AISubs v3.4
Emergency plan! Aino Hayagumi dinner show!
Wait a minute! Isn't it different?
I was surprised!
That's a love attack!
I was surprised!
I thought you were eating bread!
It's not that bad!
It's a bohemian show!
You're bohemian!
It's a bohemian show!
Yes, yes, yes!
I was forgetting something, and I thought I forgot something, and this was also part of the plan, right?
That's right!
It's a famous segment, though!
Well, for Hamada, who's watching from the hospital, I'll do my best, too!
Yes, let's go!
Are you ready for today?
Yes, yes!
There's an elevator in front of you.
Yes, yes!
You get on the elevator, right?
Yes, yes!
Get on the elevator, please!
Yes!
There, the elevator will automatically stop.
See?
Yes!
And how do you escape in that elevator?
How do you escape in that elevator?
It hasn't been built yet!
I dared to do it, and it hasn't been built yet!
Only when someone sees you can it be seen!
But you know, there's that thing in there, right?
That...
Is it an intercom?
An intercom.
With that...
Wow, he's funny! I'd better hurry up and help him!
With that kind of feeling...
Wow, you!
You're the funny one!
Do you mean you have to hurry up and help the funny one?
Yes!
Well, everyone, please stand by for the bohemian show!
Yes!
Which style is it?
Well, then, the top batter is...
Kurano-kun!
Kurano-kun.
Kurano-kun, right?
Yes.
Elevator...
He doesn't have an apartment in his house.
I'm a little happy.
Oh, you've never experienced it?
I've never experienced it.
I see.
I heard he was calling his fiancée in Tokyo.
That's right.
He was calling his fiancée.
I heard you met Itao, too.
We met.
Yes.
When Hong Kong stood in the toilet, Itao...
No, while looking at Hong Kong's back...
I thought, "Itao is cool."
I thought, "Itao is cool." I thought, "Itao is cool."
Oh, it stopped.
Should we wait for the traffic light?
You're driving too fast.
You can't drive like that.
Hey!
Well, well...
I'm trying to trick you with the tempo.
Please enjoy it!
It's the best, right?
Yes.
Everyone, please enjoy it!
Yes.
What did you do yesterday?
Yesterday...
You look scary.
Thank you.
You look better.
I'm happy.
Okay!
It's done!
Ta-dah!
47 blocks!
I don't know if 47 blocks will make you happy or not.
Who are you talking about?
Well, well, I don't know if it's high or low for the next three people.
Yes, it is.
If you don't pass this, it's a penalty game for Kongon.
Yes!
Who's next?
Yes!
I'm going!
Mr. Imawa, please.
Yes!
I'm going!
Yes!
Aren't you going to run?
No, wait a minute.
I don't know anything.
So I was like, "Okay, cut!"
You're good!
I was thinking about it in the meantime.
You're good at using the TV system.
So before I did it, I was acting like I had something.
You're a nasty guy.
Oh, but...
Wait a minute.
Give me five minutes! Five minutes!
But I'll give you five blocks of this.
Oh, no problem!
I'll give you as many blocks as you want.
Shut up and stop.
You know what I mean?
Okay, let's go!
You know what I mean?
Yes, I'm going.
Let's go!
Next up is Mr. Jibante.
Yes!
Mr. Jibante.
Please, Mr. Jibante.
Yes, I'm going now.
You're a nasty guy. You're late.
I'm going to show you my gyufu strategy.
Well, well, well!
Do it!
Shut up!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
I don't have much time left.
Oh, it stopped.
It doesn't stop...
Excuse me!
Curry udon and rice, please.
What's the situation?
The onsen is huge!
If you ask me, it's more like an NG word.
NG word?!
What should we do?!
Please wait a moment.
Thank you!
But I was thinking about the same thing.
That's great!
I was...
I was a fried rice eater!
Oh, you're funny!
Here it is!
Your score is...
What's this?!
Unable to measure.
What?!
He swung his sword!
Unable to measure.
Is it a bird?!
Get out of my way, you guys!
Are you guys birds?!
Get out of my way!
Is this a magical bird?!
Let's get out of his way!
I'd like to call the inquiry committee.
Are you going to inquire?!
Please wait a moment.
We can't say anything unless we see the other two.
For now, let's go!
I'll go first.
Itao-san, right?
Yes.
Let's go!
(phone ringing)
Oh!
Excuse me!
Could you please give me a blue light?
(music)
(laughter)
But this is pretty good.
Yes, I'm glad it's not bad.
I can't hear you laughing at all.
