AISubs v3.4
Genji, you don't have to tremble.
Your fingerprints are all over the mad bat.
You did it, didn't you?
Right?
Oh, this is fine.
What do you think of it?
Well, it speaks for itself...
but it seems like there's a big warm wall between here and there.
You're like Mr. An-un and Mr. Su-chi, aren't you?
Hey!
Throw that away!
Detective...
I did it.
I see...
You'll tell me, won't you?
My father is a lawyer in Tokyo...
my mother is a politician's daughter...
and my brothers and sisters are Tokyo students.
Out of the five families...
I was the only one left.
Out of the five of you, only one of you is still alive...
Kusanagi, right?
In order for my family to approve of me, I had no choice but to go to the lighthouse.
Are you a ship?
I studied very hard.
But my father...
Even when he sees me like this...
He says I'm useless and a useless son.
"Useless son"?
It's an impromptu, right?
And so...
My mother told me...
Please work hard for me.
Because you're in need of money.
It's a good thing, right?
But it's not really like that!
It's "hey, hey, hey", right?
But...
Every time...
I work hard.
Let's work hard again!
Let's try it again!
That's your style?
But you know, detective, even though I tried so hard, my dad said, "You don't have to work hard anymore. It's my brother who's taking the exam."
My dad was trying to get my brother to take the exam for me.
Kaedama, huh?
Kyusho Ramen Shop.
My brother got angry and grabbed the bat that was nearby and fell down.
My dad shouted, "That's a problem, isn't it?"
I drove my dad to the corner of the room.
It's a goki jet, isn't it?
And at once, "It's a kompa, isn't it?"
It's a koujienmebu, isn't it?
My mother also shouted, "That's a problem, isn't it?"
I drove my mother to the corner of the room.
It's a goki jet, isn't it?
And at once, "It's a kompa, isn't it?"
I hit my head.
It's a koujienmebu, isn't it?
When I woke up, my head was blank and I didn't know what I had been doing until now.
Wakato Akira, right?
Hey, hey!
What degree is it?
Well...
Thirteen.
What?!
It was seventeen, wasn't it?!
But I only repeated "kompa" and "gogi jet" and "koujienmebu" twice.
Well, you only repeated them, but...
What degree is it?
Well...
Say it clearly.
Thirteen.
Thirteen?!
Thirteen...
It's thirteen.
Say it again.
Wait a minute. I was self-criticizing.
Thirteen isn't enough, is it?
Isn't the number enough?
Self-criticizing...
Well, you kill your father and mother in the same way and you pretend to kill them in the same way, so there's no point in repeating them twice, is there?
If you're tired of it, you can't think of seventeen.
Well, you shouldn't repeat them.
You don't know how to do it, do you?
What is it?
Well, it's a tough job of a father and son.
Did you dress up like that before?
Wait a minute.
You're going to leave your daughter behind.
What are you talking about?
Hey, go home.
Hey, go home. Go home.
Do as you like.
Think about it more carefully.
You don't have to be afraid.
A spark of the word, not of fists.
This is the ONE GAME...
GRAND PRIX!
That's not an agreement!
Now, let me introduce you again, commentator.
And this time...
the host of this battle,
Matsumoto-san of the Concorde Company,
is that mustache yours?
Yes, well...
To be honest,
I haven't decided on my character yet
because of the face and costume
given to me by the staff.
Thank you in advance.
From now on,
we will have a battle!
Now,
let's have the players enter.
First of all, from the left corner,
Tetsuro Degawa!
Now, first of all,
from the left corner,
Tetsuro Degawa enters.
He armed himself with a bokeh
that trained his whole body.
However, today,
he will not be allowed
to enter the ring
He is an excellent punch trucker, a bad-mouthed stand- up comedian, Tetsuro Kuregawa!
Now, let's say it! From the right corner, OSHIMA RYU!
Standing in front of you, in the right corner, is OSHIMA RYU's entrance!
His gaze entangles you like a snake, and his body is uselessly soft.
He is the number one entertainer in the entertainment world, and his right eye entangles you like a man!
How will his sharp legs and tall lower body reach the top?
Bad-mouthed stand-up comedian Ernest Host!
Now, OSHIMA RYU has appeared! They are already staring at each other!
