AISubs v3.4
Emergency Plan
When you laugh, smile for the elderly passing by!
Thank you very much.
I'm not sure if it's funny or if my consciousness is out of place.
- Are you laughing? - Yes, yes.
- Hello, Mr. Matsuno. - Yes.
I have a favor to ask you.
Actually, I'm still fine with my great-grandfather and great-grandmother, but I haven't seen them laugh lately.
Please, with your help, make my great-grandfather and great-grandmother laugh.
- By the way, my great-grandfather is 102 years old and my great-grandmother is 98 years old. - I see.
- It's unfortunate. - It's unfortunate.
They're called "Yokotans".
- I see. - Yes.
- Well... - Yes.
It looks like you're having fun.
- And today... - Last time you played with children, didn't you?
- We did. - Children who don't laugh.
- Well, it's not like that. - It's not like that.
And today, we have to power up even more, so we've prepared six sleeping boars.
These six are talking a lot!
- They're sleeping boars! - They're sleeping boars!
They're talking a lot!
- They're probably getting excited. - I see!
- I can look forward to it! - You can look forward to it!
They're going to make me laugh today, aren't they?
- Well, let's get started! - When you make me laugh, it's the end.
It's goodbye.
- But it's a wonderful thing! - Well, it can't be helped!
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- These are the boars. - Yes, yes.
- Well, let's get started! - Yes!
- Well... - Yes!
- Masuo-san. - Yes, yes.
- Let me introduce you. - Yes.
- This is Hirose Masanosuke-san. - Yes.
- He's 102 years old. - Oh, hello.
- Hello, uncle. - Hello.
- No reaction. - No reaction.
- Next to me is his wife, Kuni-san. - Yes.
- She's 98 years old. - She's 98 years old.
- Hello, auntie. - Hello.
- No reaction. - No reaction.
- Now, you two are 200 years old. - Yes.
- You're just 200 years old. - Yes.
- This is a happy occasion. - Yes.
- Well, unfortunately, if you shine too much light... - Yes.
- The color will change. - Yes.
- It won't change much. - It will melt.
- It will become sand. - Yes.
- Now, let me introduce you. - Yes.
- This is Shouji Muragami-san. - Yes.
- I'm laughing! I'm laughing! - You're laughing, aren't you? You're laughing, aren't you?
- No, Shouji-san, say it more like an old man. - I'm laughing! I'm laughing!
- You're laughing, aren't you? - I'm laughing! I can't hold it in! I can't!
- As a top batter, you're the best! As a top batter, you're the best! - You're laughing, aren't you?
- Stop it, dad!
- How was it? Was it good? - I don't like it.
- What are you doing? - No, Shouji-san, it was good, wasn't it? - I didn't think it would end like this.
- How was it? Was it good? - It was good. - It's over. - It's over. - It's over.
- The next person is... - Yes. - This is... - Yes. - ...a long prosecutor... - Yes. - ...who gave up his life in a few words. - Yes. - Go ahead!
You're laughing! You're laughing!
Ken-chan! You're laughing!
By the way, I thought it was funny, too!
- We're laughing, too! - I don't want to go home so easily!
- Yes. - Yes.
- Now, let's go. The third one is... - Yes.
...a walking prosecutor of a theme park...
- Yes. - ...Mr. Sakura Kinzo!
- Yes. - Go ahead!
O-ya-ba-yu-e-chi...
O-ya-ba...
O-ya-ba-yu-e-chi...
I don't think Grandpa knows this one!
Mr. Kinzo!
To-kyo...
Di-zi-ri-ta!
What the hell is that?!
E-e-e-e-e...
...a horse's parent and child.
Thank you very much.
Ni-gi-ri-te!
What are you doing?!
Go home, Kinzo!
- Go home! - Yes, sir!
- Hey... - What are you doing?
O-ya's expression changed.
It was brief...
...but it was more like "bite me or not?"
Yeah.
Let's continue, next we have one from Kansai.
Oh, he's good.
He is a big name in Kansai!
He's Professor Takashi!
Go ahead!
Sorry!
Don't laugh like an old man!
Don't laugh like that!
Go for it!
You are lying!
I'm bored!
I'll go home when I'm old, Yuzuru-san!
Big brother, did you applaud?
Now, this person may also be rampant.
Do you know?
Do you know? This person is amazing.
He is "King of Gag".
Azama Kanpei-san!
Go ahead!
Bo-bomb!
You are lying!
My bo-bomb...
Bo-bomb!
You are lying!
I'll do it.
Did you run away?
I don't know who did it.
She doesn't laugh at all.
Piyu! Piyu!