(laughter)
It's difficult!
Mostly Ita-chan's problems.
Too difficult!
It's too high!
That's so high!
Ita-chan!
Here it is!
Itao's score?
62 points!
Great job!
(applause)
It's too high!
In this state, it's inappropriate to say "oh".
(laughter)
62 points...
But you have the best score now, right?
(laughter)
Right?
Why do you say this is the top?
This is not even a joke.
Did you say meditation?
It's God's will.
I'm still waiting for it.
Hurry up and catch it!
No, I mean...
Hurry up!
What do you say, Mr. Imana's joke is...
It's analog good.
You're kidding me!
Wait a minute!
There's still a big catch.
I'm waiting for it.
But you're the champion last time.
Well, well, well.
As expected of the Sanmon Committee.
You were fried rice eager, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
It's still low-level!
In this edition...
Classy and colourful world's quality...
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Famous trains...
Japanese food...
Nestle Japan...
Provided by Kobayashi Pharmaceutical.
Well then, I'll be going now.
Thank you for watching.
Huh?
I'm going to take a shower first.
Higashino!
What's up?
No!
Please!
Tell me!
What's up?
It's funny!
What is it?
I don't know.
It's funny!
That's right, that's right.
Is it funny?
Mr. Higashino!
Yes?
Yes!
Here it is!
Unlimited...
Pero Pero Candy!
Wow!
To be honest, I wanted this.
Here it is, Pero Pero Candy!
This is it!
Sunday 8 o'clock is Pero Pero Candy!
So...
This is what happened.
It doesn't matter which one you like.
Do you love animals or candy?
Animals...
To be honest, I wanted to say "childishness".
What?
I wanted to say "childishness".
That's no good!
Today...
Mr. Higashino and Mr. Imada...
Yes?
Let's say "play off".
Play off!
OK!
No...
Let's go home.
Is that OK?
Let's go home.
Why?
Are you a TV person?
Is it OK if we do it?
Sorry, sorry!
It's over!
What kind of movie is it?
I know!
What?
Isn't it hard to say "play off"?
What?
Wait a minute!
Aren't you going to say it?
I just thought of it!
What?
It's funny!
It's about to leak!
Um...
That's...
Pee!
Pee is about to leak!
Yes!
There is a toilet!
Jump in and...
Come out and say a word!
What?
Jump in and come out and say a word!
Come out and say a word!
Normally you say "ah, I feel refreshed!"
Well, well...
It's funny and somehow funny!
That's...
I got it!
OK!
It's coming!
You're laughing in front of me like that!
Good! Good! Good!
Really, really!
This is really!
You're in good tempo!
I thought it was coming and...
It's coming!
Really?
It's coming!
Can I say it like this?
Yes!
Go ahead!
It's like that, right?
Yes!
OK!
Now, Mr. Imada!
Yes!
Um...
It's about to leak!
Yes!
Jump in and...
Come out and say a word!
Yes!
Then let's go! Play off! First is Mr. Imai! Please!
Ah... It's leaking! It's leaking! It's leaking!
I was just killed!
What? What? What is it?
I was just killed!
What a coincidence! What a coincidence!
You're a double Kouji, aren't you?!
You said it! You said it! Double Kouji! You said it!
It's exactly the same!
Since it's leaking...
Yes!
After you've seen it...
Ah! I got it!
You should put it out!
That's right!
Let's decide!
Yes!
Then, Mr. Higashino!
Yes!
Now that you've seen it...
Yes! Yes!
Please put it out!
Yes!
Then, please!
Ah... It's leaking! It's leaking! It's leaking!
It's leaking!
It's clean!
Huh?
It's leaking! What's going on?
It's leaking!
Um... Um...
It's leaking! What's going on?
Ah... Please excuse me for a moment.
Okay!
This is difficult, isn't it? I'm telling you.
Okay!
Alright!
I don't know, so...
Yes!
I'd like to decide like this.
What are you looking at?
Why are you laughing?
I don't know, you bastard!
What's going on?
I don't know, you bastard!
It's like this, so...
Ah! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's leaking!
No, it's not. It's the star's...
It's leaking!
Ah! So it's okay because it's a star?
It's okay.
Huh?!
It's leaking!
No, it's not.
You slipped, didn't you?
It's leaking!
Don't take it out! Don't take it out!
Arts Game!
So, Tennen-kun...
This button is for men...
Game Game Game... Tennen-bogen...
Today...
It's a little scary!
Is it?
The firework we did before...
When you go to the pool over there...
