AISubs v3.4
ATTACK!
Tonight's game is "kikkuri kaishi," the rule is very simple.
As a team try to flip the objects as quickly as possible,
the teledive will become bigger and bigger!
So take care of "kikkuri koshi," man!
You are Hoshii Tetsu! How does he call you, pal?
Gero!
Tonight is "kikkuri kaishi," sir!
That's a very early "kikkuri kaishi," man!
"Kikkuri kaishi," man!
Are you ready?
We will show you various objects now.
Really?
With the signal of Nyanter army...
Yes, sir!
Characters!
Yes! The four of you will flip all of them!
I see!
If you flip all of them, it's OK!
If you flip all of them, it's over!
Yes, sir!
The next team will flip new objects!
Yes, sir!
If you don't flip all of them, you lose!
Yes, sir!
But you didn't flip all of them!
Team Amada will flip...
...this one!
"Kizoku Teiburu" (Noble Table)
It's "Kizoku Teiburu" (Noble Table)
Shall we go and win?
Yes!
All right!
Yes!
Team Amada!
Yes!
Let's go!
"Kizoku Teiburu" (Noble Table)
(Noble Table)
Let's continue!
Next up for Team Matsumoto is...
THIS!
This is a huge 4 meter square table!
Now, please go back to your seats.
There is not even a corner in the middle of Yontagawa, is there?
So, if you come back here...
Let's go!
Team Matsumoto!
Let's go!
Thank you very much!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
- If you look at it, it's really scary. - No, this is tough!
- It's heavy. - It's heavy. - It's heavy!
Are you giving it up?!
Now, next up is Team Hamada with this!
(Team Hamada)
- Awesome! - This is crazy! This is crazy!
Ryoko! Ryoko! Do you have any meaning?
Ryoko, you can't come now.
I see.
My back hurts.
Your back hurts?
It hurts when I move.
Well, over there, too.
Now, it's my turn!
Maybe you can't do it, but let's do it!
(cheers and applause)
I think you can do it.
Yeah, you can do it.
If you can't turn it over, you lose.
Let's turn it over at any cost!
(cheers and applause)
This is it! This is it!
This is my car!
This is my wife's Ambama CD!
I'm confident in my kicking skills.
You should quit.
Wait a minute.
You should kick harder!
Kick harder!
You're disgusting!
You should kick harder!
Let's do a challenge!
Let's do it!
Matsumoto!
Let's do it!
I can't! I can't! I can't!
You're fast! You're fast! You're fast!
You're fast! You're fast!
You're fast! You're fast! You're fast!
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
Can you wrap me up with something like a black belt?
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
Then, um...
Can I have one person?
Yes, of course. Then I'll give you Hong Kong.
Hong Kong!
Hong Kong! Hong Kong!
I'll give it back for Shigashi Nori.
Now, let's do it, Team Matsumoto!
Go ahead!
(roaring)
(screaming)
Missed! Missed! Missed! Missed! Missed! Missed! Missed!
In the matcha drink! Missed! Missed! Missed!
(laughing)
Ha-ha-ha!
And in this game,
Team Hamada wins!
(applause)
It was a shame, but I couldn't turn it over.
No, I'll definitely turn it over someday.
You're drinking, aren't you?
It smells good.
No, it doesn't suit you.
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The three mysterious challengers who will knock their opponents to the bottom of the pitch.
What kind of monsters will appear?
The champion, Kerry East's Kimura-chan's entrance!
The three mysterious challengers who will knock their opponents to the bottom of pitch.
It has been two months since the final match between Beggy Bennett and Estel Mori on March 24th.
After a long time of disappointment, this match has finally returned to the pitch of fate!
It is an up-and-coming dunking!
Will the previous victory, which stopped the history record of the previous championship,
be a new leap forward for both of them?
Or will it be a sign of their downfall?
This match will draw attention in any case!
Kimura-chan's entrance!
Today, I will show you the true power of Kimura- chan!
What kind of performance will it be?
As expected, it is a brazilian!
