AISubs v3.4
14-5!
If you care to get the strongest moves on you, the object is, stand in pain as long as possible.
If you feel bad, you can get to the temple back to game!
Maybe it feels like a too legit to put present, so come on baby, you're the POKÉROLL!
- You know what? - Yes!
- Look behind you! - Yes!
- I prepared a machine for you! - A machine?
- You know, back in the day... - Yes, I know!
- There are some moves, but... - Yes, yes!
- If you're in pain... - Yes!
- You'll die! - Yes!
- In that case, you can push this button. - Yes, yes!
- There's also a lamp. - Yes!
- Then you can give up! - Yes!
- So, please get off of here. - Yes!
- The last one standing is... - Yes!
- This week's MVP! - Today, it's like an individual match, right?
- It's like an individual match! - I understand!
- Let's begin! - Yes!
- The first one is... - This one!
- Iron Man! - Yes!
- It's scary! - Yes!
- I'm scared of it too! - Yes!
- What about the guy in the east? - Should we leave him like that?
- Should we face that way? - Why am I the only one facing this way?
- Okay, let's begin! - I'm scared!
- Ready...
- Start!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
Ouch!
Thank goodness! I was worried about you, too!
Let's go, hero!
Let's go!
The punishment team is...
...these people!
(cheers and applause)
Well, here's the next one!
(cheers and applause)
It's hard at this stage!
Ready, go!
(cheers and applause)
Mr. Hamada! Mr. Hamada!
I just pressed it!
(cheers and applause)
You just pressed it, but you won't stop?
Let's go!
(cheers and applause)
Like this?
Like this is fine?
No, not at all.
Ready...
Start!
(whistle)
(cheers and applause)
(Laughter)
Ehhell!
(Giggles)
Captain, may I show my several many tracks together?
Oh, sure, go for it!
(Cheers and applause)
Excuse me, but I cannot finish my sentence!
(ектор shock)
I cannot! I cannot! I cannot! I cannot!
(Cheers and applause)
I cannot! I cannot! I cannot!
I just cannot, I just cannot, I just cannot...
Thank you for your patience!
(Eleven shock)
(ureau shock)
Because it fell down, I will report it to the city council.
But you know, the last person to fall is unconditionally the winner, right?
That's right!
The winner is...
This one!
Mori Mori!
The winner is...
This is a hair dryer, isn't it?
I put it in my eyes...
Is it a hair dryer to put in my eyes?
I don't like this machine at all.
Shall we shuffle now?
It's dangerous.
Please stand up.
The first game is...
These people!
[Applause and music]
Creeper hold!
Yes, sir!
Go for it!
Ready!
Go!
Hey, that's weird!
This is a machine!
I thought you were going to blow it up!
Please, show us!
That's weird!
That's really weird!
Shut up!
Stop it!
Ready, set, go!
What's wrong with you?
I need to take off my clothes.
Why?
Why don't you stop drinking with us?
That's the kind of machine it is.
We've decided, too.
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Oshio, please!
Why do we have to do this?
Reaper!
Call for help!
It's an emergency.
Star!
This show is brought to you by P&G, the world's largest class-expanding production company.
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Presented by Mayden Company.
Akibare Nomoto and H-GODS' fourth match will be played by...
As you know, they've gathered the best athletes of each world using their huge faces.
It's the well-known "Angel Figs"!
Cameraman, this is not the time for you to film from here.
I'm sorry.
Watch out!
Somebody!
Stop!
Watch out!
I'm sorry.
On October 10th, at Fukuoka Dome, we, the H-GODS, will play against the pro-baseball OB club.
If you want to see the match between H-GODS and the pro-baseball OB club in person,
you can buy the tickets for 1,000 yen.
They will be released tomorrow.
- Really? - Yes.
For more information, click here.
If you want to see Hamada-san's pitching, please come to Fukuoka Dome.
Thank you.
I'll do my best today.
Thank you.
Let's go!
Let's get started. Thank you for your cooperation.
The fourth match will be between H-GODS and Fukuoka Dome.
Watanabe and Toru will play against "Angel Figs".
We will tell you more about the match later.
First of all, let me introduce you to H-GODS, who lost their defense.
The pitcher is, of course, the ace Hamada Masatoshi.
The catcher is Jimmy Bownish, who has returned.
The first is also Hachi Sato, who has returned.
The second is Kurano Takahiro.
The third is Kudo Juichiro.
The shortstop is Itao Ippuji.
The left is the coach, Imura Yuichi.
And in the last game, Kudo Koichiro showed his skill of drawing seats.