If you jump in, you'll be saved somehow.
But today, we'll do it in a staircase version.
If you look at this picture...
We're here right now.
Tennen-kun, this staircase...
If you go up the stairs...
The firework will explode in about 30 seconds.
30 seconds?
If you run up here in 30 seconds...
If you go up here, there's a pool over there.
If you jump in here, you'll be saved.
There's a blonde woman over here.
She'll split your amount.
I don't know if it's a punishment game or not!
I don't know what it is!
Thank you very much.
Well, then...
It's 30 seconds!
Yes!
30 seconds! About 30 seconds!
It's 30 seconds!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Hurry up and go!
Well, that's it.
Um...
Today, Higashino did not go as expected.
Oh!
Hahaha!
Is he dead?
Hahaha!
What's that voice?
Let's do a climax here.
George, wait for me.
Teacher, please stand up as usual.
I know.
Right?
Yes, I know.
Please say that line perfectly today.
Let's practice a little.
Yes, sir!
Oh! That's good, Andei and Nishikawa!
Well...
Oh!
Hahaha!
If you don't say it perfectly, they will get excited.
Oh!
Let's say it quickly and end it quickly!
Um...
Thank you, Nishikawa!
Thank you!
Well, girls, let's stand by!
Yes!
Let's go!
Hahaha!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then let's say it for real!
48 pairs!
Ready...
Go!
Cut!
Cut! Cut!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Teacher!
I changed it!
I changed the face!
What?
What do you mean "what?"
Please explain!
But I said I changed my face before the show started!
But...
It's a period drama, but it looks like a modern drama!
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- What are you doing? - You know it well, don't you?
- Huh?
- If you don't change your face, you'll be in trouble! - I know.
The atmosphere was a little bad, so it's a joke.
The atmosphere was really good, wasn't it?
- Don't do that! - I know, I know.
- Come on, let's decide quickly! - Yeah!
- Let's decide! - You really don't know, do you?
- You know it well! - If you don't change your face, you'll be in trouble!
- Yeah, I know, I know. - I'm counting on you!
- Let's go!
Music! Scene 48, cut!
Ready!
Start!
Cut! Cut!
Cut!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, you shorty?
What's this?
What are you doing? I'm asking you!
So... So...
What kind of car is this?
So... So...
So why did you get on the car when it's not your time?
Congratulations!
I don't need this!
Do it properly, you shorty!
Why are you holding a gun?
A sword! A sword!
What's wrong with you?
Do it properly, you shorty!
My brain is working properly.
What?
Do it properly, you shorty!
I know. I know.
I'm asking you!
Shorty...
Shorty, do it!
Shorty...
Have you gone mad?
You took my car and came here!
Shorty!
Do it properly!
Yes!
Do it properly!
Next time, I'll do it properly!
Excuse me, cameraman!
I'll ask you one more time!
I'm sorry, Hanashima.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it properly for the last time!
Are you okay?
Yes, a little more...
What are you doing?
You took my car and came here!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, Hanashima!
I'm sorry, I'm counting on you!
No, no, but...
Next time, I'll do it properly!
Yes!
Number 5!
C-48 Captain!
Ready...
Go!
(all laughing)
Let's go, samurai!
Let's go!
Come!
Let's go!
(all laughing)
Don't touch me!
(all laughing)
Aaaah!
(all laughing)
All of you!
All of you! Don't show up like that!
Keep some space!
Don't show up like that!
Don't hide it in your panties!
Take it off!
Ta-dah!
Awesome!
Don't put it on me!
Oh, I forgot my snack!
Don't cry like that!
Then I'll give you one of my bananas.
You did it! Here, eat it!
I don't want that rotten banana!
What are you saying? Just eat it for now!
What do you mean?
I don't like it...
It's good and sweet!
Do you know why it's so good?
I don't know...
It's because it's rotten!
So you're saying it tastes better when it's rotten?
That's right!
People who buy rotten bananas can say that they've been deceived by the rotten banana!
Oh, so it's a different story!
That's right! Once you know the taste of it, you can't eat it!
So if you put this rotten banana in a fruit store?
If you say it like that, it's a great success!
You did it!
As long as it's rotten!
That's right!
It's a good story, isn't it, Onii-san?
Even if you sell CDs like that, we can't sell them!
Please!
Please sell it!
It's bad for you to see it, but it's a great song!
That's right! It's a great song!
Well, I like rotten bananas, but...
Then sell it!
It's a rotten banana!
The taste is the best in the world!
Please!
Ishinobu-kun, say something!
