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THE TEAM FINALLY...
This game style is different than usual. The name is "Hakki no Baru Fatsu Dai Undo Kai".
The results of each contest will be answered by the participants.
The participants will try their very best to win each contest physically.
But 965 people try to decide which team wins each contest mentally.
Yeah! But we'll have a chance to win a big present!
You're from Shinkansen, right?
It's The Team Fighter's big autumn sports day!
The Team Fighter is having a big autumn sports day.
We'll have a chance to win each contest mentally.
We'll announce the results of each contest and each game.
You'll have a chance to win each contest mentally.
If you're wrong, you'll have to leave the arena.
The winner of this game is...
Team Australia!
Did you run, Tobin?!
Who's in the New England team?
It doesn't matter who it is, but let's go with Itaewon and Higashino.
New England and Itaewon and Higashino!
The first team is...
Imada and Kurano!
Yes!
Who will win?!
Ready...
Go!
Kaijo!
In the first round, both teams started from 120cm.
Then, both teams started from different distances.
Those who started from 120cm and returned even once are disqualified.
Oh, we can't do it anymore?
Yes. So, the last ones left are both teams.
Oh, I see.
First, Inada.
Yes!
Team Hamada starts from Inada.
Team Hamada starts from 120cm.
Yo!
Yeah!
You're flying!
Next, Team Matsumoto.
Let's go!
Yo!
Clear!
No!
No, you!
This is not good!
Clear!
No, you!
Yes!
No, you!
I do what I do with free, but I'm finished!
Let's go!
Thank you! Thank you!
Now, let's move on! The third round is a captain confrontation!
The third round of captain confrontation is 50 meters!
Please be careful!
Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
I'm pissed off!
You're a man! You're on my side!
I can't get in because of the garbage.
50 meters run!
Let's go in!
Hold on!
Burn over there!
The match is over! The match is over!
The match is over!
Is it really a match?
The fourth match is...
Udesubo vs You!
I'll go with you, Ryoko.
Since I'm You, I'll go with you, Ryoko vs You!
You look overwhelmingly You.
Yes, I'm about 64.
What will happen?
ARM WRESTLING!
I do do what I dream, but I'm fine!
Next up is...
All together now!
T.K. students!
Which team is the goalie?
Our team is Itao-san's goalie!
Itao? What's that?
No, it's Mamoru's goal.
Team Hamada's goalie is you!
What does that mean?
Goalie, goalie.
Tendo Team Kick!
First up is...
Team Hamada's first shot!
Ready...
Go!
Team Matsumoto's goalie is...
Kirimoshi!
Go!
Goal!
All right!
Let's dance!
Dance what?
All right! Let's do it!
Ready...
Goal!
Now it's our turn.
My wife will kick.
Kirimoshi!
In the middle...
All right!
Help me, please!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Next! Next!
There's still a team left.
If we had this, we'd never be able to stop them!
If we had this, I'd definitely be able to score.
Are you serious about this?
Let's do it!
Yeah!
All right, let's do it!
That's a good way of saying it.
Take it off! Take it off!
Take it off!
What's going on?
(crowd cheering)
So I know this week was so exciting, but let's take a break.
22 people will survive for the next time.
Who will be the champion?
Look how I did my hand. (laughs)
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It's been a month since then.
You're early.
I'm sorry.
You're good.
You can't do that now.
You haven't done anything for a month.
Let's play.
Do you wanna play?
You can't play without me.
You can't.
Oh...
Twenty gets men!
Hot, hot life, Funky Guts Man, I love you!
What are you doing?
You're Funky Guts Man, aren't you?
What are you doing?
Funky Guts Man!
Stop it!
You're going back in time!
Itago!
What are you doing?
Itago, you surprised me.
It's Shota's 49th birthday.
Yes.
Are you Funky Guts Man?
I'm sorry.
Sit down.
I'm sorry.
Itago, please.
I'm sorry.
Itago, please.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
I'm white.
Be serious.
I'm sorry.
I'm leaving.
I'm sorry.
Please.
Nanmyo Furenge Kyo...
