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THE TEAM FIGHT!
ON YOUR BODY, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BAD BALLOON!
THE TEAM THAT POPS THE BALLOON FIRST WINS!
OH YEAH, YOU KNOW THE ENTERTAINMENT IS SUPER POP AND PRESENT!
SO POP AND SLIDE, SLIDE AND POP!
YOU'RE P-P-POPPIN' UP!
Now, today is a little scary, you know?
Look behind you! Over here!
This is, um... Let's slide our buttocks like this!
Yes!
And when you get to this point...
Yes!
The balloon will pop!
Yes, yes!
The first round is this point, right?
Yes!
And gradually, the distance of the balloon will go down like this!
Yes, yes!
And...
In the first round...
Both teams will properly...
You look like you want it!
I'm sorry!
Do it like this! It feels good!
Do it like this!
Everyone's doing it!
Doesn't it feel good?
It feels good, doesn't it?
Well then, I'll go home!
For now, the team that pops the balloon first wins!
Yes!
Okay!
Let's go!
Yes!
Now, first of all, the first round!
Yes!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors first!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Which one?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Which one?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes, rock-paper-scissors!
Okay, let's do the eastern one!
Yes!
Okay, I'll do it!
Can you hear the fans of Niwaka?
Niwaka?
No, I can't.
You don't have any fans!
Don't fight!
Let's do it!
Ready...
Niwaka!
Well, then...
I'm the leader!
You're the leader?
Yes!
Go for it!
Good luck!
Leader!
I'm the leader!
OK, OK, OK...
Go for it!
I'm the leader!
Is this possible?
No...
No more...
I'm scared!
Yes, yes...
He's really good!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Then I'll go!
Yes, please!
Matsumoto-san!
Go for it!
He's talking with a smile!
Is it over?
Go for it!
Side power!
Go for it, Gajiro!
Yes!
Grab the balloon and run!
Forward view... Forward view is better...
Forward view is better!
That's it!
Friends are good, aren't they?
Don't worry about me.
Don't worry about the program.
I'm not worried about you because you got hurt.
You go out alone.
It's obvious.
You go out right now.
You are different from your childhood.
That's right.
It's over. It's over for sure.
Yamada and Hadako's turn.
You go out.
No!
The winner of the first round is the Matsumoto team!
Now!
The second round!
The distance is here!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
One more shot and it's decided!
Now!
Let's hear the song of the first team!
Matsumoto team wins!
Wait for me!
Let's go!
What are you? A man of effort?
Don't come any closer.
Let's go!
What's up with him? Let's go!
- Good evening. - Good evening.
- Can you do it? - Huh?
- Then our team's captain will do it. Go ahead!
- Stop it. - Don't get so worked up.
I'll do it, so don't say anything.
It's fine, everyone. Leave it to me.
My hands are scary.
All right! Let's get this show on the road!
All right! Let's go home!
Who's going there?
Who's going?
Is Ryoko going?
Who's Ryoko?
She's a member.
Go ahead.
Go!
P!
Go!
Can you say "P" for me?
Oh, you want me to say "P" for you?
You'd better say "P" for me!
Go! Go! Go!
P!
Oh, no!
Just stand up and run!
If you can do this, you'll stand up without a limit!
Can you do it one more time?
What?
Can you do it one more time?
This?
Yes!
Is this good for TV?
Go! Go! Go!
P!
Well, is your marriage serious?
It's love and fire.
You're just holding it back, aren't you?
Are you a man?
Are you holding it back?
Almost.
It's not like the one you did before.
The winning team is still...
Today, for sure...
The winner is...
Kuranosawa!
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An emergency plan!
Takahiro Kuranosawa's "I'm Really Popular!"
The ugly man of the entertainment world, Takahiro Kuranosawa...
I'm Really Popular!
This program has challenged the second star of the entertainment world!
The first one is Fujii Fumiya!
Fumiya, huh?
Fumiya, I love you!
Of course, the winner is Fumiya Dorenko!
The second one is Fukuyama Masaharu!
Fukuyama!
The answer is Fukuyama Masaharu again!
Kuranosawa challenges him again!
Kuranosawa loses again!
Kuranosawa is tall, but...
Kuranosawa challenges him one last time!
Who will be his opponent?
What kind of battle will it be?
You've seen many of our previous battles on our digest.
- Really? - Yes.
- Last time, it was me. - Yes.
