AISubs v3.4
(siren blaring)
Is it okay? I'm sorry.
Well...
Today...
It may be a long story, but...
Is it a party or not?
There are always a lot of people from the art world, but...
Today, there are a lot of girls.
And...
On Saturdays and Sundays, there are places where it's warm.
It's not good to go empty-handed.
A little...
Who is a "skebecon" girl?
Is it fashionable to take off girls' underwear?
It's not like that.
It's not like that, but...
Well, girls...
What is it that makes you feel good and relax?
Isn't there something like that?
What I want to ask you today is...
What are the three biggest items that attract girls' attention?
One is...
Metalware...
One is...
Beautiful flowers...
The other one is...
Do you know which one it is?!
Which one is it?!
Do you want sweet sweets?!
That's why you're trying to attract girls' attention, isn't it?!
Right?!
Well, you're a professional, so...
Do you have something like that?
Bring it to me.
I don't have much time.
I have to go to a party.
Today, I'm a little more excited than usual.
Ah...
I'm getting excited.
Well, well, well...
Here you go.
Here you go...
Wear... wear...
Take... and...
Da-da-da-da...
Hashifill-A...
Da-da-da-da...
Miso-Ra-Hi-ba-Ri...
Da-da-da-da...
Gosh!
What are you guys doing now?!
What the hell is this?!
How's it possible for you to do this for 14 years?!
Cike!
I can't stand it!
Stop it! It's not like that!
It doesn't matter at all!
Stop it! It's not like that!
Oh, by the way, do you have something like crepe?
Crepe... crepe... do you know?
Do you really have it?
If you don't have it, say you don't have it!
If you don't have crepe, say you don't have it!
Don't hide it!
Crepe is wrapped up! It's wrapped up!
I'm going to hide it!
Wow! I haven't received anything at all!
Entry no. 1!
Hey! Listen to me!
It's not like that!
I'll go crazy before I'm thirty!
What's going on?
No, listen to me!
If you don't have it, then do you have crepe?
Say it!
I'm going to buy it!
Why did you go through the back street?
Usually you go out of the station through the shop street,
but today you went through the back street!
It's dirty! It's dirty!
It's dirty!
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter at all!
What is it?!
Long, long lines...
You also cooperate a little!
What are you doing alone?
If you think about it, you will understand.
Is it fun to do such a thing with a woman who is speaking violently?
Join me!
Of course I will go, Bang Bang!
You know that?!
My pain in my heart is bigger!
You are a fool!
It's not like that! It's not like that at all!
You know?
It's not like that!
Oh, I know!
I have noticed one thing.
I know that you don't order a cake because you came to a cake shop.
That's not it!
Do you have a cheesecake?
Cheesecake...
Cheesecake makes me happy the most!
Do you have it?!
What are you talking about?!
If you only have a cheesecake, you can have anything!
Oh, I don't want you to do it!
I don't want you to do it!
Oh, delicious cheesecake!
Oh, I love cheesecake!
Huh?
It's not cheesecake...
It's Chikuzen Daki!
Chikuzen Daki!
Cheesecake!
Oh, cheesecake! Cheesecake!
Chikuzen Daki!
Oh, cheesecake!
Chikuzen Daki!
Oh, Zenzen Chago! Oh, Chikuzen Daki!
Oh, cheesecake! Chitoki Daki!
Mind your own business! It's your fault! It's your fault!
Get out of the way!
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Tonight's game is continuing from last week.
Akinobaru about to die in the fight.
But last week's winner and their first survivor is Iron Power.
We've got speech content, we have survivor- survivors, and a lot of buffs and quips.
This week we're going to appoint the people who become champions and go to Australia.
So let the final game begin, yo!
Come to the ring!
Let's get fired up!
However, Iron Power and 22 people are still alive.
Let's move on to the next match!
The next match is running and jumping!
Are you ready?
22 people are here.
Team Amada is led by Imada clan.
Team Matsumoto is led by Captain and Itan-san.
Please make your way to the middle of the ring!
Time's up!
Alright, let's get started with the running and jumping match!
Are you ready?
Start!
Wow!
