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(Explosion)
Tonight's game is bank soccer.
The object is to run as high as you can on this slope ramp and kick a balloon from next to the pointage.
The higher the balloon, the more points.
But beware, because there's more difficulty on this ramp of mega dudes.
(Laughter)
So don't slide, just glide, kick and kick, you'll ball good old!
(Cheering)
Today's game is bank soccer!
What is it?
(Cheering)
Now, everyone, in the middle of the set, there's a hole with numbers written on it.
Oh, good morning!
Yes, all the balloons will go there.
Both teams will split up and play seriously.
For example, I'll go at 70 meters.
Yes!
But that part will expand, so now both teams will split up and run up this bank one by one.
Yes!
And everyone has a stick at their feet, so break the balloons and come back.
Yes, yes!
The team with the most points will win!
OK!
Yes!
The team with the most points in four rounds will win!
OK!
Hey you!
What?
Hey you!
Yes?
You kicked my feet with your shoes with laces!
(Laughter)
Again!
You're pretty good!
(Laughter)
I feel like I'm going to float!
(Laughter)
You were floating!
Rock, paper, scissors!
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
OK!
Then let's go with team Masumoto first!
Yes!
(Applause)
- OK, now! - Yes, sir!
First of all, what score will you aim for? Please evaluate.
- What score will we aim for? - What score?
- Sixty or seventy? - Well, after all, won't it be less than seventy?
- Oh, all of a sudden? - Yes.
- Understood. - Yes, what score?
- Sixty! - Sixty points!
- Yes, sixty points! - Yes, sir!
- First of all, let's evaluate! - Yes, sir!
- Well then, let's go! - Yes, sir!
(Applause)
- What score will you aim for? - Sixty!
(Applause)
- So, what score will you aim for? - Seventy! (Applause)
- So, Team Hamada, let's go! (Applause)
(Applause)
(Music and noise)
(Japanese dialogue)
(Music and noise)
(Japanese dialogue)
Let's go!
(Japanese dialogue)
Let's go!
(Cheering)
Why did you kick it?
(Cheering)
130 points!
(Cheering)
You said 41, but neither of you said more than 100.
That's right. That's the calculation.
But how many of you will end up like this?
Even so, I'm still here, right?
That's right.
The game is drawn.
What I'm going to say is what I'm going to say.
That's what it is.
You guys are so funny.
If Bacchan moves, it's real.
You guys are...
The captain is already dead.
You guys are...
I'm not angry.
It's Bacchan. It's a sport.
Team Hamada!
It's definitely over.
Let's go!
[Applause and music]
The winner of the first round is Masumoto Shibu!
[Applause and music]
The winner of the second round is Masumoto-san.
Yes, yes.
How many points will you aim for?
Well, I have a fan, so I'll aim for Masumoto-san.
Yes.
Please decide.
Yes.
For the audience.
For the audience...
I have a fan, so I'll aim for Masumoto-san.
Yes, yes.
How many points do you want?
[Applause and music]
Is it impossible to play the money dice?
Should I hurry to about 90?
una, you decide!
I'm going traditional!
Yay!
No, just go!
(But the ace in the hole from the start...)
One more time, one more time! You'll definitely get it!
Alright, next, we'll be a team now.
You're not telling anyone this time!
Don't tell!
Alright, we'll be a team now!
- See the top in 5 seconds. - Come on!
Do it!
Go for it!
The second of the Mimumasou!
Go for it!
Don't think about it!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's win! The three of us!
Don't think about it!
Let's go!
The two of us!
Go for it!
Thank you very much!
Now, the third one!
Go for it!
What is it?
I'm counting on you!
Now, the third one!
Go for it!
And last but not least...
Victorian!
What?
Impossible!
It's impossible!
100% impossible!
This means that in the second round, Team Hamada wins!
The winner is Team Hamada!
Yes, sir!
This program is brought to you by...
The final round!
Team Hamada is in first place!
Let's go!
