AISubs v3.4
THE TEAM PHANTASM!
I'm Shibata Wada!
And today, we're going to look back at...
...the only team in the world...
...that hasn't lost a match yet!
What team?
TEAM PHANTASM!
Why are you in there?
I'm the team leader!
Alright!
I'm in!
Alright!
No, no, no! I'm the representative!
It's alright, it's alright.
Stop it!
I'm in!
Hurry up and let me in!
"Hurry up and let me in"?
I don't know. It doesn't make sense.
Will I fall over there?
It's obvious!
It's obvious you fell over there!
I did it!
Let's go!
Hey!
Go!
That's my guy!
Shut up, you!
Three, two, one, go!
Go!
What's going on?
I can't move at all!
Wait, wait, wait!
I can't move!
Where are you going?
I don't know!
Wait, wait, wait!
What? What?
Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Go home!
Home!
Wow!
I can't do it anymore.
I won't do it again.
Let's go!
I did it!
Let's do it!
Leader!
I'm sorry!
Let's do it!
Here you go!
(music)
Thank you very much!
Let's go!
One, two, three!
It's so fast!
One, two, three!
(cheers and applause)
This size is...
Iron!
(cheers and applause)
Here we go!
One million yen.
Ready...
Start!
(cheers and applause)
One more time! One more time!
"Shumon Bun no Hi" (Japanese newspaper)
Correct!
You got it!
Slowly coming back!
Next is Hana's team!
"Kenkoku Kinenbi" (Japanese National Day)
Correct!
"Kenkoku Kinenbi" (Japanese National Day)
Correct!
What a shock!
"Kenkoku Kinenbi" (Japanese National Day)
I just said it!
"Kotobun no Hi" (Japanese National Day)
Good job!
"Bunka no Hi" (Japanese National Day)
Correct!
"Ariba Bunka" (Japanese National Day)
"Bunka Bunka" (Japanese National Day)
"Bunko Bunka" (Japanese National Day)
Correct!
"Kenno Danjoubi" (Japanese National Birthday)
Correct!
"Kenno Danjoubi" (Japanese National Birthday)
The third round is...
Captain vs Captain!
The third round of Captain vs Captain is...
50 meters!
On your marks...
Set...
Go!
The next is...
Running and jumping competition!
Now, Captain Matsuma, let's go!
Go!
I can't jump as much as I thought...
OK!
Yes!
He did it!
His record is...
3 meters and 90 centimeters!
The last competition...
All of you will participate!
The relay race of 2 meters!
Ninety-five! The Team Five!
Up until now, the battle has been Rock vs. Juke!
Team Amada is the final repair!
And from the right, our team's final battle continues!
Tonight's guests are...
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Damn it!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is it your first baby?
Yes, do you know?
You've been nervous for a while.
I just can't calm down.
At times like this, women have more responsibility, don't they?
Maybe you're right.
Is it your husband?
Does it look like it?
It's my father.
Is it your grandson?
Congratulations.
I'm not happy.
Yes!
It's a boy!
Congratulations!
It's a boy!
Hurry up!
Thank you very much!
I envy you.
I'm going to give birth.
What are you talking about, Shinobu?
This child has no sin.
I'm raising the child alone.
So please let me give birth.
Don't say no!
I want you to marry a better man and live a happy family life.
I don't want you to ruin your future for that man's child.
You're amazing!
Suzuhara-san!
Suzuhara Shinobu-san!
Now, go!
Shinobu!
Brother!
Are you all right?
When I got home, I wrote you a letter.
I'm really sorry, Shinobu.
I'm like this, so please let me talk to you.
Get off me!
Who are you?
You're not qualified to be a human's father.
Father!
What are you looking at?
If you have something to say, say it!
Father!
You're too reckless!
Why are you trying to put out the fire of dignity and beautiful life?
No, you're not. You're just greedy.
Your dirty life, full of money and power, and your dirty heart are dirty.
That's why! That's why!