Alright, the distance is...
4.15 meters!
The best!
In order to get rid of it, our Itao will speak.
Go for it!
3.77 meters!
Go for it!
Go!
It's quite high, isn't it?
4.08 meters!
Yes!
4.15 meters!
Which one is 4 meters?
Well, let's go for it, Captain Matsuma!
Go for it!
It's heavier than I expected.
OK!
Yes!
Go for it!
4.92 meters!
So, the winner of this game is...
...Team Ham!
You guys didn't even ask me, but you said something weird, so I fell down.
The next match is...
...a different version of 5.2 meters!
Earlier we did 50 meters with the captain, but this week we'll do 50 meters with members other than the captain.
Let's see who wins!
I feel like 5.6 meters is a little better.
I thought we would win for sure!
Now, the next game is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Japanese never lose!
I'll go with Ryoko.
What?!
Ryoko, Ryoko, Ryoko.
I understand.
The one with the most cards wins.
Now, please enter!
Go ahead!
Four and two.
"Kawara-Uwari"!
Team Masumoto starts with Ryoko.
"Fashion"!
You're mean!
Ready...
Go!
Go for it!
Time's up!
Go for it!
Not even one card!
Damn it!
Go for it!
Now, the next game is...
Go for it!
You're mean!
It's so hot!
Let's wash all six of them.
Six of them?
It's gonna be hot, isn't it?
Is it bitter?
It's bitter!
I can't bite it.
Go, go, go! Drop it from above!
Yes!
Step on it hard!
Yes!
Four of them!
The winner of Team Hamada is...
The last and final match!
The last and final match is...
All of them will participate in it!
YATOBE & TORU & RIE!
So, among all of our friends, only two of them will participate in it!
Who will win?
YATOBE & TORU & RIE!
Well, both captains and Rie did it.
I think you can understand it somehow.
I want to know how much difference there is between girls and boys.
Well, you haven't moved at all yet.
You're still half-asleep.
Let's go.
You bastard!
Well, the fierce battle has just ended.
You know, I don't like this plan.
After all, it's just about making Hamada look cool, you know?
What's this? It's really cool!
You know, when you go home, your wife won't tell you that you're still in your third year.
I'm not gonna tell you!
It's too cool!
Anyway, today's story will be told by the people behind me.
Mr. Junko Ando, congratulations on your seventh trip to the sky!
Let's raise our hands!
You've been away for a week, haven't you?
Yes, that's right.
That means you've been away for five days in a row.
Anyway, congratulations!
Thank you for your hard work!
That's it for Team Fight Asuna One Take Sports Day!
Let's go!
Please!
Let's go!
Mr. Junko! Where are you?
No, no, no, I'm really sorry, but...
What's going on?
I'm really sorry, but...
Gourdee... shiga-shiga.
What are you saying?
No, no, no...
Don't trick me, Shoumi.
What are you doing? Who are you?
That's bad.
Are you angry?
What do you want me to do?
What are you doing?
It stinks.
Are you angry?
What is it?
You don't have a back up plan?
What are you doing?
Fast!
My boss is angry.
Red light means call.
Angry and east.
Angry, angry and angry and east.
Kind and Kazuya.
Bright and kind.
Kind and President Nakamura.
What are you doing?
Alright, let's go.
Who is "kampei"?
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
But you!
Hey, we're bowling.
What are you doing?
You're getting in the way.
What are you doing?
Bowling?
We're aiming for a strike.
What do you mean "strike"?
Wait a minute!
In front of God,
you're smiling.
Strike!
What are you talking about?
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
Ready, go!
You're breaking it!
What are you doing?
You're breaking the boat!
What are you doing?
Even if you pretend to be dead,
people will still come and hit you.
You're really something.
I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with me,
but I can't let it go like this.
Yeah.
So let's think about
what was wrong with me before.
My solo is a problem for now, right?
What's wrong?
That was terrible, wasn't it?
What do you mean?
No, no.
When I did it normally like this,
I could do it like this,
but when I did it for real,
my voice was hoarse
and it didn't sound like me at all.
Of course it doesn't sound like you in real life.
Of course it doesn't.