What? Impossible!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
You guys got 80 points!
80 points.
Definitely.
But it doesn't matter if it's 70 points.
It doesn't matter.
The last one who got it right is...
By the way, the last one is...
I can hear you all! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
It's me.
Team Matsumoto, one person!
Go for it!
Now, it's decided!
The second one!
Go for it!
Now, section head, team head.
Third one!
Go for it!
Can you give me a balloon?
Can you give me just one balloon?
My captain said that my drawing is strange.
If it works, it won't break.
Let's do it like that.
OK, Hong Kong, get ready.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me do it.
Try throwing it.
OK!
What's up?
It's different.
Do you have a lumbar disease in your legs?
Anyone can get it.
Why don't you have it?
Don't run, Akkai! Don't run!
OK! Here we go!
Final!
Last!
Here we go!
What's the score?
It's the same score as 80.
If it's more than 90, you win.
What's the score?
90!
What about you, Kenji?
Me?
No, I said 100.
100, 100, 100.
There's not much difference between 100 and 90.
But I think it's more than 100.
Hey, you fell from there!
I won't do it again!
I'll never do it again!
I won't do it again!
It's over! Team Masumoto wins!
Team Masumoto wins if it's not over!
Team Masumoto wins!
That's impossible!
Let's continue!
Team Masumoto wins!
(cheers and applause)
And so, 250 against 170, Team Hamada wins!
(cheers and applause)
That's funny!
That's all for Team Fight!
Teres is the best.
Next person, please!
Oh, no!
How are you guys?
Get sick!
Why can't you guys come in here?
Good night, sir.
So...
Today...
you're auditioning, right?
No, no, dad.
It's different today.
Jun is the lead actor. He's a young star!
Mom, take him home.
Today...
I'm the lead actor.
What?
I'm the lead actor.
Oh!
What's up?
What do you want?
Well...
I need you to do me a favor.
You're a young star!
How old are you?
I'm 65 years old.
I said you're a young star!
Go home!
I don't want to say it like this, but...
What is it?
Can I say it like this?
You said it the other day.
I don't want you to say it like that.
No, no, no.
Well...
One thing.
Yoshina's feelings.
I... I'm about to die.
Did a bug stop?
Are you okay?
What are you talking about?
Your forehead...
Azami.
Azami!
Yes?
Go ahead.
It's my feelings.
Well, you know...
Well, well, well.
It's just my feelings.
I'm not saying it's okay.
Please accept it.
What is this?
Soup.
What kind of soup is this?
Instant food.
Are you going to use it from here?
Are you going to use it?
From here first.
Go ahead.
How do you girls eat this?
Sweet strawberries.
Hot water.
I don't want it!
I don't want you to say it like that!
Go home!
Well...
You don't know us very well, do you, Azami?
Right.
Right, Azami?
Right.
Are you going to show us?
If we don't show you, you won't know.
Go home!
What are you doing?
Azamito!
Taku-chan!
Choto-shichou and...
I don't need you!
Exam...
What's this? This is difficult!
I don't know!
Shall we take a break and do it again?
Konkon?
What's this? Good timing!
Kou-chan?
What?
The tea didn't go in.
Then don't eat it!
It's cold!
Hey, it's cold!
This is bad!
Damn it! I'm sleepy!
By the way, you shouldn't drive while you're asleep.
Let's go shopping!
It's cold!
You're running away!
It's cold!
And it's a little windy!
It's cold! It's cold!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I can't sing! I can't sing!
Museum of Art!
So this is the museum of art!
What is this?
Excuse me!
What's wrong with you?! Stop it!
It's metal music!
Then listen!
From now on...
Please sit down and drink!
This is the best place!
Excuse me!
Thank you!
Excuse me!
Are you a newcomer?
Yes!
What are you doing?!
It's soup!
What's your name?
You drunkard!
Higashinoichi Itachi.
Get out of my way!
Higashinoichi Itachi.
Bean tank!
He has a meaning, too!
