AISubs v3.4
Mr. Mondo, we are at Ueno station today.
Yes, we are at Ueno station.
Where are we today?
We are here with our young people.
Young people?
Well, we don't have young people anymore.
We are the same age.
We are the same age, but we don't have much experience.
Do you call them young people?
Well, we call them that.
It's a strange world of comedy.
Do you know Mr. Mondo, who just joined us?
I know him.
He gave us two tickets for the same age group.
Sometimes, he took the train and enjoyed it.
I see.
He was so kind to us.
We are grateful for that.
Today, we will go to Narita Airport in the Keisei Skyliner.
You are going too far.
It's a long journey.
I see.
But you are not young enough to travel with them.
I'm busy with my own life.
Today, we will go to Narita Airport in the Keisei Skyliner.
I heard that something will happen during the journey.
Will they entertain us?
I heard they will entertain us.
Can we go now?
Let's go.
Today, we will leave Ueno from ROTS's car.
We will go through a vast area of the Kanto area and pass through Arakawa and Edogawa.
Then, we will take the train to Narita Airport in the Keisei Skyliner.
Here we are.
The weather is getting better.
Right?
Yes.
I feel like I'm going to Kyoto for a month.
I don't like it.
I don't like it either.
3 minutes left?
Will something happen in 3 minutes?
I don't know!
Is it going to be this bad?
It doesn't look like it's going to happen.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I feel like I'm going to miss it. What should I do?
I heard something's going to happen.
Where? Where? Where?
It's funny, but...
I don't know who it is!
Who was that?
Kigashino.
Kigashino?
I don't know!
Was he riding a horse?
Hello!
Yes!
It's Kigashino!
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Yes!
How was it?
What?
It was good!
Huh?
I was riding a horse!
What?
Yes!
What?
I was riding a horse!
Oh, you were?
I'm riding a horse now!
I'm walking with the horse!
Oh, I see!
Huh?
I was reading a sports newspaper!
Yes!
I was reading a sports newspaper!
You were reading a sports newspaper?
I'll be right back!
I know you know it, but I'm sure you were surprised by the other passengers on this train.
I'm sure you don't know anything about the people on the other train.
I hope you don't hit me here.
You'll pass.
You'll sell out soon.
Bang! If you hit me here, you'll be in trouble.
Which one?
There it is!
Good luck, number one in Japan!
Go for it!
Go for it, number one!
Go for it, number one in Japan!
What's with the rap?
It was a little hard to see you, Hata.
Oh, yeah.
He was going back to square one.
He was going back to square two.
He used to joke about me like that.
You know what?
It's more fun to think about it later than when you see it.
THE END
There is also something here.
There is something, isn't it?
It is still 1 km to Kurano.
It is already over, isn't it?
The camera is out again.
The camera is out.
It is still 500 m to Kurano.
500 m.
The speed is slowing down.
It is getting better.
The speed is getting better.
Did you pay for it?
Where is it?
The camera is out again.
The story is too long.
It is already over 1 km to Kurano.
Where is it?
It is Kurano!
It is there.
What is it doing?
It is already 1 km to Kurano.
What is it doing?
It is so cool!
It is drinking for a long time.
It is the last one.
I want you to fire up a firework.
Where is it?
There is something.
What?
Is it that?
A monster is lying down.
What?
It is Eleking.
Again! Again!
Eleking is lying down.
It is lying down.
What is it?
It is fighting.
You defeated it.
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Hey, is he really an alien?
I'm sure of it.
But it's just a normal apartment.
I don't think he'd do such a thing.
Why don't you sell it to me? It's a good reputation.
That's right, but...
I like this kind of thing.
But you were rejected by both Japanese TV and TVS, weren't you?
That's why I want you to sell it to me.
I have money.
Excuse me.
Yes?
This is for Fuji TV.
Yes, yes.
Yes?
Here you are.
Fuji TV.
Mr. Uno.
Yes, I'm Uno.
Please come in.
May I?
Yes, please.
I'm sorry.
It's small, but...
Ears, ears.
I had something to do today, but...
Oh, I see.
I'm not in a good mood.
I'm sorry.
I'd like to take a break.
Oh, I see.
Please come in.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Well...
Without a break...
Yes, yes.
A lot of people will come...
I'm sure of it.
TV people...
Yes, yes.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, I see.
Excuse me.
This is...
It's boring.
Here you are.
What?
Eat bread.
You said you like me on the phone.
Yes, you said you like me.
I like you...
You looked like a boneless ham.
Well...
You want me to do something, don't you?
If you want me to do something, I'll do it for you.
But we have a lot of customers.
We might do it for you.
That's fine with me.
I don't need you to do anything for me.
Well...
I don't need you to read UFOs for me.
I won't do it for you!
You won't do it for me?
No, it's fine with me.
Then I'll...
