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Tonight's game is the Geki Totsu!
There's two bobs on opposite ends of rails to spin it above the ground!
Play chicken pox or just a zam!
Pass it to your opponent and try to survive...
the deadly impact!
Don't be afraid of speed and power!
Yo, pose good luck!
Tonight's team fight is...
the Geki Totsu!
The bobs are on opposite ends of the rails.
Each heavyweight team will hang down...
and start with their opponents!
They'll fight it out in the center!
The remaining members will win!
The match will end with a 3rd round!
Tonight's team fight is...
the Image Characters!
That's right, Kenta!
Not just this time!
This is Team White's Image Characters!
Why is it a cat?
I don't know!
I was just kidding!
I'm not surprised!
Nyanta will lead!
Oh, Nyanta will...
Nyanta will give the signal!
The 3rd round will decide the match!
Let's go!
The bobs are on first round!
Please decide the order.
What should we do?
First round, captain will go first.
No, if the other captain goes first...
It can't be helped.
Then I'll go first.
If AM goes first, PM will go first.
PM?
AM-kun is going first.
AM-kun?!
I'm not going first!
This is really scary.
The first round is the scariest.
Do your best!
You look like a New Half.
Who is New Half? Where are you?
Hey, you!
Come here!
I'll fall before you hit me!
Will you fall?
My Ryoko can fall at any moment.
Really?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What are you doing with your legs at the moment you hit me?
What are you doing?
What are you going to do?
Are you going to kick me?
No, I won't.
Are you going to kick me?
No, I won't.
Are you going to kick me?
Hey, you and me...
I'll do it for three months.
Okay, first round!
Let's go!
I still want it! I still want it! I still want it! I still want it!
Three against two, the team still wins!
Are you okay?
Hey, you! Are you okay?!
Ah! I'm totally fine!
Ah, that was scary!
A dragon was chasing me from above!
Second round!
What's the order?
I'm gonna win this one!
You're a cold person.
Is number one Hamada-san?
Hey, you're too fast, you idiot!
Good morning, this is the strategy meeting.
Hey, you're late!
You're late! What are you doing?
Yes! Do you have any advice?
Hey, you! Ask me!
Hamada-san, you're doing fine, aren't you?
You look like you're doing fine.
Who's got more savings?
I knew it!
You're doing it, aren't you?
Hamada-san! Hamada-san!
Yes?
Can you speak a little louder?
So that we can hear you.
He's telling me to speak louder.
I understand.
I was holding it like this.
They were holding it like this.
I can't reach it!
You have to do your best to reach it.
Ah, I shouldn't have pulled it!
Ah, it stinks!
Then I'll do it.
Alright, second round! Let's go!
[music]
What? No, no!
No, no!
Why are you standing there?
I came back from the bath!
You're so annoying!
What? How did you get there?
Why are you standing there?
You're so annoying!
Final match!
[applause]
So far we have 5 points for Team Hamada and 4 points for Team Matsumoto.
This is the final match.
There is only one point difference between the two teams.
It is only natural that one of them will be eliminated.
Uchi, if one of you is eliminated, you can win, right?
That's right.
Yes, you can win.
Is that possible?
Yes, you can!
I'm asking you for an all-or-nothing deal right now.
Can you really rely on me like that?
Can you?
All right, let's do it!
[music]
What happened?
Get out of the way!
What happened?
Get out of the way!
If it's 3 against 3, it means...
This match, 8 against 7, the team still wins!
I thought it was bad!
I thought I was going to fall!
I'm so angry!
Thank you, sister!
This program is brought to you by...
Good evening, everyone!
I'm your host, Hamada Masatochi.
This program is brought to you by...
our gorgeous lineup!
Our first guest is...
Yuko Mogamigawa!
Welcome!
Thank you for having me!
You're very popular!
Thank you!
You've been busy lately and haven't had time to meet people.
That's right.
That's what I thought.
Our program has invited someone to meet you today.
Really?
Do you remember Yuko's first love?
Please come on out!
It's been a while!
It's Macbeth, the battle machine beast!
It's been a while!
How long has it been?
I don't know... more than ten years?
But you started when you were in middle school.
Oh, I see!
Wow!
What are you doing now?
There's a lot going on.