Do you know what it means?
Chihachi.
Let's sing!
It's good!
Can you do something?
I can play the piano.
Can you show me?
May I?
Please!
What kind of job have you done in the past?
I've done a lot of movies.
I see!
(Piano playing)
(Laughter)
(Piano playing)
OK.
Can you play the role of a master?
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Explosion)
(Music)
"THE BIOHUNTER" Next week's preview.
In order to solve the strange incidents that occur all over the world, the Pentagon's world security conference was held in Chicago, United States.
Biohunter, who attended the conference as a representative of Japan on request of the Defense Minister, headed for the Sears Tower, where the special conference will be held, at the invitation of U.S. Representative Clark McEwan.
However, it was at that time that the dimensional bomb, which was placed on the top observation deck by the Death Earth Corps, quietly began to mark that moment.
Next week's "THE BIOHUNTER".
Four thousand meters above sea level. "Bombshell Superman Dynamite Ambassador". Please look forward to it!
(Music)
Thank you for waiting!
Here's your tea.
(Laughter)
Hey!
Oh, I see.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Thank you very much.
Are you okay?
Thank you very much.
Are you okay?
Thank you very much.
What happened?
Mother!
(Laughter)
This samurai is very kind to you.
Is that so? Thank you very much.
(Scream)
Mother! Mother!
Are you okay?
Don't look at that samurai's face!
(Scream)
You are Mr. Midari Kokuzen, aren't you?
Have we met somewhere before?
No! No!
I, your husband, Kyogoku Muneharu, will kill your wife!
I will kill your daughter!
I will wait for you!
I will kill your husband who died because of you in Nippon Bridge!
I will also kill you who were embarrassed in the movie "On Air" by Sensentium!
I will kill you all!
(Scream)
(Laughter)
(Scream)
I will avenge my husband!
(Scream)
Ah, winter swallow, even though you're struck by a blizzard...
Hyururi, hyururi ra ra...
I'm crying because I want you to forget...
Hyururi, hyururi ra ra...
I'm an old love, a woman...
Hyururi, hyururi ra ra...
I'm crying because I want you to forget...
Hyururi, hyururi ra ra...
I'm an unreasonable woman...
Hyururi, hyururi ra ra...
Ito Yukiko
- Thank you for coming this week. - Thank you.
- From Fukuoka Prefecture. - From Kyushu.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- Ito Yukiko, 16 years old, 2nd year high school. - Yes.
- Today, we'll play "Rokumushi". - Rokumushi, rokumushi...
- First, two of you will decide the tagger. - Yes.
- And, while you're deciding the tagger, other people will run. - Yes.
- If you can tag more than six people, you win. - Oh...
- So, if you can hit them while they're running, you win? - Yes, yes.
- Of course, you can't touch them. - Yes.
- If you tag once, you can't go back, right? - Yes.
- In the same place? - Yes, yes, yes. - Yes.
- If you tag once, you can't go back. - You can't go back.
- Do you understand? - This is "rock off". - Yes, yes.
- You can't hit them. - Yes, yes, yes.
- In the past, we played "hasamingu". - We played "hasamingu".
- We played "rokkun". - "Rokkun"? - "Rokkun".
- What is "rokkun"? - It's "rock off" and "rock on".
- Oh... - "Rock on".
- So, "oni" is me and "kimu". - Yes, yes.
- So, everyone, we'll start now. - Got it.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Let's go! - Ready, set, go!
- Please run more. - What are you doing?
- It's hard for you to run, isn't it? - Yes.
- "Kimu"! "Kimu"!
- Don't hit me! Don't hit me!
- I'm passing you!
- "Kimu"! "Kimu"!
- This way!
- Hurry up and go back!
- Now! Go back!
- Damn you!
What the hell is that?
It's so hard!
It's tough!
And I'm 6 over there!
And you, Ponpon?
I'm 1.6 over there.
It's really tough.
How many of you are there?
I didn't say anything.
