AISubs v3.4
FOR TEAM FIGHT!
THE UPDATES WILL RUN TO THE FRONT OF THE STAGE AND MAKE A POSE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!
THE TEAM WITH THE FASTEST TEAM WINS!
AS ALWAYS, THE MVP WILL RECEIVE A SIGNAL, MAYBE A PRESENT!
MINOSHAMA!
HOPEFULLY!
I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE POSE, AND YOU'RE GONNA COME HIT ME!
OK!
AND IN THIS ROOM, EVERYONE'S GONNA MAKE THE SAME POSE!
Yeah!
OK!
THE POSE FOR TEAM MASUMOTO IS...
THIS ONE!
ROUND ONE, MASUMOTO VS TEAM MASUMOTO!
READY!
GO!
(Let's go!)
(Hey, you!)
(Target spotted)
(Now, let's do the mission.)
(Let's check your poses first.)
(This is your pose.)
(Shane!)
(Make sure you have your left and right position.)
(This is the position you need.)
(Your feet should be like this.)
(Don't turn your socks like that.)
(Don't be silly!)
(Shut up!)
(Are you ready?)
(You're making me crazy.)
You're crazy!
Like this?
Now, let's do it!
Don't be lazy!
Don't do it!
Hey!
The winner of the first round is G-man!
How dare you!
How dare you do this to me!
I won in the team, but I didn't lose in the individual!
You lost here!
Now...
We have ten rounds!
Let me show you the position.
This one!
To the right!
Here you are!
Let me show you!
You know it?
I don't know it anymore!
The second round is also G-man's round!
SNAKE!
(Guitar playing)
(Screaming)
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
What are you waiting for?
Let's do it!
Hurry up!
One, two...
Go!
I saw it from here and it disappeared.
It was so scary!
Second round...
Team Amada wins!
That was scary.
OK, round three!
Team Wazzo and Samama.
Hey, wait!
That's not possible!
Think humanistically, B!
What's wrong with you?
You're such a coward.
Did you become moral when you were in elementary school?
You're crazy!
Are you OK? Go!
I'm not OK at all!
Here is the pose for round three!
UFO!
UFO?
UFO!
Good!
Get ready!
Keep your eyes on the camera!
You're 20 years old!
Look at the camera over there!
OK, let's go!
Wait a minute!
If we win like this, what will happen?
If we win?
We lost in the first and second rounds, didn't we?
If we win like this, can we make a comeback?
No!
Here it is!
Ready!
What do you mean "ready"?
Are you ready to win or lose?
What do you mean "ready"?
Can you grab it?
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
I can't grab it.
Why can't you grab it?
Ready, set, go!
Go!
It's too fast!
Help me!
Let's go!
I'm crying.
Team Upazord's record so far is 38 seconds!
38 seconds?!
It doesn't matter if we lose or win.
Give me a chance!
What is it?
Give me a chance!
What is it? What do you want?
Our team from the east will try 30 times.
OK!
I'll do my best, so if you win, please say something about my winning.
I'm looking forward to it!
Udon! Yes!
Do your best! Yes!
So, you won't use any of the skills you've learned so far?
Huh? All of the skills I've learned so far are useless?
OK, action!
I'm not interested in you at all.
This program is brought to you by "T. and. G."
Maiden company. Mesle Japan. Delivered to you by Nissin Foods.
And the winner is...
I'm going to win for sure!
You can do it!
(Laughter)
Let's play!
(Music)
(Applause)
(Laughter)
This is a washing machine.
Oh, you got a good one!
That's all! It was a team fight!
(Applause)
So, teacher, after you cut him up, you have something to say.
Hmm?
Daigo-ro.
Yes.
Please.
So, after you say "Daigo-ro", you have something to say.
Nishikago.
(Laughter)
Nishikago!
(Laughter)
Nishikago!
(Laughter)
Listen! Listen to me!
I have something to say!
Chan!
(Laughter)
Look at me!
(Laughter)
Nishikago!
Look at me!
Nishikago!
(Laughter)
Hey!
(Laughter)
Shut up!
(Laughter)
Nishikago, you know what I'm saying!
No, no, don't say it!
Yes.
(Laughter)
Let's say it for real!
Yes!
Let's say it for real!
(Laughter)
Let's say it for real!
Scene 32, cut 1!
Ready!
Start!
(Snap)
(Dogs howling)
(Snap)
Dismissed!
(Laughs)
Sensei, it's not a line. It's not Kenichiro. It's Daigoro.