- And the final battle is... - The final one!
- Masumoto Hitoshi. - Yes!
- Today... - It's my first time in a digest.
Are you ready to lose?
At the end of this battle, Masumoto will answer in Harajuku.
- You've heard of it, haven't you? - Yes, I have.
- You said "what?" in Harajuku. - Of course!
- There are many young people. - There's no way I'm losing!
- Harajuku is no good! - What are you doing?
This is embarrassing!
How tall are you?
Do you think you can beat me in ratio?
Well...
Four to six?
I understand.
Then, let's go outside.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Then, staff...
Please listen to me.
Downtown hot...
Can I interview you for a moment?
I'm a downtown hot guy.
Kurano Takahiro and downtown hot guy.
Which one would you like to date?
Kurano.
Yes!
She is...
Cute!
She is...
She is hot!
Are you surprised?
Yes!
She is the hottest girl in Konjiwa!
She is a country girl!
Yes, she is!
Kurano Takahiro and downtown hot guy.
Which one would you like to date?
Hot guy.
I'm desperate!
It's hot...
Is it good?
Yes, it's good!
One, one!
I want to be like him!
Which one would you like to date?
Macchan.
I want to do this!
Let me do it!
Hey!
Who would you date?
Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Here he comes again!
Which one would you choose?
I don't know.
Hmm... I'm not sure, but I'll go with Matsu-chan.
A mild attack!
Mild, but it hurts!
Which one would you choose?
Claro-san.
I'm Claro!
I'm Takairo!
I can't move freely!
I'm gonna sit! I'm gonna sit!
I'm gonna show my face!
Pecha!
This is a annoying attack!
It's only a hiccup left!
Clano!
- Clano! - I said "Clano"!
Clano! I said "Clano"!
I said "Clano", didn't I?
But you're buying a book.
Oh, you're buying a book!
Oh, wait, wait!
Hey, Clano is...
- Clano! - Clano!
I don't know what you're saying!
Show me your butt!
I'm scared of you!
Are you trying to kill me?!
No way!
Are you serious?!
I'm so scared of you!
- I'm so scared of you! - I'm gonna lose!
- It hurts! I'm gonna lose! - Are you serious?!
I'm scared of you!
He's showing his butt!
- He's showing his butt! - I'm sorry!
Ouch! It's hot!
- It's cold! - I was really scared just now!
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
You've turned into a clown!
- Who would you like as a boyfriend? - Oh, it's Wacchan.
It's grandpa! It's grandpa!
- Who would you like as a boyfriend? - Oh, it's Wacchan.
- Oh, it's Wacchan.
- One step, one step. - Oh, it's so delicate.
- Who would you like as a boyfriend? - Oh, it's Wacchan.
- Oh, it's me, too. - Oh, it's me, too.
- It's Wacchan. - It's Wacchan.
- It's General Bowser. - Who would you like as a boyfriend?
- One, two... - Wacchan!
- It's so scary! - Oh, it's so scary!
- Oh, it's hot! - It's so hot!
- It's hot! - My butt! My butt is black!
- Oh, is that all you can do? - Yeah.
- It's not like it's anything else. - Yeah.
The score is 20 to 4!
But you got 4 votes.
I did it!
20 to 4.
Congratulations!
About the wedding...
What about it?
I can't say no.
I see.
You were a weird kid.
Because you poop at 8 on Sundays.
Stop it!
- Oh, Unozo! - Chief!
- Oh, Shintani! - What a coincidence!
- Good evening. - I always come here for work.
- Is that so? - Yes, yes.
- Well, since you're here, please join us. - Really?
- Yes! - Oh, I'm sorry!
- Well, well, I can't eat alone. - Excuse me! Beer!
You know, Shintani...
Shintani's positive attitude towards you the other day...
I really felt it.
I really feel that you're positive.
Actually, it's hard for me to say...
But my wife...
She doesn't like you at all.
This is really bad, you know?
I don't know why, but the other day at the wedding...
Shintani's impression was that you're a dark person.
- Well, you know... - Basically, I'm a dark person.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, yes.
Well, don't worry. I'll take responsibility and persuade her.
You know, Shintani...
You know how I feel.
Thank you, thank you.
You know, Shintani's positive attitude towards you the other day...
I really feel it.
Actually, my wife...
My wife...
I know you come here all the time, so I came to pick you up.
Is that so?
Yes, it is!