Uncle Igari!
I'm going home!
Please do it for your son.
I'm sorry for the delay.
Nammyo Furenge...
Please...
Uncle Igari...
What?
Please do it for your son.
Are you going to kill me?
Are you going to destroy me?
Please do it for me.
You're a manless man!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
Are you OK?
Stop it!
I'm going home!
Wait!
Are you Kotsumin?
TAKAKO'S MENU
Thank you for waiting.
Here you are.
I made all of it this morning.
That's amazing!
Because...
Itano-san, eat it before it gets cold.
Thank you.
Thank you for the food.
How is it?
It's good.
I'm glad.
But I need to study more before I get married.
You always make me worry.
Mom!
Why didn't you wake me up?
I woke you up.
Anyway, say hello to Itano-san.
Hello.
Good morning.
How is your study?
I'm studying hard.
You have a good husband.
You can't say you're the same as before.
Dad, it's a little too much for me.
I'm going to be late.
How about dinner?
I'm fine.
I forgot something!
I'm fine!
See you later!
Oh, right.
I'll call you at the entrance.
I'm home, Mom.
Um...
I'm home!
(audience laughter)
Are you surprised?
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
Are you stupid?
This is no good!
Double construction project "Is the friendship between the two still real?" 2!
Good morning!
Why are you coming here now?
Come here!
Why are you coming here now?
What?
Come here!
What's wrong with you?
Come here!
Good morning.
You can't film here.
Sit down.
There's one more thing about you and Shino.
That's what I think.
Stop looking at the camera.
It's funny how you two are fighting.
You didn't fight before.
It's funny how you two are fighting.
What do you think about it?
Let's do it together!
Shino says yes!
Is that possible?
Of course it is!
Shino says yes!
What?
Shino says yes!
Of course it is!
If...
If I'm driven into a corner...
You won't be driven into a corner like that!
That happens sometimes.
Yes, it does.
From now on.
I wonder if that happens sometimes for you.
Of course it does.
Before we got married...
Even now...
When you first started...
You wanted to go next.
That got me too.
In the east.
Yes, yes.
That's funny.
What are you talking about?
Please!
Of course it is!
Wow!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
Mr. Shimaburo.
Yes?
Like last time...
Yes?
For Imada-kun...
Yes?
I, Koji of Higashi-no-Imo...
Oh, come on!
Will you race against me?
Yes, of course!
I really hope you will race against me!
Yes.
This time...
If you don't make it in time...
Yes?
The "butt man" machine will start working.
Yes, yes, yes.
In 30 minutes...
Yes?
The machine will automatically start working.
That's right.
Yes.
Now, look over there.
That huge butt over there...
Yes?
On this Imada-kun's face...
Ah! Imada-kun was there, wasn't he?
He was here.
Ah, hello, hello.
That huge butt...
Damn it!
On your face...
Let me go!
Damn it!
You've been quiet all this time.
When I explain, you shut up.
Leave me alone!
Well, uh...
From Higashi-no-Imo's house...
Because you made a face!
Uh... if you hurry up...
Well...
Somehow you'll make it in time...
That's right.
In 30 minutes...
Well, for now, please call Higashi-no-Imo.
Yes!
Yes?
Hello?
Uh...
Are you Higashi-no-san's husband?
Yes, I am.
Ah, you're his wife?
Yes, I am.
Ah, hello, I'm Matsumoto.
Teiko-chan!
Ah, thank you for calling!
Ah, hello, hello!
Hello!
Are you his wife?
Yes, I am.
Uh, hello?
Yes?
What's for dinner tonight?
Ah, tonight?
Yes.
Ah, I'll have a hotpot tonight.
A hotpot?
How about it?
Yes, please wait for a moment!
I'll come back!
Ah, please come back!
Yes, I'm sorry!
I don't have enough money for a hotpot.
How much can you make?
Hello?
Higashi-no-Imo!
Yes?
HELP ME!
Hello?
HELP ME!
- Are you there? - Yeah!
- Hello? - Hello?
- Huh? - Talk to me!
- I'M GONNA GET KILLED! - What?