As expected, it is Kimura-chan who is brazilian today!
What is it? What is it?
The buzz is going wild!
Kimura-chan has entered the ring!
What is it? What is it?
It is an abayushi!
There is a bogey!
What a great horn!
What a magnificent horn!
What will Kimura-chan do about it?
What is it? What is it?
The horn of the bull has fallen!
What a great blow!
What is it? What is it?
Kimura-chan has thrown the abayushi!
As expected of a fair lady, Kimura-chan!
She showed us a brilliant performance!
And now, it is the entrance of the challenger team!
The entrance of the challenger team...
Oh, here!
The video is displayed on the multi-monitor!
Who is it that will knock down the opponent in fear?
He has landed in Japan!
For this corner, he has called from overseas!
Who is this mysterious person?
And now, Kimura-san's life is on the line!
The three of them are about to be stripped of their belts!
The three of them have landed!
The challenger team, which has been hit five times by abnormal touches,
has entered the final corner!
The lethal force of the military band!
And behind them, the big hard of the Newhart band, Jimero Lealeman!
And finally, the one and only,
the one and only, Hikage Tadao has appeared!
A terrifying combination!
A terrifying trio!
An unbelievable combination!
Today's event is an abnormal tag match!
The challenger team in the blue corner...
150 pounds!
Shimoda...
Hikage...
And finally, the one and only,
150 pounds...
Hidero!
And finally, the one and only,
Hidero, the forbidden Hikage, has appeared!
And finally, the one and only,
145 pounds...
Hikage...
Tadao!
Does everyone remember this person?
The legendary "the" Newhart, Hikage Tadao!
He's wearing a suspicious costume.
He's starting to show signs of death.
160 pounds!
Carry me east!
What will he show us today?
He's starting to show signs of death.
He's on the padium. Big high ball.
The father who fights 135 pounds!
KIMURA-CHAN!
And he's shown us a great performance.
KIMURA-CHAN!
And Gentle, a disciple of Kamada.
Gentle is still working as a referee today.
Oh! Suddenly he's late! Suddenly he's late!
He's taking up his place!
And he's dropped!
And he's dropped! And he's taken up his place!
First up is Cary East's...oh, Hikage Tadaro has fallen back.
And it looks like Cary East will be fighting Shimona Kageki.
Let's hear what kind of fight it will be.
Oh, Cary East is trying to get out of the ring all of a sudden.
Ketsubintara Ketsubintara is trying to hold onto Shimona Kageki's leg.
And another big attack!
Oh, what will it be today?
It's a set up of two women against three men.
But which of these people remembers Cary East and Shimona Kageki's set up?
Even though they are three men, they are in a little different position from the men over there.
I don't know which one is in advantage.
Oh, he's trying to kiss her!
Hidero is trying to kiss her!
One more centimeter!
They are finally together!
It's like a forbidden fruit tree that blooms on a Sunday!
Hidero is back in the top rope!
Oh, and...
He's stomping as hard as he can!
He's about to drop his knee!
And Shimona Kageki is holding onto her from behind!
And again, it's like a forbidden fruit tree that blooms on a Sunday!
It's not his turn, but he's about to drop his knee!
Now...
He's grabbing Shimona Kageki's arm.
And...
He's kicking her from behind!
A big kick!
And he switches with Kimura-chan!
A fierce fight between Shimoda and Kimura-chan!
And... Oh! I don't know why...
But Hikage Tadao appears out of nowhere!
He looks like he wants to get beaten up!
What's going on?! Who's fighting?!
Oh! Hikage Tadao is running out of breath!
This man... This man is Hikage Tadao!
Now Kimura-chan is in a blocky state!
He's being chased from above!
Kimura-chan is being chased from above!
Look at his expression!
I don't know what's going on...
But he's taking his feet off!
A strong knee kick!
No matter what you say, he's only 59 years old!
No matter what you say!
Hikage Tadao is fixing his makeup!
Even at night!
It's finally time for him to go to work!
It's Hikage Tadao's time to go to work!
There's almost no difference in height!