No, it's fine with me.
You don't have to do anything for me.
Please serve yourself.
Itao will do it.
If you don't serve yourself, you'll end up like that.
I'm sorry.
What do you think of the time?
Of course we will welcome you with pleasure.
We have nothing to hide.
We'll do our best.
We'll make you happy.
If the media comes, you'll be in trouble.
We'll do our best.
You'll do your best.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I have a fever.
Excuse me.
Is it serious?
It's okay.
I'm going to die.
It's okay with a tissue.
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for grabbing you by your organs.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry. I've had a fever since yesterday.
You have a terrible fever!
I'm dizzy.
Can you lend me your phone?
What is it?
I need to go to the bathroom.
The screen! The screen!
What?
The screen changed because you didn't call for it.
What?
Here.
Lend me your head.
I have a terrible fever.
There's a hospital over there. I'll take you there.
There's a hospital over there. Let's go.
Let's go to the hospital today. I'm cold.
I'm sorry. I'll heat up the fire and come back.
There's a hospital over there.
It's downstairs.
I'm sorry.
It's downstairs.
Hello?
TV Tokyo here.
Um...
There's a rumor going around...
that there's an alien living around here.
I don't know where it is...
but why don't you go look for it?
Real Bolkkiki starts now!
Let's eat 100,000 yen again!
We're gonna eat it all!
So, first time is a joint auction. Second time is Mr. Donuts.
The auction is 39 CNY.
Mr. Donuts is 74 CNY.
It's increasing, but it's only about 2,000 CNY difference.
We've only eaten about 15,000 CNY.
It's frustrating.
You've been doing this for 100,000 yen in total, haven't you?
We've only eaten it once.
Can we eat 100,000 yen for just one time?
That's what you said in the beginning.
I see.
Today, when you eat Mr. Donuts,
if you eat something more rare, you can eat anything.
Of course!
That's why we're here!
Sunday is sun!
I'm grateful for that.
We can't miss it.
So, let's eat 100,000 yen here!
It looks good!
Let's eat!
It's good!
Let's eat!
Please order!
A big Texas beef!
Let's go!
And rice separately!
That's too much!
Wait a minute!
What about rice?
Don't eat rice! I'm full!
You idiot! You only eat side dishes!
I'm full of rice!
You idiot! You can't eat rice!
You can't eat rice?
You can order curry separately, but you can't eat rice!
Curry!
Curry only!
Curry only?!
And...
Japanese-style steak!
And...
And bread!
Bread!
Why bread?
So, you can order a single steak,
but you can order a mixed lunch!
That's a brilliant question!
And you can order a single fried chicken and fried tofu...
A mixed lunch.
Why fried tofu?
I don't know!
Why do you ask me?
But I'll pay for it!
I'll have this...
I'll have this soup with curry...
the gravy!
I want that one!
Me too!
We don't know what you want yet!
Don't make me laugh!
It's 80 yen more expensive!
Don't make me laugh!
Soup!
Here it is!
Delicious!
This is delicious!
Delicious!
Are you hungry? Do you want to eat?
No, I'm fine.
Don't you want to play with us?
I was wondering about that.
Are you playing a game with us?
We are open seats.
We don't eat.
Something is coming!
What is this?
It's me!
Something is coming!
A hamburger and a bite of risotto.
It's me!
Something is coming!
Drink it!
No!
Drink it!
Eat it!
Drink it!
Look at his face!
It's ugly!
Spaghetti with rice and cod roe.
Do you want it?
It's working!
eat this!
Leave it to me.
It's good!
I like lunch!
Eat it!
You eat it!
It's good.
You eat a lot.
I do, don't I?
I eat a lot.
I eat like this every time.
Shut up!
You're loud.
I don't care if you're loud.
Look at me.
Don't say anything.
Eat it all.
I eat a lot.
I'm into you two today.
Eat it all.
Shut up!
I'm into you.
Do you want some salmon?
Huh?
Salmon.
Am I heavy?
Heavy.
Excuse me.
This red wine.
Wine?
No, no.
Leave it to me.
Leave the date to me.
Red and Japanese.
Wait.
Japanese?
I don't like it.
Click, click. Wine, click.
Oh, good.
Let's go.
I have a shotgun.
I'm sorry.
What's up?
I really like...
Did you forget something?
Did you say beer?
No, I didn't.
I'm sorry.
No, no. Wait a minute. What do you like?
Raw. Raw.
I don't like sweet and sour.
Raw...
I like raw.
Then four of them.
On the first meal.
I'm not hungry.
I feel like I'm getting stronger.
Cheers!
Good luck with the second meal!
I'm not hungry at all in Hong Kong.
I'm drunk.
I'm a little drunk.
What's wrong with you?
You're saying the wrong thing.
You're looking down on Hong Kong.
You don't understand anything.