It's funny, Daigoro.
Daigoro.
Give me the phone.
Get married.
Nijikago!
What did you say?
"Chan"!
"Chan" is not enough!
Can you say something longer? "Chan"!
If you hear "Daigoro", say "Chan", Nijikago!
Chan...
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
I want to say it with a loud voice!
Are you ready?
Let's do it for real!
One more time!
"Mahade Ran Gatto"!
Please!
Daigoro!
Shin San...
Shin Sanjuni Tatsuichi!
Ready...
Start!
I'll show you who's the boss!
Junpei!
Cut!
Teacher! Teacher! Daigoro!
Teacher! Teacher!
Daigoro!
Do you know who I am?
I'm Junpei!
You're quite famous.
No, I'm not! I'm not famous!
Teacher!
I'm Daigoro!
Please!
Nishikawa-kun!
Chan!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
Don't look at me like that!
I'm begging you!
Right, Nishikawa-kun?
Right?
I'm begging you!
Chan!
Didn't you say it earlier?
Chan!
I can't hear you!
Chan!
I can't do this!
Alright!
Let's do the next one!
I'll do it!
Daigoro! Chan!
Anna! Takata! OK!
Please!
Let's go!
Cut!
Scene thirty-two, cut one!
Ready!
Start!
Ready!
Start!
Take this!
Let's eat Daigo's curry and get Chuck E. Cuts!
Stop!
What are you doing?
Daigo's curry and get Chuck E. Cuts!
Take this!
Shibata festival!
I didn't say anything!
Stop eating!
Stop!
Stop eating!
I'm going now.
Be careful.
Can you do it by yourself?
Can you put miso soup in the pot?
Of course.
I'm going now.
Are you okay?
I'm going now.
Be careful.
I'm going now.
- Yes, hello, Busuko Club. - Oh, hello.
- Hello, Busuko Club. - Um, it's my first time, but...
- Oh, is it? Don't worry about it. - Um...
- It says only young people over 20 years old. - It's all right.
- Everyone is over 20 years old. - Um...
- I'm here to play like a club. - Yes, it's all right.
- Oh, is it? - Yes, it is.
- Um... "change" means... - You can say it as many times as you like.
- Oh, is it? - It's all right.
- Well, can you do me a favor? - Thank you very much.
- Have a wonderful night. - Thank you very much.
- Yes, thank you. - Thank you.
Oh, my God!
- Yes! Oh, it's open! - Hello.
- I'm Leona of Busuko Club. - Oh...
- Can you do me a favor? - Oh, I'm sorry.
- What? - "Change"?
- Oh, I'm sorry. "Change" means...
- Do you have an eye mask? - No...
- But "change" means... - Do you have a tie?
- No, I don't. I'm sorry. - "Change"?
- Yes. - Well, I'll make a phone call.
- Oh, go ahead. - "Change"?
- Oh, "change" means... - All of you are over 20 years old.
I have no dreams or hopes.
- Oh, hello. I'm Leona. - Model...
- "Change". - Yes.
- "Change". - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'll be right back. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Sexy eye, isn't it? - Yes!
- Yes, go ahead. - I'm not American, but I can speak English.
- If you want me to speak in English, I'll speak in English, but I can do both.
- Can you feel it? - No, no.
- I can't speak Japanese. - Oh, I see.
- What are you going to do? - You're cute.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't order it. - Why?
- I'm sorry. I don't like foreign food. - Really?
- Can you change it for me? - Change it? - Yes.
- Oh, you're so energetic. - I'm sorry.
- You're a boss. - Change it? - Yes, I'm sorry.
- You can't? - Yes.
- You can't? - Yes!
- Excuse me.
- You can refuse my order. - Thank you.
- What? - Can I use my slippers?
- Do you want a shower? - No.
- Can I use only my mouth today?
- Let's get started. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- What? Who are you? - I'm from Busco Club.
- What? - I'm sure you have a lot of money.
- I'm here to withdraw it. - I have a lot of money, but...
- What? Busco Club? - Yes.
- Uncle...
- What a hassle. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- What's wrong, uncle? - What's wrong?
- No, it's fine. Please change it. - What?
- No, please change it. - I'm in trouble...
- Change it, you say? - Yes.
To be honest, I'm depressed.
- No, no... - It's hotter than today.
- No, I'm depressed, but... - Change it, you say?
- Can you think of something else? - No, no, no, no, no, no!