Hikage Tadao is 181cm!
Let's see what kind of fight Hikage will have!
And...
Oh!
A drop shot!
Will it go in?
It's in the dragon sleeper!
But...
Somehow it escaped.
Will it stop?
Oh!
This time it's an elbow!
This is...
This is the moment when Shinji, who had turned into a zombie, can be seen.
And...
I don't know why, but it's bent!
Now, from behind!
Garia!
And...
Himura's flashy shot viewing rendous!
Here's Himura-chan and Hidero.
Now, Hidero is...
Now, Hidero is... Hidero is being carried away...
Huh-what does Himura-chan mean by...?
Hidero is being carried away...
Oops!
The skeleton of Hidero...
The skeleton of Hidero... It has tried to turn into a facial expression!
It has tried to turn into a facial expression!
It's a sick move...
Ah!
As soon as the drum hit!
Just now, he lifted it up and it's covered in particles!
And now, a giant swing! A giant swing!
How many rotations are there?
Five rotations, six rotations, seven rotations!
Oh no! It's a little late for that!
It's Hidero who doesn't try to touch, but she never lets go of the chance she's been given once.
It's Hidero who tries to avoid a kiss if she has a chance.
Oh, this throw!
It's a great job!
Now, the count is in again!
Oh, it's a count!
Count 2.5! Count 2.5!
Gentry still has a count of 2.5!
Now, it looks like she's happy! It's Hikageta Dao who looks very happy!
She looks very happy!
Hikageta Dao is now in a state of high blood pressure and is enjoying herself!
Now, Kimura-chan is attacking, but it looks like she's a little scared!
Now, what kind of scenario will she face?
This dangerous tag match...
What will happen next?
Now, she's taken a dope kick!
She's taking a karate kick!
She's getting hit! She's getting hit!
She's finally angry!
Shiboda's attack is intense!
Oh, and...
Shiboda's counterattack is...
Shiboda's counterattack is the same as before!
She's trying to dodge it!
She's dodging it!
And now...
And now... Hidero is behind her!
Hidero is behind her!
Count 2.5!
Now, Hikageta Dao has finally been defeated!
Now, Imura-yan's backdrop!
A backdrop match!
Oh, how terrifying!
Even if a backdrop comes out of nowhere like this...
Oh, a tile driver!
It's a tile driver!
And now...
And now... is it 4-4?
Is it 4-4?
No, it's Satori!
Satori has entered for the sake of it!
Now, will she...?
Oh, oh!
Will she give up?
She hasn't given up yet!
Shut up!
She has finally given up!
Hidero has really given up!
This is the victory of Kairi Igashi's Kimura Championship!
But this is not the end!
Kairi Kimura has just begun!
I still have a lot of matches to continue!
I hope you will continue to do your best!
This has been Kairi Igashi's Idol Trainer!
J.J. Puncho! Over the Galaxy!
I like dinosaurs, but I wouldn't like it if it were me.
J.J. Puncho! Over the Galaxy!
- Hey, Kurano. - Yes?
- Where did you go on your day off? - Oh, I went to watch the Jingu baseball game.
- Watch the baseball game? - I'm jealous of you.
- You don't go anywhere in the morning, do you? - No, I don't go anywhere.
Hey, everyone! How are you doing?
- Are you getting fat again? - No, no, no.
Hey, what's going on? What are you talking about?
- Shut up! - Who are you?
- Well, I'm... - What?
- I'm the principal of this school... - Don't lie to me!
- I've known you for 30 years. - That's right.
- I can tell at a glance. - No, I'm the principal of this school!
- The principal is not like you. - No, I'm the principal!
- No, you're not! - I'm the principal!
- Oh, Mr. Principal! - Is this a joke?
- It's a joke! - You know, sometimes it's a joke, but sometimes it's not.
Well, well, Mr. Principal. But you're all happy, aren't you?
- We're encouraged by you, Mr. Principal. - Don't look at me like that!
- Mr. Principal, today's menu is cream stew. - Yes.
