AISubs v3.4
"What's up, Kanji?" is tonight's highlight.
Kyary Higashiro and Kimura Chao will face off against a world-class pair!
"Team Fight" is "Human Rocket"!
It's a game of guts where you jump into the air and get a balloon!
A familiar star will sing with his family in "Family Singing Contest"!
Which family will win?
"Wah! Yaptabota" is very popular.
Tonight's guest is Umemiya Tatsuo.
Let's power up!
"Baseball Season" is here!
The new "H-BOTS" team will face off against the "TOKYO ZONE" baseball team!
"Rater Sire" has a new character!
"Kanji"'s "Two Hour Special"!
Let's get started!
How far will they go?
They're finally going out into the world.
This is the first international tag match that Kranauer and foreign wrestlers will face each other for the first time.
From blue corner, the challenger team,
S.L. Murrow,
Reggie Bennett's entrance!
And behind him, there's a lot of 'boyoyon boyoyon' and 'isseyo boyoyon'.
And now, the challenger team has entered the ring!
And now, the champion team, Carrie Higashido and Kimura Chan have entered the ring!
And now, the champion team has entered the ring!
He appears in the ring.
And then, his own King.
And then, behind him, Kimura-chan.
Today's event is an international tag championship match.
No time limit, one match only!
And his opponent...
His historic appearance...
120 pounds...
Estel Moreno!
A little genius in the air...
Estel Moreno!
America's above best power...
200 pounds...
Reggie Bennett!
His weight is over 100 kilos...
Reggie Bennett!
And his opponent...
His champion team...
Take it off and wear it...
Wear it and take it off...
Right away...
150 pounds...
Cary Higa!
The same jacket...
What kind of fight will he show us today?
150 pounds...
Kimura-chan!
And Kimura-chan...
Due to orders...
He has now removed his front hook.
Referee...
Gentle Hamama.
Yeah! Applause!
Oh, Kimura-chan has come out!
And then...
Mexico's little titan...
In the middle of the air, Sappho is about to throw down Okenomo's sword!
Oh!
Estel is...
completely thrown away!
Oh! He lifted it up!
Ah, Estel is also showing a fierce attack from below, but...
As expected, this weight difference is unbearable!
He's holding back! He's holding back!
Oh, it's becoming like a street fight!
From Kimura-chan's back!
Now, Estel is trying to enter a face lock!
Ah, he went behind him!
Now, a face lock! How's that?!
Oh, Kimura-chan!
Oh, Kimura-chan is shouting out loud!
Estel is shouting out loud!
Oh! Kimura-chan has...
a big...
goal!
But once again...
He got it...
This posture...
Oh, to his back!
What?!
120kg!
Reggie Bennett has jumped out!
Overtoe Cary Higashino is also in the fight.
Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob! Rob!
Get away!
No! No! No!
I don't know Japanese!
Why?!
He's shouting "I don't know Japanese!"
That's a lie!
Japanese is fluent in Estelmo!
Now!
Reggie Bennett has appeared!
120kg!
Oops!
Oh!
Kibura-chan is about to go for a touch!
A little red corner side!
Reggie and...
This broadcast is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Cary Higashino in the background!
Now, Cary vs. Reggie!
Oh, he took his arm off!
Oh, Cary!
Is he going to be okay?
Cary's expression is starting to change!
Cary! Cary!
Cary! Cary! Cary! Cary!
Oh, low kick!
This kind of attack might be better for Cary Higashino.
But, Reggie is still laughing.
Reggie is still laughing!
Dropkick!
One more low kick!
He used it!
He used it all up, Cary!
He's a little different today.
Oh!
120kg has taken the center!
A strong dropkick!
And a neck raise!
And...
Wow!
A headlock?
A headlocked sleeper!
This is dangerous!
This could be a deep-up!
If it ends this quickly,
there's no point in this special show!
Kimura said it!
It's Kimura-chan!
Kimura-chan said it!
Oh!
An intense counterattack by Estel Moreno!
Now!
A headlocked sleeper!
Here...
Reggie Bennett charged off the top!
Cary Higashino now feels uneasy.
And now!
Kimura-chan is taking the center!
Kimura-chan's seek!
It's Kimura's serve now!
Kimura-chan's serve will be effective!
A rear choke!
A rear choke
This won't work at all!
Reggie...
Oh!
A horizontal strike!
And now!
Ester is... Ester is...
Missile kick from the top of the stage!
Shot!
Idol, Tawanohara...
Tawanohara is in a situation where he can't speak for a long time.
He has been thrown twice by Curry East.
And now, Kibura-chan's intense missile kick!
No matter what kind of blocking, it looks like he's worried about the ring!
As expected, it would have been better if he had been a Japanese person who can fight well.
Now, one thing may have not been conveyed in this program.
Now, now! Kibura-chan is going! Kibura-chan is going!
How about the kick? Kibura-chan is trying to kick!
Kibura-chan! Kibura-chan!
Oops! He chased and kicked! He chased and kicked and...
Oh! Crashing knee drop!
The strongest character's knee drop!
Ah! And now...
The Daisy Bennett is flying!
No one can stop this anymore, Daisy Bennett!
Oh! Estelle! Estelle is going!
Yes!
Now, on the contrary, Estelle has fallen!
Estelle's "something drop me" call has now disappeared.
What is going on with Curry East?
Now, on the contrary, on the contrary...
This is not a headlock.
Estelle has simply hit her neck and now...
Ah! However, Curry East's left leg has been caught in the rope.
Estelle is not speaking for a long time.
Is it because she doesn't know Japanese again?
Oh! There is a booing going on!
Carrie Higashiro... She has to fight Lacey again!
Now, Lacey Bennett! Double arm suplex!
Carrie! Carrie Ayaushi! Carrie Ayaushi!
What kind of move will she show next?
Again! Again, a face lock!
Wow! This is getting serious!
Is Carrie Higashiro going to be okay?
Again, Carrie calls!
Carrie calls! Carrie calls!
Carrie is in danger! Carrie is in danger!
Gentle Hamamatsu! Gentle Hamamatsu!
She is getting closer! She is getting closer!
Carrie Higashiro's light weight is about to break!
Wow! A dropkick!
Now Esther is in danger! A dropkick!
This is dangerous! Shinoken is threatening the challenger team and the champion team!
Wow! A powerful kick!
But Esther is out! Esther is out! Esther and Kibuna are out!
