say one thing about today's match...
Who would win?
Let's hear it from Matsumoto-san.
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Go! Go! Go!
Your Lordship!
It's been a while!
Let's give him a lesson!
- You said it. - Yes.
I heard that Kanazuen will give you a lesson.
- I'm sorry. - Let me hit you!
- Thank you! - Come on! Come on!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Come on!
- Come on! - Thank you!
Go! Go! Go!
Shinji Buccho! Over the Galaxy!
No matter how many times you threaten me, I won't drink the sea water of science lab.
When did you start doing this?
Recently.
During class, he seems to be thinking about something else.
Is that so?
And his grades are going up and up.
I think he's up to something bad.
It's a rumor among teachers.
I don't think it's like that at home.
Izuji, are you sure about this?
No.
But you have to ask your parents about it outside of school.
You can't help it at home.
One more thing.
I understand.
Please take care of this for me.
I'll leave it to you.
Thank you.
I have to go now.
Thank you for coming.
Izuji, don't forget about school.
Izuji.
You're so unlucky.
Yes.
Don't forget about homework.
I know.
Yes.
By the way, Dad, I'm sorry.
This has nothing to do with Izuji.
What is it?
Can you lend me your bathroom for a moment?
Bathroom?
Yes.
Where is the toilet?
Toilet...
Is it our toilet?
Of course.
Outside?
Well...
Even if you say outside, I'm a teacher.
You know, things like that...
You're an adult, so I'll ask you.
Anyway, if you let me use your toilet,
I'll use it for you.
Oh, this is the toilet.
It's close.
No one's in there, right?
Oh, it's our toilet flush.
I think you should go to the toilet.
It's leaking a little.
Can you help me?
Dad...
You're amazing.
You're safe, aren't you?
What is this?
Matches.
You're the matchmaker.
Look at me and say it!
This time it's Masahiko.
What do you think?
You're going to leave her at home like this?
Isn't your son cute?
Mom...
This was a match at Gingiragin, wasn't it?
I'm sorry.
But you know...
She's the most influential girl.
She did it!
Get a hold of yourself!
Hey!
Booby Lady!
Was it you?
You can't say things like that!
You can't say things like that right away!
I'm going to leave this at home.
I'm going to store it at school.
Hurry up!
Matches.
Hey!
Don't say things like that!
In front of the kids!
I won't say it.
Match!
Dirty T-shirt is cute!
Hamada Masato and Shiro!
Winning Match!
Good evening, everyone watching TV!
It's been a while since I've been standing here, hasn't it?
Today, I'm wearing my home ground, big purple golf course.
Now, let me introduce you to the first guest of today's "Winning Golf Match".
It's this person! Please come in!
Hello!
Thank you very much.
We're going to have a match play in five holes from now on.
If I win, you can introduce me to friends who are better than you.
If I lose, you can introduce me to people who are worse than you and who you think are worse than you.
I see.
It's like a circle of friends.
I see.
It's getting better and better.
If you don't call me...
I'll call you!
Now, "Winning Golf Match".
The first hole is 326 yards per hole.
It's almost a straight middle hole.
Hama will hit first!
Here we go!
Your hairstyle is weird, isn't it?
Hey!
Is there such a pressure?
Here we go!
He's tired from the pain, but will he be able to hit first without getting upset?
Oh, it went to the right.
But it's in.
Now, it's Tashio's first hole!
Oh!
Oops, it got caught!
One penalty?
Huh?
Tashio...
Will you lose this one?
I'm weak.
I'll beat you up, Tashio.
It's Tashio's third one-penalty start!
Stop it, Banka!
Yeah, yeah.
Stop it, Banka!
I managed to avoid Banka, but it doesn't sting at all!
Get in there!
And now...
What is it?! Stop it!
Now, Tashio's struggling, but Hama-chan has a second chance!
Oh, it's on! This is bad!
This is bad!
Nice shot!
Nice one!
Amigata, two arms!
Now, Tashio-san, this is your sixth one!
This is bad...
Double de...
Oh, I'm so scared!
If he scores this one, Hama-chan wins this hole, but...
Nice one!
Thank you!
First, Hama-chan's first shot!
The next hole is a 515-yard, par-five long hole!
It's a straight hole, so let's go all out!
Here I go!
Hama-chan barely ever hits a high-speed slide, but the question is how far it'll go!
Oh, it's on the right again!
It's on the right again!
Will he be okay?
I can see it.
I can't say "again" or anything like that.
Oh, I hit it over there.
No matter what, Tashio Sakeda is the first one to avoid losing in the first half!
Oh, it's on the right again.
It's on the right, isn't it?
Let's go!
The staff here are all Hamachans.