I think this cream stew you make is one of a kind.
You don't have potatoes in there, do you?
What is it?
We have to put potatoes in at the end, don't we?
No, we don't. Let's put potatoes in.
Potatoes?
They're here. Where are they?
Let me look for them, too.
Where are they?
Where are the potatoes?
Ah!
There were potatoes in a place like this.
Who's got potatoes in here?!
You'd better edit this out!
You're being rude!
No, I'm really grateful.
No!
I'm grateful.
I don't think this cream stew you make is inferior to that of a first-class chef.
What?
I think cooking is all about the heart.
No!
Students and children have a heart of their own.
That is...
What did you say?
W-w-what?
Shut up!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Who are you talking to?
Huh?
The principal's little brother and...
Are you kidding me?!
I know it's a little harsh of a joke, but it's true.
Children are very happy.
Children who don't like carrots.
Children who don't like peppers.
Children like that have their own...
How do you say it?
Their own true hearts.
Children and students have their own...
Wait a minute.
What are you looking for?
Nothing.
What's missing?
There are only six things you can't buy with your own money.
Like Dragon Ball!
Oh...
Huh?
What is it?
I knew it!
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What?
This is a new development...
What?
This is a new development...
Let's look at the situation for a while.
One, two...
Piccoli, Piccoli, Piccoli, Piccoli...
What are you doing?
I'm a teacher of Otaku Piccoli.
This is Piccoli's job!
I'm going to get my money back!
If I get caught up in this, I'm going to go crazy!
It's about...
It's about... time...
It's about... time... to borrow...
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you!
Umeda Yukari from Wakayama Prefecture!
Yes!
I always enjoy watching you.
I'm going to teach you a game that I played a lot with you.
Yes!
It's a ball game.
Two to four people can do it.
The name is "Tenka".
Yes!
I know it.
Tenka?
When you look at the content...
It's the same as what we used to do in the past, "dossun".
Dossun?
Yes!
Use these four numbers...
I'll do the ordering.
One, two, three, four...
Decide on the number.
Yes!
In any case, number four is the greatest.
Yes!
Go back and forth...
If you lose, you lose 30,000 yen...
That's right.
If you lose number one...
There are six people here today.
Yes.
Do you want a spare one?
Yes, yes.
I see.
I'll have a G-Badge this time for sure.
It's fast! It's fast!
Ball! Ball!
It's coming!
It's a serve!
It's fast! It's fast!
It's fast!
Do your best!
It's fast!
It's out!
Out now?
It's out.
It's out!
Out!
It must be all in.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's coming!
It's really coming!
It's coming!
Please don't do it!
The image of the program will be bad!
No, it's a corner!
What a corner!
It's not powerful! Go ahead and buy it!
It's like watching TV now!
It's funny!
It's going to be done!
It's decided!
What is it?
I don't know!
It's barely decided!
Die, you!
It's bad vibes!
It's coming!
It's fun, isn't it?
Hurry up!
Here you go.
You guys are fighting.
This is Japan.
This is an adult's game.
Hurry up!
There it is!
Stop it!
At the end...
At the end, he said...
If you tell me to do it, I'll do it.
It's over.
It was fun.
Congratulations on your kimchi patch!
It's my first and second.
Kim.
Please get along with me.
What are you talking about?
I don't like you!
"A man and a mountain and a cow in a frame" corner!
Let me go first!
I want to go, too!
You guys...
A man and a mountain and a cow in a frame.
Simply put, it means "let's fool around!"
Don't get too close!
Today's "let's fool around!"
If you look at this picture you'll know what I mean.
This happens quite often, doesn't it?
Ah!
When you open it...
Oh no!
This air...
Yes.
As you fool around...
Ah, I see!
Ah, you're a good boy.
Ah, I see.
You'll get better with a hairbrush!
Something like that...
Yes.
I'd like you to fool around with me today.
Okay!
Well, do your best.
Oh no, my bangs are so messy.
But it's messy.
The staff likes it.
Really?
They say it's funny when you're young.
I'm angry!