Kibuna is out! Kibuna is finally out!
Wow! And Lacey! Lacey is out!
Esther is in a terrible position! Is she okay?
Now... Carrie is in danger! Carrie is in danger!
Now, Carrie is trying to regain her form here...
Is she going to be okay?
But she is trying to regain her form! She got up! She got up!
Now, is she going to be okay?
Wow! A post off guard! A post off guard!
But is she going to be okay?
What is she doing? I don't know what she is doing!
Now... Lacey Bennett is down, but she can't do anything!
And now... Wow! What is she doing?
Wow! Grand Tomura!
Wow! But she is being overtaken!
She can't do this! Now...
Give up! Give up! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! Break! Break! Break! Break! Break!
Now... Break! Break! Break! Now... Finally...
Oxygen! Oxygen! Oxygen!
Donbass Mobile King, where did you get this oxygen bomb?
Finally, it's Kimura's turn.
Dizzy Bennett vs Kimura-chan.
Kimura-chan is pretty mad.
How about this?
Oh! She got her leg!
This side is the painful side of the leg!
Oh! The right leg that is being eaten is pushing her!
In the opposite direction!
Oh! Now it's a tough fight!
Kimura-chan is in a hurry!
They've separated in Esteldo!
Both of them are going!
Now, both of them...
Oh!
Kimura-chan!
Kimura!
This is dangerous!
Kimura-chan is in danger!
Oh!
It's really painful!
Kimura-chan! It's really painful!
It's really painful!
It's not a variety show anymore!
It's really painful!
Hey!
Kimura-chan looks like she's about to cry!
Oh!
Esteldo and Kimura-chan...
Oh!
Here! Here!
Give up!
Kimura-chan will definitely give up!
Challenger team Esteldo and...
Dizzy Bennett's win!
Challenger team Esteldo and...
Dizzy Bennett's win!
Even though they lost by two points, they won by a large margin!
Challenger team!
We lost!
There's no way we can win this time!
My right thigh is cramping! It hurts!
Please wait!
I don't know what you're talking about!
There's nothing we can do about it.
Let's play it again!
I don't know!
The foreign team won last time.
There's nothing we can do about it.
The winner is the foreign team!
That's all for today's idol special!
I'm a popular guy, you know.
You killed him yesterday, too.
I couldn't make it to the bed.
He's tough, isn't he?
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, that's exciting.
He's tough, but I couldn't make it to the bed.
He's tough, isn't he?
He's just like the bed.
Shut up!
Your snoring is annoying.
He's tough, but I couldn't make it to the bed.
Shut up!
Now, let's get down to business.
Oh, come on!
Boss!
You're fast!
I'm sorry!
Hey, we just decided to do it.
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
What in the world...
I'm sorry!
...is going on?
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You should be surprised!
Huh?
Did I say you could hit me?
Come over here! Come over here!
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
I didn't say you could hit me!
I'm begging you!
- Director! - Both of you have asses! Asses!
I'm begging you!
I'm really sorry!
I'm begging you!
I'll do it next time!
If you don't do it next time...
...I'll be angry!
Don't take it off! Don't take it off!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Okay!
You should be surprised!
You bastard!
I'm sorry!
Okay!
- Okay, let's go! - Let's go!
Okay! Let's do it!
You're fast!
Come on!
You're fast!
- Come here! - You bastard!
Hey, Toru-chan!
Toru-chan, don't do it!
You're surprising me!
Is it still my turn?
I'm sorry, Toru-chan!
Huh?
If you do this cut, it's Toru-chan's turn!
I'm really tired of you!
I'm begging you!
Toru-chan, do it bigger!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Hurry up and do it!
I'm begging you!
Hurry up and do it!
If you do this cut, it's Toru-chan's turn!
- Really? - I'll do it right away!
I'm begging you!
- Do it bigger! - I'm begging you!
- Wait for me! - Okay!
- I'm really sorry! - I'm begging you!
- Let's do it fast! - Okay!
- Hey! - Hey!
Hey!
This is terrible.
Is it a woman? She's heavy.
The one who kills a woman is either a hot guy or not so hot guy.
It's either one of them.
Ah! It's not you!
Can I say something?
Can you say something?
Really?
Don't make me say it.
Really?
It's you! It's you!
Really?
Can you say something?
Really?
You hit me!
Not yet!
Now!
This is perfectly ok.
Is this the right time?
Yes.
This is fine, right?
Hey!
Come on!
This is terrible.
Is it a woman? She's heavy.
The one who kills a woman is either a hot guy or not so hot guy.
So you're the suspect.
Ah!
Really?
Be serious.
Hey, you can't do that!
I'm going home.
Be serious.
I'm really sorry.
What is it?
I'm sorry. Let's do this scene tomorrow.
Really?
I'm going home.
Where is your ass?
Where is my ass?
I'm Toho.
Toho.
I'm in the FLEX studio.
FLEX?
I'm in Kansai.
Kansai, Kansai.
Where is your father?
Myojo.
Father? Myojo?
Father?
Yes.
Gekkan Myojo?
Yes, yes, yes.
He is young.
I see.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
But he is bad.
Be serious.
I'm sorry.
I'm Kurami Jiya.
Do you have sexual disease?
Don't do it.
What are you going to do?
I'm retired.
Retired?
I don't have time.
I'm sorry.
Go to the next job.
OK.
OK, thank you.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you, everyone.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
At the nuclear power plant in Kashima Bay, Ibaraki Prefecture, a mysterious disappearance has occurred.
The government, which has taken the situation seriously, has asked Biohunter for an investigation.
Biohunter boarded the nuclear power plant in a hurry.
And what was waiting for them there was a mysterious trap set up by Death Earthtan.
How old were you?
I'm over thirty now.
Next week's "The Biohunter"...
Bohxanon! The Fragrance of Roses
Atomic Rose! The Nuclear Monster!
Please look forward to it!
Tonight's game is Daikuchuu Fusen One!
You're a human can't it fly faster than a speeding bullet?!
So I'll check, use your hand and catch the balloon!
It goes crazy but this is one scary ride, dude!
You're a fucking away, Superman!
You're popping off!
So, today...
Okay!
Daikuchuu Fusen One!
Alright!
Look over there!
That's the launch pad!
Okay!
You'll get on there...
Okay!
You'll decide the angle...
Okay!
And you'll adjust the launch strength!
Okay!
