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(music)
Mr. Baker!
Hi!
(laughter)
Hey, I'm sorry, but you look like you're free.
What is this shop? Are you free? (laughter)
No, no, actually, I have to go to a party today, but I can't go empty-handed,
so I thought I'd take some fish with me, and this is the fish shop. (laughter)
I'd like to take you there, but what I'd like to ask you today is,
what are the three conditions for fish? (laughter)
One is fresh, and low budget, and the other is that you have to go out of your way! (laughter)
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? (laughter)
But you know, I thought I'd include this, too. (laughter)
Laughter is not something you can laugh about even if you're too close,
or if you go too far, you go too far, and you don't know what you're talking about.
It's not that difficult of a content, so you don't have to look at the beans. (laughter)
Oh, it's all right, it's all right.
Oh, you're so polite, aren't you? (laughter)
Why are you looking at me like that?
Well, you know, I don't know what you're talking about,
so I'll take you to a party and you'll be happy about it.
Oh, I'll leave it to you.
Yeah, yeah, bring me something.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't know why you're going out of your way.
(humming)
(laughter)
You're wearing this, aren't you?
You're like this, aren't you?
You're wearing this, too, aren't you?
(humming)
(laughter)
I don't want it.
You shouldn't have come here.
You shouldn't have come to see the fish.
You shouldn't have come to a party.
You shouldn't have done this.
Why are you talking about politics in Indian clothes?
You don't know anything.
Are you stupid?
You will be punished for 15 minutes if you use sexual massage in public.
Leave me alone!
Follow the rules of society!
What's wrong with you?
Are you upset?
What's wrong with you?
You look upset.
I don't like it.
You shouldn't have done it.
You should have done it properly.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
I don't know why people like parties.
Maybe it's because of the food.
Maybe it's because of the sashimi.
Mr. Toshio, no matter how much we love each other, we can't get married.
Yes, I'm the child your father raised.
Yes, you and I are brothers.
No matter how much we love each other, we can't get married.
This is a lonely reunion, isn't it?
I'm talking about a sashimi reunion, isn't it?
A lonely reunion and a sashimi reunion and a lonely reunion and a sashimi reunion are completely different, aren't they?
It's like 100,000 yen, 50,000 yen, a parting of fate, isn't it?
You've done it before, haven't you?
A lonely reunion and a sashimi reunion have nothing to do with each other.
Their silhouettes are different.
You don't have to look it up.
Even if you look it up, you won't get customers like this again.
You won't learn anything.
I'm begging you.
Why do you have to wear it like this?
You're wrong!
You really don't know anything, do you?
It's not like that!
Why do you have to wear a minicone like this?
You really don't know anything, do you?
Don't you have anything you can bring to a party and make people happy?
What is it?
What?
Why do you have to wear it like this?
It's not like that!
Oh, now you're talking about what you just said.
Stop it, you idiot!
You know, I heard you in the car.
Alone.
You know, you were listening to "Now Romantic".
You're a rare one, aren't you?
Why don't you listen to your own music?
You don't know anything.
And you don't know it at all.
Are you trying to memorize it or what?
If you don't memorize it, I'll hit you!
You know, that's enough.
You know, there's something about love...
Oh, is it too deep?
Should I just say "hey" here?
Is it too deep to say this?
I don't think so, but I'll say it anyway.
You know, there's something about love...
No, it's too early for that, so...
Oh, I'm sorry, forget it.
I think I said it wrong...
What?
You don't have it?
You have it?
That's fast! You still haven't brought it?
Do you have the first month?
Really?
You can find it anywhere, but you still haven't left it?
You! Bring me the first month!
The first month!
Oh, I'm so happy!
Oh, this is...
Oh, wow...
Wow...
This first month is so interesting...
There's no place for it to fly...
There's no place for it to take a bath...
Wow, this first month...
Summer holiday?
This first month...
It's August!
What you gave me...
It's not the first month, it's August!
I loved you, but...
I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
What you gave me...
It's not the first month, it's August!
Yes!
Who gave you permission to perform?!
Mother!
Who gave you permission?!
I wish I could buy something like that...
The truth is shit!
What kind of shit is that?!
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Thank you!
Tonight's game is perfect for you!
So challenging again!
Jolyon begins to get four shots in the hoop!
That's it!
Send the enemy team to the big balloon!