It's totally in there!
He's gone home. He's gone home.
Well, but this last one will do it.
He's a bird, after all.
He's a genuine laughing gag of the comedy world.
Now...
Ponchi! Osamu!
He's a pretty tough dog!
He's a pretty tough chicken!
What do you say?
I'm angry! I'm angry!
I'm angry!
One last time, grandpa and grandma.
The six of you, all together.
We'll do a gag.
Okay, everyone! All together!
Go ahead!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
That's all for today's gag show.
I'm angry! I'm angry!
I think we'll say goodbye for now,
as the old men are not getting anywhere from the gag show.
Everyone, thank you very much!
(Applause)
This program is for people all over the world.
P. and. G.
Maiden.
Mechire Nippon.
Mishin products are provided for delivery.
Wow, it's a little out of place, isn't it?
No, but show me one by one.
Ryoko, did you get a love letter?
Yeah!
Look at me, I'm a beauty.
Yeah, Ryoko, you're cute, so you're popular, aren't you?
Yeah, I'm popular.
Mother bought it for me.
Ryoko is interested in it, isn't it, your mother's lump?
You know, father, fishing like this.
I've never caught such a black bass before.
Well, if you catch it, you'll catch it.
Snack's root like this.
You're annoying me.
Ryoko, father, please bend over a little, father.
You're annoying me!
Ah, it feels good, ah, right eye, like this, a little higher.
Ryoko, right eye, a little higher.
Ryoko, right eye, a little lower.
I don't know, but I feel good.
Father, please bend over a little, too.
I'm feeling good, really.
Sannyad.
What kind of child are you, what kind of child are you?
I'm not that cool.
It's not cool.
Father, please bend over a little.
Mom! Mom!
Mom, what kind of people do you like?
Mom, you know, in the past...
Dad, you're so stubborn.
I liked people like Hiroki.
You liked Hiroki?
But...
But what kind of people are popular in your class?
Mom, will you change for me?
Really?
It would be fine if you were an interesting person.
Mom, Dad, you know...
Interesting person...
Mom, do you like it here?
What kind of people...
Mom, do you like it here?
I like it here.
Mom...
What kind of people...
Will you change for me?
What kind of people are interesting?
Mom?
What?
Will you change for me?
Mom...
Then who is popular?
Ninety-nine?
Ninety-nine is also quite popular.
Dad, you're so stubborn.
But...
What kind of people are popular in your class?
That's funny.
But I don't like people.
You don't like people?
Who don't you like?
Which one was it?
Let's see it together.
What was it?
Which one was it?
Do you like it here?
I like it there.
Yoko!
Go! Go!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Well, I was surprised by the passenger earlier!
I was surprised!
Dad, you're a big fan!
Thank you!
This time, I'll show you a good place, Dad!
(Laughter)
Good morning!
Welcome to Salaryman Tour!
Salaryman?
What will you do?
Get in!
Is that so?
Then, this way, please!
Yay!
Then, this way, please!
Get in, please!
Me?
Yes!
Can I get in?
Yes! Thank you!
I'm Murata, the inspector! Thank you!
(Laughter)
Thank you!
Then, I'll go!
Now!
Here you go!
Wow!
Have a good trip as a salaryman!
Wow!
Hey, you!
Mr. Salaryman Tour, how are you doing in Kyoto?
How are you doing in Kyoto?
Kumi!
Here you are!
Kumi!
Here you are!
Kumi!
Here you are!
Kumi!
Kumar Jones is cool!
Welcome back!
Do you want dinner or a bath?
Welcome back!
You went home, didn't you?
Come in! Come in!
Goodbye!
Today, we have an award winning company.
We received an award from Ms. Maria Moria.
It is sudden, but our company's senior's birthday is on the day of After Five.
Therefore, singer-songwriters Itou Ichijisan, please sing a song for your seniors.
We received this award.
Now, let me introduce you.
Ms. Maria Moria and the singers!
Hello, you are Ms. Moriyama, right?
Yes, hello.
Today is this senior's birthday. Who is this person?
It's Kumi-chan.
Kumi-chan, congratulations!
Thank you very much.
Well then, I hope you will come to Itao-san today.
Hey, just in case...
Ah! That sound is...
Yeah!
Tropical Engine, stop!
What will you sing?
Today is this person's birthday.
Is that so?
Ms. Moriyama invited me.
Now, what will you sing?
Now, what will you sing for me?
"Tofu Champuru", please.
Eh?
"Tofu Champuru".
That's right.
Now, then...
It's not "Tofu Champuru".
Let's have Izoi sing "Itao"!