- It's not like that... - Think about it for a second!
- No, no, it's... - You're an adult!
- But... - After you quit your job...
- But you're mad at me... - You want money for fun and you work in a store like this!
Even if you lose money, it's only a temporary change!
You keep saying "change", but...
To you, "change" means something, doesn't it?
- Well... - Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
- Can I say one thing? - Yes.
If...
This wasn't our encounter...
You would have...
...been in big trouble!
Yes!
You're an idiot!
Go home!
Oh, it's Busco Club.
Go home!
Playboy!
Go home, will you?
Go home!
BOLTON WAY!
Go home!
You and your weird ideas!
Go home!
BOLTON WAY!
Go home!
BOLTON WAY!
Go home!
Well...
How about this one?
Yes, yes...
Do you like it?
I like it.
Yes.
I'll go and get it.
Go ahead.
I'll fix it up...
Okay...
Please wait a moment...
Okay...
How is it?
Yes...
Is it okay?
Yes...
Excuse me...
I'm sorry...
Yes...
If you wear it...
Yes...
Please call me...
Yes...
I'll look at it...
It's a little small...
Small?
Yes...
Is it okay?
Yes...
No, it's isn't!
And then, the unexpected explosion of the Talented Launcher, which was lighter than expected!
In the end, they won magnificently!
And then, they'll face a new strong enemy!
This time, H-GODS will face off against the world heavyweight champion, Nobuhiko Takada and his power team, UWF-INSTAR.
You guys all look so strong. You're amazing!
If we're going to talk about winning, we have to do it fast. We're all fast.
And we're all going to get hurt.
Don't say anything. Let's do it!
It was 42 degrees just now.
Should we go back?
No way!
The first two teams and wrestlers are already decided.
If we lose here, it will be very tough.
October 10th is decided too!
October! October! It's decided until October 10th!
That's amazing, October 10th! The place is!
The place is amazing! Fukuoka Dome!
Let's go!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Now, the opponent of the second match is probably the strongest power army on earth.
It is the UWF International Team led by Takada Nobuhiko.
The average height is 178 centimeters, the average weight is 90 kilograms, and the maximum strength is 303 kilograms.
I will tell you about the live broadcast separately from Fuji TV.
First of all, let me introduce the members of H-GOTS who are well known for their defense.
The pitcher is of course this person, Hamada.
And the catcher is Jimmy Onishi.
First is Punch Sato.
And the second is Kurano.
The third is Kudo Junichiro, Kudo brothers' brother.
This is Shoto Itao.
And the left is Kimura, center Kudo Koichiro.
And the right is Higashino.
The temperature on the ground is probably already slightly above 40 degrees.
In this condition, what kind of fight will the seven innings show?
First, left, Yamamoto.
Left, Yamamoto.
Now, Yamamoto Kenichi has entered the batter box.
Carrying the 21st century UWF International Team, the hope of the aircraft is the best.
Now, first pitch!
Oops, it came out big.
One ball, nothing.
Today, Hamada has climbed two types of curves.
He has learned this curve for the first time and has climbed it for UWF International Team.
It's an empty pitch!
However, he is slow, so it is difficult to see the difference between the curve and the straight.
Now! This is a left! Kimura's right!
Wow! It's a birdie! It's a birdie! It's a birdie!
Suddenly, Yamamoto! First base, second base, Cho- da course!
Now! Will he kick it for the second? He kicked it for the second! He kicked it! He kicked it!
He's heading for the third base! Oh, he's a little confused by the middle game play!
Three-way sit!
No-out runner for the third base!
Ah, he suddenly faced a pinch! Eichigo-tsu!
Now! Hamada stands up and suddenly hits a three- base!
Suddenly caught in the batter box, second baseman Kanehara!
Out of bounds!
It's a dead position!
Out of bounds for the third! Two and one!
He's slightly escaping out of bounds. Was that a curve?
He's on a mound over 40 degrees. Will he start?
Out! Ah! It's a touch and start!
Just barely out of bounds! He suddenly starts!
It's a try and a foul!
He barely out of bounds and gets a single shot!
The runner and handley are switched in one out and it's a batter box for Anjou!
He's a beginner! He's flying to the right!
To the east of the right!
He got it!
And the runner and handley are heading home!
But it's not enough!
A sacrifice fly for the right!
The championship is UWF International!
And the captain, Nobuhiko Takada, is in the right batter box!
He's 184cm and 105kg!
OK!