Hello, Misuzu-chan!
Misuzu-chan, I met Shintani-kun recently.
Shintani-kun is not such a dark person!
Misuzu-chan thinks so.
We can talk a little more, but...
The other day, we met at an old place.
That's right!
Um... was it bad in Japan?
I think it was bad in Japan.
That's right!
We should go to a place where we can party more.
That's right! We are young, so we should go to a hotel or something like that.
That's good!
Also, we should go to a place like a yacht.
That's good!
We should go to a place like that.
That's right!
We should definitely go there!
Let's go to a different place next time!
Let's go to a different place!
Yes!
Let's do it again next time!
Misuzu-chan, do you like alcohol?
Yes, I do!
Misuzu, I like it!
If it's a place where we can drink and party together...
It's not that hard!
Misuzu, I like it!
Really?
He's pretty strong, too.
Oh, really?
You're pretty strong, aren't you?
Yes.
Oh, really?
I can drink a lot.
Bah! Bah!
Bah! I like it!
Misuzu!
Misuzu-chan!
Like I said earlier, you can also drive!
Yes!
Misuzu, you can also drive!
I know a good place in Chimokitazan!
Is that so?
Please go there!
Thank you!
Misuzu, you can also be a boxer!
Right, Shintani-kun?
Misuzu, you can't do that!
Misuzu!
Are you okay?
Misuzu, you don't have to do that!
Ah, Misuzu!
Ah, Shintani-kun, since Misuzu is grilling it...
Can you have a bite?
I'll protect you!
Shintani-kun, I'm sorry!
Misuzu's...
Your father is fine!
Shintani-kun, Shintani-kun!
Ah, thank you, Misuzu-chan!
Shintani-kun, since Misuzu is grilling it...
Yes?
Your plate, Shintani-kun, your plate...
Give it back!
Ah, but I like going on dates and stuff like that!
That's right!
Since it's this season, you should go to the sea!
The sea sounds good!
The two of us together!
You just happened to like it!
That's right!
Go to the sea!
Misuzu!
Ah, thank you, Shintani-kun!
Can you have a bite?
Eh?
Eh? Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
I'm good at cooking!
That dish is delicious!
Misuzu!
What are you doing?!
Shoo!
Misuzu!
Ah!
Misuzu! Put salt on it!
What do you think you're doing?!
What do you know?!
If you calm down, let's go home.
Real Ponkiki begins now!
Hello! Today we've come to see you, Ashika-kun and the others!
Then, let's call our brother who's always with us!
Brother!
Hello!
Good evening!
Brother, can I ask you a question?
Sure!
Please tell me how you get along with Ashika-kun!
Okay! Today we've received a report from Mai-san!
We go on summer rides every year and put firewood in our skins,
but we don't have much BGM, and it seems like we're super bored,
so we thought we'd sing or listen to you!
And so, we've come today!
We're Kogyaru!
Sister, good afternoon!
Good afternoon!
Are you always...ah, you're already pretty burned up, but do you go to a lot of places?
The sea!
In that case, I hope you'll come a lot!
Yes!
I hope you'll come a lot!
Yeah!
I'm proud of you.
Now, what shall we sing?
"China," "Yappa," "Money," "Chanel," and "Mobile Phone."
Then, let's sing!
Thank you.
Goodbye, gourmet partner.
Gourmet, gourmet, gourmet, gourmet, it's me.
Thank you.
Money and Chanel and mobile phone.
It's not my money, but...
Yeah!
We did it!
Good evening, everyone.
I'm Hamada Masatoshi.
And this is my classmate, Matsui.
He said he had something to say to me.
I'm waiting for him in the dressing room.
Oh, he's here!
This is Matsui.
Thank you for coming.
What do you have to say to me today?
When I was 22 years old,
I had a fight with my father.
And I was moved.
When I was 22 years old...
You were really moved?
Yes.
He told me to leave.
And when I left...
You were speechless.
What was wrong with you?
Why were you moved?
Well...
I dropped out of college.
You had no choice.
And then...
I worked part-time at a radio station in Osaka.
And what did you do?
Part-time in the middle of the night...
What's that?
And I kept thinking about it.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
I kept thinking about it.
I'm sorry.
I apologized, but...
I was angry.
Get out of here!
Oh, I see.
Yes.
If I didn't have this opportunity...
I couldn't go home for the rest of my life.
- You couldn't make up with your father? - No.