- HELP ME! - I'll help you!
- HELP ME! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
- Now, I wonder if Higashino-kun will come...
- Do you think it's just a prank? - I don't know!
- I'll call you again! - Why?!
- Well, let's wait for him. - Yeah.
- And in the meantime, we'll enjoy the taste of autumn... - Oh, really?
- Thank you for waiting. - Yeah.
- Iwana-san! - Yeah?
- This is a flying insect. Please eat it.
- Ah, this is...
- Ah!
- Wow, it's really good. - Yeah.
- How is it?
- It's good!
- The taste of autumn is good! - Why?
- There are more insects down there!
- What? You want me to touch you?
- More! Come closer and show me!
- Hey! Stop it!
- Damn it!
- Try cutting your hair!
- I won't forgive you!
- But...
- Hello?
- Huh?
- Is it Eta? It's Higashi-nori. - Is there a house here?
- Hello? Is it Higashi-nori? - Yes.
- Where are you now? - I'm at home now.
Hurry up and come out!
- What is it? - Hurry up and come out of the house!
Where are you going?
CX parking lot!
- Yes, understood. - There's no time!
- Yes, I'm fine. I'm done. - Hurry up!
Yes, understood!
- I just came out. - How many minutes left?
- Twenty-five minutes. - Twenty-five minutes left!
- Twenty-five minutes is a bit long. - Yes.
What is he doing?
Stop it!
A little more...
- I can't help it. - A little more...
Hey!
You're lying! I'm done!
Ohyoi-san!
- Who? - Ohyoi-san!
Help me!
Help me! Ohyoi-san!
- Help me! - No, it's fine. It's fine. I'm Ohyoi.
Help me! I'm from downtown!
I'm from downtown!
- How are you? - Oh, yes!
- Please go ahead. - Yes, yes.
Help me! Help me!
I can't do it anymore!
I'll use this tree!
- Just like last time! - It happens.
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad! This is bad!
Wait! Wait!
You!
I'm so scared! I'm so scared!
- I'm sorry! - Just shake that tree!
You've never done this before!
It's true! I can guarantee you that!
That's scary!
That's scary! That's scary!
You bastard!
That tree has changed its contents!
It's dangerous!
You bastards!
- It's coming! - It's coming?
- It's coming! - It's coming!
We still have one more!
Help me!
What are you doing?!
What's wrong with you?!
What are you doing?!
- We still have one more! - Help me!
Brother!
What's wrong with you?!
Why can you do this to me, why?!
Are you serious?!
He's right behind you!
- Why can you do this to me?! - Why can you do this to me?!
You can be mean!
- Which way should I turn?! - Be mean?!
If I shoot you, will you return what you did before?!
It's a good time to return!
It's hard to reach it!
It's a bit difficult to reach it!
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't make it in time!
Can you change it? Can you change it for me?
Change it!
What's wrong with you guys?
Change it!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm glad it didn't change!
I'm shocked!
I can't let it end like this!
Higashino, you're done for!
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm scared!
Higashino, you're done for!
My nose is running!
Can you change it for me?
Hey!
How dare you call him "brother"!
I didn't know you wanted to change so much!
It's okay! It's okay!
What?!
Change it!
Wait!
Change it!
That's too much!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you serious?!
What's wrong with you?!
Change it! Change it!
I can't do it!
He took it all!
T.R.P.! T.R.P.! T.R.P.!
I'm young and strong...
Someone's eating pizza, bastard!
Where are you, bastard?
Here!
One...
Two...
Three!
Here!
Tell me!
You bastard!
You ate pizza, bastard!
I didn't eat it!
Bastard!
Here!
Bastard!
Stop it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Amadonus!
What are you doing in a place like this?
Hurry up and run!
Sorry...
What are you doing, bastard?!
Sorry about that.
I was looking for your house, bastard.
Huh?
It's a little messy, isn't it?
My house isn't here. It's in this back yard.
I'm sorry.
You know...
I brought you some tabasco.
Take it, you bastard!
You're nice, aren't you?
Take it already, you bastard!
I like you! I love you!