"Tofu Champuru", please!
Summer is here!
It's the season of karate chops!
Put up your long-sleeved T-shirt!
Summer is here!
It's the season of tofu champuru!
Put up your long-sleeved T-shirt!
"Bonjour"!
I'm going home.
Thank you!
Goodbye!
Tropical Envy, start!
Goodbye!
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Let's go!
Team Fight!
Today's match is this!
Are you ready?
Yes.
Today is a team match.
What? What?
Everyone will ride this.
Push and push.
If you push it, it will stand still, so it will fall naturally, right?
Yes.
So in the end, when the time comes,
the one with the most push and push wins.
Alright, alright!
This is...
It's a cow riding a horse.
This is...
a three-round match!
A three-round match!
Ready?
Go!
Start!
Go!
[music and sound effects]
[cheers and applause]
Two on two?
Hey!
Two on two!
This is really, really tough!
[cheers and applause]
Two on two!
Ready...
Go!
[cheers and applause]
[music and cheers]
[applause]
Okay, fifteen seconds break.
One more time.
Huh?!
I'm not mad! I'm not mad! I'm not mad!
What?!
Three times in a row!
[cheers and applause]
[music and cheers]
If you walk like this, you'll slip and fall.
[laughter]
Don't give up!
Alright!
We won!
Black team!
Let's do it for Yuu-chan!
Um...
Ah...
This!
That?
I'll eat it!
Okay!
Yuu-chan...
Congratulations!
Hey, Kou-chan...
What do you want for your birthday present?
Anything is fine.
No! I don't like it unless it's what you want the most.
Then... Ryoko?
Koujiri!
It's me!
What do you mean? You said you had work today.
No, I...
Hey!
Who are you?
Hey, who are you?
I'm Kou-chan's real love.
Ah! I can't believe it!
What does that mean?
That you're in love with her?
Tell me! What kind of situation is this?
Ah! I remembered the situation!
The reason you came all the way here is...
her and my situation.
That's the worst situation in history!
Anyway, you're a liar!
Anyway, you force your wife's friend to marry you.
Even now, you still get complaints from your wife.
You're a liar!
Anyway, you're always with your friends when you're on a show.
Anyway, you're always alone when you're on other shows.
Anyway, you have too much hair and hair extensions!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Let's judge.
No! No!
It's over?
No!
That's why I asked you if you could organize it before the show.
So, how did you do it?
You're trying so hard to say it.
You don't have to say it every now and then.
Because Ryoko is not good at talking.
Amada will go?
It's "Amada will go?" show.
Everyone, please look at this table.
There's no one here.
But I'll go anywhere in Japan, so please stop sending me requests.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm here in Chiba today.
She's the one, right?
Yoshimi Sugiuchi.
I'm a mother of one and a half years old.
But because of my husband's job, we can't go out together.
June 19th is the anniversary of our first date,
so I'd like to go see a movie like we used to.
So, Amada, please babysit me for about three hours.
I'll pay you back for my work.
She babysits you, right?
Anyway, I'll go and see her.
If she doesn't like me, I'll go home.
I can't hear his voice.
It's me!
- Ms. Sugiuchi! - Yes!
- Hello! - Hello!
I'm sorry about today.
- I'm really sorry! - Not yet!
So, today...
- Are you a movie star? - Yes.
- How old are you now? - I'm ten months old.
- Ten months? - Almost eleven months.
- Almost eleven months? - Yes.
- What's your name? - I'm Yuuki.
- Yuuki? - Yes.
You're just like your father!
Do you have a fixed job?
Well...
From two to three o'clock.
- I always take a nap. - Oh, you do?
Yes, I like to take a nap.
- I see. - Yes.
Wait a minute. How does she sleep?
- She has a lullaby. - Yes.
- A lullaby... - Yes, yes.
A toy lullaby...
- You know it, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- And a dog walker. - Yes.
That's how she sleeps.
And at three o'clock...
When it's three o'clock, wake me up.
- I'd like you to give me some milk. - Yes.
- Four spoons, right? - Yes, that's how you make it.
- Four spoons with a yellow spoon. - Yes.
Half hot water and half cold water.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- The water is in the fridge. - Yes.
- Yes.
- When you give me the milk... - Yes.
- She walks. - Yes.
- She walks outside once a day. - Yes.
- To practice. - Outside?
- Yes, I want her to go for a walk. - Yes.
- Yes, so... - Yes.
- While you're walking... - Yes.
- Shopping? - What?
Shopping?!
- I understand. - Yes.
I'm sorry, Dad.
- You have work today. - I'm sorry.
- This is it. - Yes.