When you're done...
Okay!
You'll fly...
From the other side!
Alright!
This is the safety line!
Okay!
You'll break it!
Alright! I'll break it!
Break it!
I don't like this anymore...
I'm so sick of this...
Okay!
Alright!
20 degrees!
20 degrees?!
You can't go higher than that...
That's right!
20 degrees below zero?
20 degrees below zero?!
20 degrees below zero!
If you do it you'll be fine, right?
I'll be fine!
Okay!
I'll break it!
Okay!
20 degrees below zero!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
Let's go back!
The first one is now!
20 degrees...
Okay, let's go!
Ready!
Nooo! What a shame!
This is where you lose your memory!
This is where you forget!
You're good at this!
Let's go to Hong Kong!
Let's raise the angle!
Let's go with 30 degrees!
Let's go with less than 30 degrees!
Let's go!
Don't look at that!
Less than 30 degrees!
Hey!
Don't hit me!
That's okay!
If you look at it from here...
It's really scary!
This is impossible!
The light is hitting me!
It looks like it's going to hit you!
That light...
It's okay, it's okay!
But your hand...
What if it gets dirty?
If it gets dirty...
Hong Kong!
Please!
Hong Kong! Please!
- Where is it? - It's in my neck!
- I think it's similar! - Yes, it's similar!
- Which one is it? - Which one is it?
- It's similar! It's similar!
- It's really scary! - The first round, Team Hamada wins!
- Team Hamada wins!
- Next, let's go with the 30 degree gun!
- Please!
- Let's go!
- Wait a minute!
- I'm so scared!
- Let's go! Team Amoura!
- Let's go with the guitar!
- Please!
[Applause and cheers]
[Music]
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
You'll get killed! You'll get killed! You'll get killed! You'll get killed!
You'll get killed! You'll get killed!
Get up!
Oh, you're so cute!
I'm scared... my neck is scary...
It's shocking!
Eh, what's shocking?
This...
Shut up! Everyone says different things!
It's shocking, my neck is taken away...
Oh, my...
Eh?!
It's like this up here, but when it comes from above, it's like a test.
What are you talking about?
It's funny!
Atoki, it's funny!
It's funny!
It wasn't like that!
Don't make fun of me!
It's really scary.
This is it.
Will it hit the light?
No, it won't.
Stretch out your legs and put some strength in.
It's winding up.
Um...
I got it!
This is impossible!
Anything impossible is impossible.
Don't make fun of me!
Die! Die! Die!
Where are the guests?
Here!
Hurry up!
Here are the guests!
I thought I'd do it.
I thought I'd do it, but even if you say that...
I can't do it!
I can't say "Matsumoto's pocket" anymore!
I can't do it anymore!
Do your best!
Even if you say you like hippos, you can't say that!
Now that I've done it,
I can't do it because the technology hasn't developed.
I can't do anything.
You can't make anything.
You're mad.
Hamada and I will drive you around and make you feel like you're flying.
And we'll do a free talk in the air.
Don't make fun of me!
Okay! Let's go!
Let's go! Team Matsumoto East!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
You!
Your head is up!
You're so ugly!
Your head is up.
You're so beautiful.
Of course I'm not looking!
Only your tongue is up!
You're so beautiful.
Is it okay for me to look up?
You can't hit me!
I'm crying! I'm crying!
I'm going home. I'm going home.
I'm going home.
Be a man!
When you come back, go to Kanbu.
Is it okay for you?
Let's go!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Um...
Say it one last time!
One last time...
I want to see your face!
You're so ugly!
Your life won't end!
I want to see your face!
You're amazing!
It's Hong Kong, right?
You're the only one who won't change your mind!
One last time!
Hong Kong!
I love you!
You can do it.
Look.
You can do it.
Cool.
You look like Musatabi.
Musatabi.
You are getting closer.
And so, in this match, the team still wins!
And so, the winner is...
"GOTSUI GANJI" family competition!
Sing it!
Good evening.
No, no, no.
Every time.
Now, sing "GOTSUI GANJI" family song.
From now on, you will sing one song for each of your families.
I see.
And lastly, you will sing "GOTSUI GANJI" for the 100 people here.
I see.
You will be judged.
That's nice.
The winning team will receive a wonderful gift.
I see.
Well, I and my parents wanted to release this song,
but I chased my mother, Monshiro-cho.
Where is she now?
Oh, I see.
Now, we will announce the winners of today.
Please welcome your families!
The winning team is...
And lastly...
The Kudo brothers team!
And lastly...
The Kanda and Toshinori team!
And lastly...
The Itao and Isuji team!
And lastly...
The Kimura and Yuichi team!
Thank you!
Kimu! Hey, are you going to Hichigo-san?
Please!
Well, you know...
Today's members...
You know, I can't cut it out if I say it out loud.
Well, we're going to close up one by one.
That's right.
We're going to talk about a lot of things there.
If you say one by one, you can't cut it out.
Well, let's go!
Today's first member is...
Punch!
Sato family!
Thank you for having me!
Well, Punch is always...
We know each other, so it's okay.
Today, it's a wife and daughter.
It's a day of love.
Hello!
Yes!
What's your name?
Sato Hashimi.
I don't know what you're saying at all.
What are you going to sing for us today?
Aigo no...
No, it's not "aigo no..."
Aigo no...
Oh, "aigo no..."
It's a song, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
"Inu no Omowari-san"!
Oh, that's nice!
The three of you!
Thank you for having me!
Well, let's go!
First of all, Punch!
Sato family!
"Inu no Omowari-san"!
Please!
"Inu no Nayai-san"! Please!
Even if you turn your back on me, you are my last woman.
Inu no Nayai-san!
I've fallen for you!
(Applause)
Wow, that's amazing. How was it?
Well, I sang "tantan".
You sang "tantan", didn't you?
No, I'm glad you were in good spirits.
That's right. It's normal for a boy like you not to be in good spirits.
Yes, and when it's time for the show, you suddenly stop singing.
Yes, I'm just selling drugs.
(Laughter)
Well, we'll announce the results at the end of the show. Thank you very much!
(Applause)
Now, it's time for "PUNCH-IT" to end.
It's the Kudou Brothers team!
(Applause)
Oh, that's nice!
In the middle is my father, Mitsuo.
Is he your father?
Yes, he is.
And on both sides are my relatives, my uncle and my aunt.
Uncle and aunt.