That's all for good!
Don't concentrate!
Yo! Perfecto!
I know this song!
It's the same as last time, right?
Yes!
The four of you continue and win!
Yes!
I think the viewers are thinking that this is the second shot of the second shot.
No, it's not!
Why are you taking the first shot?
It's been a week since last week.
I'll do it today.
It's been a week!
What's up with you?!
What are you going to do?
You lost again?!
Let's go!
Stand by!
The first shot is...
The captain will go first?
Yes!
I got it!
Go for it!
Perfecto!
Let's go!
It's started again!
Let's go!
The captain will go first?
Let's go!
The captain of Fukushima will go first.
It's started again!
What's up with you?!
Go for it!
It's started again!
Go for it!
Matcha, go for it!
Stop it! It makes me nervous!
Matcha, go for it!
I don't know how to do it!
I can't do it twice!
Eat it! Look! Eat it!
Go for it!
If you don't do it like this, you can't do it.
Everyone does it like this.
If you do it like that, you can't do it.
If you don't do it like that, you can't do it.
Thank you very much.
He's shaking like a bamboo shoot.
He's got a bad posture and his body is twisted.
Let me do what I want to do.
Young people and dogs.
My heart is pounding.
The bad air is still flowing.
Idiot!
It's a team fight!
You're not popular if you don't do like this!
It's a joke!
It's an old joke!
Which one is worse?
It's an old joke.
Neither of them is funny.
It's an old joke.
Why do you say that?
It's an old joke.
Wow!
Neither of them is funny.
It's an old joke.
Idiot!
I haven't seen you do it yet!
My grandpa does it.
Look at him!
He's got an iron weapon!
He's got a kakeyari!
That's for girls!
Don't say that!
Calm down!
That's weird!
Show me how you do it!
One more!
Two more!
What's wrong with you?
(whistle)
He's there!
I'm going in! I'm going in!
I'm going in!
It's not common to win under this pressure, is it?
No, no, go from below.
I don't know if I can go in or not.
Hong Kong failed last time, didn't they?
That's right.
Team Matsumoto!
If I go in...
I'll beat you up!
Matsumoto-san, what's wrong?
It's...
painful!
Am I going to die?
You're not going to die!
It's dangerous if you have bangs like that!
Yes, yes.
I'm going in!
Take it off!
Please!
Take it off!
Please!
This is the last one!
Take it off!
Ready, set, go!
And the winner is...
Hama CM!
You're not the only one with a bad reason.
Hama CM won by 20 points.
Hama CM won by a perfect free throw.
That's it for the team fight!
(sound of engine starting)
It's finally snowing!
Shinobu!
It's okay, but you should rest a little.
It's okay! It's better to exercise a little.
Hey! Are you okay? You're not the only one who's injured.
I'm sorry.
I said too much.
Shinobu!
I...
worked so hard to get this shop, so...
I'm really sorry.
Don't make that face!
Come on, smile! It's bad for your stomach!
Show me your best smile! Come on, smile!
Good boy!
Hey! Shinobu!
I'm going to eat you!
Hey! Shinobu, I'm going to eat you! Wait for me, Shinobu!
I got you!
I'm going to do the dishes!
It was a very warm night.
I'm scared of losing this happiness, so I'm crying a little.
Just a little.
Good evening.
Is it night-time already?
Yes.
I'm sorry, but could you give me a drink?
But I've already put out the fire.
It's okay. We don't have a sign.
When the last customer leaves, that's the sign.
I'm sorry.
Then could you give me something warm...
Okay.
Excuse me.
There's only leftovers.
No, it's fine.
On days like this, if only there was a little bit of warmth in one's heart...
Here you go.
Be careful, okay?
The alcohol will wash away the tears you shed in your heart.
Shinobu!
I finally found you!
Dad!
Riku...
You let Miyamoto Shinobu work and you're fine with that?!
Dad, don't blame Ryu!
Ryu became the owner of a small restaurant!
What do you mean "small restaurant"?!
You have a bad taste!
According to what you looked up,
even the master of a Western restaurant seems to be making a huge mistake!
Dad, let's talk in public.
No!
Let's talk in public!
Why do you blame me, dad?
Why don't you look at me warmly?
Look at you warmly?
Even if you do that, there's nothing you can do about it!