And the right, the east, is Koji, who is almost the best member.
Well, an angel pick, a one-time head-to-head attack.
The batting batter is Yoshiki Hirao.
The younger brother of the Hirao brothers is in the batter's box.
Before the game, Hamada Masatoshi on the mound complained of a sluggish body.
How about this stand-up?
Now, he hit it.
The first is out and the second is on the cover.
Wow, the second is quite...
He showed a good play.
The first is out and the second is on the cover.
The runner and the batter, are they all right?
Ah, we can see their smiles.
The first is out and the second is on the cover.
The batting batter is Yoshiki Hirao.
Now, in the batter's box is Kawabata Juichiro.
What kind of pitching will he show against Kawabata, who is the best member of the coach's team?
Now, he took it to the right.
To the right, to the east...
He took it! He took it! He took it!
Now, the ball has changed.
Kawabata took it.
Will Nirui kick it?
Nirui kicked it!
Now, the ball has changed to the shortstop.
Lee's three-base hit, one-out runner-up.
Angel Pick's first shot.
Now, it's Sensei's chance.
It's under the bound.
Now, it's out!
Kirao Ryuichi's center forward timing hit!
Angel Pick's first shot.
As expected, it's a tough pitching for Angel Pick.
However, he can't allow any more points.
Now, it's Watanabe's turn.
Watanabe's first pitch is up.
He's down on the first bounce.
Now, it's the all-sports Debit Ito's turn.
Oh, it's up!
It's a foul fly to the third base.
Kudo grabbed Juichiro.
Angel Pick is leading by one point.
Now, let me introduce Angel Pick's defenders.
The first pitch is Watanabe's first pitch.
The catcher is Hideki Nakajima.
The first pitcher is Debit Ito.
The second pitcher is Koji Kitaura.
The third pitcher is Yoshiki Kirao.
The shortstop is Kirao Ryuichi.
The left fielder is Riichiro Kawabata.
The center fielder is Shinmatsu Wakabayashi.
And the first pitcher is Kasai Masaaki.
He is Fuji TV's director.
Now, behind the first base, chasing the first point, it is an attack of Seichi Gotsu.
Now, according to the play, looking at my way of going, Hamada Masatoshi is a batterboxer.
However, as before, there is no hit yet. Another hit of six hits!
Will the first hit really come out?
He hit it up, but this is a hardball that cuts to the left!
Hamada Masatoshi is in the game!
It's a curve, but it's a one band. Two and one.
Now, in course, it's completely off. Now, he brought it up to two and two.
Hamada Masatoshi, who has a low rating in the ballpark, is it a foreball or a hit?
In course! Ah, it's two and three! Hmm, is it the foreball you promised?
He brought it up to three full counts!
Ah, as expected, it's the foreball! As expected, it's the foreball!
It didn't come out, but Hamada Masatoshi is choosing the foreball he promised!
Now, it's one out and two and three. In this chance, the batter is number four, Kudo Junichiro.
If he hits one, it's a one-time reversal!
Fourth pitch! Ah, it's a one and one! Ah, it's a one and one pitch!
Fourth pitch! Ah, it's a one and one! Ah, it's a one and one!
Fourth pitch! Ah, it's a one and one! Ah, it's a one and one! Ah, it's a one and one!
Ah, it's a one and one! Ah, it's a one and one! Ah, it's a one and one!
Ah, it's a one and one! Ah, it's a one and one!
Ah, it's a one and one!
H.Cox wants to get away somehow.
However, after releasing Hirao's fastball, he can't do anything at all.
The talented players are exhausted and can't even say a word of attack.
In a bad mood, the only one who can cheer up is Sato Panchi.
H.Cox, who has been beaten up by Hirao's fastball, leads the match.
On the other hand, Angel Fix, who allowed H.Cox to lead the match again,
beats Hirao's fastball with pitching and breaks the middle of the pitch with his timeless base.
With that, H.Cox turns around and knocks out Ace Hamada.
Here, H.Cox puts his guardian deity, Kanemitsu, into the mound.
However, even Kanemitsu took pity on Tsuda and allowed H.Cox to lead the match by two points.
Will a miracle happen again for H.Cox, who can't lose anymore?
Finally, it's the end of the match. On the other side of the 6th inning, H.Cox attacks.
- Sir! - How are you? - I'm fine.
I don't think it's okay for me to leave it to them anymore.
- You're exaggerating! - I can't even speak properly.
- Are you thinking about TV? - That's why I threw it first.
- Is it impossible for you now? - I can't do it anymore.