He hit it but it's not enough for a third fly!
Sanrui Kudo Junshiro raises his hand and gets the bat!
He hits it hard and gets one point!
Coach, you got one point!
Well...
If only I had a father like you...
I'd be able to do better...
I know! I'll do my best!
If only I had a father like you...
Well, I'll do my best!
Now, let me introduce you to the UWF Inter.
The pitcher is, of course, Nobuhiko Takada.
And the catcher is Asami.
The first is Takihara.
And the second is Kanehara.
The third is Tano.
The fourth is Anjou Youji.
The fifth is Gaia.
The sixth is Yamamoto.
The center is Takahara.
The seventh is Takakibara.
And that's all for now.
Now, we'll see the first batter, H. GODS, attack.
He's chasing the first point.
The first point is lost.
The pitcher is Hamada Matsutoshi.
He's in the right batter box as the best batter.
Now, let's watch Takada's pitching on the mound.
He's behind the first floor.
And he's standing up.
Oops!
The first pitcher hit him in the face.
Nobuhiko Takada is on the mound.
No strike, one ball.
No wind up, he threw it. Second ball, oops!
The ball is a little off from the first and second balls, Takada.
How will this stand up?
Third ball, oh! This is also a ball and no strike!
Takada is a young baseball player who has won the best player award in the baseball team.
Fourth ball, oh! This is also off from the first and second balls, Masato Amada is in first place.
Two consecutive four balls, no outs and one or two chances. In third place is Junichiro Kudo. Will he be able to get a tie?
Full count is sixth! Third ball! Third ball! Amada couldn't get a tie.
Finally, he got an out. It's high on the mound. However, the one heading to the batter's box is Junichiro Kudo, an expected slacker of the H-GOTS.
Now, runner, start! And he shot it up! Fly to the short! Runner is jumping out! Short got it and passed it to the second! Double play!
Junichiro Kudo couldn't tie up his chances of no outs and runner's two or one.
In first round, U.W.F. Hunter is in first place.
Coach, it was a nice pitching, wasn't it?
Yes, I made all of it myself. I hope I can be of use to you. Thank you.
The first round is going to be a tough one. Will U.W.F. Hunter be able to catch up?
Now, the pitchers are going to change from this round.
Takada is in first place and Kakihara is on the mound.
It's a hit order from the ninth batter, Higashino.
If Higashino comes out, he'll put a runner on the top of the pitch and go around. It's going to be a very good development.
What is Higashino going to do with this one point?
Higashino is good at hitting the ball...
It's a hit! It's a hit!
It's a short!
No matter what you say, Higashino was a legend last time!
Higashino is going to hit it! Higashino is going to hit it!
The ball is passed to the second!
It's a save! It's a save!
Higashino is very happy at the moment of hitting the second ball.
Error! Core ball! Core ball!
No hit and no out! Full base!
The third batter is Kuro Junichiro. No out! Full base!
All of the bases are full!
Ah! Toigo!
Oh! Ah! Dead ball! Dead ball! It's a dead ball!
It's a dead ball! He pushes it out!
The first batter is Koichiro Kudo.
He drives the batting home and passes it above the third batter's head!
The best by two ball is at the fore! The ball is passed and it's a counterattack!
And the third batter is Kimura pushes it in and scores!
Fifth batter is catcher Jimmy Onishi.
The first batter is going to hit it!
This is a large open space ship! Space ship! It fell in the middle of the middle!
Now, this is the fourth point! Kudo brothers, fifth point!
Aichin runs through!
Kudo 11th grade, Kudo 11th grade, Aichin ran through!
Aichin runs through! Kudo 11th grade, Aichin ran through!
Kudo 11th grade, Aichin ran through!
Match over, 7-1!
Japan has won the UWS Internationals for the second time in a row!
On October 10, Japan advanced once again to the quarterfinals!
The V2 Cup Series was a big blow for Japan!
2-1 in the quarterfinals!
Japan can finally set its sights for that coming October!
Whoa!
combative rebounded punch!
out of the ass
Come on!
I'm ready!
We're ready!
Let's go for the next challenge!
Sharpness of the knife!
The taste of justice that even babies can understand!
Glad you're here!
It's food time!
No! No! No!
No!
Well, that's it for now.
Let us call in our cooking teacher for today!
Cathy Tsukamoto, teacher of Shimanto River Food School!
Congratulations!
- You're energetic today, too. - You're right. Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
- You said "good afternoon" earlier, didn't you? - What are you talking about?