This isn't the only place you're causing trouble!
What should I do?!
Apologize!
Apologize to the people of this world!
Say you'll never be a master again!
Say you don't have enough strength!
No...
Shinobu, what's wrong?!
What?!
Ryu, hurry and call the doctor!
Call the doctor!
The owner is here.
You?!
Don't worry, it's thanks to the alcohol.
I'll let you raise a fine baby.
Yes.
Who are you?
Me?
I am a guide who leads a small life to a good place.
Disgusting!
But...
Why do you have such a face?
- Dad! - Did something happen?
Dad!
A dignified life is born!
- Please excuse me! - Dad!
- Is it about time?
That mouse!
Did you see it?
It may be useful...
...but a doctor's skill is nothing.
- There's no way we can trust you! - Shut up!
Dad...
Can you hear me?
The life...
...of a newborn baby...
...is now...
...telling its mother goodbye.
It's painful and the baby is born crying.
Let's warmly watch...
...the cruel beginning of the journey.
Even if life is painful...
...flowers will bloom and spring will come.
Flowers will become fruit...
...and cold winter will come.
Humans are sad creatures, aren't they?
Dad...
Dad!
He's not here.
Spring has passed and night has come.
White snow continues to fall in the sky.
(Bell rings)
(Splash)
I got you!
(Laughter)
I'll hit you!
(Laughter)
I'll hit you!
(Laughter)
Hey! Hey!
Don't you smell something?
It stinks!
(Footsteps)
I know!
(Laughter)
Hey! Hey!
Don't you smell something?
It stinks!
(Footsteps)
(Laughter)
I know!
Don't you smell something?
(Laughter)
(Footsteps)
Umbaba!
(Laughter)
(Footsteps)
Umbaba!
(Laughter)
Don't you smell something?
(Laughter)
Umbaba!
(Laughter)
Umbaba!
(Laughter)
Umbaba!
(Laughter)
(Footsteps)
You're lucky!
Umbaba!
What's that?
Umbaba!
What's that?
Luck isn't something you wait for, but something you grab!
Umbaba!
Should we...should we stop?
It's tough...
It's sad...
It's sad, huh?
It can't be helped...
What about you?
It's kind of sad...
What about you, Umbaba?
Well...well...well...
Let's hurry up and do it!
Okay!
I don't mind!
I don't mind at all!
Thank you!
I'd like to speak more, but...
I'm at my limit!
Are you at your limit?
Can someone do it next week?
Is it that bad?
You say it's bad, but who says it's bad?!
You say it's bad!
East...
Umbaba...
Next week...
Next week, Umbaba?
Umbaba is tough...
That's all...that's all I can think of...
Let's do it...
It's sad...
That's it for today...
Don't worry about it!
Emergency Plan
"Pick up girls"!
All right, let's go!
This is interesting...
Thank you!
Now, we will...
pick up girls in front of Shinjuku Alter!
All right!
Please put it in the karaoke box!
We will!
The one who picks up more girls...
is the winner!
"Pick up"?
That's right, Mr. Matsumoto!
That's right!
That's what you mean by "pick up"?
That's right!
All right?
The entertainment world is "pick up"!
It's not "pick up"...
It is "pick up"!
And the one who picks up...
is "love"...
and "love" is "pick up"!
No, it's not "pick up"...
Just let me pass the car!
Let me pass the car!
You don't have to say anything!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
I knew it!
You ran before, didn't you?
Yes!
I asked you to do it!
I didn't specifically ask you to do it, but...
Which one is it?
I don't know!
Everyone!
Please listen to me!
Yes!
Just casually...
We're doing it for real, aren't we?
Yes!
Just casually...
we're telling girls...
what we're doing...
so that they don't know what we're doing.
It's okay if they know what we're doing, but...
It's not like we're saying anything wrong!
It's hard to make it so that they don't know what we're doing.
Yes, yes.
No, no!
It's okay if you don't continue!
Are you going to continue or not?!
No, we're going to continue!
Let's do it!
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it, okay?
No, but...
You!
It's been a while!
Is it over?
It's over!
Okay, take it off!
Okay, go ahead!
I'm sorry, grandchild, but...
I can't shake it off!
Shake it off!
Is it okay?
Is it okay if my head hits it like this?
Isn't that a problem?
It's not a problem.
If you don't make a loud noise, it won't count as a point.