I've been modified and now I'm a battle machine beast!
You did it! That's amazing!
I've always wanted to be like you!
My dream came true!
Oh, I see...
So you were already dating at the time?
Um... well, my girlfriend asked me to go out with her.
No, Mark asked me first.
What?
Mark.
M-M-Mark?
Mark.
My girlfriend asked me first.
You're lying!
Well, let's get to the fun part.
Yes, please.
Oh, I see...
What kind of girl was she, Yuko-san?
Mark-san?
Yes?
What kind of girl was she?
Well...
Her music performance wasn't that good.
Oh, really?!
That's a big hit song now!
Well, let's listen to Yuko-san's song.
Mark-san?
Yes?
Let's listen to Yuko-san's song.
Let's listen.
Yes.
Well, I'd like you to listen... I mean, I'd like you to listen.
Well...
Well, then...
Let's have you sing.
Yuko Mogamigawa singing...
Shinobugawa, please!
Yuko Mogamigawa singing...
Shinobugawa, please!
Lonely...
I turned my back...
Even if I love you, even if I love you...
Even if I love you to death...
It's a fate that can't be taken by two people...
The night flows by...
Ah... Shinobuya...
"The Election".
This project is a record of sweat and tears fought by downtown Hamada Masato city under the command of Matsumoto Hitoshi.
On the voting day of May 6th, the candidates will battle for the right to vote.
- Hey, teacher! - Where are you going?
- Today... - Yes?
- It's too late to say what it is, but... - Yes?
- Well... the office is open! - Ah!
- It's a fancy office, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's a very complete residential office. - Yes.
- Is it? - Yes.
- It's here, teacher! - Wow!
- I don't know who I'm shaking hands with. - You don't know, do you?
- I'm always like this. - Is this my election office? - Yes, Hamada Mark's election office.
- Here you are. - Did you rent it? - I rented it!
- This is serious. - Who is it?
- What? - Who is it? - Who is it?
- Teacher's wife is... - Good luck, dear.
- After all, in an election... - Is it my wife? - You need a wife!
- Even if it's a wife, it doesn't have much of an impact on Japanese people. - That wife is also Japanese.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- She's been my wife for a long time, so I'm a little embarrassed.
- I'd like you to take a look at my wife. - Yes, I understand.
- Are you going to do it? - Yes, thank you, teacher. - Can I put it in? - Yes, let's put it in!
- It's in! - Please look over here.
Get closer, get closer.
Sensei, we're going out of the store now and we'd like you to buy this poster.
- Why are you shaking it?! - No, no.
We'd like you to look at the poster one by one.
- Does it smell bad, Sensei? - What are you talking about?!
- I'm doing what you told me to do! - No, no, no!
Sensei, let's go.
- I know you're doing this on your own, but I won't get caught. - No, you won't!
- Let's go this way. - Oh, hello!
- Excuse me! - Hello!
Hello, ma'am!
- Um, I'm Hamada Makoto. - Nice to meet you.
- Could you please put up the poster? - May I?
- Oh, may I?
I'm sorry.
You, it's getting a little cold.
What about this no-sleeve suit?
You, do your best.
It doesn't close, does it?
- Oh, I see. May I put it up here? - Yes, put it up where it's easy to see.
Sensei, could you put it up on this car?
The owner is here!
- Could you put it up for me? - No, no.
- Who are you? - No, no!
Why me?!
Excuse me.
What's wrong?
- What do you think, Sensei? - What?
What do you think of this park?
- It's dirty. - It's dirty.
Sensei, you can't look at it and ignore it, can you?
You're so kind!
No!
- No! - No!
- Sensei, please.
You, do your best.
- My wife said it, so it can't be helped. - Sensei, let's do it.
If we do it, will we really win?
Sensei, I can't forgive this kind of garbage.
- Please do your best. - Will we win?
Sensei, we'll do it slowly.
What song do you like?
- "Whoa, Whoa, Tonight". - "Whoa, Whoa, Tonight".
- Let's do it. - Let's go!
You're overdoing it.
You can't do it like that.
- I'm glad you like it. - You like it?
- I'm in a bad mood. - You're in a bad mood.
- It's Saturday, June 6th. Nice to meet you. - Is it June 6th?