He's going crazy! He's going crazy!
Pakkin, you're going crazy!
Yes! Yes!
Here you go!
Drink it from top to bottom!
You're a good drinker!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
You're a good drinker!
What are you doing?
Here you go.
39,552 yen.
100,000 yen!
He's mad at me.
You're a good drinker!
I'm sure he's got a big stomach.
I can't talk anymore.
It's over.
I'm sick of Teresu. It's over!
You're a good drinker!
I wish I had a good drinker today.
Hello.
Good evening.
- Master. - Yes.
- This is a musical for children. - Yes.
- Today is an audition for children's roles. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
Are your grandparents welcome?
Well...
Inside my belly...
You're too old for this.
Did you do it again?
My hands...
It's fine. It's fine if you're pregnant.
You won't come, will you?
For now, get sick.
Well...
Can you do it?
Do it! Do it!
Get out of my way! Go home!
Well...
Do you want to see...
...other people's...
What are you talking about?
- You... - What are you doing?
- I don't know. - Give me a drink.
Hey, take it!
No, today's is a little different.
This is...
Right?
What's this?
Exploded
It's definitely gonna explode.
You put this on it, right?
You put the original sauce.
It's hot, so please be careful.
Cold!
Cold?
Cold?!
- It's tasty, though! - It's not sweet!
I don't want it. Take it back!
Are you stupid?
Take it back!
Why did you do it?
Right?
Take it back.
I'll do it.
Will you take it back?
Take it back!
Will you give it back?
I'll give it back!
Take it back!
I'll give it back!
Shush!
Tokio!
I'll do it!
"Short Shoe Series"!
"Patrasche" and "Alton"
Evil!
I'm so tired. I'll go to bed.
It's hard to sleep today.
It's hot.
The warm wind is annoying me.
Azami!
What's that voice? Is it sad?
I can't move my body!
Somebody! Somebody help me!
What's wrong?
You're the cause of it.
It's cold!
Stop it!
I walked with Patrasche.
That's all you know.
Taxi!
I don't have any ideas.
Hey, taxi! Go!
To where?
To Shinjuku!
Can't you get in?
Stop it! It's cold!
You're the cause of it.
I walked with Patrasche.
That's all you know.
Excuse me!
Is this the audition hall?
Yes, it is.
I'm Ujita.
Please take a seat.
Excuse me!
Ujita, listen!
Hello!
What's your name?
I'm Ujita Minoru. I'm 14 years old.
14 years old!
Yes, please.
You motherfucker!
It's a musical, but how do you play it?
I can play the piano, so I'm confident.
Really?
Then I'll show you.
I'll show you.
Do your best!
Yes!
I did my best!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
You're the only one I can trust.
NEXT WEEK'S ANNOUNCEMENT
As a world-renowned biophysicist, Dr. Miyatozawa, who is also the father of biohunters, suddenly disappeared during his research trip to Tohoku.
The biohunters who embarked on a life-and-death mission discovered that they had been spotted on a small island floating along the coast of Japan.
While listening to the blowing wind, the biohunters who swung their single-bodied ships against the sea, which had become barren due to a typhoon from the forest, were trapped in a strange silence.
This sound is that mother's lullaby that we once heard.
However, as soon as the old memories that lay dormant in their hearts began to revive, a huge wave struck the biohunters' bodies into the rough sea of Japan.
NEXT WEEK'S "THE BIOHUNTER"
The secret of birth sunk into the legendary sea... "Aradami Superman - Poseidon of Sunlight"! Please look forward to it!
Slot gives a different shot, so it takes skill and luck to stop the shot!
This man's shot, so don't die in a go!
Wait to happen, uh-oh!
I'm going to throw it now, and I'm going to call out the other team's name and throw it!
Yes, yes!
For example, Mazumo-san said "clano" and threw it!
"Clano"!
As soon as it went in, it went "bwak bwak bwak" like this...
Uh, how many kilos or something, right?
Right, right.
That ball will fly over here, so...
In front of the goal...
Well, should I take it?
Yes, yes, yes!
Punch it and block it?
Yes, yes, yes!
Either one of you do it!
Should I just protect it?
Just protect it!
If you can't take it, I'll let you take the head part!
Yes, yes!
I'll take the head part!
If you can't take it, you'll be disqualified!
Disqualified!
Yay!
I love you!
East!
Alright!
- Ready? - Yes!
Here we go!
One Corner!
Let's go!
I'm going to steal your nose!
You!
I'm going to steal your nose!
Ryoko!
I'm going to steal your nose!
It doesn't matter if you throw it from the front or from behind.
Who is it?!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Ryoko!
Tell me!
Who is stupid?!
Talk to me!
Are you really Ryoko?!
Even an 80-year-old woman is stupid!
Mr. Inada!
Last one! Get ready!
Mr. Guitar!