I'm angry and I'm laughing!
No, you're right.
I'm not angry right now.
I'm angry, but I'm not angry right now.
Let's go!
Okay, who's first?
First...
Me?
Yes, you.
Okay, I'll go first!
Okay!
Prank!
How is it?
Your smile is good, but...
It's like...
No...
I'm so happy!
Master Gemma, you're an excellent dancer!
The pressure at home...
The...
Yes?
The...
Yes?
The...
Master Gemma, you haven't said thank you since you got claired.
Who knows what will happen next!
I don't think they're prepared for this trick.
How's it going lately?
This is it!
We can participate!
No, it's better than last time.
But honestly, I feel sorry for Macchan.
It's really good!
It's one and two, but it's not bad!
It's really...
It's pathetic!
No, really!
As a colleague, it's pathetic.
All right!
Yes!
Gran!
Ten!
Three times!
This is...
Pathetic!
No, no, no!
Pathetic!
No, no, no!
It's still better than the prank!
It's really pathetic!
It's not funny!
Let's do it again!
Mr. Igashino!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm always fine!
Yes!
Let's do our best, you two!
Really!
Mr. Hamaa and I will do our best!
It's a matter of life and death, you know!
Really!
It's too much fun!
You're right!
It's really pathetic!
You're right!
Please shut up!
Mr. Igashino, let's do our best!
Three times!
Let's do it!
It's burning!
Oh...
We're not involved.
(Laughter)
How is it?
My voice is small.
Really?
If I had a little more voice, I would have been about 80 years old.
Wait a minute!
It's not like that!
80 years old?
It's not like that!
I made a mistake in my voice, so I thought it was a kid's voice, and it sounded like a kid's voice.
But if it was like this, I would have done it with all my heart!
It's not like that!
It's kind of rough and rough.
It's not like that!
It's like a baby's voice!
It's not like that!
It's a four-step slope.
(Laughter)
It's not like that!
Let's look at Itao first and then make a decision!
Yes!
Itao, please!
Yes!
Excuse me! There is one sister!
It's a guilty!
What's that?
It's an injustice!
It's against justice!
Because you asked me!
What?
Because you asked me inside!
Yes!
Because you asked me!
Yes!
One sister!
Make a decision!
- I'm glad it's not three. - Three people...
- Three of us... - One more time.
- One more "play on" - "Play on"
- Can we do it right away? - No, you can't.
- You can't do it right away! - Why not?
- Isn't it obvious? - Why is it so difficult?
- What kind of "play on" do you have? - What do you have?
- "Play on" - If you say that, you'll steal again.
- Of course we'll steal. - If it's me, you'll do crazy things.
- If it's me... - If you say what?
- If it's me... - You'll steal again.
- Where? - Right here.
- If you say "go"... - You can do it loud.
- You better watch out! - I just laughed!
- You just laughed! - I laughed!
- "Go" just came up.
I like this style.
This is it, isn't it?
This is it! This is it!
What?
What is this?
What are you doing, you fools?!
Get out of here!
It's decided!
If it's true, it's true!
You fools!
Get out of here!
Ah, I'm going to leak, I'm going to leak, I'm going to leak.
Ah, it's fine.
I'll do it here.
I couldn't laugh at him.
I really couldn't.
I couldn't laugh at him.
You couldn't laugh at anything in that August Rove, could you?
I couldn't laugh at him!
No, you were really kicking around over there and shaking like crazy.
I was going to do it!
Hey, this guy has nothing to do with it!
Stop it.
OK!
Hachipoke!
Did you do it?
I did it!
Was it better than before?
What? You just said "hachipoke" just now!
OK, OK, OK, it was still better than before, wasn't it?
OK, let's go!
Yes!
Hey, you're an old man!
I don't know.
Is it OK for me to show you my old man's face?
OK, let's go back.
Chuboke!
What's wrong with you?
You don't know me?
I don't know you, but you're lucky!
Chuboke, huh?
OK, the question is...
Itao-san!
Sorry for being late.
Good morning!