What will you be singing today?
Hamada-san's "WOW WOW TONIGHT".
(Applause)
Um, father, do you know how to sing "WOW WOW TONIGHT"?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Will you be able to sing it well?
I've been practicing very hard.
If you can say the fast part, it's perfect.
Um, the fast tempo...
Father, is the fast part okay?
Please play it for me.
(Laughter)
Please pay attention to that part, everyone.
Yes, I will.
Now, let's go!
The Kudou Brothers team will sing "WOW WOW TONIGHT" for you!
(Applause)
Sometimes I drink like this with my shoulders lined up
I want to stand still for just a little while
Tonight I can laugh and talk about
the dark and empty nights as I usually do
"Let's go to the hot spring" I always say
When we calm down, let's go together
But I don't have time for that
The times are chasing me
I want to run away from running
WOW WOW TONIGHT
WOW WOW FOREVER
WAKE UP, LOOK UP, JUNGLE IS A TREE
LOOK UP, LOOK UP, JUNGLE IS A TREE
SAY HEY HEY HEY, WAKE UP SOMETIMES BOOM BOOM BANG
ANSWER TO THE EXPECTATIONS THAT YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND, HAVE FUN AND MAKE YOUR USUAL COLOR
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP BY YOURSELF, SCREAM SOMETHING AT THE NIGHT WHEN NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND WAKE UP
GO FOR TONIGHT
GO FOR FOREVER
GO FOR TONIGHT
GO FOR FOREVER
Dad!
You did it!
Right?
Well, it's not moving.
It's like a carbon battery is moving.
Couldn't you have built a house earlier?
No, we have to compete with you.
But, dad, under this shirt, you're wearing a V-neck shirt.
I have to do something about it.
Thank you very much!
Um...
I'm Sharanque.
I have a greeting for you three.
We are...
Three of us are...
V-neck shirts.
Wow!
Mom, I'm really sorry about this.
I want to go home.
You want to go home?
Yes.
Mom, don't say that and put your hair up properly.
Like a V-neck shirt.
By the way, you're dad, right?
No, I'm not!
Mom!
Hey!
She's my mom!
Hey, you're crying!
Mom and...
Who is she?
She's my relative's daughter.
Oh, your cousin's daughter.
Yes, my cousin's daughter.
I'm 19 years old.
19 years old.
Oh, really?
What song will you sing for us?
"Sly Woman".
When you were young, you were a sly woman, weren't you?
What?
Say something!
Anyway, let's hear you sing!
From Kanda-soshi's team, it's Sharan-Q's "Sly Woman"!
Thank you and goodbye, my beloved lover.
You were such a good woman.
You are such an unfaithful woman.
I missed you so much. I missed you so much.
You are the only one for me.
Thank you and goodbye, my beloved lover.
You are the only one for me.
Thank you and goodbye, my beloved lover.
I loved you so much. I loved you so much.
Well, what was that movement?
Yes.
The three of you got separated like this.
Yes, first of all...
What did it mean?
Well, we thought we'd send you off like a live show.
Yes, that's what the movement was about.
I see, so the audience, the band, everyone was drawn in, right?
Oh, did you know?
The audience, the band, everyone was drawn in, right?
No, no, no.
Is that right?
The worst part is that you don't know what you said.
You don't know what you said.
I don't know what you said.
I don't know what you said in the video, either.
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of lowest score you'll get.
I don't know. We'll have to see the results.
Yes, thank you very much!
Finally, we'll see the results.
Well, the next one is tough, too.
Yes, it is.
Itao & Itsuji Team, please come out!
Wow, what amazing members!
So, Itao-kun, please introduce yourself.
Yes, well...
This is my son.
What's his name?
Okadagi Keisuke.
Keisuke, yes.
This is my mom.
Mom?
This is my dad.
Dad?
Are you saying "mom" or "dad"?
No, I was told to say that.
Dad.
Dad, are you ok? Are you nervous?
No, not at all.
Are you ok?
It feels like I've become a singer.
It feels like you've become a singer!
I'd like to hit you!
Please be patient.
Yes.
What's your name?
Akiko.
Akiko-san, how old are you?
Nineteen.
Nineteen years old.
Miyawaki Yumi.
Yumi-chan, how old are you?
Seventeen.
Seventeen years old.
So! What will Itao & Itsuji Team be doing today?
Um, well...
Yazao Station's "Sambar is Night".
Are you ok?!
I'm ok.
Really?!
We're H.I.M. fans, you know.
Really?!
Well, let's sing it right away!
Yazao Station's "Sambar is Night". Here we go!
The signal of a scream is a painful life.
At least my heart won't be naked.
S-sambar is night? I'm lonely.
Falling down, you are my end.
Sambar is night?
Kiss me, you killed me.
It's messed up!
Right?
This family is messed up!
Well, when my mom kicked me, I was like "somebody is lying to me"
somebody is lying to me
And I was old! I was young!
My dad was in a comedy manga dojo, right?
My dad can't sing, but he's been playing senryu for decades.
Can you do it for me?
I'll do it right away.
Yes, please.
Matsumoto Hitoshi sensei, I dedicate this song...
Thank you very much.
Geniuses are called geniuses
I won't say anything.
I'm sorry, but can you edit it for me?
Wow!
Well, Itao team...
Well, you all did your best, so thank you very much!
And now, the last team of the family singing competition!
Let's go! The last team is...
Kimura Yuichi team!
Ah, it's already the last one.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Kumiko, a wife.
I'm Hina, a daughter.
I'm 3 years old.
We've been together for a long time.
But she doesn't look at me.
She seems a little shy.
She keeps looking away.
Even when I do this, she doesn't look at me.
Right?
It's really no good.
But if you do it too much here, you won't be able to sing.
That's right.
What song will you sing for me today?
What song...
Stop it!
I can't say it!
At worst, I'll be the title song!
I can't say it!
That's right, but...
Like this...
Like this, right?
You sang it properly in rehearsal!
I'll sing it.
Yes! Let's have you sing it!
Okay, let's go!
And last but not least, Kimura Yuuchi's team, Takahashi Marikon's "For You".
I wiped my tears with your fingers and realized for the first time
You were the one who watched over me and my days up to this day
I'm sorry for being so selfish
There were nights when I said goodbye to my lover and got drunk in your room
If you hadn't come, I wouldn't have been able to meet you
Well, you did it.
You sing a great song.