I feel so sorry for you. Stop it!
Damn you, Ponpon!
Are you kidding me?
Anyone can touch you.
You're Ponpon, so you can touch me.
I'm not Ponpon.
Let's do it together.
Go!
Come on!
What are you doing?
I'm begging you!
You're the only one, Hongo!
Hongo, stop it!
I won't go out. I won't go out.
Go! Go! Go!
I can't see Hongo at all!
He said he would protect Hongo with his own life!
I can't hear you!
As you see, we've won 600 million yen!
And the winner of this year's G-Badge is...
Granot!
Is this your first time winning the prize?
Yes, it's my first time!
And so, this year's winner is...
Granot!
The Legendary Cheerleaders
One afternoon in June,
as part of a program that is broadcasted thousands of times every day,
we stopped to look at one particular cheerleader.
The person presenting her is the first vice president of the Goetz University Cheerleaders.
That cheerleader...
Goetz University has a legendary cheerleader flag that has only been raised once.
Before her death, it was written that she would like to see that legendary cheerleader flag fluttering in the sky once more.
Emergency plan! Raise the unraised flag!
Our Goetz University has an unraised flag.
I am currently the vice president.
The first vice president would like to see our Goetz University's unraised flag fluttering in the sky once more before she dies.
Let me introduce you to her!
First vice president, please come up!
Are you okay?
But...
Is it okay for you to unraise the flag?
Vice president!
Are you okay?
Okamura!
Yes, that's right!
What's up with you?
What's up with you, Kichou?
I don't think I'm fit for this role.
Don't say that!
Before I die, I'd like to see that light go up again.
It's only gone up once in the past.
Yes, and I'd like you to show me how you do it.
Yes.
You're so kind!
Thank you very much!
Please show me how you do it!
Thank you very much!
Why are you so weak?
No, I'm fine.
Okay, then!
The legendary Daidan Kimote!
- Tire size, 18 inches. - 18 inches.
- Yes.
- Driving weight, 60 kilograms. - Yes.
- If you add the wind, this 60 kilograms will be three or four times. - It's like your income.
- There's no blood. - There's no blood.
- Well, first of all... - Yes.
- One of our members... - Yes.
- The youngest one... - Yes.
- Will challenge. - Yes.
- Alright, first one, come on!
Daidan Kimote!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Well, first of all... - Yes.
- The eastern coach will challenge. - Yes.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Well, then, stand by! - Yes.
- Thank you very much. - Wow!
- Don't say it like that! - Don't say it like that!
- Yes! - Yes!
One, two...
Time's up!
I don't get it at all!
How far do we have to go?
What's wrong?
Sergeant!
Sergeant is crying!
Sergeant!
I can't do it!
You're useless!
Then, next one!
Come on!
Don't underestimate this man!
Now, make some noise, Jiro!
No matter what you say, if you challenge me, I won't let you have this man!
'Kay!
Were you surprised at Japan's new record?
I'll do anything!
'Kay!
Jiro's going!
'Kay!
'Kay, Jiro! Watch and learn!
'Kay! Watch and learn!
Go for it!
'Kay!
It's up! It's up!
It's not up! It's not up!
It's up! It's up!
It's not up!
I'm sorry.
There's no choice!
'Kay!
Let's go!
'Kay!
The next one is...
Coming up!
YOKKO NO YOKKO NO YOKKO NO...
This is impossible!
Is there any power?
Nope!
Thank you!
Ah!
I'm in!
If we three can't do it, we can only leave it to this man in the end.
That's right.
He's the only one who can do it.
For now, let's do it!
Yes!
In the end...
it's him!
Watch where you're going!
Thank you for waiting!
This will go up!
If they don't go up, it's impossible.
There's no one in Japan who can go up, right?
I don't think there is.
Let's go!
Nishi Tensei Ruler Card!
The king's son is Fushara, and the king's daughter is Tateyanari.
Although they say they are ten people, the king's son is Hira, and the king's daughter is Hara.