Please!
It's good, but...
Please!
Please sell it!
Please, Kobachi!
Please!
It's a good song!
If you say it like that, Kobachi will follow you!
Hey!
Manager, we're here to sell CDs!
It's bad for you to see it like that, isn't it?
Why? Just buy it for me!
I won't!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Are you stupid?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Are you stupid?
Stop it!
Are you stupid?
Stop it!
Are you stupid?
There's no staff like you!
Are you stupid?!
Stop it!
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?!
So we've come this far...
Right now...
I'm like a rock on top of a rock.
I can't move forward or backward...
...because of fate.
Cherry blossoms, huh?
Ouch!
Ah, he's licking me again!
What's wrong with your finger?
No, it's nothing.
You're bleeding!
Shinobu...
Kizuta...
Is there something you're hiding from me?
No, there's nothing!
What's wrong, Shinobu?
You're lying!
I'm just asking!
What's with you?!
Spring is heavy...
Oh, excuse me.
No, I thought there might be a song called "memories" stuck in here.
It was my misunderstanding. I'm sorry.
Are you Shusaku Sugihara?
What?
That's right! I remember you! You used to be Ryans' Shusaku Sugihara.
You were called "the genius strucker", but three years ago, in the middle of the season, you suddenly quit.
That's right. I'm Shusaku Sugihara, a man who erased his past.
Is that a joke?
If it's a joke, it's a big joke!
Dad!
Shinobu...
What?
Do you think it's right for me to do this to you, Shinobu?
Dad!
Shinobu!
What are you doing, Dad?
What's wrong with you?
Dad, it's not like that!
You became...
a part of...
this hotel's...
g-guitar band!
And...
He's a phantom baseball player!
He's a great new work!
It doesn't matter.
What's wrong with you?
What is it, dad?
It's like this.
The dinner party rumor was a failure.
That's...
Right?
You may have just made it up, but...
For people who saw it...
It's a terrible play, you know?
Dad!
You've lost a lot!
Dad!
It was your first time, too.
You won't fail again!
I won't!
Even if I had a second chance...
I should have answered.
Right?
What should I do?
Please...
Shinobuto...
For me...
Don't come near me anymore.
Okay?
You're pretty mad at me.
Don't get mad at me, dad!
You'll make me mad.
What are you laughing about?
You're gross.
Can I...
Ask you this without crying?
Ask me?
Yes!
Because it's like...
It's like when I was with Yumiko!
You...
No matter what happens, hold on to love!
Otherwise you'll become...
A love ghost like me!
What are you saying?
You're gross!
Got it.
Dad!
Don't you have the word "love"?
Sugihara-san!
What happened here?
Tell me, Sugihara-san!
Yes!
In my life, I only loved one woman, Yumiko.
And Yumiko...
Died under this cherry tree.
She drank white medicine under this cherry tree...
And died!
And then...
This cherry tree came back to life.
You stink.
Give me back my tears.
Who's going to believe you?
Dad!
Smile for me!
I can't!
I'm mad at you!
Sugihara Yumiko!
Sugihara-san, Yumiko-san still loves you.
What's with you?
Cherry blossoms. Cherry blossoms.
Yumiko-san is picking you up like a cherry blossom.
Look at this!
Look!
If this flower withers, let's make a bat out of this cherry tree.
And we'll go back to the pitchfork with Yumiko- san.
Yumiko!
Father, do you understand now?
I can't stop anymore.
Shinobu, you're the worst!
Shinobu, let's end this.
I'm tired.
Heavy spring is passing by.
Cherry blossoms are falling down.
And soon dark darkness will come.
When will me and Shinobu's spring come?
(Laughs)
DJ Mocho!
Over the Galaxy!
(KAMEN RIDER WAFU)
Why am I a wafu? I don't care.
(KAMEN RIDER WAFU)
(KAMEN RIDER WAFU) (KAMEN RIDER WAFU)
He fell in the water
Today he fell in the water
There is an explosion device installed
Carrie to the east
Kick attack, to the butt, to the back, to the butt, again to the butt
This is wonderful
Hayase, Moden and Hangeki
Now, he will fall in the water
Carrie to the east, dangerous!
On the contrary, he will fall in the water
From his head
Explosion!
The last is a reversal
Carrie to the east
In this dangerous situation
He used his legs
Carrie to the east
However, somehow
He is trying to stand up
He will do it
He fell in the water
Carrie to the west
Donking
He is worried
Even though his legs are up
He fell in the water
Carrie to the east
This kind of thing
Everyone knows it
Carrie is playing
He was thrown away!