You're an instrument master, aren't you?
Follow me.
Hama-san, hello!
Hello!
I've been a sushi craftsman for three years,
but recently my boss asked me if I could hold sushi in front of customers.
So I've been working hard for my debut in front of customers!
So I've been thinking about it,
and Hama-san, my first customer,
asked me if I could hold sushi in front of customers.
So Hama-san, can you be my first customer?
I'll do my best, so please come and eat!
I'm looking forward to coming!
Iwahana Fumiaki-kun, 21 years old!
In fact, you can see him in the back.
He's working at a sushi restaurant in the airport.
So whether you're good or bad,
it's your debut, so no matter what you get,
you should eat in a good mood.
That's how it is.
Okay, let's go!
Good morning!
Is there anyone new?
Excuse me!
How are you?
I'm here.
Nice to meet you.
Is it your first time?
It's my first time.
This time?
Not at all?
Not at all.
What kind of work did you do before?
I used to roll wood, and I used to work behind the scenes.
You worked behind the scenes, and you worked behind the scenes...
How long did you do that for?
Two and a half years.
Two and a half years?
Yes.
And it's your first time?
Yes.
And you're lined up over there.
They're my seniors.
Which senior is the toughest?
The one with the glasses.
The one with the glasses!
That senior is the toughest!
When you first sang, you were a little...
No, I was bigger.
You were rumbling?
Rumbling, rumbling.
That's bad.
You were enduring that tough punch and kick...
For two and a half years.
For two and a half years!
You endured it for two and a half years, didn't you?
What about back in the day?
I see.
Well, finally, today...
That's right.
It's me against Ichigo.
Yes, thank you.
Well, let's get started, so...
Can you hold this for me?
Yes, please.
I'll start in the middle.
Yes!
Thank you.
What's with you all of a sudden?
What is it?
You look a little anxious, too.
You're watching, aren't you?
Welcome!
Even when customers come in from the other side, you're still there.
I'm busy right now.
Busy!
Hold this for me for about three seconds.
Yes!
Thank you.
Do you like it?
Yes.
You said you like it.
Yes.
It's coming.
It's coming, right?
It's coming?
Already?
- Is this medium rare? - Yes.
- How much is it? - Ten thousand yen.
Ah, it's done!
This is the first sushi I've ever eaten since I was born.
Is that so? Well, I'd like to eat it, too.
After all, I'm not going to eat the first sushi you serve to your customers.
Wait a minute, please.
After all, I think it's best for these people to eat the first sushi they eat since they were born.
I'm quite surprised.
Sit down, sit down. Sit down, father, mother and younger brother.
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Now, mother, since you served me sushi for the first time since I was born,
let's eat it together!
- Okay? - Yes.
Mother, eat up!
Mother, it's your first time since you were born.
Here you go!
Thank you for the food.
- Thank you for the food. - Thank you for the food.
I'm eating with my family.
Thank you for the food.
Is it good, father?
- It's good. - It's the best, isn't it?
Here you go.
You eat up!
I'm a little nervous.
It happens sometimes, doesn't it?
Well, I'll take my time and do it.
DANGER CLUB
We are DANGER CLUB and we are here!
DANGER CLUB
Am I the only one with self-control?
I can't do it! I'm done with you!
Excuse me!
Just you wait!
Goodbye!
There's a power outage here!
If this goes on...
...all of Tokyo will go out of power and panic!
I have to tell S-director...
...what we're practicing!
That's...
...the electric wave reaction after the star prank with Dr. Tane!
Do you want it that bad?
In that case, we have no choice!
Electric...
...wave!
Huh?
That smell on my nose...
It's an electric wave.
What? What?
An electric wave caught an octopus...
...and Tokyo is in danger!
What did you say?!
I'm sorry!
What did you say, S-director?!
I'm sorry about earlier!
It's fine! I heard you!
This is it...
I'm counting on you!
That's the only way!
OK!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
OK! This is fine!
It won't reach!
Huh?!
What did you say?!
What should we do?!
That's the only way!
What?
Change your "dangerous wave" to "dangerous stick"!