So, on August 7th...
I'm thinking of going home...
- Home? - Once.
- For the first time in seven years. - For the first time in seven years?
- Yes. - Go home.
I want you to come with me.
- No! - No...
- Alone... - I'm scared of you and your father!
Alone... I'm scared of you and your father!
I know!
I'm really sorry.
- This is a lifetime request. - Is it?
- Yes. - I understand.
- We're partners in crime. - Let's help him.
You're here. It says "nearby Tondabayashi station" on the back.
Now that you're here, I think I should let you go home.
Why do you look so nervous?
If you're nervous, I'm nervous, too.
I couldn't sleep last night.
You couldn't sleep?
I don't know what to say at first.
I think you should say your feelings.
What do you mean?
Yes.
You know, my dad's favorite thing.
I said, "I found it!"
You can't do that! You can never do that!
You've been looking for it for seven years!
My dad said that and it made me happy.
It made me really mad.
I finally bought it.
I'm sorry.
I know you're serious about it.
I'm sorry.
I know you're serious about it.
Where is it?
Is it close?
You know the white house in front of you?
Next to it is a warehouse called "prehub".
Behind it is a house with a roof.
It's a big house.
It's like a freezer.
Is my dad at home?
I think he's in the office.
The door in front of you?
Yes.
Do you want me to open it?
Yes.
I think he's in the office.
I don't know.
My dad didn't say anything bad about it, did he?
I don't know.
I don't know what he said.
He's sleeping.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry for the long time.
I'm back.
Come in.
I'm back.
Yes.
I'm sorry for the long time.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
No, it's just...
I'm going to meet my father.
I'm a little embarrassed.
No, you don't have to be embarrassed.
I'm sorry for the long time.
I'm going to meet my father.
No, you don't have to be embarrassed.
My mother is on her way home.
Is that so?
If you like, you can go over there.
Is that so?
I'll go.
Please.
I was surprised.
I thought my father was going to lock me up.
Come on.
I'm nervous.
What are you talking about?
I'm nervous.
Don't say that.
I'm not that kind of person.
Yes, you are.
I'm sorry.
No, you're not.
I'm not conscious of what I'm doing.
I'm surprised.
I'm sorry.
I haven't been in contact with my father for years.
We haven't seen each other for years.
That's good.
It's good that you came back safe and sound.
Thanks to you, I'm really sorry.
It seems like I caused you a lot of trouble coming back.
But it seems like you've been taking care of me ever since.
Not at all.
I'm grateful for you through my younger brother and sister.
Not at all.
That's what I heard.
I don't mind.
You don't mind?
I'm sorry.
If you were him, you would have said something like that.
It wasn't like that.
I wanted him to graduate in four years.
There were many things.
How have you been in the past seven years?
It was fun.
It's embarrassing not to be called a person.
That's right.
Sometimes I say that in "Downtown."
Even if I was watching other programs,
I always tried to watch only the 45 minutes and the ending.
That's a coincidence, though.
I'm sorry.
Why?
I'm sorry, too.
You've been through a lot.
You have a great program.
You've been doing it for a long time.
No.
Please talk to me today.
I don't want to talk anymore.
I'm glad you came back.
Your room is always open.
I'm glad you came back anytime.
Yugoze.
Yes.
Mom.
Yes.
Yugoze, come back.
Yes.
Sit down.
Thank you for making this opportunity for me.
No problem.
This is the most important thing for me.
You and I have met several times.
Yes.
Every time you came back, you seemed a little drunk.
Yes.
You seemed to be a little drunk on your business trip.
I said you could just leave your things at home and go home.
But you didn't listen to me.
Yes.
First of all, you came back.
Yes.
I'm glad you came back.
Yes.
I'm happy for you.
Yes.
Thank you for persuading me.
Not at all.
You still seem a little embarrassed.
I'm sorry.
But I was waiting for you, Mom.
I'm sorry.
Where did you go?
Yugoze, I'm sorry.
But I'm going home now.
Thank you for coming back.
Take your time and come back soon.
Thank you for today, Dad and Mom.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Let's get along well.
Let's go.
Goodbye.
Take good care of her.
Gah!
Ha ha ha ha!
We draw evil powers!
We draw justice!
We are the...
...Hoka's...
...Danger Club!
We are here!
...to!
Ha ha ha ha!
Long time no see!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hm? What's wrong?
I hear something!