Whatever you say.
Let's talk about it.
Let's make it clear.
If that's the case,
let's change it.
Yeah, I think so.
Let's do it again.
This is the movie Mr. Kurumayan went to.
It's my best movie of all.
"Tsukamu" is your favorite?
Yeah, it's my number one movie.
I think we can make it more of a dramatic movie.
Yeah, let's do it.
So let's make it big!
I noticed that.
Let's invest all of our money.
To be honest, we can't get the fortune.
There are things we have to do.
We'll have the money later.
Let me say it in English.
Well, you know... Come and do some other job.
You can do 5 times, 10 times, bye-bye game.
There is such a world.
That's right.
Let's do it.
- It's coming up. - It's coming up.
It's really coming up.
- It's good, it's a good show. - It's a good show.
Where is my pants?
Where is it?
Hurry up, I'm hungry.
Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it?
It's been a while.
Yes.
Did you dry yourself well?
Yes, I did.
No, you can't.
You'll catch a cold when it gets cold.
Wear it well.
Yes, yes.
Yes, good night.
See you tomorrow.
Yes.
Good night.
I had a child.
Wow!
It's about to begin.
It's, it's, it's...
...a wonderful...
...shot!
Tonight is a fun party night, baby!
Tonight is a party night with you, baby, baby!
Tonight is a fun party night, yes baby!
Hot, hot, hot!
So hot!
Come here once, Farajikun!
Shinjikun picked up the child.
Come here once, Yabatedon!
Don't call me "paris"
I meant to say "france"!
Wh-what are you doing?!
What are you doing, you idiots?!
Don't mess with me, you idiot!
What are you doing in my house?!
Huh? Hey!
Yes! Yes! I'm sorry!
What's up?!
What are you doing in my house?!
What's this?!
This... I don't know about this!
You don't know about it?! You're the ones who messed it up!
Ah! Ah! It hurts!
What a kick!
Take this!
W-w-what?
Don't mess with me, you idiots!
Hey! Don't say anything!
Are you idiots?!
Hey! You idiots!
Hey!
Yes?
Don't look at me like that!
Be quiet!
Hey, aren't you having fun?
Aren't you having fun, you idiots?!
Why do you keep messing with me?!
No, you know...
It might be strange for me to say this, but...
What is it?
If it's true, I'd be really happy.
Because we're singing and dancing and all.
That's right.
But I'm a nuisance, so stop it.
Right?
Either you stop it or you do it.
Let's make it clear here.
No matter how many times you say it, it's the same.
Right?
Be quiet and don't do it.
I'll be quiet.
I see.
You know...
I told you not to say things like that.
Yes.
Just sit down.
I won't.
Just go back.
You know...
I thought you were dangerous.
What are you doing?!
What are you drawing?!
It's messed up! Go back!
I won't.
Hey!
What are you doing?!
You're crazy!
Go back!
You're crazy!
You're crazy.
Stop it!
You're crazy.
Good night.
Good night!
Good night.
That's it!
Let me watch TV!
If you can hear me, answer me!
Yes!
Good night!
You can do it!
We, the electrical engineers who use this framework, are here!
It's been a while.
It was 38.5 degrees.
Are you okay?
Ouch!
I'm fine.
I measured it in the morning.
It's 35.5 degrees.
It's crazy, isn't it?
I'm in a pinch.
It's weird, isn't it?
But I'll ask you to patrol for me.
Okay!
Go!
Yes!
Wow!
Ah! Ah!
It's terrible! There are people who leave the electricity on and off!
If we use up so much electricity in one house, Tokyo will be in a big panic!
I have to make Esco-kun know!
Magical banana...
If you say "bird", it's "yellow".
If you say "yellow", it's "kiri"... "kirin" and...
It's difficult...
Did you want to come out that much?
Magical banana...
You always wanted me to come out...
I have to make Esco-kun know!
Damn it...
I have no choice!
Electromagnetic...
Hide-and-seek game!
This is...
Electromagnetic hide-and-seek!
In this year's hide-and-seek game, the market lowest score was 88 points!
It's a terrible game!
I have to continue this terrible game!