- It's the latest news. - You look happy, don't you?
- Nice to meet you, Madam. - Nice to meet you.
- It's June 6th. - Nice to meet you.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- Oh, it's fine. My hands are dirty. Please make an effort. - You don't have beautiful hands for your job.
You're so kind!
- Excuse me. - Thank you.
- Give me the poster. Give me the poster. - He's a young driver.
- Young driver. - You're so kind!
- Driver. - Yes?
- You're young! - Thank you!
Oh, is that so!
Then let's go.
Please go ahead.
You're pretty good.
You stuck it in while I was pulling it.
This may be an easy win, teacher.
At times like this, you make mistakes.
That's no good!
Now, teacher, what's next?
Next up is a government broadcast.
What's that?
It's often done on NHK.
The members talk to the camera in one shot.
Teacher, really, cigarettes...
Stop it!
By the way...
It's here, teacher.
What are you doing?
My wife came here today.
Will this work?
Yes, it will.
Really?
Well...
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it, teacher.
I'm counting on you, teacher!
I understand.
I'm counting on you.
I'll say it in a second.
Okay.
Five seconds!
Okay.
Four!
Three!
Two!
Hamada Masatoshi, 32 years old.
Hyogo Prefecture, Amagasaki City.
Imamiya Kodomo Ebisu Newcomer Manzai Competition.
Winner of the 24th Kamigata Manzai Competition.
Hamada Masatoshi's election broadcast.
I, Hamada Masatoshi, have voluntarily participated in this election.
I will now state my policies.
First of all, I would like to say...
Among young people, there are those who look like women when you look at them from behind,
but if you're a man, you should grow out your ears!
Short hair, young hair, it's fine for adults!
Next, I would like to say...
Let's value limited resources!
Now that environmental issues are making a ruckus all over the world,
why don't you put on a low-energy suit once and for all?!
If you're going to wear clothes, why don't you put on this super low-energy look I'm wearing?!
If there are people who haven't put on a low- energy suit,
let's tell them, "Hey, that's not a low-energy suit!"
From now on, it will be an era of one hundred million people wearing a low-energy suit!
It is an era in which all Japanese people wear a low-energy suit!
If there are people who have lost their minds, let's tell them!
Let's make a city with a low-energy suit!
And with a low-energy suit, I, Hamada, will do my best!
Hamada Masatoshi's election broadcast.
Aaaah!
OK! OK!
Yes, teacher!
I'm glad!
Are you happy?
Yes!
Are you happy?
Oh, I'm glad! I'm glad!
If you read it now, will you win the election?
Yes, I'm glad! I'm glad!
I'm going to win the election now!
Really?
Yes!
Well, then...
Yes.
I have to tell you all about this.
Yes.
Voting...
Voting has been decided!
Yes.
Usually, we do it at the elementary school auditorium...
Yes, yes.
If you read it now, will you win the election?
Yes.
Are you OK?
I'm OK!
What is this?
Nanko Kindergarten?
Nanko Kindergarten.
Do you read it?
Yes.
From Ikebukuro Station to Ikebukuro Line in the west,
ten minutes' walk from Fujimidai Station!
Yes, it's here.
It's here, isn't it?
From here to there...
It's here.
At this Nanko Kindergarten...
Yes.
...we will vote.
I see.
I would like you all to come more and more.
Yes.
It's unanimous.
Those above 20 years of age...
Those who can prove that they are above 20 years of age...
I see!
...can come.
For those of you who are young...
That's right.
Of course.
High school students and middle school students are not allowed.
When is this?
It's a holiday on May 6th.
Tomorrow?
Oh, it's tomorrow!
It's tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow...
Do you do it at 7 in the morning?
From 7 in the morning until 6 in the evening.
We do it until 6 in the evening.
I see.
Well, then...
With the proof that you are above 20 years of age...
Yes.
Please vote with everyone.
Everyone, please vote with us.
My wife says it, too.
Please vote with us.
Supercussion!
Springs call money!
Dreams are not for the bound!
Who will win the hundred million dollars of dream tonight?!
I had a nice dream yesterday on my bed.
Oh, sorry, sorry!
I talked too much!
Now, if you do not call me, it will not start!
Please welcome, Mr. Sunday!