It's like you're giving hot water to a child.
But I like adult songs.
Oh, really?
Now, which family will win the championship?
The results will be announced after the commercial!
Which team will win and go to the training camp? Which team has the lowest score?
It doesn't matter!
Let's go!
The scores will be announced at once!
Please!
88 points, 81 points, 41 points, 37 points, 74 points!
The winner is...
Punch Sato Team!
Now, from Mr. Maeguro, Tahiti...
Tahiti...
As promised, we will give you a trip to Tahiti on July 9th!
Sanchi Sato Team will invite you on a trip to Tahiti Club Med Moe Vacance Village and Island Cruise on July 9th.
With the comfortable service of Air France, you can go to Tahiti for 100 yen non-stop!
The world's largest delivery customer, Club Med 2's luxurious cruising is waiting for you!
Now, to make matters worse...
Itao's father has another one!
Please let me say it!
Itao's father, who is at his lowest...
Hamada-san...
Yes, thank you.
You're a good man who can pull out a joke with a tsukkomi.
Thank you very much!
This time...
Yes.
Um... your costume... your costume and your wife...
Yes.
Um... you're involved in this...
Yes.
You're going to wear a costume because you were told not to...
You know what? Just you wait and see!
He's someone's parent!
Don't make fun of me!
Your son is angry!
What are you talking about?
Don't make fun of me!
And so...
Um... we won!
Team Sato, congratulations!
Thank you very much to all of you!
This has been Team Sato singing "Kazoku Taikou"!
Let's go.
No, no, no. You're up early in the morning. Sorry about that.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- You've got a big house now. - Yes.
- I can't wait to see it every day. - You think so?
- Thank you for coming every day. - You're welcome.
- Good evening. - Thank you.
Oh, good morning!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
You're up early again.
Are you so worried about my house?
- No, no, no. - I can't wait to see it every day.
Don't worry about it. Leave it to me.
- I'll build you a nice house. - No, no, no.
- I'll rent it out. - No, no, no.
- But it's good, isn't it? - What?
Young people are growing up.
What are you talking about?
No, it's good that young people are growing up.
- Who? - Huh?
- What? - No, it's good that young people are growing up.
Even without you.
Here you go.
Hama-chan!
What?
I'll get angry.
No, don't.
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
I'm doing fine, Kou-chan!
What's wrong with you, Hama-chan?!
Don't get angry!
You bastard! I think you should just die!
You're talking too much!
No matter how much you torture me, I think you should just die!
You're talking too much!
I'm serious, Hama-chan.
I'm serious, Hama-chan!
You're too strict, sir!
I'm not being strict or anything like that!
But you're doing it anyway.
I'm serious, Hama-chan! I'm begging you!
I'm begging you, Hama-chan!
Don't say things like that!
But you're doing it anyway!
I'm not doing it anyway!
I can't do it at all!
You're doing it anyway! What are you talking about?
If you let me do this kind of work, I won't let you do it again!
What are you talking about?
Here you go!
Thank you!
Which rubber is this?
I don't know.
This is kitchen rubber!
Kitchen?!
Yes!
Which kitchen rubber is this?
Hey!
Yes!
What have you been doing all this time?
Rubber cutting!
Are you going to keep cutting rubber until evening?
Of course not!
I did it a little while ago.
If you keep doing that, I won't build a house!
Of course I know!
Hey!
I know!
I did it a little while ago!
Do it nicely!
Thank you!
Hey!
You bastard!
Hama-chan!
Don't do that!
I'm sorry, Hama-chan!
You did it too much!
It's alright! It's alright!
This bastard...
It's alright!
It's really alright, Hama-chan.
It's alright! It's alright!
If you regret coming out, you'll get shot, but that doesn't mean anything.
Don't laugh!
I'm sorry, Hama-chan.
It's alright! It's alright!
Thank you!
I'll do it first!
No, no...
Don't do it!
I won't!
By the way, Hama-san...
Um...
Today...
Is your daughter not here?
Today...
She wasn't here.
Is that so?
No, I mean...
Do you want me to be your wife?
You're crazy!
I'm sorry!
You're crazy, Hama-chan!
Hey!
What are you saying?
It's a man's job!
Wait!
Wait a minute!
Are you looking for a wife while you're working?
No, no!
Dad!
No, no!
It's a world story!
Yes!
You scared me!
It's tough!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Dad!
It's okay!
Look forward to it, bastard!
Kou-chan! Kou-chan!
Stop him, bastard!
I'm sorry!
Kou-chan, you're bleeding!
It's okay! It's okay!
Dad, you're overdoing it!
It's okay! It's okay!
Are you okay, Kou-chan?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Hey!
This tree...
It's dangerous around here!
Because of the rolling material!
What are you putting there?!
Why are you putting it there?!
That's for you to trip over!
No, no!
You're the one who's tripping!
No, it's okay!
Why are you putting it there?!
It's okay! It's okay!
Hey, the material is rolling!
Hey!
It's okay! It's okay!
Dad! Dad!
Kou-chan!
Koji, are you okay?
I'm fine!
I'm fine! I'm fine!
Be careful, you bastard!
I'm sorry!
I'm going home now, but you're going to get in trouble!
You'd better do it properly!
Be careful, you idiot! I'm really sorry!
It's okay! It's okay!
Why, you bastard!
Koji, what are you doing?
Why, you bastard!
I'm going to kill you!
You'd better do it properly!
Be careful, you bastard! I'm going to kill you!
Stop it! Stop it!
You bastard! I'm really sorry! I'm going to kill you!
It's okay! It's okay!
I'm sorry, Hama-chan!
I'm really sorry!
You bastard!
I like you!
I like you very much!
I have not seen you for a long time!
I like you!
If this was a motorbike, I like you!
(screams)
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Made in Japan.
Supported by Nisshin Foods.
In 1995, a new spring has come for H.GODZ led by Hamada and Masato H.GODZ, which was founded in spring 1995.
H.GODZ's long-awaited opening match.
Their opponent is the American Yokota Knight's little leaguer, Yokota Tigers!
No way can they take our team. No way. H.GODZ, no experience, too old. Old man, H.GODZ, old man. Old man, over the hill. Over the hill. Have pride, jump scene.
One, two, three, Tigers!
Good morning!
Our members are risking their lives today.
If we lose today, we'll go on to the entertainment world.
Don't take it lightly.
If we lose today, we'll go on to the entertainment world.