Mmm, this is exciting!
Now, both of you, to the center!
Uh, the rules are...
Bad-mouth is one word, right?
Manager! If you think you can't go any further, throw a towel at once!
Now, let's decide who goes first with the coin.
This is the front.
Now, which one?
Young man, say it!
In the first place, I don't like it when you're so relaxed!
Today, I'm always standing low, but...
I'm going back to my sharp old self!
Do your best!
Why are you so frightened?
I'm not frightened!
I'm the world's bad-mouthed stand-up comedian!
Hurry up and decide!
Go, go, go!
Ah, then I'll go first with the front.
Now, let's see who goes first with the front!
Ta-da! Ah, look!
First of all...
DEMA!
I don't know the meaning of "Ruohoshiba"'s "Ru"!
All right!
Yes, I'll do it.
"Ru"!
A man who was dumped by a woman who picked up with him!
Well, I think Tecchan's was pretty effective.
Yes!
On the other hand, Ru's response was...
It was just a bit of a pinch.
I see, it wasn't enough to cause damage to the other party.
Yes, well, at Tecchan's time, while the audience was getting excited...
"Is it okay for you to be like this?" The audience said.
The audience hasn't grasped it yet.
Well, I don't know about that.
First of all...
"Zero"!
Are you still dating with a sexy talent?!
Go back to the corner. Go back to the corner. Go back to the corner.
Manager, you still like the towel, don't you?
You still like the towel, don't you?
OK, let's start. "Ru"!
You're lucky! I don't think of you as a friend anymore!
Oh, now it's a route call! Route call!
Once you get it, you can go anywhere!
Odegawa brought out a sexy talent.
That's right. That round was pretty good.
For me, it was something close to a 5 on 5 even.
But if Tetsu had told me his real name, it would have been a pretty good point.
Now, for the final round...
Please welcome, Roo!
Roo!
Even though you're 32 years old, you're still young!
This punch is pretty effective!
Now Degawa didn't think about it and shook his head left and right!
He left it for last!
He left it!
Did it work?
I don't know!
Now, for the final round...
He got a heavy punch...
Degawa!
He did it!
Go!
That real attack earlier...
Go!
Oh, it's a real attack!
Oh, the manager is...
The manager is falling!
The manager is falling and falling!
Will he be cut or cut?
Will he eat or eat?
Will he die or live?
That name is...
You broke the rules of this entertainment world!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm sorry about that!
The worst thing is...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
...that you've never heard of!
Time's up!
At last...
The battle against...
The first...
One Game Grand Prix...
The decision...
The judgment...
Is being made!
Ruu Oshima wins!
Ruu Oshima...
Has won!
The first...
One Game Grand Prix...
Winner is...
Ruu Oshima!
He did it!
It seems like it was Roo who started talking to you at first.
Oh, that story?
Yes, Roo proudly told me...
Don't give up!
When did you say it?
No, Roo said it first!
When did I say it?
No, Roo said it first!
While you were drinking, you proudly told me you were dating me!
Wait a minute!
I'm a man with children and a wife!
The final episode is a big one-game-win!
- Understood. - Yes, sir.
The phone is connected. Hello?
- Hello? - Can you hear me?
- Sound! - Yes, sir!
- It's okay. - Yes, sir!
- Yes, this is AJB. - Yes, sir!
- How old are you? - I'm 58 years old.
You're 58 years old.
If you do that, you'll be away from your children for a long time.
I don't have children.
When I was 18, I cut a pipe.
- Really? - Yes.
- I wanted to cherish my time with my children. - I see.
- That's what couples think. - Yes.
- That's how it is. - Yes.
- By the way, what's in today's product? - It's a seabass.
- It's not a car, is it? - It's not a car, but I'm aiming for a seabass.
- Understood. - Oh, excuse me.
- Yes? - I think I touched it.
- Is it okay? - Is it live? - I think it's okay.
- It's live. - Yes, yes.
- Please turn it off later. - I see.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
It's a family business. It's definitely a family business.
- Okay, then. - Yes.
- Please take care of yourself and do your best. - Please do your best!
- Okay, then. - Yes!
- Please say "stop". - Understood!
Okay, the challenge roulette, start!
Stop! Stop!