I have to solve it quickly!
What? What?
There are people who sleep with the electricity on...
What did you say?!
You noticed it!
Stop it!
I was embarrassed!
You're ridiculous!
I was embarrassed!
Look at me like this!
This guy...
What do you mean "this guy"?
N!
Electromagnetic hide-and-seek game!
You're serious, right?
Yes!
Electromagnetic...
Hide-and-seek!
I'm embarrassed!
It doesn't matter!
I have no choice!
Electromagnetic...
Nine, six, seven...
I'm six... I'm nine...
One, two...
All right! That's it!
Hold it!
No!
All right! One more! All right! I did it!
You did it too fast!
I'm sorry! But I did it! I did it! It's gone!
It's gone!
Ladies and gentlemen! Using electricity for nothing is...
No good!
Emergency! Challenge to giant dish!
Shut up!
Masuo-san, last time you challenged to man's dish.
This time, challenge to giant dish.
As a series, I want to make it bigger and bigger!
This time, challenge to giant dish.
The first one is...
Giant Makizushi!
Well, this time...
These people also participated.
All of you...
Kihara and Jarism, do your best!
Jarism, do your best!
Jarism...
Do your best at night!
Do it! Do it!
Don't say it! Do it!
Well, let's do it!
Let's do it!
It costs 40,000 yen, this seaweed.
Well, since it's Makizushi...
What do we do first?
Let's put in Sudare!
Okay, let's put it in!
Is this Sudare?
That's right!
Well, next is seaweed, right?
Yes!
That's right!
This is made-up seaweed, so it's expensive!
This is made-up seaweed.
This is good! This is good!
Okay?
Okay!
Well, let's put in the rice!
Yes!
Did you wash your hands properly?
Yes, we washed our hands properly!
Did you wash your hands?
Yes, we washed our hands properly!
Did you touch your wife's clothes?
No, we didn't!
We didn't!
- Why? - Because we're enemies, right?
- No, you're right! - Let's talk about something else!
- You're right! - Let's talk about something else!
- I'm not stopping.
- Come on! - Come on!
- Ready, set... - You're wet!
- What? - You're wet!
Hey, you.
You're going to fly.
You can't carry one more, can you?
This way?
If you don't have one here, you can't carry one.
You can't carry one there.
East!
This way!
Yes, yes!
East!
Recently, you've been cheating.
Hurry up and go!
Don't say it in detail.
You don't know, do you?
Don't say it in detail.
You don't know, do you?
Yes!
This way?
Yes.
This way?
Yes.
It's good.
All right, let's eat.
Yes.
All right, let's eat.
This doesn't look like sakura-denburi.
How about this cucumber?
This is...
How about this egg?
Hey!
Don't break it!
It's red.
Wait a minute!
Let's eat.
Here we go.
Looks good!
1, 2, 3!
Yes! Yes!
You did it, Sugika!
Don't push me in!
You did a great job.
What's next?
There's only rolling and rolling and rolling left.
Let's go for the last one.
One, two...
Just a little more! Just a little more!
Just a little more!
One, two...
You did it! OK!
OK! OK! OK! OK!
Since both sides are dirty, let's clean both sides.
Yes!
OK?
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
It's really scary!
It's really dirty!
One, two...
What?
One, two...
OK! OK!
Ready?
OK! Ready?
One, two...
Ah!
Ouch!
Let's make one that's really like this.
Yes.
Can you hold this for me?
Ah, yes.
This is really pretty.
Can you hold this for me?
No.
Oh, nice.
- I did it. - I did it too.
- Alright.
- Ready? - Ready.
- Take the ball. - Yes.
- Pass the ball. - Yes.
- Pass it. - Pass it.
- Kishioka. - Yes.
You're the one who's in trouble.
Put some salt on it.
Alright!
Go!
- Ready. - Go!
Go!
Go to that ball!
- Go! - Go!
It's like a sushi roll.
The one you ate this morning was different.
- It's like a sushi roll. - This is a sushi roll.
- I'll do it. - Go!
- I'll have some cucumber. - Cucumber is good.
- It's good! - Right?
You only ate cucumber.