No, no, no, no.
Maybe we'll go on to another program.
Please do your best!
We only have one last chance.
Everyone!
Please do your best!
H.GODZ, let's go!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
OK, let's go!
Now, it's the beginning of the new year.
What will 1996 of H-GODS be like?
There are rumors that today's opponent will be a strong opponent.
First of all, let me introduce the members of H-GODS.
The first pitcher is Toshitori Kandan.
The catcher is Yuichi Kimura.
First, Itao Isuchi.
Second, Kudano Takahiro.
Third, Kudo Junichiro.
Fourth, Moribe Keisuke.
Fifth, Punch Sato.
Center, Kudo Koichiro.
Right, Kouji Higashi.
Starting this season, only talents will play.
Today, only 10 people, including Hamada Masatoshi, will play for a year.
When I practice, I can't do it, but when I go up to the mound, I can't get a strike.
Now, the right hand of Hirako Kyushin has risen.
The first match of 1996 of H-GODS.
What will this open match be like for the Tigers?
First of all, Kandan's first pitch is a slow curve ball.
Go, go, go! Strike!
The first batter is Joshua.
The second pitch is a slow curve ball.
Strikeout!
The second batter raises his hand.
Kudano takes a one-out.
First of all, Kandan takes a one-out.
He's on the first floor.
Now, in the second batter's box is Cody Clark.
He's the head coach of the Yokota Tigers.
He's Bobby Clark's son.
He's a batter with high expectations.
Strikeout!
Kandan takes a one-out.
Is his expression calmed down a little?
He gets ready for a bunt.
He shakes his body.
Foreball!
A forehand ball from a one out! Will Kanda's forehand ball skills come out of this?
He's now a one out runner!
Hamada says he'll hit it and then double play it!
Even though it's an open match, it's a serious match. H-bots 9! He hit it from the first pitch!
This is the pitch that went up!
Short held it down! Horibe held it down! Two outs!
Come on, Kanda! Come on, come on!
Will H-bots be able to make it out of the first pitch without any problems?
Even if you say it early in the game, I won't let you down! It's okay!
I'm in the union!
Now, again, a forehand ball that shakes in the stance of a bunt for Ryan!
This is the second forehand ball of the inning! It's a two out, but it's a double play!
And in the outfield, No. 5 Morris, who has a sense of rampage and meaning, will enter!
The first pitch is a high ball! This is a wide pitch!
It's tough for each runner!
Yes!
Now, with time, Hamada will go to the mound!
I'm not going to die!
I'm not going to get hit!
No, they're going to get mad!
They're going to get really mad!
Don't lose to people who play baseball with a gun!
I have a gun, too!
Oh, you have a gun, too!
Good luck!
Yes!
It's okay!
Now, the play resumes!
A two-out, a sluggish sandwich pinch!
In the batter's box is Morris!
What's in the ball?
Now, this pinch is something he wants to cut no matter what!
The fifth pitch!
It's a one-bound ball!
It's out!
A four-ball, three pitches, and it's full!
Is he still okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
He's one of the best players in the league.
He's holding up pretty well, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
Now, and on the sandwich side,
Bobby Clark, head coach of the Demon Army Corps, is giving instructions!
Jamal is heading there!
Team No. 1's tallest, Jamal, is hit by a pitch!
It's a two-out!
The batter is determined and cuts the pitch!
One strike!
Two-out, sluggish, count one, two!
The fourth pitch is...
Goal!
It's a two-and-two strike!
Now, it's driven in, Kanda!
Yes, yes!
The fifth pitch!
It's a three-point shot!
Yes, yes, yes!
He did it!
Kanda did it!
He cut through this two-out and sluggish pinch!
Now, I'd like to introduce the members of the No. 1 team, Yokota Tigers.
The pitcher is Ryan.
The catcher is Matt.
First, Dustin.
Second, Cody.
Third, Jamal.
Short, Joshua.
Geier, rest, Morris.
Center, Rodney.
Right, Richard.
These are the small challengers from the West American team Yokota base.
Now, the Tokyo Dome was used for the first strike of H. Gotts' attack, which was a strike from the East.
Last season, he made five strikes and no hits.
In the end, without being able to hit a single hit, he scored his first goal of the East this season.
This is his second goal.
The East is working hard to score their first goal of the year.
Hey!
I'm dying!
What's up with you?
You're right about that.
I'm going crazy.
Now, number two is Kimura.
The left-handed catcher, Kimura. Number two.
Now, he's been hitting from the first ball.
This is Gaia.
Center back and...
He can't get this ball. He can't get it. He missed it.
Kimura calls for it and tries to go for the second base, but...
Goal!
He stopped it as soon as it turned.
Now, he wants to attack from this area and find out where he's at.
Goal!
From two and two...
Fifth ball!
He hits it and...
It's in front of him!
Second base!
Fourth out!
But the first base is safe!
Now, it's two outs, but...
Junichiro Kudo, who is not called by H. Gotts' team, will go in.
His brother passes it and returns it with a super hit.
This is H. Gotts' scoring pattern!
Oh, he ran again!
He can't catch it!
The chance was too little!
Two outs, runner second.
Count is end one.
Third ball!
This is center!
Rodney holds it!
Three outs!
H. Gotts ended up running, but there are no points.
The first half is over.
Both teams are 0-0.
I can't watch this.
This is bad...
The two-time champion, Yokota Tiger's attack. The first-time champion managed to hold back the pitcher's intuition.
But this time, like always, the strike has gone in and the scoreboard has been blown up.
Will this break the rhythm of the defenders?
The error has been corrected and Yokota Tiger's team has scored two points in no time. They are in high spirits.
On the other hand, Ismots, who had scored two points in a row, made a counterattack with this center-over cold board as soon as he punched it.
It went on for a while, but the game was unexpectedly good.
In the middle of the second down, Sandley Lander's punch scored one point.
However, Lander is second-best. With this chance, Lander plays a big role in the game and this time he gets one point.
On the top of the third, Klamot is on the mound.
The test match, which is only played in open matches, is surprisingly exciting.
There is no speed, but he throws it inside and outside and breaks through the mountains of Tiger's line.
In 1996, Ismots showed his potential of losing to Shoshin.
However, can Ismots, who used to chase for one point, make a comeback?
One out runner second.
Now, how about the fourth runner, Ani?
Fifth pitch!