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, don't film me! I'll be on your show next time!
Golfing!
Wait a minute, Yamazaki or something, there's no ninja in this area!
Oh, come on!
Hamachan, you're too young for me to talk to you like that!
The third one!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's a little to the right.
No, no, this one's good, too!
Is it okay?
Okay! Nice shot right in front of you!
Tashino-san, is it a little difficult to find your toes?
Oh, no!
Oh, you can't do that! I guess you're right.
Oh, no!
It looks like you're having fun!
No, no, no, no, no!
Now, Tashino-san, you're not doing too well. This is a tight spot!
Here we go!
Hit it!
Whoa!
I didn't think it'd go in like that!
On the other hand, Hamachan is in the bunker!
Oh, get out of the way!
Oh, there's no result like this!
That's right!
Now it's five on!
Now, the seventh one!
If you don't put this in, it'll be tough, but how about it?!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Yes!
Oh, that was close!
Here we go!
Oh...
If you put this in, Hamachan wins!
Here we go!
Nice in!
I'm so happy!
Hamachan wins for the second time in a row!
And now for the third hole!
Both players don't budge and split up!
Tashino-san, who's been playing golf for a long time, doesn't lose so easily!
Now it's two wins and one split!
And now for the fourth hole!
It's a 159-yard parsley short hole!
It's a short hole I'm not good at, but I'd like to go all in here!
Now, it's worth paying attention to!
Go to the garden! Go to the garden!
I got in!
No way!
Jump!
I did it!
It's a chance for the worst Hama-chan! Itashiro- san's first shot!
What a shot!
Isn't it too big?
It was a little too much!
Now, Hama-chan's in a pinch! This will be his third shot!
I'm glad I could see the garden from here.
Shut up!
Garden... It's a garden! It's a garden!
Itashiro-san puts a lot of pressure on him, but what about Hama-chan?
This looks like a good shot!
Nice one! Hama-chan's in a good mood!
Now, this is a place I definitely want you to watch out for...
Ah, it's going, it's going...
Maybe it went a little too far...
Damn it...
It's not going well...
7 meters of par putt left!
Yes!
Give it to me!
Yes!
What a shot!
Itashiro-san made a great shot and put his hopes in the last hole!
This show is getting really exciting!
Now, the last hole is a 319-yard par-hole middle hole!
Even if it's a draw, Hama-chan wins, but what will happen?
Itashiro-san, pay attention, it's the second hole!
Nice shot!
Nice shot! Tashiro-san is persistent!
For Tashiro-san's 2-on, it's Hama-chan's 2nd hole!
This is good.
It's a short.
How will it be?
Nice shot!
It's in!
It's another 2-on, and the game is heading towards the green zone!
Hama-chan's 3rd hole!
It's quite a distance, but how will it be?
Nice touch!
That's good!
40cm left!
Oh no! If it's a draw, I lose, right?
That's right! If it's a draw, you lose, Itashiro- san!
He wants to score this putt, but...
He can't!
1.5m left!
He can't miss it!
Nice in!
Will it be Hama-chan's long-awaited winning putt?
It's in!
If it's a draw, does that mean I win?
If it's a draw...
It's in!
Hama-chan wins!
That was a good game!
Now, Tashiro-san...
Please introduce your friends who you think are tougher than you.
Hyakumaru...
I understand. Ah!
Well, Tashio-san...
What is it?
Please give this to the golf club.
You're going to give it to me until I win next time?
Seriously?
Isn't it obvious?
Well, thank you very much!
That's all for Hamada Masato-shi's Golf Match!
Thank you, Tashio-san!
(Applause)
Ogaina...
What?
You're completely making fun of me!
You big-headed guy...
Do your best today too, Murimondo!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Yes.
I understand.
Nice to meet you. I'm the challenger.
I'm from Niigata.
I'm GB-kun.
Your phone is connected.
Hello!
Maybe you should just hang up.
Hello?
Ah, hello!
Um...
I heard you.
Ah, hello!
Huh? What is it?
Um, you said "hurry up and hang up", didn't you?
No, I didn't say that!
Seriously, I didn't say that!
You didn't?
Yes!
Okay, GB-kun...
Yes?
You know the rules, right?
I know them.
Murimondo...
Yes?
You can't ride your opponent's golf club, right?
I will never ride it!
Oh...
Are you confident?
Hello?
I am!
Are you confident?
I am!
Okay, then let's begin!
Murimondo...
Let's start with GB-kun!
Um...
Let's see...
What should I do?
Okay, let's start with GB-kun!
- GB-kun! - Yes, hello!
- It's Murimondo! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Can you do "popon" for me? - "Popon" for you? Yes, sorry!
- There were a lot of things... - Ah, there were a lot of things...