Looking at his mother being thrown away
Maho-chan, what do you think?
Marie-chan! Marie-chan!
It hurts!
When will this rope
Let the player fly away?
He was taken away!
He was taken away! He was taken away!
He attacked Higashino's back!
It's Kimura-chan!
A new partner has been born for Ratt Carry Higashino!
This is Kimura-chan!
And now for the real matchup.
Wyton Kimura vs. Kimura-chan, Higashino's new partner!
Now, tackle! One tackle! Two tackles!
It's a draw!
Now, and...
A tackle is a draw!
And a draw!
Now...
He's trying to attack Higashino's back!
Now, from behind...
He's attacking from behind...
Oh, it's a draw!
Today's opponent is a female pro-wrestler, but...
A one-step backdrop!
And now...
Will he be able to block it?
Jaguar is here!
An arm-shaking reverse cross!
An arm-shaking reverse cross is in place!
Will Higashino be able to escape?
An arm-shaking reverse cross is in place!
An arm-shaking reverse cross...
Now...
His arm is about to break!
Oh, no!
His arms are reduced!
An arm-shaking reverse cross!
An arm-shaking reverse cross is in place!
Jaguar is here!
Now, the last one is...
An arm-shaking reverse cross!
An arm-shaking reverse cross is in place!
Now...
Higashino grabbed his back!
Now...
From the top rope...
Higashino grabs top rope!
And now...
Now...
Another tackle!
And now...
It's a battle of targets!
Come on!
Lanyard is slightly dodged!
Now...
Oh my! A headbutt!
And a dropkick!
A headbutt!
One more time!
He took him down!
Headbutt!
A headbutt!
It's been a while since I've done this!
A headbutt!
Kibura-chan is in pain!
A headbutt!
Kibura-chan is in pain!
And a headbutt!
Kibura-chan is in pain!
And a headbutt!
Kibura-chan is in pain!
You lied!
Excuse me! I'm sorry!
Why did you do it?!
Today, I got a good idea!
Today, we're going to have a party.
Today's party is a gathering of foreigners.
I like Japanese food.
I like Japanese sweets.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't know much about foreign things.
I'll leave it to you.
Are you sure?
We don't have much time.
We're already ten minutes late.
I want you to hurry up.
That's right.
Do it like this.
I like you!
Stop it!
It's old! It's old!
Why do I have to sing like that?
It's no use.
What do you mean you like me?
It doesn't matter. Why are you dressing like an Indian in a place like this?
You're wrong! You don't know anything!
You're wrong! You're always getting beaten up!
You're a little scary!
You're wrong! You don't know anything! I'll teach you a lesson!
How do you say it? Do you say "mitarashitango"?
Can you do me a favor?
I'm sorry! Let me go! I don't have much time!
Do you say "mitarashitango"?
Not at all! I don't even know how to say "rich"!
I'm angry! You disgusting bingo player!
You disgusting bingo player!
You disgusting dango player!
You're too far away!
You don't know anything! I don't need this!
You're doing "mitarashitango"!
Hurry up and do it!
Driving is fun!
You're dangerous!
You're like a car!
You're like a bongo!
You're too far away!
You're too far away! Stop it!
You're embarrassing me!
You're like a bongo!
Hurry up! I don't have much time!
You're like a bongo!
You're too far away! Stop it!
You're like a bongo!
You're too far away! Stop it!
You're inconveniencing me!
You're too far away! Stop it!
You're embarrassing me.
Oh, it's not like that! It's not like that at all!
It's not like that! I don't want the word "metallic"! Just say it's not like that!
Is there such a thing?!
You've been doing it like that since the beginning!
What are you thinking about? You're just going to keep doing it like that!
You can't do that!
There's that, you know...
It's like a mismatch of deliciousness.
At first I didn't think it'd be this good, but once you eat it, it's surprisingly good.
There's that thing called "strawberry daifuku".
Is there such a thing?
There is, isn't there? It's so good! Bring it over!
Is there really such a thing?!
Hurry up!
Yeah, it's "strawberry daifuku"!
If you don't hurry up, I'll be late for about 20 minutes.
I'm begging you!
Let's try this out.
Like this...
Man, it's hard to get a strawberry daifuku to eat.
Strawberry daifuku...
Sunday daifuku, right?
♪ I asked for a strawberry daifuku ♪
♪ I brought Sunday daifuku ♪
♪ I was licked, but I noticed ♪
♪ Just like that, drive ♪
(music)
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