- How are you doing? - Great! I do not want to lose to him!
- Go! Go! - Go! Go!
- Challenger, challenger, would you like to go? - No! I will defeat the champion!
Dance time!
Red! Red! Tiger! Tiger! Washington! Washington! Wow! Big! Big!
OK! No!
Red! Red!
Tiger! Tiger!
Washington!
Washington! Wow! Big!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
OK! Let's challenge!
Eat silhouette!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Oh!
Marshall!
Yes, it's done!
No! No!
Take this! Take this!
[roaring]
Mario!
[roaring]
The Biohunter Death Report
A strange serial killing incident occurs outside of a hotel in Tokyo.
The victims all had their necks bitten off by someone.
Taking orders from the police, the Biohunter sets out to investigate the incident.
Eventually, he meets a young and beautiful flamenco dancer, Nanjo Mayumi, who appeared on the operation battlefield.
At first glance, they seem to be attracted to each other.
However, she herself was a hitman offered by Death Earthtan.
Next week's "The Biohunter"...
"Allegory of Love and Sorrow" and "Vampire Castanets and Vampires," stay tuned!
Help me!
Oh, Sousa!
Rock and roll!
Ouch!
Sat bitch!
Wow!
Sweet!
Ouch!
Help me, Sousa!
Help me!
Ouch!
Help me, Sousa!
(man grunting)
(girl yelling)
- Let's go!
- Oh, let's go!
- Let's go!
Ouch!
Today we will execute!
Yeah!
Did you say "execute"?
Yes, we did!
Call out our names!
Execute! Execute!
With our names, right?
With our names!
Oh, don't say it there.
We won't say it there.
No, you won't say it there!
No, you will decide it!
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
Playing is just a child's play and we haven't gone back to the city at all.
No, it's not like that!
I'm playing while thinking about it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, it's not like that!
You're a senior, aren't you?
You don't think about it when you're playing with a senior.
But it's just a child's play.
But when a sixth grader and a fourth grader are playing, you don't think about it.
That's true, but you don't think about it.
I didn't think about it until now.
No, you're just Yoshimoto's seniors, but I'm also in school.
I'm a double senior!
You can't say that!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Hey!
How did you do it?!
Please tell me.
How did you do it?!
Are you going to sell it?
You're just a junior, aren't you?
You're just a junior, aren't you?!
Here we go!
Start!
Go!
Oh, I ran away.
Stop!
You guys, you said "stop," but you went too far!
No, we didn't say anything!
Go straight, go straight!
Don't stop!
It's started again!
Hey, hey!
It's starting again.
It's close!
It's good!
It's a bit far.
It's started again!
It hurts!
It's hard here.
It's started again!
It hurts!
Don't touch me!
Say your name!
Say your name, you dog!
What?!
You're just a dog, aren't you?!
Take this!
Now!
Stop!
It's over!
Huh?
It's over!
Hey!
Stop!
What's with you?!
It hurts!
My head hurts!
Your pants...
...are green!
My pants are green.
Your pants are green!
Now!
Stop!
It hurts!
What are you doing?!
Stop!
What?!
Stop!
You're going to get caught!
You just took it, didn't you?!
I dropped it and threw it away.
You just took it, didn't you?!
You just took it!
I dropped it.
You just took it!
I dropped it!
What the hell is that?
Slowly!
Hey!
That curve was...
Why did you do that?
Hey!
Stop!
Wait!
Hey!
I didn't say "stop"!
Hey!
Stop!
Hey!
You, dancing man!
Turn around!
It was more this way!
Around here!
No, it was more forward!
Around here!
Turn around!
Go! Go!
Go, you stupid guy!
Wait!
You dropped it!
Get up!
Where is it?
Where is it?!
Shut up!
You look like Take-chan-man!
Here we go!
It's already going!
Daru-richi?
Yes!
Oh my God!
What? Oh my God!
Itao-san?
There are more on the East.
It's safe!
Ouch!
Is it impossible?
(Laughter)
(Applause)
(Bell rings)
Here we go!
Thank you!
(Laughter)
I'm sick of you!
(Laughter)
Come on! Come on!
(Laughter)
Excuse me.
(Laughter)
I couldn't hear you.
It hurts.
Don't laugh at me.
You don't like this armor, do you?