The most beautiful crystal of love in the world is trying to bury you in the dark!
My brother is talking big. I know everything.
There was a police officer I knew.
- Hinobu, this man is... - It doesn't matter!
What happened in the past doesn't matter!
I love the future me and this man!
Shinobu...
Hinobu! Wake up!
Yes, sir!
Your happiness, I'll find it for you!
And for that, you have to be beautiful!
Father...
Let me say something, too.
Who are you?
- Sensei... - Father...
I'll raise Shinobu's child well.
What did you say?
I didn't mean to offend you, but I'll tell you what I said.
Father, you have such a fine father for your child.
Fine? Where is he fine? He's not my father!
Besides, Sensei...
There's a machine you put your legs like this...
Open your legs more!
Dad! Listen to me!
What did that machine say?
Listen to me!
I've never seen it on TV!
I'll say it again!
Put me on that machine!
Hurry up!
Dad's sad position...
Thinking of his daughter...
I know how you feel!
But...
What did it say?
The life inside you is wonderful and priceless!
The saddest thing about me as a doctor...
Is when I can't save someone's life...
Yes...
What is it?
As a doctor...
As a citizen...
I feel helpless...
So no matter how small a life you have...
I want you to treasure it!
Do you understand?
I didn't hear you, professor...
I'll say it again, professor!
As a doctor...
I want you to treasure it!
Do you understand?
No, I don't!
I do!
What did it say?
As a doctor...
As a citizen...
I want you to treasure it!
I don't understand!
Professor...
Thank you!
Don't overdo it!
Professor...
Think about what you did again!
For a moment of pleasure...
You tried to make a woman unhappy...
Professor...
If only I had a little more strength...
I'm sorry.
Miyu, stand up.
Thank you.
Humans have become humans by standing up.
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, when monkeys descended from trees and began to walk on two legs, humans began to live as humans.
You know, don't you?
And we learned the meaning of love.
Right, dad?
N-no...
Not again!
[laughter]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present the biggest event of the century never seen before.
The most macho struggle of all time.
Man against man, winning the match by kissing.
It's called "Seppun Dojo"!
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back.
Yes, yes, yes.
I can't believe we're going to the 2nd Masadako's Seppun Dojo.
I didn't think of it either.
At the 1st party, we received a lot of phone calls.
[laughter]
What are you doing at 8 at night?
[laughter]
It's an amazing project, isn't it?
It's usually something you do in a punishment game.
[laughter]
No, no, what are you going to do with this kiss?
No, well, this time, Sushi is...
Yes, yes, yes.
Um, it's a kiss.
It's a kiss.
Well, um, it's more moody.
It's moody.
And, and bold.
Ah, I see, I see.
The moodyness was lacking last time.
It was lacking.
It was like all of a sudden, "Aah!"
You guys are like Hidero.
[laughter]
You guys are like Hidero.
What are you doing? You're making me do this.
[laughter]
What are you doing?
You're doing it.
Let's go! The 1st party is these 2!
[cheers and applause]
And my opponent is Kou Imanako!
Thank you!
Stop it!
I hate perfection!
You like perfection the most, don't you?
Why are you so excited?
What's with you?
I'm really excited!
Okay, get ready!
Okay, get into position!
Yaaaaay!
Thank you very much!
Let's have the judges give their verdict!
Yes!
Now, both of you! Face forward!
Okay!
Both of you, face forward!
Now!
This is difficult!
This is difficult, but...
Let's have the judges give their verdict!
Yes!
Red!
No! No! No! No! No! No! I don't want it! I don't want it!
I'm a judge! I'm a judge!
You're the judge!
You two bastards!
The first match of the first round is between Mr. O'Fray and Mr. Itao Isuji!
Now, let's get ready!
He's just an old man in a bookstore!
This is tough!
Let's eat!
Hey!
Here it comes!
Are you blind?
Stop it!
What is this?
Stop it! I'm getting excited!