- Okay, I pressed it! - Stop! Stop!
- I pressed it, too. - It's okay.
Stop!
- Too bad! - Too bad!
- It's okay. - It's a shame.
- It's a shame.
Wait a minute. You pressed it a little late.
- No, it's... - The timing was different.
- You pressed it late. - No, it's a shame.
- It's a shame. - Wait a minute.
- You were next to me. - That's right.
- Wait a minute! - Yes!
- You pressed it late!
- But you pressed it properly! - Let me do it again!
- That's weird! It was definitely late! I was doing it while watching TV! - Yes!
- I was doing it while watching TV! - I know! I know!
- It was definitely late! - I know!
- Okay, one more time! - Okay!
- Is it okay? - It's special!
- Is it okay one more time? - Yes, it's correct!
- Yes! - Thank you! I'm sorry!
- Yes! - Yes!
Okay, let's go! Challenge roulette, start!
- Now, do your best and... - Stop!
- You pressed it late! - Right away!
- That trash can... - You pressed it late!
- What a shame! - What a shame!
- What can we do about it?
We've done it twice, and it's not easy to make up for it twice in a row.
- Unfortunately, Mr. G.B. - What a shame!
- Unfortunately, there won't be any auction. - What a shame!
Excuse me!
- Hello? - Yes?
- You're Mr. G.B., aren't you? - Yes.
Unfortunately, there won't be any auction.
- Excuse me! - Excuse me!
- Unfortunately, there won't be any auction. - No, it's not like that!
- I'm doing it properly! - How dare you!
- I've done it before but you're doing it at the wrong time!
- No, that's not it!
- I pressed it properly when you told me to stop!
- You know, you...
- You shouldn't do things like that! - What do you mean?
- I'm not touching it, G! I'm not touching it!
- I'm not touching it because you talked about it!
- Do you have to be so angry? - It's because you're not good at it!
- What are you saying!
I'm sorry!
Oh, welcome, samurai.
I'd like to stay, though.
Welcome, samurai.
Is the room available?
Yes, the last room is available.
Oh, that's good.
Please follow me.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Miss! Miss! Hurry up!
Otaka! Don't be in such a hurry!
Otaka!
Miss!
Oh, samurai! Your water!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
What's wrong?
Mother! Mother! Mother!
Otaka gave that samurai water!
Here you are! Here you are!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Oh, no, no!
Being energetic is good.
Don't worry about it.
I won't say that.
Is this your master?
Yes.
Is there a room for four people today?
I'm sorry.
The last room has just been filled.
We don't want to stay.
But we're in trouble...
Gentlemen!
If you like, I can give you my room.
Really?
Yes.
But you shouldn't do that to strangers.
If you do that to a stranger,
you will lose your name.
Midari Bokuzen.
Mother! Mother!
Mother!
What's going on?
Mother!
Are you Midari Bokuzen?
What are you doing here?
I'm the grandfather of Kyogoku Muneharu.
I'm his daughter, Oichi.
I'm his uncle, Onbatsu.
I'm his wife, Otaka.
I'm his father, who died in a Japanese war.
I'm his grandfather, who died twice.
I'm his father, who lost everything.
I'm his grandfather, who lost everything.
No!
Give up!
No!
Give up!
One, two...
Father, save us! Save us!
Tell me, please.
What I love in this world.
Everything.
There is warmth in life.
Will spring die, will summer die, will autumn die, will love die, will my heart die, my precious homeland.
I won't cut it off! Don't worry!
I won't cut it off!
Today we're playing rock-paper-scissors bulldog.
Can we?
We're going to play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's say you won.
Now you have to tie it up.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You won.
Let's tie it up again.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You said "paa" first, so I won.
I won.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You said "paa" first, so I won.
You have to tie it up again.
If you win three in a row, you're done.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You won.
You have to tie it up again.
This is the first one.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You won.
You still have no chance.
What a sad face.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You won.
Take off?
Take off!
No problem.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Pleasant face!
Take off?
Take off your face.
My face?
Rock-paper-scissors!
My face hasn't changed much.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock!
One, two, get back!
Mini-golf
Rock-paper-scissor
OK
Go on!
You're noisy!
Minis are scary, really.
Rock-paper-scissor!