It won't count.
Let's go pick up girls first!
Let's go to Altermai!
Let's go!
Let's go to Altermai!
Altermai is pretty good.
It's not like it's in a good mood.
It's so smooth.
It's pretty!
It's not like it's ugly, but it's nice.
Excuse me, where do you live?
Is it far?
Isn't it far? Where do you live?
We live in the city.
In the city?
Do you have a boyfriend or something?
I don't have a boyfriend.
You don't have one?
Where are you going now?
Ah, good evening.
Ah, let's talk.
Is it hard for you to drink?
No, it's not hard for me to drink.
I'm out of breath, right?
Right?
Yes.
I'm out of breath.
So, we've finished picking up girls.
Yes, we have.
Yes.
We've heard a lot about it.
Yes, we have.
We've been waiting for it for a long time.
I'm sorry.
We've been waiting for it for a long time.
I see.
Three of you!
Can we do it?
We can do it forever.
Of course.
You'll see the glass tens and sing with four of you.
You'll sing with four of you and you'll have 30 seconds left.
I see.
You'll think you're losing while you're singing with the glass tens.
30 seconds after you've finished singing is a shock.
I haven't heard that story in a while.
Maybe you'll get angry and leave.
You can't leave like that.
I won't leave like that.
Don't make me cry.
Tell me about it.
You'll stem yourself from falling.
I see.
You can probably fall.
You can risk your life.
You can risk your life right?
Yes, that's right.
I'll take any risks as I like.
Be men and women as men and women.
That's nice.
Right?
Don't worry about me.
In the shadow domain, in love...
Look at that face.
What is going on with you?
Oh, sorry!
Sorry!
Shall we have a toast?
Yes!
Shall we?
Cheers!
To our meeting!
Cheers!
What's up with you guys?
What? Are you doing this all of a sudden?
Sorry, but let's cheer for them.
This is bad.
I can't do this.
You can't do this to me!
Come over here, Mori.
What you doing?!
Why you!
Omo-san, please hold this.
You're right.
I don't want.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't like you.
I'm sick of you.
I guess...
She's losing it.
Really.
She was frowning.
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You're the one who hates it, and you're the one who doesn't like it.
Ouch!
It hurts!
Are you okay?
If you're not okay, can someone bring a bandage?
It hurts so much!
I'm sorry! It really hurts!
The girl on the far left hasn't been beaten up much.
This guy is the worst.
Ouch!
I'm begging you!
Ouch!
It hurts so much!
I can't get up! I can't get up!
Ouch!
Why does it hurt so much?!
It's not a bad thing, everyone.
You're the one who hates it, and you're the one who doesn't like it.
Ouch!
It hurts so much!
With a swimsuit?
Yes, with a swimsuit.
Ouch!
It still hurts.
What are you aiming for?
I'm aiming for it! I'm aiming for it!
Are you drunk?
I'm not drunk! I'm not an ordinary human!
You spilled it! You spilled it!
I almost spilled it!
I'm surprised!
What are you doing?!
Come over here! Come over here!
Come over here!
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Come over here! Boo! Boo! Boo!
It hurts in here!
Are you okay?!
It really hurts!
I'm sorry! Good evening!
Right now...
It's still...
It's still leading, isn't it?
Right now...
It's still leading, isn't it?
Right now...
[?]
- Hong Kong. - Hong Kong, yeah.
- It's not a coincidence that Hong Kong is in front of us. - Yeah, it's right in front of us.
- Also, Last Spurt. I can't even count it anymore. - Hey, you!
- Last Spurt! - Yeah, that's right.
- I can't count it anymore. - Try as hard as you can.
Because I'm counting it from above my fingertips.
- By the way, we have a general result. - Yes.
Imada 54, Itao 38, Higashino 52, Kurano 26...
So, Last Spurt is...
- Imada 54! - Yeah!
- I can't believe it! - The first...
- Last Spurt...
- The first one was good, Imada 54. - Yeah.
I think Higashino's first floor is completely empty.
- So, that's it. - Emergency meeting.
- Last Spurt has been decided! - Well done!
- You, stop it! - You're late!
- You're late!
- Excuse me! - I'm hungry.
- Wait, it's been one hour! - Yes!
- That's fine. - Then I'll go.
- I'm really hungry! You're late! - You're late!