This is not a gym! Let's go!
Hurry up!
Here it comes!
I like how you cover for him.
Kindness. Kindness. Kindness.
What are you covering for?
What are you doing?
I think you all know about this.
Wait!
Shiro, play the guitar!
Let's go! This is the one who will fight against Rue!
Rue!
Alright!
This is...
This is Rue's rule!
Then Rue will fight with Ume-chan's rule!
This is tough!
It's tough!
Let's go as soon as we're ready.
I mean...
I can't do anything.
I'm human too!
That's a good one!
If you're going to die, use it as if you know it!
I can't do anything!
Ready!
Start!
Don't run away from the circle!
Ume-chan!
Ume-chan, you look like you're going to die!
Ume-chan, you're going to end up like this?!
Now, Kano-san!
To the other side!
Get up!
It's fine! You don't have to say it out loud!
Here you go!
Today, we three will show our pride as homos.
What? Three of you? What are you talking about?
Three of you?
Yes.
We have many funny stories, don't we?
Yes.
We are good friends.
Yes.
Today, we are clear.
The three of us are homos.
Wait a minute, everyone.
That's not true.
My marriage is...
What is it?
A homo's camouflage.
I'll tell you only this story.
I'm jealous of you.
Okay, Jango-san.
Yes.
Come here.
This is a strong enemy.
Yes.
I'm scared.
Be honest.
Yes.
Why are you doing that?
Ouch!
It's hard.
Ouch!
Yuu-chan, make a face.
Make a face.
Make a good face.
This...
Don't make a face like a homo.
Ready...
Go!
I love you.
I'll say it first.
I love you.
Boswar.
Amore mio.
The atmosphere, right?
The atmosphere, the atmosphere.
You're good at making a face.
Get in position!
Go slowly.
Go!
OK.
Go!
Go, go, go.
Stop it!
(Laughter)
Stop it!
This is difficult!
You know each other!
(Laughter)
Stop it!
Mr. Tanima, be stable!
Go up!
Are you ready?
Now, the final round!
Ready!
Go!
Do you want to fight me?
(Laughter)
Look, everyone! Look, everyone!
Look at what you're doing!
I'm going to sue you!
What's that?
You're forcing me to do it!
Even though I hate you so much!
I'm going to sue you!
Please! Do something about it!
(Laughter)
Do something about it!
I'm going to sue you!
Please!
Why do I have to...
Why do I have to dress like this?
Siro!
(Screaming)
(Music)
(Applause)
Everyone! One more time!
(Applause)
Everyone!
If I may say so...
Yes?
Can you do "on air"?
(Laughter)
(Applause)
(Music)
(Applause)
(Music)
(Applause)
(Music)
(Applause)
(Music)
Dad, I made you coffee.
Oh, Kyoko.
Yes?
How long has it been since we started working together?
What is it all of a sudden?
(Laughter)
My research has finally been completed!
(Laughter)
My research has finally been completed!
What?
I'll show you now!
This is it!
(Music)
Super electronic cell jg!
It seems to be working now!
Well, not yet, not yet.
When I put this lever in, my research for many years will bloom!
Huh?
Yuzo!
How about that?
What?
(Laughter)
Who the hell are you guys?!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
I'm sorry for scaring you like that!
Professor!
Ba-ba-ba!
(Laughter)
I'm not black!
I'm black!
(Laughter)
Y-you tell me!
(Laughter)
I am...
(Laughter)
...a secret spy!
Y-you tell me!
I am...
(Laughter)
I am...
...a spy!
Y-you tell me!
Who...
Y-you tell me!
...is here for me?!
(Laughter)
...is here for me?!
(Laughter)
Y-you tell me!
Hand it over!
(Laughter)
You guys are...
I can't give you guys...
...this super electronic material, old man!
What?
What did you say?
Old man!
Show them your power!
Now! Move, old man!
For justice!
(Laughter)
Take this!
(Laughter)
It's too late.