Oh, I won.
You won.
Please do it again!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You lost!
You're a real coward!
You're even bending your nose!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You lost!
You're a coward!
You're a real coward!
You're a loser!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What are you doing?
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're a real coward!
You haven't changed much!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You lost!
You're a coward!
I'm sorry. Don't feel bad.
Ouch! I got a G badge again.
This is the first time I got a G badge today.
Final match!
Go for it, Kim!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ouch! It's hard to grab!
Rock, paper, scissors!
To the left!
You're gonna get hit at least once!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock!
You and me!
Rock!
To the left!
The winner is... Hamada-kun!
Today I won a G-Batch!
You can do it!
Tonight's game is "Control - Wall Climb"!
Each team has a representative.
Each team has a magic ball with a magic theme.
You can only throw the number of balls that you decide on the roulette!
If you hit it while you're throwing it, the scaffold will pop out like that.
The other team will throw the number of balls again!
Please pull out the scaffold that the other team put out earlier!
That's good!
Climb up well and go all the way through!
That's good!
Oh, that's good!
Now, we'll have four rounds of this!
Four rounds!
Now, the first round is...
Imada vs. Hong Kong!
Now, it's the first round!
First to climb the wall is Imada of Sumida who spins the roulette and decides the number of balls!
The red number on the top represents the number of balls on Sumida's side...
and the green number on the bottom represents the number of balls on Imada's side!
As you can see, the number of balls is 10 against 10!
This is a slightly disadvantageous number for those who climb walls!
First, Imada will create a scaffold route up to the goal with 10 balls!
That's good!
Now, Imada has created a scaffold like this!
Balls on!
Feels good!
Now, Kurano-san, it's a jammer.
Stop it already!
I'll do ten.
Now, Kurano, with the same ten sticks, the point of the match is how far you can remove the scaffolding.
It's open! It's open!
It can't be opened!
This guy has good control!
In this state...
There are eight scaffolding left.
They're going through the middle, but can they climb it?
(cheers and applause)
Now, next is Kurano's wall climb challenge.
The number of balls is 15 against 5, and the climber is definitely in advantage.
Kurano's scaffolding made of 15 balls is still erased with 5 balls, but...
(cheers and applause)
The second match is Yuu and Ryoko's fight.
The number of balls in both teams is 15 on the offensive side and 5 on the defensive side.
Yuu, who climbs the wall first, makes a scaffold with 15 balls.
(cheers and applause)
Next, Ryoko erases the scaffold with 5 balls, but only one has disappeared.
I feel like it's a little less up there, but how about it?
(cheers and applause)
All right, all right, all right!
She said it's impossible if it's impossible.
All right, all right!
Slowly, slowly, slowly!
All right, all right, all right!
All right, all right!
Jump, jump!
(cheers and applause)
Now, Ryoko's wall climb has changed its course.
As you can see, the number of balls is 15 against 5, and Snegawa is in advantage.
All right, all right!
As for Team Matsumoto, they'd like to get rid of the scaffolding a little, but Ryoko's big failure!
I've never noticed it!
Ryoko, you...
As you can see, the scaffolding is...
Ryoko's ball doesn't reach the top and she's in a big pinch!
Oh, a high ball, Megashiki, a high ball!
Did you just add one 'a'?
I don't want it!
Don't push yourself! If you say you can't do it, say you can't do it!
I can't do it!
What?
I can't do it!
What's wrong with you?
I can't do it!
You can't do it?
Yes!
Yorushika's team wins!
The third round!
The third round is Higashina vs. Captain Hamada.
The number of balls is again 15 vs. 5 and Senegawa has an advantage.
First, Higashina climbs the wall and builds scaffolding.
Hamada controls this well.
Yorushika!
As you can see, this is going to work!
(cheers and applause)
Next up is Captain Hamada's wall climb challenge.
Again, the number of balls is 15 against 5, and Semegawa is in advantage.
Hamada is making scaffolding smoothly.
Now, the point is to see how effectively the scaffolding can be removed with the few balls in the east.
(cheers and applause)
There is scaffolding left in the middle, but is it slightly less below?
(whistle)
(cheers and applause)
Team Matsumoto should definitely have an advantage, but what about the upperclassmen?