It came out white.
- It came out white! - Let's admit it!
- It's over. - It's over. - Thank you.
Now, there are only two chances left for H.Cox.
How will Ikea, who is a pinch-hitter, challenge Kirao first?
On the 6th inning...
He hits it! It's a just beat! Left forward!
Wow! It went through!
Best carbutter fine play!
Now, the batter is Horibe. He's on defense for the first time today.
Oh, it came out! It's a slider that comes out of the infield course!
It's empty! Horibe, Keisuke, it's empty! No two outs or runners!
The pitcher, Kanemitsu, is heading for the carbutter box.
Kanemitsu has lost a big point on the 6th inning.
Oh! The government has shown its attitude.
Kanemitsu, oh, two! Swing and a miss!
A straight forehand ball.
A two-out runner. Here, coach Watanabe will jump out.
Hamada. Hamada Masatoshi.
It's far. This is the first far fly.
He caught it! A first-time first-ever far fly!
Kanemitsu, oh, two!
There are no points behind the fifth floor.
Now, the final attack. Will a miracle happen to H. GODS?
As a pinch-hitter, Maeda Yoshihiro was sent to the batter's box.
Maeda took a break at Shirowari Training Center and came back to Masaki Training Center.
Maeda, no-strike-two-ball.
A first-course miss. A forehand ball.
Maeda, a batter with seven strikes behind him, came out on top.
The one who made a miracle happen at Masaki Training Center was Koichiro Konokudo of the batter's box.
The runner starts! The catcher starts again!
Maeda, a second-base pass success.
A no-out runner.
A curve! He hit it! A third!
He took a third! He sent it to the first base!
The first-base runner didn't take it!
A runner out, runner in second base!
However, the batter's box is Kudo Junichiro.
He hit it! A third!
A heart! It's a third!
Oh, that was close!
Somehow, the runner stayed in the game.
There may still be a trace of the game left in this area.
Two outs and runner two innings.
The batter's box has a fifth.
Run! Run! Run!
A third! A third!
Is it a bungee jump?!
Oh, no!
The runner is Tom Linston!
But! But! But!
The dream is still connected!
A miracle may happen!
And the batter's box is punched by Sato.
The dream is connected to this punch by Sato.
Will a miracle happen in the endgame?
The runner is Sato!
Hole-in success!
Well done!
The runner is in second place!
Now, with this, if he hits one, he gets one hit!
He can go back to the beginning of the game!
It's a game! It's a game!
The third pitch from one and one!
A heart! A heart!
A left! A bent fly! A drop shot!
Gunter! Three outs!
The game is over!
The first loss of the fourth round of the A.C. Rocks!
And! And! At this moment, the A.C. Rocks will be disbanded!
I hereby declare the disbandment!
Thank you very much!
It's disbanded. It's really disbanded!
Now, Director Watanabe of Angel Fix, who shattered the dream of H-GODS,
has handed over Ms. Tama to Ms. Tama for her hard work.
Thank you for your hard work, Ms. Tama! H-GODS really did a good job!
Emergency announcement!
We, on October 10th, will form a new H-GODS for Fukuoka!
What will happen next?!
This is a surprising development for the new H-GODS!
What will happen next?!
So, when you two pass by each other, you switch places.
Jody, be careful of the umbrella position.
Yes, sir!
Ms. Tama, you choose your shield as usual and...
I didn't do anything.
If you say your usual lines, it's obvious.
I'm just kidding!
- Your sleeve. - My thigh.
- I'm counting on you. - Yes, sir.
- Make sure you do it right. - Yes, sir!
Hey, Nishikawa-kun! Nishikawa-kun! What are you looking at, Nishikawa-kun?!
- Yuki-chan! - Yes, sir!
Nishikawa-kun! Nishikawa-kun! Are you watching TV or what?!
Nishikawa-kun! Use your usual lines!
Do you understand?!
- Then... - Then who are you?!
Chan! Chan!
- Nishikawa-kun! - Nishikawa-kun!
- I'll say my lines. - Yes, sir!
Where are you?!
Yes, sir! I'm Jody Hiroko-kun!
- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
Then let's do it!
Room 201.
Yes, sir!
Room 402!
Sheath input cut to position!
Ready...
Start!
[Music]
Yah! Yah! Yah!
Showdo Goro!
Give me the book!
Wait!
Thank you!
Debts!
Yes!
Debts!
Yes!
Teacher, it's not Showdo Goro. It's Debts.
I accidentally came up with my own name Debts.
It's a joke!
You can't laugh, can you?
Nishikawa!