OK, let's see...
Here it is!
Sanjuboke!
What?!
No!
Are you satisfied?!
Isn't it funny?!
Let's play one more round!
OK, I'll give you this.
Last time, during the special...
Itao!
Right?!
Hakone!
In that pattern...
It wasn't popular at all, but...
Because it was bad!
But if it was popular, it wouldn't be a punishment, right?
That's why...
It's a punishment because you can't stand it.
It's green this time.
Yes, it's green this time.
No way!
It's green...
We're going on location.
Why... Why do I have to hide it now?
You can't do this!
You can't! I'm serious! I like you more!
So...
This time, Higashino-san!
Yes!
I think we'll see you again in the ending.
For the viewers, too.
Let's see you in the ending!
THE END
You did it, didn't you?
It's a knife of madness.
Your fingerprints are all over the bed.
You did it, didn't you?!
Akechi!
Yeah? How was it?
Well...
It's hard for me to finish my words.
Wife, you're stubborn, too!
Hey!
What do you think of me?
Hey! Don't turn on the light!
You're not the Autumn Yoko from the quiz show "Panera".
Hey! What did you do?
Hey! Don't hit the desk!
You're not the Kin Kin from "I see, world"!
Wife...
How old is your child?
Five years old.
Five years old, huh?
She's about the same age as my older brother's child.
When I go over to their house...
...they say I'm their second father.
To children...
...their father is everything.
If that father suddenly disappears...
...what will children live on?
Akechi... I'm sorry.
I did it.
I met him...
...at the same workplace.
It was a small company...
...but he wasn't someone who stood out.
If you say "oranger"...
...it sounds like "green oranger", doesn't it?
But...
...anyway, continue.
He made a mistake at work...
...and then...
...he started drinking.
I don't know if he was like that in the first place.
But since then...
...after he started drinking...
...he started hitting me and kicking me and using violence against me.
He had an ulterior motive.
He had an ulterior motive, huh?
You're not Scar, are you?
I know you.
But...
...a child alone...
...a child alone couldn't show such a sad face.
Are you Tyler Musk's Date Naoto?
And...
...he ended up getting drunk.
Yes.
When I first saw him like that...
...I was shocked.
It's like finding a girl you like...
...hiding her nose under your desk, right?
And...
...even though you used to be so kind...
...such violence...
...and...
...regret only came first.
Was that why you killed her?
No.
He...
...made a woman out of me.
But...
...I didn't want to kill her for that.
I was shocked...
...and I thought of dying many times.
I can't do it anymore!
But...
...when I saw her smile...
...I felt like doing my best one more time.
Are you Popeye's spinach?
And...
But...
...I can't live...
...well with someone like him.
When we see each other...
...we only argue.
Maybe we didn't meet in the first place.
Like Kazushige Nagashima and Koji Doi.
And...
But...
...one day...
...he said...
...this ugly thing...
...to me!
I...
...couldn't forgive that word...
...and I was cut off!
If you talk to Tommy like that...
...he'll call you "Tomiko", you know?
That's why...
...when I realized it...
...I stabbed him in the chest...
...many times...
...with the knife I had at home.
I'm sorry, Detective!
You talked a lot.
Let's be patient.
But...
...if you're patient...
...someone else will be affected.
But there's a limit...
...to that patience.
Well, this is...
...an incident that should have happened.
It's like you got off the downturn.
Hey, Idaho!
Yes?
How many?
Well, there are ten, but practically speaking, there are nine.
Why not? You should have done something about it.
No, but...
Iitomo's jaw is a little...
No, I think Date Naoto's historical background is a little off.
Oh, I think that's good.
But you should have put it in. So, how many in all?
Well, if you put it in, it's ten.
Ten. Then, say it clearly.
So, ten.
Ten.
It's a little easier to measure, basically.
Right?
Fourteen is a good material.
Will you take me somewhere far away?
You are your own sun.
A messenger of Sunday.
Even if the world is a heavy rain,
I can laugh and smile.
A messenger of Sunday.
Shalalala...
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