- I understand. - Yes.
- Well, Dad and Mom, I'm off. - Yes.
- I'm off. - Have fun.
- Yes, Yuki, bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
- If you show me this, you'll cry, won't you? - It's okay.
- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
- Yes, well, I'll be off, then.
- Yes, go ahead. - I'll go.
Hey, Yuki, what are you going to do about it, huh?
Wow, you're good. Are you going somewhere far away?
I don't go that far.
- How have you been lately? - I'm sick.
- You have a cold? - No, it's not that bad.
Where are you going?
There's a lot of cars.
You're having fun, aren't you?
I'm happy you're going out in your dad's car.
Oh, it's a special romance car.
It's cool, isn't it?
I'm getting off now.
A TV station near my house.
I can see the bustling city well.
Oh, it's a special romance car. It's cool, isn't it?
I shouldn't have called you.
I'm getting off now.
A TV station near my house.
Oh, it's a special romance car. It's cool, isn't it?
Hey, don't pass me.
Okay, okay, Yuki, go to bed.
It's already noon.
Okay, come here.
What is it?
Lost and lost, little kitten
Where is your house?
Even if you ask, you won't know
What is it?
Even if you ask, you won't know
You're laughing, aren't you?
What is it?
You're a bad guy.
If I wake up now, will I be able to go up?
I'm doing a show.
Don't worry about it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You're crying in a meaningless place like that.
(Crying)
Hey, are you down there?
Let me follow you.
(Crying)
Oh, I see.
(Crying)
I see.
Hey, wait a minute. It's hot.
(Crying)
No, no, no, no, no.
(Crying)
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
(Crying)
It's hot, isn't it?
You were really hungry, weren't you?
(Crying)
Shall we go shopping?
Huh?
Let's go.
Huh?
Walk, will you?
(Laughing)
Which way is the shop?
Oh, it's big.
I don't think there's a shop this big.
Oh, but there isn't.
This is a big shop.
Karakuchi.
(Laughing)
Karakuchi.
What's wrong with you?
Let's go.
What's this?
You too, take a bath.
Pass.
No!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Too slow!
Hey!
Pass. Pass.
Pass now! Pass now!
Too slow!
Pass now! Pass now!
Hey! Hey! Pass now!
What are you doing?
Pass!
He's mad.
Pass! Pass! Pass!
Come on! Come on!
What's wrong with you?
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!
You're late!
I'm sorry!
I'm back!
Where's your hair?
My hair?
What did you do?
You said you'd do it for me.
Here you are.
Did you go shopping?
Which one did you buy?
What did you buy?
Is it this one?
I ate bread and kikara miso with this one.
I'll give you the money.
It's a self-sustaining.
Is it?
Yes.
Self-sustaining.
It's 870 yen.
Is it 870 yen?
Yes. And multiply it by 3.
From 2610 yen to 110 yen.
Wait! Wait!
About half of it.
I'll give you half of it.
I'll give you 110 of it.
Will you take it?
Here you are.
Thank you.
Please give me your name.
Whose name?
Our name.
Don't joke with me!
Is it 2600 yen?
Yes.
Thank you.
Did you enjoy today?
Yes, I did.
Next time, I'll give you 200 yen or 300 yen.
Are you stupid?
That's all for today.
Sorry!
Bye-bye!
(Laughter)
You're kidding me!
I'm going to meet you!
(Laughter)
If you make food with fun...
Conversations should also be fun!
What kind of conversation will come out today?
Chef!
Welcome!
Wow! It's been a while!
You were surprised, weren't you?
Yes!
Now!
Yes!
Let's call the teacher of cooking right away!
It's Chef Tsugamoto of Shimantagawa Cooking School!
Please come in!
(Laughter)
This is fun, Sensei!
Yes!
Thank you, Sensei!
What, you thought it was just the two of us?
(Laughter)
No, no, Sensei was like...
Right?
This is fun!
Yeah, it's kind of fun, isn't it?
Hey, I love being on this show!
Ah!
Thank you!
Sensei himself!
That's right!
I'm so happy!
I thought I'd be in your shoes.
(Laughter)
I'm so happy.
I'm not kidding.
Sensei!
I was surprised!
Right?
I was wondering what we should do.
All right!
Let's set the table!
Yes!
Sensei!
(Laughter)
Right, Sensei?
Sensei?
Sensei, are you ready?
I was surprised!
Please show us how you cook!
That's right!
This is really hard, isn't it?
You have to show us how you cook every time, don't you?
That's right!
See?
I don't want to show you how I don't cook well, do I?
Of course you don't!