Chan!
You're not a candidate. Chan!
What's this?
Is this drug and Chan?
Director!
You're reliable, aren't you?
Reliable?
It's like you've crossed the railroad.
Yuki! Yuki!
Yes!
You're so childish!
Chan!
Yes!
Chan!
You're good. You're good.
I'm counting on you.
Let's do it for real!
Please!
201.
Please!
100 vs. 1 with Shintaniura!
Ready!
Action!
Take this! Take this! Take this!
Moriguchi Engine!
Going, going, going home...
Cut! Cut!
Sensei! What is "Moriguchi Engine"?
You don't know?
You don't know!
You don't know how to sing!
Chan!
Chan...
Chan!
You! Moriguchi!
Take this! Take this!
I'll kill you!
I'm sorry.
Don't worry! You can sing!
Yes!
Believe in yourself!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Please!
Moriguchi!
Please!
Please go!
Sensei!
"Moriguchi Engine"!
Action!
Ready!
Start!
Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!
Ice coffee man!
Yes!
Cut!
Why don't you take your gun?
Teacher!
Ice coffee?
Who are you?
Ice coffee!
Why...
Ishikago!
Yeah!
What are you doing?
Check!
Hiya!
Check!
Everyone withdraw!
Withdraw!
Stop!
Good morning!
Real Town Kitchen!
Is starting!
Well, today we came to see cute Chinese animals, pandas!
Yeah!
Well, let's call our quiet big brother!
Big brother!
Hello!
You are...
Yes, question!
Yes, Mr. Gazapinos!
How can you get along with pandas?
There are many ways of doing it!
Well, we won't get used to it!
We won't get used to it...
We won't get used to it!
We won't get used to it...
Where do pandas come from?
Panda!
Panda doesn't come from anywhere!
Hamada is coming!
Today, a professional will sing for us!
Her name is Junko Miyama!
I don't know!
I dreamed of becoming a singer 13 and a half years ago and made my debut!
I haven't had many chances and my name is on the 4th floor now!
Last October, as Junko Miyama, I sang "Momotoringo no Monogatari"!
I don't know! I don't know!
I made my debut with that song and now I'm fighting for my last chance!
As a singer and a million seller, I made a great success, Hamada-san!
Well, this has nothing to do with it!
Will you help me with my campaign?
I will definitely give you 10,000 yen as a reward!
I'm calling you now!
Junko Miyama! Please come in!
Hello!
Let's go inside!
Nice to meet you! I'm Junko Miyama!
It's been 13 and a half years! You've progressed a lot!
You're right! I've progressed a lot!
This is Junko Miyama's song "Nenpyo Watashi", "Make It"!
"People have a history"...
"People have a history"!
Her real name is Teruhira Junko.
In 1982, she won the Radio Kansai Karaoke Grand Prix!
That's a good start!
It is!
Next year!
Not Taurus Records, but Kakogawa Junko!
What is Kakogawa anyway?
I'm from Kakogawa!
You're bad at this!
You're from Kakogawa, so you're Kakogawa Junko!
That's right...
In 1987, she won the Teichiku Records!
Her real name has changed!
She's now Takeshita Junko!
What is this Takeshita?
This is when Takeshita Noboru became prime minister!
You're too old for this!
No, I'm still young!
You're still young!
The third time!
It's changed!
It's been a long time!
Is this called "Saiiki Shiho"?
Yes!
How did you come up with this name?
I liked the name "Shiho".
I wanted to give it to girls in the future, so I took good care of it!
It was my worst self-awareness!
Was it your worst self-awareness?
You couldn't sell it!
I didn't have it for a year!
That's right!
That's fine!
And in 1994...
You're back, Junko Miyama!
Nice to meet you!
Your first kimono!
Kimono!
But...
Did you have a promotional video in the past?
A promotional video for myself?
No, I didn't!
You didn't, did you?
Let's make one!
Let's make one?
"The Story of an Apple"!
Let's make a promotional video!
Yes!
Let's sell Miyama Junko!
Thank you.
If it burns like this, let's stop!
Miyama Junko's promotional video! Let's make it!
This is scene 7.
Scene 7.
It's an apartment.
Yes.
Well, my sister called me and I wrote a letter.
Yes.
Miyama Junko is twilighted in front of the letter I wrote to my sister.
She's twilighted.
From there, she looks like that.
Yes.
It looks sad.
It's sad.
With a sad expression.
It's sad.
Yes.
Take a picture.
Yes, I understand.
Is it okay for me to take it now?
Yes, I got it.
Well, I'm going.