Hm?
Ha ha ha ha!
I'll go and look for it!
All right, Roki!
Bye!
Everyone, be quiet!
Yes, sir!
The faucet in front of the water heater is open!
We have to let Esuke-kun know!
This is a dangerous signal!
What? What?
The faucet in front of the water heater is open!
Whoa! This is bad!
You're here, Esuke-kun!
I'm here!
Alright! If you're here, we'll stop it!
Let me do it!
Let's do it, Esuke-kun!
Alright!
My muscles are soaked in water and I can't do it!
It's no good!
Alright, Esuke-kun! We have to do it!
Huh?
We can't do it...
We have to fire it up!
I can't fire it up...
It's okay!
Are you going to do it?
We have no choice but to fire it up!
Here I go!
You got it!
Complete!
My eyes are sparkling!
Let's go, Ushi!
Yeah!
We did it!
Everyone!
Don't let the water pipe escape!
Hello!
I'm sorry, but I have something important to do.
I have to go to a party.
I don't have much time, but it's like a light home party.
I don't want to say it out loud, but...
I'll tell you the truth.
People around me think I'm a foreigner.
I don't want to say it out loud, but...
I want people to think I'm not a foreigner.
I don't have much time, but...
Can you do it for me?
I'm sorry, but can you do it quickly?
I don't have much time.
I'll do my best today.
I'll do it like this.
I'll do it like this again.
I'll do it like this.
I'll hold it like this.
The woman I love is...
Tonight, I'll...
I told you to wake me up!
What are you doing?!
I don't get it! There are too many elements in it!
I can't get it through!
I thought it was a beard dance, but suddenly there are lyrics in it.
Why do you want me to wake you up? What does that mean?!
I don't get it! What are you doing?!
Do it properly! I'm begging you!
Do it properly! You're always joking around!
A rose! A rose is the best!
Even if you say it's a rose, I'll be the happiest!
Make it a rose!
A rose is the best!
Make it a rose!
I feel sorry for you, but it seems like I have no choice but to separate you.
It's because you opposed us, the Black Tiger Brigade!
It's too late for you to love me with your life.
You know too much!
Shut up!
What are you doing?! Don't do it!
I'm going to show you!
You're trying to join us right away!
I don't like that kiss scene!
You're doubting me, aren't you?!
It's not like you should separate me by asking me to show you a rose!
Don't you know what a rose is?!
A rose is a thorn!
It's a thorn! You know what it is, right?!
Go and bring me a thorn!
We don't have much time! Hurry up!
Go and bring me a thorn!
Why, Mr. Desuwon, the pottery teacher, why is this work said to be a failure?
We don't know!
We can't follow you!
Please excuse us!
It's not, right?
Do it properly!
I came to see the flowers.
It has nothing to do with it.
Even if it's that big of a flower, I can't pick it up.
But!
One thing!
I'll praise you for one thing today!
I was happy, I was happy, or rather, I thought I did it,
but when I came back, I was still wearing the pottery teacher's face!
This is a good thing!
And if I didn't pick up the face when I came back, I wouldn't be able to look you in the eye!
This is true!
Let's shake hands!
This is one point!
This is kindness!
Kindness!
But!
Let's do business properly!
Bring me some flowers!
Come on!
Show me what you call "the socialite"!
Right? Don't play! Don't want to play!
Don't think like that, Tetsuya!
Who's Tetsuya?!
Right?! Right?!
What do you call it? It's fine like that.
Right, what do you call it?
That gorgeous, what do you call it?
That shiny, eye-catching thing you brought.
Right?! Right?!
Do it! Do it!
Hurry up!
Hurry up and run!
Right?!
You have to hurry up!
I don't have much time left...
Really...
I have to do something...
Introduced by Mandar Kisabu, this is him!
Who are you?!
I don't understand you at all!
Do your job properly, you idiot!
Don't ever come back to this store!
Right?!
Do it!
By the way, can I ask you something?
If you're this successful, isn't it hard for you to join a team?
You're a man, aren't you?!
I'm a married professional wrestler.
I'm standing on my own two legs.
Do you watch "Konnyaku-chan"?
You just found out, didn't you?!
I was surprised!
You two have to come down here, so let's see if you can do it.
Let's do it.
Let's start with you, okay?
Okay.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
You can do it, right?
Lastly, let's start with you, okay?
Okay, I'll do my best!
You can do it!
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