Matsuboto-san!
I got it! I got it!
Wait a minute! You just hit a body that ran away!
Did you hit my body?!
Did you hit me?!
What?!
You didn't hit me!
What?!
Wait a minute! Where did you go?!
What are you doing?!
But you hit the ball and came back, didn't you?!
No! No! No!
You didn't hit me or anything!
No! You did hit me!
You hit me!
Are you okay?!
You hit the post and came back!
Oh, is that right?!
But it's in here, so it's no good.
It hit the post and it came in.
But if it hits the post, it means it's in, right?
It means it's in, right?
No way!
Let me go!
Heal him!
Let me go!
Itao!
Ready, set, go!
East!
What am I?
Hong Kong!
East!
Now!
East!
Ready, set, go!
Ryoko!
Well, you're disqualified today, too!
Yes, sir!
- 129 steps. - Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
- Did you get it? - I got it.
- You should have gotten it by now. - He cried!
He cried!
He was in a bad mood!
I still have it! I still have it!
- I still have it! - You're lucky you still have it!
I still have it!
I'll get it!
Time's up!
- Please announce the result! - We still have two flowers left!
Team Matsumoto wins!
That was Team Fight!
Team Matsumoto wins!
Matsumoto wins!
Hey!
No!
Hey!
What is it?
Who is it?
Hey!
It's a human.
What are you doing here?
It's me.
I'm in a bad case.
You're in a bad case and you're super bad.
You did it well, even though you're an old man.
What are you talking about?
Isn't it?
Why not?
Today is a grass ball tournament.
You guys are good at grass ball, but I'm almost safe.
What's going on?
Don't make a fool of me!
This kid is really...
I'm going to kill you!
This voice...
I'm going to kill you!
Don't look at me like that!
Where did you go?
I'm sick of you!
What?
You water-drinker entertainer!
What's going on?
I don't know, but I'm sick of you!
Hey!
There's a tournament coming up, so you can't play baseball!
Shut up, you idiot!
I don't know. I'm going to call the police.
Yes, yes!
Hurry up!
Hey!
I just called the police.
They're coming.
What are you standing around for?
What do you think you're doing?!
Don't touch me!
What do you think you're doing?!
I'm trying not to cast a shadow on you!
What do you think you're doing?!
What's going on?
Don't look at me like that!
I'm sick of you!
Hey!
Don't look at me like that!
There's a baseball tournament, and you're in a basketball case!
I don't know about you, but you're in a bad place!
Shut up, you friend of Peabo!
I'm a friend of Peabo!
I'm not a friend of Peabo!
Hey!
What?
Get out of here!
Well...
If you go in like this...
It's a nuisance for people who play baseball.
Shall we get out of here?
Get out of here!
Why did you go in?!
Why didn't you tell me why you went in?!
- That's right. - I see.
Why did you go in?! Why didn't you tell me why you went in?!
- I see. I'm sorry about that. - Okay.
I'll tell you why.
I used to be a high school teacher.
- Oh... - I've been to a public school, too.
It was pretty noisy.
The right side of the fence was ugly.
- The right side of the fence? - Both sides were fine.
- And? - I...
Since I left high school, I've been invited by professionals all the time.
But I wanted to go to college.
I wanted to play baseball at college.
Oh, you threw it.
You threw it in a row.
When I noticed it...
I shouldn't throw too much.
I was starving.
Hey, what do you want to eat?!
What?
Don't you usually eat with your shoulders?!
My shoulders? Don't say that, you idiot.
Go ahead and eat.
I almost gave up on baseball.
I couldn't play baseball anymore.
At that time...
I shouldn't give up my dream.
I shouldn't give up my dream so easily!
They encouraged me with all their might...
It's a Nissan Primera now.
It's a car, isn't it?!
Aren't you a girl?
It's a car, isn't it?!
Don't lie to me! Don't lie to me!
Don't lie to me, you bastard!
Shut up!
I don't care about people like you who play baseball all day!
I want to say something to my baseball team!
Let me say something!
If you say it, I won't say it.
You'll say it, won't you?!
I want to eat X-Japan's baba!
What the hell are you talking about?!
You bastard, you're disgusting!
Have you been looking down on me?!
Oh, you brat, you're really...
What's wrong with you, you idiot?!
You've been quiet for a while now and you've gotten on my nerves!
What's wrong with you?!
You know me!
Even now, I'm in a bad case like this and I look down on you, but...
In the past, when I was a student...
I would wake up at 8 in the morning and eat and go to school again and again.
You're just a student of mine!
I didn't fall in love with you mysteriously.
I didn't ask you!
I didn't ask you anything!
Shut up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up!
It's funny, but...
I don't know who you are!
It's funny, but...
I don't know who you are!
It's funny, but...
You're funny!
Shut up!
You're funny!
Shut up!
You're funny!
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