Yes, please get ready.
Yes.
Simbo!
Yes!
That laundry woman!
Isn't there something?
I don't have a man, but I feel like I'm living with a man.
Hey!
Don't you have men's underwear?
If you don't have men's underwear, you should take off your underwear and dry it.
I'll take it off when it's still sunny.
It's like...
How can I say it?
When I look at it...
It's like...
How can I say it?
Does it touch you?
It's like...
His...
Okay, action!
Simbo!
Yes!
Miyama!
I'm sorry!
Can you say something?
Why?
Hey!
I'm a director!
Finally, it's the last cut.
Yes.
Okay?
Miyama Junko's promotion video.
Yes.
Finally, it's the end.
Yes.
She writes a letter to her country's little sister.
Yes.
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Action!
Okay!
Action!
Cut!
Okay!
Please wait for the final cut.
I'll make it great and show it to you.
- Are you sure about that? - Of course I am.
- Thank you for your time. - You're welcome.
- Miyama, Jin and Fan - Yes.
It's a film, isn't it?
I bought two more and went home
One by one with you
Thinking of eating
In a small room, the sun was setting
You weren't there
Like a page in the sunset
White snow is falling
It's been a while since I was alone this winter
White snow is falling
I wrote you a letter
Saying I'd call you my little sister
I wrote you a long letter
Episode Three
What?
What's that?
Can I talk to you for a moment?
I'm sorry.
I have to go to a party today.
I don't know if it's the change of season or me, but I have a cold.
I don't have much time.
I have to go to a party.
I don't think I'll ask you right away when I've taken my medicine.
It's better not to drink it.
This is a real pharmacy.
There's something like that.
It's a big deal.
Can you hear me?
It's a big deal.
It's three times the wind.
It's a big deal. It's a big deal.
Do you understand?
What I mean is...
What's three times the wind?
It's...
It's unpleasant headache and...
It's a terrible pain in my throat and...
Shut up and shut up!
Talk!
Are you deaf?
I'm sorry, but you have to talk.
You know what I'm saying, right?
I've fixed my cold and I don't have time for a party, but I can't go to a party with this mood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm counting on you.
I'm going to get on the boat.
Let me go.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm hungry.
I'm going to get on the boat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like this.
Come over here like this.
Hold this.
I have to borrow money.
Why don't you let me borrow you some money?
What're you talking about?
I'm telling you the truth, I can't move like this.
Besides, I don't have enough energy to use it.
What are you thinking of?
It's written "DIE" on my bonnet.
Hurry up! It's none of your business!
Not at all!
It's none of your business! Hurry up!
You know, you know...
My head hurts and I want to do something about it, but when I talk to you, it hurts even more!
You know Bafalin, right? Bafalin!
Bafalin, you know it, right? Bring it here! It won't work.
Shut up! Idiot!
What are you thinking about?
I'm telling you, you're running out of energy.
You're crazy!
Yeah, yeah, this is a tambourine.
Isn't it pretty?
It's fluttering, isn't it a good woman?
Angle, angle, angle, angle, bend, angle!
Someone stop me!
What are you doing?
I'm dying!
Stop it!
Stop it, idiot!
It reminds me of the past!
It doesn't hurt at all!
Are you crazy?
Clean it up, idiot!
You're wrong!
You don't understand!
I have a headache!
I want to stop my nose from running!
Do something about it!
You can do it, right?
Do it, idiot!
Do it!
I'm telling you, we don't have much time!
Let me go!
I'm your favorite friend.
But you can't have my heart.
But you can only have me.
What's up with you? You look like you've come to watch a comedy show.
Like "Wow, so this is Katsura-san's show."
Is it still on?
No, right?
I've had enough of this!
I want some cold medicine! Cold medicine!
I want to warm up my body! Hurry up, Katsura-san!
Ah!
Okay, okay, wait a minute.
Open up your mouth.
No, don't open it.
Open up your mouth.
No, don't open it.
Wait a minute.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Why is it so cold?!
It's so cold and I've got a cold too!
I've had enough of this!
Die!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Why is it so cold?!
I've had enough of this!
I'm going to drink!
What's wrong with you?
I'm not going to kill you!
You haven't had enough of this, have you?
Not at all.
Look, Anjo.
Anjo is in the middle of it.
Anjo is in the middle of it, but he's going to have a good time.
I'd rather you find me a softer place.
I'm going to go.
Anjo!
What are you doing?
That's a funny move!
What's going on?
I'm not going to do it!
I'm going to drink!
Get out of my way!
The other way around!
Open your mouth!