Now, the passionate liner attacks the left!
He broke his head!
Now, slowly looking at the pitch,
Kudou and Sanrui go around the base and head for the home!
And the batter, Kudou Ani, drops Sanrui!
A timely three-base hit and this score is two to two!
All right, let's go back to the bunk!
H.GODS is in a situation where he can go all out!
Even with a punch in his face, he's serious!
Now, and he hits it and it goes up!
The pitcher holds it down!
The liner runs down and holds it down!
Oh, with a frustrated look on his face, he hits the punch!
He couldn't return Sanrui's runner!
H.GODS is in a bad mood!
Now, one mound!
Kudou runs behind and catches it!
Sanrui's runner, Kudou, goes home!
Finally, H.GODS is in a situation where he can go all out!
Now, they're facing each other on the 4th base and they're chasing each other.
What kind of attack will they show us?
On the mound, Kudou is in second place.
They're facing each other on the 4th base.
The batter box, Joshua is first.
Now, Kudou, this is his second pitch!
He flies to the outfield and he makes it through!
The batter, Joshua, turns around and drops Sanrui!
The ball is coming back!
The ball is out of bounds!
No-out runner, second!
Even though he's small, this 130cm Joshua
has made a wonderful two-base hit!
No-out runner, second!
The batter box of Cody Clark, he hits it from behind!
Now, he's on top of the first!
He dropped it! He dropped it! He dropped it!
Sanrui, of course, is safe!
The second runner stayed as it was!
No-out runner, first!
It's getting exciting!
Sanrui is standing on the bench.
Now, it's time for a clean lap!
How about Klamot's high ball, with two innings ahead of him?
Now, it's a two-ball shot!
The high-red flag has held Klamot's hand for a while!
One out!
And from here, it's a left-fielder, batter box!
Even for Klamot...
Even though it's an open match, he has to give an answer in this mound!
One out and two innings in a row!
Obviously, it's a ball and you know it's a ball!
It's a one-in now!
Morris is facing the batter box!
It was a dead ball in the first match!
Will Morris be able to make up for that dead ball?
It's a miss!
It's OK! It's OK!
From the wide-angle shot...
It's a two-ball shot!
Morris took the chance and hit it!
It's a two-rassing!
The ball is on the home team's side!
It's a three-inning!
Yes, it's a three-inning!
He's facing a jammered ball!
It's a second-ball shot!
It's a shot!
Now...
Oops!
The short fell!
And it flew all the way to the club!
It's a three-in!
It's an out!
What was that?
Was it a short's holly bay defense?
He missed the best chance for the Tigers!
There is a chance for a pinch, but no one and one in two.
And now, the first half of the eastern two are turning around.
What are you doing?
You're going to be a hero forever!
The eastern is returning! Now, right! Now, up!
This was a free kick! First hit was taken!
Eastern! Eastern! Kicks with one hand and heads for two!
And now, the second runner, Kalida, is slowly watching the ball.
And now, the back of the eastern is turning around!
The first half of the eastern is turning around!
And now, the eastern is turning around!
And now, the first runner, Tommy, is taking his first goal!
Wow!
I didn't expect this!
Are you kidding me?!
And now, it's nine against two!
It's a close game for the H-bots!
Game set!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you!
Both teams applauded and shook hands!
This was an unexpected opening game!
96 yen! The H-bots have a good vision!
Wow! They did it! It's a special!
We've done this before!
This project!
We'll do it again for a special!
The rules are simple, right?
That's right! It's like you said!
Bosnia and Herzegovina!
Well, it's like this.
It's been a while since we've seen you guys like this.
If you can't do it, you'll end up like this.
Thank you for your help.
Now, for today's special...
You're too fast!
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Now, for today's special...
Let me introduce you to someone who's perfect for this!
It's Tatsuo Umemiya!
Good evening.
What are you doing? It's already started.
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Please have a seat.
Umemiya-san...
If you fail, you'll end up like this.
Now, first of all...
First of all, you need to find a lighter.
If you don't find one, you'll end up like this.
So, please get one.
Let's do it!
Here you go.
Don't do it!
You're too fast!
I can't reach it!
It can't be helped.
Why can't you reach it?
You only got one shot.
No, it's not like that.
Let's go to the next one.
The next one is "super ball toss".
That's good.
This has nothing to do with it!
I see.
It's not like this.
Like this?
From me?
Yes, like this.
I'll go first.
Why?
If you hurry up, you'll fail.
I don't want you to fail.
Do it seriously.
That's too much!
Let me do it.
That's too much!
Why?
You should have done it faster.
But I did it.
Let me do it again.
You're good!
That was good.
You took too much time.
That's why!
You're too far away!
Let's go to the next one.
"Hotchkiss hair tie".
This is my first time.
"Hotchkiss hair tie".
Let's do it one at a time.
One at a time?
Yes, it's simple.
This is simple.
This is a failure.
If you lose, you don't lose.
This is simple.
I can do it.
Is it okay?
It's in.
There you go.
What?
It was a little scary.
It's in.
What?
It's in.
Shall we do it again?
The sound was dull.
What?
It's in!
You didn't do it!
It's in!
You didn't do it in the beginning of "tatsuni"!
It's in!
You didn't do it!
Today's week.
Sneeze. Sneeze, please.
Sneeze when you put your nose in pain?
Yes, sneeze.
Oh, sneeze...
- Shall I prepare it? - Do you have it?
- No, I don't. - Prepare it yourself.
If you don't have it...
Hey!
It's a pie, you idiot!
Go, go, go.
- It's out. - It's out.
If you put it in the back... There's another room in the back.
- Yes. - If you put it in there...
- Mukun. - Yes.
- It's over. - Let's go.
- Isn't it over? - If you put it in there, it's over.
- But if you don't put it in there, it's over. - That's right.
- Oh, I see. - In terms of time...
There's some kind of reaction, isn't there?
Yes, there's a reaction about once.
And if you don't put it in there, it's over, isn't there?
It's still going in.
If you don't get it out of your nose...
It's in the back of the room.
If you don't get it out of your nose...
It's still going in there.
If you don't put it in there...
It's still going in there.
- More, more. - More, more. That's not good at all.
More, more.
Seriously?!
- You're kidding me! - You're crazy!
- It's still going in there. - It's still going in there.
- It's not?
You didn't call the action timer, did you?
It's still going in there.
More, more.
It's still going in there.
More, more.