OK!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
S-director!
I forgot about the electric wave up there!
OK!
Please!
Get it for me!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
Electric...
...wave!
OK! I got it!
Please stand up!
S-director!
I'm sorry!
Danger...
...stick!
Yes!
I did it!
OK!
You can't eat takoyaki at a teacher's house!
IKAMESHI STATION
The Ikameshi station of the company is at 2.50 a.m.
It passes through here.
It was hit by a special north-east force and remains as it is in the morning.
Something smells.
There is no motive for suicide, is there?
No, it's murder.
Now it hits both lines.
Is there anything else you know about it?
According to my son, he always had bread and coffee in the morning.
Anything else?
Recently, my son bit me on the back and I lost a lot of weight.
What's up?
I asked around the station.
At this station, it seems that Torisoboro bento is the most popular.
It's a match pump.
By the way, when the boss came, he said "I'll be kicked out. I'll be kicked out as it is."
I heard about it.
Every time the boss came, he said "I'll get on Ika- class, but I'll never get on Oda-class."
It seems that he was passionate about his work.
It's a bit of a dirty joke.
What's up?
The Ikameshi station of the company is in front of you.
Are you married now?
Yes, but I have a lover.
He gave me a three-month salary Ika ring as a gift.
It seems that you and I have decided which one to choose.
I see.
At that time, I understood both Ika's feelings and Meshi's feelings.
If you say Ika, it will be Ika.
If you say Meshi, it will be Meshi, too.
I'm such a person who doesn't care about either of them.
But I cried out "I want only this one."
Mr. Hamada.
Yes, what's up?
It seems that Ikameshi station and the station staff were getting along well.
Probably.
It is said that he often said "let's go eat" every hour for that proof.
What kind of food?
Fried rice.
Fried rice is delicious, fried rice is delicious, and it seems that he went to any store.
It's strange.
Even if I went to a store I heard about or went to another store, I didn't eat anything.
Shouldn't we put soy sauce on it?
It seems that he said that he wanted to make it a habit.
The other day, there was also a riot.
At that time, the fireman said "Shouldn't we put soy sauce on it?"
Shouldn't we put soy sauce on it?
It seems that the person who said this said it.
If it's that habit...
Even when watching dramas...
Yes.
At the last episode...
Shouldn't we put soy sauce on it?
It seems that he said that.
If you put too much soy sauce on it, you won't have any money!
He said so.
It's a bubble, isn't it?
Yes.
Here's your squid, Urun-chan.
Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Can you pass me the cake?
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Oh, sorry.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
It's a little spicy.
Oh, can I have that?
Oh, sorry. I've eaten it before, so it's fine.
Oh, it's good!
Thank you.
Here you are.
It's a little spicy.
No, it's really good.
Can you pass me the cake?
Oh, it's good.
Wait a minute.
Oh!
It's good.
It's fresh out of the oven, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's really good.
Oh, there's white rice.
Oh, can I have that?
Yes, yes.
Oh, can I have this?
No, I haven't taken a picture yet.
Can you stop being so basic?
Can I ask you something?
Yes.
I asked the next station manager, but he often called me and said, "Why are you doing this? What kind of city is it?"
That's not true.
I'm more of a red group than a white group.
Yes.
Even if you don't say it all the time, you'll know it.
I've called you many times.
Wait a minute.
The next station manager, Mr. Ikameshi...
Mr. Ikameshi!
Don't say my name.
I'm sorry.
Well, anyway...
Please wash the bottom of the cup.
Yes.
But I don't know anything about the game.
Me neither. I don't know if it's burning garbage or not burning garbage.
Mr. Sawa!
Why didn't you wake me up?
I did wake you up.
Hey, say hello to Mr. Sawa.
Good morning.
Good morning. How's your study?
I'm doing my best.
I see.
Mr. Sawa is here, too.
Is he that tall?
Excuse me.
Good morning.
He doesn't have a sense of rhythm.
Mr. Sawa!
Why didn't you wake me up?
I did wake you up.
Pull!
Excuse me! Please fix this!
This is the best!