- There he is! - There he is!
- Who is it? - It's me.
- Two of them. - Excuse me!
- You're late. - You're late.
Excuse me for a moment.
What do you mean, "excuse me for a moment"?
Are you going to eat again?
- Well... - Huh?
What's this?
Huh? Curry?
- Curry is... - What's this? - What's this? - What's this?
- Curry is... - Curry is...
- Didn't you say it? - I said it. Curry is...
- I'm sure you said it 100%. - I said it. I really said it.
- I said it. Curry is... - Curry is...
Hey! Hey!
- What's with that face? - He looked at me with a serious face.
- It's disgusting. - It's disgusting, middle-aged man!
- You're a big boy. - You're a big boy.
- Middle-aged man, don't glare at me. - I just said it.
- You said it!
Don't avoid it. It's cold.
- Don't avoid it! - Yes.
- What's wrong with me? - What's wrong with you?
- You're not saying curry, so you're saying it wrong? - Yes.
Oh, well, it's not like I'm upset or anything. I'm saying it wrong.
- What do you mean, "upset or anything"? - It's not like you're upset or anything.
- It's normal!
It's cold! It's cold!
It doesn't matter if it's cold or not!
- I just said it with a serious face! - It's not like you're upset or anything!
- You're a big boy. - You're a big boy.
- Don't glare at me. - It's a small world.
- Why are you putting your hands in your pocket? - Why are you putting your hands in your pocket?
- Hey! - Hey!
- It's disgusting. - It's disgusting.
- You're not looking at me, are you? - You're not looking at me, are you?
- Everyone's in the same situation. - You're not looking at me, are you?
- Especially him, he's nice to me. - You're not looking at me, are you?
Will you help me?
- It's cold! - It's cold!
- You're a big boy! - You're a big boy!
- Are you crazy? - Why are you bringing me ice coffee?
- It's cold! - It's cold!
- At least bring me some hot coffee! - Yeah.
- I'm sure... - That's enough!
- Yeah.
- Put it in. - Yeah.
- Shall we start? - Yeah, let's start.
Hey!
- Everybody! - What do you want me to do? - Hey!
- What do you want me to do? - What do you want me to do? - You!
- There are three of them. - Three of them?
- Hey! - What are you doing? - Let me do it. - Where do you put the ice?
- What are you doing? - When I put it in, it kept dripping.
- Wait, wait, wait. - It's raining. - Why did you put it in? Tell me.
- Why did you put in so much? - Whose is it? - Whose is it? The number of people is increasing.
I like it like that.
- Hey! - Whose is it? - Hey! - Hey!
- It's disgusting! - Stop it! - Stop it! - It's disgusting!
- Stop it! - This is pretty... - It's dangerous! - It's dangerous! - Stop it! - It's dangerous!
- What are you doing? - Stop it! - Whose is it? Black beer is all.
- It's game over. - Game over! - Game over! - Please don't make that reaction.
- Maybe I accidentally said it, and it just happened. - Good morning. - Why are you... - Can I call the police? - Why you?
Why do you say such a thing?
If you hit me, I'll be cold with you.
If you hit me, I won't say such a thing.
Why do you say such a thing?
You say such a thing.
You say such a thing a lot.
So, when you say something, don't say "I'm sorry."
Everyone is paying attention to you.
So, when you say "I'm sorry," say it later.
Don't say "I understand" when you say "I see."
I see.
You're clumsy.
What do you mean "I see"?
Are you higher than me?
I'm not higher than you.
What do you mean "I see"?
I've never drunk ice coffee before.
You're clumsy.
If you say it like that, it's over.
Should I quit this world?
What do you mean?
I don't know. Should I quit?
Shouldn't you quit?
No, please let me do my best.
No!
I want you to say it.
But you said you were good at it.
No, when I was a student...
Where are you from?
Tokushima. Mikamo. Mikamo.
Mikamo. Mikamo.
No one asked you.
Let me do my best.
Do you know "bubble dance"?
Yes, I know.
Dance for me.
It's cold!
Don't say "it's cold"!
It's cold!
Don't say "it's cold" or "it's cold"!
It's hard.
Hey!
Don't hate me!
Hey!
What's with that face?
I'll do the dance myself.
Excuse me.
What?
What did you say?
Oh, never mind.
What's up with him?
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