- Well, well, well... I have a lot of things to say... - Yes, yes...
- Well, I'm fat, so what should I do? - Ah, yes, yes...
- Yes, yes... - Don't think too much about it! - Yes, understood!
- You know, like talking about the weather... - Yes, understood!
- It happens... - Yes!
- Yes, thank you!
- Okay, Murimondo! Start!
- The weather is nice today...
- Hello! - Yes!
- GB-kun! - Yes!
- Is it not what I said? - No!
- I didn't think about it!
- GB-kun, you thought about it! It's original, right? - It's original!
- Understood! Well, let's say "okay"!
- Well, the weather... Yes! And champion... Go ahead!
- It's my birthday soon...
- Happy... happy... birthday...
- Eh? - It's like that...
- Is it raining outside?
- GB-kun!
- I thought too much about it!
- GB-kun! - Yes!
- Isn't it like that?
- No, it's not like that!
- Isn't it like that for your birthday?
- No, I just wanted to talk about the weather!
- Ah, is that so? - Yes!
- No, I mean... You can start with "champion"!
- What?
- You can start with "champion"! The order...
- Ah! The order is "champion"... - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- You want me to do it? - Yes! You want me to do it!
- Wait a minute! I'll ask you!
- Yes! Whichever you say...
- Eh... "champion", go ahead!
- Okay!
- Ah, thank you! It's noisy, isn't it?
- Understood! Well, Murimondo, start with "champion"!
- Eh... If it's "cat" and "dog", I like "pig" more!
- What do you mean?
- Yes!
- It's over!
- I did it!
- It's over!
- This means that Murimondo, the "champion", has been selected for the award ceremony!
- Thank you very much!
- Congratulations, "champion"!
- Thank you very much!
- Now, it's "gb-kun", who lost, but...
- Yes! Let me say one thing to Kabuki!
- Kabuki! Kabuki!
- Yes?
- Let me say who Kabuki is!
- No, you don't have to say that!
- Let's go!
- Yes!
- The King Kong!
- It's "Speed Katanuke"!
- Please choose a panel from number one to nine. - Yes!
- A panel of the same shape will appear. - Yes!
- It's called "Belt Conveyor"! - Yes!
- Along the flow of the conveyor, please pull out the panel more and more! - OK!
- The number of panels pulled out will be determined! - Yes!
- Let's go to the goal! - OK!
- The number of panels pulled out will be determined! - Yes!
- You can't see it, right? - Yes, we can't see it.
- It's dangerous. - It's dangerous.
- This is it. - It's dangerous.
- Yes. - Yes, from number one to nine!
- Yes! - Yes!
- What's the number first?! - Nine!
- I see. - Oh...
- Number three! - Number three!
- Oh, my... - OK, OK.
- Uh... number five! - Number five!
- Oh... - Oh...
- You're not starting. - Huh?!
- Oh, I'm sorry! - No, it's OK.
- Uh... number four! - Number four!
- Oh... - Oh...
- Eh?! - You're not starting. - You're not starting.
- OK, so what's next?! - Number one!
- Oh, my... - Oh...
- Eh?! - Yes! Yes!
- You're not starting, either! - Oh, my...
- You're tough! - Uh...
- You're star-shaped! - Uh... star-shaped!
- What?! - Six!
- Number six!
- Eh?! - Oh, my...
- You're not starting. - Eh?!
- Yes, yes! - OK, next!
- Seven! - Seven!
I'm really fast!
It's amazing!
- Eight! - Eight!
It's out! It's out!
It's a team order!
Ouch!
Well, team Matsumoto, Higashino!
Yes!
I'm counting on you, Gobon!
Leave it to me!
I can see you, Kisu-chan.
Hey, are you cheating?
I'm a team mate, but it's dirty.
Higashino, from number one to nine!
Well, first of all, number one!
Number one!
Well, first of all, number one.
Next, well, number two!
Number two!
This is easy so far!
This is easy!
Oh, again!
We went one or two times, so three!
Three!
Well, next is four!
Four!
Five!
Oh, start!
It's me!
Oh, you can do it!
You did it!
Number one! Number one!
You did it!
Team Hamada will do it in both languages!
Do your best!
In both languages, from one to nine, which number?
Five!
Nine!
One!
Eight!
Two!
Four!
Why are you always bending over?
Team Hamada, two points!
Do your best!
It's not one person's body!
Congratulations!
Congratulations for now!
Ayu, which number?
Six!
Which number?
Eight!
Second!
First!
It's out!
Team Matsumoto!
Reaction!
Three times in a row!
Take this one!
Take it!
Just take it!
Team...
Get closer! Closer!
Team Hamada...
Team Hamada's nipples...