- It's good. - It's good.
- I'll have some egg. - I'm eating it.
- It's good. - It's good.
- It's a big success. - It's a big success.
- It's good. - It's good.
That's it for the emergency food challenge!
Please look forward to the next episode!
Mr. Ono, after cutting George, if you cut Mr. Hiro like this in the morning, you'll get a lot of opinions, so Mr. Hiro, say it in a flashy way, and then say your usual line.
Your line? What was it?
It's a big lie!
What is it?
Oh, I know, I know!
Then, Nishikawa army! Nishikawa army! Nishikawa army!
You guys are playing mahjong, aren't you?
What?
What do you mean "no one is good at it"?
What's so funny, Nishikawa army?
Do you understand?
Then...
Yes, sir!
What's wrong with you?
It's all right.
What's wrong with you?
You got it all wrong!
Don't you have a cute voice?
No, I don't.
Don't be angry, don't be angry!
I'm not angry!
Then I'll say it!
I'll say it!
Yes, please!
Then I'll say it!
All right!
Let's do it!
It seems you're dating George.
Please!
I'll say it!
Ready...
Set...
Go!
Cecil...
Ion, Tosunamon, Sesunamon...
Cut!
Sensei! Why did you say "Cecil"?
Is it a commercial?
It's a period drama!
You're noisy.
What grade are you in?
Third grade.
You're noisy!
What do you want to do today?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do, director?
You're noisy!
Isn't it because you're too angry?
You can't say it properly!
You can do it properly!
Trust me! I chose you!
No!
I'm sorry, but...
Don't be angry!
Sensei, you're also in first grade!
I know!
Go ahead!
I'm counting on you!
Let's do it one more time!
Listen to me!
What do you and George do every night?
Let's do it one more time!
Scene 72, Cut 1!
Ready...
Start!
Get out of here!
What grade are you in?
Eight grade!
Cut!
Sensei!
What are you doing this morning?
Saturday's specialty show.
I don't know.
You don't know? I'll give you a delicious breakfast.
I don't know. It's Wednesday!
West side! It's not eight o'clock, it's nine o'clock!
Cut!
It's Kaiser Knuckle!
What are you holding?
It hurts!
What are you holding?
What am I holding? Hey, director!
I can't hold Kaiser Knuckle!
Damn it! Fix Kaiser Knuckle!
It hurts!
Say something!
I won't.
What? What do you mean you won't?
What do you mean you won't? I won!
Don't say that!
You won't on stage.
You won't on stage?
You don't know?
I'm sorry.
How many years have you been flying?
Where?
I'm sorry.
Come here!
At least say something!
I know!
Kaiser Knuckle!
I can do Kaiser Knuckle!
Kaiser Knuckle!
It's an amusement park.
Kaiser Knuckle! Say something!
Cut!
It's your last chance!
I know!
Okay!
Are you okay?
Don't stand out too much!
You're not doing your best.
How's George doing?
Is he okay?
I'm sorry!
He's the worst.
Let's do it for real!
Line up and stand in line!
Ready...
Start!
Damn you!
Why did you come out?!
Toshi-chan!
There are various reasons, but...
Toshi-chan!
Damn you!
I see, I see...
How pitiful, how pitiful...
How cute...
Don't bite me, don't bite me!
I'm going to do that too!
Damn you!
How pitiful, how pitiful...
Eh, really?
1996, Gotseiganji calendar present rocker!
Damn you!
I'm still negotiating with Gitao.
This is a gag calendar.
1,600 yen.
Cheap!
Now, I have this photo calendar.
It's a little complicated inside.
This is 2,000 yen.
Well, this is...
There are two kinds of calendar.
Next year, for those of you who are watching the program,
I will give these two calendars to ten people in one set.
You can buy them separately in bookstores, right?
Yes, you can buy them separately in bookstores now.
Especially, it's a gag calendar!
You know, it's good for you to buy this.
Oh, yeah!
It's a little expensive, but it's cheap!
It's cheap!
This program includes "Life in a wide world", "p and g",
Brought to you by "kobayashi telecom", "meidensha", "nisshin shokukin" and "less than japan".