Why?
Because it's "super S".
(Laughter)
It hurts.
(Laughter)
It's true. It's true.
(Laughter)
It hurts.
It's funny.
(Laughter)
Why don't you imitate Chibi-kun and do it?
It's funny.
(Laughter)
It hurts.
(Laughter)
Okay.
That was "execution"!
(Cheering)
(Music)
(Applause)
(Music)
(Scream)
Wait!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Ah...
What are you doing?
I'm asking you!
Our automatic sales machine...
What?
What are you doing?
What do you mean "fuck"?
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
Hey!
What?
Our automatic sales machine...
What do you mean "fuck"?
Shut up! Leave me alone!
Hey!
Fuck you!
It's time for me to drink, too!
(Laughter)
What are you talking about?
Hey!
Yes?
This machine...
There is always a man who comes to buy beer at first thing in the morning!
Yes!
If you are here, buy it now!
I will!
Taisho!
Oh!
Good morning!
Where did you say you were going?
I don't want to see it!
What are you doing, old man?
Hey!
I will cut you!
You are talking bad kanji!
(Laughter)
Who said I will cut you?
You!
Beer!
Come out!
Hey!
What is that bad kanji?
Call the police!
Yes!
Call them!
Hey!
Yes?
Old man!
Yes?
I just called the police!
You idiot!
I will come 200%!
You idiot!
What's up?
Don't look at it.
There's something big in it again.
Old man!
What?
There's something big in it.
You smell like a road guide.
The kanji is bad.
He said "bukitcho".
I'm "bukitcho".
Old man!
What?
If you go in there, you'll cause trouble for the shop's staff.
Do you know about it?
Do you know about it? You're causing trouble for us.
Do you want a beer?
I want a beer.
Can I say something?
What?
If you don't say anything, you'll end up like a bad guy.
You guys!
Don't say anything if you don't know anything!
What do you know?
Hey!
The owner of the tea house.
Why?
You know...
I don't want you to remember one thing, so I'll say it.
When you were little...
Have you ever saved an animal?
An animal?
No.
I've never saved one.
It was a puppy.
I've never saved one!
Are you listening to me?
I've never saved one!
Hey, you guys.
Let me ask you something.
You keep saying "zero, zero, zero".
Why did you come in here?
What do you mean "zero, zero, zero"?
There are a lot of men in Thailand.
Why don't you ask them as one?
I see, I see.
I shouldn't have asked you that.
Why did you come in here?
Tell me why.
There are many kinds of people in the world.
There are good people and bad people.
There are warm people and cold people.
When I think about it, I want to be in a vending machine.
I see.
It's written in the vending machine whether it's warm or cold.
It's written there.
I know, but...
Who told you that?
It's irrelevant.
Why did you go in there?
It's a nuisance if you go in there all the time.
It's a nuisance.
You're ruining our vending machine.
I'll get you punished.
Don't say that.
You'll get arrested for that.
I won't get arrested for that, you idiot!
It's a great crime to ruin someone's business.
I won't get arrested for that.
Really?
Of course I won't.
I won't get arrested?
You won't.
If you do that, you'll lose your wife and children.
What?
You'll be bullied at school, won't you?
What are you talking about?
Even if it's a bad thing, it's just...
The sun...
I'm sorry...
Somehow...
Can't you just look at the sun more?
Mr. Raccoon Rat...
Who's Mr. Raccoon Rat?
Are you a cop?
Can't you see?
Where are you from, Mr. Raccoon Rat?
You're scared of scary things.
You're scared of falling, aren't you?
That's why you're scared of it!
You're scared of falling!
I have everything!
If you play with me, you'll fall for me for sure!
You'll fall for me for sure!
I don't like it!
I don't like it either!
Why do you always go to that house tomorrow?
By the way, when you came in combat, you had such an evil face!
I'm more evil than you!
I'm...
I'm really...
I'm so mean!
I don't care about you being mean!
I'm a warrior of justice!
Are you okay?
I'm not!
You cut me with a chisel, didn't you?
I cut you with a chisel!
You!
You hit me!
This is...
This is really painful!
This is love!
This show is...
"P and G", a world with a wide variety of life.
Maiden company.
I received the product and sent it to Japan with a fever.