You're kidding me!
It's still going in there.
It's not going in there!
Who would do something like that?
No, no.
Who would do something like that?
No, no.
Are you going to do it or not?
Now, grab the ball.
Grab the ball. Who's going to do it for you?
What do you mean?
No, it's going to fly. Use one hand.
Oh, I see.
That's good.
You go first.
That's good.
That was fast.
That was amazing.
That was a little hot.
You tried to fail there.
It's up to me.
It's easy.
It's okay.
I'm scared.
Yes, yes.
Why did you give it to Kurano?
That's good!
You're a man, aren't you?
That's good!
What do you mean, "that's good"?
Why don't you go home?
Why don't you go grab the ball?
On the plate...
One by one, don't break the tofu.
This is hard.
Take it to the plate.
With chopsticks?
Yes, with chopsticks.
Okay, stick it in.
That's good.
You're going to lose it!
Stop it and split it up for me.
So, this is the end of it.
Now, the compass.
What does a compass do?
It makes a beautiful circle.
I see.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
You're good!
Now, the compass.
Do it for me, too.
No!
I see.
Here you go.
That's not good at all!
You know how to do it.
It wasn't up to here.
That's not funny at all!
How about we do this at the end?
That's good.
With both hands.
Shall we do that?
With both hands.
Like this.
What are you doing?
That's too fast!
Are you crazy?
That's all for today, Hamada-san.
See you later.
This is so hard!
That's enough!
That's all for "Let's Do It!" special!
See you later!
Mr. Freaker!
Hi!
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
It's like a small video store.
Are you okay?
Actually, what's going on?
It's nothing to be angry about.
Today we're going to a party.
We're going to a party at a friend's house.
Everyone is in a convenient world now.
Whether it's science progress or civilization history,
we're going to a party at a friend's house.
Why don't you go with me?
Let's go to a party and sing a song.
Do you know it?
You know it.
Let's go!
Are you sure?
Yes, of course!
Are you sure?
Yes, of course!
Let's go!
Okay, I'm going with you.
Let's go!
Okay, I'm going with you.
Well...
Why are we going to a party at a friend's house?
We're going to a party at a friend's house.
Of course I came to see it, but I don't know what you want me to say, but it's a new work and it's open for some reason. I thought it would be nice if you said, "I'm lucky."
Do you have it? Do you have it? I don't care, but I thought you'd like a new one. Really? I'll leave it to you. Please, bring it quickly.
We don't have much time. We don't have time, so we have to do it fast.
I'll hold this. I'll hold this. I'll hold this and I'll hold this.
♪ Dun da da da dun da da da dun da da da ♪
♪ O-no-den-bo-ya-ga ♪
♪ Mirai Ohako ♪
Shut up!
It doesn't matter at all!
Why do you have to go all the way to Akihabara?
It doesn't matter! Why?
Why do you care about that huge erotic video?
Why do you care about it?
Huh? You shouldn't care about it like that!
You know, when you were filming "Grandpa and Grandma,"
someone stole your plastic bottle!
You still don't know who did it?!
Maybe one of your grandparents took it home.
It doesn't matter at all!
I didn't do anything like this!
I don't have time for you!
I'm done here!
You know, I think old people are more likely to steal things.
It's a little nostalgic, but you know "Monkey Planet," right?
I wish it was the last "don den gaeshi."
Oh, I shouldn't say it like that.
But...
Shut up!
I don't have time for you!
I'm so angry!
It's "Monkey Planet!"
No...
Why did you die?!
You saved my life back then!
You should have fought me before you died!
But you're "Monkey Planet," aren't you?!
I'm "Monkey Planet," aren't I?!
"Monkey Planet" and "Monkey Planet" have nothing in common!
Are you stupid?!
This is disgusting! Spit it out!
Laugh!
Laugh! Laugh!
Disgusting! What are you talking about?!
No, "Monkey Planet" doesn't exist!
It's too old!
Which one is it?!
What is it?!
It's a new one.
It doesn't exist?!
What do you mean it doesn't exist?!
You're weird!
Oh, you're right!
Oh! It's an anime!
Anime!
An anime that warms your heart!
"Tonari no Totoro" for example!
Bring me that anime!
That anime warms my heart!
Bring me that anime!
Hurry up!
You said you didn't have time!
"Tonari no Totoro" for example!
Tonari no Totoro
Please!
Make me emotional!
I want to eat it!
This is "Tonari no Totoro", isn't it?!
I said "Tonari no Totoro", didn't I?!
Which part of you doesn't feel warm?!
In fact, you're cold!
What are you talking about?!
Bring me that thing!
What are you thinking?!
Are you stupid?!
Stop it!
Get out of my way!
I don't have "Tonari no Totoro"!
You don't have anything!
I'm so angry!
Do you have "Alien"?
"Alien", "One", "Two", "Three"
Whichever you like!
"Alien" is good, isn't it?!
It warms my heart!
Do you have it?!
Do you really have "Alien"?!
Bring it to me!
Hurry up!
I don't have much time!
I'm in a hurry!
Bring it to me!
I want to see "Alien" as soon as possible!
Oh, my God!
Like this...
and like this...
Oh, my God!
I don't have it!
Why do I have 10 yen?
Why don't I have it?!
Oh, my God!
If you don't have it,
you can give me 10 yen from your wallet.
But if you do it, you'll get used to it.
You can't change it until it fits you.
This is not "Alien".
This is "Alien"...
"Kerian"?
"One", "Two", "One", "Two", "Three"
Before I punch you in the face...
There's something I want to say...
"Alien" like me...
I think you probably want to see it...
Don't you want to see it?
Take care of it for a little while...
Shut up, you idiot!
It doesn't matter, you idiot!
If you ever notice it,
I'll kick you out of here, you idiot!
Go to the hospital and get examined, you idiot!
You'll never come back!
Help me!
I'm sorry!
(♪ Show me love)
It's not coming out!
(♪ Show me love)
What was that?!
I'm not in the mood.
(♪ Show me love)
What was that about?!
(♪ Show me love)
Wait a minute!
You've seen a lot of Tom and Jerry's, haven't you?!
That's the head I replaced.
(♪ Show me love)
What?!
Get out of here!
(♪ Show me love)
Look at this! Get out of here!
(♪ Show me love)
In your heads!
Look!
Write this down!
And draw it over there!
(♪ Show me love)
Look!
(♪ Show me love)