The king's son is Hira, and the king's daughter is Tateyanari.
- Hello? - Hello?
- Can you hear me? - Yes.
How old are you, Mr. G.B.?
I'm a little old.
- You're definitely young. - I'm sorry.
That's fine. So, Mr. G.B., you know about this segment, don't you?
I know about it. I listen to it every week.
I'm so happy.
So, which segment do you like?
It's the "Entertainment Association Strategy" segment.
- I'll start at one o'clock, so listen to me. - Yes, I'll definitely listen.
- Today, it's Sakai and Maki. - Yes, hello?
- Yes, hello?
- So, shall we get started? - Yes.
- Hello? - Hello?
- So, let's get started. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, yes. Please say "start" and "stop". - Yes.
- No, please say "start". - Yes, yes.
Stop!
- Hello? - Yes, yes.
- Um...
- Stop! - Um...
- Hello? - Stop!
- So... - Yes, yes.
- Um... listen to me, Mr. G.B. - Yes.
- Um... say "start" and "stop". - Yes.
- You know what I mean, right? - Yes, yes.
- Yes, so please! - Stop!
Stop!
- So, are you a beauty or a beast? Which one? - Beauty!
Are you a beauty? Please listen!
- Ah... - Ah...
- I'm happy! - I'm happy!
- Congratulations! - I'm happy!
- Congratulations, Mr. G.B. - I'm happy!
- I'm happy!
- Congratulations! - I'm happy!
- You look happy! - I'm happy!
- Yes, you have won 5,000 yen, - Yes!
- but you have 10,000 yen next. Would you like to do it? - Yes!
- Hello? - Yes!
- You will do 10,000 yen, right? - Yes!
- I'll quit. - I'm sorry. - No, you ask me every week, right? - I ask you every week.
- You all do 10,000 yen, right? - Yes, we do. - Then what should we do? Shall we go for 10,000 yen?
- Well, but if you fail at 10,000 yen, you lose 5,000 yen, right? - Well, unfortunately, if you fail at 10,000 yen, you lose. - That's right.
- Yes, then I'll quit. - Let's do it! Do your best! - No, really, it's fine, really.
- No, if you win, it's 10,000 yen, right? - Well, if you don't win 10,000 yen, you can't go back. - That's right, but... - Well, if you win 5,000 yen, it's fine.
- 5,000 yen, 10,000 yen makes you happy, doesn't it? - It's fine. Oh, can I say it now? - Huh? - Let's go after we win 5,000 yen in Kabuki. - Hello?
A dream is a dream, but it comes true. Who would like to make this dream come true?
By the way, I had a good dream about Robert, but... No, sorry, sorry, I talked too much.
Now, let's not call this person and let's not start! Mr. Sunday!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- I should know, I should know. Cause one night we did go dancing. - Some of us! - Some of us! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah!
- How are you feeling today? - To be honest, I'm a little down.
- Why is that? - It's painful to see him cry, isn't it?
- Is it okay for you to say something like this? - I might cry for sure.
- You're still weak at that. - It's a pleasure to have left it to him.
- Don't you look down! Don't you look down! - Cheer up! Cheer up!
- I said it's time for me to come in! - Cheer up! Cheer up!
- Just come in!
U-HA! U-HA! U-HA! U-HA!
Today's winner is this!
I want to burn it!
U-HA! U-HA!
Good night. I love you, too.
Good night. Have a good dream. I love you, too.
Good night.
Yo!
Hitting Girl!
You're done for!
And we have a commercial!
I'm so scared of every single mistake in the song!
I'm so scared of the part where it goes "oh no!"
I went up to the 10th floor orange.
You did, didn't you?
I thought I would go up there.
But when you got there, you only went up between 30 and 40.
I was scared.
I don't know, but I was really scared and went up there.
You said you wanted to go up there?
Yes.
Let's go!
Captain Shin! Captain Shin!
Captain Shin's son!
This band is from a world with many lives.
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