- Why didn't you wake me up in the morning? - What are you talking about?
- What? - No, no, you're wrong.
- What are you talking about? You'll be surprised if you watch TV. - What are you talking about?
- Why do you say that? - Huh?
No, no, you just met me for the first time here. What are you talking about?
- You came last night, didn't you? - What are you talking about?
- What? - What are you talking about?
- You just met me for the first time here, didn't you? - No, I didn't, professor.
- You're a human being, aren't you? - No, I'm not.
- What are you talking about? - No, I'm not.
- I don't know what you're talking about. It's me, isn't it? - No, it's me.
- I'm the one who grabs you and you're the one who gets grabbed. - What are you talking about?
- You just met me for the first time here, didn't you? - No, I'm not.
- No, no, please stop it. - No, I'm not.
- Professor, you're always joking. - Oh, it's a joke.
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
- The scene has changed. - What are you talking about?
- Professor, it's a joke. - It's not a joke.
- I'm surprised. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Professor, you're always joking. - What are you talking about?
- Professor, I'm really surprised. - It's a joke.
- I'm sorry if it's a joke. - Professor, did you have a vacation or something?
- Oh, unfortunately, it was a summer vacation, even though I'm an announcer. - You didn't have a vacation, did you?
- You have to play a little more, since it's summer. - You're right.
- Professor, I'm surprised. - Vacation.
- Vacation, vacation, and you're talking about vacation.
- What's that?
- What are you talking about? Stop it!
- Look at the video again, over there.
- There's a mosaic in it. I think you know what I'm talking about.
- What is it? Is there a video? - Yes, there is.
- Is there a video of you hitting on girls? - Yes, there is.
- What? - He said it. Stop it, professor!
- Is that so?
- You know, it's funny. When you hit on girls, you become open-minded, right?
- Yes, you do. - So I went to Cebu Island.
- Cebu Island? - Yes, I went to Cebu Island.
- When you go to Cebu Island, you go on a pilgrimage.
- It was very high, so you ride a motorcycle.
- Then you end up like a lizard with its tail cut off.
- Wait a minute. I don't get it at all.
- So you went to Cebu Island. - Yes, I know what you're talking about.
- Then you end up like a mountain in the middle of winter.
- Then you end up in a mess.
- You don't know what's good for you.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- All I know is that you went to Cebu Island.
- So you enjoyed your holiday in Cebu Island.
- You enjoyed it, right? - You enjoyed it, right?
- Then let's go to the middle of winter.
- Let's do it. Let's do it.
- Let's do it with Judy today.
- Here are the ingredients.
- Here are the noodles.
- Here are the Chinese noodles.
- And here are the vegetables.
- Here you go.
- Here are the noodles.
- Teacher! Teacher!
- Teacher! Teacher! What's wrong?
- I have a headache.
- Teacher, I have a headache.
- I have a headache. - I have a headache.
- Let's just cook. - Let's go home.
- Let's just cook. - Let's do it twice.
- Let's do it twice.
- Let's do it once. - Let's do it five times.
- Let's do it once. - I have a headache.
- How do you cook it? - I don't know.
- Then show me how you cook it. - I want to go home.
- Then show me how you cook it. - I don't know.
- I know. It's okay. - Let's do it twice.
- Let's go around once. - You don't have to go around.
- Just cook it once.
- I don't know.
- I'm scared. - Aren't you scared?
- I'm not scared of anything. - I'm scared of noodles.
- Oh, no.
- Teacher, I have a headache. - You have a headache?
- I have a headache. I think I have a strange illness.
- I have a strange illness. I'm sure I have it.
- I have it. - This is bad.
- I think I have a strange illness abroad. - This is bad!
- I'm scared of myself. - Let's go home.
- I'm not scared of anything. - If you're not scared of anything, let's cook it.
- I buried my child. - Let's go home.
- What happened? - I don't know.
- Is he alive or dead? - I think he's dead.
- Why did you do that? - The police are investigating me.
- What are you talking about? - The police are investigating me.
- I don't know.
- Let's go home. - He's dead. - Let's go home.
- He's dead. - I don't know.
- This is embarrassing.
- Let's end it. - Yes. - Let's end it. - Yes.
- Cook! - Cook! - Slam! - Slam! - Slash! - Slash!
- You didn't even say goodbye. - You didn't even say goodbye.
It's cold.
I'm thirsty.
I can't jump.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Yu-chan!
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
No, please don't do this.