Team Hamada will go to the top of the board!
Give me the bill!
Which number?
Nine!
Four!
Clear all of them!
First!
Second!
This is tough!
Seventh!
Third!
Fifth!
It's out!
(Cheering)
Hey!
Go!
The team is real!
Ouch!
(Cheering)
That's why!
That's why you are like this!
You shouldn't jump like this!
You shouldn't do that!
(Cheering)
That's why you shouldn't jump like this!
Ah!
It's 0, it's 0.
OK!
That's it!
(Cheering)
OK, OK!
(Cheering)
Next number!
Number 7!
Number 2!
Number 1!
Number 4!
(Cheering)
Team Matsumoto has 6 points, Team Imanawa has 4 points.
Team Matsumoto is winning by 2 points, but Team Imanawa is winning in the final round.
Team Matsumoto starts with 100 points.
Start!
Let's go.
First of all, what number?
A little like "Rats and Stars", number 8.
(Laughter)
Number 8!
(Music)
(Cheering)
Clear!
Number 7!
(Music)
Number 1!
(Music)
Number 3!
(Music)
Number 2!
(Music)
(Cheering)
Next, number 9!
Number 9!
(Music)
(Cheering)
Let's go!
Number 5!
(Music)
Clear!
(Cheering)
Okay, okay!
Good job!
Yes, yes!
He's coming!
Good job!
Yes, yes!
(Laughter)
(Cheering)
Now, what number?
Two!
Nine!
Three!
Seven!
One!
(Laughter)
This is, you know, difficult.
Because it has a door.
(Laughter)
Eight!
All right!
Six!
5 tickets?
5 tickets.
What? 5 tickets?
It's the other way around!
5 tickets!
Why 5 tickets?
We won!
We stopped all cars.
Yes. Thank you.
How dare you!
This was the G-man fight!
Toyoko, Mochizuki.
In your taxi,
- So you're saying that your grandfather left you. - That's right.
No matter what the reason is, it's true that he left you.
- Detective. - How is it?
- It seems like you're in quite a shock. - Yes.
I don't know if I should say this, but all I can say is that you were unlucky.
You were unlucky. You got kicked in the back.
Hey!
You know what you're doing!
I know.
- Detective. - Yes?
I've been a taxi driver for 25 years.
I've been through a lot with my wife.
He's a pathetic man.
But this year is our 20th wedding anniversary.
I wanted to do something surprising for my wife.
Are you an electrician?
I secretly planned a trip to Hawaii for my wife.
I worked hard to save money.
I worked all night for a week and 13 days.
In one month, I saved enough money for Hawaii.
It's all thanks to the night.
Thanks to the night...
You sound like Kara Tomomi.
Thanks to the night...
I had a lot of customers.
I had one more customer and I was about to leave.
Are you a soap opera singer?
Before I left, I wanted to call my wife.
That's when we first talked about our trip to Hawaii.
But my wife was happy and started crying.
She cried a lot and I started crying too.
It's a life like a rose.
I was relieved.
But I kept crying.
Then I heard a loud noise.
With that one shot, my dream was over.
One shot and it's over...
You're like the Geizman brothers, right?
At first I wanted to call the police.
But...
When I remembered my wife's face, I couldn't do it either...
And I quit in the middle of it.
You're Tojihaku, right?
On my way back from escaping,
I realized I had done something I shouldn't have done.
It's like walking around with a red bath towel and a white T-shirt, right?
I couldn't go back to work, so I went home for now.
I wanted to see my wife's face.
She had been collecting a lot of Hawaiian books and was laughing.
I forgot about what I had done, and we talked about Hawaii and got excited about it.
You're Akebono and Musashimaru, right?
Detective...
What is it?
What should I say to my wife?
I'm getting old.
You're such a pathetic man.
You're Mr. Okure, right?
I don't know how I'm going to live from now on.
You're Mr. Okure, right?
I don't have anything!
You're Mr. Okure, right?!
Yes, yes!
You!
What do you want?
Ten, I guess.
Ten?
Ten isn't enough?
Isn't that too much?
But Mr. Okurei is the same, right?
If you think of it as one...
But it's changed, so it's three.
That's true, but...
It's hard to understand what "Tetsuya" and "Kara" mean.
But I understand it.
Hard to understand?
It's not the weather in the mountains.
No, it's true.
It's hard to understand.
How many?
Ten.
Ten...
Ten!
Yes.
Eleven.
It's ten.
Ten.
Ten and ten aren't American crimes.
Ten.
It's ten.
It's over.
The star didn't go with you.
What are you talking about?
Matches!
You're so cheeky.
You're really cheeky.
What are you singing?
It's over.
You're really cheeky.
It's over.