That's why you're always worried, don't you?
It's hard to make a new dish every week!
That's right!
I'm so worried.
I'm really worried, aren't I?
Right?
I'm so careless!
That's right!
I understand that, but...
All right!
Let's do it!
(Laughter)
Let's do it!
All right!
Let's do it!
All right!
Today...
We'll show you how you cook!
Let's do it!
Please show us, Sensei!
Do you know this song?
If we do it, it'll be awesome!
(Laughter)
It's a different type of song, but...
(Laughter)
It's a song of Katsuo-san.
You're late!
Naga-chan, you're late!
Who said that?
Naga-chan didn't say that.
I don't know.
Your song is kind of catchy.
It's true!
If you're going to do it, do it now!
Do it now!
I can't stop it!
Do you want me to do it?
Yes.
Let's use katsuo-bushi first.
Katsuo-bushi!
I like katsuo-bushi.
If you like katsuo-bushi, jump over it!
Let's do it.
Let's cut it.
What I want to say today is...
It's not about jumping over it or anything like that.
Yes.
These days, women don't cut katsuo-bushi themselves.
They don't do it.
It's fun for me.
If you can, I'd like you to cut it at home.
The flavor is different.
This is one katsuo-bushi.
The flavor is different when you cut it at home.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Let's cut it.
Ryogo, can you cut it for me?
This is...
There are tips and tricks.
There are tips and tricks, but...
Can you shut up and look at it, Ideogo?
Yes.
If there is anything wrong, please point it out.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Can I eat this?
No, you can't.
What? I can't eat it?
The way you hold it is different.
Ah, it's different.
It's already pointed out.
I'm sorry.
Like this...
The way you hold it...
Ah, that's how you hold a bonito.
Yes, that's how you hold it.
Now, try holding a bonito.
Open your mouth a little more.
And press it against your face a little more.
A little more.
Shall I do it?
No, you do it!
I see.
Like this...
And you chase it, right?
No, look at a man's face.
What is that?
What is it, you idiot?
This has nothing to do with it.
Let's cut a bonito.
Let's cut a bonito!
Right?
Let's cut a bonito.
Shall I try it?
Yes!
Hold it like this.
Like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Open your mouth a little more.
I feel like it's easier to cut.
I want you to remember this.
Yes!
Now...
Next...
It's pork.
Pork.
Pork!
Teacher, we'll make bonito flakes later, right?
Yes, later.
Yes!
And today we have this!
Yes!
Pork!
We want to make this today, right?
Wow!
Wow, amazing!
Pork!
Wow, there's a lot of it!
There's a lot of meat!
How much does it weigh?
This is amazing.
Right?
Is it?
Teacher...
Teacher, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
It's time for you to cook.
Yes.
Well...
Yes.
Well...
Teacher...
What's wrong?
Teacher, you're crying.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I just remembered something.
There's a lot of things...
There's a lot of things in life for a woman alone.
Well, to be honest...
It was hard.
It was hard for you too, wasn't it?
Yes.
Um...
The pork...
Yes.
I was raised by pork.
- You love it. - For only two years.
- Pork? - Isn't it too much?
- You were bullied a lot, weren't you? - Pork?
Your parent is a pork!
I'm not a pork! I'm not a pork manga!
- Actually you were a pork. - Yes.
- It happens sometimes. - When you say it, I want to say it back.
- Even if you're late? - It doesn't matter.
- Remember. "Your parent is a pork!" "Your mother is a pork!" - Yes.
- There were many things like that. - Yes.
- It's hard, isn't it? - Yes.
- We'll use "your mother is a pork" today. - The one you brought today...
- Pork? - "Your mother is a pork."
- Ingredients? - Ingredients?
- Shall we buy it? - Shall we?
- But your mother won't come back, will she?
- Then... shall we eat it?
- Cooking... - Cooking and eating it...
- I'm happy. - Teacher...
- "Your mother is a pork."
- Teacher...
- Today... - Today...
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Can you cut it? - Yes!
- Can you cut it in half? - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Stop it!
- Dad!
- Mom!
- Freezer!
- Teacher!
Let's do it.
If you make food...
conversation will be fun.
Food!
Yes, sir!
New!
Welcome!
This is really fun.
It was fun for me.
I know!
I care about you!
Make it a little sweet.
It's good.
It was good.
Hey, it's slanted!
It's going to fall!
Whoa!
It's going to fall!
Whoa!
Hold on!
It's going to fall!
It's going to...
Whoa!
- It's going to fall! - Whoa!
It's going to fall!
No, no!
It's going to fall!
Whoa!
Ouch!
Whoa!
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