(cheers and applause)
As you can see, Matsumoto hasn't removed a single scaffolding.
(cheers and applause)
Now it's a tie, and Matsumoto will decide the outcome of the game.
The number of goals is ten against ten, and the defender has an advantage.
In addition, Itao will control the scaffold Matsumoto made and erase it one after another.
(cheers and applause)
There are only three scaffolds left.
Now, what will Captain Matsumoto do?
(cheers and applause)
(whistle)
What?
I want you to hit me in the nose.
(laughter and applause)
Not in the nose!
At least like this!
No!
Like this!
(whistle)
(laughter)
Hey, can you give me a call?
I won't call anyone!
(laughter and applause)
Call me, call me!
Yes.
Wait a minute!
I'll hang my feet here and stand up.
Yes.
I'll jump over there and stand up.
(laughter and applause)
I'll be like Mr. Grigo.
(laughter and applause)
Can I say it?
I saw it!
Let's go!
We won today.
This is our number one.
This has been Team Fight!
I'm full!
Yeah!
Let's go! Get in!
Cheers!
Hey, you.
Yes?
The sign says you owe 900 yen.
I'm hungry.
I'm sorry.
Waiter.
I'm going to eat and go to the amusement park with you guys.
Sure.
It's been 30 minutes since you said you weren't hungry.
It's been 30 minutes!
Yeah!
30 minutes!
Yeah!
I'm sorry.
I don't have a license.
License!
Oh, I see.
Can you do something about it?
I can't do anything about it.
What do you mean?
No, no.
My superior told me to do it.
License.
Oh, I see.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Kill him! Kill him!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
No, no, no!
No way! No way!
No way!
Stop it.
Look at me.
Yes.
Look at me.
Yes.
This is 2 yen.
Yes.
It's 2 yen.
Shake it in between two weeks.
Please.
It stinks.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Stop it.
Shake it in properly.
Yes, I know.
Do as you say.
Yes, yes.
There are a lot of accidents, so shake it in properly.
Oh, I do that every time.
Oh, you do?
That's good.
Then, let's go.
Wait a minute.
The president will be here soon.
Can you show me the inside of the trunk?
President.
Can I go?
If you show me the inside of the trunk, I'll let you go.
Please, I'll let you go.
You don't know even if you look at the engine, do you?
I don't know even if I look at the engine.
Oh, you're right.
You have to show me the trunk.
Master, you're sweating a lot.
No, it's nothing.
Just the trunk.
No, no, wait a minute.
Oh, no, no, you're doing it on your own.
I'm just looking at the trunk.
Excuse me.
Oh, no.
Do you have anything in there?
No, there's nothing in there.
I don't know.
You've got something big in there.
What?
You've got something big in there, don't you?
No, it's nothing.
What is it?
It's a hammer.
It's a hammer, isn't it?
Look at this and say it properly!
Huh?
It's a hammer.
It's a hammer, isn't it?
You've got something like this in there, don't you?
Huh?
I'm sorry, but you've got something like this in there, don't you?
No, it's my first time.
You've got something like this in there, don't you?
No, it's not like that.
You've got something like this in there, haven't you?
Do you know that this is money from the violent organization?
Do you know that?
Yes, I know.
Can you tell me why you have it in there?
You've got a lot of stuff in there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There is one Hamada Shogo in the trunk.
He is the plaintiff of the loaded garbage.
Yes, I understand.
I checked it with the best woman in bed.
I'm sure of it.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
I can't do anything about it.
Everyone...
You've got a lot of cheap stuff in there.
But you can't do anything about it.
You're just kids.
You don't know any languages, do you?
What?
Dad! Dad!
Are you all right, Hamada?
I'm fine, ma'am.
But you've got a lot of stuff in there.
Can you hold it for me?
Can you...
Yes, I understand.
Can you...
No, I can't.
It's my first time.
You're lying!
I'm serious!
Shut up!
I'm a little jealous.
Kenji...
You don't have to be scared.
Your fingerprints are all over the mad bat.
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
It's disgusting.
I'm sorry, Mr. Masumoto.
I'm sorry for making you run.
Yes, yes.
Here's your card.
Thank you.
Jump!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Jump!
I know! I know!
I know!
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