Well, Shinzei H. GOATS finished this season with a high score, breaking the previous Fukuoka Dome and beating the professional baseball team OB.
It's too late.
H. GOATS is putting a cap on professional baseball for a new challenge.
It's too late.
I'd like to report it today.
It's too late.
Hayashi-san.
Oh, hello.
You're alone.
Oh, it's been a while, Kiku-chan.
Oh, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
But you're late, everyone.
You're late.
But the captain is waiting for you.
Oh, there you are.
It's been a while.
Now we're going to the camp.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
Hayashi-san, is this a camp?
Because we're training early in the morning, right?
That's right.
But there's no GOATS or BATS.
Camps don't use GOATS and BATS much.
No, especially in the case of autumn camps, there's no technology or shape at all.
It doesn't matter, does it?
You can break it.
You can break it!
(Laughter)
You can break it!
You can even bring a special tool.
That's right, that's right.
That's important.
No.
Well, everyone, we're going to the camp now.
Yes.
Get on!
Yes.
Well, everyone, do your best and train your lower body!
Goodbye!
It's the first day of camp. Will everyone really wake up in the morning and come to practice?
I'm a little worried, but...
Oh! Good morning!
Good morning.
Good morning!
Oh! Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning!
Yes.
You're up so early in the morning. It's only 6.30 a.m. yet!
I'm stupid.
But...
But you're the one who came up with the menu, right?
No, it was our head coach who came up with the menu.
Oh! Head coach!
Head coach!
So, first of all, what's on the menu?
Head coach.
We'll start with a light jogging.
Oh! Sounds good!
Let's go!
Oh! My pocket came out, you guys!
Do your best!
Let's go!
Do your best!
What?
Hey!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Twelve...
Be careful of your heels!
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
What?!
It's funny.
Forward.
What?
What's wrong?
It's a little different.
It's funny.
Let's skip it.
One, two, three, four.
Your hands and feet are funny.
I'm a little worried.
It's funny.
I see this a lot.
Five, one.
Your hands and feet are funny.
It's funny.
I don't know.
It's weird.
Please go with the signal.
Let's go.
At this pace.
Everyone, please be patient.
It's funny.
I know.
Please be patient.
That's enough.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
He is a director.
Sorry, director.
I will run a big lap and finish it.
Okay.
My body became bright.
It's funny.
Oops.
It's good.
Are you going for a body check?
Body check!
How do you like it?
It feels good.
What are you doing?
After exercise...
You look like a super mini.
Super mini.
You look like a three-year-old.
No, I'm not.
You look like a super mini.
Super mini.
It's funny.
Super mini.
You look sexy in the morning.
You look cute.
You look sexy.
We arrived.
What is this place?
It's like "Of Nornic".
It's like "Chill of Touch".
"Chill of Touch".
Let's go.
Ah, it's long.
I thought you wouldn't say it.
I thought you would say it.
I thought you wouldn't say it.
We've done what we had to do.
Yes.
We'll do our best next season as well.
Yes.
Let's do our best next season!
Yes!
I found you at the end of today.
I remember you alone high up in the sky.
Kenji Awamura!
His cheeks are wheat-colored! How nice!
Kenji Sawada!
His cheeks are wheat-colored! How nice!
Googoo Ganba!
Minamaniya Jiri!
Googoo white ship Googoo Ganba!
Nishikawa Kiyoshi!
Let the wind blow you away!
Akashiya Sanma!
I will never return to that summer day.
Oh, no!
You ate it, didn't you?
You're doing it again, aren't you?
But...
It's better, isn't it?
I know.
We can't do it like this, so...
In this position...
While we're doing push-ups...
Please raise your legs like this.
It's harder for me.
No, it's not.
Not at all.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
You can't do this at all.
Dad...
Yes?
It doesn't matter, does it?
Oh, that was scary.
What did you say?
I said it's better, isn't it?
It's better, isn't it?
I said it's better, isn't it?
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